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DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQSikoeVXoE
CHU2BAE 3D LIVE
https://youtu.be/zZhyeaw148k

>NEW ORIGINALS
RxRxR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WXVFl-N6-o
PAKU PAKU SEIBAI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAFA8SCKpXk
Colour MV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9alGJE9ZXA
EIEN MV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGgKKwc-jWg
>NEW COVER
Bling Bang Bang Born with Ina: https://youtu.be/B3kE_zxORik
LOS LOS LOS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCOGTtxq24k
>MIND CRAFT HOLO EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuGEpICY2o

>Music
>Zodiac
https://cover.lnk.to/ZODIAC
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nKp29RuXFk2zJTVYw5lLD_S0mCI7pSjqo
>Pandæmonium:
https://cover.lnk.to/HakosBaelzEP
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mt5oe3kK56NcJWqUc3EYMvnsJ7ir8f9P0
>Originals:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaGAkxKIUiTTtgekfmgMmmEQ
>Covers:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaF6wFT6Yc49o7ZQY-pTJJeH

>Podcast
https://rentry.org/BrewinWBae

>Free chat/Vspacer chat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=197OEpjj8RI

>Merch (Limited)
PC Case: https://hyte.com/store/hakos-baelz-y60-case-deskpad-bundle/
Official: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q= "Talent_ハコス・ベールズ"
Geek Jack: https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hakos-baelz
Promise swag: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en

>Bae's Twitter
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/TeleBae
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaeBeatz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/YABAE

>Art Tags
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaelzBrush
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアート
Danbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelz
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworks

>Getting Started
Bae Guide: https://rentry.org/s9fnh
Streams Guide: https://rentry.org/pfzyc
Twitter Spaces: https://rentry.org/hs7p4
Season Box Arts: https://files.catbox.moe/lsrvff.png
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Thanks for the bread!
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>>90063908
Previous bread:
>>90047225
Previous stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9gxgG9baUY
Current stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhN9-mCDUoU

Hope you're all hanging in there, thanks bread baker
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having my fifth cup of coffee at 3:41am and feeling like my heart is gonna explode
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>huntress
A fun hunter this time
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Didn't Bae teach Suisei some english slang too ages ago
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At the rate she's gaining subs, they won't make 1 million by the end of the year.
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>>90064264
Bae is sitting around 10-18k a month right now
She'll be fine, not factoring in the inevitable endurance karaoke which is often 5-6k in a day
You really shouldn't worry about these things
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>>90064254
I remember sui learning some slang during MC.

>>90064264
It's not the end of the world, Bae can always just adjust and make it a video instead of a stream, or just make an early 1 Mil gift.
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>>90064202
I'm on my second cup, what the hell have you been doing to get on your 5th one m8
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>>90064242
doesn't hurt that this one seems particularly chill
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>>90064425
>slugging for huntress mori
I take it back
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This was the funniest discovery I made for this game. I know why it exists but no other game has stuff like this
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>>90064254
She taught her "it's the ping".
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>>90064406
I have two just to get through the morning man
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>>90064660
That's the one, thanks
At the MC sports fes practice right
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>>90064685
Yea, that's when she's gotten closer with Sora.
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>>90064635
its because dbd was made to be a silly hide and seek party game meant to die after a couple years but it got unexpectedly huge and now that everyone is treating it like a real competitive game it's very obvious how almost every single mechanic in the game is fundamentally flawed from conception
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bing chilling
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>>90064788
Yeah I guess that makes sense. People never treated it like a party game though and it was always sweat as fuck. It used to be much worse iirc in the beginning because the game was even more broken
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Rrat Love
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The game might appear killer sided if you are a newbie but it's much harder to be a killer than a survivor
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knight is so boring for survivors
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Hakochu is an incredibly cute nickname
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this reminds me that I have to do my reps today
is learning languages with a brain barely working a bad idea?
si
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>>90065341
yeah, Bae isn't even out of the immersed player phase
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That was an extremely panicked f bomb
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>>90065511
It's no longer entertaining to watch after they pass that stage
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>>90065595
I disagree, but to each their own
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>>90065737
Then we shall agree to disagree
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>Drops pallet on herself
Mion...
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>>90066191
it happens to everybody once in awhile
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>>90066320
Have YOU or someone you know been injured at work? You might be entitled for compensation!
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passion eigo my beloved
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>12 hours down
>12 to go
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Bae will never roll her rrs
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Who's still here since the beginning?
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>>90066944
I am, starting to feel a bit tired though
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>>90066944
I'm still here
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>>90066944
I am, might need some coffee soon
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>>90066944
Me, approaching 5am here
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>>90066944
me
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>>90066944
gonna use the mario party to powernap, i almost fell out of my chair just now, see you for the karaoke
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>>90067178
good luck
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Bae should have looped some ads or something on the loading screens
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Nice buffering Shittube.
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Anybody hear having the buffering issues as well
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>>90067463
I was a few hours ago but they actually cleared up now
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>Both IRyS and Bae are drinking
This will be good
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>irys and bae both drinking
nice
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>>90067463
I had a few but I think it's stabilizing now
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Holy fuck this buffering is insufferable.
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>still buffering
Fuck you jewtube
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Here's a tip for those of you who are buffering
Open up an incognito tab and activate your VPN there if you have it, try different regions until you find one that isn't buffering
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>>90067990
I find the DVR script usually works well enough since you can sit ~5 seconds behind and not have any buffering
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i always find how irys "swears" creative. Like sure fudge is a word but when you have to conjure it becomes FUJIN
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>>90068451
I need to actually get that someday. It seems to have stabilized now at least.
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>>90068521
I thought you were asleep…
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>>90068521
ok I chucked
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>>90068521
Fuck you for making me laugh with that one
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>>90068547
>>90068451
As soon as I said that Neal started buffering the stream again. Script installed.
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stream just full on drops for me
i'll watch the vod
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>>90068735
The script thing worked for me. I'm not reading chat anyway so being a few seconds behind until the stream stops shitting itself doesn't matter to me.
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Irys is going after the master's cock
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>I'm going to ruin your pizza.
Isn't this a grave offense to Italians?
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They're retarded....
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>>90068820
Fun fact, Pizza was not made in Italy and anyone who says otherwise is lying.
Pizza was made by Italian immigrants in the US and Italy only adopted the idea because it made money and Italy has NOTHING but tourism for their income. So they say it's the home of Pizza to get foodie tourists.
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>>90068974
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I don't think Bae is very good at pinball.
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>>90069223
She was born after PCs came with free pinball
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Their complete lack of pinball skill triggers me more than it should
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Raora ALMOST beat Yoshi there
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>>90069298
Single digit points..
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>>90069298
i still dont get why they always do this every mario party collab
>lets put the bot in master
>fucks them all over
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>>90069494
It’s pretty funny honestly
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IRyS is so racist to Italians kek
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>>90068974
Lasagna is also English
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>>90069049
Oh but KFC being popular in Japan on Christmas because one guy said it's what Americans eat is fine, but a whole country can't gaslight other countries?
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>>90069768
americans cant invent anything but slop so yeah
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>>90069801
>Applying modern food standards to the 1920-30s
>Ignoring the fact that I said the immigrants were still Italian
Okay bro.
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Bae and IRyS will think it's hilarious if you crank it super fast
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Yoshi destroyed them lmao
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Bae...
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>Has time to practice twice.
>Doesn't memorize a single rock placement.
>Runs into every one.
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Bae... buy the sticker. You need to drain IRyS of cash.
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>>90070450
>BaeRyS findom
HOT
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Holy depth perception
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Bae may still be in this with the DK win
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cute oc from drawthread
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>>90070947
cute
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>>90070947
Oh cute
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>>90070947
CUTE
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>>90070900
Might be Raora honestly, lots of money and stars
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>>90070900
Raora is the only one using her brain in any way.
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I didnt realize how much i missed Baerys until they started agressively seething at each other
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>>90071066
It's nostalgic
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i think the whiskey was a terrible idea actually
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>>90071254
Welcome back
Drink something salty like a broth or soup
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>>90070947
she is going to ruin her white sweater
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That mf Yoshi npc
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40 minute power nap and getting woken up by a crash outside my house I could do this all day, 48 hour stream when
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>>90071948
>getting woken up by a crash outside my house
The best kind of alarm
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>>90070947
such a big burger for a tiny mouth like hers
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Yoshi you gay fuck...
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FUCK YOSHI
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Karaoke might be cut short since they are running late. Not that I mind since less singing would be better for her throat anyways
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I love this rat's voice when she yells
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Bae is not shaking...
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Bae should do a terminator watchalong and face her fears
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They lost to the fuckin' bot
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rate the marioparty
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>>90073103
YOSHISWEEP/10
BaeRyS at each others throats as expected/10
Raora gaming/10
Honestly, perfect ending kek
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>>90073103
I think my soul left my body some time ago and I my brain is fried / 10
raora love she's cute
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Good to have this unarchived stream here so that the 4 hours I missed can archive faster.
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>>90073103
SKYNET SWEEP/10
I liked the banter between Bae and IRys after a long time
and Raora was gaming pretty hard
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>>90073103
Salty/10
Raora gaming/10
BaeRyS bickering/10
Good fun
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I think Raora should draw Bae eating her butthole and then do that
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kino
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LP's new stuff is pretty good and im tired of people antiing the new singer
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>So pissed from Mario party that this is now a angst edgy release karaoke now
Kino
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>>90073495
She planned it all from the start
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I've missed DOTD
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>>90073488
Counterpoint, no its not
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>>90073698
its different from the old stuff and that's great so kill yourself NOW
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>>90073753
Uh oh meltie
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Bae should do a humming karaoke
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bae i wub u but you have the shittiest 2010s pop taste imaginable with mooms
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>>90073950
That bit of MMR where she did mostly humming and acapella was heavenly
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>>90074006
Bae is an honorary white girl
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I was wondering why you backloaded a lot of zatsu content in part 3 when youre gonna be tired lol
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>>90074265
????
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>>90074006
at least moom sings fleetwood mac songs
>>90074130
that means bae and shiori are the same?
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not this song...
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>>90074306
probably chatschizo ready to have his melty
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>>90074333
yes they are both cute and silly
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Are we still hinged?
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uh oh chatschizo melty
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>>90074334 (Me)
this one actually makes me gosling more
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Bae thats not going to work you're gonna tire yourself out...
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We need waltzing matilda now lol
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>>90074458
Mario Party already ate almost half the entire stream anyways
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14k is a lot to make it to 1m... jewtube recommend my wife more...
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Oh the weird chat copypaster and his gay crush has arrived. It's been days of peace what a shame.
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This is a very moom coded karaoke
>>90074444
skip to ma lou?
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>>90074388
dude, her chest is as big as fuwawa's?
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>>90074643
ma lou yeah
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>>90074722
Shiori is huge.
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>Mood + no hinges
She's gonna freak
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Lady Gaga maybe?
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I want to kiss bae.....
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Is this Faubae
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FUCK I PASSED OUT DURING MARIO PARTY
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>>90075095
You missed out on some great bullying
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FRIEND X TASUKETEEEEEEEEEE
SHE'S FALLING ASLEEP
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i hate mark
it should be me singing with Bae not him
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has Bae even seen Gladiator
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It's extremely rare to go a baeraoke without hearing this one
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>>90075859
i prefer her spaming this song than fly me to the moon desu
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>>90075931
I actually agree with you, that song has sadly started to slide into 'kind of annoying' territory
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man Bae really fell in love with yakuza
makes me proud
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Best song so far
>>90075931
I didn't mean it as a slight. I love that it's a regular inclusion
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RATE THE KARAOKE
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Rate the karaoke!
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>>90076069
Short and sweet, didn't overstay its welcome
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DAWN OF THE FINAL PART
8 HOURS REMAINING
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>>90075931
>>90075976
after 2 years of Mori karaoke and now 3 of bae karaoke ive grown to hate it.
same fucking songs every time due to perms
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>>90076069
>>90076071
Compact but some good songs in there/10
my brain is mush so i can't say much
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>>90076105
how are you guys holding up? I had lunch and that power nap gave me the energy to keep watching till the end and also finish my work
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>>90076176
brain hort but it's not too bad
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I'm going to have a snooze for a few hours
cya bros at the end
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>>90076176
I still haven't slept a minute or skipped a part
I'm starting to feel it now but I'll make it
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>>90076324
GAMBARE BRAT YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>90076176
Slept for 4 hours so I'm good.
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>>90076176
cleaning up puddles of vomit is a fantastic way of waking up
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>>90076401
last time you said you got drunk you started kissing girls mioposter, I know what you are
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>>90076435
a bad drinker?
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>>90076521
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The setup is very comfy
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This is 100% that chiho fag
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Ollie...
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>>90076777
chiho is a fembrat
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>>90076777
Chiho is a cute girl who is in love with Bae
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I'll be a girl if it makes Bae read my inane questions.
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>>90076777
chiho is an autistic as fuck girl
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>japanese
ohh...
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When your routine involves a fridge I think it's a bit excessive
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Gonna start up Holocure. No point in focusing on a Japanese stream about skincare.
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I've started my own skincare recently because my skin has always been oily. It's only 3 step for now
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Her saying she only read the marshmallows spelled doom for us didn't it
Japs can only send in shit on that mainly
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>>90077050
>english marshmellow right after
just you kill yourself lmao, you cant even shitpost right
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That's a fanfic right there
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>>90077116
It is extremely specific
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>>90077116
>hey girls would you rather die or piss on me
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the most annoying person i knew was a fucking disgusting borderline down syndrome autist that was in my highschool class.
he literally made everyone mad so i wouldnt take the chance
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>Marry the most annoying person you know but get a billion dollars
This is an easy yes
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A billion dollars gives you a lot of leeway
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>>90077312
You can literally kill that annoying person and then cover up their existence with a billion dollars and keep the rest
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for bae it's her cute face and I'm not even joking about this one
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Thighs or stomach
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its the baetummy/baearmpits
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Tummy thighs
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Not the first time it’s come up unless I’m crazy
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somehow...ollie has returned...
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>>90077436
With the caveat that I honestly think that if I don't like the face then there's no point in the rest of the body.
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>>90077364
Truth
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>>90077437
She has mentioned it before, especially during Nier during that one line. Between her chronic acne and the fact that she got a PT so she can transform her look
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i asked my supervisor for the rulebook and then filed a report right in front of his fat fucking face.
Fuck you Thane, you fucking balding piece of shit
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>>90077522
Yeah I thought so
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The most passive aggressive moments I have in my life are with my little shit of a brother who I love
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Woah! Badass!
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passed out during the end of mario party, watching the karaoke now in the background now as I watch the current stream. Missed the first like 15 minutes, what's happening with Ollie?
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>>90077849
even she called it pathetic kek
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i've been doing thing with a cousin i had a fight in 2018? I adress her daughter but her and her husband have not been adressed by me in 6 years despite seeing them almost every sunday
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Pocky game is purely ficticious because that shit breaks by existing
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>>90077849
>Makes a 2cm scratch mark on an annoying classmate's desk
>"That'll teach em"
-Hakos Baelz probably
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>>90077871
Power cut/internet cut so she's on her phone
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>be kid me. get glasses
>brother tells me that if someone takes your glasses you should hit them with all your strenght
>okay
>glasses fall to the floor and a classmate picks it?
>clock em
>glasses get taken by the kindergarten teacher to clean?
>clock em
>playing in the park and eat shit from the slides causing a passing dad to hand me my glasses that flew like half a meter away?
>clock him in the balls
And this could all be avoided if my dad scolded me ever once but he thought it was the funniest shit in the world
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One time in school I heard a song I hated and I thought it was playing because of some automatic ad so I yelled
>God I fucking hate this stupid song.
but it turns out it was a girl from my class that was listening to it because she liked it.
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>embarrassing
Probably just the "metalhead" phase. Not that I dislike the metal now, but just the attitude. Teenager shit. Luckily it only went for just 2~3 years.
>>90077665
What did he do?
>>90077896
At least you didn't ignore their daughter. She shouldn't suffer for her parents' shit.
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I actually the exact same thing when I was like 12
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>>90078140
holy based that's so fuckingf unny
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Standing anywhere that's higher than a 2-3 meter fall will give me scared butterflies.
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>>90078140
C'mon, it is pretty fucking funny. Imagine if another kid was in your position.
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I wore a Naruto headband to middle school
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>Bae wants to tame Godzilla
>Iofi wants to "tame" Godzilla
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I don't know if it's butterflies but I really feel like puking every time I have to do something slightly important
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>>90078183
my family is very tightly knit so i was doing a favor for her and her insufferable hick of a husband and she took the word of a neighbor of that dumbass over mine.
Had a freakout and started screaming at me, so i screamed back. Family couldnt take my side since she's also part of it but they did tell her off. Of course since i hold a grudge i haven spoken to everincluding when she got cancer and some family members told me to bury the hatchet
she helped raise me and it really hurt me when she took me as as some punk and its gonna sound cringe but that day my love for her died that day so im not makign amends ever unless she swallows her pride
the kid has no fault and she's gonna have a bright future, so im always encouraging her because her fucking dad doesnt
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The guys were friends and they set that up.
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That guy? The Rizzler
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That guy? Me.
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A gay guy tried to pick me up, which would have been flattering if he didnt went
>"hey man...you look like a gamer"
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>>90078691
well anon, are you a gamer?
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How's she holding up?
Due to work I can't watch
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>BOTH
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>>90078691
lmao what is that even supposed to mean
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I've literally never even tried to start a conversation with a stranger in public before, how do these random people try to pick up girls like that
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>>90078735
There talking about really awkward attempts from people to hit on them now
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>>90078784
ever been approached by an autist? you just need confidence or lack of awareness.
Which is why the bad pickup attempts come out as
>hey you huuuuuh wanna peanor and vagoo?
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>>90078784
Not even in taxi rides or something? Or is that not considered "public"?
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can we delete ranting to mark and just make this longer
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would you make out with your (male) friend if your fujo gf asked you anon?
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>>90078921
Yeah honestly this is pure kino
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>>90078735
As far as mood she seems fine
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Aren't indos supposed to be homophobic?
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>>90079109
they are fujos anon
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>>90079109
indos being strict muslims is a meme
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For me? Its Biolante
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that's not a kaiju what
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Ollie is a freak
who would fuck a pokemon?
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Bae should play Godzilla Unleashed
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>>90079270
This is bait.
But I'll allow it.
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>>90079232
For me, it's Mothra
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for me, giratina
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>>90079270
yeah huh
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Monster? Just pick any hot Castlevania monster girl.
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i know a genuine monsterfucker who watched King of the monster and went "DID YOU SEE THE WINK RODAN DOES BEFORE DESTROYING THE PLANES?!"
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I thought Bae was more of a yume, since when was she all into BL? I guess Kiara really is the only one I can count on to not enjoy men tonguing each other's assholes
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SHADOW
THE
HEDGEHOG
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I realize this is probably cheating, but for me it's Quelaag
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me when im 3 pumps into shin godzilla and the anti-radiation lotion wears off
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>>90079424
Bae is 70% yume and 30% fujo
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I've ordered figurines and art books from untrustworthy sources that never arrived. That's the biggest waste I guess.
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>>90079459
That's acceptable I guess. I like yuri so I would be a bit hypocritical to be annoyed by it
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My mom doesnt know i get off to girl farts!
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My mom doesn't know I am married to my cute rat!
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ZOMBRO LOVE
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Shit I didn't mean to post that, it's supposed to be a secret
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OLLO LOVE
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FREE MY BOY
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>Mom and I are gonna watch a movie but we dont know where my brother saved the movies
>start folder hopping in front of her
>accidentally land on my porn folder
>Silence
>"Im gonna have to talk to your brother"
im so sorry G
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Oh yeah my sister asked my mom to tape something once and when our mom checked the tape she provided to see what was on it before we recorded over it it turned out to be in the middle of Rocki Roads' Wet Dreams. The sex hadn't started yet though and it had a grainy black and white filter over it so I turned it off and told my mom it was Moulin Rouge before leaving the living room.
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Who suffered the most?
>Guts
>Ollie's brother
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Ollie.
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chat is gay
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>>90079975
Ollie will bend backwards through heaven and earth to accommodate to everyone so no chance in hell
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taking notes
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do you think bae is needy???
man needy gf bae....
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I can fix her
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Bae demands facials every friday
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I figure a big part of it is accommodating her weird schedule where she's just not around half the time and the other half the time would want you to pamper her
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Instructions Understood must climb Mountain Everest for Bae
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HAHA PENIS
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>>90080297
She'd probably appreciate seeing a brat plushie at the top
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oh its the guy who molests the dough, ive seen that instagram reel
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>Bae likes shoulders
FUCK that's my weakest area aesthetically. Besides my dad bod gut
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>>90080331
Honestly based of her to say she loves how fat cocks look. I do too even if I am mostly straight
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i love the bae in front of me, she's had this chat a few times she's a demanding and needy partner iirc so no surprise
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I thiink I am so sleep deprived I'm starting to see things on the walls man
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>holostar
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Bae should be a demon
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>>90080524
Yeah a semen demon
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can you imagine bae as like choco or whatever
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CANNIBALISM MENTION
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>>90080581
Where were you during the karaoke
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>>90080570
change nessie and bae
>sad pathetic wet rat
>dancer devilish diva
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Is, "I love you, but I don't like you," that bad?

My mom still says that to me sometimes.
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>girl thoughts
barbies
>boy thoughts
gi joes
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I like you but I don't love you is heart crushing, imagine really loving someone wanting that person like no other thing in this world and they just liking you.
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>>90080581
>>90080600
actually came on for me during that question
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what autistic tard wrote that one
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Eastern Roman Empire my beloved
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ROMAN EMPIRE IS OVERRATED, TALK ABOUT THE HUNS
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Videos about garum are interesting.
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Do they not have surface level understanding of history?
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>>90080827
They're women.
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i gotta KNOW what the phoenicians deal was
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>>90080827
Bold of you to assume
a: the average person cares
b: the education system supports that knowledge up to high school
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>>90080915
This.
I didnt get anything about the roman empire aside from
>they built roads yknow? also they got fucked and now there's Europe
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mubae bros!
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How can anyone ever doubt MuBae
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>>90080692
Bro...she wants you out of the house...
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>>90081007
I've lived in a different state for a decade.
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Bae's brain is starting to fail
My brain is starting to fail
WE AR
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shes losing it
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Rate the chat!
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>>90081316
listening to women talk was never this fun
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>>90081316
Wish it went on for hours
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>>90080692
A bit. In your example, it's probably just disagreement with your beliefs/actions/etc, which she can't compromise with. I love my family, and like them overall, but hate the ways they act.
It'd probably hurt more if your significant other said it? It could mean that romance is over, there's no sexual attraction, etc.
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>>90081316
wish they would do stuff like this more often
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>>90081316
Ollo deserves better/10
Iofi is freaky/10
Bae is not a furry/10
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>>90081316
Love me Bae
Love me women
Love me women talk (when it doesn't involve cosmetics)
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the thumbnail art link is wrong
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>>90081584
Oh it is lmao
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>>90081584
So it is
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>>90081316
NeedToFindAGoodShoulderProgram/10
I'm seriously about to have a panic attack because of how bad they are.
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>>90081638
ill give you some natural broad shoulderness if you give me 2 inches to get me to 6 feet
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I was playing Endwalker the last time they played this...
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>>90081699
>Implying I have inches to spare
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>>90081638
OHP and pullups
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Lack of sleep will shrink her brain
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I don't think I would do better than bae right now
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>>90081941
My OHP is like, my worst lift. I'm pretty sure my traditional and inverted BB curls will pass up my OHP with just how impossibly slow I progress on it.
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>>90082043
I think I’d do worse
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>>90082074
like this one with the animals she would destroy me
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>>90082073
It's a lot of people's worst lifts, and that's exactly why you need to spam it
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>>90082059
No thoughts going on at all
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It's only 8pm but I'm so tired...
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lmaooo
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Honestly pretty good
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>>90082108
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>>90082487
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She sounds like she's barely hanging on
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The moon is alive
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Did the breadmaker survive
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fresh >>90083180
>>90083042
I wasn't falling asleep in my chair or anything
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Bae will now battle ghost Mumei for the next hour
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>>90083210
I'm glad you're alive mate
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>>90083245
actually not the usual guy but I made like the last 3 since he is MIA
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>>90083278
I'm glad you're alive too
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>>90083373
barely



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