This thread is made to discuss and find English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR.>Ongoing streamshttps://vt.rita.moe/?tag=genre:ASMR&tag=lang:Englishhttps://vt.rita.moe/?tag=thread:/tingles/rentry with useful information: https://rentry.org/tinglesvtPrevious thread: >>91620993
Sex with raccoons
i fucking love menis holY FUCKJ
Sex with ghosts
>>91646999/uuu3/
>>91647280yes, and?
>>91647215I want this cute racoon to whisper in my ears that it's all gonna be ok
>>91647417Cuddling with Raki would fix all of my mental problems
Fauna has already been outpaced by indies. Her ASMR sucks ass compared to what EN has now
>>91647527Using what metrics?
>>91647527Yeah, but how many of those indies have a blue triangle next to their names?
>>91647417I want her to whisper a countdown in my ears
>>91647215cute
>>91647575No GFE >>91647581Former EN holos suck fucking ass and pull shit numbers compared to their holo personas
>>91647685Numbers mean nothing in comparison to stream quality
>>91647685>No GFEFair enough
>>91647721Fair but she will never make you cum as hard as Menace or Ally
>>91647527someone seems a little salty but the people have spoken anon
>>91647841rigged btw
>>91647841This was the only actual bullshit award. I can tolerate hololive sweeping up the other shit but Fauna really shouldn't have been nominated for that
>>91647519Mine would become worse but it would be worth it
>>91648027Fair
https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1868518642889179254
>>91648580tabs
>>91648580She needs correction for ending her countdowns at 1 instead of 0
>>91647841she hasnt even done anything in about a year. Clearly the people organizing that irrelevant event has no clue and is only using it for cloutchasing.
>>91649604It's decided 100% by popular vote. This is why actual award shows have juries. Blue dorito believers will just vote straight ticket holosharts without thinking.
>>91649792>either have it disgustingly rigged by nepotism or by the retarded massesidk what's worse anymore desuit's almost like these awards mean nothing
>>91646999Are we the green woman general now
https://www.twitch.tv/sylatriahttps://www.twitch.tv/hushervahttps://www.twitch.tv/luvsagihttps://www.twitch.tv/elyvianhttps://www.twitch.tv/salemarcana
>>91647266men those soft chunks of meat are so appealing, is a shame that you can't touch ghosts
https://x.com/h0ejousama/status/1868586320270143912
>>91651828Silatria has such a mess of a design, but sounds nice.
>>91652593waaa I didn't know that she was that ill
Can't wait for notFauna to become indie asmr artist.
>>91653166>asmr artistThat's some real hopium you got there. People often forget that Fauna and notFauna's personality are so different you won't expect them to be the same people. She'll come back as Fauna and wont be anything like how she used to be.
>Alias>Nene>Kohaku>HiyoriI will not rot in bed listening to vods all monday long... I will not...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV4GeOMD6lg
i'm in love with menace. that's all
>>91653804I can't wait to see her again today
>>91652593why is she claiming that fansly is a "safe space to goon"? Bitch just goon off stream lmao. Just say you want the money.
>>91654772Being open about your sexuality is good (when it helps me get off)
>>91654772She likes to goon with her fans
Everyone always talks about the cytube stream, but the one where Mono loses it and starts saying how she doesn’t want you to look at any other bitch but only whore before cumming is easily her best one
>>91651874deep lore: she isn't a ghost
>>91655112date
>>91655198>that`s how mafia works
>>9165521705/24
I love menace
>>91654865then why doesn't she say "i wanna goon with my fans"
>>91655492Because she already is gooning with her fans
>>91654031Why does /asmr/ hate Menace so much
>>91655900Success breeds jealousy
>>91655900Parading around ancient and stale screenshots as though they're still relevant, yawn.
>>91655900It's just a retarded gumi(lumi fan) who thinks it's funny? He posts her here all the time, he posts menace in the phase thread to be a threadshitter. Why do you think there are always random Lumi won posts? Nobody cares about 5 year old drama. The funnier part is if lumi ever quits phase everything shes worked for all these years gets deleted, yes this is her contract. Menace will keep everything as she owns her ip so who really is winning?
>>91657076>everything shes worked for all these years gets deletedNo it doesn't. She kept her IP. She has stated this.>but YuriYuri sold her IP when she joined Phase.
>>91657161You literally do not watch streams. She openly said after phase she's done because she loses everything. Even sakana has said this is how it works in interviews. Ask pcg it pisses them off too.
>>91657222No, that's exactly what is said anytime someone bring up Yuri and Lumi's contacts. You are making stuff up.
>>91657384Desperate to keep your narrative so you can pretend she won. It's okay you'll be crying alone when she's gone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o3thTL-r-M is this a dude?
when menace says “just take a step back bro” to a gosling it’s the equivalent of saying “just be happy bro” to a depressed person
>>91657705>is the femboy a dudeWho knows man
>>91646999>tinglesstop lying
>>91658954That is Queen of /tingles/ to you
>>91658873I think you should kill yourself
>>91658873let the menhera goslings ruin their lives, just gives me a bigger chance of being the winner in the end. Helps that I'm a red blooded white man too and not some esl fuck.
>>91658873I think you should die before you ruin a good thing for everyone.
>>91659092>eop>white
>>91658873What would you like her to say anon?
>>91658873so like saying "you worked hard today" to a NEET
>>91659332Maybe they cleaned their room. Maybe they jerked off for only 4 hours instead of 6. You can’t know.
>>91654772I would imagine the dynamic of 100s of horny men jerking off to her does something more than just gooning by herself. If i was some male idol and 100s of bitches wanted to goon to my voice I would too
What is the tissue box with male asmr? I know there are no experts ITT but somebody must be able to explain it to me
>>91659437 (me)Oh, I googled it. That shit sounds ass but I guess it kind of looks like a pussy
>>91659437Menace...I'm assuming it's imagining getting her pussy manhandled like the tissue box because it sorta looks similar in the opening?https://www.tiktok.com/discover/guy-fingers-tissue-box?lang=en
>>91659437>>91659497>>91659513What in teh fuck are you talking about
>>91659558watch yesterday's zatsu/dono stream. Menace mentioned she watched asmr videos of a guys hands messing with tissue boxes but dropped it instantly after she mentioned it out of embarrasment.
>>91659513I can’t watch the video but damn these get millions of views. What do the comments say?
>>91659610they're either poorly translated posts of just bot posts saying the same things.
>>91659437Hand fetish, anon...
>>91659720Ah, I thought they’d be funnier. Thanks for checking anon
Menace should piss so hard in the audio she accidentally farts
Kill all brap bros
Oli has started practicing ASMR. This is VERY dangerous.
>>91659822She obviously likes piss being involved in a sexual way, otherwise she wouldn't have given in to recording audio for us so quick. I hope she uses this recording again in another teasing senpai asmr where she plays it and acts like she's doing it directly into our mouths and teases us for enjoying it like the disgusting perverts we are.
>>91659897i hope she never does this
>>91659897Fuck yes
>>91659822>>91659897I hope she does both.
>>91659890Isn't she a hag?Need more 30+ year old asmrtits to be honest with you desu. Zoomzooms just don't get it.
Also I just checked Olivia's twitter and I guess I shouldn't buy Axe again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh64wtVCYLo>unique triggers>literally in a discord call with some other bitch yapping around random shit??????
>>91660648Unique, ain't it? I was listening to her earlier but she was just yapping and ranting about the copyright takedowns she got from twitter so I left
Sulkycat impregnation.
i hope miwa streams today i want to oil her lil bit
>>91660859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPag74kaISU
>>91660896wishing cunny was a japanese word
>>91660943https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa8dKd4o9ec
>>91660477Are you a middle school boy? Why do you even use that stuff?
I need ear noms. Gimme the best ear nom vods!
>>91662407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1xNyfpNlTM idk if best, just what came up in my list just now.
>>91661564Deodorant?
>>91663158Think he means Axe.
>>91663158Axe, tardo.
>>91663321Oh, dunno man I just pick whatever's on sale
I'm ready for Menace to fall for Geralt and his old man charm. Get ready for some art of her getting choked out by him being commissioned.
>>91663620Don't forget the getting stabbed repeatedly by his enchanted silver sword.
https://www.twitch.tv/sakae_izumi
Will menace forget she's supposed to be playing a game and just talk for 8 hours
Please stop raiding Menace... I don't want her to incline...
>3 hours of meetings before I can listen to menaceFuck my life
>>91664353Buy her a massage chair so she can recline instead.
She's not gonna play the game is she
https://www.twitch.tv/echorinplive
>>91665096first time?
my beautiful son
>>91660477>buying that shit in the first place
Kanna hands caressing my back
>>91666342I'd rather her firmly grasping my neck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxTixddZaklive
>>91666582>to be slept to
>>91666798I mean, imagine sleeping on them...
>>91666854You can’t fuck a png lil bro
>>91666979It's okay, Cera, my brain can do all the heavy lifting.
>if you don't celebrate christmas, just roleplay with meAIIEEE she said the R word
>>91666582I came twice to the moment in her debut when she asked>Do you want to goon to ASMR with me?In her sweet, suggestive voice. She exudes feminine sexuality.
menace thinks she’s ugly…
Cera is kinda more sultry than Salmon ever was, no?
>>91667518Is that who she was? Makes sense, VRev was a shithouse corpo, but it gave us many good girls.
>>91667518Salmon was good so i can only imagine the progression of her powerlevel if she can keep going.
>>91659403>If i was some male idol and 100s of bitches wanted to goon to my voice I would too
>>91668159kek
>>91668159Those are men
>>91668159All me.
>>91668159i feel uncomfortable
>>91668159>facefuck pogi'd break character
>>91668486That’s a good unisex one, might steal it
>>91668159is this why whores always end up hating themselves?
>>91667258She wants you to cum before she leaves help her with some horny rp will ya
480p is the highest audio quality, right? (youtube and twitch)
>>91667518Salmon did some nice earlicking which I miss
>>91668866Got any links?
>>91668775??? that's the resolution anon
>>91668159Menace should DM me messages like this
https://www.twitch.tv/fakyraxoxoThe King has Returned
>>91668911Yes but he's asking when the audio quality stops increasing which is a thing
>>91668911let me rephrase: if I only care for audio quality, 480p is all I need right?
>>91669047nta but i'd further believe 720p over 480p
>>91669193No 720p or higher
god Cera is being so cutegod GFE is so bad for me
>>91669041>tune in>get hardAm I... gay?
>>91669041Finally some good fucking ASMR
>>91669430its the roman spirit within you
>>91669430https://gofile.io/d/SCkaL0
>>91669430No, just pay the tithe to the King and enjoy his presence. Remember to end your night with a No homo prayer and you're all good.
>>91669355>god GFE is so bad for meyeah.
>>91669573So what does he do to cum in these?
>>91669764he uses his bussy
Cera I'm gooning to you right now.
>>91669041>CLICK LINK>BURPSMOTHERFUCKER
>>91669193For Twitch it doesnt matter and for YT 480p+ is the best audio for 99% of videos uploaded. Why not just do audio only though?
Cera gave me a thong as a xmas present and asked me to wear it for her, then winked at me
>>91669193Dunno if it's different for livestreams but you can check what format the video player has chosen in the "stats for nerds" and when I checked it just now using a random video, it used the same audio quality for 144p as it did for 1080p.
>>91669939it's for when I have streams open as background noise
Cera is pretty hot
>>91669973Why is she making us wear a thong...?
i'm goslinging so fucking hard for menace from this stream. i feel like absolute shit
oh boy.............. cera just spanked my butt..................
>>91667518I'm interested in what her member's streams are going to look like
>>91670268just take a step back bro
>>91670268Take a step forward. Embrace the schizo.
>>91670268Stop right there criminal scum
>>91670268Take a lateral step
>>91668159This is a mixed bag of gay men, troons, and girls under 16
>>91670268meds. now.
>>91670268this is the real GFEi fell for her during her northern journey streams
>>91670535Those were good yap streams
>>91670535>realKek, has she opened that fansly yet btw
I just want to know how those 2+-year-old carnies feel like seeing so many newfags flocking to her.
Is it all real? Please tell me a woman this cute exists and she isn’t just lying to me to get my money
>>91670682they deserve nothing. they failed her
>>91670688Yes, it is real and she actually loves you. Send her a maro telling her how much you love her romantically. Tell her she is your future wife.
>>91670682It's probably worse for the cyberlive oldfags kek
>>91670729dont forget to include a tribute
>>91670688Unfortunately she's just a figment of your imagination
Clearly not after the money
>>91670851>toastAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>91670875kek
>>91670268If you love her so much max out your credit cards on her merch and donos then buy rope for yourself
>>91670978$1,000 per month over a lifetime is worth more than $10,000 once. It’s in streamers best interest to keep the rods alive.
Now imagine being a miwa gosling
>>91670978do you feel good about yourself after saying stuff like this?
>>91670682It's barely been a year and a half since that gen debuted, there are no 2+ year Endless fans
My green gf dressed me in panties and told me I'm not allowed to take them off without her permission.
>>91671511But why
I think vtubers should stop trying to sissify men.
>>91671511Was a good stream, shame she has to kill any momentum from it with her break
>>91659403Women respond to desire, they like being wanted and lusted for. That's why so many of them fantasize about rape and exhibitionism, and why girls like Bao and Ally get so turned on when they cum for an audience. They make a lot of money doing it, sure, but wanting to be watched is a female brain thing.
>>91671848>they like being wanted and lusted forAnd which man doesn't want this?
>>91671719Presumably because it turns her on, which is good enough for me.
>>91671893The market value of a horny man is far less than a horny woman.
>>91670268Take a step forward, friend.
https://www.twitch.tv/vividlyvivi (in ~90 min)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tePssM49_YYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPag74kaISUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9xDxLI0BPEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7eGB1X_lYAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaD-efo7_fwshit tonight
>>91671302he's 100% right though
>>91669041Not bad actuallyI don't mind babis as long as they give the goods
Menace is so cute. I love her so much.
i don't have the balls to tell menace to do the main quest
>>91672634It's nice not menheraing about getting read in chat during a stream. It's a nice change from watchin my Oshi's streams.
>>91672681she’s a side quest chick not a main quest chick, yk?
Menace is my side quest
She should move her model up more so we can see her boobs better
what stream has she got later? I'm confused.
>>91673408t2 asmr
>>91673427Oh yeah it's Monday. Sorta forgot since we got a member asmr last night.
>mhm>yup>it’s true>mhm
>>91673572got a twitch in my dick just from reading this
she’s talking about her exes……..
just got ntrd by menace its so over
actually crying rn bros, this is too much
she's usually good at not letting that stuff slip, yikes
>>91674278>People asked me to bite them>Oh, when I was a kid>Oh, it’s weird so I would never
Instantly lost 20 ccv on youtube
https://www.twitch.tv/ikumirare ikumi asmr stream
it happens, whatever
lol cucks
GRIM....(I'm threadwatching)
The day Menacefags become cucks
>>91674496Did she get a boobjob? I don't remember them being that big
>>91674690yeah sadlyher old model was perfect
Her current tits are perfect
Menace was pregnant?
bros how do I become parasocial? Is asmr the way?
I love Menace's gaming streams. It's like watching my retarded daughter play games and be silly.
>>91674867Yea, you can start with the Petalight girls or Miori Celesta
>>91674934Can do better, their fans are not the ones constantly posting about a non-asmr stream.
>>91674722I don’t mind the size, but it’s hard to focus on anything other than her massive knockers
I'm here to say that I have once again blown a load to Mono Monet
Thank god that streams over. I've been dying to listen to last night's members asmr for the past 2 hours. I need to release.
Ikumi's new model is so bad and low effort
The biting stuff was kinda weird to bring up, that was obviously in a more intimate setting than people just randomly walking up to her and asking. Who the fuck does that. Think she realized what she was saying halfway through
>>91675214understandable
>>91675665What happened?
Is Shiyu GFE?
Did anyone else take a picture when she said to? I don't know what to do with it.
>>91675665Woman moment
>>91649179i think that's her plan
>>91675665You really over think things.
Ikumi's mouth is so slutty
>>91675665Who cares? We all have a history so why can’t she
Still live slurping like no other https://www.twitch.tv/cozygoober
>>91675665She's trying to be more sexy, which I understand but I think she just had a lapse in judgement because she usually never touches stuff like that. Obviously she's had past experiences, she should know we never want to hear about them though.
>>91676038I don't really care ngl
>>91676126honestly I expect any girl who does lewd asmr for members to have some sort of past. I don't even mind desu I've had 3 partners in my life. I hold her to the same standard as I hold all gf's as long as she's not a slut and has a massive body count, I don't care.
>>91676038>Who caresi agree. if my oshi inevitably slips up because let's be honest they are all whores i wouldn't want retards to be spamming this "oh no no no" bullshit either. i just don't want to hear that shit but it's not the end of the world. menace reads the thread so now she would know better and menacefags are gonna be pacified and happy again. if it was a current boyfriend, fuck them. but it's not. it's just an ex even if it was intimate so who cares.
>>91675665
>>91675665Better luck next time find someone new
>>91676212>>91676195forgot to add this, i wouldn't want them to be fucking sluts either but these NEET shut-ins clearly aren't
>>91676212Here comes the cope
>>91675665is this the start of the downfall?looking forward to the next FoM
Ehh it just feels icky, a natural response to hearing something like that
>>91676356okay femanon wrap it up stop trying to anti her
>>91676313it's not cope, i'm not a menacefag. it's just understandable
>>91675665This is probably the same level as the mosquito vtuber
Fucking retards, she was talking about Mozu. She realized what she'd said and tried to cover the secret lesbian sex that Mozu makes her have instead of paying rent.
I thought mosquito meant a loud fan ruining ASMR, I apologize to that hooman.
>>91676483Shut the fuck up. She was talking about Lumi. They used to have to freaky lesbian sex but had a bad break up which is why there is drama
>>91676483I wish I got to have secret lesbian sex with Mozu...
I love Menace. I don't mind if it's her ex or if she currently has a BF. Rather it would be more enjoyable for me if she's currently in a relationship since it means she's with a healthy lifestyle
least obvious falseflagging retard
>good girl redeem for the 2 trannies in the audiencewhy the fuck?
>>91674496>open stream >"good girl"Welp, maybe next time
>>91676607I kneel
>>91676607Based
4:33:46 for the bite comment
>>91676483>the first stage of grief: denial
lumicord we own this thread
>>91676657>>91676663Should have bought a good boy redeem instead of leeching.
>>91676647I hope you're ready for this guy to spend the rest of the night making the world's most obvious cuckposts
>>91676607King shit
>>91676607What is wrong with you
>>91676693>i've had a lot of people asking me to bite them>not onlineSo it's not just ONE guy
She’s a virgin you fucking idiots
>>91676544i am announcing my imminent masturbation to this
>>91676657brownie points.get with the times anon it's hip to cater to trannies nowalso woman moment
>>91676607Kill yourself Lumi
>>91676607i know youre just shitposting but i will take this as more evidence menacefags are cucks
>>91676785Is that all she said? So this is just you guys blowing shit out of proportion as always.
>>91676785cmon now anon. did you REALLY think she was a femcel?There's no such thing.
>>91676719>nightYou sweet christmas child...
>>91676544Mozu and Lumi should fight over who gets to dock tits with Menace
>>91676792Ok but just don’t ask about what happened at AniCon Tulsa last year with lia lumi and menace then
>>91676855I'm sure Niji drama will start for the 500th time this week that'll distract him, shitposters are weak willed.
>>91676830Anon, the implications are on an insane level. Obviously overthinking, but there is only a limited case of words that can be used to decipher "i was asked to bite".
I feel sick
>>91676785>ywn bite menis irlthinking about ending it all ngl.
>>91676954>the implications are on an insane levelNot really
>>91676830Stage 3: Bargain
you guys are cute :3
>>91677017I'm not a Menacefag, I just think cuckposters are retarded. You also don't properly understand the stages of grief if you think that post would be considered bargaining.
>>91676814I mean I'll take this over her lying, at least she's being real about it and it doesn't break my immersion but makes me feel safe she's also being supported by someone IRL and not just through streaming. I can enjoy a happy couple over a gloomy stream anytime any day.
So who's gonna be the fotm you're moving to now
>>91676549You might have to be a woman to do that...
>thread full of 30-something guys with plenty of past sexual experiences and relationships freak out about a streamer's alleged ex-bfI can forgive being stupid, autistic or annoying, but hypocrites always manage to tick me off
>>91677064Stage 4: Anger
>>91676785If I'm gonna be seriously honest, no girls asks their other girl friends if they can bite them. It's either they don't or they'll do without asking.
https://www.twitch.tv/vividlyvivihttps://www.twitch.tv/vividlyvivihttps://www.twitch.tv/vividlyviviVivi ASMR for the Pillow thing
>>91677092ok anon you can stop now i get the joke
>>91677175Man, when was the last time Vivi did ASMR?
You do realize pleanty of people at school/work could've just asked her right? She's strange so could've talked about her sharp teeth randomly to people there? Why do you always jump straight to sex?
>>91677199according to herself, March
My gf used to bite my neck but I never had to ask
>>91677092I fucking kneel. I can only respect the hustle at this point
>>91677222how long until you stop falseflagging? you fucking retard
>>91677092How do I know when does this stop being ironic or unironic
Menacefans really gave the most persistent anti on this board ammo by liveposting their non-ASMR stream in the ASMR thread. Kek.
>>91677222Because being asked for a blowjob and being asked for a bite has some very heavy swaying towards the former, while the latter is just a gimmick.
>>91676785It was all the Endless girls but she realized she can't say that so she dropped it
Need Lemon, Shondo, and Vivi ASMR collab
>>91677101She's the one on stage. There's a big difference
>>91677222Who in their right fucking mind asks their classmate/workmate "Hey can I bite you?" without any hint of intimacy in it
>>91677161how... how do you make someone bite you without asking?
>>91677237Depends on the woman. My ex used to like it when I asked her to do stuff
>>91676607You're probably larping at being healthy but if not you should leave here now, you're too well adjusted.
>>91677356Cute aggression or being playful with fellow girls. Of course males can't just not bite any girls, they'll have to ask.
>>91677311>most persistent antino one is ever gonna top the /pkg/ schizo.
Is menace into smegma stuff? I know she's a smellfag, but don't know if she's that far gone.
>>91677237The point is, girls will never ask to bite anyone. They just fucking do because they can get away with it
>>91677311>ammoThis is implying that antis need motivation to schizo, or that their schizoing actually matters
>>91677447Anon... the call came from inside the house...
>>91677449Doubt it
>>91677449Sunday stream had a bunch of cock sniffing so it's probably just a matter of time.
>>91677449Catbox it and send it to her maros
why are you having a melty itt? menace is a woman in her mid 20s of course she has had a relationship before
>>91677101Pour one out for the anons who've never been in a relationship, they're probably having some trouble understanding
>>91677468You seem upset but I doubt you would complain
>>91677415can we guys bite each other and grab each other's balls (playfully)
>>91677480Menace graduated because of antis before.
>Pillow getting Vivi back into ASMRAs if I couldn't like her more than I already did
>>91677517Yeah, with me
>>91677556i have done this, it was a laugh
Man, being into netorase sure is paying off. I really have to thank that one stream that showed me the joys and how it is.
>>91677523I legitimately don't believe anyone who's gone through high school and college has managed to completely avoid a relationship. You have to have actively avoided people at that point
>>91677556Nta but yeah :3
>>91677604i made this post
>>91677326has shadow made up with lemon now or was that just a dumb rrrat?
>>91677647They've friends again for the last like 3 years, of course catalogfags will continue to ignore that
I told my gf about the bite thing and she thought it was funny how you people are reacting
>>91677625yea i did.i have avoidant personality disorder
>>91677556I've done it during my school days for the laughs but I didn't have the balls to do it with the opposite sex.
>>91677580I can see how her fans are good at creating them.
>>91677691I told John Halo I have a huge cock and he asked cortana to suck it
>>91677691Okay but does your gf think menace bit a man in a sexual context or not
>>91677698>for the laughsIs this like the swim team all looking at each other's dicks "for the laughs"?
>>91677678oh alright. i mainly lurked in /asmr/, but was away for a few years
>>91677705They were like this in /clg/ and /aeg/, too.
>>91677625I've only had brief brushes in HS. College I have become a real shut-in because I'm depressed and lazy.
I hope the people talking about having gfs are larpers because otherwise you need to get the fuck out
>>91677610Why do I feel sick to my stomach reading this post?
>>91677796I hope my fellow anons aren't sex having whores or else this thread has truly gone to shit
me and the lads used to wank onto bloody biscuits in the changing rooms for jokes in prep school so not so crazy if some bird bit a couple boys she was shagging back in the day
>>91677796I thought it was the virgins who were doing the larping for the longest time...
>>91677556Funny because we used to do that during HS. We'll grab someone's balls if they're on a vulnerable position. It lasted for quite a while until everyone got bored of it
Stop being gay
you retards are so funny
>>91677898lmfao
>>91677796If I had to guess, 40% of this thread is in a relationship, 50% is fresh out of a relationship, and 10% is permavirgin genetic dead ends
Is it safe to let a radioactive woman near my ears?
>>91678019>40% of this thread is in a relationshipWhy the fuck would you be listening to GFE ASMR if you have an actual GF?
>>91677987Thanks for the stream menasu
>>91678019I am the 50%
>>91678053This is like asking why'd you watch porn when you have a gf to fuck
>>91678019LOL
>>91677787It would genuinely be better if they had a dedicated thread so they could obsess in peace and not need to step on anyone else's toes. Extreme fanbases that crowd out other fanbases they nominally share a thread with often generate resentment.Rarely works once it gets to that stage though, always leads to some weird wounded pride, and antis and shitposters in both directions.
>>91678019holy delusional
>>91678071Ok but why would you watch porn if you have a gf to fuck?
You guys are delusional if you don't think Menace was left like a swiss cheese during hs/college
>>91677832I'm not inviting you to be into it but at the end of the day it's still a fetish and you can be into it if you listened/read enough of said works.Just like how I can imagine during the times Menace is giggling is she's actually being tickled or playfully bitten by someone she's currently in a relationship with and it is just so hot. It becomes hotter the more obvious it gets.
>>91678088Believe it or not women are not always in the mood
>>91678107What're they, gay?
>>91678097She went to school in the US?? I knew it was bad but as an EU bro I didn’t know it was a sure thing
>>91678097She was shot/stabbed repeatedly?
Is Ikumi a virgin?
>>91678097>menace>college
>>91678107Post your gf's tits or gtfo
>>91677957>>91677957>>91677957migrate whenever you're done being cucks
>>91678104>during the times Menace is giggling is she's actually being tickled or playfully bitten by someone she's currently in a relationship with and it is just so hoti actually wanna kill you i'm sorry to say
>>91678171>page 6 bake
>>91678104You need to die
>>91678088gets boring fucking the same hole all the time. been in multiple relationships, honeymoon periods exist where you just obsess over them but it becomes too normal. either you do freakier shit to spice it up or yeah, just watch porn because i'm not gonna cheat on my girl lol
>>91678171>raki bakeSomeone bake a real thread
>>91678153She’s planning on getting a marketing degree. Goldman and JP Morgan have already started competing to hire her
>>91678097>a swiss cheesewhy is it always esls that fantasize about being cucked?
>>91678243>gets boring fucking the same hole all the timeI've been using the same onahole for almost 2 years, you're just not dedicated>Vivi mentions the exact type of lube I use as I type this
>>91678153>>91678293>reddit spacing
>>91677625Can confirm this as a dependable, peer-reviewed, anecdotal, primary source. Though, I mostly avoided relationships rather than people
>>91678215>>91678233Netorase is actually a very perfect genre especially if you're into ASMR. One of the hottest things I've always imagined is during the times when Menace does licking and doing verbal innuendos, like she's actually doing the licking to someone IRL besides her and everything she's saying is meant for the guy and not the listeners.I would go fucking insane and diamond if she ever done a blowjob sounds ASMR because you can already imagine what she's actually sucking off isn't a toy.
>>91678357i'm the first onei just pressed it twice
>>91678104You do you, big guy
>>91678019Once again, I make it into the top 10%. Hell yeah.
just when i thought this thread quality couldnt get any lower, it gained a cuckposter
>>91678104do not listen to this guyeven hating on it is a gateway for the self corrupting nature of itit's the thrill of learning to love to hate it
>>91678603Doing it for the girl that wants you to cuck her is especially ironic, how the hell does that even happen?
>>91678439check out vanillabellam
>>91678439Remove yourself from the gene pool
>>91678019I got out of a 6 year relationship 3 years ago. Nothing sinse then.
>>91678019What are the odds this was posted by GentleGF, Strawb, Fauna or just some random woman?
>>91678300Unfathomably based post
>/tingles/ meltythis is your fault for trusting someone called menace
>>91678785Random femanon. The others understand how skewed it really is, that Anon has no clue.
>>91678785I highly doubt Fauna would be using this thread, let alone this board
>>91678903Green women are extremely dangerous and unpredictable. Don't underestimate their capacity for irrational things.
Tits
