A thread for YHVH's Yuletide Yankee, Calliope Mori
Big tiddies.
Remember to love your Mori
remember to love your Mori
thoughts of TakaMori 24 sex stream?
Yung Geezy
sex with these two specifically
>>91120080I hope they stay stretched and hydrated!
Deadbeats
>>91120190yes
>>91120080I hope they also talk about Monogatari, but I'm not sure if Mori finished it
>>91120190I didn't realize just how fucking big they made her tits in this lmao
remember to love your pervert
>>91120080Hoping for that monster energy sponsorship
>>91120871Get his ass
Knew it, Mori just hates League for the memes
>>91120968It's also a shit game, just like DOTA.
>>91120968She hates it from experience.
>>91120871Based grudgebeat
>>91120968League is fucking awful and you shouldn't play itt. level 1000
>>91121020>>91121065>>91121186Yes, I know.t. grinded to diamond for several seasonsBut it's completely different with a 5-man. Literally any game is a great time to play with friends. She's just very peculiar into what she wants as her brand and likes to pander to the "collective" opinion on good media.
>>91121429>Literally any game is a great time to play with friendsThen why not pick a better game to have a better overall time? >She's just very peculiar into what she wants as her brand and likes to pander to the "collective" opinion on good media.Because she doesn't like ASSFAGGOTS?
>>91121622>ASSFAGGOTSI still don't know what this acronym stands for.
>>91121889Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides.
>>91121622>Then why not pick a better game to have a better overall time?She's joined several game collabs with worse or similar games to League, it's just weird moral grandstanding to not do so now.
Mori concert at the Cow Palace when
you think Holo could sell out Madison Square Garden?
>>91122027that name always confused me when I was young since I had never heard of any cow royalty
>>91122089absolutely
>>91121429Maybe she just doesn't fucking like it you silly fucking goober
>>91122089Yeah
>>91121999It's not because she has it out for your oshigame, mate, it's because MOBAs are fucking garbage to watch if you're not dick deep into watching people play a shopping simulator.
>>91122089In less than a day.
>>91122027I went to Open Sauce there. That was fun as fuck.
What show did Mori go to see at the sphere?
>>91122097"The idea for a "Cow Palace" was born in 1915 but lay dormant until the early 1930s. As the Great Depression worsened, a local newspaper asked, "Why, when people are starving, should money be spent on a 'palace for cows'?" A headline writer turned the phrase around and the name Cow Palace stuck."That kind of rules. I honestly thought they tore it down so I'm glad googling it for that joke let me find out they didn't
When did she go to vegas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbcWGVsAvOY
The way Mori describes the Sphere sounds like how it is seeing a Cybertruck in real life. Very uncanny valley.
>>91122089Yes but I'm also not sure seats with that high of an angle would be ideal for a vtuber concert.
>>91122270>>91122399that's what I want to know lol
>>91122443I've seen it and they are ugly as fuck. Their also terrible trucks so it just tells me that I live around a lot of people who are stupid when it comes to spending money
>>91122760They been dying up here in Canada now that winter is rolling up lmao.
blame her
>step away for just a minute>stream dies
Would you be down for a Mori country album?
>>91122954after Donmai yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhX1U7LJEAo
>>91122954Yeah if it was the Blues
>she's still fighting for the tutugrambased
>>91122760The idea of having a car held together with glue instead of welds is retarded and is asking for shit to go wrong
>>91123065I thought management okay'd it already
>>91123161Seems like Zuck is fucking it over for some reason now
God I needed this stream, I really miss these solo zastu
>>91122089No Mori's reputation in the west has never been good.
>she's interested in Antonblast>still not gonna finish Pizza Towera soul for a soul...
>>91123081Makes you wonder where he got the idea
>>91122443I've seen two. They're ugly as fuck
>>91122443I saw one with a Joker-themed wrap a few days ago and had to fight the intrusive thought of crashing into him at 100mph
>>91123481Same, I missed Solo Morp a LOT
>>91122443First one I saw in person was bright orange. Even though it's one of my favorite colors, I was like "Why?" Other two were the original finish.
>>91123481it’s been really nice
>only 1k supers lefthow many hours would that take?
rate the stream
no you hang up no you hang up no you hang up no you hang up
>>91124676/10
>>91124676Berry good!>raiding Fuwawaholy fucking bouncing tits
>>91124815Hearing a distant Mococo go "BAU BAAAU" in the background is so funny lmao
>>91124815She has the debut Kiara problem with her rigging honestly, hope she gets a 2.0 update
>>91125033I hope they stay this way forever
>>91125368HOLY BOOBA
>>91122406kek, I wasn't expecting them to do better against phase 2 Malenia than phase 1
Which dog is good at video games? fuwawa or mococo?
>>91125799Neither
>>91125835I bet it's Mococo
>>91125799They're both terrible. Mococo is SLIGHTLY better. Like 1/10 and 2/10 skill level.
>>91125799Mogogo is a tiny better than Fuwawa but "better" here relative cause both of them would probably struggle to beat 1-1 in Mario
>>91125368 She had some really bad "clipping issues" later in that song
>>91126409post a clip
>>91125799They would probably lose to an actual dog in a game of motor skill
>>91127336Go white girl, go!
>>91127336Poor Mori looks so stiff there. Hope the dance lessons are also helping rehab her knee a bit
>>91127578I think she was just out of her depth for that song. Hip-hop choreo is very complex and uses your full body
Thoughts on Mori soft-confirming she's here until 2030 at least?
>>91127893>here until 2030 at leastdyrbi?
>>91127962Yeah!
>>91127836I’m not sure. We’ve definitely seem her get lower with more hip action than that before. It looks more like she just couldn’t bend her knee fully.
>>91127893Very happy! Also real excited for the bass stream she mentioned wanting to do
>>91127962Hololive will graduate before Mori does
>>91127836It was just that part, she was pretty smooth for the rest.
>>91128224It could've of been tracking not capturing properly, her leg movement looks kinda odd in general.
>>91128617Maybe she had some kind of brace on that messed with the tracking?
>>91128103Hip action with that much other movement going on at once though? It's a lot to keep track of. Choreographed dancing is just as much a mental thing as physical when you're not a gifted dancer. I've been there myself
>>91127893That's great, I hope I live long enough to see that!
>>91122406FUCKING ARCHERBEATS
>>91125799Try wartching their DKC2 streams. I think they beat one level at all in the last one?
>>91127836I think her knee might've just still be jacked when recording this cause she not quite to hit a squat like Bae/Watame did so she looks bit weird trying to do the move cuz she's just standing upright
>>91130081It could be, but I'll reiterate that when you're a not-super-duper dancer and you have complex choreo in front of you, you can literally start to feel input lag in your brain as you fight to just get the moves out on time while sparing the minutiae. That's what I felt when I saw that performance, anyway
>>91125799I want to say "Korone" but she's not really good either, machines just break before she does. She's a pro-gamer compared to Fuwamoco though.
>>91130475Korone has the same problem as Mori where learnt skills in other games simply don't transfer. She's always starting from 0, but her potential is usually fairly high.
>>91130978This phenomenon needs to be studied
>>91130978>>91131119Maybe it's something in Japan's water....
>>91131119I'm sure there's something about women, retention, and fine motor skills you could extrapolate from
>>91127893I'll keep watching her till then.
>>91127893I’m going to become an old man before Mori graduates
Oh, so the "you eat a bunch of spiders when you sleep over the years" myth predates the common access to internet? Because the internet is where I heard it from.
>>91132415I remember seeing it in some book when I was like 7 which is 28 years ago.
https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1865659328352686449LET'S GOOOOOOO!
>>91133119They're so spoiled.....
>>91133119I wish I was ghost cat
>>91133119Eh, it's not like punishing them would do anything. If you don't punish a cat or dog as they are doing something wrong they won't know why they are being punished even if you take them to where they chewed shit up. She should get some sort of cable conduit and stick the cables in it though in case they get inside again.
>>91133463Pretty much. Punishing an animal just serves to make them scared of you. Mori treats her babies well.
>>91133119Tutu and Ghosty, snacking now. Grab the treats and feed em, mrow.
Beeboo spitroasting...
You guys ever forget you bought merch? I just found this under something and I don't remember ordering it. How do these Keychains hold up to actually use? I've only ever used rubber stamps and I don't want to destroy it.
The face of a pervert
>>91133947It's very funny that the tongue can toggle itself if she opens her mouth too wide lol
>>91134041She showed she can open her mouth pretty wide without it doing that. I think she mentioned her tongue was coming out because she was licking her chapped lips.
>had a coffee sit on her desk for thee days onceWhat the f-word Mori
>maybe I should invest in a kettle>invest in a kettleMORICHAMA?
>>91134428henya stonks
>>91134428Don't americans just microwave or use the stove to boil water? It might jsut be a holdover from that.
>>91134575Yeah I just boil water in a pot, put a teabag in a mug, and then pour the hot water in the mug and let it seep lol
Jeezy Murin...
>>91134428She should get one of these, I really like mine https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003KYSLNQ
>>91127893Is it doomposting to say I'm not looking forward to seeing any graduations that happen in that timeframe
>>91134575Yep, the moment I heard her say that there was an explosion and a bald eagle flew over my house.
>Mori wants to do something like Hoshimatic>prepared plans>Doesn't want to be center or her name in itSometimes she's genuinely frustrating. It's like she needs someone constantly reminding her to take pride in what she does.
>>91134158Yep, at 1:42:40. Pretty impressive that it can detect even just the tip.
>>91134781I think Mori is just mentally ill and has issues with self confidence.
>>91134781That’s our job. Shy reaper cute
>>91134971Funniest example of this was that on chatbeat who called her dumbass about surprised they picked Go-Getters for the Creators stage lol
>Mori Calliope Ch. -hololive EN>-2.52M subscribers>"She played League, millions must unsubscribe"kek
>>91134966I think being humble is not mental illness.>>91135051Oh yeah, that was N-wordbeat
>>91135211You can be far too humble
Just wanna give my thanks again for the song recs a while back Beats. I'm hoping I can make it to the solo live and when I do, I hope she can sing L4D Lullaby and Yona Yona Journey in there.
Damn brathttps://x.com/otonosekanade/status/1865675593943228438
>>91135431No problem broski >Yona Yona JourneyVERY based taste
>>91135463LMAO
Welp I just beat DS2 and all of the DLC and I can confidently say that its the worst of the trilogy, though not by as much as most people think it is.
Mori is fascinated by the physics of optic fiber cables!Honestly, same. I had a guy over to install a router once, and he said all the data in the county goes through a wire no thicker than the one I have, and it's less than a millimeter thick.
>>91135693Nice, now you can watch Morp without worrying about her outpacing you lol
>>91135793it's basically travelling at the speed of light iirc
>>91135793Far less than a millimeter actually. Depending on the type of fiber it can be anywhere from 9~ microns to 62.5 microns. Micron = 1/1000 of a millimeter if you don't know.
>>91136105but you need cladding around it to protect it
>>91136130Well yeah, the actual data only goes through the glass which is the crazy part.
>>91136173light is thin
>>91136105And it travels both ways, too? Fucking insane.>"I do love a chat with my deadbeats~!"Hnnggghhhh
Man the way the audience just loses their shit at the first note Maribako is so dope
>>91136466It can go both ways, but the fiber still has bandwidth and doing that will cut it in half.
We are in Marine's sololive!
Hey, that's me
>>91136716>>91136720
Poor debbies got succ'd to dead by Marine.....
>>91136764It's the second best death though. First being Mori doing it.
LOOK AT US GO
Me on stage btw
These are probably fembeats, too. Uwaa
Man I love being a skeleton.
[Good News] Water-chan thinks we're cute!https://x.com/mizumiya_su/status/1865688060832473552
>>91137265Not really a fan of the triple oshimark
>Yfw Rushia storms the stage
>>91137733man, imagine if Fire and Ice was blatantly about Mori and Kiara slamming clams
I think the FNS thing means it's live on TV right now
>Camera man avoid close-ups cause they're on TVlmfao
>UNISION Whoa
>>91138592I always believed
Mori is completely aware of the notoriously shit camera work with almsot every holo concert. I REALLY hope she can do something about it for hers.
So what's the reason Marine has this outfit? I thought the only way you could get new outfits besides company wide stuff was having a Sololive.
>>91138640I think she burnt a wish on it
>>91138640She has over 3m subs, probally used a wish, she has 3 of them.
Man, if only the bitrate wasn't so ass
>>91138640>Complaining another talent gets a new outfit.Anon, how autistically lacking in self-awareness are you? Every fanabse in holoEN is nice enough not to mention how many outfits Mori has, why can't you do the same for a mega talent like Marine?
>>91138731nta but it sounds like he was just curious rather than complaining
>>91138731>ComplainingThere was no complaining, jsut asking a question. Take the stick out of your ass. There is also a reason for every 2D outfit Mori has retard.
>>91138729would have loved to been there live just for this song and shuukou
>>91138731Where was I complaining? I was just curious how she got it.
>>91138694Wonder what wish Mori would use hers on when she reaches 3m.
>>911391363D outfit of course, but it would take a long ass time. Unless you get some random viral stuff happening even the most popular get 10-20k a month now.
>>91139136Tutu and ghost cat got their own 3d model
>>91139136She's make 6th Fes happen at the Sphere
>>91134714I’m pumped to see that bitch Alice get kicked out
>>91135793Actually it goes across copper because Murdoch is a piece of shit whose dick is so far up the liberals ass it speaks out their fucking mouth god I’m still mad
Imagine if Mori breaks out "Our Bright Parade" at her sololive
>>91138640Million sub wish same as Pekora
>>91139910Kanata too I think.
>>91139895I'd probably cry tears of joy
>>91139910What outfit did Pekora get?
>>91139895Eh, she'll probably do the translated one and the English lyrics are more of a mouthful so they don't sound as clean.
First deadbeats and now deadbears
Tegami taimu!
>>91140055The Princess one.
feeding mori lots of beans so that she gases up the room
>>91140565this but the beans have been processed into natto so that she can enjoy a healthy and nutritious breakfast
I often wonder what goes in-between the 'last" song and the encore
>>91140742Piss break
>>91140742Just sitting around, catching breath, having a drink of water. Also >>91140781
>>91140742Laughing at the crowd for chanting Encore and gassing out after 5 minutes
SHUKKO
>Oh, some of you guys aren't wearing underwear right now?>Me neither!HOLY BASED
>ending with Ahoy!Man, imagine if Mori ended Grimoire with a new live rendition of RIP
>>91136466>And it travels both ways, toothink about it in bigger scale for a moment, anonif you stand across the room with a guy and you both shine flashlights at each others' faces, it not like your light stops his lightphotons are massless, they don't generally interfere with each other
>>91141176I mean, Nhato remix still goes hard
>>91141176Or RIP with a new, different lyric
>>91141176think kinoerthink... Live Againthe same way she ended her streams year 1
>>91141228That is amazing.
I do wonder how low the viewership would have to get before she's like>you know what, this isn't worth putting a stream frame for
Back to your cage
>>91141583The zoo keepers have been letting them run rampant for months.
>91141555Pretty sure she's talked about this before saying that as long as 1 person is out there enjoying it she would be happy
>nips in chat typing メリークリスマスLmao
>>91141651Cute JPbeats
>>91141555I'm fine with this series existing so long as she actually understands at the end of it why this flopped when similar events really popped off and doesn't fall for the same trap again.
How the hell did this become a hostage situation lmao
>>91127893Her fanbase will move on before her graduation then.
Why'd she die there? lmao
>>91142227Forgot to eat
https://x.com/Saruei_/status/1865575083655201133the fembeat is asking politely
>>91142316She's french though
https://x.com/FRZR_r18/mediathe feet guy that did two nice Morp sets in the past has comm slots open for a bit
>>91142351yeah, but she's asking really nicely
Mori seems to be getting better at driving. I wonder if it will stick by the time they do another holoGTA
This Leon guy reminds me a lot of Marutake from Rust
>>91142316I'd fuck a frog, multiple times in fact
Mori should play Castlevania
>Dude cosplaying Cloud from FF7Lmao
>>91142954No perms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac6k5BpakUAMori should really consider hiring this dude for her next 3D MV, his model posing and usage really is on a diff level
Oh it's that brown-tomboy who sorta sounds like Iroha
I wonder if that one Rosebeat is here is to see this
>>91143345from Aki's side, when it comes to VCR I'd rather watch her perspective
>>91143410How do you even survive when VCR happens? Aki's hours put even Mori to shame during them.
>>91143454it's not super intense content, I just have it open on my phone while faffing about in MW5 or RDR2
>>91142232I just want to slap her tits around, is that too much to ask?
This slapstick ass car chase lmao
>>91144027It feels like the stream is on 2x speed during these car chases because how fast the cars are lmao
AKI LOVE
kek, Aki got owned
>even members of Mori's group are getting bored with how there's fuck all to doplease Mori, just cut this shit, play Wukong or something
ight' gotta call it for the nightg'nite
>>91144747She wouldn't be streaming at all right now if VCR wasn't on you subhuman.
>>91144794oh no, then she'd be taking a break or finishing her MV designs over playing this pointless slop, that's terrible
>>91144894Nigga just do something else if you're bored.
Server restarting? had to get up for a bit.
nighty noodles debbies
https://x.com/panyso_96/status/1865752044361207937/photo/1
>>91147374She said she wont let me unwrap my present till Christmas but she also won't take the ribbons off.Help it's been over a week.
how the FUCK do I get a mori gf
>>91148288Travel back to early-mid 10's Tumblr and start grooming
https://x.com/isakiriona/status/1865769549444108637Cute kouhai
>>91148317I was too busy hating them on here for that.
>>91149136Would you take rape lessons from Mori?
https://twitter.com/mpk__12/status/1865788401087336908
>>91149136Will Mori be safe if Holo keeps letting fembeats in?
>>91151731She'll become even better, faster, stronger, as she siphons the potent Morinium straight from the source
>>91119919I'm the pineapple and mori is gonna kill me by crushing me
https://twitter.com/LeeandLie/status/1865797191870054479
>>91152110/here/?
Wake up, deadbeat. There's meeps to be morped
>>91152931Mori should play Cyberpunk
>>91119919Previous thread: >>91056954//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-ENYT: https://www.youtube.com/@moricalliopeTwitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope #calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilustSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8 //// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNCu9rg5kjsUpcoming stream: https://www.youtube.com/live/-XLiQ94oWMM//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4 DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive Shinigami Note (July 20, 2022) EP: https://lnk.to/mcsnph Sinderella (December 16, 2022) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_sdl_ecJIGOKU 6 (August 18, 2023) EP: https://lnk.to/mc_jigoku6 Phantomime (August 16, 2024) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_pt_ec//// Stream Mass Destruction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs33S-Z6H14//// Mori Store: https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com///// LIVE SHOWMori Calliope 2nd Concert “GriMoire”February 26, 2025 @ Hollywood Palladium, Los AngelesCapacity: 4,000https://grimoire.hololivepro.com///// Live archive: https://rentry.org/3zf6wMori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV Remember to love your Mori. :}
Its time to start seriously considering what we're gonna make for Mori's birthday this year.We could do another /morig/ sings, or something more leaning towards art/written submissions.One suggestion from last year that stands out to me was the Tutu visual novel since that would have pretty easy submissions for art and dialogue for people who don't want to record their voice here. Please reply to this post or >>91153180 with suggestions and we will collect them all and decide what we're gonna make by next year
Mori seriously needs to hire this guy and his team to make MVs for her, this shit was so fucking cool https://youtu.be/Ac6k5BpakUA?si=xViUfvMuOOryNWgv
>>91154061I was just watching this, it's sick. Advent already has my favorite EN lore so seeing them kick ass is cool. Need more Advent vs Justice stuff.
Gonna Ci post
I'm depressed on a Sunday morning and Mori isn't on the telly for another 18 hours
>>91153916I like the vn idea. I'll even tentatively open myself up to some writing
I'm gonna Cit!
>>91153916Seconding the Tutu VN
>>91153916What would a Tutu VN even entail? like a day in the life of tutu?
>>91155637Cable heistClimbing the ACGetting your autistic little brother to do your biddingSqueezing Mori's boobs while she sleeps
>>91155637Probably a day around town running into various Hololive members and/or their pets. I could see it being Ghost Cat getting out for some dumbass reason (how impulsive) and Tutu has to go out to bring him back.
>>91155637Tutu escapes Mori's house and has to find her way home in time for Mori's bday while meeting a cast of eccentric animal stand ins for other holos and fanbases. Your ending changes depending on what gift you bring home
Tutu hopping around her home and knocking figurines off the shelves
>>91155953Didn't Mori say Ghost Cat has 0 urge to go outside and it's Tutu who always tries to escape?
>>91155797>Tutu every night
>>91156062You play as dim-witted Ghost Cat, who needs to track down and bring home the crafty and scheming Tutu, and realize you’re smart in your own way in the process
>>91153916Mori never shown massive interest in visual novels aside from the Marine mama one and DDLCI think something that requires very specific autism and resonates with this places humor should be the gift, why not making a voice vid of some old ass copypasta like the Prince of Bel-Air using snips of streams across all 5 years for every word
>>91156549Inspiring stuff.
nerissa is allowed to post her cat on both sides
>>91157016I don't think management knows she doing it
>>91157079>>91157016It's never been a rule, only a opsec suggestion by management. Several JPs do that too.
>>91155637>entailHeh
Logs moving quit fast for this time of day.
sex with mori
https://files.catbox.moe/x1zhps.mp4
meep with Morp
No meeping until morriage!
>>91159566A healthy breakfast of Morridge oats.
Someone in global the other day claimed he had an animation made of futa Mori x Biboo x futa Kronii and didn't share with the class...
>>91160179He lied
>>91159367I can't be the only one who thought the thumbnail looked 2D, right
>>91160179what a fag
>>91141870What reasons and which events? Because today she was really bored while telling herself that it was funny so the stream doesn't look bad
>>91153916Cookie Clicker fan gameStill hasn't been made real.
>>91161926It wouldn't require that much art, Every art is a new level of thing making the number go up.Not cookies of course.Bonepile clicker?
>>91162077A fitting punishment.
meep
Morp
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