Yagoo, it's time for Hololive Balkans
I just learn about Montenegro
>>90101461Wait till you hear about kosova.
Shit choice as Greek, Albanian and Hungarian aren’t closely related to any other language which would mean a small customer base and there are very few paying customers in Greece and Albania because they have no money. The Slavs can somewhat understand each other but then again they are Slavs and have no money. Also they will probably kill each other after their debut
>>90101802Imagine the off collab between the Croat, Bosnian and Serb talents.
>>90101802>>90101968>off-collab between balkan talents>90% of the girls end up dead or severely injuredkino
>>90101348Vtubing is literally dying son. No one cares about watching boring whores doing the same shit over and over again for years. The only exception to that are some special events but that is like 5-6 times a year at best. Balkans is a market of about 75 mil. people. Most of them speak different languages and are not that proficient in English.Indonesia has 277 mil. and look at Holo ID. You would expect most of them would be firmly around 5-10k average viewers but no, no one fucking watches them.Now imagine Holo Balkans? It would be all 1-3k shitters.
Hololive Balkans, where THEY HATE EACH OTHER is a factual statement
>>90101348What will they do when they have to collab as a branch?
>>90101348>Bosnia got cucked off the sea>don't even got the cucked chair in the corner>can only peeked trough the tiny little holeBASED CROTIAGODS
>>90102326Insult eachother for 2 hours, get drunk off their asses on homemade rakija and call it a day with some very copyrighted Balkan hits karaoke
>>90102174god just imagine the hate sex during off-collabs
>>90102034>Vtubing is literally dying son
>>90101348I like the idea of Holostars Balkans more.
>very thickly veiled /pol/shit thread
>>90102034>>90103386not specifically dying, but pooling at the top. vtubers who are already popular will continue to profit, but new hires will suffocate unless they associate with one of the big corpos, and even then they can't ever hope to beat the top dogs.
>>90101802Greek is Indo-European, but aside from that you're right, it's not mutually intelligible with any non-Hellenic language.But ngl I'd be down to see picrelated but with chuubas.
>>90104425>I am blond hair
>>90101348call hungayria balkan again and i will shank (You)
This is basically /lig/ at eu hours
>>90104482Ok Southern Finnish, happy now?
>>90104425Albanian is also indo-European but they have no close relatives inside that language family whereas Slavs, romantic and Germanic speakers do. But still better than a basque vtuber
>>90101461wowww
>>90101348>HELLO EVERYONE I AM BUTIFEL SRBIAN VTUBER>TODAY VE DOINK KARAOKE LET'S GO>Od Bihaca do Petrovca Sela>Do Petrovca Sela>Srpska Zemlja Napadnuta Cela>Napadnuta Cela
>>90101348but only as a male genmale balkans are actually funny because they are degenerate subhumansall females from that region are disgusting and have aids
Fun fact: There's a bit of Terra Nullis between Croatia and Serbia. A few parcels of land which Croatia believes is Serbian territory, and which Serbia believes is Croatian territory.
>>90101348>no transnistriamy brother in Christ, you are several russia-backed irredentist border disputes behind the times
I've been slowly enjoying a Balkan lifestyle. The Balkan breakfast has been tough but I'm enjoying it. I'm also getting angrier easily, which I guess is the "Balkan Rage" I see people talk about a lot on social media.
>>90101348Europeans really need to shut up and give them money if they want more pandering.
>>90101348You found a region worse than SEA.
>>90101461Montecop walks in
Belka did nothing wrong.do not listen to Osean propaganda!
>Cover opens office in Balkans>Talents steal the copper from the building
>>90101348Do they have Internet there?
>>90101968>Imagine the off collab between the Croat, Bosnian and Serb talents.>Kosovan gen mate enters the roomyab
Nikola Tesla is from Croatia
Are there any Balkanoid chuubas?
I still don’t get why they are in the EU
retarded burger here who refuses to pick up a book, why does everyone in this region of europe hate each other? is it like asians where they think every nationality of asian is radically different and theirs is the best and others are dogshit, but at the end of the day they're all the exact same?
>>90123247Effects of imperialism. Ottoman, Austria, Byzantium, all left a mark on the region. The south slavs have different cultures because of religion and culturan exchanges. The south is more conservative with orthodoxes and muslims, the north is catholic. The ethnicities are all sporadic because of internal migration when it was all united under Austria and Ottomans. So you got Hungarians in Romania, Romanians in Greece, Bulgarians in Romania. Every group wanted to have their own identity once imperialism ended. Some wants to be Shtokavian, Yugoslavian, Illyrian, Dinarian, you name it which led to every side being retards during both world wars.
>>90101968Croats, Bosnians, Slovaks, and Montenegrins can actually get along with each other. They trade racial banter pretty well. Things only go south when serbs show up.
>>90123247These peoples have never been independent, remaining at a tribal level and always part of a larger empire or kingdom, whether it was Byzantium, the Ottoman Empire, or the Kingdom of Hungary. After the global balance of power was reshuffled and both the Ottoman Empire and the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy fell, the West "Balkanized" the region to ensure that no power center could emerge in the area. They achieved this by pitting these peoples against each other along existing religious and linguistic divides. For a millennium, these nations have suffered from an accumulating inferiority complex, making it easy to tune them into mutual hatred.
>>90123840>>90123580So you're saying is that we should invade the Balkans once more to keep them tardwrangled?
>>90123247just a very long historyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wars_involving_the_Balkans
>>90123918Today, in this globalized world, there's nothing you can offer them that would allow you to influence them. Stabilizing the region would require leveling the entire area and forcing them into a unified state. However, this experiment already failed in the 1990s, and at least 50 years would need to pass before attempting it again.
>>90101348I vote for suraya as the balkan gen's leader
>>90124383Who?
>>90101348No.Hololive Yugoslavia or nothing
>>90124383AVE!
>>90123247Africa and South America is just like this, too. You burgers are the exception, not the rule.
>>90101348>He doesn't know
>>90128520Africa and SA are mostly internal disputes and civil wars, not quite the same.
>>90112611This. The Balkans is basically the SEA of Europe.
>>90101348Who wants to watch gypsy's stream?
>>90129087Once you get used to her voice she's pretty entertaining.
>>90129087phasekeks already do
>>90128908We are white and we have no immigrants, I think you're just seething that we're objectively better.
>>90129318What is that?
>>90101348>MontenegroWhy is Europe so racist?
>>90129847https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33aHaCROlCE
>>90129962I can't fucking believe they created an entire country to spite negros
>>90101348Too ESL sounding to watch
>>90130066I mean what's wrong with "Nigger Mountain"?
aw sweet another /pol/ thread
>>90101348time to buy that ballistic vest, kiara
>>90101348Why does this map look eerily similar to /vtwbg/?
>>90101348Imagine the fights
>>90101348The only gen I would anti.
>>90123247Was colonized by the Ottoman Empire for a long time, leaving behind ruined poorfag shit holes with backwards education. Individual groups became obsessed with forming their own ethnic states, but when the Ottoman Empire collapsed they all realized everyone else was planning the same thing and they backstabber each other in a vicious race to grab each other's land. When WW2 happened, some of them joined the Nazi's for the promise of taking more territory from their neighbors, then the whole region became a communist toilet through the cold war.Think of it like brothers fighting over a shared pool of toys, but one brother consistently makes the dumbest fucking choices and steadily makes shit worse for everyone, and now their national identities are built on never forgiving one another for 100 year old slights
>>90124383https://x.com/QWIL_Newscast/status/1756034796441207024The only one I'd trust the Balkans with
>>90102031That's rather sad
>>90101348WHY IS MAGYARORSZAG GROUPED TOGETHER WITH BALKAN BARBARIANS
>>90101348The entire branch is gone within 3 days.
>>90112121I tried looking this up and all I got was a micronation on the Danube run by a cryptobro.
