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>>90184514
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>90184563
amen

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>>90184563
Amen.

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leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>90184563
amen

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>>90184514
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>REGIS ALTARE Hero's Haven VR World FREE DOWNLOAD
https://vrchat.com/home/launch?worldId=wrld_b09c176f-b681-45aa-88a8-57c2529599fc

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Lore Voice Drama VOICE PACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/holostarsen_tempus?filter.v.m.custom.product_type=ボイス
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/holostarsen_armis?filter.v.m.custom.product_type=ボイス

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Seasonal MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/holostarsen_tempus?filter.p.m.custom.merch-category=シーズナル企画グッズ

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production/banzoin-hakka

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- 3D Celebration Acrylic Stands MERCH
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>HOLOLIVE MEET 2024 Preorder MERCH
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>Memento x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- collection MERCH
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>hololive production Fan Name Charm MERCH
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>HOLOSTARS English holoEmblem MERCH
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>holomini Vocal Series HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- MERCH
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>AXEL SYRIOS Birthday Celebration 2024 PREORDER
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>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Lore Voice Drama【Mission File: A】VOICE PACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_lore_voicedrama

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Mascot Plushie PREORDER
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_mascotplushie
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/armis/products/holostars-english-armis-mascot-plushie

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJrdeakOJAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV2eL6gYoXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDAj6a7lPSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJeU1qdVIDQ

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>>90184523
Well, Jurard could hardly be expected to manage that himself.

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>>90184563
UOHMEN

(;ω;｀*) sniff sniff

Shinri wants to know if he has to finger the frogs

the immediate regret KEK

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>>90184563
Amen.

>>90185261
RAPE

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>>90185500
Get away from my child

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>>90185830
What if he's begging for it though

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boy he pissin real hard i tell ya hwhat

>>90185830
hes asking for it

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I'd buy punikocoa

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https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1860924339564188040
jurard schedule!

>>90184717
>>90185261
>>90185379
>>90185977
Stop posting this fags art

>pre-debut tavi once assigned the maestro model worried about bettel overlap between having a puppet show/being a showman

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>>90186953
hmmm
nyo

>>90186953
>hating on one of the only drawanons we have left
kys

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>>90186953
Make me

>>90186873
At least someone is optimistic about their Apex performance, I guess.

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>>90186713
inspiration hit

>>90187336
kek

>>90186972
Good thing Bettel doesn't do jack shit so there is no overlap

>>90186972
Honestly makes more sense for Bettel and Octavio to be called the Greatest Showmen than Magni and Bettel.

>>90187637
they only took that duo name because magni became momentarily obsessed with huge jackedman and would spam send two of the MV songs to bettel, kek. they've never even seen the full film, just the opening/big emotional moment/ending songs.

now why is there Shotacons in MY brotuber general????

>>90187894
the s in mans stands for shota

that's actually so precious, the concert hall really cooked with this extra project

>>90187894
Your a man?

>>90187040
>one of the only drawanons we have left
And his art is gay and retarded. Grim.

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>>90187894
you gonna do something about it?

>>90187925
IT STANDS FOR SYRIOS, but as a semi-lolicon (i only really like mature personality type lolibabas) ill be fine with a truce
>>90187989
of course, i am Holostars EN target audience

>>90188007
And your posts are gay and retarded. Kill yourself.

Drawanons
>milf X shota tempus artist
>machiroon personification artist
> hanging noose bettel artist
>Kaomoji anon

red retard is alive

>>90188155
>> hanging noose bettel artist
newfriend...

>>90188215
Idk name so I'm going by their work

I think kemonomimi should replace shotas in this thread

>>90188678
kemonomimi shotas

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>>90188716
uuohhh…

>>90188801
FWNBAC

>>90188087
Kek why so pissed?

>>90188801
built for tail pulling and rape

>>90188828
Red cat

they really killed unlucky, bettel could stand to practice it juuuust a little more to get his timing right and he'd knock it out any day

>>90188716
No...

>>90188907
wrong thread

(*´・∀・｀*) what song is this???

>>90187757
Wasn't Bettel the one that spammed Magni with that song?

>>90189052
no, its his off day

>>90189083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ8WlA2GXbk

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go back

>>90189127
Thanks friend (ﾟωﾟ)

>>90188801
built for nee-chan teasing

>return to minecraft
ARE YA LISTENING RUZE

>octalks radio next guest contacted, waiting for reply to confirm attendance

>singing takeem down solo
GO MAESTRO GO
BURN BURN BURN

I love how magni actively killing Holostars even tho he's graduated

OcTalks Radio #2
“Nightmare Before Christmas” Edition Fin!

>opening and welcome
>live song performance (Identity by Kanaria)
>IDOL MEETING
>review of past stream schedules for the month, chatting a bit of gaming preferences and multimedia news
>special guest appearance: Poppet!
>next week schedule quick look
>IDOL MEETING
>live song performance (Lady by Kenshi Yonezu)
>audience submitted questions with guest (Bettel!)
>song performance (Unlucky orisong duet with Bettel)
>#ARMISversary fan projects appreciation (two MVs, story readalong, interactive website exploration p1)
>IDOL MEETING
>Octavio’s Concert Hall (@Octavicord) fan projects appreciation (interactive website exploration p2, reveal of animal welfare charity sponsors & extra projects)
>IDOL MEETING & encore/reprise/repeat/replay song performance (Unlucky orisong duet with Bettel)

No octnews segment this month for all the Holostars projects and merch to >>90184907 BUY BUY BUY THE ARMIS MASCOT PLUSHIES but I will shill it for him! Buy their shit! Support the boys!

>live song performance (Pretender by Official HIGE DANdism)
>next week schedule again & upcoming plans for the month (cover release and more surprises in Dec!)
>live song performance (Take’em Down ARMIS orisong)
>immediate encore performance (Take’em Down ARMIS orisong)
>closing and thanks

OcTalks Radio #1 keynotes >>88290747

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tavishinri SSS duet please

>>90189947
he isn't doing anything

the wine aunt was Shinri all along

>>90189484
Is it going to be Altare or Axel, they're both sort of offline rn

>>90190216
he didn't say, it will be a surprise when announced. altare is down to collab and if it's hosted in late december it will be past his month break, so truly, who knows.

>>90190216
I'm assuming it's Axel since it seems like he's going reverse debut order and Altare debuted first.

>>90190488
He isn't doing a reverse debut order, Bettel was just difficult to get to show up, Tavi had to publicly say that Bettel has not answered him before the clown did

>>90190632
Oh you're right, I thought I remembered VG all being reverse order but it seems like it wasn't.

>>90190850
Order was:
>Gibby (#23)
>Jurard (#27)
>Ruze (#28)
>Flayon (#30)
>Hakka (#31)
>Shinri (Radio1)
>Bettel (Radio2)

>mama will put out a schedule later
>trying to cut back on both hours streamed and days streamed, needs to confer with the boys
>holomarches and starcraft definitely locked in

>>90189947
Sorry but bettel is a grown man and is in complete control of his life. You can go fuck yourself and keep making yourself feel better that I’m some insane villain. That’s why your favs keep saving to associate and hangout with me, right? I’m so done with dipshits like you. Cheers

>raided from mama to Astel getting coached in League
Does anyone know what the League power rankings are, anyway? Bettel seems to be the highest ranked EN but the JP boys seem to play it a lot more. Who are the strongest? Would they obliterate EN in a 5v5?

>>90191806
>Would they obliterate EN in a 5v5?
Hmm, tough one. Bettel/Ruze jobbed over and over having top tier teamwork until realizing in the last hour if they split lanes they could decimate in tandem. Mad Jest Dogz might wreck shop across the board, but JP sweat sometimes can't be beat. Overall there are a few hard sweats and a few casual/occasional players on both sides.

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schizoweekly final wrap up. happy armisversary!

*as an aside, despite ear hort, Bettel has been on somebody's stream 12 days out of this month so far, a tally higher than any month Jan-April. the guerrilla collabs are bumping him, and are also outright kino, so i'm not dooming his ass. go white jester go, row row fight the bacteria.

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auntie rabu, give me a schedule alongside mama you lovable old fatfuck

i think auntie and mama should crush my head between their tits

i'm late to mama's stardew streams but i was worried how he would handle having biscuit still in game. the little "i miss you" he says under his breath each time tugs at my heartstrings. i'm glad he decided not to use that item that removes your pet from the farm.

>>90192550
I didn't even know he was gone

>>90191806
I don't think there are even 5 people in JP who play League. Only Astel and Izuru play it regularly, and out of those two Astel has more experience. He's actually being coached because he'll be in a tourney this week.

I couldn't tell you how he measures up to EN, I don't really watch LoL streams, but Astel will play that shit for ungodly hours.

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>>90186873
awaiting changes to tardsched

>>90193536
I forgot Uyu, he's familiar with League and has played it quite a bit too, but that's still only 3.

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>>90192724
Like this?

>>90193774
yes

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https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1860976371377557878
shinri's schedule!

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schizoweekly upcoming, calling it good enough, goldrex can fuck around and find out later

scheduled tomorrow: Liar's Bar with Jurard, Octavio & indies

chance of guerrilla: Bettel week in review

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your one (1) weekly pilot crumb has arrived, as well as dingo confirmed alive!

Would you rather have a woman pretending to be a man to be part of Holostars or a Hololive girl that wants to work with the boys a lot

>>90194888
>888
we already have a woman and we still love you, maestro

>>90194888
>woman pretending to be a man to be part of Holostars
why would any woman join the holostars branch when you're guaranteed 10x the success in hololive?

>>90194888
>a woman pretending to be a man to be part of Holostars
someone in nijiEN tried but didn't even last long. She now is a successful indie and has interacted with Tavi because of his first cover

>>90195156
that was a tranny though, they come with a lot of mental issues

>>90194374
>death note collab
nice. I assume we'll see the usual indies, will keep an eye out for any announcement on who will be there

>>90193556
he messed up the timezones didn't he

>>90196068
the only clear thing i can see is his dokiapex being listed an hour different from ruze's

>>90194952
No. That would just contradict the entire holostars brand. Imagine if they attract male fans and become the most successful member.

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i miss leader

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>>90196617

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NEW COVER COMING

>>90196896
Oh the girl he played 7DTD with. She has a cute voice.

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>>90184560
oh ya?

>>90196896
>time/tune/mix/master by himself
Hyper-independent psycho twink

>>90197420
It's just league. It's always league.

>>90197420
I'M GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT

>>90197508
I love him but I hate him so much

>>90197487
it's a side effect of being stars's biggest freak

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>>90197508
>>90197617
>>90197620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCTI0P7XtBU
psyche, gottem

>>90197680
Aniki gets to keep his nuts

>>90197708
for another day

>>90197680
Huh they got perms for DQ?

https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1861015601189150867
https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1861015601189150867
https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1861015601189150867

>>90198254
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>90197708
>>90198037
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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>>90198254
>>90198294
fuck that

someone needs to grab dingo by the back of his head, throw him around a little and then rip his hair out, speed up that male pattern baldness that he gave us a sneak peak of at his cooking scuff

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>>90198649
gonna need somebody taller, stronger and with newly unleashed brutality, huh

>>90198745
>taller
>stronger
About that...

>>90198787
sleeping on the floor will remind him of his youthful martial arts and b-boying, all elements of him physical and mental will be unleashed from the current limitations. drunken style aniki doesn't stand a chance

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https://twitter.com/Kitsunemob_/status/1860920996494238186
Full shota for logged in bsky users > https://bsky.app/profile/kitsunemob.bsky.social/post/3lbqsg5xz222w

>>90197680
Holy fuck I can't believe it... I hope he gets 1 clown

>>90198990
TTOTT

>>90198990
Verdant shota > https://bsky.app/profile/kitsunemob.bsky.social/post/3layougg7m22x
Citrine shota > https://bsky.app/profile/kitsunemob.bsky.social/post/3lav433cjj225

>>90198895
sleeping on the floor will make his knees hurt and nothing else

shinri needs to get up and out and become the ronin he was meant to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIT31g_W10U
ARMISland scuffed minecart rollercoaster ride

>>90199499
Absolutely beautiful how it turned into bumper cars halfway thru

>>90163019
I'm backreading but we're so back

kek they shrank the Armis boys

>>90201730
>Jurard
181 cm 178 cm
>Goldbullet
190 cm 188 cm
>Octavio
174 cm 171 cm
>Ruze
184 cm 179 cm

>>90202386 (me)
oh the right arrows didn't work rip

>>90202386
Where'd they post this?
Why do they do this height autism

>>90202571
their official talent pages
https://holostars.hololivepro.com/en/talent?gp=armis

>>90202386
Damn, Ruze got nerfed hard.

>>90201730
3D incoming

>>90202386
>went from three cm taller to one cm taller than jurard and under 180cm
ruze really got nerfed

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>>90202386
>Goldbullet
>190 cm 188 cm
EAT SHIT!

You guys think Octavio's first name is Octave?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octave_(given_name)

>>90203566
It's a reference to the octaves in music. And considering his musical talent, it was intentional on his part.

>>90202386
lmao Jurard's now shorter than Altare

>>90203133
ARMIS 3D ARMIS 3D ARMIS 3D

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>>90203668
Good. He should lower himself more.

>>90203668
nah Altare is still shorter at 176 cm

>>90203668
did you forget that altare got nerfed too? he's no longer 179cm, he's 176cm now.

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Damn. Guess I'll just have to wait for our wedding to see leader in a white suit.
https://x.com/xiayou1104/status/1861017523585724887

>>90203790
>>90203959
Oh, forgot that 179cm was his pre-nerf.
Also wanted to say that they finally made Tavi stop towering over the clown, but Bettel's been unnerfed back to 180cm?

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They shrank inches on the height and added them to the dick. Source? YAGOO told me in a dream

>>90204704
Release the Armis Dildos

>>90204744
Imagine if Armis got them before Tempus. Axel would be so salty.

I hope Altare gets a public suspension for talking shit and making twittrannies get all uppity

>>90204704
I'm presuming Bettel got half his penis taken away, then?

>>90205021
>and making twittrannies get all uppity
you shouldn't talk about yourself that way

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>>90205375
Yea by me

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>>90203477
Ruze is now shorter than Shinri
as he should

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>>90202386
Is this how it is now
>Ruze went from fourth tallest to middle of the road
Oof ouch yipes

>>90205793
>still has altare at 179cm
bad chart

>>90206104
Oh fuck I forgot

>>90205582
ewwtare

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>>90206150
Altare and his stinky ass sweater

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>>90206248
KILL YOURSELF CRACKA

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sillystrings was so good

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Leader LOVE

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soon…

>>90207598
flayon will never be breastfee

>>90207795
i cant believe a roon shot that anon before they could finish speaking

>>90207960
It reminds me of candlejack, I hope he isn't ba

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>>90207960
lies mustn't be spoken lest they bear fruit into fruition

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>>90208091

>>90208091
>Mentioning Flayon kills you
Gradua

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>>90208271
Oh fuck! HE'S HERE, RUN AND SAVE YOURSE

>>90206320
shouldn't hakka's height be without his heels, with heels he's taller than flayon

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>>90209967
??
Did you mistake Rio for Hakka or something

>>90210050
prenerf hakka's height was taller than flayon's

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>>90210050
nta but they're probably confused because of how it was demonstrated

After holostarsPh, Kiichan will also have another flip collab with NijiEN on Friday

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Meow meow meow meow

Regis Fatter
Axel Greasy-ass
Josuiji Pigri
Cownzoin Hakka
Machina Xtop eating so much Mayo-n
Gavis Fattel
Crimzon Roose some weight
Jurard T. Abysmal medical record
Octaviobese
Goldbullet'sstopdousingeverythinginbutter

>>90211441
Altare will kill them all. Total Fat Death

>>90211498
so why does he let old ugly bastards fuck him behind the dumpster?

kill yourself, flip.

What is it with Flips that make them so insufferable

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>>90212453
They were built for the swamp but not actual society

>>90212453
you just have low tolerance

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>>90213072
As anon should

>>90211557
Ugly Bastard x Altare pron is Jewish propaganda

Altare is being fucked by a pack of wild orcs and goblins while he's out RIGHT NOW!

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>>90213442
Wrong, he is fucking the orcs and goblins to death. Like a Goblin Layer, if you will.

Some of you monkeys look real orcish right now. I'll give you 5 seconds to lube your buttholes.

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>>90213647
Goblin Slayer Altare!

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>>90214052
Goblin Slayer uses his shortsword in the goblins' tunnels
Altare uses his "shortsword" in the goblins' tunnels

>>90213647
its true. im goblins

>>90214153
ToT

mating press x flayon

>>90213647
You are typing this while Altare gets turned into a breeding sow for goblins

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>>90216213
Silence STEINBERG

Rpr needs to fill Awwtare with his slav cream, his onahole is acting up

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>>90216740
Stop bringing him up unprompted

>>90216916
alright i'll just wait a week or two until he and axel are in japan and then it'll be ontopic offpako every single day

>>90216916
>Awwtare sister getting pissed people are calling Awwtare what he is

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aniki quest moved up! in 90 minutes!

>>90195258
https://twitter.com/ApolloLikesBugs/status/1861106725232775543
one starfriend confirmed

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>>90217763
Dragon Deez Nutz across (you)r face

>>90217824
thats a shame

>>90217763
Oh nice, he seems really excited about it.

>>90217824
yeah I figured he'd be there, I like his banter. At least one of the globie boys has it on his schedule too so it won't only be indies.
Still wish they had perms for these types of games though... I want mama's pov

>>90218516
Aniki has been stupidly cute the last week, it's so nice to see.

What if you married (oshi's name) and the next morning you wake up and he is a bug like gregor samsa

>>90219814
I proceed to RAPE that bug

Had a nightmare where i was Shota altares teacher and he threatened to give me a false allegation unless i kissed him, you fucks are giving me nightmares

>>90219814
probably a lot of screaming would ensue

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>>90220169
just a kiss? c'mon, who cares, don't be a pussy

>>90220169
one man’s nightmare is another man’s fantasy. consider yourself lucky

What would mascit fusions for shippers look like

>>90220945
Like marriages from f&h

>>90197680
>RPG RPG RPG!!!
>Dragon quest
Fuck off
Toriyama sucks and so does his art
New boys who play real jrpg's when?

>>90221821
Go back to /cbdct if you’re bored

>>90221868
>replying to the anti-videogame “New boys when” schizo

>>90221821
Don't worry, we'll get star ocean 3 in about 60 years or so. Trust the process.

>>90221821
toriyama isn't event the artist for DQIII HD-2D you retard

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>>90221821
>real jrpg
what do you consider a "real" jrpg if dragon quest doesn't count? t. knows nothing about dragon quest other than it's a jrpg series

>>90221821
There is hours upon hours of FF to watch from both Axel and Tavi, no?

>>90222365
its okie roonie, but Dragon quest is like THE JRPG, shit is so fuckin huge in japan its no wonder Axels a fan

AXEL ON THE DRAGON TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCTI0P7XtBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCTI0P7XtBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCTI0P7XtBU

I lost faith in FF after 16. The only FF i'm willing to tolerate is tactics or tactics advance.

>>90222569
According to the title, this is the first time Axel ever play a DQ game, i have my doubts, but then again maybe his father used to play it?

>>90222637
I thought tactics was boomer shit until i actually played it, my list of fave games is a mix of old games and some new games

>>90222365
real jrpg is not ff, not dragon quest, not octopath, not triangle strategy, not saga, not sakura wars, every tales except for symphonia, no mario rpg aside from paper mario 1, and many more that i can't think of now

>>90221821
Some people just can’t stand the thought of not being miserable. Sad.

>retro graphics mode
YEEEEE BOY

>>90222792
what about kingdom hearts?

>>90222661
im actually surprised he hasnt played but, makes sense i guess considering hes an ff boy, growing up i was a DQ/etrian odyssey boy

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>>90222792
>Excludes some of the most JRPG JRPGs possible
>Doesn't name any "real" JRPGs

>>90222792
>even the guy pretending to like jrpgs cant name any
we're doomed

>>90222979
What an ugly climax face

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>>90222792
so does yume nikki count since it's a japanese game made in RPGmaker?

>>90222792
kys retarded faggot

>B looks like a soft cunt
>B is female
KEK

>as his friend i see him as a soft cunt, you know what i mean
Mr. Misogynist and Homophobic rides again

Axel it's okay, women can be just as sexist

>>90223256
Altare has a soft cunt ToT

Axel, our bisexual sexist racist King!

>>90223296
i mean, is he wrong?

>>90223277
Junko Furuta

For a moment I was surprised because I thought Liz was in chat but it was just one of her weird SCers.

I need Zephos to come back in m4rches so that axel can talk to him about how he actually likes soft elf cunt (male) but he LOVES soft elf cunt (female) yaknowhatimeanman

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KEK

>soft bitch boy cunt
TToTT

When will Axel learn how to move his arms...?

> says Real rpgs but Doesn't include
>persona
>digital devil saga
>wild arms
> chrono trigger
( ・∀・)

>>90223588
KEK

>>90223679
dude i cant with persona/metaphor i hate the calendar system so much

Axel's PC is getting cooked

>Have I gotten cancelled yet
Axel is very lucky that no one pays attention to Holostars enough to notice some of the crazy shit that comes out of his mouth

>>90223801
Axel didn't apply for Nijisanji.

>>90223801
Well they tried with GTA Ms. Tenga but anybody who paid attention knew it was all in good spirits, and like you say, outsiders do not give a single shit

>Altare didn't believe in the lucky wallpaper
maybe it would've helped him

>>90223801
Just wish one of the holo girls happy birthday.

>Do you believe that a promise, once made, can under no circumstances be broken?
Well, Altare broke a lot of promises so I don't think so

I am the last straight male Tempira and Armada who can't stand Axel's misogyny

>>90224043
Good point.

When's Shinruze Starcraft

Heroes guild btw

>>90224279
tomorrow >>90194374

>>90224279
Tomorrow

>Killed 2 people
So that's how they dealt with Magni and Vesper

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This is the face of a shameless murderer

>Altare's sad moment hotline
kek

>Altare on the suicide hotline

>>90222792
this and also golden sun is a real jrpg

This whole stream is another case of Axel trying to convince Altare not to graduate

>Altare's grandfather is.. JAPANESE
grandma was a comfort woman..

>>90222979
You say that but most of those are pretty fucking shit. I distinctly remember getting scammed into getting octopath and dropping that shit before chapter 3.

>>90224321
>>90224331
Nice, thanks

why is he talking so much bullshit
sew your mouth shut, dingo

>>90225058
average axel stream, wont stop gushing about final fantasy

>so excited to play DQ3 he couldn't sleep

>>90224920
Octopath was cool even if they could have done more to mix together the different stories
2 being the exactly the fucking same kind of turned me off though even if I liked the qt smug priest

>>90225451
octopath is a cool concept but its soooo poorly executed, they did it a little better with 2 but at the same time its pretty much the same

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>>90224628
so they are all muts

He seems extra retarded today

>Morgan Freeman

>>90225811
He's sleep deprived kek

NIGGA I DONT WANNA HEAR FINAL FANTASY STOP BRINGING UP FF

DEAD NIGGAS

>Wanted to resurrect Magni and Nowa
and you get mad when I say they're dead
>>90226015
he's only played FF in his life, please understand

>>90226090
dont put dick words in his mouth

>>90226093
a little hehe haha

>>90226093
THESE STUPID FUCKIN WESTERNERS GIVING AXEL FF SLOP INSTEAD OF DQ KINO

Papa Syrios is such a weaboo nerd

>>90226407
Anon, this is gonna end like all of Axel's story driven rpg games: with him not finishing or just streaming it 2-3 times and then quit it. pretty sure he will eventually get bored and drop it

>>90226520
I have faith in Kino Quest

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https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1861185669558861845

His poor braincell is struggling

>>90226520
Nah I can see him finishing DQ3, they aren't as story heavy as others, it's very light. He may get tired of the grinding tho

>Magni
>Female
every time..

man he really wants to fuck magni even now huh?

It didn't take long for him to decide to whore Bettel out

didnt take long for him to just be horny huh

>>90227132
yep

>>90227132
that's his secret anon, he is always horny

There's an NPC that explains all the classes but he completely missed it

Still thirsting for the magbutt

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KEEEEK

>>90227399
>User name
Hakka's on his alt account again

>>90227399
>>90227837
>Hakka is a priest
>Hakka is an unrepentant colonizer and sex offender
Checks out

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so close to greatness

He’s reliving the original japan arc…

Maybe if Vesper was bedridden he wouldn't have left

>I guess I’m gonna be tongueing these fuckers out here

>>90228263
is gadabout still a meme class in this version?

I can't wait to see Axel cursing at Magni for hours and hours since he's gonna be almost useless during battles

>gotta check but thinks they might have DQ8 perms

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>>90228550

>>90228550
>PRINCESS MAGUNI YOU BELONG IN GOBLIN SLAYER imminent
kino

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>>90228550
:3

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>>90228670

>the sound effect
If magni gasps and moans like that while jobbing in battle we might actually see the dingo have an aneurysm and stroke out from the rageboner

>Did Magni fucking trip and bruise his knee?
And so it begins... kek

>Bro is tripping up
>But he got that ass so it's okay

>>90228995
sasuga

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I turned on my laptop just so I can post this
UUUUUUUU I MISS MAGNOLIA

>whole party gets hazed out
>vesper the thief steals medicinal herb
>THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU MAN

>>90229194
>"that's my nigga"

Somebody baking or should I load one up?

>>90229539
Feel free to bake get some axmag art

>>90229639
>mag
Nah, but I could go for axel solo or full HQ. Flips are on later but that's just baiting for catalogniggers

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>>90229639
>dead guy in the OP
nah

Axel... SquareEnix hated Cover back then

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https://mega.nz/file/UC5DCC5K#K5mABufRLmNBlluIfJ76Aq3rtRWL9hJ2J4GeLqF9EKo
Yes Axel, there's Magnolia in there.

Perms Hate!

Axel don't give him false hopes