File: commandments[sound=files.(...).png (314 KB, 683x1170)

314 KB PNG

>>91580675
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>91580691
Amen

>>91580691
AMEN.

STOP ADDING BATTER.

File: Geuzp6TbsAABaiL.jpg (1.3 MB, 2000x2500)

1.3 MB JPG

leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>91580691
amen

File: 1730822194979095.png (78 KB, 336x330)

78 KB PNG

>>91580691
Amen.

Hakka got sexual harassed

>>91581150
it's not harassment if he likes it

Wait would a vibrator actually trigger the scanner?

a-are we sure the boys haven't been drinking?

MAMA IT'S BURNIIIING

>if it falls off it's the wrong shape just saying
correct

>>91581332
Is this actually true?

>>91580691
AMEN
Please save the vod

Vod will be ok a funny stream today

>>91581407
yeah man, go look up what plugs look like. They have a flared base for a reason

>we got the axelotl vod market

>>91581525
Hakka said it will be ok so believe him anon

Hakka stop lurking here

LEAVE PUNIKO ALONE

>puniko looks a but phallic

File: 1691026525529752.png (1.43 MB, 1324x747)

1.43 MB PNG

>desktop showed
the vod should've stayed unedited

>>91581716
*a bit
>is that why puniko looks tired?

>>91581614
How the fuck do you get it past your ass then, if it goes in because you're loose enough wouldn't it come out like that?

This takoyaki batch looks burnt

LET'S FIGHTING LOVE COVER WHEN?

is the vod dead i just got back

File: GPzhrVTa0AA-WJ-.jpg (50 KB, 500x500)

50 KB JPG

>flayon is sleepy
>i am sleepy
WE ARE

>>91581797
sphincter is a muscle, and it does not know whether to push in or out, so it goes with in and sucks it into your colon

>>91582058
about to get raped

>>91582056
it's okay, they're for flayon

>>91582059
lewd

>They just got perms for marvel rivals

Hakka and axel are talking too fast and i'm too sick with a fever to keep up TT

Who is westaboo for shaun the sheep
>axel doesn't know what King of the Hill is
unsubscribing

kek flayon

>america simulator

File: 1717910753930116.png (201 KB, 472x364)

201 KB PNG

>>91582084
h-huh

HOMIES OVER HOES

>>91582233
the only western shows he knows are Simpsons, South Park and Breaking Bad

>>91582284
if you cooperate it'll be over quicker anon...

i want two flayon too...

File: IMG_0067.png (264 KB, 1530x2500)

264 KB PNG

>>91580691
Amen.

File: Capture.png (1.07 MB, 685x666)

1.07 MB PNG

you can almost forget they're burnt as hell

what vocal tic will axel pick up from king of the hill?

>the communal holostars en takoyaki pan

They might be planning another cook-off, Axel might get his group cooking thing after all

>>91582865
>Tempus cooks
>Armis judges
man... that'd be nice

>>91582701
>well are you chinese or japanese?

yeah, but you're a FAKE xenokunian hakka

Axel turned hakkabro into a hotpot lover

Please mute Flayon in real life

>they DO shower

shinri is such a weeb

Flayon shut up

File: flaymui.jpg (60 KB, 593x597)

60 KB JPG

please dont shit in the shower

Shinri’s hairy asshole coated in faeces ToT

File: 1720959554661009.png (7 KB, 286x220)

7 KB PNG

They're getting so heated up about this

Why is this happening ( ´・∀・｀) lol

File: 1715526880140559.png (100 KB, 256x256)

100 KB PNG

men are so gross...

Hakka dreams of marrying an almost dying rich grandma so he can build bathrooms with the inheritance

this reminds me that one of my friends admitted to me that he waffle stomps his shit when he showers sometimes, ive refused to use his bathroom since

I disappeared for 10 minutes to write something up and now people are talking about ranked shitting and lightsabers what the hell is going on

>>91583877
This is how men talk the reality lol

>>91584023
Ewww....why would you even poop in the shower

Are we really sure they're not drinking?

>hakkamama used to buy singleply toilet paper
>after hakka joined holostars, they get 3-ply now

>>91584182
They only had apple juice from what hakka said.

I think I just gagged at that explaination holy fuck

Just wipe Normally bro (;ω;｀*)

banzoin caca

>>91584330
DUDE LMAO IVE GOT LIKE 2 FRIENDS THAT DO THAT, ONE EVEN MENTIONED HE SOMETIMES MOANS WHILE DOING IT SOMETIMES

>A photo of your loved one or sand paper?

flayon left to go throw up

>>91584182
They're drunk on bro energy

Tavi missing out

flayon please follow up on that

Tavi should be here

>yo hakka remember that time you shat yourself in the train?

Flayon is so desperate to change the subject the's talking about whoring himself out

>shit-tuation

Girls: he’s probably cheating on me
The boys: shitsuations

>>91584679
that is not him being desperate that's just how he is

This is the longest toilet discussion
(ﾟωﾟ)

>>91584679
He's not good with bro talk

Flayon soundboard not doing shit lol

Just join in flayon

BIBLE QUOTES

axel is based and correct

ok this vod is super dead LOL

hes turned from islam to christianity...

Shut up flayon, i'm listening to the bros

I'm at a Bible sermon now lol
(ﾟωﾟ) bruhhh

I would love to hear them discuss this when they are drunk

flayon shut up

No more shitting ('~`;) lollll

someone tell hakka about how women can push their shit out by sticking a finger in their cooch

Hearing Axel so confused with xenokunians' unhinged shit talking is so funny

I hate toilet talk so much

I love toilet talk so much

Octavio missed out on the japan trip of a lifetime. Imagine him in this grounded gang

>>91585229
Fuck off flayon

File: flaysturggle.png (257 KB, 836x670)

257 KB PNG

hes ngmi

>>91585229
not now flayon the men are talking

I'm surprised how long they can go

>>91585151
What women do you know who would even do that???

Street shitters

Flayon seeing the corn in the takoyaki and being reminded of this talk

>>91585151
We can????

File: GbVvnb9WYAEzpsk.png (639 KB, 681x875)

639 KB PNG

>>91585373
yeah, me

>>91585499
kek

>>91585499
KEEEEEEEEK

I'm just happy to hear mama so happy

Do women talk about pooping???

>>91585551
No, that's a man thing. Apparently this is peak content for males.

>>91585551
idk i only know like 4 women

>>91585551
not to this extent and not around food

>>91585551
They talk about periods instead

>>91585524
( ´_ゝ`) kimoi....why you don't just use the bathroom normally

>>91585551
Mothers will talk about their voms, pisses and shits during pregnancy and about their babies shits, but as a learning/sympathy tool to other parents

>Shinri talking about and showing the boys the San Francisco shit app

KEK

that cheese in the takoyaki is hard as a rock now btw

flayon get off the call

>>91585551
No. Any woman that does is a tomboy.

>>91585551
Period shits.

They really called Axel a pansy spoiled kid

How do they find new type of shit to talk about

>>91585772
As an aussie, he IS a very pampered metropolitan city kid

>>91585789
Hakka has a terrible gift

we finally get an off-collab, stop trying to get them to end early

>>91585639
if you're constipated you can push on the back wall to get things moving again
>>91585697
will you post this every time he speaks kek

>>91585551
My friend told me women's public bathroom is absolutely disgusting, they don't even bother shitting in the toilet.
They're always talking about shit and period and all the fluids that comes out of their vagina

>>91585863
Women's bathrooms are disgusting because they DON'T FUCKING SIT ON THE TOILET SEAT AND GET THEIR SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE AND HAVE THE NERVE TO COMPLAIN THEY'RE DISGUSTING

>you VOMIT! you were fucking shitting from your mouth!

>>91585825
He is a Japanese boy first and foremost, he can't really be compared to your average Aussie kid

axel didnt knowwww. Fake holostar

File: 657324567.png (32 KB, 576x200)

32 KB PNG

GAY

>>91585853
Hmm I see usually I just try to drink water to help my stomach with constipation

Hakka going for top 500 shitting

>>91585863
They climb up, step on the seat and piss everywhere. Womens bathrooms are rancid.

>>91585863
( ´・∀・｀) I don't really like talking about periods it is painful but just not fun to talk about. When I was in school the girls bathroom would have toilet paper on the seat and ceiling then people wouldn't clean the seat.

>>91585863
>>91585932
This doesn't happen. Even in the dirtiest of cities I have never seen a filthy women's bathroom. Worst is maybe a tiny smear of barely noticable blood in the middle. I think you forgot to check the gender on the door and you're referring to male bathrooms. Now THOSE are filthy

>>91586090
not in America

File: poop water[sound=files.ca(...).webm (968 KB, 1920x1080)

968 KB WEBM

Maybe Hakka did shit on the bath...

File: 8rr8ejmfl3i71.jpg (81 KB, 1125x991)

81 KB JPG

>>91586047
Choose your play style, anon

File: GMoki1sa8AAAEjk.png (142 KB, 538x314)

142 KB PNG

>you guys are like the philosophers of shit
>someone's gotta do the research!

File: 1920px-Sanzio_01_cropped.png (3.56 MB, 1920x1069)

3.56 MB PNG

Shinri and Hakka, discussing shit

>>91586161
Womens bathroom cant be as bad as people say, i once saw a fountain of shit in a grocery store mens toilet and once a chunk of flesh in a gas station urinal

>the xenokunians are scaring axel lmao

>>91586207
>>91586209
KEK

>beyblade, let it RIP!!!

Elementary School Female Bathrooms - Disgusting
High School Female Bathrooms - Disgusting
College Female Bathrooms - Barely dirty on a good day (hair strands on sinks), Unflushed toilet or residue on the seats on a bad day

fart on stream lolll don't do it ~(´∀｀~)

>>91586254
Yeah any time I see someone say women's bathrooms are bad it's deflection for how rancid men's bathrooms are. I've been to New York of all places which can get as filthy as a 3rd world country and even their bathrooms aren't bad at all. Worst you smell is a tiny bit of pee and maybe a fart.

>>91585551
Not to the same extent, unless the woman is related to you

>>91586161
on average women’s bathrooms are much cleaner, but I have definitely seen the results of somebody who’s way too fat sitting on the toilet and overflowing it, and also like anon above said, where they stand on the seat and crouch like it’s a squat toilet.

File: the-philosophers-master-o(...).jpg (117 KB, 900x652)

117 KB JPG

>>91586207
>>91586209
I need a fanart based on this one

I'm gonna fall out of my bed ( ＾▽＾)

It really has been 1 hour of literal shit talk. Amazing

>>91586181
SHIT IN THE SAME STALL
BOYS

>>91586464
Please post this image one more time

>shitting in the same stall, BOYS!

why couldn't they be talking about piss instead

>trust your feelings, live in PISS

Mane-san kill the feed!

They are the gods of poop and toilets
( ＾Д＾)

This was the best podcast of the year

>>91586161
Yeah, I’ve never seen a particularly bad women’s bathroom here either so I dunno what this guy is on about

>teaching my co-worker gooning and edging
>that's me with shinri!

>>91586603
bro, im laughing so much

>TRUST YOUR FEELINGS, LIVE IN PISS

I feel like I lost half my brain cells

KEK
https://x.com/pakosun/status/1868172370713981367

FUCKING KEK

Flayon is alive somehow

The Fifth Impact

>the fifth impact
>I WILL SHOW SHIBUYA A REAL INCIDENT

Hakka going to take a shot of butter and shit on another train

So this is what the men's locker room is like??? ( =＾ω＾)

>>91586727
he's dissociating
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1868175091244388440

>>91586603
best fever dream I've ever had

>>91586733
Axel's gonna pass Hakka butter shots through the stall at Shibuya Station

>>91586762
Someone save my nigga, his autism isn't built for this

>Shinri fanboying over the two-door refrigerator because he's left handed because he finally has something engineered for him

File: GHHEIJobEAA6ZkB.png (141 KB, 517x387)

141 KB PNG

>>91586809

>Octavio
Fancy castle shitting
>Hakka and Shinri
Practical ranch shitting

Hakka was so specific about the axelotls, I think Axel lied to him in otter to do that only to the birb

>>91586827
He can't be saved only God can protect him from the shit

>>91586796
if I had art talent I would draw a row of six stalls with holes in the wall for all the members of Tempus to hold hands while they take a shit

>>91586809
KEK

What's the current meta for ranked shitting?

Mindbroken Aniki

is this a xenokuni thing or just banzoin caca

>>91586856
It's the little things...

( ￣▽￣) instead of the knights of the round table they are the knights of the toilet.

>thank God I am only known as the racist of tempus

>thank god i'm only a racist

>>91586938
This one
https://youtu.be/A3hQAiTUf-4

Axel is the racist one, but not the shitter

miyabi was the activation code to awake him from his trance

Why is this reminding me of the Ranch Simulator stream...?

just leave the call flayon

>>91586988
Like Shinri and Hakka said it's a growing up in the trenches thing

File: DMx001_Friendship_symbol.jpg (17 KB, 379x281)

17 KB JPG

>>91586905
Real friends don't need stalls. They can recreate this while squatting in a field together.

Flayon just leave the call

To the men in the thread is this how you guys act ( ＾▽＾) I'm dying

Flayon is gonna make it even harder for them on the next group game collab after this

>>91586866
Hakka is 100% in the fan Discords, he knows too much.

>hakka's next original song, " The Aroma"
>a song about finding toilets around Japan

BANZOIN HAKKA'S NEW ORIGINAL SONG TITLE LEAKED

>do you guys still want to pitch holostars EN perfumes?

>The Shitter and The Watcher

>>91587175
I think they should sell do not disturb signs for bathrooms or something. Maybe some soap too

>>91587175
Weak shit, get them a Poopourri collab instead.

Bettel...forgotten.....

File: 1726607379188713m.jpg (113 KB, 1024x1024)

113 KB JPG

>>91587118
After a few drinks and went the vibe is chill as fuck, yeah that's usually how it goes down. Usually involving doing dumb shit as well.

File: GVD8RFsa8AAiwEZ.jpg (91 KB, 1024x1024)

91 KB JPG

>Jurard is just a little guy

flayon is now on his way to cough on them and give all of them his aids

>octavio is not normal! he likes taylor swift!

>insults swifties
shinri is gonna DIE

Meanwhile bubbies are having a comfy time

We're at the gossiping other boys part of the stream

>They instantly looked at Shinri

>>91587432
>>91587448
KEKKKKK

>>91587293
I see ( ´・∀・｀) just shooting the shit together lol.

Feces by feces our shits intertwine

Mama………….

>octavio is only considered normal because his weirdness is constructive

Shinri RUN

>Who else goes for walks at 3AM in the morning?
Ruze running into Altare moving the body...

EXODIA THE HARAM ONE

File: 1721700401099852.webm (78 KB, 354x270)

78 KB WEBM

EXODIA THE HARAM ONE, OBLITERATE

>chikngravy wasted too much time and got their father meta stolen by Octavio

>jurard is a dude. A fucked up one, but just a dude.

>chat mentioning the quitters as the normal ones
LMFAO

>Vesper was not normal, he was a Florida Man

>vesper was not normal. He's a florida man.

Vesper confirmed for Florida Man by Hakka

Who the fuck thought Vesper was normal?

>>91587730
They live in an alternate reality.

>>91587783
The people in chat

I love how they keep ignoring Flayon saying Bettel is normal

>>91586761
It's either this or some of the worst ways they'll talk about women so I'll take this.

Axel immediately asserting his heterosexuality

>>91587831
Flayon continues to contribute nothing of relevance

>>91587831
Bettel has the weirdest diet I've ever heard of, the man refuses to eat fruit

>>91587831
This filter is such audio poison that I don't blame them.

>shinri is ISTP
>hakkers is the mediator
There you go myers briggs anon

>>91587831
They don't need to argue that Bettel isn't normal, its a given

>>91587914
After watching his food takes he's not normal ( ￣▽￣)

>>91587937
>ISTP characters always die to help heroes progress
>sacrifice kink goes hard

>axel is RACIST
>nah im ENFP

File: 1725274783455818.jpg (327 KB, 1919x1080)

327 KB JPG

This is great

>>91587837
"×" oh gee

>>91587999
> "in DND"
> "I have vegan friends"

Axelmama actual racist

So he gets it from his mom

>>91588078
I would love to hear her opinions of the Sudanese that moved in across the 00s-10s

>actual racist Mama Syrios

Hakka ur fuckin lucky barely anyone in ur chat knows spanish, hakka mom and his family in general have said so much fucked up shit in spanish, i remember him and hakka bro seeing a dead body with its guts out

>flayon died on discord
Finally

>>91588131
ESbros stopped live TL /here/ when they started getting real fucked up to suppress knowledge, kek

Well Axel has implied as much when he said him mom would get cancelled kek

>BLACKS?!

Black mentioned

>>91588165
EAT SHIT!!! LMAO!!!

Flayon waiting patiently for Axel to return to his room and ravage his bussy

>>91588185
theyve said so much fucked up shit i dont blame theme, some of the more softer tempuras might actually report him lol
>>91588201
ive met women like axelmama before, my passport bro cousin married one and holy fuck shes so fuckin racist against black people and indians

>>91588215
I'm almost certain Axel thought he said he wanted blacks out kek

>>91588201
There were plenty of possibilities - she could have started with, "I should have beat Axel more"

Axel sabotaged the VOD.

>Tokimane if you're hearing this sorry for the psychic damage!

File: GbgPanpagAAikAn.png (441 KB, 515x541)

441 KB PNG

>>91588297
>implying flayon is a bottom

nothing will never beat the Shien feet dox or Axel head dox

RATE THE TAKOYAKI PARTY
RATE THE PODCAST

OTSUSHARTS FR FR

>>91588478
GOATED/10
THIS SHIT WAS SO FUNNY

OTSUSHIT!!!

>>91588380
post the edit

File: hvkjg.png (286 KB, 515x541)

286 KB PNG

>>91588511

>either late night stream tomorrow (doubtful) or streaming on Tuesday JST

>>91588478
MUTE FLAYON/NEXT TIME

>>91588478
SHIT/10

This was one of the streams of all time

>>91588552
this but hakka

>>91588478
TAKO/YAKI

>>91588478
SHITTING WITH THE BOYS/10

>>91588478
Racist shits/10
>>91588312
its a good thing he doesn't know about the boondocks, yet

File: seis horas de machiroons (1).png (12 KB, 255x253)

12 KB PNG

i will now go have intense passionate sex with dissociated flayon to help him sweat out his fever

>>91588478
CUTE / 10
SHIT (positive) / 10

>>91588552
Why would they mute him if he's part of the collab???

>>91588478
Happy Mama/10

>>91588552
I wrote this
>>91588478
7/10

>>91588478
SHITTING THE SAME STALL, BOYS

>>91588612
(^ー^) he should watch it to experience uncle Rukus

>>91588478
Shit in the same stall/Boys

>>91588478
Cute boys talking about cute things / 10

>>91588478
( ・∇・) to much shitting/10

>>91588478
NOT ENOUGH SHITTING/IDOL DREAMS

>>91588478
yagoo's dreams are nothing more than dust in the wind/10

>>91588638
Not wanting to participate or listen to the other boys talk about shit or toilets is fine. Talking over them is just plain annoying.

>>91589037
The bible verses were kino and I feel like I need a soundboard full of xbox father machina cleansing the sinners, the rest of it was awful and im glad he gave up and left after they ignored him sucking bettelcock

>>91589037
Why was he balanced so loudly? I couldn't even understand anyone else when he talked with that obnoxious filter.

GIBBY IS GONNA SHIT ON STREAM

gibby WHAT

>Gibby taking us to the bathroom with him and making sure we can hear everything
Now THIS is peak BFE

File: 1694222217723715.png (66 KB, 241x171)

66 KB PNG

>>91588478
See this is the shit that I come for when it comes to Holostars. This type of vibe. More of this please, it's high grade kino

auntie gibby’s thick cloudy yellow protein piss ToT

>landlord threatened to pop a cap in his ass

Where there any flesh yabs? so I can black screen em out and upload the VOD, I don't think the process of tokimane reviewing the VOD and then editing it will be fast
Or if you're here anon that was archiving it with me, are you already uploading it?

Save the GB piss vod please

>>91589665
no flesh yabs.
lots of panicking over flesh yabs though

>>91589665
>are you already uploading it?
Yeah but there's 30 minutes left to upload. The only flesh I saw was Hakkabro, which they seemed perfectly fine with
I also downloaded it in 720p to save space, idk about yours

>>91589665
Hakkabro (and axel?) put their fingertips in, you can find it by this cut >>91579653 and it was shortly before that they panicked about leaning their faces over a reflective spoon but i dont think anything showed

>>91589760
Mine is in 1080, but it would be good to also have it in 720 if anyone wants to save space
>>91589855
Will check for Axel then, since they seemed fine with Hakkabro's finger

>>91589937
I’m pretty sure hakkabro came in from the top right with a toothpick, and then it was axels finger at the lower right that caused the black screen chaos, but i could be wrong

>>91589037
Ok I understand it is usually rude to talk over others in a conversation even if it's not something of your interest.

>>91589662
Two great off collab ＼(^_^)/ streams!

jwu is there an archive of the takoyaki stream?

File: IMG_2718.jpg (125 KB, 1284x417)

125 KB JPG

Pisskito thriving

File: IMG_2719.jpg (170 KB, 1284x461)

170 KB JPG

CALLING ALL COMFORT WOMENLOTLS

File: IMG_2689.png (192 KB, 805x525)

192 KB PNG

I will be able to bake in 40 minutes if nobody else got it

File: 1692124086099976.jpg (388 KB, 2000x2000)

388 KB JPG

>>91591826
thank you chu but it's looks like we'll die before then, I'll bake

>>91591575
Hope he doesn't shit himself on stream

Last for Tempoop