Rabu Edition Last thread: >>90036623TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo TEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmondhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmond>Noir Vesper [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesperhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_en ARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze >OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX>Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
>>90061974/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
>>90061990Amen
>>90061974are there any male vegan vtubers?
Altare is pregnant... again...
SHINRI RABU
>>90061990Amen, reeda rabu, REEDA & RADIES COLLABO SOON
>>90061990Amen.
>>90061990LOVE LEADER LOVENOW AND FOREVERAMEN
>>90061990UOHMEN
>>90064247SHOTARE SEX
>>90064247Shotatare getting a reach around handjob from an oji-san or brat
TAVI ON THE MENSHI* POST-ANNI ZATSU TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwBnS6EMxgAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwBnS6EMxgAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwBnS6EMxgA*room may be public for a bit
>>90061974support the cause sisters....
https://twitter.com/BadlandsBrigade/status/1856504112457888132assets used by armis today
>>90065406tavi looks even more like a woman than usual
>>90065406Jurard's looks so ugly
LEADER ON THE PURPLE JAMBOREE TELLY FEAT. OLLIE, RISU AND MICHIhttps://www.twitch.tv/michimochieveehttps://www.twitch.tv/michimochievee
>>90066094Surely he won't job this time
I wonder who between Jurard and Hakka cooks the best adobohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZFfs3sJam
>>90066094These twitch chuubas take forever to start the game. I'll check back in later once my blue fuck shows up.
>>90066788the collab officially starts at 8, so the vc should start filtering in within the next 10-15 min
>Octavio: If my karaoke reaches 2000 people then that’s 2000 more people listening that I had before joining. So, what would I have to be sad or depressed about?Cover should only hire non-Americans. They have a better perspective and aren’t entitled.
>>90065112Don’t worry, they have positive support
>>90066094ENTER LEADER on the telly now
I MISSED BLUE FUCK'S VOICE
I think it might already be over
Hearing leader giggle is making me tear up. Blue fuck love.
>>90067237The NA boys just need to hang out with the third worlders more.
>>90066094I can't watch this, Michi pushing dick jokes is cringe
>>90068096Risu ESLness is too strong for me
>>90068187those 28%? all me
>uses an item to duel ollie>FUCKING OBLITERATES HER 6/0
That was pretty clean
>clears first minigameoh yeah babey its a damn fine morning for a leadersweep
>>90068459Altare is A-ok on beating a woman, based
>>90065406Ruze standing like pic rel
>>90068600Our jobbers will never win at anything
>>90068679His stance is super awkward kek, it's fully mirrored and I still have no idea where his knees are with his legs bowing like that
>>90065406I don't get what Jurard's assets are supposed to be
All three!?
>>90068827Light armor like Altare's.
Leader is beating women again
>>90068996This is a good thing.
>>90068024Man I feel bad that even after 2 and a1/2 years he still has to hold the fort by himself
>>90068680Altare is good at Mario Party, he always wins like at least the mini games
Has Altare collabed with Michi before? I appreciate interrupting the hiatus, just seems pretty random.
>>90070073The most Korean creature...
Crimzon de la Ruze...https://twitter.com/akawaumi/status/1860222913041039371
Don't you have a site for your doxxposting
>>90070073A takoventurer!!
>"No way, Altare is good at pounding!"
>>90071137You don't say...
>>90070073It was in his schedule, he's just following it
Watching Axel's menshi vod and he keeps reminding me how based he is. I thank the Lord for his existence
Dear god. What happened in menshi?
Baby banchou running after emo Ruze cutehttps://twitter.com/forwardvbs/status/1860284139049566363
>>90071295dismemberment
World cold and hard, tiddy warm and soft
>>90070509nothing new
>>90061990AmenYakettel blesses this thread
>>90071636Aniki tiddies make the world a better place.
a dozen days with no flayon. i miss red retarded pilot cat dog raccoon autistic husband so so much
>>90072345a dozen days without him for you, hes spending time with me for those dozen days
>>90072345Flayon will never be a catdograccoon but he will always be autistic
>>90072664i wrote this
>>90072691shaddup
Leader is such a jobber around women
>>90072862Leader is a jobber in general
He's so fucking stupid, I love him. https://twitter.com/ariiex_/status/1859971973767630984
What was the stream where Spermo was born? I remember it being like fortnite or some shit but I never actually watched it
>>90073397Yeah, I think it was either Fortnite or Valo. I remember Altare and Shinri were there.
>>90073397I thiiiink it was a Fortnite stream with Leader, Hakka and Shinri if I remember correctly
I missed Altare so much ueueue glad to hear him having fun
Leader…
>Altare if you win you are gay
>>90062628>Call him Reeda>I've never seen him read any booksFraud
>>90073397pretty sure it was in Fortnite, hakka tried to go SUPREME on his name, but hakkitos and the bois went with the spermo bit for the stream
>>90074597It was supposed to be Hakkito Supremo but he didn’t have enough characters and wrote SPRMO or something
>>90073397Here u gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Paceatduk
mama... ahs... where...
It happened again kek
>>90074775Oh yeah he wanted to watch more... Sorry lil koi, he's focused on his game now and will be going on a break soon (as announced earlier) so by the time he returns he won't remember about it
>>90074767Oh thanks bro
day ??? no baby batter. I do not remember his name or who he is but all I know is that I need him back.
>>90074925im so empty…
Will Bettel even be good enough for the vermintide collab? It's getting difficult finding 4 tempus members for a collab
LEADERSWEEP
FINALLY LEADERSWEEEEEP
I BELIEVED IN YOU BLUEFUCK
>Indonesian girls bow to the Korean soft boi
It's nice of them to let Altare win otherwise he would complain about it and talk about how he wants to graduate
>>90075058Altare is still doing planned collabs/events, so theoretically they can still call him if they need a sub.
>you won the minigame but what have you lost?
You walked right into that one Altare
>>90075414But I want the stream to be fun
>>90075504You will get flayon and you can't complain about it
>>90075504It'll be less fun if they end up with both Flayon and Hakka and get totally steamrolled by Armis again.
>>90075558>>90075559No no, Flayon is also on break isn't he? Bettel doesn't need ears, he's gonna make it... I hope
>>90075504Seethe
Vermintide will be 3on3. Armis will kill Jurard to even out the team members
DAILY ALTARE LOVE
>>90076739Leader LOVE
Stop being horny or I'll make you eat Bettel's cooking.
>>90077979prep my stomach pump then
>Bettel in the thumbnailnow he HAS to be there
>>90070073Fuck off holotranny
>>90079297Altare wouldn't like you saying those things
uuuuu...
>>90079035Ruze really working overtime to give us collabs. I really enjoy seeing the boys all together
>>90079035are they dogsare they catsare they wittle bunnies or bearsi want to eat them either waymonch
>>90079620The two weeks is almost over unless he said it's longer trip???
>>900798602 more days of HELL and SUFFERING
roons be normal for one microsecond challenge
Thanks leader, very cool.https://twitter.com/kismetnightgale/status/1860372538305532151
>>90080141chat reflects the streamer
The artist for Dead World released some concept slides that aren't under NDA, pretty interesting readhttps://twitter.com/xiayou1104/status/1860252037994438975
>>90070073HOWHOW IS THERE ANOTHER TAKOEVNTUERER LIKE ME IN THIS WORLD?!?!?!??!?!?!?!N ]WE MUST BREEDif you a guy tho we can hang
>>90080488nuh uh, no take backsies you have to have sex even if it's a dude
>>90080187He finally has his MP win, but at what cost
>>90080634Worth it, ngl. My son is a winner.
>>90074775douzo
>>90080605YOU CANT BREED TWO DUDES TOGETHER>>90080665MY KING
>>90080700why does he talk like that
>>90080700>koinichiwa tweet before noon
>>90080789he's always talked like that?
>>90080775Not with attitude
>>90079659>Holomarches>Joined Bettel spess marine and LoL>Anniversary plans>Suggested filler collab for delayed MC>Vermintide>Possible SC2 with Shinri soonIs it the lack of sleep that makes him immune to scheduling issues
where clown
>>90080112( ;∀;) uh well did you do anything exciting
https://x.com/G0MMI/status/1860352463897034847
>>90081258Probably. Insomniac leader and Shinri used to join lots of impromptu collabs as well.
>>90081258when the boys give wimpy excuses he just says "nah thats fucking bullshit" and works harder instead of buttpatting them or himself
>>90081258Probably. He refused Jurard recently because he had to sleep, except it was night for Jurard and daytime for Ruze. Just sleep when everyone goes to their office day jobs, and you can have infinite collabs with the boys.
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>>90081448I wish the others were as persistent as him instead of giving up after a single rejection.It's frustrating to hear Shinri constantly pitching collab ideas knowing none of them will ever happen. The only reason we're getting that shinruze StarCraft 2 co-op collab is because Ruze happened to be watching his stream at ass o'clock in the morning and asked for it in chat.
>>90083861( ´△｀) well it's a mentality if things don't work the way you want in the beginning then you give up.
>>90083861>I wish the others were as persistentthey were for at least 1.5 years before armis debuted. that long a time of getting projects shut down and canceled last minute wears down your morale.
Who are the amazing yet underrated Starmin artists
>>90085361>>>/vt//stars/
This lizardfucker...https://x.com/sunrexford/status/1860291078219530702
>>90085836 #https://x.com/MoonLight_ttth?t=D_D1hhhbx6GiPJaFYYRa3A&s=09They have a pretty artstyle idk how to describe it
>>90085361I've always really liked this machiroon artist because they capture the vibe of his lore really wellhttps://x.com/humawawa
>>90086574Who cares
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1860425540836164011WAKE THE FUCK UP KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIS
>>90087006Almost opened it without paying attention but I saw the name and noped out, that would look very gay to my followers
>>90087006singing in the shower, he's so cute
how is altare the most subbed starsen?
>>90087006Kois is this disgustingly cringey old man singing in the shower really who you want to be the father of your children?
>>90087006god thank you
>>90087006oh my god...it's been so long
>>90087208i will plough his fertile but dusty fields all night and fill him with hundreds of our eggs
>>90087437he's a fish not a seahorse
couldn't understand half the shit he said when he wasn't singing but idcI hope this means a return to twitter spaces/voice tweets
What is Shinri's shower playlist this time? Is he singing that Hololive song again?
>>90087437>FertileKoi…
>>90089397rudolph the red nosed reindeer, and then a japanese song i think. space is only 12 minutes long
>>90089500>12min showerThis stingy old man
>>90089397he may be /here/ but he's giving the wrong answer
>>90089684Orange men only want one thing and that is to self sacrifice to save their friends
Love you leaderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QW6MyM3vYs
>>90089947and tragically they're doomed to be the last ones standing
I'm gonna harass that stupid bitch who keeps calling Axel a senpai
>>90088285I would love it if so. I've been relistening to some old ones recently, I think that space where he had just woken up and was trying to recount a weird dream he had is an all-time favorite
>>90090365Yeah, Hakka must be stopped
>>90090365She's a weird one but is she really that bad?
>>90090820Yeah, imagine trying to leech and not even being a member
>>90091081>not even being a memberbranded accounts can't become members or get gifted memberships
>>90091491branded accounts absolutely can become members
bettel you're so dumb
Bettel….
>>90092360You'd figure it would be easier for everyone if he just said "ear hurt I'll be back in a bit" or whatever problem he's having this time
>>90092458The original tweet does look uncharacteristically formal coming from him, and the follow up even more so.
>>90092458you'd think, right. We know it's the same problem as earlier this year, why can't he just say itgod I hate how vague they are
>>90092900He often does the same with any of his more "important" tweets, they seem to come across as overly serious
>>90092458Literally all he needed to say was “Hey Bettelion, as you all know, ear horty and I’m still on my meds. My current guerrilla streaming style will continue until further notice. Look out for me at 2PM PST, see you whenever!”
haha yes it's all coming together
>>90094148The roon sisterwife orgy?
>>90094186They're certainly cumming together
>>90092458Have to be vague so it gets views and attention at first
( ´△｀) no more retarded tweets from vtubers...
>>90093473He is learning from his nijisanji buddies
Organic posting waow
Only planned stream for today: Tempus vs. Armis Vermintide 4x4 PVP (brand new mode)In 90 minutesParticipants: Axel, Bettel, Hakka, Shinri, Jurard, Goldbullet, Octavio, RuzePOVs currently up: Hakka, Shinri, Ruzeo7
>>90096075>HakkaLooks like Armis is winning
>>90096075Solid bets on other POVs: Axel, Jurard, Octavio
>>90094186wait two more days
>>90096316Hakka is only barely worse that Jurard. They've still got a chance as long as Flayon isn't there.
>>90096482Roon orgy is that long huh
>>90096608I think Flayon would be decent/less frustrating in an asymmetric game where he's the enemy. Well, assuming he doesn't get his shit pushed in immediately
>you shouldn't have to give any reason betsy <3>you'd be surprised!is he retarded or is he just so utterly detached from the rest of them that he didn't know Altare had announced his hiatus the day beforehow could he not know how fans would react
>>90097131He literally retweeted Altare’s announcement lmao I could believe he is detached enough from the fandom enough to not put two and two together
tavi using his strings to make gibby and jurard kiss like dolls
>>90097569He also probably makes smooching noises too as Ruze is dying of cringe
Just got my Shinri Ohmonah merch!
>>90097867giwtwm
>>90098030Mating press
>>90098030that's some nice pixelart work
>>90097131he's probably just realizing how high anxiety is running through the fandom
>>90097867Wearing one of their hoodies rn. Its comfy as fuck
hope Shinri realizes the collab is in 30 minutes and not 90
>>90098988yep, I just put his on, it's so nice
>>90099688uh oh
>>90096823Flayon will always do the opposite of what he's supposed to in coop games. If he's your enemy, he will help you kill himself. If he's your ally he will absolutely not cooperate. He thinks this makes the stream funny and entertaining.
>>90099632He has a room up at the right time, so he should be good
>>90100730nta but it was set for 6PM PDT, he changed it now.
>>90100730it was scheduled at his regular 6pm time slot as of 5 minutes ago, seems like he finally noticed
>>90100730It was set an hour later, looks like he updated it to the correct time
>>90100710its a good thing you've posted this same comment for the 5th time in the past week, just in case anyone hadn't seen it
>>90100844seethe
>>90100976you're the one still posting about a collab from 7 months ago
>>90100710Roons: "Noooooo you're so mean, he doesn't do that! He's gotten better! He cooperates! You just hate him!"Flayon quote from an actual collab: "You told me to go one way and I did the opposite."
current roons too weak to handle schizo loops about their oshi, sad
>>90101226The /mans/ of today is the weakest it's ever been.
>>90101109>Watching collabs>EverLmao
>>90101109roon... that was the last collab they had and it was a disaster, of course anons are going bring it up when talking about how he acts during collabs
>>90101281If only we had boys who streamed video games
>>90101109Yeah cause we haven't had another collab like that ever since and I hope we never do.
>>90101114nice strawman fag, flay is my oshi but I can admit he's retarded in big collabs and I don't see anyone else saying otherwise (and no the anon complaining that you're bringing up a collab from 7 months ago doesn't count).
>>90101325i just think the same people posting the same shit every thread is annoying!
>>90101485>I don't see anyone else saying otherwise except that one person who definitely doesn't countSure
i think that this coming up when he's not even a part of the lineup is kinda funny
>>90101724Go set up a POV Aniki.
So, only 3 POVs?
>>90101485To be fair, even if it is one person, that one person jumps on anything that was remotely negative so frequently and fervently that it can feel like multiple people if you're not constantly /here/.
Uh oh
>>90101633Gonna inevitably come up if talking about the possibility of Flayon's involvement in something like thisYou wouldn't have survived in the early 2023 era when having Flayon on in a collab would turn the entire thread on him even if he wasn't doing anything in particular
>>90101920Who would've thunk
>>90101808better than 8 different povs in my opinion
>>90101920Alright, whose PC or ISP shit itself.
>>90101920please not flayon...
HAKKA ON THE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSLk73IJechttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSLk73IJechttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSLk73IJec
RATS ON THE TELLYRuze povhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JyLpq8PBY0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JyLpq8PBY0Hakka povhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSLk73IJechttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSLk73IJecShinri povhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P__c9GOJoPQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P__c9GOJoPQ
RUZE ON THE RRATS TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JyLpq8PBY0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JyLpq8PBY0MAMA ON THE RRATS TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P__c9GOJoPQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P__c9GOJoPQHAKKA ON THE RRATING TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSLk73IJechttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSLk73IJec
>>90101999except there is no possibility because hes on breakthose times people were complaining about him were when it was actually relevant
VERMINTELLY COLLABHAKKERShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSLk73IJecSHINRIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P__c9GOJoPQRUZEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JyLpq8PBY0
>>90102062It's definitely Altare, he was already around today
xenokunians and ruzavio continue to carry the branch, the only good men are a bunch of women, mothers and newlywed softies
>>90102160Anon, there's a schizo who loops about Altare literally every day regardless of whether he did anything or not. Just scroll past it and move on like everyone else.
>no gibby or axelRACISTS
3 V 3 BABY
>3v3 untwist your panties now
>>90102444APOLOGIZE
>Axel internet dedrip
Ah, so it's Axel and GB out.
>Shinri with an eye trackernice it's been a while
rrat Regis Altare, leader of the tempus guild, hero of slime, the holostar, and a member of holostars english, hero of slime, of holostars english, leader of the tempus guild, hero of slime, and a member of holostars english
AUSTRALIA ISP HAAAAAAATE
>Hakka's game keeps crashingIt's gonna turn to a 2V2
jobbers
AI going to carry
Jurard HATES Shinri
>>90102545I can't believe it
>>90102545True if big
>>90102545Schizos are truly among us tonight
DOES ANYONE IN TEMPUS HAVE GOOD, RELIABLE INTERNET?
>northern elysium net bad>jungle net bad>badlands east net bad>clown still installing
>>90102545>No jobbed spoiler[/spooiler]fake news
>>90102728Hilariously, only Altare and Flayon.
>>90102728Just Altare
>>90102742>dino prehistoric PC meteor crash>maestro needs a glass of water :3
How many of them have actually played this?
>try not to goon challenge with the rats?
>>90102939PvP mode just released and Ruze said it was quite different, so like none.
>>90102939Ruze is the only regular player. Jurard and Octavio played with him but they've likely forgotten everything. Bettel, Hakka, and Shinri and not played on stream.
>Now Shinri crashedwelp
>>90102939Its a brand new mode. All of armis played once, and armis minus tavi played an additional time. Nobody else has streamed it, bettel and shinri fresh installed
>room on fire>Jurard introducing himself
surprise Jowol collab
Porcelainmaid surprise collab incoming
>Jurard, I don't even have you on SteamPoor Hakka...
>gamers anonymous
>invite to GAME, not to WATCHHakkers only knows how to cuck chair his usual targets
nice collab
>Bettel disconnected
>>90103234VANGUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAARD
I'll be honest, this is pretty funny even if they aren't doing shit.
I love technical issues
>This game is cursed! Did you die?>silence
Huge vermintide fan, this is just the authentic vermintide 2 experience
>>90102728Internet is always a good excuse for just not streaming
Octavio loves his microtransactions
>>90102545Damn
>Hakka would play the fucking dwarfTHE RACISM HAS REACHED RUZE
Jobber guild
KEK what was that laugh shinri
>ruzavio instant 1v1 disregarding all othersmy toxic yaoi!!
>>90103508Are we safe after they start a game, or are we getting more technical issues during the game? (If yes, I hope they're funny.)
what the hell was that laugh from Shinri
Game won't let in the dino. I love vermintide.
>>90103748>>90103763I'm enjoying this side of Shinri.
>there's so many rats!>we summoned the vermin tideI have had a revelation
Shinruze too competent
>>90103763Happiness breaking through the haze of ISP issues
>>90101633The irony of this coming from roons lmao
>>90103965KEK
>>90103965Hey don't be mean to the Roon with 20 Roons in their head. ...actually wait, do be mean to them.
>>90103965Made me kek
>>90102359Cucktare...
Ruzavio are so in love
Shinri living up to the archer lore
Jurard stop flayoning and just play the game
get sniped dino
>>90104406KEKED AND WRECKED
green goblin ass laigh
Dude I'm watching Shinri and it sounds like there's someone breaking a wall in the background, wtf is that
ghost bow
>>90104497No I think that's Hakka.
>>90104497The Vermintide is happening in Xenokuni
Actual vermintide on hakka's house right now
>>90104497Gang turf war near Hakka
Jesus Christ Hakka, there's a gang war happening around him
>>90104497That's bettel and flayon fucking in the room next door
>>90104519>>90104538oh just the same ol' gunshots then
KEEP GASSING THEM
>>90104505Reverse Hank from the DnD cartoon
>>90104620I wrote this post
>>90104620
Shinri please don't get too tryhard with the baby gamers
>shinri popped hakka for peeking a single whisker out>full on ammo, no health, runningTarkov clutch
>wait who is Ratthew? i thought that was a bot on your team!
What is it with xenokunians and fireworks?
ENTER BETTELFAGBERT CALLING THEIR ISP NIGGERS
>bettel2 is on the phone with the isp>ruzebro is bringing wendys overWHITE POWER
>shinri and i dominated these chumpsInterguild orgy
Raven's Paradigm > Shattered Wings
>>90105145Immediately shut up by borb for that distespect
>>90105107WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>can get copyright claimed from original songsYOUTUBE HATES UNITY
Bettel sent Hakka 17 texts and they were all racial slurs
>bettel sent hakka 17 panic texts and hakka didn't noticeMOCKINGBIRD IS SO DEAD
>tfw you will never hang out with the Crimzon Redneck family
>if only we had gibby we would stand a chanceThe champion of the babysquad
Dumb dino
>Jurard thought they were still divided as TEMPUS vs. ARMIS
Jurard you actual peanut brained idiot.
Ruze gib friez now
GABIN BEETLE SIGHTEDCRUSH KILL RAID SPRAY DESTROY
>Double killBABYGAMER NO MORE
>>90105589welp
bros they're so bad..
RUZE DOUBLE KILL
>should we balance the teams..?no keep it
>this team is balanced
Shinri's toxic laugh is giving me life.
>R: switch octavio and jurard so they’re not on the same team>O: no this team is balanced!>S: are you sure?>H: yeah we’re all equally bad!
At least the three baby boys don't really care about losing
SQUEAK
>>90105747they scream and laugh, that's alright
>why's your rat Russian?
>>90105303Yeah, they are divorced and Hakka kept junior, did you forget
GET SQUEAKED BRO
>Bettel screaming for helpWat do
Ruze just got gangbanged by singing rats
>Shinri stop! I can't even fucking breathe!Kinky
THEY GOT TROLLED
BABYGAMERS COMEBACK ISREAL?
Finally they're learning
They did better than I expected, honestly.
I cant believe squeaking worked
>team retard roleplayers spamming comms with S Q U E A K and cackling their way to a comebackKINO
They're using the Disney villain voices
>I can smell their voicethat is WILD
>jurard bullying the shit out of the clown on sight>this class fucking sucks!KEK STUPID ASSHOLE USELESS CLOWN
Tavi unleashing his inner psycho
>bettel detonated himself
THE BABY RATS HAVE DONE IT AGAIN
>you have way more sense of direction than me!>does he?Lostavio...
>>90106369ALLAH AKBAR
>Why do you default to russian in this game>Because they're slow and weak
What is a stars en stream without racism
>Man-thing makes good tree decoration!Especially the dark ones!
Oh man Shinri's brightness is so high
is there any art of them as rats? or do we already have a baker
>shinri's too dangerous with that fucking bow!Archer of Guild Tempus
>wait shinris dead? NIIIIICE
squeaking meta too stronk
THEY ACTUALLY GOT POINTS!!
Ruze is a skilled hooker
GODGAMER
BETTEL MVP
BETTEL MVP LMAOOOOO
From clickbait to mvp...
>>90107110>>90107115>wait this game is fun! number go up!
>no one has Jurard addedPoor friendless dino...
Hakka and Octavio peeing together
It's time
>what's with you being obsessed with climbing inside the womb?
>did you get a daves double?>naw i got a junior baconatorFAT CLOWN
wendy's hasn't been good in almost a decade
>I literally can't add JurardRacist pale king...
>there’s no way i didn’t have jurard added for an entire year
RUZE BRO!!
>ENTER RUZEBRO
No, you cannot rape my brother, BACK OFF
VG VS ARMIS, let's go!!
>there's lesbians in arcane right?>yeah just like in real life
>it's okay Jurard, you'll always be my special little ratBirdino...
Oh man, Shinri jobbed by picking that skill that takes away his sniping shots
Why does ruze keep touching his gun like that
>>90107614Chat is this real?
There's the classic VG jobbing we know and love
>SQUEAKSHOW
S Q U E A K S H O W
Mama is laughing so much
SQUEAKSHOW
SHINRISWEEEEEEP
>RUZE, WHAT ABOUT THE ARMIS??
https://x.com/roseghostea/status/1860477059576877086
>they're sticking something in my ass>they're hooking you up
LIVE DINO RAPE
It would have been nice to have Axel and Gibby
>I hear them roleplaying, we've gotta hurry
>>90108326Can't even imagine all the racists remarks Axel would make regarding the rats
>>90108326Nah, this is perfect as is
That "Where are you going?!" from Shinri was beautiful.
Shinri sounds like a fucking supervillain
man, Shinri is really having the time of his life
I think Jurard's screams triggered something evil inside Shinri
>>90108326for a first time its actually good to have the babybrains free to fuck around and find out with their gentler sweatlords. i sure hope they join for a second collab round if/when its organized, though. four ultragamers would have been too much and made the competitiveness unfun with the scuff leading in today i feel
>>90108636That's the normal response.
>>90108326And have Axel scream "cheater" at the orhers everytime his team loses?
>dude im gonna play this and just be annoying, its gonna be funny as fuck
>the game only loves Bettel
DIE
>>90109403You first
