Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds https://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enPrevious Thread: >>91383396
I love my wife so much!!
Day 5! Give it up for day 5!
Gurass
I would like to sexually bully and ryona this stinky fish T u T
Peko should've won
>>91432548SNIFFFFF
Sex with a fembud.
Pekora didn't win but oh well
snoop dogg
>>91432624
>>91433439woot wooot
How are my fellow yesman this fine evening?
What da chumbies up tonight? I'm still watching the game awards
>>91433849it just ended but i was also watching pekora reacting to the game awards. was surprisingly not that bad, kinda fun.
>>91433849I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>91433602>yesmenANTI! ANTI! YOU ARE AN ANTI!
How many remasters does the last of us need?
>>91433849still trying the bloody mary challenge in Isaac
>>91434897Unironically yes he is.
>>91436232thats him chumbie
>>91436323I’m not the anti anon. I’m just calling him out so you guys can know as well
Were the game awards always this long?
I am in love with this silly little goober
>>91436431
I was told half life 3 was gonna drop
>>91432154>Day 5Did i miss something? Her last stream was 2 months ago right?
https://exhentai.org/g/3156182/2bebb1c351/?p=28has the newer sets
>>91439201>gallery has been removedwhat was it?
>>91438199She dropped a members stream 5 days ago.
>>91438132denied, we got this shit instead
>>91439201Tenroy sets*
>>91439391still there for me
I don't want to play as a bald asian chick
Is astrobot that good?
>>91440497apparently no chumbies have played it. we all have decent game tastes around here, except for those gacha players
>>91439201thanks for the heads up
>>91439201I like how he made sure the first image was the shark water
>>91439443Did she talk about why she hasn't streamed for this long?
My bd set has arrived, the shirt looks great and fits perfectly.
>>91441984"unpleasant adult stuff", in other words none of your business.
>>91442072Not unpleasant (stepping in shit), uncomfortable (masturbating on a wooden stool)
Time to shower I guess
>>91441984she has brain parasites and a lump on her shoulder
>>91441069
>>91442652I also have a lump on my shoulder and I'm not going to do anything about it because I have no money
>>91442762Based
I love my cute shark daughterwife!
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
>>91443767samen
It's been so long since I've had a cold and this is the first time I've had one at work in years, oh my God this is miserable bros
>>91444488Hopefully I can catch one so i can feel something
>>91444488you shouldn't be at work with infectious diseases
>>91444488Still at work chumbie? I forgot to wish you luck
>>91444488I had one a couple months ago, but I got lucky and the worst of it was only 2 days. Hopefully yours passes quickly.
>>91444488Hope you feel better bud. Having to go into work while sick always sucks.
>>91444806Ogey>>91444810Eh, it's just a cold and I could use the money. Thankfully the job is mostly sitting and resting anyway.>>91444812>>91444900Thanks chumbies <3
gura
>>91445393ily
I like chumbuds
Goob night.
>>91445630sleep well chumbie
Magically turning into Gura's socks
yesterday I had a dream that a bee flew into my ear and kept trying to force it's way in, then I woke up, it felt so real.
>>91446347I said it before but I think we need to genocide the bees
>>91446441bees are nice and cute what is wrong with you
>>91446441but I need their vomit
>>91446515Bees are cute but they hurt gooba once so they gotta go
>>91446441No! They help the ecosystem!
>>91446563I wish i was that bee
>>91446441no we need to do that to the hornets and wasps, not bees.
>>91446641That sounds like a better idea actually
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN!
My strict diet is starting to swing around. I can't stop eating
>>91449001Oyasame
>>91449001sleep tight buddy
I want to sexually bully Gura until she breaks completely and becomes catatonic TuT
>>91449001goob morning
>>91449186I want to turn you into a living wind chime, dark eldar style, so whenever the wind passes through you, it causes you insane agony while also producing beautiful music due to the way your exposed bone and sinew have been carved.
gura lied about not wanting to be spanked, why did she dod it bros
Now that I think about it she probably removed herself from merch as a last fuck you to management and investors since she's going to affiliate and doesn't want to slimy fucks to make more money from her character.
>>91434241>*Le touché*
>>91434241Rape
Why does everyone want to do mean things to her?
>>91451121I don't know, but they should stop.She's made for cuddles, praising, and doting on.
>>91451190and rape roleplay when she's in the mood for it
>>91450226It's weird how antis have made Gura out to be so anti Hololive when her actual words are the exact opposite. Cover doesn't have a gun to her head dude.
>>91449001Goobnight
Baguraette honhonhon
>>91451281Why else did she remove herself from merch then? And she literally said she's scared of management watching her
>>91450826
Would gura be down for members bible reading?
>>91451697Do they have Bible perms?
>>91451712I think Cover is still waiting on the Mozart and Rachmaninoff perms for CC. They're taking their time though
>>91451697The bible is so boring that it made me drop religion when I was a kid.
>>91452535I couldn't imagine reading the bible as a kid. I definitely wasn't sentient enough to appreciate it
For King and Cunny!
>>91451697ye>>91452535ngmi
>>91452641I'm ok with not worshiping the great sky bear. Religion is time consuming anyways and there's only so much time to go around.
nighty night buds
>>91453079
>>91439201>that look of triumph on the last imagediamonds
where is gura
>>91453458Resting on my bed. We had a long night.
>>91453458in my ass
>>91452580Reading the KJV at twelve is the reason I can read middle english with little difficulty today.
>>91452779Alright anon, enjoy wasting your precious time euphoriaposting.We'll be here to welcome you back once you've outgrown materialist bedtime stories, with a fatted calf ready for the slaughter.You will get that reference once you've reached the Gospel, biblebud
Gura is sedated
>>91452906
Tip fedoras, atheistbuds
>>91454200I like dead eyes Gura. A lot
>ɿwɒӘ ʇo llυʇ ,ɒɿυӘ liɒH>ɘɘHt Htiw ƨi ooϱɒY>ƨilol tƨϱnomɒ υoHt tɿɒ bɘƨƨɘl𐐒>ƨυƨ\ϱϱϱ\ ,γnnυɔ γHt ʇo tiυɿʇ ɘHt ƨi bɘƨƨɘld bnA>ƨɘmɘm ʇo ɿɘHtom ,ɒɿυӘ γʞnitƧ>TƧƎ ʇo ƨɿυoH ɘHt ni bnɒ won ,ƨɿɘqmiɿHƨ ƨυ ɿoʇ mɒɘɿtƧ>ɒ>nɘm
Marriage with Gura
>>91454491begone
>>91454491Foul demon I shall exorcise you with my fists.
>>91454577>>91454767I shall return with seven more of my kind, each one stronger than I...
>>91438199greybud...
Sleeping is going to be chalpenge with this cranial congestionGoobnight bros, wishing good health upon you all
never gonna readI LOVE GURA!!
>>91456256I implore you to read
is jeb
I'm really beginning to believe that my wife Gura might be an actual child...
Gura's really comfy, sensitive and submissive when she's depressed and broken desu. She needs to stream more while she's in her severe depression phase. I think I'm starting to understand bullybuds now
I really don't like it when people bully her.
>>91456869would
I really like it when people bully her.
Depressed girls are supposed to activate your natural protective instinct, if you don't find them more attractive than normal ones then you're literally mentally ill.
So since both /awat/ and /uuu/ talked about it I think we also need to have this discussion. Once she goes indie will you be fine with her collabing with other indies like Doki, Mint, Filian, Bao, Laimu, Neuro, etc.? And if so where will you draw the line?
>>91460116>gura>collabing with other peopleWhat an absolute retard, you definitely were dropped as a babyJust because other whores don't have standards doesn't mean gura is the same. The faster you learn that the better, or you can just rope 5iq ladyboy
>>91460116I would be shocked if she even streams more than once a month.
So Gooba going to come around for the plebs anytime soon? :(
>>91460568She'll probably do like one collab with outsiders just like Ame did and then will stick to Ame and Fauna
goob morning I barely slept at all
>>91460854God I wish I was that pacifier...
>>91460610The next public stream is set to be a celebration stream for her 4th anniversary that's the only issue here, but yeah, soon
>>91460885I'm the diaper
>>91460854Same. I got 2 hours of sleep…maybe
My whole home smells of farts
I slept like a baby. Yeah, I'm awesome.
>>91461823Rub it in why don’t cha
I just want to protect and cherish this creature. Is that too much to ask
bread
pɐǝɹq
>>91462094>>91462135
>>91462213
>>91460116Neuro is the only acceptable choice outside of Ame and Fauna.
>>91462259That's essentially a male collab.
Gura has cystic fibrosis and an anal fissure
>>91462289No, Neuro had a lot of collabs without Vedal before.
remember when gura drew the super rare bad fortune in japanand now ame, aqua, and fauna are all gone...
Gura is having a collab with me…in between the sheets
>>91462213 (me)>>91462242... my thumbs just moved by themselves and posted an empty reply + did captcha when I was trying to tell my hand to open the folder to browse for a picrelSleep deprivation is fucking wildAnyway, what I meant to say was: hi bread
>>91462458
>>91462494Gonna keep trying to sleep goobnight
Goob morning.
>>91460116i don't recognize any of those names, i don't care as long as they keep it CGDC(not whorish)T
>>91462793Goob nite
Does anyone here draw and take requests?
>>91464602I recognize this convention center.
>>91453898no u
shark has arrived
>>91465377I can draw boxes but even then I'm not good at those
>>91468432How much for a box?
>>914688015 dolla for a sucky sucky box.
>>91460116She can collab with Dooby, Lemonleaf, Isla Coleman and that's it.
Tenroy is animating something.
Tenroy's art has degraded just like Gura's singing.
MY wife
MY Gurandma.
Today I think I shall heat up a stouffers lasagna
So what are the chumbies plans for today?
Gura is so irrelevant in Japan now that only 42 out of 13,000+ people voted for her for being the best singer in hololive. And everyone was allowed to choose three different holos.She ranked number 41 out of the top 50. And yes, many EN members are above her on this list.This is just so fucking sad.
>>91458489>>91459261>>91459342
>>91469683I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>91469687>41 41 is my number bros! I'm always so in tune with gura its crazy, are you jealous?
>>91469683I'm going to heat up a lasagna and then maybe read more I think
>>91460116She won't stream once she leaves hololive. You'll be lucky if we get 10 streams per year. People who want her to leave hololive are retarded and are coping to an unimaginable degree.
>>91469683Going out and then read after I get home.
>>91469683playing more Isaac, I'm thinking about going back to Rimworld, but I need to redo my modpack, it was too bloated and idk what kind of run I wanna play yet
>>91469232Why is your Gurandma so sexy?
>>91469798> People who want her to leave hololiveAll antis pretending to be chumbuds>are retarded and are coping to an unimaginable degree.TrueHave you seen how long they've been saying she's going to graduate soon? It's been literal years
>>91439201I like how happy Gura looks about getting dick.
>>91442072Unpleasant adult stuff is probably all the paperwork and things she had to do to move to a different country.
I'm hungry
>>91451672NTA, but maybe she finally feels guilty about constantly shilling cheap plastic Chinese bullshit while never streaming.
>>91433849Its morning now chumbie
>>91451697Gura isn't religious and she wasn't raised christian. Her family will likely be celebrating multiple holidays on the 25th this year.
>>91469683I need to make my base look nicer in Elin
>>91451753I thought classical music had their copyrights expire.
>>91470516Fauna got Gura into the bible recently. I wish Cover wasn't so autistic about getting bible perms though because bible reading streams would be cool
>>91460610She said she was scared to do a public stream, but I think she was lying. She said she would schedule collabs, but I don't think we'll see anything from her for the rest of the year.
>>91470606Cover doesn't know that I guess
>>91462259That would require her to talk to vedal behind the scenes and since he's british, she'll become close friends with him. Is that what you want?
>>91469683baked christmas cookies with me mumnow i'm studying more AI stuff
>>91470732Based dinoAIbud
>>91470528I saw some really comfy winter bases on /v/
>>91470825Yeah I'm always impressed with well designed bases. I just build squares
Schizos getting themselves worked up again?
>>91470136You're contradicting yourself.The people you're referring to cannot both be antis pretending to be chumbuds AND be coping about her not streaming by naively hoping things will be better if she leaves hololive.
>>91470993Personally I just want to behead all of Cover's managers
>>91470622Fauna is an atheist, but she might have also been raised jewish. I'm not sure about her background, but she doesn't celebrate Christmas.
>>91432154man, she really just fucked you out of a record and no other reason
>>91471095Shes been talking about doing bible readings recently but management shot that idea down. Cover has been fucking things up a lot these days
>>91471095I could have sworn she asked kronii if she was baking christmas cookies last year
>>91471095Gura does though.
I really need to do my passport application.
>>91471144>girls successful due to not bringing politics and religion drivel into entertainment>"you know what, they should start bringing [preferred flavor of drivel] inkill yourself
>>91471204She could just read it like the scholars do. That way people won't start debating religion in the chat
>>91470993Yes they can? Are you retarded? they're pretending to be chumbuds and begging her to graduate. As they are pretending to be chumbuds they pretend their reason for asking her to graduate is "because she'll stream more" but only a true retard would ever believe thatIt's literally falseflagging or concerntrolling 101
>>91471177Just because you don't celebrate a holiday religiously, doesn't mean you would pretend that holiday doesn't exist and that other people don't celebrate it.Mumei has done a Christmas song karaoke, but she is not Christian and doesn't celebrate Christmas. She just really likes the time of the year and the festivities like everyone else.Gura also loves Christmas time for similar reasons and because she spends the holidays with the people she's closest to.
>>91471434I just want Cover management to die
>>91471445Did she also have her parents put up a christmas tree every year as a baby because of streaming?
>>91471527yes cover management shouldn't exist as it stands as their entire jobs should just be to pander to gura, but that doesn't mean gura should leave or change, it just means COVER should change to accomodate herThat is the sane chumbud take, anything else is antis
>>91471595Most people put up a tree even if they aren't christian. Its just the vibe of the season chumbie
Maybe she'll be allowed to stream from the hospital as an indie at least
>>91471649The sane take is that we should obliterate management. You can't fix japanese autism without force.
>>91471657It would surely explain how she immediately understood everything that went on in that Adam Sandler movie
>>91471708I watched a lot of Rugrats growing up so I understood it too
>>91471445wtf is Mumei if not Christian? You don't have to be religious to be Christian.
>>91471758I'm happy that you watch streams and could tell that I was telling the truth
>>91471830Watch streams, she's talked several times about being sunni muslim
>>91471702we must drop the sun on them a third time!
>>91471908LIAR Mumei is a white supremacist who worships Odin.
>>91471434Okay, so you're just an illiterate ESL.Please look up the word "cope" in the dictionary. An anti would have nothing to cope about right now because all their wishes are coming true. Gura doesn't stream, she has physical and psychological problems, she's depressed, her fans are sad and lonely without her, everyone thinks she's going to graduate after she releases her project, all her friends in hololive are leaving, her problems seem to be getting worse, she's paranoid about management, she isn't excited for fes, she lost interest in games, she's pulling out of merch, she's distancing herself from the other members, and everything is overall miserable with seemingly no hope for the future.Only some fans are coping and retarded enough to think things will get better if she leaves hololive because they don't understand her and they're too stupid to realize that these issues run deeper than all of this.Antis recognize what is happening and they also want her to leave because they are at least intelligent enough to understand that she and her fans will be worse off if she graduates becuase she will further isolate herself and have no motivation to stream whatsoever.Posts by antis and stupid fans have now oftentimes become indistinguishable, however their motivations are different. One is based in malicious intent, while the other is based in autism and naivete.
>>91472225TA here, saw that it was a paragraph and stopped readingNo true chumbud would write so much rope yourself
>>91471595I think either her mom is christian or her family just likes celebrating the secular parts of the holiday. I don't think Gura was raised religiously in any religion.
>>91471830Who do you think would be chosen to be the arbiter of civilization, anon?
Do you guys wake up with a numb arm every morning like I do?
>>91472423stop sleeping ontop of your arm chumbie its not good for youBut yes sometimes it happens to me too
>>91472423rarely
>>91472453I'm too used to sleeping on my side. I'll try sleeping upright tonight
>>91472423Only long ago when I would sleep with my arm raised above my head, but I stopped doing that because numb arm feels awful.
>>91472423Happens to me even if I'm not sleeping on it. I think it's some kind of sleep paralysis. I'll wake up with both my arms flopping and I can't move them for a minute.
During LA Noir, Fauna thought "crucifix" was pronounced "crew-sa-fee".
>>91472272Thank you for proving me correct.
>>91472698weird but does that mean anything?
>>91472423If you're wingstopbud, it's because you're obese and you have heart disease. It means you're in danger of having a heart attack.
>>91472338Regardless of what they are, Gura was clearly never exposed to jewish holiday traditions as a child
>>91472698Fauna DUMB lol
>>91472423it's been years but yeah my arm would go 100% numb
>>91472423That happened to me twice read that it could be diabetes stopped consuming soft drinks and cut down on sugars. I also started working out. I now have more energy and weight less, feels good.
>>91473383I love soda but it rots your teeth and gives you diabetes, idk how it's still legal.
You did this
>>91473720I do too bud, dr pepper was my thing I still drink it once in a blue moon but it's a drastic reduction in what I used to drink.
Gura should sing these songs for Christmas Karaokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pMV4CIFdRA&list=PLF13C03C1102ADD44&index=3
Gura and Mumei should do an offcollab karaoke together.
>>91442652deserved
Who do you buds want to see her perform with during fes? I could see Kronii or Okayu being the most likely, but I'd like to see her perform with either Moom, Zeta, or Foobs.
>>91472423Not every morning, but maybe around once or twice a week. Usually it's one of my hands rather than my whole arm. But one time I must have slept in a real weird position, because my entire left arm was completely numb. I couldn't even move it. I had to grab it with my right hand and shake it around a bit. Was kind of scary, but it was fine after that.
>>91475497She should motorboat choco-sensei for 4 minutes, no music or anything.
>>91475497Me
>>91475497Cover usually makes the song decisions for Holofes but there is a good chance Gura will perform with Ina while Mumei performs with Kronii.
>>91477074>Cover usually makes the song decisions for HolofesNo they don't, not unless the girls ask for suggestions or anything they suggest gets shot down. Other than the song with Ame at BD Gura has always had input on the song/partners she wanted.
>>91477132Gura has never had any input on her sining partners at holofes. She debuted after that era.
>>91477194retard
hello
>>91477281hey hows it going?
I did some burpees and got dizzy
>>91477315Slept in all day after a long week at work and I'm going to keep chilling in bed. Also thinkin' about Gura.
>>91477233Fes units are assigned by management and then they have to choose a song together.
big lunch, big nap
I'm having an experience in Isaac and idk how I caused it
>>91478977woah I don't think thats ever happened to me
I beat dark souls 1. Am I a gamerbud now?
>>91479836ye
>>91479865Nice
>>91479555its something from the "delete this" challenge, all items are glitched and have random effects, something made my screen wavy with flashy changing colors, but it would also give me dmg and attack speed whenever I picked up anything. I died from a narrow vacuum rock with spikes on the sides. Gura would absolutely get motion sick from this
>>91478977>You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack
>>91481058Now that's hot.
>>91481130that's Gabby
Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.
>>91481531Gabby is Gura dumbud
>>91480302Sounds wild. I think I would get motion sick playing like that too. Been a long time since I played Isaac, I've definitely missed a lot.
>>91481724retard
My wife...
>>91432115AWOOOOOGA JUST LOOK AT THOSE DUMMY THICC SHARK THIGHS!!!!! OOOHH YEEES!!!!!
Gura, this is us.
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Wife soon?
>>91481595>>91466155THE HOUR IS AT HAND APOSTATES
>>91484763clunny
I love Gura and chumbies
>>91486800
Gura does this as an adult.
>>91487668She's also still practicing her ABCs
>>91471908Source?
>>91488511She's so cute
I got a big headache and I can't stop sneezing :(
>>91490144nyoo