party in japan now with 20% more shinri! editionLast thread: >>91454762TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo TEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmondhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmond>Noir Vesper [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesperhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_en ARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze >OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX>Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
>>91484293/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
>>91484329amen
>>91484329koimen
>>91484329AMEN
>>91484329Amen.
leglock and babytrap machina x flayon>>91484329amen
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HAKKERS ON THE COOKIE CLICKER TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGOXweWI7sghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGOXweWI7sghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGOXweWI7sg
Missing my blue wife today
FATTEST OF FAT FUCK BIRDS
>>91484329Axel'sMoistEroticNuts
>>91484986Will Hakka dunk the cookie??
>>91484986Reminder that Hakka baked the worst cookies of all times
Upcoming today:Hakka cookie clicker airing now!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGOXweWI7sgFlayon chatting and playing "THOSE GAMES" in 40 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOoSnd75URk5PM PST | 8PM EST | 10AM JSTJurard playing Path of Exile 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPRc335IZvY9PM PST | 12AM EST | 2PM JSTSimbang Tavi Day 44AM PST | 7AM EST | 9PM JST
>>91485220not so fast
>these aren't horsepills i swearhe's taking horsepiss tranny pills...
>>91485313Nah these look fine compared to hakka's
>>91485313Colour aside, they don’t look too bad
>>91485313Hey, underneath the racially questionable decoration they actually looked pretty good
>>91485220>>91485313
>>91485803bettel's cookies look like those frogs that give birth through their backs
>>91485803
>>91485906>scorned vestie image with gramps obliteratedkek
>>91485094Stop sucking on his nuts so he gets up dummy.
XENOKUNIAN RABU RABU
>ran and hugged Shinriawww
>tokimane said "don't you wish you could just die once and revive instantly"somehow the cable TV bros manager is perfectly matched to them>shinri said "imagine if you said "did you eat the last slice of pizza?" and then kill yourself and traumatize them for life"KEK DERANGED PETTY MAMA
>i guess that's where he stores puniko
>>91486556That's a funny Puniko popsicle
>hakka>visiting Florida>after 2025yeah bro gl
TECH ISSUE HATE
>hakka has the power to transfer spermo's soul into other vessels>puts him in a hakkito plushie and left him on the beach to stay warm>no spermo in japan winter
YEAH! YOU WANT "THE PILOT", RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU APPRECIATE HIM! ON THE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOoSnd75URkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOoSnd75URkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOoSnd75URk
PILOT ON THE MOBILE GAME SLOP TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOoSnd75URkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOoSnd75URkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOoSnd75URk
>>91487949I want the pilot
>>91488001Cursed imagery
look at his mama's art:https://twitter.com/oxSTL/status/1867158994344882324
>>91488076I think its cute.......
>>91488154That's good
>fsp actually paid for hakka's flight to japanwhat the fuck
>hakka felt bourgeoise af at the fsp studio
>morning voiceoouhghghhg
I'm falling asleep (;ω;｀*) uwehh
>soft jawbreaker on a stickIs xenokunian candy some kind of drug
> imagines he'll be stopped at the airport someday because of how much candy he's carrying>"are you like trafficking something?"> "no man, just smiles"
my cute sick little brother is playing zoomer slop on my phone
Axel you stupid fuck where are you :(
hakkers cute...
>>91489157sorry he's busy
>VG anniversary next monthOh yeah...>Projects for it are still pending permissions/approvals>The only thing that I can do is wait fasterI swear to God
>>91489489best management can offer is deleting promotional videos.
>>91489489
Me too hakker, me too...
>>91489338Hey what the fuck, how'd you get this picture of me
Just listened to the space, that was lovely.Cuddling with Shinri in the morning... grabbing him some coffee so he doesn't have to get up... giving him a foot massage...
lost my respect to my kababayan octaviohttps://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1867725432847839733
>>91490155tavi is the 444444 poster
this brat and his shitty sanrio opinions...
>>91490473Who do you like...
>>91489933excuse you, it's a picture of me
>>91490629i love cinnamoroll but pompompurin hate is unacceptable
mama is really in love with dance performance
>>91490733Shinri you should be thankful if you even get the change to ever walk on that studio at all
>>91490719That little dog is really something.
>>91490733Maybe they should look into some basic dancing lessons before that, the pole dancing stream was ass
Stream died???
jewtube HATE
>>91490768you're so right, he should get on his knees and kiss staff's feet for the privilege of being allowed to walk on the same ground as them.let the man tweet his silly 3D ideas
>>91491234eh, idk, just read the room, better than giving false hope to his viewers
>>91491234my name is staff btw
fuck you auntie i want a flay hug now
>>91490719i can't believe flay would hate on rikka's oshi...
>Maidenless?>You are my maidens
>>91490719Sorry Roons, your autistic oshi needs to die for his garbage opinion.
>>91491717Wowwy
>>91491717Parasocial just like his fand
>>91491717i know you're here flayon... i know you see meeee
>>91491762if oshis are dying for garbage opinions then tavi needs to go first >>91490155
aniki doko
>you mean you don't have intense feelings to marry me I DO!!!!!!
>>91491968i can't tell if you're brand new or just spectacularly retarded. its axel, he's in japan, he never streams regularly. begging all fucking day yesterday when he has a late night giant collab booked in and begging this morning when you know they're all wrecked is just stupidity.
>>91492093I have no idea what you're talking about faggot, but you go on, don't forget to tell your mom about how you did a good job policing /mans/ so you can get your golden star.
>>91491850he so is....>>91491809Just a little!~
>>91492210>I have no ideathen why talk?
never thought we'd ever get a roon-like axelotlkinda cute
>>91492312kys nigga, you have some guts talking about "how new" when you're ripping your pants over a aniki doko post
>He always thought FF were all sequels of each otherHow the fuck does that even happen?
>>91492641babiest of all gamers
>>91492312OK but Aniki dokooooooo
>>91480976apparently they have to manually enable anonymous listening
HE'S GROOMING US UWOOOOOOOO
the tone difference with his filter on is crazy
kek
>>91492641I also thought that until I had a chance to actually read the descriptions of each game. But I figured that out when I was like 10 or something.
>>91493190QUICK, WE GOTTA SAVE HIM, HE'S STILL INSIDE
>if everything goes well and they get card packs today, pokemon terastal festival opening with hakkabro tomorrow sat NA/sun JST>sunday NA/monday JST off day, very busy with stuff to do>wants to do an offcollab with shinri, axel and flayon>wanted to play UNO in person but unsure of perms
I'd be happy with a simple off collab zatsu, please don't get so hung up on perms that you end up not doing anything together
BUCKSHOT ROULETTE OFF COLLAB WITH A REAL GUN
>>91493668this is tempus, they can't think of anything
>zesty aniki is rubbing off on him kek
>Cards against humanityImagine
>>91493952all of them would get terminated in 5 minutes tops
>>91493952God that'd be the funniest shit in existence. The VOD would fucking die the minute they started stream but it'd be so worth it.
i will suck on flayon's nose to circulate blood flow and make him quit whining about the cold
>VG came over mostly for the fsp karaoke event and a quick personal holiday/shinri's paperwork stuff>need to get a collab in the short time before they all go homeweh...
>The karaoke off collab was the main thing>holostars don't have anythingWow.
They should do that cooking contest they were supposed to do before the troubles started
>Takoyaki party if Chihuahuamane still has the machine from last year
>>91494090I will suck the precious flaysnot out of his nose and keep it safe in a vial
>>91491717I never knew how manipulating corpo vtubing could be until recently.
>>91494185The HQ half anni disaster...
>>91494299>would most likely be around 11am-1pm JST lunch hour (7PM PST, 10PM EST)
>>91492641Too busy working to play games
Any time is good Hakka. Just protect the vod.
>axel was busy doing something last night and is probably still sleeping
Jurard-kun let's go over there-peko!
>Flayon is very flexibleGee, Hakka
>Wants to invite over a few JP senpais to the offcollabPlease...
STUDIO HATE
why has he been so horny lately?
sex 24/7 WITH ME
>mario party jamboree>2 switches, one for JP, one for EN>ask tokimane immediately>only need one POVLETS GO
Please management don't fuck with hakkers plans for once
>>91493128Oh so that was it, I remember Elon fucked up everything once he took over and changed so people had to be logged to see anything on the website.
>the least i can do is work and do my jobi wish everybody had this mentality
>>91495139It needs to be 50 turns for the true in person Mario Party purgatory experience.
KEK
>>91494362Nearly 2 years later and the sight of Axel all alone in the studio kitchen (I know the names were there but you know what I mean) still makes see red.
>>91495002>hornyalways has been
>>91494327hmm? what do you mean by that exactly?
>>91494591Dammit
>>91495592Mama's twitter is a slight peek into his warped mind.
>>91494591Sorry my bad, I forcefully cockwarmed him all night
>>91495428kek, bettel could never
>If he ever gets a daki he'll make it cursed and not sexyIs Hakka embarassed about having a daki? Unexpected
>>91496523Hakka pretends to be a whore but he's actually bashful and pure
>>91496523he does enough whore anthems and has plenty of official art you can goon to, a daki is an opportunity to do the funniest shit ever
Hakka is my whore
>>91496936we know shinri
Hakka is my idoru
>>91494156>HoloJP: massive amounts of New Year's programming + Countdown concertDuh, makes sense with them being the main branch and all.>HoloID: participating in the New Year's programming + definitely participating in the CountdownOK I mean, not surprising, ID has been involved for years now.>HoloEN: Christmas event and participating in the New Year's programming + Countdown concertAgain, duh, it's the EN branch. There's a lot of girls, they're popular, and they've been involved in the NY stuff since 2022.>StarsJP: 2 different Christmas collabs, a full branch Christmas collab, + New Year's casino program (JP only for all)....yeah, the Countdown being gone sucks. I mean, at least they get 2 events back to back->StarsEN: ..... (*takes down ARMIS plushie video*)....I really think whoever oversees the whole Stars branch just fucking hates EN. At the time I'm writing this, they're literally the only branch in the whole company with no official ANYTHING for either holiday. That's insane.
>>91496090>My self sacrifice kink is actually me desperately trying to get isekai'doh shinri
>>91497103>....I really think whoever oversees the whole Stars branch just fucking hates EN. At the time I'm writing this, they're literally the only branch in the whole company with no official ANYTHING for either holiday. That's insane.I mean that's known, specially because StarsEN isn't under holostars
>tomorrow stream at 11AM JST (7PM PST, 10PM EST) opening cards with hakkabro
>>91497103No wonder they were all fucking depressed at the end of November. There was nothing last year either but at least they had the 3D showcases to look forward to.
>>91496090Mama is one fucked up nigga, idk how anyone can yume for him, that nigga wanna fuck ghost, ghouls,goblins, the whole nine yard of monsters
flayon....
>>91497103StarsJP doesn't communicate shit with EN. The boys have made more of an effort on that front than management.
>>91497103Tempus did get Christmas plastic with copypasted antlers kek
>>91497407Do you not? Lame.
>>91497407That's exactly why!
>>91497472>plasticDON'T FORGET THE M U G S
flayon is low tier god
>>91497682go back nijini
>>91497811>nijinigger
>hakka why aren't you here? it makes me mad not being able to go and open your door whenever i want. i hate not having power over youHAKKABRO HATE, WE COULD HAVE HAD MECHABIRBO
>>91497682>confirmed that a sea nijisister gooner is jobbing in heregrim
Flayon....you arent doing it perfectly......
roon sisterwives...
>>91497176Oh no, I knew that. I mean they seem to have really ramped up their hate for them this year.
>>91498417They hate the en branch for not being idol enough
flayon is unable to sexually assault hakka physically and so he must sexually harass him online
>>91497407He may like monsters and stuff that sound fucked up at first glance, but in the end it's all very vanilla.Supernatural entities or monsters won't judge you for being a little different. Shit like eye socket docking and Scorn-like body fusing all comes down to a need for intimacy, really.
i like that this game sometimes plays the noise those enemies from silent hill 2 make
>>91498572only three of the original twelve were hired on as idols and the rest jobbed their way to success, there's no way "can sing and dance" is a metric on their books when they hired raw dumbasses back in the day.
>>91499180HolostarsJP has nothing to do with EN
>>91498650wat
>>91498706i hate that he's got the fusing stuff stuck in my brain now fuck it sounds so nice
i want to make flayon sicker
i love watching my retard get his brain enrichment time and develop his problem-solving skills
>>91498417Based on what Astel said, it honestly sounds like they just....gave up. He can't even get management and all of the boys to sit down in a meeting to discuss plans for the future.
i want to make flayon... you know
armis HATES HATES HATES octavio
what is Shinri and Ruze's meyers briggs?I see both of them as INTJ
>>91499943>both GBs not streaming>sucking each other off without permsHATE
>>91500060>mahvel>chink gamenot happening
>>91497103It's kind of funny, in a tragic way, that the hololive faction thinks management loves the boys to the detriment of the girls, and the stars faction thinks the management hates the boys.
>>91500018I wonder if Ruze and Ryzar have the same Meyers Briggs personality on account of being brothers. That would be a cool collab stream
fat fucks on the telly
>>91490155Had to look up the context, and SOME of those “facts” would be correct…. If it wasn’t almost always being co-opted and being done at the expense of actually being good, and not even the co-opt is done competently. Respect not lost, just a tad disappointed. The instigating tweet, on the other hand… virtue signal harder, I can still see.
>Flayons had would literally go right through us roonsfucking HOT
>>91500060>too sick to stream>still playing for hours off stream
>>91497682This was Flayon......
i love my red retarded pilot prince cat dog raccoon autistic husband so so much
>>91500719Flayon is the roon that avatarfags
>>91500684His yumes need to believe he's too sick to do anything so they keep the simpbucks pouring in while he does literally everything else just fine
>>91500313Honestly all I get from this is that management only loves money
>>91490155blue stars en unity in supporting the cause
>>91500810This is the correct answer, and I don't understand how anyone thinks otherwise.
>>91500810Most businesses do
DINGODINO OVERLAP YIPPEE
>>91491968ANIKI KOKO
>>91501082but what if... dinodingo PoE2
lmao
>>91501173Now that would be an unexpected duo.
>>91490155I dont get it, whats the big deal
>>91501173god i wish, but the dino's tard anxiety seems to have the boys giving him his space unless they're named ruze, he doesn't really go for guerrillas. and he likes to practice games so he can do well in them before collabs, so he's probably prepping to be good for ruze.
>>91501173I don't think just woken up Axel can handle full power Jurard. His brain might melt. It'd be funny though.
>>91501234You can't like things other than big boob women and men in leading roles or you are woke
>>91501332Yeah, that's the usual pattern for him with a new game he thinks will take time to learn. Guys will invite him to do something spontaneously and he'll be like "No no, I need to practice first" and miss the moment to collab.
>>91500018shinri is istphttps://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1659822829800665094
collab incoming?
>>91501510God, I wish. I'd also accept Axel full tilting in League while Jurard makes squeaky toy noises.
>>91501173STEP ASIDE, HAKKERS IS GOING FOR THE LEAGUE COCK, HE WILL NOT BE TAKEN
No one wants to watch Jutard though
>>91501608>>91501631>league...mama whyI'll watch if they decide to stream it but still
>>91501234Someone was having a melty because Tavi echoed a “woke” statement, that’s all. Ignore and move on, I’m sure there’s better ways to spend your energy, like grinding PoE2, or attempting to stomp people in rivals on the off chance the enemy is too “sick” to do seemingly anything else.
>>91501234fuck wokes>>91500976what is this?
>>91501577What quiz is this, what do I google
>>91502351Myers-Briggs
>>91502332flip having an absolute melty and revenge doxxing, all the more reason that sea bugmen and bugwomen fans are a mistake
>>91502351https://quiz.plantidapp.com
>>91502428Nah, the doxx was already posted in numbers before. How nyfco found out about their RMs is a mystery.
>>91502404Thanks for the answer, did one at some point, but the symbolic flower was a new category, wondered if a “new” quiz was circulating that’s all
range ban all of SEA
JUTARD ON THE EXILE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPRc335IZvYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPRc335IZvYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPRc335IZvYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPRc335IZvYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPRc335IZvY
>>91502001TFT is alright
>>91502534Oh yeah, the flowers is new to me too. Maybe give it a shot I guess >>91502463
>>91502463Thanks!>>91502570That seems like a nightmare, can’t even imagine…
jurard is the tavi schizo
>>91502428being woke is a disease.
>>91502758Enjoying a game with a female lead isn't woke. Liking as game that has tranny characters is.
>>91502758Doxxfag-kun, no one gives a shit. Go back.
>>91502682not gonna give the exact pathway for obvious reasons, but he bragged about being an OG fan of someone and leaving a comment on their page at a particular time/event, and alongside descriptions he'd made of himself in general people found the old comment and grabbed his pfp
Axel...
He's trying so hard to remember how words work...
>doxx talkholy kill yourself
AXEL ON THE MENSHI TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MOBOLfinbQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MOBOLfinbQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MOBOLfinbQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MOBOLfinbQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MOBOLfinbQ
>>91502960No one complained when all the Baldurs Gate 3 men were weathered and ugly while the women (safe for the frog lady) were beautiful
SEA hours
aniki…
God I hate everything how Jutard has attracted the worst type of fans
>I remember my masseuse telling me I need to get a better pillowTruly a princeling sentence
>>91503192never should've hired a flip, let alone two
>>91503192Vesties existed long before Jurard's debut
>>91503231Real. Tavi I can stand because he works his ass off and is pretty good at singing. Jutard is just a brand risk and the reason why I don't watch Armis collabs
Axellll
ayo sick axel voice is kinda hot
>>91503317you only hate him for collabing with girls with no problem.
>I made it clear and conciseNo you didn't?
>>91503192what happened
Axel is sounding like a black old man from Alabama KEK
>>91503450Tavi does it too though, so does every other boy. Jurard isn't some rizzlord even if he wants to think he is kek
Goldrex...
>>91503537(You)
>>91503580ok unicorn
having kids with axel and him calling you mami...
PAKO-SEN I KNEELhttps://x.com/pakosun/status/1867802147360059470
>>91503824YOOOOOOOOO
UOOOOHHHHHH PAKOPAKOPAKOPAKOPAKO
>>91503824>>91503854Sugoi Pako-sensei
I want to welcome Axel home after he has gone drinking with the boys, giving him a welcome hug, making sure he drinks water, brushes his teeth and then tucking him to bed and playing with his hair until he falls asleep and then giving him a kiss on the forehead
>My attention span is the size of a peaI'm not sure that's how you measure that, banchou...
>>91503824>>91503854>>91503905this looks like a bitchy third wheel in a yaoi manga
>>91503282Don't lump us in with that
I HAVE A CHANCE
>auntie telling banchou to clean his room or no LAN party
>>91503824>>91503854>>91503905Welp Shinri is gonna graduate
>>91503977hello my name is Axel syrios yo, wassup tuck me into bed and do all those other things as well yo
i feel like i'm getting groomed
>>91504201yo
He fucking pulled an Axel. Sasuga banchou.
WE'RE SO BACK!! Lol, I missed this laugh.
I hope Axel does gets his dream family one day, he deserves a loving wife
>the VOD's gonna get circumcised
>>91504484…he’s so dumb lmaoo
TWO DAY STREAM WOOOOO
>followed staff's bad link to POE1 just like shinri>streamed the wrong game>vod needs editing>download for POE2 is gonna take 3 days
GAME DOWNLOADING ENDURANCE STREAM LET'S GOOOO
>>91504556sasuga dino
...I can't keep watching this stream, I'm getting so delulu
I chose the right guy to oshi with axel. Love this dude
>what if I submit a perms application right now and get perms literally on the stream?He's so dumb
>>91504198AGAIN?? How many degrees does this man want?
>starts laggingIncredible
>>91504835As many as possible. After a certain point, the debt's the bank's problem instead of his.
>>91504904this is why he doesn't want kids, he knows he would saddle them with 300K of student loan repayments
>>91504556why are flips like this?
IT'S ONLY ONE DAY NOWWWW, WE DID IT!!
how the hell did a man like Axel come from a tiger mom and whimpering weeb father, he has his flaws but damn he seems like such a fuckin good dude man
>>91505028>whimpering weeb fatherhow did you get that impression? sure, he's shy on stream, but from what axel talks about he's a regular hardworking aussie bloke who goes to the pub with his mates. he's his father's son and wants a tiger wife to treat kindly just like his mom.
>would you mind giving me perms, m'lady? Sir?
Gonna go kill the stupid dinosaur, you guys want anything while i'm out?
>gonna google pictures of rocks and rate them in a tierlist
BOYS OFFCOLLAB TAKOPA TOMORROW
TOMORROW!YEAH WOO YEAHhttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1867811046104477761
>it's like it has shit stains all over it>rates it C tier
My ten year old son is having fun imagining playing with his pixelated images of rocks
He's so retarded; how cute
>>91505457>>91505466Ruze and Ryzar back on the menu?
>I'm not rich enough to have a river in my houseNo...
ONE NINETEEN HOURS LEFT
ONLY 19 HOURS LEFT WOOO!!
>>91505457>>91505466YIPPIEE!
Axel you're gonna lose money with crypto again
Supportive auntie
>>91505457Tempus only, right?
>>91506176ARMIS COLLAB LET'S GOOOO
>>91506214unless he managed to get some JPs last minute, yes only Tempus
>>91506214Watch streams
DOWNLOAD UP TO 2% LFG!!
I hope holostars can play woke videogames soon after seening game awards yesterday
>10000 anime characters
>What gemstone would you give a lover?>I think rubies are romanticBanchou cute
>pass mikasaBased, too menhera
>ZETTAI PASSU.KEK
INSANE PLAP SESSION
>If I was a kid I would probably eat Tide PodsI don't think anyone is surprised to hear this, banchou
5%! 5%!
shumashu
HOLY CRUNCHY DINO
Anti-chiropractor PSA ASMR?
I love my super sweet dumbass himbo heeheehaha man Axel Syrios.
>child literally just making fake fart sounds into the micLeader, I can't believe you're missing this
He's hitting puberty!
Acne-scarred dino...
How many times do you think Jurard's been formally diagnosed as stupid?
>I have really sensitive skin>It goes really red when you slap itH-hot...
>Indoor sunscreen application ASMRWTF is this stream??
goddamn, jurard is a good entertainer
>Gaming>Tier list>ASMR>Beauty advice>Food reviewTruly a king of variety streaming
>>91507938Don't forget medical advice! (Seriously, don't go to a chiropractor. They're not actually trained in medicine.)
>I nicknamed my doctor "Dr. Stone"Sasuga.
This really is an incredible display of ADHD.
>What the fuck is a hexagon?
>what the hell is a magenta?
>What the hell is a magenta?!
The worse he feels, the funnier it is.
He's making a fucking flowchart of what he's going to do after the game downloads. I love him so much.
>These are his tits>The traps of an ancient god>Abs like...keyboards...or something
>Legs made of wheels
>The abs are lasers>Fires carrot shaped rockets
>3 of the steps in his plan are just him...sitting and playing the game
1 HOUR AND 11 MINUTES LEFT!!
I love my retarded son
Lol, this is never gonna survive.
EXHAUST. PIPE.
Gotta put my son's art up on the fridge
exhaust pipe perms revoked
He made emo Schwarzenegger...
bruh you made it worse
The power of ADHD is truly astounding.
Art has unlocked mouthbreather mode
>don’t these games let you be who you want to be?>wants to be a jacked man with a long pipe up his ass and laser nipplesThat tracks
Honestly didn't expect him to know what an enzyme was.
>fuelled by fartsLeader would be proud
>The real villain was his creator...me.
I love my retarded flip husband
>>91509907...
When is he gonna release da food?
>even more edging>wet mouth noisesI'm gonna slap him
