Fresh Fat Fucks Edition Last thread: >>89775990TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo TEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmondhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmond>Noir Vesper [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesperhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_en ARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze >OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX>Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
>>89788317/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
>>89788335Amen!
>>89788335AMEN
>>89788335Amen.
>>89788251Why is bettel so hellbent on collabing with his boring brother
>>89788251no...
leglock and babytrap machina x flayon>>89788335amen
>>89788005They'd still have fun with the baby gamer, he's deadweight but a good sportIt's the autistic child (derogatory) that's always purposefully difficult, but I guess he's out currently anyway
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>>89788523They can cope if they have only one of them, it's just when they have both that things go to absolute shit.
>>89788335koimen and lets go new image
I think Tempus should recruit more members (me)
I think Tempus should kick flayon out
>>89788419incest dick has to make up for his lack of magcock
I think tempus should force flayon to wed and start a family with me
>>89788523shinri at least can rape correct his son if he does poorly. flayon it isnt the same
>>89788611NTA but does anyone have a collection of the advices from the boys regarding auditions?
>>89788523The dissonance between the Tempus and Armis sides for Content Warning was fucking insane. Felt like even Hakka was getting frusted with Flayon tanking progress on purpose. Then you check on Armis, and they're having fun killing themselves to try to speedrun early game.
>>89789115the approach from armis to content warning was so good, they really saw all the funny streamer bit potential of the game and dove in as deeply as possible, sorted out a bunch of collabs and milked it for all it was worth in the hot moment. i know HQ was tapped out post-3D and VG was prepping theirs and filming for tempus week, but holy shit the difference was night and day.
>>89789115I'm sure if GB or any of the others said "you told me what to do so I started walking slower instead" the Armis side wouldn't have been as hyped
>>89789328>"you told me what to do so I (did the opposite)"is the worst quality that VG has. this is why their gen is the worst.
and people complain about machiroons being repetitive
>>89788925For the most part I think a lot of their advice has amounted to general things like focus on making good content over getting the best mic and set up, or enjoy streaming for streaming and not for money or somethingSomething I for some reason specifically remember though is when I threadread Shinri saying that you should use reapplications to show the recruiters how you're growing and putting in effort over timeThough even a good applicant might get passed over since it just wasn't what they were looking for at the time, between the models or content distribution or some such
loops will never die, meds are always in need
>>89789663>Though even a good applicant might get passed over since it just wasn't what they were looking for at the time, between the models or content distribution or some suchimagine finally getting into holostars after years of hard work so you can stand shoulder to shoulder with your oshi then they give you a model like Vesper 1.0
>>89789733It would be a pleasure!
HAPPY ONE YEAR OF ARMIS!As always: this doesn't include collabs they were in without their POV or Twitch VODs that weren't uploaded on their YT channel, though it DOES include every privated VOD they may have.Gibby was in a lot of Armis collabs without a POV due to his shit PC, which might bring his "total hours" average down
>>89789901how do we cure bettel and gibby's laziness
>>89789497The others don't really do that though
>>89789901>ruze menshiotsumarches, bitches
>>89789663Remember that Tavi of all people applied multiple times>>89789733You shouldn't apply if your main reason is to interact with your oshi
>>89789901 (Me)Forgot to specify this was from each members' debut date -> one year anniversary (or 349 days for the grads))
>>89790083ah, i see. it'd be interesting to see the second year (1st anni->2nd anni tally) for the tempus boys vs armis first year, since japan arc nerfed them so heavily
>>89789901>Jurard that high with that few vodsGod damn he's going to BTFO even the grind king Shinri by next year unless his vocal cords finally give out>Those Ruze menshi hoursI bet he coomed when he finally got that shit started and wasn't in prep hell anymore
>>89790166this was specifically for Armis, I'll post the full 2024 hours next year...you're right though, Tempus got fucked by their 3D
( ´・∀・｀)
Oi
>>89791259
(*ゝω･*)
https://twitter.com/squirre1_2_9/status/1858541231116313008
>>89788317what's this crap? WHERE's THE 3D?
>>89791655idk why you thought that would happen when>tempus also got mascot plushies for their first anniversary>armis has not been to japan to set up their 3d
>>89791655You don't want cute plushies???
>>89791655Plushies are 3D objects you can touch uoh
>>89788426Hey at least Hakka is fun to be around.
>>89789901My son's depression really dragged him down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBvTLBKNSVwvcapclips on the axel "tempus AI" zatsu moment from earlier
Armis' group chemistry is insanely good. It makes me feel bad comparing them to HQ and VG. Is this that gen3 magic?
>>89792536>never watched early hq
>>89792818it's easy to lie for a couple of months
>>89792818I did though but you know we are never getting that back when the other two graduated. Meanwhile, Armis are still complete.
>>89792991Armis has Jurard though, doesn't matter how complete they are
>>89793012>Armis has Jurard though, doesn't matter how complete they areand Tempus has Flayon. what's your point?
>>89792818>lasted 2 and a half monthsvs>lasted for a year and counting
moving the goalposts kek
>>89793012Jurard didn't fuck off and abandon his genmates
>>89793093Everyone would benefit if he did
>>89792818if you want to split hairs, go back and read early /mans/ screeching about how awkward leader is and how he brings nothing to the collabs. its never perfect.
>>89793271I also remember altare growing on /mans/ that when he first took a break /mans/ felt his absence with the group dynamic
>>89793345Yeah I think the only person that matters wen he is missing is Ruze withing Armis, while HQ felt incomplete when some were missing
>>89793012>>89793142Let it go jurard schizo
>>89792536Doesn't count because armis didn't popularize the branch
when can I sit on axel's face? if he's not available, is shinri?
>>89792818take your rose tinted glasses off grandpa, Armis has chemistry and actually collabs nearly weekly.
>>89794079the people who "popularized the branch" are gone and did more damage to the branch than they ever did good which is why we have crusty bitches like you still here lamenting "the golden days" that lasted about 2 months kek get a new hobby ffs
>>89794420they achieved 32 weeks of collab streams and missed 20 weeks along the way due to various factors, but i will admit, they were all being in the hospital/caring for family/irl crisis tier of offline, not just too lazy to organize.
will it be cringe?
>>89794568>mane-san made armis appreciation videoIs it finally time for shikamane and tokimane to reveal their faces?
>>89794485Bruh why are you putting words in my mouth I literally never said anything about muh golden days or HQ. I'm just saying that armis doesn't deserve the 3rd gen magic title because they didn't popularize the branch like the other Gen 3 of holopro
>>89795077did hololive en do that?
>>89795077not yet* i have faith
>>89795108HoloEN is a bit different because they're already popular from the start thanks to myth, but if you compare advent to the other 2 gens then yes they did popularize the branch even further (mostly thanks to having the first official holopro twinchuuba), even revitalized the whole branch from dying due to no streams
https://twitter.com/SekiHooooo/status/1858744418313851246
>>89795250Yeah Jurard's hate marketing is going to work any day now
>>89795250Will never happen because they have a dramabaiting flip, a boring RPG spammer flip and a lazy nigger. ruze is the only saving grace of that gen
>>89795375hey at least that boring flip can sing good!
>>89795375hey! you leave my lazy fat greasy fruity alcoholic violent gun-toting nigger alone!
>>89795324>>89795375This is true. Cabinet is the gen that will save StarsEN. CABINET IN DECEMBER.
>>89795437>>89795482no one wants to defend jutard lmao
>>89796300He exists to be bullied.
I just saw regis altare flirting with a pink twink
>>89796612altare fujobaiting isn't anything new
I gave up on goldbullet like a couple months ago and just wanted to update you all that I still think he sucks
I gave up on gavisbettel like a couple months ago and just wanted to update you all that I still think he sucks
I gave up on altare like a couple months ago and just wanted to update you all that I still think he sucks
>>89796773>>89796844>>89796912My dick. It's all wet and wrinkly all day because they take turns sucking.
tabio...
>>89797073Someone tell him talking to his poppets and dogs does not count as socialization
No more straight fujobaiters, cabinet better have a real gay in it
>>89799129>c a b i n e t>e t (TEmpus)>a i (ArmIs)>c b n>CUTE BOY NIGGERSa whole gen of black shotacons designed by pakopako purely for the little boy enjoyers
>>89799129gibby... forgotten....
>>89799129Every single one of them is gay and extremely retarded, silly
>>89793401>saying this when nothing memorable happened in basically all of the Armis collabs without Jurard
>>89799368Little black boys? Well, they'll be damn perfect on the fruit trees. Put in a few vines, and those monkeys will feel right at home!
Altare is a cool guy, I wish he streamed more.
It's overhttps://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1858883161641677087
>>89803433Who will release aniki from the league curse
>>89803490You can't, even if one starts hating League and stops playing it they'll still watch the worlds
>>89803710All of these fucking league gooks look the same to me. Kudos to the announcers on their slanty boy identification
>>89789255Tempus was having fun until the results of the first round when they realized that them trying to wrangle Flayon (and yes really, they spent time trying to get Flayon to actually participate in the collab he was in) cost them hard. Second round they tried to lock in but little red autist did the exact same shit. By the time Flayon decided to just up and leave in the middle of the round, Axel and Shinri were audibly pissed/defeated and you could hear Hakka of all people starting to get mad and he sounded relieved when Flayon dipped.
>>89791655What part of all of us saying "if they're getting their 3D, it won't be till next year at the earliest" did you not understand?
Suck my bawlz dry fagnutz
i dont give a fuck about holostars but i think the Ruzader plushie is really cute. is this a psyop..
>>89805085
>>89805085we got some cute fat fucks here
Ruzader thread? Ruzader thread.
I think Flayon should just graduate ヽ('ω')ﾉ
*chitters*
The boys should be given more amphetamine
>>8980572380 percent of the supply will go to flayon to make him only slightly a spaz
I am going to harvest sorawrity for rubber
>>89806210cringe
>>89806210cute
Mugging banchou until he calls me cute
Axel thinking Magni looked like the tranny from liar game tells you everything about axmag
i miss him so much… i miss the daily bullying and autism
>>89806727<3
NIGHTMARE https://youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
>>89806710This roon was later found eaten
>>89807200eaten out
>>89799941Shinri too, but he is a half-gay and a monsterfucker, so he is probably not what anon is looking for.
Can any roon tell me what Flay uses for his Home3D tracking? Why is his Home3D so much better than everyone else's (aside from Altare's for obvious reasons)? Or is everyone else just shit at using mocopi
>>89808642Hakka doesn't understand how to calibrate mocopi, and Shinri lives in a box where he's afraid to bump into everything.
>>89808935>Shinri lives in a box where he's afraid to bump into everything.Not anymore.
>>89808935Shinri doesn't own a mocopi suit/trackers and I'm pretty sure Hakka doesn't either. They both have a VR headset but it's been 5 months and their 3D models haven't been rigged for vrchat yet, which is why we still see lowpolyri
>>89809183>rigged for vrchatThat reminds me. It's been 9 months, MMDs doko....
MANAGEMENT HATE
>>89809183Yeah, Hakka's were borrowed from Cover. I only mentioned it because that was the only time we've seen him try out Home3D on screen. Didn't know that VRChat required its own rigging, I just presumed that Shinri started wanting to get his rent deposit back or something.
>>89808977Cabbage dog....koipanion......
>>89809804They live the dream of getting crushed in his arms every day
>>89810204cuddled so much that the punikos hat fell off, it should've been me
I will be contrarian and say no gay members because I can't yume them
RUZE ON THE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxkX_X8QKiIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxkX_X8QKiIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxkX_X8QKiI
>>89810794What a display of weakness
>>89806654axel did also say that it was his favorite character
>>89810794i just don't want gay members because i hate the way they talk also do you really want someone like the violet boy from the other company?
>>89811076I don't want to get in trouble but no I don't like him because he's an unironic sjw and hides behind racism. Very unlikeable and bitter person.
>>89811296I wrote this post
We still need an ableist boy
>>89811538Give Altare a few beers and he'll start genociding them with the fat people
>yeah it's no big deal
>>89811538Flips have probably said some shit that Ruze's audience would flip out over, like that one midget drop.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK
>>89811901>Altare>beersAnon...he'll start puking halfway through one.
That tournament was something alright, kek
>>89812057In all fairness, Jurard is ESL as fuck and he didn't know any better on that one. He apologized like crazy when Ruze called it out.
>>89812393English basically his first language though, he is just as bad with tagalog
>>89812356It was career defining for sure
>>89812432>english is his first language>uses old school idioms and makes several grammar mistakesNta but you can absolutely tell tagalog is his first language. He's just bad at code-switching.
>>89812432Eh, not really, he's much smoother in Tagalog than he is in English. When he gets excited speaking English sometimes his sentence structure just goes completely out the window and he says shit that sounds like he's talking backwards.
>>89812393Yeah, I'm just somewhat surprised that they haven't freaked out on something something he's said solo, but a lot of them probably weren't around for debut week. Was hilarious watching Jurard put his foot in his mouth and with Ironmouse while she laughed at him panicking over it.
you guys exaggerate how sensitive the boys fans are, its not niji levels of sensitive, nobody gives that much of a shit
Ruze is being really frank about how he decided to join Cover
>>89812682I think it doesn't become an issue because when he slips up he's immediately very, very apologetic about it. It's pretty clear that he doesn't mean any offence, so there's not really much of a point trying to demonize him for it, even for the most sensitive xitter poster.
This stupid fuck and his stupid scrapbook...
>Ruzaders as Jehovah's WitnessesImagine opening the door and you find some little bug thing in a crisp white shirt chittering away at you
>>89813335Yeah, I guess that'd make sense for why no one would hit him for it even if they did catch debut week's laughing at the guy in the wheelchair and the midget if he can be tricked into thinking Karkart is a slur.
I'd be more wary of Octavio. That fucker's roasts felt genuine. The psycho twink is absolutely evil.
>>89813822Send all Karkats to the gas chamber
Crimzon Ruze? More like Crimzon Boohoohooz
awww ruze
soft ruru holding back tears i love him
>ruze: le parasocial bad>also ruze: you have another kamioshi? are you cheating?based ruzaders, groom him more.
I almost forgot about Azure Ruze. Please give me a VP where I get to bully that faggot and have a beer with Obsidian
>>89814194you might like the recent Azure VP then
>>89814194upgrade to t4
>>89803172Full week this week babyyy
>>89814371I have an inexplicable urge to lick this blue fuck from head to toe
Naughty ruru behind on homework
LOVE CRIMZON RUZE NOWLOVE CRIMZON RUZE FOREVER
>>89814194>>89814322>>89814363You can bully the blue faggot but you have to have that beer with the pink ultra faggot for nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8tYoqxs4ow
>>89813776Well, it's also the fact that people who are overly sensitive about that stuff probably wouldn't watch him solo anyway since his sense of humour is on the cruder side. I mean, the main joke of his Animal Crossing stream was him loudly laughing in the face of one of the characters every time she showed up because she's ugly.
Stop making me cry, you sappy mf
>>89814664palworld slavery drive for 50 hours probably drove off anybody that would have feefees over it, and then animal crossing internment camp had the full and vocal support of the sorawrity.
I bite ruze on da tiddy
Armis vs Tempus Temprizz when
Ruzaders are sadsacks jfc
>>89814956*Cries and bites you*
>RUZE MY MOM DIED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>same month as his actual momway to kill the fuckin stream asshole
>hey ruze my mom died lets go>in an akasupa to ruze of all people on a celebration streamholy tone deaf
If i'm not mistaken, ALL of the plushies this time around are excellent hosts for an onahole
>>89814724Watching Jurard is like watching your 8 year old son draw himself shooting aliens with laser guns and shit. You just go "wow banchou, that's really good!"
jesus what a fuck you can tell that supa ruined his mood
>>89815134I don't have the heart to do that to the poppet. It's almost twice as expensive as the other plushies.
>>89815339he never actually said his mom died back at the time, just dedicated a karaoke to her and then moved on from mentioning it all too much. putting it into deliberate words hits different.
Delicious Ruze boobies
>>89815134Which tempus mascot was not fit to become an onahole?
Why do you guys give dumb supas attention?
>>89815504Puniko plush. It's too horizontal
>>89815565Because you won't stop sending them
>>89815590I never given money to a Vtuber.
RURU IS BACK
>>89815583Shinri didn't seem to mind
>listening to anime man babble in the background while you're getting a heart transplant
>>89815720Shinri's standards: "pulse optional"
Creating Funkytown 2 except Ruze's stream is in the background
>>89815720i bet any money there's a "shinri just fucks fish" unreleased companion video to the "shinri just eats things" series
( TДT) pls don't rape the plushies...they are innocent
>ruze wants to play mappa with the boys, maybe with shinri and others who like lorePLEASE let these two be on the cabinet debut announcement lorefagging team
>>89815882Is that why the salmon at the guild hall was so salty last night?
>>89815957don't worry, the fish have given their very enthusiastic consent
Drunk Ruze eating puniko sushi
>>89816402
Getting gaslit by Ruze...
>we're in Cover, not Hollywood, no one's gonna recognize us!>immediately gets recognized on the streetClassic
>GB was so soused he thought he was trying to handhold Ruze
>>89816358( ・3・) so this is what men enjoy in pass time putting pp in fish
>Little xenokunian lady trying to steal his semenKowai
>Ruze's older sister is 6'5" Goddamn
xenocuteians
Homestuck got too focused on characters desu. Half of those faggots do fuck all
>>89816902$5 the sister is a troon
>>89816902i remember Ruze told a story about his sister picking him up by his throat as a kid when he was being a little shit, i love this retard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1psQzVoNG4&t=61s
>>89809183Shinri has a whole mocap set and gloves.
Ruze in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia universe would result in the funniest genocide possible
>>89817341yeah for VR, not whatever app Cover is using for their home3D
>>89817518No nigga, a mocap suit is a mocap suit you dumbfuck, there's no such a thing as "oh sorry this mocap suit only works in VR"
>>89817812I dont think Shinri is using mocap for VR, he's using the index trackers and the index controllers come with hand tracking. Its completely different to mocap
Armis so much more fertile than Tempus...
Ruzader simulator where you find delicious rocks to eat
>>89817046Wouldn't actually surprise me, yeah
i fucking love ruze's approach to everything and how much he loves the real kino streams
Da big chree...
>the boys popping in on vc>yeah, just long enough for jurard to pop in and say "DOES THIS GAME HAVE SLAVERY?" and then leave
Their average IQ is double digits Ruze, I'm not surprised kek
im the last nowaxelshipper
>Jurard is the heart of ArmisClipping that one
>>89819023we've known this but at least he admits it
>117 hours of minecraft>117 hours of menshiClose but our debut year scheduleanon pips you a bit higher
shinruze rabu
where's bettel?
>>89819717dead, hopefully
>>89819767seethe more
>drove 6 hours to try JollibeeCrimzon de la Ruze...
>>89819887it makes me wanna get off my ass and finally learn how to drive, driving would give so much freedom
>>89819841its funny how nobody is a fan or even cares enough to ryona him anymore but we do have the one teenage girl who will always crop up to tell y’all to back off her uwubabyboy
>>89818763You need to die because that's a terrible ship.
>>89819971and always copes by saying success breeds jealousy kek. it's not like most people started to dislike him when he got his outfit reveal times mixed up and fucked up everyone else's schedules for the day. helps that he never knows what the other boys are doing and streaming over birthdays even when he does know they are happening
>>89820547nowaxel walked so xenokunians could run
Gay sister shit happening idcPost lewd homosexuals
>>89820752nowaxel never even crawled
>>89820775this is the most disgusting jurard picture
>>89820775>trying to spam the thread with fujo slop in protestyeah, teenage nijisister detected. thought your kind died out or left, last living soul
Gay shit goes in pictures
>>89819971>nobody is a fanI am the last true Bettelion in this thread.
I don't listen to females except for hakka
>>89821159I wrote this post
oh god I accidentally went into /cbdct/ because they have an armis OP picture, and I was so confused about what the heck people were talking about. i really thought /MANS/ had finally lost their minds
>>89820637>helps that he never knows what the other boys are doing and streaming over birthdays even when he does know they are happeningwhy would he give a fuck when he's leading in terms of money and viewership? only ruze comes close and the recent numbers are skewed because of events and birthdays.
>>89812560>makes several grammar mistakesWhatever you do, don't talk to an average British person. They will drive you mad.
>>89821238Come here little slime. Away from the foidbabble
>i still don't have perms to raid miyabi, HE HATES MEMANAGEMENT PULL YOUR FINGERS OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLES AND GIVE THE BOYS RAID PERMS
I enjoy this vtuber, the hiccups man
>>89821274because bettel would do the same for other boys!!1 when everyone cancelled their streams for him
Maybe I should convert a Ruzader plushie into an onahole, but that would mean buying 2 plushies
>>89821438>because bettel would do the same for other boysit's hilarious seeing any anon say this even ironically because it's clear he's already left them for notMagni long ago
I love that Ruze guy
Having fun?
>>89821274>ruze very diplomatically admitting that being a solo streamer and keeping your audience isolated means more money for you, and that he can't draw the boys into guerrilla streams or invite them to collabs with himbettel will never collab with another member of holostars again
>>89821598I want to rid the world of foids with Altare
>>89821336uhh i don't think that's managements fault, i thought talents decide if and who they give perms.did armis have any interaction with starsJP? does miyabi know they exist?
>>89821670they ALL met each other and had dinner in japan for super expo you mongoloid, the entire stars branch knows each other. the process goes:>EN talent requests raid perms to EN manager>EN manager sends an inquiry to JP manager>JP manager talks to their talent>talent gives the ok>the ok is passed back across the management linesthere's no reason the daisenpai would refuse armis perms when they actively interact with EN and just had a collab with shinyspicy, so it's on management not getting their fax machine powered up.
>>89821670Jurard collabed with Rio, and he was in a panel with Roberu and Gamma.
>>89821639Do you even know when was his last Holostars collab? I get being critical him or whatever but that point has never mattered as much as anons here wanna pretend
>>89821964Don't engage with them, they'll do whatever they can to avoid admitting they're wrong about the clown in any capacity.
>>89821964>taking a single day of an entire year to collab with armistoo hard>collabing weekly with ex nijis and his brotherYABBA DABBA DOO
Does anyone know when I get to have Shinri's pecs in my face?
>>89822049The attempts at consensus cracking have been funny to watch. Its like seeing the jobbers at the CIA if they were dosed with estrogen
cute ruze
>>89822077Just ask him really nicely
>>89822228That's not a BUG! FAKE BUG TYPE FAN REEEEE
>>89822064Wow didn’t even try kek
>>89821274its called common courtesy
>>89822317You can just (((tell)))
why do people get mad when someone of the boys (in our timeline it's bettel mostly) doesn't wanna stream with the rest? like, who gives a fuck and what difference does it make? you don't have to like your coworkers and spend time with them all the time. i don't see the problem.>t. person who finds the clown unfunny
Why do people get mad when Shinri's semen gets stolen by me
>>89822399Holostars' one main selling point is how they feel like a big single unit, at least to me
69 with flayon but instead of sucking him off i harass his stomach with my mouth
>>89822399might as well just be an indie then. why join a corpo unless you want to be part of the bigger picture? its wasted opportunity not to make use of all the avenues that are opened to you when you have genmates, branchmates, senpai, kouhai etc.
>>89822556this but i'm bouncing on his cock at the same time
>>89822771anon.... your back... your posture...
>>89822399I don't agree with every decision he makes, but I'm not gonna schizo out over them. At the end of the day, its anime streamers.
>>89822565We don't know what's up behind the scenes, they may not get on as much as we assume or they may just not like to collab with others outside of those they're close with. It sucks, but I'd rather them make organic collabs with each other, even it's not often, than have them force themselves to collab when they're not interested in it.
>>89821964>Do you even know when was his last Holostars collab?he wanted to stream a horror game collab on his channel with all of the most easily scared homos like Axel and Ruze because he knows that will make the most amount of money for him.
>>89822820i meant like a threesome with anon but i would gladly have impossible gymnastic sex with pilot too
>homosnot even trying anymore kek
>>89822565You don't know with who you get thrown into a gen, you can just hope that you vibe with them. Bettel liked magni at least, but he isn't around anymore and no one really expects EN to interact with JP that much anyway. "b-but they could learn JP" yeah sure, or JP could learn english, whatever, reality is they probably don't have time for it. You can join a corpo for money, to have someone to manage you, to have a support system, "get" (rent) a vtuber model for free, have more merch opportunities, a higher chance to get noticed by other bigger vtuber, etc. Getting along with your coworkers is just a nice bonus, but as you see from Bettel, Cover gives no fucks about gen-collabs if it's not to shill merch.
>>89823138true back-breaking sex with pilot...
giving me ideas for commissions
>>89821964>>89823057november>mario party jamboree with altare, axel, octavio (axel/bettel POVs)>cod blops 6 with altare (altare POV)>league (axel/bettel POVs)>sibling sunday space marine 2 with ruzeoctober>holomarches session 1>deadlock guerrilla 6-man (altare POV)>deadlock guerrilla 3-man (axel POV)
TARKOV WITH MAMAYEAH WOO YEAH
>>89823358>bare minimum to pretend like he still cares>this is supposed to change people's opinions
TARKOV INVENTORY ARRANGEMENT STREAM!!! TARKOV ATTACHE CASE HD LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEVER THOUGHT MAMA WOULD RETURN TO THESE WAYS
>>89820752This is one of the most retarded takes I've read in here in a while, and I've been subjected to Outfit Schizo's nonsensical bullshit numerous times.
>>89823412>>89823467MAMAAAA
>>89823254uoh... flayflay manhandling (You) into whatever slutty position he wants and breaking your spine in the process with his tard strength... ToT
>>89823467we're so back
>>89820752rumao remember when Nowa abandoned Axel by himself and forced him to make everything alone during their special collab and then everyone made fun of him while ignoring that fact and he got really sad? I membah
>>89823057>homosOK /#/ fag, go back to your pen.
I think StarsEN needs more white euro boys so Bettel can be happy again and hopefully, get over his Magcock addiction.
>>89822256>>89822228bulbasaur reminds me of tavi
>>89824002bettel should collab with honorary tempus #1 rpr
>>89824002Ruze already out whiteboyed him and it just made him sad.
>>89824002>get over his Magcock addiction.>getting over the ability to squeeze money from the bettelion twicenever happening
>>89823673People were way too forgiving to Vesper, overlooking the fact he was given a brand new model from the ground up by pako-sensei, only to use it for two streams before fucking off.
>>89824337>only to use it for two streams before fucking off.it was 1.5 streams because he lied about being "locked out of his google account" or some shit and used a png for his hunt collab with altare.
>>89823551and when he realizes he's permanently crippled you for life he takes full responsibility and offers to be your care provider. locking him with you forever and ever
>>89824049be less obvious about your love affair ruze
anyone know why mama is streaming tarkov on youtube? didn't he say he wanted to keep these kind of games on twitch? not that i'm complaining i'm too lazy to make a twitch account
COME ON, KEKTAVIO!!https://youtu.be/lldd3TYQle8?t=4936
Lol, I don't think I've ever written that word before. Didn't know it autocorrected.
>>89824731Idk, I’d think maybe he just doesn’t care as much to mess around with all his logins and OBS connections for a once in a blue moon FPS stream.
>>89823735It did read like catalognigger writing kek. Guess my brazilian detector is correct
>>89824731Hmm, when's the last time any of the boys streamed on Twitch apart from Tavi? I'm assuming he's just keeping it to Youtube because he doesn't really play those kinds of games as much as he used to.
>>89825263Altare did like a month ago I think
>>89825263There's not much of an audience on Twitch, and it's pretty much treated as a content dump for rank grinding games like valo and league.
>>89825263>AltareA little while back, probably valo?>FlayonDid that one schizo vn stream that one time>ShinriProbably back before japan arc>RuzeDid cult of the lamb also before japan arc>Axel, Bettel, Hakka, Jurard, GoldbulletNever
I want the mmd models so I can make the white members (Bettel and Ruze) crip walk
>>89824563kek that was one of the lamest excuses I've seen. Like yeah yeah ok you're locked out of your google account and can't stream, but what does that have to do with the Cover App?
>>89825475Axel had to for the Twitch Takeover, didn't he? Lol, don't think he ever used it after though.
If there be a baker around, are we going for tempus op (leader/hakkers/mama overlap in an hour)? Or still shillin for the final armisversary?
Why are you fuckers biting the bait so fucking hard?
>>89818763>im the last nowaxelshipperNot so fast!
>>89826049I will print out this picture and cum on it. You will not recieve proof
>>89824563>locked out of his google accountno, that happens
>>89825813I had a reeda OP ready but I didn’t know there was still one day left of Armisversary, if anyone has any suggestions i can change it
>>89826171Its good, lets go with reeda for now, then whatever video is dropped in 4 hours can be the next OP after
>>89826267it has to be a new song, right
Feels like this will take a while so migrate when ready >>89826689
