I want to facefuck Alana so badly and cum all over her face
why
>>91672886Well good new, she wants you to pick her.
WHY DOES SHE HAVE NO PORN?!
>>91672886You can do it anytime.
>>91673507>new
>>91672886get in line
>>91672886pickmes are just fine with facefucking
>>91672886smugalana is the winner of most rapeable vtuber 2024
>>91672886Buy some ads fatass Silvervale doing a dreamworks frace
>>91672886obese alana
sex
>>91672886so when is she going to start a fansly/onlyfans?
>>91679583it's only a matter of time
>>91672886Is this Kirsche's redesign?
>>91676089>>91676614There's no proof she's overweight.
>>91679583I'm sure she will make a SmugAlana Fansly soon, once she realizes how much money there is in it. Because that's all Alana cares about. Just making more money and making number go up. Not any love or passion of streaming or vtubing
>>91682522lmao why would she, she probably earns 100k a month from her youtube channel
>>91680410Whats sad about Sinder is she actually started off seemingly seiso, but I had to drop her. I fucking hate coomers. Sad given her rigging/face was amazing, easily the best model.
>>91676044Post your AI slop folder.
>>91672886Why does she sound so insanely fat, everytime she says >Chat I can hear the reverberations.
>>91680410The inevitable fate of all indies
Whenever I see a random indie in the catalog I assume it's a hate thread., which is weird because Alana is such a middle of the road vtuber. She just reacts to shit male viewers probably like and has a hot model.
>>91680410Let me guess. People only clipped her sexual moments and she leant super hard into it?
>>91682764Because that's how human greed works. The more money the better
>>91682802What an overreaction. She's lewd in the teasing kind of way, not>fuuuuuuck I need to suck coooocklike Veibae or whoever is more relevant these days
>>91672886idk who she is but that is one very fuckable face in that screenshot indeed
>>91680410stuff like this is just depressing more than anything. these women start as pretty normal content creators but then over time their fanbase gets full of people who think of nothing but sexualizing them, and they lean into it until eventually they're doing fansly streams where they shove shit up their asshole. Like Bao was just a regular utaite doing cute covers, then tried streaming, then was pushed into doing more "coomer" shit like talking about monsterfucking, and now she's doing this shit. Then after all this, they're going to wonder why people don't take their regular stuff seriously anymore, like I'm sure Bao realizes that nobody will take her as a serious singer anymore knowing about her fansly shit.
>>91685814boa was literally always a massive slut anon, I don't know what to tell you.
The good news for you pearl clutching anons is that despite the hot model Alana is basically anti-sexy.
>>91685979but there was definitely a period of time where she was more tame. But basically when she became a vtuber and wanted to ride the algorithm, she heavily leaned more into that slutty shit until it all started to crescendo into her new fansly career. Going onto her channel sorted by oldest and seeing her channel turn into that is like watching someone's dream die in real time.
doesn't she have ADHDdon't some ADHD meds make you super horny
>>91686016>despite the hot model Alana is basically anti-sexyA vtuber acting prude makes me want to fuck them more
>>91686286>is like watching someone's dream die in real timeWhose dream? Yours? On the first stream she said she wanted to do it for a long time
>>91686629And vtubers are infamous for always being honest.
Alana more like Anala lol
>>91685814Bao is the funniest case of gradual descent into degeneracy, like the doujin Metamorphosis. I would have a good laugh if she became a total cumslut and fucked 1000 guys in 1 day
>>91687666Only if I get to be one of those guys.
>>91676044damn how do I get my slop to look this good
>>91680410How many big indies slut it up on the side like this? It shouldn't be shocking but finding out Sinder has a fansly kind of just blew my mind for some reason.
>>91688847she JUST started it, so it's not like a huge revelation
>>91688847most indies big and small, its just the way of being a female in modern times in the west. if your good enough looking and not trying to go into a high end career, even if they are still sometimes though, they will hoer themselves on the internet for attention and money.
>>91689904tiktok generation, aka idiocracy generation. That's just not women. All of them kids want to be tiktokers or streamers so much they're still illiterate as teens, kek.
alana foreskin cleaning
>>91688847doesn't help sinders real mom and dad told her to make "spicy" asmr.
>>91680761Post hands Alana, we want to see those sausage rolls
>>91672886She said on stream she doesn't shlick to R34 of herself because she thinks it's egotisticalActual reason: She doesn't have any R34 of herself for her to shlick to
>>91685979Bao was but Hikaru Station wasn't.
>>91672886what would raping smugalana be like
>>91696963Uhh... she's got a funny scream...
>>91685814You just reminded me of heyimbee. Thanks.
>>91696963Insanely hot
>>91696963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OG5T8MTRbE
Fire alana or frost alana. You must choose.
>>91696963the very thought of her screaming and sobbing uncontrollably in that situation makes me rock hard
>>91690382>All of them kids want to be tiktokers or streamers so muchLiterally the only jobs that are going to exist in 10-20 years are like ditch digger peasants and "influencers" so they're right to want that.
>>91690547With her mouth, of course
>>91683301It IS a hate thread, just not one made by men whom pickme-allegations aside are mostly ok with her, but made by women instead. Because women are catty and vindictive like that. People call yellow vei a pickme too for saying she doesnt like working with allwomen teams either, but I think its justified.Women are 10x as brutal as males when it comes to bullying and ostracizing, theyre just more subtle about it.
>>91686484Genuine ADHD + ADHD meds = mental calm that they would never be able to experience through other waysMade up ADHD + ADHD meds = drug addiction and terminal gooningPeople with actual ADHD have a slightly different metabolism, specially for stimulants
>>91700437hmm tough choice but frost model
>>91693087>It's all AI or Koikatsu garbageThat's depressing.
>>91701423this
>>91703164this is what happens when you're a boring one-trick pony streamer, no matter how hot your model is
uh oh
do you guys want me to gen some sloppa
Discount Kirsche for people who idolize foreigners.
>>91705720Yeah man
>>91685814Bao is unironically a bigger coomer than 95% of this board. Her push into it is not surprising in the slightest.
>>91705720go for it
Maybe I'm a fool, but I think Alana seems like a likeable, empathetic person I could see myself getting along with if I ever met her. Not even necessarily in a romantic way or anything, although that might be nice (she single-handedly made me come around to tomboys)
>>91706049alana hates her fans
>>91680410if anyone is surprised or disappointed by this then lol. shes done coomer rp audios in the past whatd you expect
>>91706203Nuh uh
>>91706275ok alana
>>91706426I don't hate my fans, you retard
>>91672886I'll admit I watch her shit not because she is interested or noteworthy but because she sifts through all the shit to find interesting videos for me to watch and I'm too lazy to find it myself. I honestly find her takes retarded most of the time but what can you expect from a dumb bitch doing react slop for a living? At least plappers and other girls like her play video games sometimes.
>>91706521prove it
>>91680510Who?
>>91676044That must be some really good ramen...
alana should react to this thread
>>91707652Alana should react to my cock in her ass
>>91705879>>91705986here's yer slop. some random ecchi and a few creampies because she's a good girlhttps://files.catbox.moe/fgkzw3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/2448s5.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/59hpjt.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/gpmcqj.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/371adq.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/t7b8hu.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ji3xj6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/eb48xr.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/vjt2uu.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/miybmj.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/2371pj.png
>>91672886buy an ad and a salad, Alana
>>91708861Thanks Anon, these are great! How would one go about making one's own slop?
>>91709370thanks! there are many ways, I haven't followed it closely enough lately to know what the current trends are. I use Automatic1111:https://github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webuiand I download models from Civitai. Your computer needs a graphics card too, preferably Nvidia. To make these specifically, I use a variant of the Pony Diffusion model called AutismMix: https://civitai.com/models/288584/autismmix-sdxlone benefit of Pony-type models is that they take prompts written with tags, as if you were searching a booru, which makes it easy to get pretty close to what you want. you can also specify the style of certain artists. often you'll need what's called a LORA if you want a specific character, like this one for SmugAlana:https://civitai.com/models/336477?modelVersionId=376811you'll need to tinker with your settings and prompts until you start making things you like, but people in the AI threads can give you more advice once you start
>>91708861delicious slop, thank you anon
>>91672886This girl has a good head on her shoulders. She understands reality pretty well for a woman which seems to be growing rarer every year on the internet.
>>91672886Some of you have awful taste in anime women
>>91710001>This girl has a good head on her shoulders.roru her audience is currently mad at her for thinking that emotional cheating is fine and kissing is "soft cheating"
>>91685814I feel for you anon. I actually really liked her when she was still hikaru station. She was earnest, hard working and funny. I loved her singing. Then she became bao and it ended up leading to more coomer stuff and I just can't enjoy her content anymore. She might still be that hard working person behind the scenes but I just can't take her as a seriously anymore, whether as a singer or a content creator.
how do I get some loser cuck from north africa to completely model and rig not 1 but 2 3D models for free for me like she did
>>91672886Same
>>91710853people like you do not pay the bills while coomers do
I think she is very likeable and funny.But when all of her videos are "Its hard to be a guy" "Women gets a reality check" it starts to feel dishonest, like a person giving you way too many compliments.
>>91710636What the fuck is emotional cheating?
>>91711224google is free
>>91711254Sounds like some useless faggotry.
>>91711143she really needs to cut down on the really blatant pandering like that
Alana should get eaten by a hippo I think that would be a really good move for her career
>>91711664>>91711143But it's made her grow past every Phase Connect member that isn't Pippa, and she's halfway to Shiori type numbers, clearly the grift is working
>>91712008Well I think she should eat a hippo, that'd be hot
>>91672886I want to cum in her butthole
>>91672886you will get your wish
she probably fucks her brother
alana sex
does alana spit or swallow?
>>91680410she was doing coomer asmr shit in the beginning she's just going back to her roots
boobs
>>91718183Aboba
>>91710865what
>>91672886I'd love to see her smug expression turn suddenly wide eyed when the cock comes out and then see some tears flowing as I reach the back of her throat and the longing desperation to please and satisfy and the pure bliss as I shoot ropes across her face and get one in her eye.
>>91716793Spit for sure
>>91693087>>91703164vtubers like her don't really attract artists
>>91672886She's nothing special but I am idly curious about the noises she makes getting throatfucked. It's like wanting to hear the noises Pippa makes when you pinch her nipples.
>>91672886paizuri
tits
alana is shlicking to this thread
>>91672886Alana was built for violent rape
>>91720787What, incel pandering slop content creators?
>>91724045and dramaniggers, a lot of artists care about their image to some degree
>>91712020To be fair it's an extremely easier grift. Fleecing money from lonely, autistic men like she does is even easier than taking candy from a baby, it isn't hard at all. All you need is a sexy anime girl avatar and say things like "oh you poor men have it so hard, women are so dumb am I right? E-except for me of course"And for the record I'm not saying all of her audience is pathetic lonely autists, but it's safe to say the majority of them are
>>91719164this but with vaginal penetration and more screams
>>91710865have no moral compass and be willing to exploit everyone you can. bonus points if you target failed men like alana does
>>91726084>nooo you can't fill an economic niche, that's grifting
>>91716300Her brother = me
alana is probably reading this thread right noweveryone say hi to alana
>>91728766alana hot
>>91685814That's hot as fuck. Any other examples of cute singers getting corrupted?
>>91672886smug "i cant wear skinny jeans anymore" lardlana
>>91672886I don't know nor care whom this is.
>>91685814>>91680410This is why you live life imagining the child version of you can see and comment on everything you do, everything you are and you have to justify it to them.
I want to commission some nsfw art of her getting porkedanyone have any artist suggestions
>>91729761>Any other examples of cute singers getting corrupted?I only know of a JP avchuuba that puts her whore money into covers and orisongs
>>91728766hi alana, let me put it in your butt
sex with smug foxgirls
>>91733988RONOMIYA SEXOOOOO
>>91672886Buy an ad.
>>91672886the only thing her mouth is good for, really
>>91729761alana soon
>>91700557you realize that she's an ugly fatso, right?
>>91682802>started off seemingly seisoKEK look this newfag.
>>91708861I'm sooo glad I put this thread in my threadwatcher :Dbased anon
>>91728766Hi Alana, now that you fucked up on that reddit post about cheating and your audience caught it. What's your plans going forward?Remember that your specific audience are the kind of men who will literally never let this go, they're the same sort of men who will forever hold Nyanners in contempt due to what she did to pomf pomf.
>>91732750I have no idea but good luck
>>91740774even better, watching her fat flabby arms and legs flail futility would only add to the experience
I personally think alana's fire model should always be naked and covered with cum
>>91743169And yet look at the heights Nyanners reached and where she is today. Alana is safely into >1,000 ccv territory now.
>>91743169>Nyanners in contempt due to what she did to pomf pomfif only you knew the whole affair, the song doesn't even matter that much
some of you people need help man
>>91746837yes, I do, and help should come in the form of a loving GF
>>91746837Fuck off, Alana
I just want to bend her over and pound her ass silly while she plays DBD you fellas know what I'm saying
>>91749165no please explain, and in great detail
>>91686286stop simping for ethots anon.. there was no seiso dream you're picturing
>>91750337While Alana lies on her stomach trying to concentrate on chasing survivors, I want to lie on top of her and stretch her well-lubed asshole with my fat cock, making her buttcheeks clap with each thrust, rutting her prone bone and pressing her into the mattress until the sheets are soaked with her cum and everyone has long since escaped
>>91751363
sex with alana
Sex with Kirsche while Alana watches from the cuck chair.
best alana thread in months if I say so myself
sex with alana while kirsche suffocates you by sitting all 300 pounds of her body on your face
>>91680761voice
>>91710636She's a Slav. 99% of them think full on cheating is perfectly fine if your husband is even slightly not performing his role as a man to your standard. t. Ukie
>>91672886qrd
>>91757316The punishment for adultery used to be a stoning in the streets in Bible times, and you weren't stoned by a state, you were stoned by your friends and family. Make adultery a crime again.
>>91756825>300 poundslowballing it huh
>>91672886alana needs rape correction ASAP
>>91672886Alana needs hugs and kisses
>>91764403More
>>91764403ooo nice
>all of her art is slop>all of her content is slopat this point just call her sloplana
>>91765592I really need to pump Alana's womb full of my slop
>>91710636Is there a clip of this somewhere?
Alana is cute CUTE!
>>91708861Good sloppa So is Alana
I love Kirsche.
is she really a virgin
>>91770264Vtubers do not have sex. They play minecraft or in case of Alana react to Shoeonhead and Internet historian videos.
>>91688847all of them. even the least sexualizable ones eventually lean into it once they're 4 views because the money is impossible to turn down
>>91743169>fucked up on that reddit post about cheating and your audience caught itqrd?>forever hold Nyanners in contempt due to what she did to pomf pomfqrd?
>>91770264no? lmao
>>91770264not even she claims this lolshe's talked about boyfriends
>>91770264There is no such thing as biological women above the age of 16 being virgins anon.
>>91770264She has strongly alluded to having had sex in a couple of her reactslops
Alana is a pandering whore (deragatory) who rarely has any original opinions. Except when she does they are dumb as fuck (emotional cheating is a thing and kissing is cheating full stop) but I would prefer her dumbass opinions over her pick me react slop. She sees fans as followers as open wallets and won't ever have an original thought again so that she won't disrupt that cash flow. Her pandering is demeaning to her audience 99.7% men and it's so easy for her to gift and manipulate her audience.
>>91770645she definitely claims that she is
>>91771633if a vtuber ever tries telling you she's a virgin she is lying
>>91771633source?example?
>>91771689maybe she's really REALLY ugly>>91771800she has said it on stream multiple times. I can't really comb through hours of footage to try to find one of those times, but next time she says it I'll clip it
>>91770596it was somewhere during thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XVuexqq_Rw
>>91771358true and realshe's the textbook definition of a pickme
>>91771358She's walking in the footsteps of the boobtube reaction girls from many years ago. I wonder what became of them.
>>91772104uh oh!grifter caught in 4K HDR!!
>>91772104>Those commentsYikes, the smugglers are NOT happy about this
>>91710636>>91772104what the fuck is emotional cheating? just cut them off and fuck someone after it, no wonder long ago adultery was a severe crime, they make stupid excuses for their oopsies
fat
obese
overweight
sexy
honkers
>>91772104Holy shit, what a dumb whore
>>91705655Is this soft cheating
>>91771358>>91772150My job requires me to sit in place and kill time a lot, think of like how a late night security guard actually doing his job can't listen to or do anything that takes a lot of focus away from keeping tabs on the cameras. In turn, I've listened to a lot of chudslop to kill time, when I haven't felt like listening to something that would actually make me think. I'm not a fan of Alana but the thing you all are missing is that within the niche of chudslop pandering she's an absolutely skilled professional at it. Examples of girls I've listened to trying to fill the niche, after I exhausted my Alana slop reserved, and are terrible at it>CypressSex model, has borderline no commentary beyond "woah" and "chat is this real?" tier 2 second interjections. >Ember ParadoxHas the voice and cadence of a disingenuous autist who's forcing every line she says like a 12 year old girl's first attempts at holding an edgy opinion. Frequently pauses to state the obvious in repetitive ways behind strained reiteration of earlier stated points. >SaviiPlay 2 seconds. Pause for 5 minutes to yap in circles. Play 2 seconds. Pause 5 minutes to reiterate what she yapped. Play 2 seconds. Pause to reiterate what she yapped about. >KirscheYou WILL watch another lecture about bridge and how we are NOT winning the culture war, even though Trump got in office, and you WILL want to fixate on culture war shit the entire time you're listening to her VODs. >The misc ones I couldn't even remember the names ofSome mix of all of the above. Like it or not Alana has her grift down to a science. She knows exactly when to pause, for how long, just what to say to appeal to slop chuggers to make her feel based, but not too based, when to laugh, when to screech, when to flirt with chat (or as close as she gets to that), etc. The other girls all fuck it up in some way. They always do something that interrupts the smooth flow from clip to react to point to clip.
>>91780044yeah
>>91781506Interesting. There are lots more of them but I certainly can't remember any names and I never go on twitch.Kirsche does research for her streams so she's not on the level of reactsloppers. I would watch her more if it wasn't for the constant interruptions in the form of twitch redeems, tts donos, and reading nonsense from chat.
post more sloppa
>>91772104It's already been a month since that clip, her views are the same as ever. Any controversy or mask slip woman moments she has are drowned out by a sea of more slop.Speaking of which the latest slop just arrived. Open wide, here comes the airplanehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hPDHBkZFCU
The chudslop she reacts to is getting boringI've begun watching more Rosiebellmoo, Paws and Pipi Slayer for my e-girl reactslop needs
>>91783907I like her voice. I just like watching Jontron Videos with her...Man...
>>91783907Say what you will about her content, but I won’t deny that’s a bomb-ass model.
>>91781506yeah alana has it figured out how to manipulate lonely woman hating incels. which I would say is respectable, but it isn't because they're extremely easy to take advantage of. just tell them what they want to hearwhen she pauses, she looks at chat and repeats what the majority of people are saying, and ignores any dissenting opinions that aren't "all women are bad". like you said, alana doesn't have any opinions of her own, all of her opinions are that of her chat. it's all about the money for her, and appealing to lonely losers with a victim complex is an easy paycheck, since they love to throw money at a "based" woman. smugalana is one of the "good ones" in their eyes after all
>>91783907she really should be full nude
>>91672886>only facefuckshe needs breeding and marriage
>>91786358Why do you hate shutins who can't get laid so much?
>>91708861I want to breed Alana... and I want her to KNOW how badly I want to make her a happy mother and wife
>>91770264>>91771096When the topic of teen pregnancy came up she offhandedly mentioned she was glad her mother taught her about birth control.
>>91787386Because they're not living up to my standards. It's the same reason I hate trailer trash.
>>91771689N-numi bros, Fillian bros how do we respond?
>>91787386they're losers who gave up instead of trying to change their situation even in the tiniest manner. they lack introspection and blame everyone except themselves, mostly women.then of course alana feeds this with junk blackpill content and elliot rodger tier "all woman bad" content to keep them obedient so they keep giving her money. because if they actually did try to better themselves they might stop giving her money because they're in a better place and don't need her playing yes man and reinforcing their stupid beliefsalso this>>91788272
>>91789538I NEED TO SNIFF GURA'S BUTTHOLE!
>>91789937this but with alana's butthole
alana probably smells really bad irl, and not in the good way
>>91790361alana stinks good (sniff)
>>91790537she's said she doesn't get regular check ups for her cooterimagine the STENCH
She probably has a fat sweaty cock under her desk in her presumed sweatpants
>>91682802Sinder is riding the edge for sure, but she's also pretty comfy and knows when to tone it down. She's generally just playing along with chat. It's playful, not pornographic. She's not Numi "I am such a submissive and nerdy horny virgin who makes porn tag tier-lists" tier.
>>91791871
>>91789480no one in those fanbases unironically believes them tbf, unless they were literally born yesterday
alana should marry me
loveydovey alana sex
Sex and marriage with Alana....
I just want to fuck Alana's asshole raw until the cum starts dripping down her legs, is that so much to ask?
How many alanas could you take in a fight
>>91800227she's a foxgirl and probably has a gun. I'd be dead before I ever even see her
>>91685814after making $20-30k in one week of suggestive lewd streaming where she didn't even have to show her pussy, I don't blame her. I hope all her friends do it too. Once Yuzu starts reading ASMR and moaning into the mic, I will flood entire cities.
>>91800227Once several pairs of her tits started to pile ontop of me I wouldn't be able to move, so I'd say 2-3 Alanas before I'm pinned and have no choice except suckle on a mountain of nipples
>>91799332Built for Ryona
>>91791871Alana's fragrant hole...
>>91801300I need it
>>91672886Isn't this just walmart Kirsche?
>>91803924yesshe's kirsche without any of the conviction or her own opinions
>>91799332I feel the strong urge to rape
what does alana think of this thread
>>91807321probably schlicks to the descriptive sex posts
>>91807321Live reaction
>>91808988this
>>91804923She's perfect... she would literally just side with your political and vtuber opinions...
Please go back to playing video games on stream, Alana. You're one of the very few reactsloppers I've seen who actually has the protentional to be something more but you insist on squandering it by churning out nothing but 'DEI woke Gen Z top 10 meme compilations only men will understand' reaction videos. You are infinitely more entertaining and memorable doing literally anything else and It's not too late for you to turn back. Also you owe me paizuri.
>>91813620She streamed video games?
>>91813620She actually did stream some games a few days agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGAqU7gLoxo&t=5846s
>>91799332then have her clean it with her mouth after
>>91675274there's not a single woman capable of explaining why this isn't a good thing btw
>>91672886who is she is she a sextuber
>>91816872the image suggests that she is appealing specifically to vile bottom-tier men. in which case I would agree with the premise. I don't want a woman who craves only abuse and ugly bastards because she's not going to want me. I like taking care of myself and I want to be affectionate in between facefuckings and unprotected creampie sex.
>>91819549the image suggests it is written by a woman who wants to reduce competition that lowers the value of her pussy
>>91819817sure, but I agree with her strawman. I don't want a girl who just panders to sweetiepies like me while secretly despising me for not treating her like garbage
rape fox
>>91813620I agree, her recent gaming stream was very funny and fun to watch. we actually got to see her enjoying herself instead of going through the motions of "oh woman bad dei bad" slop videosI don't know who is feeding her this "games bad for numbers" narrative, it's like saying alana has no entertainment value outside of chud pandering, it's really insulting. maybe it's her mods
>>91820035the problem is that the entity depicted in the picture doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind the of the person who made the pictureevery time the word 'pickme' is used in reality it is always someone of superior value to the person calling them 'pickme'; thus, in empirical terms, 'pickme' is a term that refers to good qualities more pleasant sorts of women possess
>>91672886She just loves getting her face fucked. The good news is as long as she pursues getting horny with girly coffe on top of her grlous nature, as long as she masturbates will the craving of the day be online for her to baby baby baby to. With this she will likely grab a chatboy to crouch down and long blow with her throat-lips with her legs spread full frontal standing up. And then run her mascara french kissing his cervix up her cum.
I will marry Alana
>>91826751>>91826817based
>>91825082This. Every time someone here refers to a vtuber as a "pikeme" they go onto my mental white list. Everyone Pikeme-Vtuber has been worth watching.
>>91824131>chudSomething tells me that content irks you.
>>91829217how would you describe it
>>91700437Frost.I like to head cannon that her lore is she is simultaneously both heat and snow miser.
These Alana threads are all the same>men being really horny even though alana isn't>women whining about her being a pickme>kirsche comparisons>ai art
>>91829704go away alana
>>91829704you might say they are Nietzschean in character
>panders to lonely men>proclaims to be a prude/hates sexThis is step one, Alana, and you already failed.
>>91831149yeah she needs to give me paizuri as punishment
>>91831663I typed this.
this alana thread is better than the other one because this one has sex in it
>>91829704*Rapes you*
I want to make kids with Alana
>>91836446This but Kirsche.
>>91816872You know that feeling you get when you look at vox akuma and hex haywire's content and what they do for women? It's the same thing but with the genders reversed
>>91824131I like it when she watches IH or Johntron vods. I couldn't care less about her politics.
>>89117011
>>91698491She was coomer baiting with her thumbnails for years. You should've seen the writing on the wall
>>91685814Bao is ugly and should work in a dildo factory in schenzen.
booba
>>91672886built for deep throating cocks
All I see is a breeding bag
pick me this, pick me that, bitch I'm picking who I'm gonna watch
slop
I think Alana should erm! more.
>>91837691I don't think rape fantasies and being nice is an apropos comparison. Well I suppose just like how most men can't comprehend women's rape fantasies, most women can't comprehend being nice to men, so there's that.
>>91845476>most women can't comprehend being nice to menUnderstandable.
>>91845702they're not nice to each other either for that matter desu
>>91708861Thank you for using a similar artstyle to her original one. I hate when artists try to impregnate (heh) their artstyle on characters that have different ones.
>>91846365as bad as they can be to the opposite sex, it's nothing on how they sabotage each other, that's what 'pickme' boils down to in the eng; sabotaging the neighbors
Don't just gen ice Alana, gen fire Alana too
>>91846483Blonde tranny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moysQa-YqkkWould you go on an e-date with Alana? You're paying.
>>91846492then someone should make a fire alana lora
when alana said she won't be streaming today because she's "helping her family with christmas stuff", the actual reason is that she's going to be riding my cock all night
you gonna keep bumping this thread till autosage alana?
>>91846483This one is a classic too
>>91848686yea
>>91672886who?
>>91850784my future cumdumpster
>>91829117Unironically, that seems to be the case. Whether it's pippa, shondo or alana i've heard them referred to as pickme's yet their streams have been quite entertaining.
>>91850558Based+rape
instead of raping her I think alana should rape me instead
>>91848686I had to wait for fucking ten minutes to post this, because we need even more useless anti-bot measures, but the term is bump limit you fucking newfag, lurk more or go back to krautchan of whatever shithole you crawled out from.
>>91854765Finally some good sloppa
>>91854765OOOHH IMAGINE THE SMELL
>bump limitit's been fun bros
>tfw no big tiddy kitsune gf
alana still owes me rough sex
ALANA HAS A BEAUTIFUL BUTTHOLE
>>91672886If I knew how to draw or have money I'll commission people to draw her fucking her brother
>>91858329DANGEROUSLY based
>>91858421Yeah like idk but every video I watch of her she mentions her brother like this time when she talked about how when she was a kid she went with her brother to a midnight release of Halo and got to talk to other adults/teenagers about WoW and I was thinking commission a drawing or few pages for doujinshi scenario where the other men drugged her brother and then proceed to rape loli Alana in front of her brother and at the end the brother still drugged fucks Loli Alana
>>91858793holy shit please do itthat is perfect
Alana will be extremely disgusted I'd she saw this thread
>>91859099you mean turned on
>>91858793Gross, the brother should be the only one fucking her
>>91854211newfag
ALANA RAPE
>>91672886you will get your chance
