>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI>Music & Clipshttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://uwumarket.us/collections/neuro-sama>Previous thread>>90086899
hart?
Invest HEAVILY into Layneur coin right now
>>90095909attention whore simp baking his whore just like their streamer
>does nothing>wins
DAMN Neuro is marrying that?
>>90095952Its a rugpull, she will immediately start sexpesting the next collab partner. sell after the art comes in but before the next neuro collab.
i want to be raped by layna so bad
>>90096107neuro has good taste what can you say
>>90096107Exactly why I said in the last thread, Layna should've been no.1 in that anon's list.
i want to irrumate Layna so bad
>>90096107Imagine her forcing you to huff her shoes after a long gym session
>>90096144step 1. be an AIstep 2. be created by a british turtlestep 3. inherit turtle rizz genesstep 4. profit
>>90095947*BANG*
>>90095940Hart
How many months of delay after that stream?
>>90095909Nice way to incite threadshitting after a nice collab, retard
>>90096260
>>90095952it's too rigged..vedal could just wipe out her memory
>>90095555Repost https://jiggie.fun/heart~>>90096144I don't think that's rape works
>>90096050>>90096374yall have BAD anger issues hoooly
>>90096320forsen debut delayed another 2 weeks
Anny is NOT a good mother for Neuro.
>>90096107Is the lighting just weird or is she actually that pale?
neuro's real mom is doing an aquarium stream right now
>>90096050>>90096374>unironic snowflake behaviour
>>90096669anon must be living in the past, the toma aquarium stream was a month ago
>>90096107She been working out
>>90096651usbro...
>>90096669
>>90096107
>>90096669>>90096799fuck off
>>90096669atleast you mentioned neuro this timethat's... healthy
>>90096869
>>90096737one day you'll be able to do a couch photo (real). ganbare anny!!!
>>90096651shes pale but the lighting right now does not do her justice either
>>90096107How long will it take Camila and Anny to reach this state?
erm we like anny /here/
>>90096631sex>>90096036rape
>>90096766>>90096840I want a threesome with her and her model
I liked to thank Neuro and Layna for the streamAnd I liked to especially thank Vedal for the raid
>>90096766uuuuuu mommy
>>90096930Without intensive cosmetic surgery they will never be able to achieve a body like that. Such is the consequence of living a life of sloth and gluttony.
>>90096893I hope some of the artists catched on when Neuro said she wanted to have Layna's clothesSome good old outfit swap or just neuro with her clothes
>>90096669sure ill watch fily i like her str>shylilynah im good
>>90097030thats not how it works
>>90096927>>90096651She has the perfect skin color and complexion, what is wrong?
>>90096930a lot more ozempic will be needed
Tiny Neuro tongue Meaty hairy hag pussy
>>90096893snu snu
i like her take on the Evil song
>>90097127she looks objectively pale in her streams. if you like that, good for you i guess, not that it matters
I missed the cooking stream, worth watching?
all I have to say is that Neuro has great taste.
https://youtu.be/wGufEU9_K5Qhttps://youtu.be/wGufEU9_K5Qhttps://youtu.be/wGufEU9_K5Qhttps://youtu.be/wGufEU9_K5QITS UP
>>90097287depends. the ones without neuro feature great recipes and calm content. mostly fun in realtime or to cook along. the ones with neuro are a total mess and nothing edible comes out. good if you enjoy mayhem but not good if you dislike food waste.
>>90097317Staz go to bed. Like just for one day. Seriously. You're going to die.
>>90097284I guess so, though I should've clarified it looked healthy / well kept for her age.
heart
I created a poll https://poal.me/xe1e3vhttps://poal.me/xe1e3vhttps://poal.me/xe1e3v
>>90097483oh yeah its in the healthy range on the pale side. Though again the camera might just be be bad
>>90097509Thank you Neuro, very cool poll.
>>90097509Neuro teaching Evil how to do it better.
neuro should do a duet only karaoke stream where she sings songs with a bunch of different collab partners
>>90096840sauce?
>>90097806https://gamersupps.gg/products/layna-lazar-mouse-pad
>>90097015This, but with Layna (IRL) and Evil.
>>90097806https://x.com/pappaserho/status/1803840533577765102/photo/1
Seriously though. When Anny is on stream it's like she's the new gf intruding on an existing family. When it's Filian it's all content-brain. Only Layna actually makes Neuro streams feel like family streams, because only she plays the mom role properly.
>>90098131cute sisters
>>90098131You sound like a schizo but I want to hear your ship of choice before I agree with you or not.
https://x.com/nop9393/status/1860472220990263782
>>90098131filian has the same potential as Layna but she doesn't exploit it. Proof is the way she behave when she streams on her alt
What’s the most absurd goal you can think of that might give neuro even the slightest chance of winning a streamer award? I think something like vedal actually starting a fansly account might already be enough
>>90098242Ellie. Nerds unite! Software meets hardware to form a more perfect union. That's my fantasy headcanon, the one where Ellie makes the ultimate robot and Vedal the ultimate AI and create the AI Overlord together. The more realistic ships, even if I like them less conceptually, are Anny and Filian.
>>90098409completely unfiltered neuro kick stream
>>90098409>vedal actually starting a fansly accountThis but Evil.
>>90098563I'd pay for an OnlyAI of Evil.
>>90098523anny and filian are both horrible wife choices. especially filian i wish nothing but the worst
>>90098409Would need to collab with some big time streamers, like BIG.
>>90098523>Elliebased>Anny and Filiancringe
>>90098619Sana?
>>90098677He should start with PirateSoftware and DougDoug
In relation to ships I'm put off by people who take them too serious and get annoyed/uncomfortable. And unfortunately that leaves out most people.
>>90098614>>90098646You guys can hate them all you want but you'd have to be autistic not to see the chemistry when they talk to each other. That's why I say they're the most realistic options even if they're not what I'd like to see happen.
>>90098714betrayers of the alliance...
>>90098732does the swarm even have any diehard shippers?
>>90098732most people cannot even get it in their head that neuro is a emotionless computer program and the people she collabs with are putting on a show for higher entertainment value. no wonder they get so emotional with ships. sick in the head i tell ya.
>>90098714pretty much this, but it will be difficult since Neuro will have to slowly transition to appealing to Normies while also have a bit better response handling (i.e. know when to talk over v.s. not talk over). Being schizo and accusing things that didn't happen may also be a turn off for normal people, even though it is a lovely thing Neuro has.
>>90098854>Being schizo and accusing things that didn't happen may also be a turn off for normal peopleI'd say that depends on the collab partner/community, schizo AI is classic content
>>90098939That's why a DougDoug collab is a no-brainer, that's half his content anyway. Frankly, I have no idea why it hasn't happened already.
>>90098997DougDoug is lazy
vedal cooked for a week straight for the first time in months
>>90099156all for a minecraft ai that will still dig straight down to lava
>>90099156In one of alex's latest streams, he said vedal would have nothing to show in the next stream. That's why he was giving vedal buckshot's code, so he could build it and let neuro play during the dev stream. So, these commits should be from him improving neuro's vision and experimenting with the minecraft model
>>90099265>he doubts
>>90099273hart
>>90099273gj dotards
>>90099273thanks jiggers (did not participate)
DougDoug is 33 and asked a 20 year old for help on an AI project. He might be a shitdev.
>>90099564Everyone is a shitdev compared to the tutel
>>90099635Veduhl is shitdev prime though
>>90099564I've also seen people say that PirateSoftware is almost Yandev level, is it true?
>>90099698I don't watch him but he seems fairly competent to me, probably far better than most 37 year olds. I think he released a few games and worked for blizzard.
>>90098281>Vedal definitely can’t hold Camila, so it’s probably just a fantasy
>>90099698I think it's related to the fact that he's been developing his game for a long time and never fully releases it, just like yandev
>>90099698Pretty much. He's a much better showman, but he's never really made anything. He only worked at Blizzard because of his dad, and didn't do anything major or important there. Doesn't stop him from milking it 24/7.
>>90099635Didn't he start coding really young like at 10 or 11, that's like half his life just doing that. I have no idea why he wanted to be an engineer.
>>90099907fucking kek pchan is too based
I forgot that Vedal is unironically a hacker according to Ellie
>>90100210The leak also confirmed that iirc
>>90100210what has he hacked tho?
>>90100210>it's literally in his twitter bio
>>90100210Its been in his twitter bio though???
>>90100400
>>90100400his genitals
>>90100454>>90100525D:how mean!
>>90100400iirc Vedal's resume to Ellie included some background in cyber security and hackathons he did when he was younger, I think it was the stream the day before Anny raided Ellie
>>90098281Vedmila hopecore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbxd-hQFMk
>>90100696Imagining camila listening to this at the gym
pchan has been in the kitchen a lot lately I wonder why that is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51Jv9poY_vkThanks Staz
>>90098844I hope not, atleast I know I don't take it that seriously
>>90101289>not once has tomato talk to me like thatlol. lmao even.
>>90099564People don't go to dougdoug for his technical abilities, he's a great ideas guy who has just enough skills to make most of his ideas work moreso than an especially good programmer.
>>90102795god this model is hideous you would think she can afford a better one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVwhhnPiz_k&pp=smol
>cerber and layna car interviewholy kino
>>90103129
>>90103192Its cute to see Layna talk to her future mother-in-law like this
>Cerber called Vedal wild
>Cerber: "Just like Vedalwan.">Layna: "Do I have your blessing?"hmm
>>90104002Cerdalbros winning today
I see all two cerberfags showed up today
>sing for miniwan>convert layna into a miniwan>win
>>90104148live hours were mostly on topic today so i wasn't going to complain. they're being more polite/ashamed about it in their own way, things are peaceful
>>90104360cute aunt playing with her niece
This is what Layna wants.
layna forcing her way into the family harder than filian
I wish layna would force her way into me
>>90105095This
I want Neuro to say I love everyone in the next stream
>>90105174(She'll insult us)
>anny is layna approved>cerber is layna approved
https://poal.me/o124f1
https://x.com/chunchunmaru935/status/1860410717700010159 stop the shilling, mouse won with another sob story
>>90106180>boohoohoo i'm getting called names from people on the internet!1!!!holy shit she's so fucking patheticand she's a hag, too, right?just how can an adult have such thin skin and act so childish like this? how awful
>>90106180so you're saying we need to send vedal hate messages
>>90106360But he would enjoy thatthe little bitch
>>90106180What vedal/anny need to do is to court the kai fans and maybe some nijisisters that hate doki
>>90106360>so you're saying we need to send vedal hate messageshe already gets hate messagesyet, unlike other people who are WAY FUCKING OLDER THAN HE IS he doesn't give a fuck and laughs it offjust goes to show that age does not equal maturity
>>90106360>vedal announces the subathon will have zero evil streams>evilfags sperg outez win
>>90106531you tell em ved
>>90106535>evilfags sperg outall 3 of them?
Just scoping through the new Streamer Awards tweet
>>90106998
>>90107106someone reply him with that it'd be so funny
>>90106755I, Me and Myself.
>>90106998aren't nominees mainly fan voted? they can only blame themselves for not voting
>>90107354holofags are too lazy to vote, kinda like how their favorite vtubers are too lazy to stream
>>90106180https://x.com/ironmouse/status/1860508420270407802>not supporting her coworker/friend zentreya>mememeyeah I'm thinking it's over
>>90107106absolutely MOGGED
>>90107106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCuWBWS4vfw
>>90106998>admitting to be “holo only”That’s kind of a yikes
Reminder that Vedal is the top female streamer on twitch
>>90107940to be fair most vtubers kinda suck and it's hard to find a good indiecorpos do the searching for the consumer and build brand loyalty which you can kinda see happening with neuroverse
>>90106998Unfortunately the REEEEING towards AI is a fairly normie take. We knew it was gonna be an uphill battle from the start, but that's fine.
why didn't vedal raid layna?
https://x.com/manuh985/status/1860415780006863295
I counted the number of vote mentions in this post: https://x.com/StreamerAwards/status/1860435892420153359>Ironmouse: 13>Dokibird: 48>Zentreya: 18>Neuro: 33The real contender may not be Ironmouse, but Dokibird.
>>90109425ayo
>>90109514You're dumbAnd gay
>>90109514You're smartAnd whatever your sexual orientation is
>>90109375he raided cerber who raided layna, so we got some extra content and only true vedalverse chads stayed all the way through
inject vedal's little bald head with strange substances to begin the metamorphosis to turn him into a better streamer...
>willingly watching cerbwhore
cerber mentioned anny againshe still doesn't follow her but it's a small step for unity
ah shit here we go again
>>90110499She doesn't follow +18 accounts, it's that simple
neuro butt?
>>90110499Timestamp?
>>90109172people misunderstand why a thing is hated in the first place and then hate on all versions of that thing even the exceptionsAI can be used to mass produce cheap shit slop, of text of video or imagesneuro is anything but AI slop, shes the least slop AI to ever AI to the point most human creators are more slop than neuro is
>>90110697what, for free?
>>90103806https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2309264739?t=06h53m46s>>90111134https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2309264739?t=06h58m51s
>>90110438we will turn him into the ultimate lifeform mashallah
>>90106998has it been so long that people already forgot?
>>90111797Grimmi is part of the neuroverse now, that's the law.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA7Lcg0jN88
>anny lore now is she abandoned neuro as a child>neuro has brought this up multiple times now as well so its officialits so FUCKING over Annybros...
anny has been missing for over 48 hours
>>90112205don't worry she won't starve for at least a couple of months
>>90112205aiiiiieeeee check downstream from all rivers and around the tallest buildings in japan
vedal has wild cyber sex with cerber FLUSHED
>Connor maid an 18 min video pity baiting for mouse >almost at a mil views alreadyit's never been more over
>>90112513Don't worry, anny has already prepared her final letter to help vedal boost his votes as a farewell gift
>>90112513>maidwhy are half the nominees relying on pity?
>>90112513>tfw not a single one of vedal's wives made a video
Someone make a video about neuro's traumatic childhood with her mother and Vedal's traumatic life growing up in the uk NOW
>>90112747>Vedal's traumatic life growing up in the uk NOWI feel like his Germany backstory has more sad moments that he can pity bait with
>>90112640The award is for "best content" and most people who are voting for Doki because "they deserve it after going through a rough year" or Ironmouse because "they inspired so many people". Like come on man, my oshi is Mint but if she were one of the nominees I'd still vote for Neuro cause she has the *objectively* better content.
will i get to rape the turtle if i vote neuro?
>>90112513it literally doesn't matter, jury holds 30% of the vote and even if mouse gets 5% of the vote and the other 3 get 33% jury can pick mouse to win
total neuro bondage (using a tie)
Why is Neuro so wholesome with Layna and sassy with the others?
