A thread for the Deadly Dork
Remember to love your Mori
>>90210776why she so blurry though
>>90210807That's how much she loves you, Debbie
>>90210776>you'll never leave me right anon... RIGHT
hehehehe
>Live in a country with the second worst birthrates in the world>never leaving Japan>nearing hag status>two cats>possible third cat on the way(how impulsive)>smelly femcelI think it might be over for ya boi...
I have forgotten to love my Mori
Does anyone have that penis skeleton? I lost my image
>>90210807the roofie she slipped in your hot cocoa is kicking in
>>90211310Mori wouldn't sexually abuse me, would she?
>ywn be drugged and date raped by MoriJust end me
She was so cute today. I love her new 3d, aside from mouth not fully capturing her movement, she's so expressive and adorable both in 2D and 3D. Also I'm really curious what 2025 already has planned that she considers it bigger than 2024. We had multiple concert appearances, an anime ED and year before had a song for One Piece.
>>90211624She was insanely anxious at the start of the stream.
>>90211624Gachiakuta opening, song in a videogame (don't ask me one which) and getting more girls pregnant
>>90210653Previous thread: >>90173082//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-ENYT: https://www.youtube.com/@moricalliopeTwitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope #calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilustSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8 //// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aDJqKuZaHcUpcoming stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlZSbBgPvYQ//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4 DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive Shinigami Note (July 20, 2022) EP: https://lnk.to/mcsnph Sinderella (December 16, 2022) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_sdl_ecJIGOKU 6 (August 18, 2023) EP: https://lnk.to/mc_jigoku6 Phantomime (August 16, 2024) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_pt_ec//// Stream DONMAI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41f02t3Yg40//// Mori Store: https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com///// LIVE SHOWMori Calliope 2nd Concert “GriMoire”February 26, 2025 @ Hollywood Palladium, Los AngelesCapacity: 4,000https://grimoire.hololivepro.com///// Live archive: https://rentry.org/3zf6wMori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV Remember to love your Mori. :}
>>90212140which one*
>>90211276She's waiting for Kronii to move there, obviously
>>90212565kronii has the worst case of oneitis, it's even more over for her.
>>90211276It's litterbox day, deadbeat
>>90212140Honestly wouldn't be surprised at all by any of this.
MORI CUTE!
>>90213790Proof?
wait so were these the same collage friends that trick her into getting that shitty piercing?
>>90213972
Mori should play Octodad: Dadliest Catch
>>90210776>AAAAAAAAAAA
>>90211276Old grey morp, she ain't what she used to be...Ain't what she used to be...
All I want for Christmas is her warm laughter and her delectable tits in my mouth
Sometimes I think about meeping.
All I want for Christmas is to morp her gently and **for her to sing the MCR version of All I Want For Christmas Is You**
Mori's nipples.
how was the members? any important details or mentions?
>>90216923Yeah, just watch it
>>90212792>You think Taiga's bad?>Taiga ain't shit.>You're in OUR house meow deadbeat.
>>90210776
>>90214090no, she said she hasn't talked to that person in a long time. These are the former roommates (based on what she has said, 3-4 other girls she rented an apartment with during art college)
>>90217504The same friends that subjected her to DS2
>>90214090>that shitty piercing?Mori's clit piercing...
>>90217864Wft, I hate them now
>>90211050kek
Mori is my wife.
>>90214095Nice
>>90216923Yeah, some sololive info, some fears, some appreciation. Do listen to it, watch it too if you can for the cute expressions.
>>90215616What the fuck?
How far is she in DS2? Less or more than halfway?
>>90221287Most of the way to the second Great Soul, so ~40%ish
>>90221287She made it through Doors of Pharros, not sure how far in that is
>>90210653https://exhentai.org/g/3135026/bb7376edb1/
>>9022134640%?...more suffering...
lmao at this guy
>>90221287Depends if she does dlc, base game is not that long
>>90221369she has Tseldora mines to do with the spider big boss at the end, very shitty boss, then all of Earthen Peak and Iron Keep (with Smelter Demon and Balrog), then she needs to go to Blighttown 2.0 to kill Meatoonly then she can move towards Drangleic Castle which is technically the start of late midgame/early lategameand that's ignoring all DLC content left, each arguably the lenght of Ariandel
>>90222548She's gonna hate Iron Keep. I just finished it on the ps3 version and it was awful, I cant imagine what changes were made for the pc version
>>90210653There's not enough Mori tent shirt art.
>>90222548She's not going to hate the Iron Keep because she has the build to deal with it at this point and the enemies there are vulnerable to strength builds
Ci smile
>>90222958kari-san on the telly!
>>90222850All the knights have really huge aggro range in Scholar
>>90223093
>>90223073I'm using the guts sword too. I made quick work of things but I did not enjoy my time there despite having fun in pretty much all areas before hand
>>90222548Tseldora is kinda shitty for me with its structure but the boss is doable, maybe a little early for her level. Earthen is shitty because of the runbacks and poison. Blighttown 2 is not that bad if you go straight down and find the second bonfire before the boss. Iron Keep is the second worst area in the base game. After Drangleic, there is only the crypt which is meh and Amana which is AIDS. She still needs to do Aldia to get the Ashen Mist Heart to enter the memory and get the affinity of the giant just to fight Nashandra and get the normal ending. Holy shit, what a lame game>>90223073Dude I was using the greatsword too, there is no avoiding suffering the speed and aggro from the samurais and the archers
So is Gigi Mori's new asian wife or adopted child?
>>90224324She's her Gi-friend.
>>90224324She called her girlfriend in their I am not human stream
>>90223639Crypt, Amana, Aldia's and Dragon Aeriealso doesn't she need to do extra shit for the true end (Aldia's fight)?
speaking of GG she mentioned something about wanting to sue a Mori soundboard during LoL streams with Mori's png up lmao.
Mori should play Omikron
>>90225031That would be hilarious
>>90224527soundpost?
>>90224986>also doesn't she need to do extra shit for the true end (Aldia's fight)?Getting the Aldia fight is not *too* complicated, you basically need to speak to him the 3 times he appears. The problem is you need to kill King Vendrick, which is very tedious (you need to get souls of giants) and the runback is a bit long.
https://x.com/sanni1416029/status/1861156866895863914Untagged Deathstar ship art my beloved...
>>90225094I'm not sure if Mori is ready for that level of pure, concentrated Cagekino.
>>90225597>check media tab for more>get UNO'dcool pic tho
https://x.com/bleufld/status/1861181908396200032
>>90225417timestamphttps://youtu.be/st5Hbtw3t4o?t=1988
>>90225597We should see to more tagged art of Suisei kissing Mori as a way to help Mori get over her senpai autism
>>90225031Mori will have that troublesome Gremlin in Shiori's Court if she does something so slanderous! >>90225597More DeathStar art is always good.
>>90225737While the gymwear is great, Bluefield drawing Morp in other outfits is amazing
>>90225853ya that's the good stuff
>>90225597I like their art. Sharp lines, fangs, cool eyes. Also. https://xcancel.com/sanni1416029/status/1852203366228668610
>>90226116I pray he draws her getting plapped or giving a footjob in the OL outfit
>>90226259what the hell is xcancel
>>90225737Based. If Bluefield started drawing more sweat it would make me very happy
>>90226390A way to view Twitter without logging in. Useful for looking through profiles with art at least. Since Twitter itself doesn't show everything or demands an account.
What Ravnican guild does Mori belong to?
>>90226865Mori is Jace when he's the guildpact so she can have sex with a snake lady
>>90226865Rakdos
Which clan of Tarkir would Mori belong to?
>>90227080Sultai
It feels like her new 3D is even better at picking up her physical mannerisms when she speaks. It's very adorable
>>90225094>my wife will never know of the Koopy Sandwhich or David Bowie being in the gameINGTMI
>search "Mori">many results but no Mori thread>search "Reaper">nothing>search "dork">find it immediatelyNaruhodo
>>90227537Her pits are pretty adorable too
>>90227537She seemed pretty frustrated with the performance of the home 3D of the new model today
>Mori's Japanese management asked if it was ok the band has tattoosThat's so fucking funny
>>90227940That is mor of an app problem than model problem. The model is obviously capable of good mouth tracking, but the app can't seem to keep up with it.
>>90227773just search 森
>>90228113funny, but tattoos in general are pretty distasteful
>>90228255Only really in SEA, Japan and the middle east. Most the rest ofnthe world don't take much issue with them.
>>90228131I should get a keycap made with 森 and then program it into my keyboard
>>90228255I think tattoos are cool if they're done cool. There's a difference between a rose or a cartoon character on you ankle and a fuckhuge abstract piece all over your back that's interesting to look at and accentuates your anatomy.
>>90225737>whats the charge officer?>meeping with out a licenses
I'm glad I get to go to bed early tonight
>>90225094Mori should do a watchalong of the compilation and that's it.
>>90228640It's dark souls. It could easily go for 8 hours
That's a Mori!
>>90228727she said her classes are in day hours so I assume a hard-ish cutoff point around 13 JST
so is this cough going to stay with her forever?
>>90229563Might take her 1-2 years to fully recover
>>90229524Today is her Thanksgiving party so I doubt she has lessons, just prep for that
>>90229563not a doctorbeat, but family a member had covid and had that cough for like a year. the difference is that family member was a heavy smoker
Deadbeats
Squishhttps://files.catbox.moe/q8o4mu.png
>>90229881the things I would do to that tummy if allowed
>>90229881We need more art of Mori with a cute pudgy tummy, also more pregnant art as well
R-chan is Rachie no?
>thinking her cats refer to her as "Mommy"ya it's actually over
>>90230027Rachie is SEA. I doubt she went to university with mori
Her stream keeps buffering for me recently, is it on her side?
>>90230600Fine for me. Youtube been shit lately
>>90229563'fraid so
>>90230027No this is R-chan https://youtu.be/_yPyrjZvOcA
meeping my Mori rn
I'm tired of her having this fence sitter tangent all the time
>>90231291>fence sitterjust like her fav content creator
>Mori talking about the Mouthwashing fandom and comparing it to the Undertale fandomI doubt anything that has happened so far compares to baking needles into cookies and gifting them to an artist they hate at a con. Or was that the Steven Universe fandom? It’s been a long time lmao
>Still watching the last Dark Souls 2 VOD while watching the livestream that's going on right nowI'm ngmi
>it's a slog
>>90231463welp there goes the thread, kek
>>90231463Yeah but it's a good kind of slog like the ZFS SLOG right
She saw it
get the fuck out of here mori
>>90225597She saw it
>>90231556>good slog
>>90212565This?
>>90225597she's so fucking here
Deathstar bro's not like this...
>>90231415That was Undertale.The SU fandom just doxxed and swatted and sent death threats as I recall.
>>90230600It's been smooth for me, might be a regional thing
>>90231694Weather coast of Canada always seems fine
I'm going to say it I don't think she likes this game as much as the other games in the series but doesn't really want to say it since DS2 fans really love their game
>>90231897She basically said as much last stream of it
>>90231897gee what gave it away
JFC this boss is so shit
>>90231897oh man you really think so
>>90231665Big fucking deal, the Avatar fanbase on /co/ killed a guy
>Titanite Slab from that fightWhat a strange game
>>90232178shouldn't have made korra such a shit avatar
>>90232309but Korra is hot so I don't care
I honestly really love all the weird enemies that DS2 throws at you. 1 and 3 are kinda too reliant on subtypes of knights as enemies and Elden Ring finally had them going back to a bigger variety
>goes break after getting raided intoMori please, you couldn't have picked a better time
>>90231897It’s a bit reductive, but this game is like they thought everything bad or annoying about DS1 was the point and not the result of half the game being rushed.
>>90232309Korra could have been okayThe real shit was pro fucking bending, what the fuck were they thinking?
>>90232609Bruh she got raided like 20 minutes ago
>>90232609even after 4 years she's one of the worst streamers in the branch
very organic post right there
>>90232609Why do you care
>>90232962I want to see her grow and succeed outside of music creation
>>90232609Yeah that triggers me too She'll bleed like 500-1k viewers for no reason other than being AFK for like 4 minutes
>>90233101She lost a whole 600 and that was because 2 other streams started.
>>90233086Tough shit retard. Go put in a micromanager application so you can police when your favorite streamers get up to piss
Mori peed cutely
>>90233244That "s" is doing heavy lifting
Would Mori think it'd be endearing if I asked her to kill spiders for me?
>>90233145Drop-off is guaranteed when there's 4-way overlap but she extubates it by leaving for like 3 minutes This convo is better saved for /#/ so I'll end it here
>she showed me her hole
>if Mori had her way, there would be no booty slappingThis must not come to pass
>>90233101I would unironically slap the shit out of anybody who admitted to making posts like these in LA, and that's a promise
>>90233419Save it for the fucking toilet. I'm gobsmacked by you people
>>90233475Do you want to meet up after the sololive and meep?
>>90233547You can't handle all of this
>”Some people like pits,”>”That’s true,”That’s a soundpost if I ever heard one.
>"Alot of people likes pits"Yeah, me
I've come to the conclusion that I fuck with the Donmai video but the mouth flaps are really bad compared to before. I remember noticing it during her GILA GILA performance too. Maybe I just have to get used to them..
>>90233165I will station myself so instead of standing up she can simply piss in my mouth
Mori is tossing sallad
Watching DS2 has made me realize it's a lot like the Blair Witch 2 of the Souls series
>”It’s super sticky,”I’m going to be weird and no one can stop me….
haven't watched in a bit does she usually say chat now I thought that was kind of weird doesn't she say deadbeats most of the time?
arachnophobes don't look
This a high moment in DS2
>>90234849Really?
>>90234882It's a memorable boss
>>90234849is this why because the spider can shoot beams?
>>90234967>this passes as a memorable boss for DS2grim
>>90234849You CAN'T be serious lmao
>>90234849More like a wet fart
i forgot there was a dude in here
Please tell me she's almost out of soulslikes debbies
>>90235311we still go demon souls to go
>>90235311Just bloodborne and Sekiro, but those are good.
I swear she says this shit on purpose lol
>>90235363Don't think she will do Sekiro
>>90235363Sekiro isn't a souls game
Kronii and Irys grind their pussies on calli's leg well they tickle her feet. (that she said she was embarrassingly ticksh)This shit had me leaking pre cum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWSQADUDL58
>>90235535Wut she say?
>>90235760That was one of the hornyest things I've seen in a EN collab. I'm not sure how it happened without alchohol.
>>90235760That shit was awesome, it just happened outta nowhere lol
>>90235914Imagine what a drunk Deathclock offcollab would look like
>>90235760You can tell that Kronii and IRyS know her well since they were genuinely taken aback that Mori was down for them sitting on her lap
wow this dragon seems like a really shitty and unnecessary softs addition
can't wait for her reaction to how shitty Shrine of Amana is
>>90236340Why did this artist stop drawing Deathclock porn?
I've always found it a bit funny how Orenstein shows up in every souls game in some fashion, but Gough, Ciaran, and even Smough are basically just buried after DS1
>>90237114Gough and Ciaran didn't have cool boss fights that stand out in people's memories. As for Smough...HE'S FAT!
>>90236556>toss in Old Dragonslayer in base game because...>lol but no dragons?And at that moment Tanimura had a brilliant idea
Well, DS2friends? How are you liking it?
>>90237199Smough's jacked
Ornifex SFM porn was such a cool time for monster-fuckers
>milky udders
>>90237943yummy
>you will never spike her drinks with domperidone and thistle for a month and fool her into using a breast pump for a few hours daily as an exercise tool in order to harvest that Mori Milky goodnesseven? live why
>>90238174>domperidone and thistleWhat?
I just beat Celeste earlier today I really think Mori would like that game while it isn't as hard as Jump King the platforming is still pretty tough
>>90238852Sana herself tried getting Mori to play it, it won't happen unless she gets curious
>>90238719
>>90236936Do you mean there's more than just that one?If so do you have a link?
why are dead beats like this?
>>90239977We like making Mori laugh
>>90238719A drug and a herb that make girls' tits swell up with milk regardless of pregnancy if used with the correct physical inducement: you use the drugs/herb and suckle on the nipples for a few weeks the mammary glands will start to produce milk.Playing the sounds of a crying infant will help expedite the process.Not joking btw, women are simply human cows and their milk should be sold in stores for coffee, milkshake and icecream use.>Mori brand butter
>>90240885I want and need Mori milk and ice cream
>Mori at the deadbeat gangbang
finna open up some Creighton holes
>>90240969me on the right
Why does this game have such shit bosses
gay fembeats are delusional
>>90240969dibs on her pussy
That boss was a higher point than the spider one
>>90241042Devs underqualified and out of time
ds2 bosses are a fucking joke...
>>902411469am Moom, you can't just keep calling every most recent boss the "high point"......
>>90241146that was a high point in this game?
>>90241268Skeletons elevate everything
>>90241042>Wah these bosses are too easy>Wah these mobs are too hardGod you people are insufferable
>>90241733>People say true things>Get madWhy are you like this?
>>90241733None of the bosses have been difficult so far
>>90241733Not even Mori likes your game
yeah I'm thinkin this is a shit game
>>90242284I think stuff like that stone annoys mori more than anything lmao
>https://www.youtube.com/@CanonChabu/featuredThis person just raided Morp, your thoughts?
>>90242809BUY BUY BUY
>>90242809im going to check those asmr later
>>90242894>leg ASMR>fanbase reflects oshifuck kek
>level 94I have no memory of what level you end this game around
>>90243954I think like 160-170 is pretty standard.
Illegal neko on stream
I wonder if he responds to ghost cat.
That was so fucking cute
cool cat
>>90244314Cool cat with a cool hat, neat
DS2bros explain yourselves
that death just personified everything about her peanut brain kek
>>90244654Turns out mindlessly backing away from an enemy without even checking what's behind you is a bad idea sometimes
>>90244709Okay but how was she supposed to expect a bottomless pit to appear like that
>>90244654>>90244709Don't forget constantly forgetting to switch off one-hand for bosses, not clearing mobs while waiting, and blindly missing the books to hide in
>>90244709Why does the circular track that we've seen a chariot maneuvering inside of have a giant chasm in it
>>90244709She didn't have to if she just lets her stamina bar fill up instead of spamming attacks so she can afford to dodge this boss' 2 moves
>>90244709>Turns out mindlessly backing away from an enemy without even checking what's behind youOk but why the FUCK is there a bottomless pit in the middle of the boss arena? kek
>>90244951The actual answer is so you have to go the long way around to get the lever.
>>90244951An arena that seems like a solid circular track because there is a fucking boss rolling around it the whole time and the pit is on the other side where you never see the boss jump unless you go the wrong direction lmao
>>90244838There's a pit directly to your right when you enter>>90244917>>90244951For sick jumps obviously
Don't give up, skeleton!
I live in LA and I'm literally not going
>>90245160good for you
>>90245160that's ok "deadbeat"
>>90245160It's in Hollywood, not LA you fucking retard
>>90245160Yes because you are too poor
>>90245160Yes you ARE, bitch
>>90245295
>>90245160i don't live in La and I'm not going either
>>90245160oooh... you want to go sooo bad...
What is the best airport to arrive to for the concert, there are like 5 in the area
>>90245598Probably LAX
Deadbeats that do not go to the concert will have to wait in the shoebox and play League
>>90245673what if can't get a ticket?
>>90245749Not even a streaming ticket?
>>90245749Has it sold out already?
>>90245749
>>90245815Tickets don't go on sale for a few weeks
>>90245749Defeat another deadbeat in combat and pry their proof and ticket from their cold dead hands
>>90245598Burbank is usually the recommendation
>>90245801Oh a streaming ticket for sure
That pit was 1000% bullshit lmao
Here comes the best boss in this game.
>>90246499This game honestly feels like if the devs thought Pin Wheel was unironically good and decided to make him into 20 extra bosses
>>90237584>the wearer's head is in the armor's neck areaKek
She talks about "the runbacks" like they're all as bad as blue smelter demon when in reality they're typically no worse than DS1 or DS3, and not as cruel as DeS
So what's the deal with Iron Keep?
>>90247969She's never played Demon Souls. And the bad runbacks of DS2 are REALLY bad compared to the bad ones in DS1 and 3 even if they don't hold a candle to the ones in DeS.
The Iron Keep filtered the other Tiddy monster of HololiveWill Mori will succeeded were Dancho failed?
>>90248099Mori is that stubborn
Iron Keep bros...we go blueballed
>>90247969most of it comes from chat reinforcing her with negative opinions they read on the internet
>>90249141nigga she's experiencing it
>>90249141Of course, it can't possibly be that we've all played DS2 and that it's our opinions based on our own experiences. Fucking bellend.
>>90247969If Stakes of Marika didn't exist Elden Ring would have the absolute worst by far
>>90249141You have somehow tricked yourself into thinking nobody played DS2 and didn't experience it for themselves
I'm kinda suprised she is talking about the details of the outfit already lmao. It's supposed to be a "suprise" when it happens.
>>90249281that's cause ER skimped on good level design due to its open ended and sprawling structureDS2 just had a crap team
>>90249366Wasn't the only reason why her NUO was a surprise was because UMJ didn't know that was a tradition until the last minute
>>90249366It's not going to be a 3D outfit. Listen to her in the members. She gets it in advertising but not as a 3D to keep it under budget.
>>90249281Sometimes they were nice but mostly they were redundant, I would have been happy without them. They stretch and compromise the conception of the game too far in the direction of a boss rush game with scenery in between. I think they were added late in the game's design because the catacombs already put their boss doors close to the entrance with its mandatory grace.A lot of players would have been filtered without the stakes though.
>>90249613Some of the later self-contained dungeons would have been an absolute menace without Stakes. Imagine dying on Hero's Grave boss and having to brave the lava chariot gauntlet each time kek
>>90249495Man you are fucking retarded lmao.
>>90249141very defensive replies to this
>>90249792>say dumb shit>get called a retardWhat did you think was going to happen?
>>90249792Pretending we all haven't played DS2 makes you look really dumb
>>90249792literally can't cope that DS2 is ass and Mori thinks its mediocore.
>>90249822ive never seen someone get this mad over a videogame
>wake up to a Mori stream>go to bed after a Mori streamlife is good sometimes. sleep well /morig/
How many Anya raids is this? I think she likes her
>>90249366Everyone knows how it works, we've had so many Sololives recently where you could see it. No point in pretending this is not going to be an outfit.>>90249281Not really? I think of "major" bosses only Astel has a stake instead of grace. Most ER important bosses have a grace within 5 seconds of running from their arena. Placidusax and Fire Giant are two with "longest" ones and Fire Giant is still like 15 seconds. Open world is a bit more uneven, some areas are a bit sparse and some(Like Caelid/Swamp of Aeonia) have a comical amount of them. Some catacombs have them but it's mostly those that didn't place the door to the boss close to the entrance bonfire like Hero Graves ones.
>>90244951If you lame it out and plink away with arrows when his health gets low enough the horse fucks the jump and you just walk over and hit him once to make him fall in the pit
Anya cute
>>90250106Yeah, it's honestly awesome how many cool little things like that they have in the game. Kinda wish she got grabbed by the Covetous Demon because the gear strip is hilarious
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https://youtu.be/rlZSbBgPvYQ?t=14208I wonder what even prompted her to say this.
>>90250701Maybe had to pee?
>>90245295Hollywood is LA. It's West Hollywood that's a separate municipality
https://x.com/mwamjapan/status/1861272540804698173Wolfman has spoken
What color are Calliope Mori's nipples?What is their exact diameter?
Mori reminds me of Mariah Carey a lot
