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>What is /tingles/?
/tingles/ is a thread to discuss and find English-speaking vtubers who do ASMR. Be it short audio roleplays or lengthy audio trigger sessions.

>Can I shill my oshi here?
If she does ASMR somewhat regularly at least, sure. The minimum is at least once every other week.

>Can I talk about corpo vtubers here?
As long as they fulfill the above requirements.

>What about lewdtubers?
Sure.

>What kind of ASMR is the best?
It depends.

>Who's live right now? Any lists?
https://vt.rita.moe/?tag=genre:ASMR&tag=lang:English
https://vt.rita.moe/?tag=thread:/tingles/
More lists to come. Probably.

>How to archive?
https://aysra.github.io/archive/
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide

>Friends of /tingles/
>>>/vt//corpo/
>>>/vt//tsunx/
>>>/vt//asmr/
>>>/vt//shon/
>>>/vt//vrex/
>>>/vt//v4m/
>>>/vt//uoh/
>>>/vt//vag/
>>>/vt//asp/
>>>/vt//big/
>>>/vt//jidf/
>>>/vt//pxl/
>>>/vt//lig/

We have yet to find more. (´・ω・`)

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menace thread
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>>89829218
>OP suggestion got used
Hell yeah
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ASMR is for relaxation.
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Is it worth the $10 membership to catch the stream live or it just a bunch of fags in there talking about how they are jacking off?
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Not this faggot again
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>>89829568
latter. the last unarchived was tame and your usual earlicking
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>>89829218
Who's the op
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>tries tribalfagging with miwa
>samefags
>switches it into anti-posting miwa
>samefags
get a life you shitskin loser
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>>89829765
yeah, all me.
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>>89829765
go back to /asmr/ fag
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>>89829764
Wife
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>>89829882
What is your wife's name
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Miwa has had one hand between her legs for an hour now
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>>89829969
???
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>>89829969
It's not only her top mouth thats wet
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>>89829969
I imagine her one hand is jacking me off or close to my dick touching from time to time
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>>89829764
Essie
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>miwafag called his discord server to raid the thread
shameful
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If asmr gives you a sexual response, you're no longer enjoying asmr. It's porn. You're a porn addict.
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>>89830136
actually thats all me
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Please don't reply to the tranny
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>>89829969
>>89830032
god I hope so
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>>89830136
what are you even talking about bro kek
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>>89830190
I kneel..
>>89830163
If you don't get sexual urges from a girl being right up to your head and getting intimate with you then your T count is so low you might as well be a tranny
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>>89830430
Intimacy and comfort is the response
Now loosen your death grip
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>>89830532
You're a fag, and I'll masturbate if I want to.
I suggest you get your testosterone checked
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Wonder how often Miwa flicks it
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>>89830190
I made this post
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>>89830648
She's asexual
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>>89830648
hopefully daily
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>>89830712
yeah, a sexual beast
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>>89830163
I'm pretty sure I heard a close thing to this from an asmrtist before. I agree, though. You're only looking forward to it because you're using it as a material to masturbate and not a GFE anymore, and it's a sad thing. You might as well be attracted to a lewdtuber.
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>>89830712
Erm... Her toys say otherwise anon
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Miwa is for sweet cuddling, and Menace is for satisfying my naughty desires. Simple as.
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>>89830919
they're both for both of those things, for me though not a tranny like you
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>>89831164
?
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>>89830919
Sex, both
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that's it im fapping and cumming to miwa right now just to spite this tranny
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>>89830919
>Miwa
streams ASMR for free, because she enjoys it, to pamper you and help you fall asleep
>Menace
>does those things for 5$, and 10$ for spicier ASMR because she's profiting from it
Sounds about right
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>>89831416
>streams ASMR for free
does he know..?
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how do i get to the city threads? any tip
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>>89831584
Currently down for maintenance
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>>89831164
why do you hate him?
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>>89831416
In a sense Miwa does better GFE and you could chat with her freely on streams and a certain place unlike with Menace that you could only send maros to interact with, like a sex friend kind of thing.
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>>89831654
>discord fag
figures
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>>89831627
Unequivocally based RPer
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>>89831627
sudden temper
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>>89831416
Menace is pregnant and needs the money please understand
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>>89831812
yeah with my child
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>>89831812
Yeah, with me.
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>>89832032
my dick and heart are both ready
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Poor Pill...
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>>89832092
ouch
tailbone stuff is the worst, knocks the air right out of you and you cant move anymore
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>>89832092
Oh no, i hope she gets well soon
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>>89832032
wtf kana has patreon amd she is not pure??
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>>89832260
It'll probably going to just be an archive for safety on youtube. I don't think she will go that far.
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>>89832260
only from recently
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>>89832260
sex with your wife is as pure as it comes
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>>89832092
Pillow might be the only chuuba to activate my paternal instincts. She's so fucking pure and cute bros... I feel really bad for her.
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>>89832695
>he doesn't know
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>>89832695
oh no no no
https://www.youtube.com/live/aO63ctbknSs?t=4660s
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>>89833055
did she go full retard when she came?
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>>89833055
I don't get it
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>>89833055
this is a joke right? that was clearly a construction tool
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>>89833055
Anon that's the sound of a fridge or some other large appliance
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>>89833342
>>89833290
>>89833241
then why does her heartrate spike right after
its almost like she turned it on by accident or it slipped out of her vagoo
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>>89833457
I think you need to go touch a real woman anon..
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>>89833457
>Sudden loud noise raises someone's heart beat
For your sake I hope this is a bit
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>>89833534
>>89833555
you can try and deny it all you want
truth is she isnt the innocent angel you envisioned
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>>89833055
>>89833457
>>89833619
brown SEA hands posted this
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>>89833055
Mosquito levels of schizophrenia
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>>89833457
>its almost like she turned it on by accident
I'll humor.
Why would she be sitting there doing asmr for hours with an off vibrator inside her, and not make any noise or moans at all when it turns on?
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>>89833457
idk, it probably scared her and was afraid the sound might've woken up some listeners
i've watched almost every alekirser fansly stream. she has every vibrator in the book and none sounds like that
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>>89833788
maybe she was planning to use it from that point onwards and accidentally turned it on before it was inside, and to not raise further suspicion she turned it off again didnt go along with her plan to masturbate during the asmr
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I really want to like Pillow because she seems like a cute autistic shut-in dork genuinely trying her best, but I find her whisper-voice very unpleasant
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>>89833894
That makes no sense, it especially doesn't even make sense with the theme of the ASMR
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>>89833986
I like her, she sounds like a mix of Fauna and Mumei
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>>89834117
You can't just say that every southern girl sounds like Fauna
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>>89833986
I don't hate her voice, but her "s"s and "sh"s come close to peaking I feel? dunno if you have the same problem
I loved watching her play minecraft though, she a cute
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>>89834270
I can and I will.
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>>89834270
But you can say that every girl with a low pitch voice a Veibae clone right?
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>>89834461
I don't even know what Veibae sounds like so I'll say no to that too
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>>89833457
I know this might be hard to understand since you don't have basic amenities like an electrical grid or running water where you live, but here in the civilized world we have these magical devices called "compressors" that can do all kinds of crazy things, like change the temperature of a room, or prevent food from spoiling.
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>>89834401
Yeah it just sounds harsh. Maybe I just need different headphones. I'm gonna buy some IEMs soon, maybe she'll sound better then
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>>89834270
Fauna does have a slight southern accent sometimes which I find strange considering where she lives.
Also I want to have fuck with that cat
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>>89834535
Be nice, SEAbros deserve to relax too
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Didn't someone want gaming ASMR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWdyJiAAepo

Also live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXSyOV3WUWA
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menace i know youre here
panties go over the garter belt not under
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>>89837466
she's watching youtube right now, actually
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>>89837611
how do you know that
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>>89837466
I once again desire to squish that pudge
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>>89837735
Can smell her ovulating from here watching all the baby videos
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>>89837400
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE MOSQUITO MAN SAVE ME!!!!!!!!
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>>89837466
Her being too dumb to know that makes it hotter
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>All these baby videos
Tomorrow's ASMR is gonna go great with how pent up she'll be
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>>89837466
https://www.bluebella.us/collections/suspenders
Models wear them under.
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>>89838439
>your bratty kouhai begging you to give her a baby
A man can dream
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>>89802182
>Perfect mommy voice.
>"Good boy."
>Nice sounds.
>Gently possessive.
>Fucking calling out chatters by username.
For fuck's sake. We were so close.
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>>89838831
lmao cucked
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>>89838521
models dont have to go to the toilet
you cant take a piss without taking off the garter if you wear the panties under it
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>>89838900
>menace pissing herself
You're only making this hotter for me anon.
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>>89838900
Even better, she can just piss herself
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>>89834500
she sounds like this
>>89834461
it's not the low pitch that makes it veibae, its the inflection + the obviously overly breathy way she talks.
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>>89838831
it's more than that, anon. keep on listening. she chooses people to groom, and when they leave she asks that person to be replaced with someone else in the chat. she also says let your boss know about me, and I will do you lots of ASMRS when I'm done with him or something like that
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>>89838986
>>89838991
i mean she IS supposed to be clumsy... ok i take it back its fine the way it is
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>>89838900
You're making this sound even better
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>>89835525
NTA but no they don't
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I wish this schizo would do more ASMR
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>>89833986
>she seems like a cute autistic shut-in dork genuinely trying her best
Honestly this has really been her year, she's reached out and made so many friends across the vtuber sphere and has managed big collabs with a lot of notable vtubers both indie and corpo. I hope she continues to make more friends and be happy.
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>>89839523
I remember watching her vtuber debut, it's nice seeing how far she's come
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>>89839489
she needs to stop streaming at SEA hours first, for her own mental health
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menace will gorilla exactly at 12 am i can feel it
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>>89840355
And if she doesn't?
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>>89840355
when is 12am its 4 for me
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>>89840422
we shoot him in the ass.
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I really like Pillow, her ASMR helps me sleep so well.
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https://www.twitch.tv/nyhasmr
best wolf girl that is not portuguese but brazilian instead
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>>89840355
She wouldn't do that because it would be evil
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Why wont this bitch do more ASMR
https://youtu.be/mAed6z6Qdos
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I don't want to coom anymore.
I just want to be happy.
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>>89841927
>A real, honest-to-goodness Lemonleaf post.
What the fuck?
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>>89842321
Hololive is crashing down
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>>89842321
Shondo willed this into existence, a green woman for a green woman
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>>89841968
Can't relate, I feel like I'm going insane holding it in until Wednesday
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>>89841927
wait what??
damn holoEN really is collapsing huh
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>>89841968
you can do both you stupid retard
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>>89841968
>I just want to be happy.
how?
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>>89843324
is yago finally telling these lazy bitches to work or gtfo?
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I think I'm in love guys, Zenya is the best goodest girl.
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>>89844459
how much have you spent on her
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>>89844531
Nothing, I only just found her a few days ago, and I refuse to spend any money on Twitch.

I might sub to her on Youtube though, since she dual streams.
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>>89844747
How are you in love with her while all of those groomers exist
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https://www.twitch.tv/muga
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>>89844830
Mysteries of life my friend and copious amount of hours watching vods.
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>>89844830
name one chuuba who's talked about here who doesn't have groomers, go on i'll wait
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>>89844830
simply stop acknowledging other people exist.
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>>89844976
completely different topic than what i'm talking about, but you continue to exist somehow
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>>89845156
that's what I thought
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>>89845182
did you get a boner while typing that
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Shit the delusions of on the dot midnight ASMR got me too now
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I wish Muyu did ASMR again...
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>>89845409
yes
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>>89846145
she never really "did" asmr, it was more just zatsu with the mic
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>>89846871
Well I wish she did ACTUAL ASMR or part 2 of that popsicle ASMR
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>>89845692
it'd be devilish to do that before tomorrow
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>>89846906
the popsicle ASMR was pretty disappointing tbhdesu
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https://www.youtube.com/live/4_HrKGsp0SA
essie cuddles, kisses, and snuggles in 30 mins
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>>89847224
It was hot enough that to me it made up for any short comings
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>>89834270
>>89834952
In entirely unrelated news, does it mean anything?
https://youtu.be/mAed6z6Qdos
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>>89847308
Vivi, Shondo, and Lily will do off collab ear licking ASMR is what it means
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Fell asleep to Raki last night, man is she cute
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>>89847646
yeah she's in the very top for cuteness
>>89847273
she's also in my top
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>dirty ASMR while the chuuba's parents are at home
does it make it hotter or worse?
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>>89847854
hotter
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>>89847854
Why not both
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>>89847854
like 100 times hotter, feels like im sneaking into my sister's or gf's room and fooling around while parents are home
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I've fallen asleep to her latest these past two days and slept like a baby, god she's adorable, it's a real gem.
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>>89848071
who is "her"?
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>>89847950
Do you have any recorded session incest-kun?
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>>89848071
Meant for
>>89847646

>>89848397
Raki
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>>89847854
listening to ayu say that her parents do not let her have locks in her room so she has to be sneaky to do asmr while she licks my ears hit different
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>>89848531
of myself? no I don't have a sister unfortunately
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She's so fucking pretty and way out of my league...
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>>89848897
this but unironically, feels like im her dirty little secret
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>>89848964
who?
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She's such a dirty little slut for daddy...
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>>89849026
anon could you let us know
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpncoFuRQVw
Do you guys know any more of these "overwhelming" asmrs that's not from alias?
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>>89828993
A bit more triggers but I can't say no to Meru's RP. Will she do ASMR in her current form?
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>>89849419
she did an 8D audio one time with reverb, I think that's the epitome of "overwhelming"
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>>89849606
>Will she do ASMR in her current form?
she said she wants to yeah
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>>89849930
Nice
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>>89849878
Yeah, it's fucking amazing but i listened to that many times now. Need something new. This shit's addictive.
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had a dream where Anny started watching PMVs on stream and started schlicking
man I miss her ASMR
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_HrKGsp0SA
https://www.twitch.tv/essie_ch
essie time
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uh oh
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>>89850697
What?
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>Menace followed through and actually posted an eye pic
I'm surprised no one mentioned this
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>>89850905
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>>89850998
I meant what's the occasion?
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>>89850990

>>89850697
>>89850998
They did alright.
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>>89850990
There were some vagueposts but she is mega cute
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>>89850990
I was busy jacking off to it
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If I was a long time fan, I can see how something like this would easily make you delusional
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>>89851187
Don't tell me you're far gone enough to jack off to just an eye picture...
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>>89851244
*cums in your eye*
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gonna imagine those pretty eyes looking up next time she does blowjob asmr
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We've got bush!
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im gunna print out her eyes and glue them onto my sex doll
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denpafish also did eyes reveal, they're super cute
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>>89851800
yeah but the rest of her isn't very cute
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>>89851800
It's a shame about the rest of her
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>>89850990
From the tiny sliver and the shit potato quality, she looks like your average female.
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>>89850990
with a little bit more eyeliner she can go rawr xd
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>>89853118
I get what she meant when she said people have told her before that she looks like boxxy
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A white girl with green eyes is a breath of fresh air compared to all the chinks
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do you guys like Layna's eyes?
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>>89853282
Anon your tabs... unless Layna does ASMR and I just never noticed
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I feel my enjoyment of things is directly inverse to the amount of time I spend in threads about them.
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>>89853320
not much asmr to talk about but yea you're right, sorry
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>>89853243
im a white boy with green eyes, she basically has to breed with me
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>>89853426
Sorry Anon, she's already carrying my blue eyed baby
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my fucking god she could've killed me with those eyes and i'll be damned if i let out a peep.
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>>89853324
then turn off 4changz nigga
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>>89853379
Well for what it’s worth she has cute eyes too
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The wait for the ASMR is killing me, I hate not jacking off
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>>89853926
Your oshi begged you to only do it to her, be strong
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Menace has you guys grabbed by the balls huh?
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>>89854106
Yeah…
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>>89854106
No me.
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She's a menace to society
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anybody else noticed the last few streams where Menace did heart beat trigger it was peaking her meter and sounded like total garbo? :( why dis happen when she was so good at this before.
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>>89854106
I wouldn't have it any other way
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>>89854106
It's a maid's duty to manage her master's orgasms.
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>>89854581
she's too embarrassed so her heart beats stronger
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>>89854581
over tracksuit=sounds fine
under tracksuit=sticks right to her skin and blasts the sound into the mic
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Until this arc ends, every single drop belongs to Menace
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>>89854106
I personally never felt this way about a chuuba before so I'm riding it out to see what it's like
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>>89855139
I thought I was above the pathetic losers who act this way until I became one...
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>>89855193
We all crave intimacy so nothing wrong with it. My life's too stressful rn for a gf so this is the next best thing
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>>89838900
Retard.
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yall are in for a RUDE awakening today
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>>89856900
https://x.com/planetabnormal/status/1859102519818961210
yup, seems like she snapped out of it
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Where do I find a vtuber with the lewd but comfy and sweet asmr?
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>>89857145
Would be funny if she cancels the stream later
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>>89857182
Eve? She kinda fell off though, at least for me.
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>>89857323
Eve Who? Might as well try her.
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Menace's eyea are mesmerizing...
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>>89857497
Eyes
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why does /asmr/ have such long downtime
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>>89857626
I'm spending more time imagining taking Menace out on cute dates than posting
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>>89857626
It's their thread tradition
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God i hate menacefags worshiping such midasmr and sucking her up like pathetic simps to some whore that has bf and lies to you without second tought.
Fucking dumbasses rule 1 of gfe asmr is not giving those sluts a single dime, pirate everything and most important of all dont get attached because that whore WILL betray you and thats speaking from experience.

But fuck if you wanna keep coping you do you just shut the fuck up about this mid asmr doing slut its so obnoxious.
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holy shit a Menaceschizo
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>>89857823
I dont give a fuck about mosquito meme(even tho its funny when her excuse is mosquito in fucking winter lol lmao even but thats besides the point), the point is your worshipping is very VERY annoying to the point when thread is spammed with nothing but menacefags, just fucking stop being cringy faggot before typing out whatever garbage you said think if you could speak out loud whatever you typed to actual person without feeling like a retard.
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She literally does not do GFE.
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>>89858105
>mosquito
This is next level thread reading.
The mosquito thing is Hayami, not Menace.
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SEAhours...
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Does Mono Monet have a Patreon and/or OF? Can't seem to find shit on my own kek
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>>89858578
no, she's opposed to the idea
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>>89832032
I wish she went way lewder.
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>>89858663
Sir, that is our adoring wife. She is pure.
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>>89857796
ok mozzu
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Menace was built to make ojisans happy and feel good
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>>89858642
I assumed she had something because I downloaded the vod that was posted here last few threads [2024-07-29] Mono Monet Cytube Asmr Stream, and it doesn't seem yt friendly from a corpo girl lol
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she's a good girl that likes to bend the rules
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Zenya's dad interrupting her ASMR with that loud garage noise was so funny
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>>89858972
Pillowschizo would say that was her vibrator
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Why do third worlders seethe about Menace so much lmao
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>>89858803
That beach one really did put me at ease. But whole lewds are the best and that makes it feel warmer and comfier!
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>>89859022
kek
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>>89859025
Sweet girl who mogs their easy whore oshi
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>>89858105
Menace should rest her sweaty ass on my face and fart on me
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>>89858972
Reminder that this whore said she wants to be in gangbang, so much for gfe experience. But fuck im probably the one that is idiot here for shaming you because zenyafags like cuckshit like that, zero self respect.
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>>89859196
Based for face sitting but shut the fuck up about menace its annoying.
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Just listened to Ally for the first time and I'm wondering where she's been all my life. What a semen demon.
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>spam discussion about Menace whole threads
>boo hoo why everyone hate menace
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no one is saying that, we're just laughing at you
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>>89859600
Porco owes me sex ASMR
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>>89859848
That countdown she did is legendary
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Why the fuck i had to be born autistic manlet no girl will ever want to fuck me or french kiss me no girl will lust or want me. The only thing i have to cope with loneliness is gfe asmrs but even then i remember behind that anime avatar is some bitch that would call me incel irl that illusion shatters, im just so fucking tired.
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>>89860705
Less moping and feeling sorry for yourself, more exercising and trying to be the best you can be

People dumber, uglier, shorter and less enjoyable than you have gfs
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>manlet
Manlets get gfs all the time, look around
>autistic
Unironically do better
>call me incel irl
Just don't act like one
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>>89860705
It's ok bro I've "been lusted" by like a dozen girls but I've never held a relationship down for more than about half a year because they all eventually become exhausting energy vampires who want to hang out and have sex all day and entertaining a needy woman after an eight hour work day is not what life is supposed to be about. Grass is always greener on the other side
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>>89860880
Billionare(larper) complaing to a homeless man how hard his life is, bro really...
>>89860813
>>89860799
I shouldnt have said anything, fuck me for venting online ig did not expect bluepilled advices on thread that copes with gfe asmr my bad for thinking people here will understand me.
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>>89860705
the four noble truths are what they are for a reason
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>>89859306
fuck off cunt she's a good girl, my good girl.
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>>89859547
Soon as you start watching her fansly streams she will suck the life out of you. and I mean that literally because she has drained me all damn week long.
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>>89860799
This. My brother recently got married to a 9/10 and he's 5'6
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>>89861168
You're on fucking 4 chan and a thread ment for people to share asmr. Nobody fucking cares about your blog posting sorry ass you got delt a bad hand boohoo nigga, improve yourself. God it feels good being born above average in every way.
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>>89861168
It's not bluepilled you fucking pussy, and I do understand because I was a short fucking loser too until I stopped crying and realized no one was holding me back except for me
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>>89861245
If you think im trolling or lying watch her tag tierlist she clearly mentions wanting to be in gangbang, (real gfe experience is dating a whore lol lmao) i used to watch her asmrs and goon to her but after her mentioning that filth i got biggest ick in my life instantly lost all attraction.
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>>89859547
>Ally
Does she do asmr?
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>>89861418
You can't match her freak. Skill issue.
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Zenya won me over when she said she wanted try anal and then gagged on my cock for like 20 mins
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>>89861505
Yeah she does a lot of ear licking and stuff when she's nutting. Some of her solo standalone videos have good asmr quality even though they're specifically masturbation audios.
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Why do these schizo incel meltdowns always happen during SEA hours?
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>>89858110
Is it gay if I liked her with smaller tits? Those look comical. I liked her demon slayer size
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>>89861693
Why tf do you care? Yes, I'm a cuck so what? Let me enjoy my asmr.
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Hello. I'm here for the gangbang...
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>>89861975
Memes write themselves lol, atleast you admit it and domt get defensive, still kill yourself tho.
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lil bro is really having conversations with himself
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>>89861693
Zenya, Menace, Mono, Kishka and me. Sounds like a fun time to me. Bitch.
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>>89857145
She was talking about herself since her next tweet is about compliments
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>>89862328
You wish not that kind of gangbang, its the one there she gets thrown around by some multipe nigger filth saod she likes to be humilated lmao oh do i need to remind she does gfe so realistic bro you get to experience REAL gfe.
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>>89862488
You seem to have really visualized and thought this out
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Reminder
>sea hours
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>>89862488
I had a stroke reading that, thanks anon.
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>>89862488
what
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Replying is not what you do with SEA posts. Learn how to use the site and do better.
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>>89862566
>>89862618
Why do i need to repeat myself you dumb fucks stop testing my patience.

Zenya clearly stated in one of her videos she want to be in gangbang im not trolling or making shit up go look up her tag tierlist video. Fucking idiots for fucks sake.
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>>89862619
Im from eastern eu and im just upset some whore hurt my feeling while i was expecting geniune gfe, shut the fuck up faggot with your forced meme.
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>>89862619
This general is so infested with newfags post-split I don't see a way to fix it
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>>89861168
This is probably the worst thread to vent something. This is a thread consists mostly of shitposters that was kicked from /asmr/
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>>89862778
Go place your micropeen in a grinder to save us anon.
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SEA-style posting is not about geographical location. It's a feeling. It's like you can "feel" the type of subhuman behind the post.
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>>89862793
You're half right, but I don't think most of these anons were even around before the split. The EN thread name brought more in, even menace posters weren't a thing in /asmr/
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>>89862866
So being upset because i got literally scammed(came for gfe and got completely the opposite) is subhuman behaiviour lol? For me its other way around. for me its filth like you that validate such walking trash are subhuman filth.
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>getting defensive when called out as SEA
This shit writes itself
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It's entertaining watching this fag seeth
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>>89862778
get the pre-split newfags to wise up, but then if they could do that, we wouldn't be where we are, would we?
always time to learn
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>>89862701
Guys in that gangbang? Me and my shadowclones.
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Glad my oshi hates seadogs as much as I do
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>>89862885
I think we've attracted a whole lot of new people, but, one thing is they're all shitposters. Basically cataglogfags
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>>89862760
>I'm not a seanig, I'm a gypsy
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>>89863315
"catagalog" is such a genius denomination for these SEA fags kek
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>>89863366
How about you stop stealing and get a job, im in security and you subhumans are always the stealing ones god i hate you more than i hate niggers, but i would probably hates niggers more of they lived in my country.
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>>89863495
I wish you were smart enough to understand how hilariously ironic everything you've said is
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>>89863285
Thats some next level coping kek, but yeah all im doing is pointing out a scam because thats the right thing to do.

You see false advertismemt on street what do you? Warn others so they dont fall for scam and get hurt, same thing here. But some people coping and simping so hard that reason dont apply to them.
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>>89863556
And i wish you would stop stealing and get a job shitskin faggot.
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just stole your oshi's virginity, big GYPSYKANG win.
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>>89863677
just stole your virginity
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>>89863587
I get where you're coming from, but you gotta remember that vtubers are just people too, with their own lives and interests. It can be tough to keep up that whole 'girlfriend experience' vibe you signed up for, and honestly, everyone has their own way of doing things. Just enjoy the ones who do it well while you can
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baker, it might be time to pack up for a day or two
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I say we kill the thread for the day and use our neighbor's thread instead
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>>89863852
>>89863852
>>89863852
next thread is ready
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>>89863888
Thanks /asmr/ fren, also checked
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>>89863821
Thanks for understanding that being scammed feels upsetting unlike some people here.
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>>89864396
>>89864396
>>89864396
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>>89863888
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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>>89864531
It's the correct thread. They allow EN there
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>>89863852
>>89863852
>>89863852



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