Last Thread - >>89815589Last Stream - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zqRYNFTmsc [Open]Short - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2BmSOaqKkk [Open]Schedule - Listen for the words of future streamsTwitter - https://twitter.com/ceresfaunaYoutube - https://www.youtube.com/@CeresFaunaMember VODs - https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykcx9rP_92kQBKHyypOrew5a>New to Fauna? Suggested and Unarchived Streamshttps://rentry.org/faunarchiveOuter Wilds Playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykeI6Et74IZ5xwwu0Myqsvyx>Love Fauna, need more?Media - https://rentry.org/faumediaMerch - https://rentry.org/faumerch>Miss Fauna?Stream status - https://imissfauna.com/Ara Ara button - https://faunaraara.com/Reminder to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.
Fauna HATE!!!
anyone posting below this line has a micropenis
I thought it was over bros, don’t leave me alone like that again…
>>89833111Idk what happen to the other baker so I emergency baked
>>89833158i was gaming, idk about the other baker
>>89832880Die
>>89832880Nice lie, we've seen the evidence though
>>89833334fauna should play max payne 3 after this
>>89832880
if there’s any time to go back to the old format of only baking when she streams now would be it, but noooo, you faggots would rather let grasshoppers have free reign
>>89833851shut up microfeet
Give it up, you lost.
>>89833917i guess i should paint my feet brown to be like (You) then>>89833919no shit sherlock but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong
>>89834241Just hide this thread if you don’t like looking at it when Fauna isn’t streaming. It’s really not that hard dude.
>>89833504Fauna should do an offcollab Gears of War marathon stream with Gura
>>89833334Hoping to scatter the schizos by not baking immediately
I want to watch Fauna play an otome game that she would play in her personal time. I’m a sicko like that.
oh yeah?im BAD and EVIL
Boring LARP
>>89835160Ogey
>>89835250https://youtu.be/WK1BAwCT3LE
>>89835250not now, fauna
Last vauge post I promise: was that a chu at the end or was the audio just cutting out?
>Only in the top 0.2% of Fauna watchersIt’s over bros, I’m not a true fan…
>>89836622how do you get this
>>89836743YouTube mobile app. Go to compass > gaming > recap
So does she fucking hate us saplings that much? >ASMR, but not for thee
>>89836743Compass>gaming>get your recapOn the youtube app
>>89836622Looks good to me
>>89837398Apparently you can get top 0.1% though. I watch every stream, and replay ASMRs from time to time, but I guess you have to be rewatching Fauna VODs almost constantly to get that mark.
Once is a chanceTwice is a coincidenceThree times is a pattern
>>89836896No way on desktop? Lame
>>89837637I got .1% for Ame and I almost never rewatch vods. I'm wondering where they get these statistics from and how they apply them.
>>89838259It just means there’s less competition to be a top 0.1% watcher for Ame than there is for Fauna.
I guess you have to have a large gap with the average viewer to get into the 0.1% >>89834796
>>89838583Meaning what? Most of the audience watching them is their core audience vs casuals?
I only got fauna as my most watched, i have no idea what my % is
I don't think I can do it anymore bros, she unironically fucking hates us. I know she cringes with disgust when she sees me, but she doesn't have to rub it in like this.
>>89839226I think you meant to send this to your dad?
>>89836622>0.3% I'm not worthy of her love[Spoiler] Ay caramba! No está en inglés! Herejía! ESL! [/spoiler]
>>89840642Nice spoilers
fauna has been doing a lot of collabs lately i wonder why
>>89840642Only 23 veces??? For shame.
>>89840642Discord hermano...
>>89841364shes trying to get pregnate
>>89836622I'm insane
>>89845137Heavy vod watcher? I usually only watch her live
>>89845137How do you do it? Do you just replay a ton of ASMR or rewatch VODs a lot?
>>89845438>>89845459All streams.Vods for rewatching moments I liked the most. Often.Plenty of ASMR, yes.
>>89846193whyd she say it bros...
>>89836622>>89838259>>89840642>>89845137only 4 real saplings in this thread. pathetic.
>>89847579thats not fair i posted mine last thread
>>89847579I'm not a phoneposter , fag.
>>89847579I posted mine in the other thread
>>89846193>>89847057
>>89848014Then you’re a traitor.
>>89847579>>89848945You're not collecting mine
I hope fauna stays in hololive forever or at least until I forget hololive exists. Can't imagine a day without hearing her voice now...
>>89849841im sure if she quit she'd stream as an indie
>>89849589nerissa is a sweetheart
>>89850139nerissa is a leech doormat who will say anything to please whoever she's trying to take advantage of
You’re the worst poster in /uuu/ and that’s actually versus heavy competition
I like Nerissa, she has good chemistry with Fauna and Mumei
>>89850684Nerissa doesn't have good chemistry with anyone, she's just a yeswomanAlthough she's not evil like the other guy is implying
>>89850760>gets into hololive>becomes a yeswoman for her oshiyeah me
>>89850957Yeah Fauna is her oshi, just like Kiara and everyone else she lied about oshi-ing for clout
>>89846193the mix of surprise and disgust
>>89851326she sounds intrigued
>>89851326gay means happy in this context
>>89851081>oshi-ing Kiara>for cloutuhhhh
>>89851985antis arent the sharpest tools in the shed
>>89853283fauna is clearly an ass woman
>>89851326>disgustAnon...>>89853658>Oshi's GuraChecks out
>>89832832cute feet
Good Morning /uuu/
>>89855938
Tickling Fauna until she's a cackling, sobbing mess!
I love hurricanes now?
The next LA Noire stream cant come soon enough. More Roy moments please
>>89857553I agree. I'm looking forward to the lovable curmudgeon Rusty too.
>>89855938Good MorningI'm doing my part
real sapling
I love her so much.
>>89861063 (me)
>>89861116>IRyS that low
>>89861188get back to your pen fat fuck, don't make me get the tranq
>>89861188
>>89861116Why hide fifth?
https://youtu.be/qtF8DUfTSBk
it's over...
It has never been more Faunover
>>89864144yeah, I'm head Faunover heels in love with this lady
enjoying Fauna for as long as i can
I'm quite fond of this girl
will it happen again today?
only top 0.3%. gotta pump those numbers for next year I guess
>>89864968A stream? Probably.
>>89866083This is a man who loves his white women
>>89866083>SNORySsa
Sniffing Fauna
Fauna makes me happy :)
>>89867048Which part?
>>89864214I wrote this
>>89858149This cover fit her voice so well
>>89867198Same famalam
Every sapling that isn’t in the top 0.1% of Fauna watchers deserves a spanking from Fauna herself.
>>89867820Now I wanna see Fauna's gaming recap
>>89867456All parts
>>89867820Ummm, I changed my mind, I'm not in 0.1%, please spank me.
>>89867820Since I am in the 0.1% this means I get to spank her instead.
spanking this fauna
Spanking this Fauna!
>>89868589ever since fauna talked about eating bugs because you sleep with your mouth accident, I get really suspiciousSome mornings I wake up and my tummy feels awful and I can't help but feel like I ate a shit ton of bugs overnight
>>89869410that's Fauna sneaking into your room and feeding you bugs while you sleep.
>>89867820But that is 99.9% of saplings...
>>89869492you vill eat ze bugs
>>89869410I’m pretty sure the unconsciously eating bugs while you’re sleeping thing is a total myth. I know that specifically the fact about how people swallow a certain amount of spiders each year while they’re sleeping was proven to be total BS. If a bug actually crawled near enough to your mouth to enter it while you’re sleeping, rather than swallowing it, the thing that could more likely happen is you accidentally breath it in and obstruct your wind pipe which would cause you to immediately wake up.
>>89870801I always figured some bugs see your mouth like some kind of warm meat cave
>>89871017It's the opposite if anything.The human mouth, or really any animal mouth, would be a horrifying and dangerous place for an insect.
>>89871608Mumei no!
What part of Fauna would you nibble on?
>>89872446the part of her brain thats making her do this stupid shit instead of just streaming
>>89872446Her ears
>>89872446Arm
>>89872446Her nipple
Ever since she told us she likes the feeling of having her ears pierced I've been thinking about what else she might have tried piercing.
>>89872791Her tongueHer navel Her nipples
>>89873037Tongue nipples badNavel tolerated
Only ears should be pierced
>>89872791Surprised no one has ever sent her a SC asking
Haachama is playing minecraft, fauna should be excited
Fauna should do another cat ASMR but more tsun
>>89872791>>89873037>>89873126>>89873878Hasn’t she specifically already mentioned that she has only pierced her ears? I remember she told that story about her grandpa would disown her if she ever pierced more than that.
>>89875464She did yes.Grandpa's disownment was only if she got her septum pierced though.
>>89875832Good, that's the worst one. At least you can easily hide the other ones (without outright removing them), and that one is right there in the middle of your face and looks like shit.
>>89876045Lip piercings are just as bad. If I see anyone with a lip or septum piercing, I just don’t take them seriously as people.
>>89862960love this one
>>89876552>tfw I had one during my emo phaseI know, I still cringe looking back
>>89877056I hope you’re at least a girl
why did Fauna stop making ASMR again?
Does Fauna seem the type to like belly button piercings? Maybe she'd like a nose piercing at most as much as a mucus trap as those things are. I never got the impression she was all that into body modifications like piercings or tattoos.
>>89877253She thinks saplings are gross creeps and making anything for us gives her the ick. She loves your money though so just keep paying her and maybe she won't graduate
Who’s channel is hosting the Promise collab, do we know?
>>89880769kronii is the only one with a schedule out and it does not say, whos channel, might be hers
God, before I die, I want to hear Fauna do actual moan sounds. Might be the cause of death.
>>89867820But I wanted to spank her instead…
>>89872722I wrote this subconsciously
>>89867651thats gay
>>89867651>>89871608sauce?
Fauna plapping
ASMR doko?
Pikmin soon (hopefully)
i miss drawing streams
>>89883990I hate Pikmin.But I will take it.I need Fauna.
>>89884043Eh, other than the furperson drawing one with Mumei, I can easily live without them.
>>89884069Why the crowd cheering noise though?
>>89884069uh... source?
>>89884074I like Pikmin, but I'll take any Fauna I can get. My plans for tonight just got cancelled, so I could really use some Kirin energy
i just want Fauna to streamidc what it is
>>89883103https://x.com/ginotty/status/1859245239468454208https://x.com/ty4nak/status/1859190413804163391
Fauna streaming her peeing
>>89886675Yeah on me
I’m deferring to my approximate headcanon probability for the likelihood of Fauna streaming today. If there’s no frame by 1 1/2 hours prior to FST, the chance of a stream becomes <50% and declines exponentially by the minute after FST-1.
why does she hate us now...?
>>89885811ty
I just wanted to warn you Saplings that Fauna likes sitting on Saplings now. Two have been crushed already, you all are in serious danger
>>89887852Let's be honest, probably the best way to go
>>89884069Jesus christ my penis. Holy shit. That was two seconds for an erection.
>>89887852You mean like this but with faunas ass?
fauna.........?
>>89887852Who would want to go any other way
okay so did she just actually stop caring about us or what?streams should be the top priority but now she's just vanished...
This lives in my head rent free
>>89888627Mobile you have failed me for the last time
>>89877253YouTube has been cracking down on ASMR content for some reason and age-restricting a lot of them from what I heard, maybe that was the reason. She most likely was very demotivated because she she had troubles with recording iirc.
Guess she'll just show up on Rissa's bday tomorrow, maybe if lucky a member stream before...
How does /who/ do it? How do they remain eternally unperturbed in the face of constant neglect?
>>89888943It's all a facadehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBgLytbB-uE
>>89888943Because everyone knows that Fauna is going to come back so they can act like whiny spoilt children but if you mention Mumei isn't going to come back nobody wants to hear it because she's geniunely not here anymore
>>89888943many years of bullshit has made them resistant to most shitpost and rough timesit turns them on
>>89888943That thread is basically like a medicated psych ward. They don’t actually talk about anything meaningful ever, it’s just incoherent rambling, ritual post after ritual post, and saying various versions of “I’m gonna moom” and “I’m moomin” over and over.
Cuddling with a hooman but not in a gay way
>>89889289Dont listen to this man he doesnt know what it means to moom
>>89889033Ok you actually got a laugh out of me
>>89889289And that’s why I love it here
why is Fauna not streaming today?
>>89889916The musical is probably like next fucking week or the week after.
Is it too late to start watching her?
>>89889916Schedule is set for the next 2 days. Nerissa birthday tomorrow, Promise collab the day after. Although not technically hard confirmed for either, I’d be exceptionally surprised to not see her appear in either one of those.
>>89889289It's fun to observeIt's like a zoo exhibitHoomans bopping around being silly and waiting to be fed but they're all very well mannered in the meantime
>>89890188shes a collab only streamer now...
>>89888773Seems like EN problem, JPs are doing fine
>>89888943I wouldn't have minded having a single /whuuu/ thread for Moom and Fauna
>>89890302One of them is at least a Promise collab which I will never ever be upset about.
Yeah, it's most likely the flagging bot being buggy as usual and YT not giving a damn about fixing it.
>>89890824What?
>>89890824explain yourself!
>>89890860>>89890894probably meant to reply to >>89890352
fun stream today
Well, at least Polka is streaming
She really loves disappointing us.
not even an update tweet huh?
>>89890172No. Take the doomposting with a grain of salt, we’re just a really whiny menhera fanbase in general.
>>89891162She literally said her streaming would be spotty this week still. Watch streams.>>89891166See above.
>>89891401>replying to shitposters
>>89891401>She literally said her streaming would be spotty this week stillThat's not what she said. She said that she'll try to stream more this week. And she didn't.
she never streams on thursdays retard, watch streams
>>89891401Quit replying to the bait
>>89891624Today is Wednesday…
>>89891401>See above.?
>>89891579cry some more
>>89891624>ThursdaySEA detected
>>89891774Be less sensitive.
Fauna sweep.
Saplings, why hasn't there been an official Fauna daki yet?
>>89892022too parasocial
>>89892022She insists on giving us stuff we can use in our daily life and I HATE IT
>>89892022fauna only loves her vegan saplings (me)
>>89892022I feel like you could say this for a lot of Holos honestly
>>89892022Too parasocial is unironically the right answer.
>>89892022she only lets her friends hug her. and saplings and fauna are not friends
>>89892022you wouldn't own a daki of your mom would you
>>89892276Nerissa's is probably coming tomorrow.
>>89892448Nerissa is shamelessly and blatantly GFE if that what you’re in to, so duh.
>>89892543>nerissa>gfeI dislike nerissa but come on
Really miss Fauna
>>89892618Funny because I’m the opposite. I like Nerissa but she is easily the most GFE holo in EN, and I will never let myself get too close to her for that reason.
what if council arrived few years earlier?https://nodtotherhythm.com/?i9kI3wJ5
What are our thoughts on Fauna enjoying League?
>>89893152As long as it's with the other girls, I'm fine with it
>>89893152The problem has always been league players, not the game itself. If she's having fun it's fine
>>89893257Don't look who played league today then. You just know GG and ERB will talk her into a queue with them offstream if it hasn't happened already.
>>89893152League dota same shit, fauna stream good
Go cuckpost in /#/ if you want (You)s
>>89893697he's been such a whore lately
>>89893152Loathe Gigi and her pestering all the girls into playing it
What's her excuse now? Is she burnt out? She just doesn't care anymore? Surely can't be idol reps or homework because how can Kronii schedule 7 fucking streams this week and even IRyS with her 3D live has had the same amount of uptime than her in the past 2 weeks. Yet she can't even bother to write a tweet or a community post and straight up ghosts her audience, she's going the Gura way and you are letting her get away with it
>>89890172No, but I'd argue that year 2 and 3 Fauna were the greatest Faunas so far. (Don't get me wrong, I love year 1 and 4 Fauna too. I just think year 2 and 3 were at the perfect balance.)
>>89896223>letting her get away with itimplying we can do anything to stop her, she surrounded herself with lazy whores and she's getting negatively influenced by them, bring it up in an sc and paint a target on your back
>community post
>gets nuked in /#/>crawls to /uuu/ insteadEmbarrassing
>>89893130like before myth?
>>89896577Yes, I know she does not use them nor membership ones but that's just adding more to the same point, a lot of the girls use them to announce cancelations or something for the ones that don't use Twitter, or to post schedules. Oh wait, she dropped schedules too so she doesn't push herself the obligation to actually do her job in a consistent way
Wouldn't it be real funny if she shitposted today as well
>>89897096I aint reading all that
>>89897170She should do it on main this timeIf she actually cared about us she would at least
>samefagging >doxxfaggotry
>>89897228There is no "us"
imo, things like this would be more palatable even if she just took one minute to tweet something. its the silence that's the worst part - as I'm sure other fanbases could attest to
>>89897334It’s not impossible she’s engaged in a contract dispute. Just throwing that theory out there.
>>89897324I know... it sucks.we aren't even a thought in her mind anymore..
>already time loopingDesperate
>>89897464I could be wrong but isn't the time their contracts are renegotiated in the Summer?
>>89897593>in her mindNo. Even in our mind.
pumpukirin hopes you have a good day
>>89897334But Fauna loves that. She openly admits to being a control freak. She gets off on knowing that so many people are waiting for her, living in her mind 24/7.
>>89897785Pumpkin witch fauna
>>89898230Stop begging for saplings to watch your oshi.
>>89897813Based kirin.
She never tweets when she's not streaming you fucking retards
>>89899482https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1856801956410577314
I want to control Fauna
>>89899574Impossible. Fauna is in control
You can tell it's not the regulars making these posts because no one has speculated about her being in Japan yet
Can Fauna come to me instead?
>>89900915Wouldn't the LA Noire stream kinda kill that theory (for now at least) since it's a pain in the ass to setup and run?
>>89901102Not really, the way it's a pain would probably be the same wherever. They usually had something which made them doubtful but anons went with it anyway.I'm not better, I still think she went to Japan at somepoint this year because of what FWMC said during their watchalong
>>89901502yes
>>89901502It's a little bit shameless, but no. You're not under NDA, they are.
>>89901485I just assumed she wouldn't even attempt to run a game that's such a pain in the ass while in Japan.I think it's pretty safe to say she went there at some point, though likely not for long. Sutff's gotta get recorded at some point.
>>89901502No. I was hesitant to comment on the video, but I ended up doing it anyway because she's too cute.
>>89890860>>89890894>>89890991Oh yeah, the reply was meant for >>89890352my bad.
>>89901502Yes, it'll just reinforce the algo to spread it to others and make things awkward for her.
>>89902588Are you really under the impression that Hololive members think that their fans don't know about their RM and they're trying to keep it secret
>>89901577>>89901585>>89901754>>89902588and how about twitter too?
>>89902671No but they do try to maintain a separation. If you want to advertise you have no tact then be my guest I guess. Hell, post her channel name under a fauna vid too while you're at it.
>>89901502I do it with my main account because I don't really care and neither do they most of the time as long as you aren't a fag about it.
>>89902915They know that you know so you don't need to hide it
>>89902915>they do try to maintain a separationOnly because it is expected of them. >Hell, post her channel name under a fauna vid too while you're at it.Not the same thing at all wth
>>89902981Classic doxxfags.
>>89903024Why is it expected of them? Why make things awkward for her with the company that puts that expectation on her? >>89903024If there's no separation between them and they're totally happy with everyone knowing, why not? >>89903162Ah yeah the "I'm not posting her social security number, it's therefor not doxxing" argument.
>>89902671>hololive members>not holos>not girls Its irrelevant so fuck off you retarded tourist
>>89903162>>89903281Go the fuck back vermin
>>89903279Hololive members are both holos and girls
>>89903281Yeah, just spreading information she hasn't chosen to spread and lying to yourself that you're doing it to help her/it doesn't matter. If it doesn't matter then she'd have no problem spreading it herself.
>>89903559We're talking about subbing to a youtube account not spreading information
>>89903704it's pointless arguing with people who oshi the company
>>89903758retard
uh oh someone is mad
>>89903704Which will cause the algorithm to spread it to other people. "Oh you like vtubers, well fans of ceres fauna also subscribe to THIS channel, check it out" Do you not remember how prevalent Kiara and Mori RM videos were early on? Because a bunch of people that subbed to their holo channels suddenly subbed to their RM accounts too.
Fans: I consentVTuber: I consentSome idiot and his abstract idea of what you're not allowed to do: Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>89903891Do you think they don't want that? Do you think she's publically posting videos that she doesn't want people to see?
>>89903980I think she just had a funny idea and wanted to post it, I don't think she's trying to siphon viewers to her RM account, seems a bit cynical to me. But hey, sounds like you and >>89903946 can read her mind.
I want to ravage Mumei (sexually) with Fauna
Fuck off yurifag
>>89903873Don't really get what they're trying to achieve by flooding in here like this. It's always the same.>Change things>Why>Because I said soJust slightly different flavors of NPCs regurgitating the same handful of talking points
>>89904524The language is basically the same as what they use on the catalog. Vermin who think they're being subtle
>>89904372Fauna likes the yuri, get over it already
>>89904640Then why advertise it? Also love how we've gone from "It's not a secret, she actually WANTS us to do this" to "actually it is a secret and we're not allowed to talk about it". I'll give you the last reply.
>>89904825Saplings can't compete
>self inserting
I will wear the Mumei cosplay if that's what it takes
>>89904979Post cloaca
Fauna loves yuri so why don’t you?
Time to kill the harvest. Love Fauna and Moom
>>89905070It's gay
>>89905070jokes on you i'm a himejoshi and fauna keeps me well fed
>>89904742If that was true you wouldn't need to post and shitpost about it so muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1kjnYhAQYE&t=5315
who is that little green creature?
>>89905158Saplingbros…
>>89905108we love yuri here
>>89903253>Why is it expected of them?idk, ask Cover>Why make things awkward for her with the company that puts that expectation on her?It's not going to, they don't care. Plenty of Holomem do it. >If there's no separation between them and they're totally happy with everyone knowing, why not?Because Cover wants that separation.
ok but where is Faumei song
they're not even trying to pretend that they love the company more than they love Fauna
>>89905721I don't think they love the company, they just have this idea of what's right and wrong that they haven't thought about really hard and don't want to think about
>>89905721>ESLrumao
>we
>>89905721>>89905805You or one of your other NPCs have tried this one already, go back to discord/reddit until you've picked up a second opinion or thought
i love Fauna!do YOU love Fauna?
>>89905942This has to be an ironic post
>>89905942thats funny coming from the guy who doesnt want to think about his own opinions
>>89905978I do!
>>89905978I love hololive!
you do know you can love the streamer and the company separately right?so stop being a shitter and /or fuck off already
>>89906424That's too complicated for them Cheebs. You're just confusing them
>>89906119You know armpits smell bad right?
>>89906682I don't believe you. I'll have to conduct some experiments myself.
>>89906682You say bad, I say good.
>>89906682Seems unlikely
>>89906424Cheebs please. It's the same guy larping so he can come up with a reason to shit on Fauna and the saplings. He's literally looking for either >saplings hate hololive or>Fauna has no real fans I wasn't here for it but I can already tell it's the same guy who got btfo yesterday
replying to yourself just before the thread dies doesn't make you win the argument
>>89906682Objectively incorrect.
baking?
>>89906682I'd inhale that vegan musk
>>89908104Nice, dropping your larp was all you needed to do
