Sex wolf Edition>jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgOyLGO67xQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l34enRIzwC8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHT3Fe3Px_4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEEYu-cJVDAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Q-mrTTzQk>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersJP:https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>Jong news: PoE2 is going to kill /jong/- Khubie: She hates jong- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRvZaLh7FzU>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky yaku is... Yakuhai! It's pretty shit so if you want a better hand, hope you either have some dora or more yakus!Related threads>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig/>>>/vt/asp/>>>/vt/mayo/>>>/vm/doko>>>/vg/mjgPrevious thread: >>91061137
I guess we'll keep luring in people with shiroko
Good OP
let's even lie and say that BA might get a rerun even though it definitely won't because chinese BA fans are insane
I'm glad I got the one BA character I wanted at least
>>91203905I wouldnt mention the front page if I actually used the catalogue, but I guess that doesnt lessen the sentence at all.>>91203985>dramawhoresort of. I like to indulge myself in reading all the shit flinging from time to time as this place is really good at it.>coombrainI usually look out for a motivational image to accompany me during my excercises (not that kind you stupid)>doesn't actually watch vtubersI do, but they dont usually get discussed here>>91204079I knew this was some sort of plot. but good job, you caught one fly temporarily
>>91204165This is probably the lowest drama thread on /vt/. We scared away all of our /asp/ies and now we only watch japanese vtubers (and only understand questionable amounts of japanese). Most of the time we just play mahjong, bump, and shitpost.
Evens get food after work and play PoE2Odds go straight home and sleep 0 jong
>>91204305One of us! One of us!
>>91204299>Most of the time we just play mahjong, bump, and shitpost.fun? hold onto it, it seems you have a good thing going on in here.enjoy your day.
>>91204635Thanks for dropping by anon
this thread is full of drama, all of our posters hate us and keep leaving and then returning so they can leave again
>>91205128yeah, me
I never left, I just try to kill the thread for sport
>>91204323I'm getting hungry...
>>91206249I'll allow you a lighthearted meal but poe2 is off the table.
>>91206290Dubs or 0 poe2
i kinda want to buy one of these mouse with a ton of buttons on the side, feels like it would help with poe2
Optimized builds will use like three skills
Evens Carnitas FriesOdds Asada Fries 0 No fries
>>91207844sounds good
>>91207844Looks like you're getting a double
>>91207945I'll get it when I wake up, I already rolled go home and sleep earlier
>>91206750i used one in WoW back in the day but that's because I was running over 80 bindsmy experience with it would be that I'm not really a fan of using the thumb for anything that requires particularly good timing
Miki has the best collection of emotes doesn't she?
not even close, you stupid hag
>>91208929Hag love!
>>91208929Only hag mains think this
Anyone who disagrees is just wrong
>>91208929not quite
Hana jonginghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t77ZM0XHW-c
nini
>>91211060nini
>>91211060
>>91206750I like mine but I don’t play fast paced games, i use it for games like satisfactory or the hunter call of the wild where theres little / no pressure for speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnxLRFQNfngrook7 btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5JocdcL3GASword Saint btw
Thread death approaches
Does it?
>>91208929
How do we stop the Miko from always trying to kill our threads? What did we do to scorn her?
>>91219255I, Kamijou Touma, will fix her.
Don't shoot the messenger, guys I'm sure the cute miko doesn't actually want the thread to die.
>>91219575I will FUCK the messenger using my COCK.
Haha anon has a penis groooooss
>>91220382Shut up, femanon.
(You) have been volunteered for SEX with FEMANON! Thank you for your sacrifice. Make (You)r thread proud.
>>91204142Thank God Yostar is speedrunning the volumes to get to Volume F faster and drop the EoS on the chink server.
>>91221952I don't know if I'm up to the task if everyone is watching
>>91221952I'm not giving up my wizard powers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB0_tq8HHDcMahjong has some... interesting streamers.
>>91221952I accept this challenge.Femanon will be corrected by my rod.
mahjong gamers
He's so brave for risking his penis in that den of evil. GANBATTE ANON!!!
>>91228190You again, my nemesis.
>>91229257
Is chiihou enabled in the event? Because the cunt ronned me. But he didn't get Renhou.
>>91229362Yeah, got a chiihou myself
>>91229362chiihou is tsumo only
>>91230008Yes, renhou is the ron. But he had a very good chance of getting chiihou if he skips the ron on me and his kamicha.
This was all he got. As renhou is apparently not a thing, the best option I guess is to skip rons and then go for the near guaranteed chihou and if fucked by an anko draw, go for near guaranteed double riichi ippatsu, or regular riichi ippatsu if someone calls before he draws.joke's on him
>>91230657yeah renhou is not a yaku in mjs at all even with local on i think, but he must have been overcome with the desire to press the shiny button
>>91231100>yeah renhou is not a yaku in mjs at all even with local on i thinkInteresting, probably for the best.
Hello! How are you doing fellow jongers?
>>91233765I didn't die in my sleep, but I'm hoping my day will improve. You?
>>91204048awooga
>>91235462Just playing some GameCube games, it's been a pretty chill day overall! Is there anything that could cheer you up rn? (Other than sudden death I mean)
>>91237492>anything that could cheer you up rnHow about you continue having a good day and balance the overall scales of misery in the world.
Room in a few
A cute yuzu to make everyones day better
Majsoul Friends Room 39993(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39993
sorry I'm going to the stizzore
>>91240556I'm gonna go get a drink
>>912405563/4
>>912405562/4...
/jong/ is reclining
>>912405563/4 again
>>91240556Started
>>91240556Such a nice room number
>>91241258>>91241345I was on my phone at first and wanted to join on my PC client, forgive me!
>>91241420Tesla said the key to the universe was in 3, 6, and 9.
>>91240556WJ
>>91240556Well jonged!
>>91240556WJ...
I see Doragon did Doragon things again
>>91241696>Tesla said the key to the universe was in 3, 6, and 9.This accidentally sent me in a deep rabbit hole and apparently this was originally a made up quote to promote some pseudoscientific bs but it was based on a true Tesla quote:>If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.But this 3-6-9 quote that's being passed around is apparently wrong:>If you only knew the magnificence of the 3, 6 and 9, then you would have a key to the universe.Source: https://www.truthorfiction.com/nikola-tesla-369-theory/Still 3, 6 and 9 are pretty cool I mean have you ever *looked* at a hexagon?! :3
evens go to store to buy cheeseodds go to store to buy liquor0 buy both
I'm cutting the cheese
>>91244025>doesnt just go into debt to buy bothWorld at your fingertips and you reject it. Tsk tsk
>>91245121its not that I can't buy both, its that the liquor store and the grocery store I go to are in opposite directions
>>91204299>We scared away all of our /asp/iesI'm still here, sometimes, I might even go live tonight
>The owner allows the content to be used on YouTube.One of the best things you can ever see, Jonghttps://youtu.be/H0pKaEyaVQ0
>>91246104So this...is the power...of my toimen
>feel too tired to stream jong last night>stream DBD instead>consider skipping mahjong this week to stream DBD>I could also do PoE2, that would be fun>finally settle on mahjong>arrive home>internet is killWell shit.
>>91247396
>>91247907tell us all knowing sweet baby puppy
It's time to j- j- j-j-j- jong!Majsoul Friends Room 96900(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96900
>>912502292/4Even managed to get a pretty room id!
/jong/ is reclining...
>>91250229I'm at East 2 in another hanchan but if it's still up after I'll join
>>91250899It's still 2/4 so you'll probably make it, thanks! <3
>>912502293/4 now
>>91250229Started!
>>91251929I didn't make it...
>>91247396>my internet came backHell yeah jong I'm live: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
>>91250229WJ
>>91250229How could you do that to me?!!! (WJ :D)3/4 again
>>91250229Started again!
ARGH
>>91250229WJ!
>>91255495I'm not playing with you ever again
>>91250229Well jonged
>>91255544
I WILL get into the next /jong/ lobby.
>>91250229I can't believe I got shadowrealmed 3 TIMES IN A ROW AAAAAAAAAA (even got betrayed by a neko friend...)WJ guys
where lobby
someone post koko instructions
>>91256014can I get that in fighting game notation?
>>91256226double 360 heavy punch
Majsoul Friends Room 28231(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=28231tonpu only because I leave in twenty minutes
Can I get that in hmmmm nyotation?
>>91256740It might take 20 minutes for the room to fill...
>>91256807not when it's already 3/4
>>91256807Wao
>>91256740https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twjINA8dc4o
He already left...
>>91256740started
I HATE THE NEW GAME MODE HOW AM I NOT MEANT TO DEAL IN
>>91257425just win lmao
>>91256740WJ
>>91256740goodbye /jong/ i am dead
>>91257425win faster! faster!
>>91256740Well jonged
>>91257515i tried but it didn't work
>>91256740well jonged!
>>91257729God I love Shiroko.
i pulled the event character when i just wanted the win animation...
I finally got to act 3
>>91252405Thanks for the fun stream! Just curious, how's "Quaoid" pronounced? Like "kaoid", "kwaoid" or "kwayoid" maybe?Also that "I'm so dumb [...] I'm a genius" for that one discard was peak mahjong lmao
>>91259522Thank you for your kind words!To make a long story about etymological meme magic short, my username can be pronounced 'kwaoid' or 'kwayoid' but most people go with 'kwayoid'.
The trial in act two is gonna make me kill myself
>>91260686I waited until I was like level 28 to do it and I just face tanked him until he was dead and I only lost like 400 honor
>>91260751Do you not need to do it to progress?
>>91261002no it's just to ascend
Is xapitan alive and in this thread with us?
>>91261280yes
>>91261280No. He died a broken man after his tenga ripped. Sometimes I can almost feel his presence like he's still here posting with us.
>he's big enough to rip a tenga
>>91261365>>91261538proof?
>>91261855Trust me, he's dead.>proofWould a liar attach a meme this cute?
>>91261837>plays the piano (keyboard)>creative (makes 4chan edits)>great intellect (pro poe player)>natural leader (made a google doc schedule and discord)>fat cock (destroys tengas and presumably real women)>perseverant (lives despite alcohol and masturbation addiction)he's literally the perfect man and he spends his time with (US)!
do people really buy tengas
Someone should make a linux distro called Jelly
its been a fun year, but I gotta get back to work soon...
>>91262051 (Me)Shit wrong thread
>>91262033i havent but i did just buy a liter of lube the other day
>>91262060why do you want to go back to work? Arent you loaded / arent your parents loaded?
>>91262297While I could be a neet for a good while longer, I don't want to spend the rest of my life sitting around gooning and playing mahjong
>>91262385you know you can skip the gooning and just play mahjong or substitute gooning for baking bread or something
>>91262385Have you put the money towards anything investment wise?
You mean to tell me xapitan has been a neet this whole time? Based. Working sucks. I can't wait to retire in like 30 years.
>>91262459only since january
i wonder how many new friends there are who dont know the old lore
>>91262033I have purchased two tenga holes. They were okay. I'm considering getting a 12 pack of their eggs, but they're pretty expensive and only meant to be used once each. Imagine paying $6 just to masturbate.Something funny, I checked their website for their prices. it turns out Tenga made a fucking onahole advent calendar, which is fucking based.
>>91262581can't you just use your hand though
Why is Kubi sat in the thread asking questions about tengas?
>>91262913shes just a horny, HORNY femanon. odds are here and jellyjonger (female) are in discord together posting
>>91262960>here and jellyjonger
>>91262913why are you assuming it's me
>>91262985why did you just prove that you're here
>>91262985Because>can't you just use your hand thoughis an extremely woman thing to ask, and jellyjonger is not here atm
Femanon should show off her dildo collection.
>>91263185Who do you think posted the infamous xaptain hit piece?
>>91262581onaholes with hard cases (i.e. most tengas) are kinda lame imoget a normal onahole that doesn't try to look like some trendy tech product
>qb protecting her postsUhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggg now i have to hit the follow button
>>91263431over/under on kubi herself posting this?
>>91263467100%, no one here actually follows khubie on anything aside from furry, and furry was definitely already following
>>91263467Doubtful, she hopped off discord after posting >>91262985 so I assume she went off to do stuff or is depression sleeping>>91263487I do
>>91263467Under 1% because i posted it and im not qb i have a big many penis and slightly below average sized hands
i'm here (cute, male), i can't sleep and i think i should probably play runescape instead of being miserable not being able to sleep
>>91263549Nice try qb get back on discord
>>91263487your detective skills are lacking, anon; plenty of >names here already follow her
>>91263526>I am an actual man>UhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggHave you been drinking khubie?
>>91263569Of course I know that a lot of anons /here/ follow khubie. I was making a joke.
>>91263298Actually, my first tenga was a spiral model.I mostly like things that vibrate these days.
>>91263255yeah, me
>>91263431im making a note of your >name
khubie is not real, you are all just hallucinating
what's real is me logging back into poe right now
>>91263875Thank god, the idea of a woman THAT pathetic and begging to be fixed by dick was disheartening
poe? more like gae
stop playing poe
make me
>>91263924>he posted just so we'd know he's SSFthe stereotypes really prove themselves day in day out don't they
Ethical HCSSF btw
>>91264076ironman btwI've always played HCSSF in og PoE, I just can't anymore because I'm not a neet so death would end my league
>log out >log back in to where I logged out in the zonewhat the fuck I wanted to quickly use my tp, this is bullshit
>get home from work>too tired to jong>too tired to showertime to die
stop that
>>91270366He is literally me.
im not bumping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpLZoGdaSMrook7.
SEX with MIKOANON (spherical, rotating, smooth)
SEX with ANONS ASS (spherical, jiggling, smooth)
Make a bad post
Abolish Pippa, restore jong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmLrzah5zoIMahjong?
Is michi the next queen of /jong/?
Michiru is a boy
I think michi should trap me in an enchantment and force me unwilling into her service
Everyone qb posts that face down miku my dick twitches.
>>91283255You good, blud?
I still wonder about the yeast monster.
>>91285258femanon's snatch?
>>91284117Never been better it just proves im a healthy hot blooded male
Fucking KILL RABBITS Fuckibg eat rabbits ueslesswhoess rabbuts fuckigg DIE WHORE PISS SLUR WHORE
>>91286839Why so cranky, missed your after-lunch nap?
>>91286839That's not very cutezu
You’ll kill a rabbit right anon? You know there are too many and they love to destroy gardens! They’re ruinous little creatures who will continue to evade justice in their dens of debauchery and sin, stuffed full with the subsistence of man of which they decide great satisfaction. You’ll kill a rabbit for justice right, anon~?
murderzu
>>91288668>You’ll kill a rabbit right anon?No
I'm in a horrible slump. I think rng is balancing out how lucky I got with the gacha this event but I'm still getting tilted with all these lousy hands and stolen wins. I still want that winning animation too even though I'm out of tickets. It's tempting me
can't just buy it with faith?
>>91204048
evens play PoE2odds play PoE20 jong
>>91292466You can't rig it like that.
evens map on stormweaverodds map on invoker0 reroll titan
>p*e
>>91293322It's more fun than this
>>91293262god I wish I was even done with act 3 normalhaving a job is not fair
Daily sanma match - complete. A good thing to do before going to bed.
I've never played sanma and I never will
>>91294051sanma tonpuu is fun, just embrace the RNG.unless you have a bad luck streak, fuck sanma.
Lemonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neBu7-3bxZE
Sanma is fun because its just retard play to win
you can do that in yonma
No you cant
Sing up for /doko/ Olympics.
>>91295911I have to work
all you do is work
>>91296144>>91296111https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjyj8qnqkYI
>>91296144Now I play PoE and work
Playing mahjong is like being in an abusive relationshiphttps://youtu.be/r0RxDdGxjis
I refuse to allow the thread to die right after I post the day's video again. I will not be what kills jong a second time.
>>91299153include a clip of you cooking omurice for the christmas video
>>91299223What? Why?
>Dizzy is going to stream PoE2I'm starting to think she's pandering to /jong/
>>91300408When was the last time Dizzy played mahjong?
>>91300581when was the last time /jong/ played mahjong
>>91300683Last night.
cool game
>>91300683does playing the event in MJS or 1 round games in RC for dailies count?
>>91300683Im playing right now
I will NOT let myself get shadowrealmed a 4th time!Majsoul Friends Room 36606(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=36606
>>913043673/4
>>91304367Started!
can we still shadowrealm hotwheels?
>>91306010Yes
I finished normal, I can play mahjong again while I decide on another class to play
>>91306271get to maps
>>91306467with a melee merc? I think not
>>91304367WJ! Finally a win thank you guys :D3/4 again
>>91304367well jonged! it seems you passed down the curse, i'm too sleepy for another sorry
>>91307593No worries! Nini furry <3
>>91306271guess I'll make a witch
>>91304367Still at 3/4 btw!Majsoul Friends Room 36606(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=36606
>>91309353Started!
>>91309353WJ getting double ronned twice in two games was not on my to-do list
>>91304367WJ guys, it's been fun <3
wj
>>91304367Wj
i think jelly should jong
>>91311927Looks like I might've given you my curse sorry...
>>91312089The jong gods giveth and taketh away
SEX with MIKOANON (high definition, quality, impressive)
>>91299873are you going to end the year without feeding lin lang?
>>91312996
>>91313157i dont recognize this anime slut
don't make me feel old like that...
>>91315154It's an im@s, haruka amami
Nina btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjiup9QyNl0
Matatabihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZKygbmkylw
>>91315154Found the anon under 30
>>9131672228
24
>>91317026so youthful and vigorous i remember how much healthier i felt at 24
>>91317026I'm almost 10 years older than you
I'm pinfu going on toitsu
>>91317082>>91317126I'm a fat fuck, you'll all outlive me
>tfw it's impossible to live to be a mentsuEven the oldest person to ever live died a year before 123...
I hope our anons take care of themselves and have the highest quality of life they can live
>>91317705I'm going to retire a broken man in my 60s due to overtime
>>91317757well by the time youre 60 we'll have high quality joint replacements and artificial cartilage so you probably won't be as broken as you think
>>91317819No we won't
The end is near
Oh cock. I wasn't paying attention and we're at pg 10! Baker?! Baker?! AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>91318547I'm on cooldown from baking for another 600 seconds
>>91318663*sigh* I'll start the baking.
>>91318679
>>91318022Fine ill keep all of them for myself
Baked: >>91318904
>>91318754I'm not going to go 10m (adjusted for inflation ) in debt for 3d printed body parts
