A thread dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold!Doki X Doki! Edition~>Her Youtube channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@Dokibird>Her Twitch channelhttps://www.twitch.tv/dokibird>Her VOD channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@DokibirdVODs>Her Twitterhttps://twitter.com/dokibird>Her Shophttps://dokimerch.com/>STREAM Drift Away Dokibird's coverhttps://youtu.be/FRl9gMUQh7U?si=g3kqVTj7UkkwBaIZ >STREAM The Final Heist MVhttps://youtu.be/zq5KzE4gx6I?si=uatIdcUsvfrq_ZgR >OP Saucehttps://x.com/THE_RIRITH/status/1861555074050183488Previous thread: >>90399503>>The Selen Tatsuki Archives (Every achievement/memory is still hers, they can't take that away!)https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-4fUzZTpYRBFJq7zIBdC4Su9_Q_Z3tEthttps://mega.nz/folder/tDQFRADQ#wHu-EgSPIlSnHbal0_lN7whttps://mega.nz/file/pX8kQRTI#bmKDIWRZ4E5HgQU1T5wO-_Z6-6FbidWlkMx8bxhjGwUhttps://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w>STREAM Fly High Selen Tatsuki's Original Song & MV (Reupload)https://youtu.be/lDgy_IJyZNA?si=jsLjFUYk3RSNypkF https://gofile.io/d/fm7vlM>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee Selen Tatsuki's Cover & MV (Reupload)https://youtu.be/L88r98G4YiM?si=M2XEika5sZ1JIEG7 >Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery!!https://selentatsuki.itch.io/tatsuki-manor-mystery>Our Divegrass team pagehttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//HAHA/>Divegrass suggestions poll. Got any ideas for the team? Send them over!https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/KSv8HgulFlTfxE+jbdCtmerY51Xn7h0rL5PMTI94qvA/>Don't be a Dumb Goon and reply to (or even just give attention to) every single bit of bait, shitstirring, tribalism, and/or dramafaggotry out there. Be a Smart Goon, Ignore it and Move on! (Report if you have to though!)
Here's the schedule!
Also, Apex custom squads.
Bed time so I can catch stream today lol
>>90438332Dokimint lov-Wait..
>>90438332What one is being controlled by Doki and what one is being controlled by Mint
>>90438922One is Mint and the other is an unwilling Wisp.
I didn't even participate in NNN, where's my special Doki visit? Have I been scammed?
>>90439451Mint came out of your TV and sucked you off in the sleep. NNN failed.
>>90439527I don't have a TV and I've still yet to receive my government mandated Doki visit.
>>90439789What do you mean no TV?.. O-okay, it was the well in your yard. You d-d-do have a well there right??
Silent Hill frame up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHOZ7XYiCQUPart 6/∞
>>90439825I... I have a water tap, does it count?
>>90439825My uncle does, but it's been in a sorry state for years and he lives 6 hours away.
Woke up in a cold sweat.My first thought was Doki should say fuck it and finish Atomic Heart.Back to bed...
Hoowee the board might go a bit faster it seems, hopefully we can survive.
>>90439859Sweet
>>90442691One of those days, huh.
>>90445894Yeah, it's definitely One of These Days. I rate it slightly higher than Echoes. You just can't beat that bass riff.
>>90438467Filian cat!
>>90438332Two Dokis... kissing...
>>90446249Eh
Badump
>>90451261>>90453204Spankable
I missed last night's stream, and I woke up to a clip of doki dead set on shooting Hitler's ball.I regret skipping her stream...
>>90454439Goon... it was a fun as fuck stream overall.
>>90444278Dooby is so small lmao
>>90454895I'll definitely check out the vod. Missing it live doesn't mean I should skip out on watching my oshi doing CBT with a gun
>>90456065Cognitive Behavioral Therapy? When did Doki get her license?
>>90456065Also snipping a target at five meters...
>>90451261>>90453204DOKILEN ASS
>>90447302Doki is her own biggest fan
>>90456065>CBT with a gunDoki cover of this when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X5NyZCAwNc
>>90458439Lmao
>>90458439She MIGHT, knowing her lmao
>>90444278Tiny
>>90458439>>90460279Karaoke maybe
>https://x.com/jioflowers/status/1862197426565915137
>>90463381Warm bird!
>>90463381Cute and warm bird
>>90438332SELFSEX KINO
Doki relatively soon
>>90447302>Ctrl+F>kissIt's just that easy.
How many cute screams will we get today?
>>90466342Kek!https://x.com/dokibird/status/1862590434830426292
https://x.com/ShiroriArts/status/1862574048112435711
>>90466750(me)Too scared to post the art incase of jannies, but see-through Doki!
>>90466342>>90466631Kek
https://vxtwitter.com/Laimulicious/status/1862583492875284643 Quick pre-stream reminder that we are two days away from fellow sloppy sister Laimu's winter outfit debut! If it doesn't clash with any potential Doki stream then you better show up and cheer her on!
https://vxtwitter.com/ikiroutah/status/1862587344257269913 Sweater Doki!
>>90466931Sex Ferret>>90467054Cute
Doki EXTRA soon!
We're also one week away from the start of the Divegrass Before Christmas unofficial invitational event. We'll find out who and when we'll be playing on the 3rd. It's gonna be our first bit of divegrass action in many months, and our first chance to check out PES 17 (which we're not even sure is gonna be used for the next /vt/ league yet). Remember to check out the cryptpad poll in the OP if you have any last minute suggestions!
>>90467137Looks like she just got back from her D.A.D. walk. Should be starting shortly!
>>90467322Nice!
>>90466931Oh nice she's streaming as wel-Is that Jeff Bezos?
>>90467449Now that you mention it...
We're live!
Starting Now!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHOZ7XYiCQU&ab_channel=Dokibird
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHOZ7XYiCQU
>>90466342There something funny about him being killed by a shot to his one ball
>>90467449Yes lol
Oh she sounds tiiired.
>>90467054My beloved!
>>90467684Cute Ferret!
Doki...
Jesus Christ, Doki
>>90467322nothing for this run but I've got a text file with some player ideas for next proper season>WHAT'S A WHOLE NUMBER (either the girl who shanked in AYSTA5G or a giant number "2")>Sloppy Sisters (Mint/Lime/Snuffy all riding on top of a giant burger or Sloppy Joe)>L Rizz (Aiko from Huniepop with black censor bars that don't TOTALLY cover everything)>This Shot Could End the War (Sniper Elite Hitler, transparent, every organ exploding)
God she's so dumb...
can doki get anymore retarded
Doki so dumb... I CAN FIX HER
Dorkbird...
I love my dumb "cool at 36C" oshi.
>>90467807>>90467814>>90467831>>90467843>>90467872>>90467873>>90467880cant watch, what did the dum bird do
>relapsing back into DeadlockDoki...
>still playing deadlockNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>90467890Gradually set the AC all the way up to 36C but forgot to change the setting from cooling, so for a whole month it was doing nothing helpful.
>>90467890She kept trying to heat her apartment by turning the aircon target temperature up instead of the heater.
>>90467890She thought she turned on her heater but actually had the A/C on blast and was confused why it's cold
>NOOOO, WHY DON'T YOU PLAY OUR GOYSLOP?
>>90467828Thanks for the suggestions! Added them on your behalf so you don't need to submit anything yourself for now.
>you know gfe? I'm raising-a-child experienceI'M OK WITH THIS
>Raising A Child Experience>RACEreally makes you wonder
>>90468165RACE vtuber...
She's so feminized now. I used to hate her but now she's my most watched.hotpants CUTE
>>90468157>>90468165KEKMy daughterwife Dokibird!
>>90468247Based converted goon!
That was the shortest life update in a while, and straight into a game she's deathly afraid of.I'm proud of Doki!
>>90468247Oh I love this art, source? I think I recognize the artist, her dokis are really cute>I used to hate herIt's pretty much mixed now though most of the masculine doki is a few extremely active artist, just try to support all the feminine doki art you see
>>90468247Based Dokimint enjoyer.
>>90468247Putting aside the fact that first sentence has been used in a lot bait posts involving both Calli and Kronii...Glad to hear it bro!!
>>90468247but she hasn't changed at all
>>90468204Dokistappen is becoming more real with each passing day...
I wish Doki stepped on me for free...
>>90468480https://vxtwitter.com/oshiSPARK/status/1862592634474144100 It's Renkkai!
>YOU ARE A WHORE!kek
spider ma'am
I love how she beats the shit out of those monsters while whimping lmao.
>>90468411>>90468715Goons it's a meme. I love this bird.
Overdose on meds...
>NO, NOT THE WOMEN!>TOO MANY WOMEN AAAAAHHHH
>>90469827She just want one!
How can the Hill be Silent if this yellow bird keeps yapping?
>>90470195She is yapping in horror though...
Doki voice crack!
>she is a shankerOh no... it's fucking London...
>you are all free nowhttps://youtu.be/_yYS0ZZdsnA
>>90470815KINO
destroyed balls yesterdaystopping gangbangs today
I have no idea if she's making progress but this has been fun to watch
PUSSYBIRD
She's so scared that she'll probably finish this game around Christmas...
Accidentally right answer?
>"Did I do it?"
>>90472452>Doki's luckHow does she do it?
>You chose a good hole!
>
>>90472472Main character buff.
ENTER "Daddy"
>DADDY
Gonna be honest 'Doorman' looks kind of ridiculous...
She doesn't have much right bros?Just this labyrinth area and the hotel left iirc. Going by original tho.
>>90472934It's like a cross between a raptor and that toilet monster from Look Who's Talking 2.
>>90473060Assuming it's not much larger yeah
>>90473060Yeah. Labyrinth is a bit larger in comparison to the original, but the hotel is about the same length or even shorter. I thought the Eddie boss fight in the remake BTFO'd the one in the original personally
Those were THOTS
>>90472934>>90473086it's supposed to be a man raping his daughter, which is Angela's trauma of abuse.It's why she ends up murdering him, and why her "silent hill" is always on fire and burning because it's her personal hell she thinks.She even says that she won't be seeing her mama when she goes up the stairs.
>>90473783Based Lorechad.
How long is the labyrinth?
Horror games are not my cup of tea so I'm having a hard time keeping up with the stream.
>Doki solving the puzzle this easilyHuh?
>>90474663DAD must be helpin her out.
and there it is 2hrs
>>90474689her dog is helping her?
Aw she made some good progress but I guess this is a good spot to tap out for now
>>90474780Good progress unironically
>>90474785How else would she solve a puzzle so quickly? With her brain?
X
>We'll DEFINITELY finish it next time
>she will finish the game in the next SH2 streamDYRBI?
>>90474785Doki brain small. Doggo brain not so small
Bye Doki...
Until next time Doki...
Bye doki!Custom tomorrow, I hope it goes well...
Bye Doki... next week she will end SH in one stream for realsies this time It will be in two streams lmao
Bye Bye Doki, she will definitely finish Silent Hill 2 next stream guys right? Right!?Anyway, see you *tomorrow* for the Custom Doki...
Good luck bird
>>90475888Dokiboard...
>>90473295shocked bird!
Love this crow https://x.com/surume_334_/status/1862493594562830594
>>90481184So cool
>>90481184Crowki... a crow is ok too.
>>90481462Until they open their mouth and just go.CAWWWWWWW!
>>90481184CROWKI SEXO?
Membie Wallpaper's up now!
>>90485267Nice
>>90485267Dokiboard!
Well, I hope next month is a better one
>>90485267sweet
>>90488211Kitty!
>>90488211Dokikitty!
I'll be heading to Bed soon now bros, see you all tomorrow for the Custom...Goodnight Goons~
>>90490425GN goon o7
>>90467054Cute! bald ears lol>>90485267Nice!https://youtu.be/-E-nUrq8v30>>90490425Good night.
>>90490425Rest well Dragoon!
>>90490425sleep tight dragoon
>>90492468eepy bird
>>90490425GN goon.
https://x.com/ltl_i1/status/1862562511674806360
>>90496726bunnybird!
>>904967261 eye Bunnybird...
>>90498113SLEEPY!
>>90498113sleepy bird.... cute >>90496726bunny bird sexo
>>90501515Why is Saloon laughing?
>bang
>ACK
Heh
>>90502802She laugh to hide the pain...
>>90502802She saw a funny
>>90507309Sewen!
>>90507309Stealth dragon...
>>90481184Damn, Human Crowki is cute.
Just watch the Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader stream. Funny as hell, lots of great moments.Doki's stat block is so wack. She knows who Gregor Mendel is, and knows baout the Ottoman Empire, but doesn't know what a whole number is.This hippus, happus, hoppus question was the funniest shit ever.
>>90510086The whole number thing is a classic case of not knowing that there's a specific term for something that everyone obviously knows. Drop the 'whole' part and I guarantee you she'll have answered immediately. Seeing her panic because of it was funny as hell though.
>>90510086History is fun, math is boring, school fucking up any fix to that is the result. Nothing new from me.
>>90510538That depends on the school and the teachers you end up with. Until I got into EU4 I thought history was the most boring shit imaginable, whereas math was a lot of fun for me until geometry and trigonometry became a thing.
>>90510086Heh
Frame for her POV is up btw bros!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tU6ZBhR0hM&ab_channel=Dokibird
>>90512921Nice!
Birthday in another lifetime...https://twitter.com/dokibird/status/1862844194533842963
>>90513469Heh, sure thing Doki...https://x.com/dokibird/status/1862844711725355050
>>90513469Happy birthday, Selen.
https://vxtwitter.com/parupo1467/status/1862846640052428996 JPgoon Parupo's Selen shrine...
>>90513469Man.... Love you Selen....
>>90513469>>90513963>>90513601>>90513506
Badump! Happy Birthday Selen!
https://twitter.com/WetHoneybadger/status/1862859128411942941
>>90514453
Despite everything, she really LOVED Selen.Even more than we all did.This custom is for her.
>>90517295No matter the skinsuit, she will always be a real diamond.
>>90513469https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilLEuwH4hws
eepy...
>says she only has ONE birthdayis she... retarded?
https://twitter.com/Loshi_CM3D2/status/1862681303944241575
>>90517295Shee, I didn't realize the timing. No fury like Doki scorn'd.
>>90518822The wiki said she has so many because she's taken so many identities she can't remember which is her real one - so she just picks one.
>>90519072it's also why her name is "maple" because she just liked the name lmao
>>90513469>>90514453>>90517295I personally don't really understand this and i feel like people who constantly think about the past are weird, but i can tell how special being Selen was to her.Happy birthday to the purple dragon, 2023 her would be so proud of what she's accomplished so far
>>90520239You've never had a job you genuinely enjoyed and are thankful for kickstarting what you wanted to do in life and (somewhat) miss it even through the bad times?Without ourple, she never would have the viewerbase she has right now.She's just sentimental about it bro, same way Mint is. It was a dream come true, even if it crashed down in the end.
>>90520239Yeah, it's specifically only in Selen's case that I'm willing to make an exception, mainly because ours is a good fanbase rallied under the banner of a wonderful person. It's not the skinsuit that matters, but the tomato underneath, yet we've still made fond memories with Selen just as she made with us and that's something that deserves to be celebrated.
>>90520334NTA but no. The very reason I'm currently in the middle of a career break is because I have next to no good memories of my previous jobs. My first one in particular was so nightmarish that drawing mental parallels between it and Selen's situation when I was first hearing about it in January is actually a big part of why I tuned in to Doki's return stream and became a dragoon despite previously not being a vtuber fan. Doesn't mean I don't get how she feels, but if it was anyone other than her and her fanbase I'd understand it way less.
>>90520334>You've never had a job you genuinely enjoyed and are thankful for kickstarting what you wanted to do in life and (somewhat) miss it even through the bad times?NTA but life is not that simplei have not held a real full time job since 2015
>>90520779>>90520806anons... I...
>>90513469I got a bit emotional seeing this. Sorry for the blogposting. I never watched Selen. I wasn't into VTuber back then, and I refused to watch niji out of principle when the 2% yab first came out. I had an inkling they were a dogshit company.I learnt about Selen from the bits and pieces people brought up in this general. She sounded like a genuinely great person and pleasant to be around, and she still is as doki. I feel bittersweet that I only learnt more about Selen after all the shitshow. It feels wrong that it took a catastrophic event for me to start caring and watching Doki. At the same time, her dragoons are always there to support her no matter which character she is playing speaks volumes about how amazing she is. I am happy that I found Doki, and I'm happy she is thriving and doing a lot better now.Happy birthday Selen. Thank you for being an amazing purple dragon.
Happy birthday SelenThis is the oldest Selen related pic I have saved (from July 28 2021)
Firefighter doki hard at work.
>Mrs dokibird, a second EU player has hit the custom
>>90520685No...
>>90520334>You've never had a job you genuinely enjoyed butI had a job exactly like that actually, down to the part where i was underpaid and then told i was "negligible" even though i probably made the company truckloads of money over and above my job description. I sorta got suspended for a bit, then pretty much quit shortly afterwards and now my life is exponentially better than ever...financially at leastWhenever shit happens to me, i personally prefer to erase that part of history from my life and start from a fresh page.Although like i said, i appreciate that other people can feel nostalgic about their pasts and i know Doki would have wanted to be purple forever if it was up to her.
>>90525194y-you know you dont have to post in the third person here, right doki?
>>90525240Like streamer like chat i guess?There's a reason why her story resonated so much with me to begin with
>>90522207KEKThat was a classic.
https://x.com/Mioami_/status/1862347596624498793Seems her Sniper Elite clip has gone Viral, 1 Million+ views in a day
>>90513469Sewen...
>>90513469HAPPY BIRTHDAY SALOON!
New Doki short involves her Ballshot on Hitler too!!https://youtube.com/shorts/EydLAq34Joc?si=_C9-uOgmyZsWbC6H
>>90528388Doki is OBSESSED with hitlers balls!
>>90526007>>90528388KEKWorth all the girillion tries.
>>90528388Lmao
>>90528388Do you want doki to be obsessed with you at the expense of getting your testicles shot?
If we die before the custom ends we should use a dokilen art for OP
>>90530894That would imply that I'd somehow end up starting a world war...
>>90513469
>>90530949I think it's very likely it will, or at least not long after it starts. Any suggestions?
>>90530949>>90531507I think this one is nice.https://x.com/bastioned_nest/status/1758645310513946983
>>90530949>>90531507ENTER
>>90531893>>90531909The difference kek
>>90531893Higher quality version.
>>90531507https://x.com/Usny/status/1772497532297363639
>>90531507I like this but I don't have the source
>>90532229https://twitter.com/Cgator4/status/1827511235820327353
>>90532229I vote for this one
>>90532229I wanna sex Saloon while Doki watches
>>90532229I wanna sex Doki while Saloon watches
Birthday Art up for download too bros!!https://x.com/dokibird/status/1862969408622080457
https://twitter.com/dokibird/status/1862969408622080457
>>90533513>>90533670That's me on her head!
>>90533513>>90533670Me with the birthday cake.
>>90533513>>90533670That's me on the box in the back!
>version with a special message in membersGetting the feeling that Doki's feeling quite emotional today. All the more reason why I hope the Apex event will be a good one.
>>90533873My bird wife...
>>90467054That's a sausage
Doki don't be so daft...
>>90534167Bros...
>>90534167>my dragoonsI love that she says it like that every time. There's a real tinge of sweetness to it.
>>90533873feel like these next few months are going to be very emotional for Doki
>>90534665We'll be with her every step of the way.
>>90533513>>90533670Nice!
>>90534665Exactly what I was thinking...I really hope her event goes well, she's been working hard for these and with a lot of struggles, on top of that all the emotion this month carries for her...
>>90535262Let's hope this winter will be a cozy one and she'll get the chance to relax and destress for a while after the concert.
>>90534167>>90534665
>>90534167Your existence itself is the best gift for me, doki...
So are we still allowed to uuu-post after today?
Board is going to start moving very fast again probably.
>>90540137What the fuck.
>>90540429Jesus. Back when I tried to get into Holo she was the one I liked the most. Actually, didn't she literally follow Doki on twitter the other day?
>>90540429Is it official or just panic
>>90540635Official in the sense that it's pretty obvious but we haven't technically heard the announcement yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DolP8msG14
>>90540429Not confirmed yet; let's not start causing issues. If it is a graduation then /#/ is already going to be out for blood considering she's one of their main figureheads, I really don't want to draw attention to us on what should be a happy and fun night.
>>90540969UhhhI'm just saying what's going on, no one is causing issues. And if some numberfag plans to start shit they were gonna do it regardless of us mentioning an obvious graduation
>>90541149They're gonna start shit anyway, Doki's success after leaving a big corpo could be considered a catalyst for all this.
So apart from Doki's team, which teams are you going to root for tonight, goons?
>>90541424I have my doubts about that, but even if it's true it just makes her more based for improving their situations by helping them make a tough decision
>>90541575Armis, Dtto, and Chuuna's teams are gonna be my picks. 2 of those are pretty op and Armis is gonna make for some good commentary.
>>90541575Rooting for kohaku(fox) team, uto team, and Ditto's team. Laughing at rpr because always a good time. 10jin's team too cause he the homie
>>90541575I think 2 (Dtto's team) or 12 (RPR's team) are probably going to win. I'd also quite like 13 to do well because even though I don't know who she (I presume this is an RM account though I could be wrong) Prisma seems really cute and enthusiastic.
Until there's stuff said that's actually official, it's all just Panic and Speculation for now.Anyway for now I'm actually looking forward to Doki's custom now, hopefully all goes well!>>90541575I think Dtto and Uto's teams respectively for obvious reasons, but aside from them I'm hoping Team Phase (Lumi & Ember) and Team Gooner (Michi, Kuro, & IPN) respectively do well as well. Even if the latter's one of the more likely one's to get curb stomped...
>>90542227Prisma is cool. PL
>>90542725>spoilerI mean, it's *extremely* obvious, goonBut I digress, it's not really on topic here
>>90543343I know what you mean ofc, but I'm just saying is all!But yeah it's offtopic so I'm just gonna leave it at that.
>>90540429Jesus christ today is gonna be hard to keep a bread up.
>>90540429Oh god... Not Fauna too.I wanted to cope but with how everything is presented, I just feel horrible for the Saplings
>>90544955uuuuu
can we not?
>>90545607How did you get your Selen to sprout? Mine hasn't shown any signs of growing yet.
>>90545607calm down threadpolice, literally made a handful of posts about an actual major event
>>90540429>ismaybereal>https://x.com/dokibirdsquad/status/1862950430247899398
>>90545781You need to read more transformer fan fiction of megatron spiking starscream out loud to it
>>90546117>spoilerThe context was talking about why the board would be fastCalm down. You did the same thing with Ame 2 months ago and it was just as annoying then
>>90546987So all graduations are on topic? Sweet
>>90547219holy illiterate>The context was talking about why the board would be fastfucking read
Can everyone stop arguing please? I only posted >>90540137 to warn goons to keep an eye on what page the thread was on. Can we please go back to the cute Dokilen posting?
I shall get next bake! >>90532017I'll be using this for next OP!
>>90547784Be ready, catalog is definitely out of control goon.
>>90547784You might need to bake really fast
>>90547643>>>90547784Nise
Fucking timer is gonna make it close but should make it in time
Christ, you weren't kidding about the board being fast.
>>90549752>>90549752>>90549752Fresh Dokilen bread! Get in here!
