Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds https://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enPrevious Thread: >>91490888
I love my wife so much!!
*Chops your dick off*
Sex with a fembud.
bread
pɐǝɹq
I ate many sliders today. I'm full
>>91533996What kind of sliders?
>>91534058cheeseborgar sliders
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
>>91534115>*Le touché*
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.
>>91534109I lub cheeb borgar swiders…
I really need to force myself to get out of bed before it starts getting dark again, it's getting way too tempting to just go back to sleep for who knows how many more hours it might end up being.Such as it is working nights and never seeing the sun this time of year, always feeling tired when you're really not.
>>91534335The curse of the nightshift. I share this pain with you, nightbud.
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
not gonna readI LOVE GURA!!
>>91534335>>91534538I salute you fellow nightshiftbuds
My favorite warhamner quote >Only doody dies in the death
>>91534143>*Lo touchõ*
Gurass
>>91534700SNIFFFFF
>>91534547samen
I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.
You ever think gura just hungers for her kouhai's flesh? Like one day hunting one of them and eating their flesh in the wild?
I fucked the nyumauamy guy
>>91534911>shankmore like skank am I right?
Day 7! Give it up for day 7!
>>91534983Why are you lying?
hype train status?
I did 15 burpees and now I feel sick
>>91535479The ASMR love nest project will be glorious!
>>91535548Did your birbs get agitated again
>>91536051Yeah
Gura is sedated
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN!
>>91535548>>91536105If you are a fatfuckbud, could it be that you are causing them to experience an earthquake when you jump up and down
>>91536454One of my birds doesn't like rustling noises and fast movements. It scares her
Hungy hungy hungy
heh heh hehshe's mine chumbies
>>91536591I’m gonna fuck it
Day 75! Give it up for day 75!
>>91536591I didn't know jeff was a female...
>>91537391Impostor!
Baguraette honhonhon
>>91537883
i had a bagette once it was awful
>>91538182where did you get it from?
>>91537391why are you gray?
Gura's porno with Shion is 80% done.
>>91538417The gas station
>>91539219Kek. Excellent line, and well delivered too, chumbud.
>>91538417a grocery store
>>91539219There must be A LOT of cunny rubbing for it to take this long.
D-do you think gura will really get SNOT together before the end?
>>91538417Jcpenny
>>91538417I found it in the woods behind my backyard
>>91539221>>91539830>>91540047>>91540418who do I believe??
>>91540540Me!
>>91540767which one are you?
>>91540847hes like 3 of them
>>91540847I’ll never tell
>>91541094Yeah? Well I bet you can’t guess which 3.
dinos prefer garlic bread
>>91541752Hon hon oui oui!
I wish to make cumcum in goobys cuncun.
Are we all creepy perverts?
Where are her gills located? If they get hit, will she suffocate?
>>91542880on the side slightly below her chest
>>91542880It would be extremely painful
>>91538065La basé
>>91543216
>>91542803>*Li touchí*
>>91542880she could suffocate if she's underwater and her gills are damage, yes
>>91543291
>>91543749
>>91543847
>>91543291>>91543749>>91543847The rare triple-kiss-back…this moment had only been mentioned in myth…sugoi!!!
>>91543168You're a big girl
>>91543887>>91543847>>91543749>>91543291Oh…my…goodness. Can it really be…
>>91543978It's a quadruple!!!>>91543887
>>91543994ye
You nerds can kiss each other all you want, I'll be busy smooching Gura.
Are you a chumbabooey?
>>91543168>>91543109Imagine Gura getting tapped in the ribs and she drops to her knees clutching her throat gasping and straining and whimpering before she finally manages to take a breath and bursts into tears from the frightening experience.
>>91544362Oui oui mister
For King and Cunny!
>>91544523For s’ghetti too!!!
>>91544068>>91544134Ye>>91544358That Gura? Me.
>Sharks have extremely course skin covered in tiny layers of razor sharp scales which is harmful to touch If you tried to cuddle Gura, she’d take your skin off like a cheese grater.
>>91544432I'm imagining it happening to you
>>91544676Well if that’s the case then…
>>91544666I love s’ghetti!
>>91545001I feel so loved...
>>91544666>>91545222retards
>>91545393
>>91544969I’m imagining it happening to Gura so I can console and comfort her and encourage her to be more careful next time and to not walk into tables like a baka shork.
>>91545222
>>91544942Gura is a shapeshifter. If she cheesegrates you it means she doesn't like you.
>>91545944
>>91544942If I die cuddling Gura…then so be it
>>91545907uh huh
>>91546132No, she’s a super realistic shark. If sharks get forcibly inverted then they instinctively go into a trance called tonic immobility. If you grabbed Gura and flipped her upside down, she’d immediately fall asleep. Then you can do whatever you want with her.
Maybe I should buy some coffee and make those memes like I wanted to 4 weeks ago…
>>91546550Gura is a shark who shapeshifted into a human and she retains her shapeshifting powers to this day.
My wife.
Gura is an old hag who shapeshifted into human piss and retains her pissy to this day
>>91546624Gura possesses acute electroreception on par with that of a Great White. This means she is able to sense any and all lifeforms in a vast perimeter by detecting the electrical pulses within their nervous system, making all forms of stealth totally useless against her, and is basically an overpowered sixth sense.
>>91546801This picture will go down as one of the most important pictures in human history and I am fully prepared to die to actualize this moment into our reality.
>>91547514Stupid shark. Get off my desk. You’re going to leave a mark where your dirty butt is.
>>91547623Post more art featuring her freaking cool gills.
>>91547920no!
>>91547765Still can’t believe Gura liked this on Twitter
Wife soon?
Knife spoon!
>>91547968Please? :c
>>91548907fine but only because this one is recent and I don't have to scroll far
Reminder that they are>They had discord sleepovershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U>Ame called her "My Love"https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their petshttps://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Ameliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOkAnd there's way more evidence but if I listed it all this post would be over a hundred thousand characters long. Don't let any cuckposters try and tell you some bullshit rrats based off of milktoast nothingburgers.
>>91549386I like milktoast
>>91548989It’s a really cool concept for her, breathing from multiple sources.
>>91549484never had it, what's it like and how do you make it?
>>91549655I lied. I never had milk toast
>>91549386Stupid faggots!
>>91549960Gura is too small to know what lesbeans are.
>>91549578real neat, gills for breathing underwater, lungs for breathing on land
>>91549782
gura says gamer words
>>91550702Gura called me a retard, a nigger and a faggot on multiple occasions...
>>91550702She knows ALL of the gamer words.
Gura is useless at everything except breeding
>>91550702no she doens't... she's nice and only does that when she's with someone meaner than her who will take the heat if anyone gets mad
>>91552129She's literally said on stream that she says gamer words when she gets frustrated.
Off, once again, to the nightshift
>>91552364goob luck bud
>>91552364Stay safe bud.
>>91552364
>skittles weren’t very good, very brittle, likely frozen during transport>smoothie taste like shit, new-hire zoomer faggot probably used too much ice>chinese food was probably be fine - until stupid faggot Lincoln cut me off forcing me to slam on breaks and chinese food went flying and is now a messWell how was your guys’ dinner?
>>91552250that doesn't count unless it's to another person
>>91557274I'm still stuffed from those cheeseborgar sliders I made earlier. I must have ate too much
>>91557780That was like 20 hours ago…how many did you eat??
>>91557274I haven't eaten yet, but I'm making a lasaga
>>91558306I had some left over meat from yesterday. It was enough to make 9 sliders
>>91558336Is it the stouffers kind?
>>91557274Rough, sorry to hear about that.I just had some leftover beef stew, it was good and filling.
>>91558336This is my favorite Gura tail. Massive dummy thick at the root, teeny tiny at the tip. Just like my dick.
>>91558670I probably could’ve avoided the whole honestly…I like beef stew. It’s good human food.
>>91558540idk, I made it myself
>>91559757You made homemade lasagna?? Are you some kind of genius or something??
>>91560288If you made lasagna without a home, would it still be homemade?
https://youtube.com/shorts/c8gX0CFz5MQChat is this real???
>>91560288no you just make the sauce, pour some into a baking dish, add a layer of lasagna sheets (I soak them in hot water for a while because they're often undercooked if I don't) add more sauce, another layer, pour the rest of the sauce on top, add cheese on top, and bake for like 30-45 minutes depending on what kind of consistency you want your cheese to be.
>>91553091>>91553733>>91556742ily, thanks for the choccy drink
>>91557274I had some delectable meat pancakes for dinner.
>>91561325Of the bacon variety perhaps?
new goob
>>91562869Source?
>>91562869I like the little thigh squeeze
>>91562951moris announcement stream
>>91562869look at Moom's lustful gaze...
>>91563083what was announced, and link?
>>91563083>moris announcementew
>>91561325>>91562095Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakesBacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes
>>91563134i think its a holoen song but im not watching the stream, just reading hlgg
>>91563134there's a holoen song named odyssey and Gura probably won't be singing in it much
>>91563479at least it'll spawn some Witch Gura fanart
>>91563248People like you are why bone bros is dead. Gura hates you.
>>91563620Why do posts like yours come up every time kiara or mori gets posted here
>>91563707Why are you expecting to be welcomed with open arms when you're antiing people that Gura likes or is at least tolerant of? Fuck off.
>>91563840That anon only said ew chumbie. Theres nothing wrong with what he said, I agree with him
>>91563840Mori is ew incarnate though
Gura is a real christmas wizard now!
>>91563436I actually never had bacon pancakes together. I'll have to try it
>>91564114Here you go chumbie, dig in
>>91564227thanks chumbie
>Witch hat GuraYes yes yes yes yes yes I've wanted more art of this for so long. Legwarmers during the birthday live and now this, I feel spoiled.
>>91562869 (me)bigger visual
>>91564303
>>91564227Look how freaking thicc those pancakes are oh my goobness
>>91562869Gura should wear more cool(cute) hats
>>91564350guras sexy shiny legs...
>>91564335Meguramin is so immanently rapeable bros holy fuck GIMME
>>91564350Moom wants to gurape Goob
>>91564350>ameSo its another case of drawing everyone but not everyone participating.
Guras 2.0 and her recent offical art are slowing making her look less like a child... She's like a young teenager now :(
Love the gooba. Love the chumbas. Simple as.
ToT
>>91564929A fellow scholar I see, I quickly locked in on that too.
>>91565135the slight shine on her smooth legs and the thigh squeeze is so eroi
Thinking of Gura's itty bitty lady parts right now. TuT
I gotta quit cookie clicker. It’s taking too much of my time. Right now I’m sitting at 4.8 trillion in prestige levels.
Hey everyone. Chumvalite dropping in from the Shiori thread. Just wanted to say the Vtuber awards feared chumbuds power to much to put you in the most dedicated fanbase vategory again but its gracious of you to not just punch the wall down and take the award while they cower in fear
>>91565856Based chumvalite/novelbud
>>91565850There's Illuminate in Helldivers 2 now.
>>91566187Haven’t played hell divers yet. Your post has no power over me
>>91566187>>91566600Helldivers mentioned I'm posting propaganda.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJLgAX85CbMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTk6xPCWQgU
>singing shark inncute
>>91565856I thought they already did the award thing a little while ago?
>>91566187oh yeah I saw a trailer of new aliens to fight, they seem to be more advanced and turn the local population into zombies as cannon fodder or something, they added cars, so I hope they add proper tanks eventually. I haven't actually played it so far and I feel hesitant to get it after all the drama
>>91567333There was a normie award show thing where Pekora got nominated for Creator of the year and so they could give Ironlung Vtuber of the year since Twitch runs it but this was the one just for Vtubers thats actually voted by fans rather fan votes "Being included"
Ok I’m gonna make the meme
>So light em up up up>Light em up up up>Light em up up up>Im on fy-yaaaa!!
>>91567966They added urban environment and melee weapons as well.
>>91568022I see, thank you. I think there's too many of these things, it was already hard to care about them before.Although I think they're a fun little thing as long as no one takes them too seriously, but unfortunately I think some people do.
>>91539219As long as it involves gura licking toes i'm interested
>>91557274Ribs and coleslaw. My friend ordered banana pudding too and I was blown away by the flavor
>>91564350Gura is shion's slutty little apprentice
>>91568809
>>91560818imagine this nerdy looking shrimp sized girl bullying you out of your lunch money.....
>>91573999youd fold because shes cute
>>91573999>>91574352I'd give her the money just because I find her trying to be a bully entertaining.
>>91573999Imagine this dorky little apex predator tearing your throat out with her blade-like teeth.
>>91574352you know me so well, gura
She's really the cutest isn't she?
I think I finally digested my food. I'm in the mood for buldak
>>91549386>Came
If Gura's project ends up being as much of a pile of missed potential as that Promise musical I'm gonna be pissed.
>>91578953>missed potentialwdym? I haven't watched it yet
>>91579998Ended up being a "covering popular songs" concert and not really a musical. Story was confusing to follow. I did like it though
>>91580087 (me) I should also clarify i'm not this guy>>91578953
Goob night.
>>91580804Nighty night chumbie
>>91578953>>91580087Your expectations are retardedly high and you've practically guaranteed that you will be disappointed. Which is what you were aiming for as a professional whiner.
>>91581311But I liked it
>>91581387I'm sorry. I didn't see >>91580184 and assumed you were the same person.
>>91581453It's ok
Training another new guy tonight. It's going surprisingly smoothly.
Someone say something funny. I need to wheeze
>>91582067based securitybud
>>91582067just like five ngiths at feredys!
>>91573999I'd sexually bully her back T u T
>>91582085Did you hear about what happened to the quarterback that went to jail?He used to be a tight end, but now he's a wide receiver.
>>91582956Someone give this chumbie a kiss!
>>91582956
>>91582085Gawr Gura?more like Gawr Goner am I riiiight?
>>91582805it's what she is asking for after all
>>91583850kys antibud
goobnighti love gura
>>91582173ur cute>>91582192Actually Five Nights at Cobson'sHopefully my buddy streams the last level tonight, apparently the sequel's dropping soon...
I ate all the fucking skittles already
>>91584463is jork
>>91584825 (me)*WHEEZE*
i am convinced god wanted gura to be the most cute girl in existence when making her
Yeb
>>91584948he's an asshole for severely crippling her in exchange
https://files.catbox.moe/lsyeni.png
>>91585683That was part of making her maximally cute dumbud
>>91584919how about you jork my twin shork benis
>>91585966i've seen many nijis shown to be bad people, but wosemi so far she seems not part of the clique
You guys are funny
>>91586350Cute, even
>>91584696sleep well bud
elfgoob
>>91587874fatFUCK
>>91587874chat is that real?
>>91588021probably
you ever drink water that's been sitting on your desk too long and it tastes like mold
>>91587874100% real
>>91588098the gigashrimp isreal?
>>91588229ye
>>91588704Oyasame
>>91588704Goob night retard
>>91588704sleep tight buddy
Someone post Gura peeing in the ball pit pic
>>91588855Use it wisely.
>>91589056She looks so happy in there. Like the sheer number of balls has overloaded her brain
>and then the man puts the penis inside the girls butt and then that makes the baby come out
>>91588704Sharkdreams
What did horses do before people started putting horseshoes on their feet?
>>91590053Suffer.
>>91590238Oh…
>>91590053They didn't walk on pavement while carrying heavy loads.
>>91590238just get horsecrocs
>>91590053here's what chatGPT said>Before the advent of horseshoes, horses had to adapt to their natural environment. Here’s what they did:Natural Adaptations:Hoof Structure:>Horses evolved with strong, tough hooves designed to withstand various terrains. Their hooves are made of keratin, which provides durability and flexibility.Lifestyle and Habitat:>Wild horses roamed open plains, grasslands, and other natural habitats where they developed hard hooves through constant movement. The natural wear and tear helped maintain hoof health.Self-Maintenance:>In the wild, horses would naturally wear down their hooves by running on different surfaces, which kept their hooves trimmed and conditioned.Challenges Faced:Terrain:>While wild horses adapted to their environment, they could still suffer from injuries or wear due to harsh conditions, such as rocky ground or wet, muddy areas.Injuries:>Without horseshoes, horses were more susceptible to hoof cracks, abscesses, and other injuries that could occur from rough terrain or overuse.Transition to Horseshoes:>The use of horseshoes began around 400 B.C. in Europe, providing additional protection and support for domesticated horses, especially those used for work or travel over varied and often harsh surfaces.Conclusion>Before horseshoes, horses relied on their natural adaptations and behaviors to maintain hoof health. The introduction of horseshoes improved their ability to work and travel, enhancing their durability and performance in domesticated settings.
>>91590408Hmmm…most interdesting. Thank you chatgptbud.
>>91590053The same thing we did without shoes. Just continue walking and running. I assume they don't build callouses the same way we do. But they definitely have something going on down there to help protect them
>>91590396pfft…horse…croc
I have a rrat on what project Gura is working on. It’s an entire season of an anime. She’s the VA for every single character. She also has a part in the writing for dialogue.
>>91590799sugoi
https://files.catbox.moe/v06g6w.png
>>91591492canon is it above the cheeks or between the cheeks?
>>91591492
>>91591492cant believe gura walks around with this kind of erotic body in real life
https://files.catbox.moe/9nufhz.png
Feels bretty good to finally be the last chumbie. Ha ha.
>>91592735
>>91592735Fool...
>enjoying the shark noises and smells
I had sex with the nyumuamy guy
i still wanna see gura play those cheesy old FMV games
>>91592916
>Dudley Do-Right? More like Dudley Do-Dick!Why did she say this and what does it even mean?
>>91593126The mind of Gura is an enigma.
>>91593459>*Ly touchý*
>>91593459Rape
>>91593690
>>91593614God...
I wonder if the dinos will take this one
>>91593851the dinos are ready to roll out
>>91593966Sugoi!!
>>91588704Goobnight
>>91594071I love my exhibitionist wife.
The dinos will…take…th…Zzzz. Zzzz. Zzzz.
>>91593966based dino
>>91592828I love the nyamynyamy.
>>91594219I fucked that guy
>>91594195
>>91594298Eeek!
>>91594298Back, foul beast
>>91594401So strong!! With incredible speed!
The chumbies will be waking up in a few more hours…
>>91594536Why aren't you asleep yet?
Time to hit the sack
>>91594664goobnightoyasame
>>91594664dino dreams bud
>>91593966>>91594738Hello DinoAIbud, did you see my Dino School of Athens request? Is such a prompt possible?
>>91594536And I've been up all night. I keep watch while the rest are eeping.
>>91594884We nightwatchmenbuds stand vigilant...
>>91533575Whore
>>91595026ikr? what is she thinking baka
>>91564679This has been in the works for quite a while. Ame probably recorded her part before she even announced her departure.
>>91564350Gura looks a little too erotic and bullyable T u T
>>91564350I love that the artist made sure to have Gura's legs fully visible and with the thigh squish band. Whoever they are, they're based and have great taste.
It's time.
>>91595302for what?
