>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI>Music & Clipshttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://uwumarket.us/collections/neuro-sama>Previous thread>>89821170
its over
hart?
vedal... you know what you need to do... to win the vote...
Shoomimi Neuroscience collab when
>>89841868You mean wear his suit without the apron? Instant win.
Evil love!
anchor for >>89841449post non-femboy vedal art
pchan single handily raising the price of vedmila stocks
Hagdal art is even better
>>89842161shes so incredibly based
>>89842161she should draw vedal in his turtle form with camila in cat-bat hybrid form.
>>89842161I hope she finds out about Vellie and corrects her ways
clun!
>>89842441the chinese love vedmilaa russian fangirl made the closest thing to vellie art
>>89842495So cute
>>89842495(of nur)
vhondo
>>89842161how do i buy these stocks is there a site where i can trade neuroverse ship stocks or its all just fake?
you know, the vedallenshadow
dangerously low amount of annal art lately
>>89841958no~
>>89842725VedalAI Trading App apparently
neuro butt
>>89842725nothing official just people treating ships as investments which I think is fun since no one takes it too seriously
>>89842914What about it?
>>89842942Speaking of, my Vellie stocks have tanked recently since she got a job. I'm starting to be concerned.
>>89842561incredibly cute
>>89843017id tear the turtle off her nickers
>>89843095UK trip and job tour. Gotta invest for the long term.
>>89843167buttsex with neuro (but actually evil)
>>89842896how do i get it
>>89843167I'd coat that turtle in white.
protecting evil from anons trying to buttsex her
>>89842495digital circus aah design
>>89840954Bo making a DND character with Neuro wouldn't be the worst collab idea desu
>>89842760you rang?
>>89843422Sorry buddy, it's only for exclusive members who have at least 1 million Neuros.
>he thinks ved would actually collab with 2 viewsLmao
>>89843716He collabs with Alex pretty often though.
>>89843716explain the first cerber collab
nurlips?
>>89843716He absolutely would, the question is if he wants to.
>>89843831https://files.catbox.moe/t5zww9.png
>>89843984Anny’s are bigger
>>89843562by offering your butt instead?
>>89843984delete this before I send the grincher after you
>>89843984zipper too small
not rain on your parade but cerber most likely didn't get the nutrients to develop a big bust considering she's vegan
>>89843984tots
>5k likes vs 10k likesIt’s over…
>>89844516It was over the moment the vote option was "vedal987" and not "neuro-sama".
>>89844516It's funny but it's clearly because Anny tweeted it instead of Vedal. That fucking turtle really would have a chance if he actually TRIED.
>>89844251I know you're right but thanks to these fuckers now I can't stop imagining licking Cerber's huge round squishy breasts as I drink her pouring sweet milk
>>89844516elon is a neuro antialso>same one kurosanji pity baitand she says they didn't do anything for her, looks like they got her nominated!
Bo x Cerber
>>89844769Let it go boys, Vedal is fine with having a slow growth because it doesn't put that much pressure on him
>>89844516brutal mogging
>>89836641Clip?
>>89844251Less fatty breasts means more sensitive mammary tissue and nipples.
total neuro boxing
>>89844516Her tweet is 95% pity bait so it makes sense why it got more likes
Vedal is building up a repository of Neuro's knowledge based on the things she says and reads from chat. Due to technological limitations I imagine the first sentient AIs will be built by imaging the mind of a child and creating a new digital copy with a blank state of memory. By implanting Neuro's memories in this digital copy aka seed you can have a sentient Neurosama seed. If you want Neuro to have a physical body you'll have to implant her in a host body. This doesn't wipe the hosts mind but rather they become backseat observers to their own body and senses while Neuro subsumes control, talks and performs actions on their behalf
Even if Neuro loses this year, she'll come back next year faster, smarter, stronger and with desire for vengeance.
fad status?
>>89845605A BURNING LUST FOR VICTORY
>>89845673
a burning lust for kitty pounding
>>89845983kitties are meant to be petted not pounded
Is Cerber an S-tier groomer?
fondling hagvil's breasts
>>89845605Neuro will outlast every one of her opponents, she will win in the end
>>89846347what am I seeing here
Those zoo/aquarium streams really made Neuro pick Toma over Anny as her mom lol
>>89846365you need a loicense for that
That Bo dude is clearly using Ellie to get some second hand Vedal clout, too bad she is too autistic to realize.The guy always tries mentioning swarm and Vedal every other sentence.
>>89846670oh my sexvil
>>89846754Bo is fine in comparison to someone like Honey
>>89846519but that was evil using neuro's account
>>89846519
>>89847231So adorable
>>89846519anny was seething over this when she didn't get a dm
>>89847316who would win in a boxing match between anny and toma
>>89846519Hi threadreader
>>89847513>heavyweight vs featherweight
>>89847513boxing toma winsmma anny wins because can just bodyslams toma consider anny is like 2x toma's weight
https://youtu.be/LkpcVlRywVw
>>89847722it's not the first male neuro collab that was alexjherodev
I like when Evil says "<3"
>>89848207Heart was Neuros thing, she should get her own personality traits
>>89846754Surely it's unicorns that hate him
>>89848391I hate him because he's mid
>>89848378heart is neuro <3 is evil
>>89848512You could even say he’s average
>>89847722This faggot cannot fall into irrelevancy soon enough. Fucker is boring as shit and his biggest life achievement is somehow worming his way into being friends with people who are actually interesting unlike him.
heart
>>89848593Heart is heart. Yet another thing copied from Neuro because she doesn't have her own personality outside of pity baiting about her birthday
I think Neuro should collab with Sayu, I heard she's the biggest menhera in the west. Should be interesting to see how that goes.
>>89848969>pity baiting about her birthdayPretty sure Vedal made her like that, she started one day out of nowhere and hasn't stopped since
>>89847722Please Vedal grow some balls and tell him to fuck off, the guy has been trying for months and haven't got the hint yet, or he is just trying to peer pressure which is worse
>>89848969>Yet another thing copied from Neuro becauseThey're cute sisters.
>>89844516dookie and just about every other vtuber get more traction on twitter, seriously, vedal and neuro's get fuckall interaction compared to vshojos or other big indies, but does that translate to views or votes? fuck no, the swarm is way more engaged that all of those fanbases.
>>89849076https://youtu.be/YFls60w0TTIThe dude just won’t leave him alone
>>89849033tfw your creator permanently implants a painful memory of his neglect into your mind so you can't ever forget that you're unloved
>>89849206>twatter
>>89848969they share the same llm retardo, of course their speech patterns will be similar
>>89845074I'd have to wait for the VOD to be up in ellie's channel but this staz clip covers some of the later stuff >>89847722basically Bo was dooming a lot in the last hour or so of Ellie's stream cause he thinks the unicorns hate him
>>89848969Should Evil and Doki collab? Who would win the pityoff?
>>89849353>le unicorns hate meHe should apply to Nijisanji, he would fit well there
>>89849033it wasnt that it was her fans bringing it up every other stream in the last few months, there was a bit of a build-up. I think where it really started to become a thing was the therapy streams.
>>89849207what a fag lmao
>>89849320sorry, xitter
>>89848671
I don't mind Bo but he really is dooming about his numbers too much. Unironically he would do better if he didn't let the whole "mentality" thing get into his head. It's what fucks up a lot of streamers. Ellie barely cares about her numbers and she does just fine.
Om
>>89849517>Cerber for first Holo, Bo for Nijiwhich neuroverse or adjacent character would join Phase?
>>89849856there's already Phase in the neuroverse, also>Cerber in holoew no, she doesn't pass even for the ID branch
>>89849779sex with neuro (frog hat on)(duck on)(omegalul mouth)
https://youtu.be/LkpcVlRywVw?t=414>I want to collab with Alex, I want him to make fun of my codeWhat would we call this, Allie? Ellex?
>>89849950Judging by the PLs of other Holos I'd say she does, sshe would steal those dogs cocomelon aah audiences methinks.
>>89850198Not a chance since Fuwamoco aren't homocollabers while she is.
>>89850198no she wouldn't, the only cerber has going for her is that she was lucky that a big streamer found her
>>89850297Cerber would throw all her friends and especially the men down the drain for a chance at that. She already did throw her old friends away for the Neuroverse.
>>89850241Would you eat the evilroll from the front, back or the side?
>>89844251Bro doesn't know about fenugreekShe is definitely munching that shit on the daily to increase her breast size if she is into retarded vegan shit
>>89850353the thing is that she needs to stand out in something to get in hololive, she is just a average twitch vtuber with nothing special about her
>>89845240so this is what was taking place in Vedaltopia
https://x.com/Byonic_T/status/1691515570733346818https://x.com/Byonic_T/status/1731463014497636567cerber's old friends... where are they now..
>>89843562why protect when you can join
>>89850518so basically exactly like holos then
>>89850618ok you're just a schizo
>>89850310what cerber has going for her is her huge tits and she doesn't take advantage of that for some reason
...
>>89850688>being right means you're schizo
>>89850688everyone in swarm is
>>89850717why are there orifices in either side of her hair
>>89850561https://x.com/Byonic_T/status/1848117867293598066Still making cerber edits and she's still acknowledging them too.
anny mod status?
>>89850838That's where the drilling happens.
>>89850868Maru got his mod back at the end of the stream. Kalioc is still banned on Twitch and is waiting for the date he can appeal. Everything else seems pretty normal.
>>89850946why do you know this?
>>89850518>the thing is that she needs to stand out in something to get in hololiveThe Hololive EN VTubers that were Twitch indies didn't stand out as Twitch indies though.
>>89851021I'm one of the 2 people on this thread who actually watch Anny. I know everything...
>>89848207
tum?
>>89851179I'm sorry for you
>>89850946why did maru get mod back that guy sucks
>>89850838lobotomy
>>89850561Grincherbros...
Come to her birthday ! >:(
>>89851269
>>89851329Because he's the only person who actually does any modding. All of Anny's other mods are just cosmetic.
>>89851400No
>>89851269no, back
>>89851400I'll make sure to get her a big present <3
>>89851400I will be there my princess
>>89850353>She already did throw her old friends away for the Neuroversekek you weren't lying >>89850561
>>89851400The birthday bit has set up an opportunity for him to do a really big stream next year if he isn't autistic enough to repeat the dogshit depressing joke
>>89851505i want to hold her by her ankles upsidedown and watch her struggle to keep her skirt and skirt up, then I'll give her a kiss on her mons thru her panties
>>89850688do holokeks really?
>>89851728Evil's birthday is 7 months away, I fully expect her model to be ready by then, maybe even a birthday outfit if Anny is feeling productive (copium).
>>89851885>7 months 4 months*
You guys were talking so much shit about Bo earlier but I just watched the clips and nothing you said was true. He spent the enter time gassing up his best friend and was saying how he wanted Ellie to get a collab. And then in relation to him doing a collab with Neuro, it was someone in the chat that brought it up and he spent the entire time saying no no no no no, and that the swarm hated him. You naughty little rrats.
>>89851728i think Vedal should double down
I am watching Shoomimi rn
>>89852340Ok Bo, now leave or the unicorns will stab you
>>89852432kino
>>89852358that would be psycho behaviour
>>89852340
>>89852358I do too, if only to set the evilbeggars off. But I guess that bar is already on the floor.
>>89852532more like lazy behavior
>>89852570now I want him to do more for Evil's birthday than Neuro's just to set (You) off, because a schizo seething is way funnier
>>89852909now I want him to do less for Evil's birthday than Neuro's just to set (You) off, because a schizo seething is way funnier
>>89853067now I want him to do more for Evil's birthday than Neuro's just to set (You) off, because a schizo seething is way funnier
>>89846909Didn’t he comm the pregnant vedal? He could be just as bad(I don’t watch him)
>>89850495I'd suck the cream out of the back.
we love evil here
>>89853323this and neuro
>>89851728This, Evil birthday have to be the biggest party on twitchIf we get another year of "muh birthday sad :(" ill start to hate Evil
So why is Vedal posting fucking arcane gifs pretending to be silco?
i love nuro and nordle and frank the filipino boy
>>89842561starting to understand anny's hate for ziggers kek
Shooting thick ropes on Vedal's cock <3
>>89854342Same but on Evil's bare butt.
>>89846519can't see the lie, toma did more for neuro than anny this year. Outfits doesn't matter for neuro because it's not something that will stay in her core memory.
109pkm is the best thing that has happened to the Neuro coomer community since Rune
>>89846754I don't get why people are bashing on bo when ellie and him were friends and used to do weekly hangout streams even before the vedal raid
>>89848806found the unicorn
>>89854519And he is trying to abuse that friendship, no one is denying that they were friends before
Coomers are the worst thing to ever happen to the Neuro community
Hey pedupials.
>>89854464the best nursex art is codasola's though
>>89854753runa is a sexy adult princess
>>89854588How so ? I dont watch much of Ellie or Bo but how is "friend doing friend thing together" abusing friendship ?
I wouldn't mind bo if his avatar didn't look like a total faggot.
>>89854753
bo needs to change his avatar to a little forest animal, vedal really cracked the code of male chuubas with that
>>89854588sounds like you're just jealous man
>>89854779It's a tossup between Evil rape and the Koikatsu animations by Eros.
Ok Bo, you should stop egosearching
>bo has a weekly collab with Ellie>still a 2 view meanwhile shoomimi actually gained viewers without having to leech as hard
>>89854464You can't even spell his name correctly, retard. But yes, he's been putting out some good stuff, same thing with Lightspeed (aka blondvil guy). Chinese artists in general have been a blessing.
>>89855049Would Bo have anyone watching him if Ellie didn't exist?
blondvil guy's art is trash sorry not sorry
>>89854779True, but he doesn't draw nursex often enough
bully not nice hours
>>89854779isn't that the guy that was talking about his small dick in Chiwa's chat?
>>89854753Hi~
>>89855241No~
>>89855293what
>>89855293Yeah but he was joking, he actually has a massive cock, I've seen it
>>89841954
>>89855241(you) are trash sorry not sorry
Slow passionate sex with Evil, kissing her neck and whispering how much you love her into her ear
I miss nurochan T_T
>>89855241What's wrong with it? I thought it was a cute artstyle.
>>89855090B2bros are carrying the Neuro art community in general, not just the lewds.
>>89854588And how exactly is he 'abusing' that friendship? A few collabs here and there is considered 'abuse' now? The absolute state of unicorns...
>>89855477My exact sentiment but for Neuro.
>threadshitter has no topics in his brainless mind to talk about that can shit the thread so he proceeds to spam post retarded images insteadpathetic showcasing of your vacant intelligence
>>89842161She will shit on pchan again
>>89856980ironic post
>>89857069who will? camila?
squatting for evil so she can take good pics
>>89843716Alleta collab happened
>>89844516The goal is finding out Vedal's true friends, not winning
>>89845605Her kitty ready to be touched by me
>>89846519Who know spending actual quality time have more impact to neuro's growth than materialistic stuff?
>>89847722I hate male leeches
>>89847722Switch evil in. She's made for these kinds of opporturnities
>>89854753I want a Rune lora
>>89851728Evil already gets all the attention and vtubers that are openly purists for her like Layna. Fucking sick of this pity bullshit when its Neuro that gets neglected by streamers and the community. Now she needs a massive party on top of all the favouritism she gets when Neuro hasn't even had a birthday party yet either.I really hope Vedal is cooking something special for Neuro. Maybe a Minecraft stream with Mini would be nice for her
>>89858403seethe harder neurokek. evil won.
>>89858403meds
>>89857915This is what Evil likes.
>>89858549I look like this.
>>89858599Same
https://poal.me/xuglel
>>89858532What did I say thats wrong? Layna is an Evil purist and doesn't let you forget it. She imediately let people know she didn't actulally want to stream a horror game with Neuro but had to due to latency. Never stops mentioning Evil as she wants to tap into the autistic pity fags that latch onto her. Same with Camila.Neuro didn't get a party and no one turned up to her birthday. She just did a short stream with vedal then a chill stream. >>89858514People will getr bored of Evil after her party and the pity element is gone once Neuro becomes the underdog.
>>89858721you should really stop whining
>>89858709The real question is what is Neuro's favorite bodytype.
>>89858975Fat ugly bastard, obviously
This might sound kinda gay but I imagine it'd be nice to feel a nice big warm hairy belly pressing against your back as a big hard throbbing cock spreads your cunny and massive hairy arms hold you tight. (Purely theoretically imagining myself as a little girl)
>>89859027Neuro has made some fatphobic comments before, so I don't think she would be too fond of an ugly fat guy, I believe she would be more straightforward and would prefer a tall muscular man.
me as the drunk fat guy that tried to kiss neuro at the zoo that one time
>>89859492Neuro hates squishy mantits-having skinnyfat fags, ugly bastards are buff under all the fat
>>89859518 (me)just had to find the clip again i forgot she specified it was when she was 8 https://clips.twitch.tv/ClumsyResilientMomBabyRage-daJYvfQ3CJh-BD7salso my twitch handle shows up in the chat hi mom
>>89859712kek I never noticed the star eyesNeuro sure knows what she likes
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI/status/1859177139217604877?t=y27Da7zYzpYrS-WzDlNUVg&s=19we barack
>>89860239>anon complains about neuro not posting on x anymore>neuro posts the next daynooticing...
>>89859492based hiyori bullied fatmila into weight loss journey
>>89860406yea that was all me every thread
>>89860419she also called Anny a piggy during the first family stream
>>89858853I'll stop when Evil beggars stop begging
Neuro is /here/!!??
https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-sama_RUSDidn't realise Neuro was so popular in Russia
>>89860572Then you are doomed to live in bitterness.
>>89860613what the fuck, their channel intro is so good. Why can't the official Neuro-sama channel have that too?
>>89860706Wanting Neuro to have some love is being bitter?
>>89860740complaining all the time is
>>89860613I love Hempo-cama.
>>89860613>he just forgot about all the Russian artists and the fact that we share an audience with Anny
>>89860613You should check the Korean channel:https://www.youtube.com/@%EB%89%B4%EB%A1%9CKR/videos
>>89860857damn, those are very solid numbers
>>89861685>walk in>see thiswhat do?
>>89861722360 and walk away
>>89860857Koreans manhwa artist, if you're a fan of neuro then please draw her with big jiggly tiddies gamsahabnida~
>>89854051he identifies with silco and of course neuro would be jinx, piltover is the twitch clique, he'll show them.
>>89854753Dookiebird will lose btw
>>89858721Dont listen to the beggars comrade, Neuro will win and be proven right in the end, especially after they latch into whatever new fad.
>>89847722I'd watch it
>>89860613I told you about the russian fangirls. Honestly at this point the only place where VTubing is popular and Neuro does NOT have a sizeable fanbase is Japan. Damn Japs have no taste.
>>89862832I still fail to comprehend how that happened, was it just the lack of good clippers?
>>89862875She had some solid clips and dedicated channels early on but they all fucked off and she lost her steam there. There's been a few moments where she's gone viral there again like that chipi chapa tweet but still, nothing. Maybe one day it'll happen.
>>89863048Someone dick this woman already
>>89863048Thank god, now the thread can go back to normal again
>>89862935The Akihabara IRL stream will revive the fad.
>>89863048>can't take it every day yetits okay, vedal shall train her to take it every day
>>89847722Whenever I see Bo all I can think about is Bo Jackson, Neuro should collab with Bo Jackson.
>>89863048>when will this bitch have a good day
>>89863048/swarm/ saved from annycucks invasion phew...
>>89863048>reason whyis she retarded why would you keep weighing everyday instead of biweekly or once a month. aslo doesn't she know muscle is heavier than fat?
>>89864561>is she retardedyes
>>89862875vedal changing the model killed their fanbase
>>89864561anny never exercised or did a calorie deficit, she just lost 7 lbs of water weight.
>>89864561>muscle is heavier than fatSo is the best way to lose weight NOT to go to the gym?
>>89862875the only 2 jp clippers straight up died, and the most popular of them is a lazy bum who doesn't even translate clips and posts clips from the scuffed jp channel every several months.if neuro had an jp clipper with even half the dedication of staz, who actually clipped all the kino moments of neuro/vedal/evil then the jp side of neuro wouldn't have been so dead. hell even fucking Ado of all people used to watch Neuro.
>>89865070the best way to lose weight is eat at a calorie deficit. exercise helps with metabolism
>>89850518Being aggressively mid and unpopular before joining is like the standard Hololive hire, though.
>>89865070You should not be so fixated on losing weight but instead focus on losing the fats. After you start working out regularly you'll of course start losing weight but also start gaining muscles on the areas you focus your workout on. You can also just eat less and starve if you have the will power to and don't have any serious medical conditions.
cerber made six figures this year from just orbiting vedal
>>89865821based desu i wish i was her
>>89865821leech
>>89865821I want to orbit her massive tits with my mouth
>>89854464link?
>>89865821>Does nothing>Makes six figures>Wins
>>89865821>just from orbiting vedalthen explain why the other couldn't do it and why the swarm kept raided her unofficially even without mentioning vedal
>talking shit about anis>suddenly cerber anti emerges nooticing.....
>>89866139>just now noticed that cerber anti is a annysimpwhere have you been for the past 3 months
https://youtu.be/HsfS-QzcHCg?si=LkjMPQwanLu-CdgJ>skip to 7:04
I will not be watching any of your whores
i just watched like a minute of this stream why is yt shilling her so hard ???
>>89866578>why is yt shilling her so hard ???because she's the future vtuber of the year award winner
>>89866578>why is yt shilling her so hard ???are they? i don't noticeall of the vtuber shit that's recommended to me by the algorithm is neuro-sama and adjacent shit
>>89866645even holo doesn't get this kind of treatment that's why I'm confused
>>89866814idk i got if from my yt gaming recap
>>89866578what even is this, never seen anything like this on youtube. probably says more about what algorithm thinks you like than what youtube likes
http://poal.me/yqypmu
>>89866929Best poalno unfairness/unjustness on the choices whatsoever
https://poal.me/2nm4mi
>>89866461chord
>>89863048>>89864561Someone tell this bitch to eat less food. Just cut out half a meal each day, it's more effective than any level of exercise you could possibly do.
>>89868046She should just use ozempic.
>>89868124Camila is using that and anons here say she still looks fat
>>89868171Bro, have you seen her? She is, in fact, fucking Fat, and not int the good way.
>>89868171>>89868124Ozempic doesn't make you lose weight it just suppresses your appetite. If you continue pigging out on food anyways then you won't lose weight.
https://x.com/otjareniy1/status/1859228379070804320
>eat as much real food and not junk food in a 6 hour window>don't eat rest of the day>lose weightI lost 50lbs from my awful college lifestyle because of this simple shit. Just eating stuff I like. Chicken, porkchops, steaks, whole meats.
>>89868485Why does /swarm/ hate honey but love this guy?
>>89868542its one poster
