whats some of the best and worst rrats you got about any and all members of Phase. From the talents to the managers and the big fish himself
Fishman bought vtuber of the year for hololive because he felt sorry for them
>>91775145FACT: yeah, me
>>91775145OP asked for rrats, not the obvious
doxxagi and bvtm (and many other dramafags) are on their payroll
>>91775145rrats, not widely known facts
>>91775005I heard op gets pegged by sakana
>>91775224bvtm is an holofag
the sad girl thing is entirely kayfabealthough I think that's fairly obvious
>>91775862>Fishman and Dizzy are married, they badly pretend they aren'tVery obvious from watching Dizzy interviewing him.>Fishman started Phase Connect because his wife(Dizzy) nagged his ear off about it, it accidentally worked outDidn't know that. I only knew Dizzy is the one actually running the business (at least the vtubing part) behind the scenes.>Pippa used the indie pump-n-dump strategy of pandering to /pol/fags and /k/tards(that's who she's refering to whenever she mentions kiwifarms) then disavowing everything when she got better numbers, she is in reality extremely liberalCommon knowledge. She deflates majorly around filian (who's calculatedly unhinged) and kirsche (who's actually a chudette).>Uruka is related to Fishmanqrd?>Lumi intentionally destroyed her previous company and backstabbed Yuri when it suited her, at least one of her mods is a convicted pedophile.Very believable.>Remi is every bit as dumb as she portrays herselfI feel it's pretty obvious once you start watching her even a little bit.>Clara will be the next graduation/terminationqrd?
>>91775862>>Panko is a Lazio supporterI laughed more than I should have had.We all know she is juventina.
>>91775862>Panko is a Lazio supporterThis is the moment I decided anon is based and made his reps, that is such an amazingly good rrat.
>>91775887I don't think it's just kayfabe for Saya
>>91776109This rrat comes from last cl, with the Lazio vs Bayern match, she was so happy when they won the first leg
>>91775862>Nasa is cute>Michiru is cute>Remi is dumbThese are objective facts, not rrats.
>>91775005The Cali Clique in 100% real
>>91775862>Fishman and Dizzy are married, they badly pretend they aren'tFish and dizz married is the most open secret ever>Ember is fatMore for me>Remi is every bit as dumb as she portrays herselfNo wonder i love her. i will fix her. (Or die trying from mold)
>>91776190How do you know when she doesn't stream?
>>91775005One of the main selling points for signing with PC is Sakana outright tells the talents it's a part-time job so they're free to go to college or have a real job or raise a family while they stream on the side.
>>91776462When did Loomi get a new outfit
>>91775862>the philipinas(Jelly, Erina and Muyu) are just using vtubing to find an american husbandPLEASE.
>>91775862>>Pippa used the indie pump-n-dump strategy of pandering to /pol/fags and /k/tards(that's who she's refering to whenever she mentions kiwifarms) then disavowing everything when she got better numbers, she is in reality extremely liberalThis one is always the dumbest take. Pippa has always been a trailer-park libertarian type, but poltards saw that she wasn't a commie and hated the government, which they misinterpreted as her being a super right winger.
Hina was taking care of her sick father which is why the initial hiatus was meant for 2 months. His situation looked somewhat under control but it seems that he suddenly got worse and is very likely that he is dead which is why she went missing for an extra two months with 0 communication.
>>91775862>>Lumi intentionally destroyed her previous company and backstabbed Yuri when it suited her, at least one of her mods is a convicted pedophile. She's exactly what nijisisters think Doki is.Grim
>>91776876Fuck. I miss her
>>91776661*rich american husband
>>91775887I'd say less kayfabe and more grossly exaggerated. I could buy it during the first wave but then when the second wave started leaning into it and then followed by the third wave, it all just feels like an "I can fix her" gimmick to bait people into giving them money.
>>91776804>trailer-parkHer parents and by extension her live in a literal mcmansion
>>91776985
>>91775862>>Iori did an NTR zatsu stream this year, nobody cared because nobody watches herDid you miss all the "senpai gomenne" spam?
>>91777076They haven’t hired a sad girl since Yuri. I’d say they only have hired 4 menhera timebombs Pippa, Lia, Hime and Yuri. Only one of the timebombs has gone off so far. They rest of the company are pretty put together.
My favorite rrat was that Muumi was an early NijiEN manager who was convinced by Nasa to leave for Phase when she also left AnyColor. It is very easy to debunk but the fall of NijiEN being rooted entirely on Nasa wanting to fuck over AnyColor for being a black company (as stated by Nasa herself) is kino.
>>91775145not even a rrat for half of them, already provedSENPAI GOMMENE
>>91775224>doxxagiDoubtful. He doesn't even like Phase that much.>bvtmObvious.
>>91777220Nasa was in Niji?
>>91777315Yumenographia, which was also under AnyColor
>>91775005The reason the JP talents haven't been able to make any inroads is because the fish is chinese, Tenma and Clara quickly realized and pivoted into being EN
>>91777388I refuse to believe that Tenma is Japanese.
>>91777388Clara is just a selfish failure who let down her gen for personal gain so she could collect EN raids for easy incline.Tenma was always EN branch
>>91777180>The rest of the company are pretty well put together.Shiina has had multiple breakdowns and menhara moments in stream. Uruka has had a breakdown over her vocal issues on stream. Dizzy had a full on trauma dump stream about her sister. Remi had a loneliness breakdown during a Christmas stream where she got shit faced. Muyu and Eimi are bound to breakdown at some point as well if they haven't already.
>>91777161Just because retards tried pushing something doesn't mean anyone actually cared. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your perspective, no one really watched Iori so it never took off despite dramafags spamming it in the catalog. If it was one of the more popular girls, maybe, but you rarely even see people talk about her in general. God forbid someone like Jelly has a yab though, that'll be a chaotic day for sure.
>>91775862All true. Except for Clara, I haven't been watching her due to timezones so I don't know how well she might be doing. >the PhilippinasJelly is 100% Chinese diaspora / rich Chinese minority and I would wager she's in Malaysia, not Philippines. Dunno about the others.
>>91775461btvm isn’t an anythingfagthat faggot has never had a genuine opinion on anything in his entire life he exists to seek attention
>>91777490Anon, it's a collective.
>>91777315Yumenographia
>>91775005Airi is lying about her real tits being on model. In actuality they're bigger.
>>91776804at the time she echoed her boyfriend's politics, and now she echoes her parents' politicsshe goes quiet in the first half of collabs because she is downloading a new set of group-safe opinionsnormal girls who don't suffer from pipkin change their opinions to match the consensus so quickly that you can barely see it happen
>>91775862>>the philipinas(Jelly, Erina and Muyu) are just using vtubing to find an american husbandI have dibs on Erina
>>91777528dont talk about things you know nothing about, please bvtm is a single puerto rican manchild who lives with his mother and orbits any chuuba who gives him attention (most recently anthime)
>>91775005What did Hololive do this time? Is another girl planning to graduate?
>>91775005Lia was always intended to be the face of the company but she nearly yabbed herself out of a job when she had her fucking boyfriend on stream and they flirted back and forth for nearly an hourPippa and Tenma ended up overtaking her
>>91777443Experiencing human emotion =/= being a timebomb liability
>>91775005Airi and Clara are over the wall. Dizzy somehow still holds the line. The others are cute, in many cases actually hot girls. Ember too, if she lost some weight.
>>91777703This. Shiina, Dizzy, Uruka, Muyu etc are fairly normal
>>91775862So, if I were to see Dizzy show up in a small chuuba's chat, does that mean that phase is at least unofficially interested in said chuuba?
Every time you numberniggers make threads like this something bad thing happens to Hololive. I'm not sure why you keep doing it.
>>91775224btvm is literally just a generic brownoid whos who knows how many times banned twatter acc just happened to bcome popular because he reposts lot of screenshots from /here/, and he isnt even the one scouting out but people in his discord.he is much less then what people imagine, as in barely anything and i bet eeven he is suprised he became a semi-household name.
>>91777717>Airi and Clara are over the wall?
>>91777220Nasa was a Niji hostage? That poor cute dragon
>>91777682Lia's first streams were actually scripted by fishman because he wanted her to be his Sora. Pippa was offered to be Lia and she told him "fuck no".
>>91777717>Airi and Clara are over the wall.How are things that have literally been said on stream "rrats" are you illiterate or just a fucking retard?
>>91777682You are mixing things (which makes sense since this is a rrat thread), but yeah pippa and tenma were bigger than lia since way way before Liatnam happened.
>>91775862>Panko is a Lazio supporterI will now proceed to anti Panko
>>91777823Yumenographia, which was arguably worse and the only reason it closed was because Riku couldn't be bothered to get a Cabaret license. After Nasa left and joined Phase, she was actually juggling between being a vtuber and working in a maid cafe which was the reason why she used to barely stream.
By the way, stargazing is the only thing that is repeated in Nasa's list of interests in Phase and Niji.
>>91775005Sakana has hired two convicted pedophiles so far. Once is a mistake, but twice, Kevin?
>>91777682As >>91777835 said, Sakana wanted Pippa to be his face of the company, but as Ashelia Rinkou not as the reddit rabbit. Pippa hard passed because she would have no freedom with Ashelia Rinkou. Sakana was a control freak over Ashelia and micromanaged everything. He personally designed the model, demanded it be certain content. He would script out her streams for the first 2 months, make her go back and watch her vods like a film study, and he even made her do rehearsal collabs with all of her first non-phase collab partners before she collabed with them.This was a huge reason why Lia, Pippa, Tenma and Uruka nearly walked out on the company and wanted a manager so he would stop being so hands on.
>>91777682The Lia yab is the one that makes me distrust any vtuber with voice acting aspirations.
>>91777606Yeah, Marine. Fishman got her
>>91778000She's actually done stream watchalongs with NASA satellite launches and streams about the pictures of space they take. Very cute.
>>91775862>>Rie is the only actual menhera in the companyShit's hilarious considering they sell themselves as the arkham asylum of vtubing
>>91777703They may not be time bombs, but they're definitely sad girls. That's more what I was alluding to.
>>91778093idk who she is. is she the subathon yab who had the meltdown and threatened suicide on her alt?
>>91775005Lumi was the person who Yuri said was one of her best Vtuber friends who was secretly anti-ing her the entire time
>>91775005here is one for you that actually has as a receipt. You can draw your own conclusion The first Phase company dinner was in September 2021. >Sakana, Lia, Uruka and Muumi (who had just been hired) met for the first time and went out for a company dinner>Airi didn't audition until November 2021>fast forward to May 2023>Lia and Airi are collabinghttps://youtu.be/mQc-g2XlRB0?t=4643>Airi tells the story of how Lia and her first met for the first time>It was at they company dinner in September 2021So WHY was Airi at a company dinner when she had yet to audition and it was her first time meeting Lia and Uruka? What business did she have being at the dinner table?
>>91778236Fishman's wife is Airi?
>>91778236That’s easy. The girls are retards and got the dates mixed up
>>91775862>Lumi's exactly what nijisisters think Doki is.This isn't a rrat, anyone with a brain can see it
>>91778353Nope.
Fish did dirty to my oshi.Fish HATE
>>91777771It means Dizzy has an interest, the final say is with Fish.Sometimes he'll do the opposite of what she recommends to spite her.You gotta look at Phase through the lens of a husband and wife bickering, that's when shit starts to make sense.
>>91775862What do the sisters think doki is besides a traitor?
I heard a rumor that the fishfaggot has a cuckoldry fetish, and that he only hires girls that are likely to cuck their audience. Is there any truth to this?
>>91778353Here is Uruka and Lia talking about the same dinner a day after it happened. Airi and Lia mentioned squirrel fish, and Uruka and Lia talk about said squirrel fish https://youtu.be/CqiSHyNXMvo?t=1792
>>91778367The only decent cyberlife member (Roka) still communicates with her.
>>91778454Yes, but it's also true for all vtuber corps
>>91778454Mans into league. I think you can draw your own conclusions from there
>>91778434>Didn't Dizzy suggest hiring some male VTuber?
>>91775005rrat: Pippa is balding with a big forehead.
>>91775862I believe all of this.
Sources tell me they have a BLACKED collab in the works
>>91778454I know you're trying to be le ebin console warrior but you're partly right.Sakana is your typical rich asian guy with a bitch of a wife who never gave him kids because she wanted to larp as a white liberal girl and now it's too late. Phase Connect is her vanity project.
>>91775005Not really a secret, but Lia has known Rie since 2020 and got her nepohired.
>>91778638Ameritards woke up
>>91778236>>91778489interestinggood stuff
>>91778664Who in Phase isn't a nepohire?
>>91778664Good. I need more Aussies in Vtubing. We’re a rare breed rn
>>91778699Pippa, Lia, Panko, Erina, Michiruthose are probably the only one who have never had smoke on them in that regard
>>91778699Panko?She was taken at the last moment, after Yuko Yurei (who was nepohire) was bought by the Jews.
>>91775461Is that why he regularly shits on holo members and only shills phase members. He once even cucked out and apologized after posting a single negative image about a phase member.
>>91778657he has a son though.
>>91777835>>91778045newfags have no idea how much of a tyrant fishman was that first 6 months from when they were hired in april 2021 until they threatened to mutiny in august 2021it's all haha coffee basement money emoji base based based haha haha coffee
>>91775005They all got doxxed on Kiwi Farms and TVA (Pippa's favorite websites) lol
>>91778803to be fair, Fishman dodged a bullet in the end, Panko ended up being a good hire, whilst Yuko is being spit roasted by /k/ groomers who pushed out her Boo Bros instead
>>91775005Despite the whole "phase is a nazi company" most of their girls fanbase consists of gay men (Hime, Lia, even Pippa, Jelly, etc.)Tenma reviewing her fans bodies proved it. No straight guys get that buff for girls. They are getting buff for each other. That was a literal Grindr meet up on stream so to speak.
>>91778928Didn't Uruka also do a skirt review and most of the submissions were from Lia fans?
>>91778699Me
>>91778923Or maybe she wouldn't have become a menhera if she hadn't ended up in a company whose manager fucks their talents.
>>91778045>He personally designed the model, demanded it be certain content. He would script out her streams for the first 2 months, make her go back and watch her vods like a film study, and he even made her do rehearsal collabs with all of her first non-phase collab partners before she collabed with them.genuinely what is his problem? no wonder why she hates her 1.0 and wanted to quit
>>91778559She said not to hire Pippa or Shiina as they were liabilities, Fishman hired them anyway.Always do the opposite of what Dizzy says.
>>91775862you can literally find pictures of fish's wife if you look hard enoughand its 100% not dizzy
>>91778986>a company whose manager fucks their talentsthey just wanted to be a true IDOL company, please understand
>>91775862>Airi is in her 40’sHag ftw
>>91779018Dizzy said don’t hire Shiina? Does she hate wholesome(ish) grandmas or something?
>>91778975Hi Panko. I like your new outfit.
>>91779029Is she hot?
>>91776462That's actually pretty fucking smart of Kevin.Same thing with his policy of NEVER hiring male vtubers despite Lumi's protests.
You know, I just took a look at the Phase website and it seems like they are looking for a project coordinator. I have to admit, I'm kinda intrigued. Wonder how much they'll pay
>>91779091Dizzy hates those she managed.Except Rosemy.
>>91778803Actually it was a really close call and Fish asked Uruka who to choose from the two
>>91779000He had no experience and was learning. My headcanon is this is why he loves Lia and feels guilty. subconsciously knows he was way too harsh early on. she herself had never streamed so she had no idea what she was doing, and to attach an overbearing control freak chinaman to her side was cruelThis is also why a lot of the company is protective of her. Tenma, Pippa, Airi, Dizzy, Shiina they will cut a nigger for Lia. knowing what we know know, it is a miracle she is still with them and being such a strong ambassador for his company.
People actually on the Phase Connect payroll are actively doing psyops here. BVTM is one of the most notable one of these idiots
>>91779091Shiina's "own recipe" for something was quite yabtastic. One could say, the ultimate yab.
>>91779214Hard to hate the rose
>>91779207Your application would get thrown in the trash since you're a fat 4chan poster and not a woman.
Lia doesnt actually have social anxiety and there are videos of her on stage doing idol shit at anime cons
>>91779191Males haven't worked out in corpos aside from maybe Niji and even then a lot of them end up being sex pests.They hired males in PRISM and they didn't last long. Tried it in Tsunderia and the company went downhill. The only way a male corpo would work is if the owner has loads of disposable money and knows that it will be a huge money sink.
>>91779245Wouldn’t be surprising if each company had a dedicated person/s trolling through this shit desu
>>91778958I know that some femboys submitted their pics but not sure if those were Lia's fans. But anyways, DEM NIGGAZ IZ GAY!
>>91779334Most likely but I'm still intrigued
>it's another episode of browns and numberfags spewing dogshit and doxshit about Phase to deflect from their own favorite company rapidly going down the shitterDon't you guys get tired of doing this? You know it's not going to bring Fauna back right?
>>91775005The only reason Xalamon still has a mod role is because he has collected loads of dirt about the girls and company and will drop it as a dead man's switch if they ever throw him the fuck out.Rumor has it that he sent Miia an IP grabber link too one time.
>>91779446Don't you ever get tired about crying about these things?
>>91779191>despite Lumi's protestsWhy does she want every company she works for to go under?The fuck's her problem?
>>91779393This would mean that 4chan posters in Niji earn more average talent.
>>91779372It would also help to not have dogshit streamers and models that aren't anime twinks made to bait in retarded teenage fujos
>>91779470lumi is a stupid cunt thats her problem
>>91779446Gonna be honest lad. I started this shit because I’m bored and can’t sleep. It was either phase or holo. And I’m probably gonna do this same theme but for holo tomorrow
>>91779239fish's 2 favorite talents are uruka and lia.i think it because he sees the eyes of his company thru them. with respect to pippa & tenma, they existed as vtubers before phase connect. lia & uruka are his true homegrown talents and i think he takes prides watching them come from nothing to doing big events and stuff. he found them and created them.
>>91779191>Same thing with his policy of NEVER hiring male vtubers despite Lumi's protests.Lumi actively shits on male vtubers and says that they shouldn't exist. She has never once advocated for Phase hiring males Rajeesh.
>>91778928>No straight guys get that buff for girls. They are getting buff for each other.Hello /fit/.
>>91779507Okay so what models would you actually want to see? Outside of the usual twinks and fujo bait.
>>91779469>doesn’t deny itthanks for confirming what I already knew brownkun
>>91778236my rrat for this is: Airi was Muumi's nepohire. Very good hire.
>>91779545Damn you are a schizo. Keep crying I guess.
>>91779520She does however protect the absolute shit out of Xalabussy though.
Shiina and Airi knew each other from years ago when they were trying to be kpop idol, they joined Phase Connect and only realized who was who by pure coincidence
>>91779446>something goes wrong for a person>are even given handouts out of goodwill (vta)>still chimpout and blame everyone elseThis is a behavior recognized in a certain type of people, and can also be seen in holofags. Interesting.
>>91775862Weird how you mention so many true things but don't mention "that" about Panko
>>91779458Weren't we supposed to post schizo impossible rrats? Why are you posting real ones?
By the way, where did this crap about brown Panko come from?She showed skin on streams a bunch of times.
>>91779571OG Lumi model
>>91777220>the fall of NijiEN being rooted entirely on Nasa wanting to fuck over AnyColor for being a black company (as stated by Nasa herself) is kino.Nasa planted the seed. The Selen Shock is the fruit. I dub this rrat the "Double Dragon"
>>91779670this anon doesn't know European memes
>>91779670she is italian (black)
>>91779670It's just american redditors driving the joke of italians being non-white into the ground.
>>91779549I believe this rrat because Muumi is an angelic savior who makes all the right decisions.
>>91779584The reason why Airi got into Phase despite having literally no streaming experience is that she is related to the head manager and was strongly recommended
>>91779670Does this man look white to you
>>91779541Mechas/Robots, Rambo-like guy with deep cool voice and sergeant Hartman personality kayfabe, accurate Oni, a guy with a normal human body but has an animal's head (like Baacharu), a straight up talking animal like that one JP guy who is a gorilla, a black and white noir Dick Tracy-like guy
Yuri did get fired because of Miia.Yuri was thick as thieves with Miia, but she was too comfortable and starting telling Miia stuff and addmiting she was doing unethical things.The only problem with this is Xalamon is Miia's head mod. Xalamon has been a mod for Phase Connect since being a mod for Tenma in 2021, and climbed to head mod for a lot of talents.Miia said something the Xalamon, and he went to Sakana. Miia and Yuri have not interacted since.
>>91778559iirc Dizzy doesn't think male vtubers have a in smaller corpos. She should know by experience. She suggested they stay Indie.
Problem with these threads is you actually need to watch things to pick up on things so you get retards saying the guy was Lia's bf and not just very obviously a con groomer
>>91779670She herself admitted on stream the "le italians aren't white XD" meme pisses her off so her fans fuck with her about it.
Menace is going to Phase invade in January and Lumi and her will resume their war.
Lia's content is dogshit because she has been nolife-ing final faggotry 14 non stop. she has not had a single good stream since liatnam
>>91779759"mediterranean" phenotype
>>91779696I live in europe and I still don't know these memes.
>>91779791who is your target audience
>>91779793Also Yuri is the one who came up with Xalabussy and all of his on-stream humiliation rituals
>>91775005>Ever since xalamon lost the groomer battle to daddy smug, Lumi has been in the UK for two weeks railing his ass with an 18 inch black dildo because he somehow turned out to be more submissive than her
>>91779832>nolife-ingI'm not sure that's what I'd call ERPing in Limsa Lominsa for 14 hours a day but sure
>>91779830Why does Menace shilling always take place wherever phase antiing and doxshit gets postedI think I'm beginning to notice something
I'm always surprised when I see that Shiina was able to recover from that and that she has actual fans now, thousands even.
>>91779832Lia’s content has always been dogshit. And that’s why we love her
>>91779885Ah yes, this is real secret knowledge.
>>91779885it’s literally just the same obsessed Cyberlive niggers from 3 years ago who can’t move on
Remember the last time holofags made this type of thread?https://warosu.org/vt/thread/85542320You know what would be really funny to happen again?
>>91779894Some people just like NTR.
>>91779859i think you are getting yuri and lia confusedthere was a legit problem between lia and xalamon, which lead to her getting him banned from her channel despite him being a company head mod.
>>91779894You need to remind yourself that spending so much of your life thinking and talking about vtubers is not normal
>>91779904no her content was amazing when she was based (faking it like pippa) and clippable this stuff was literally on the ballot they should fake being based again
>>91779943less than 24 hours after that thread Ame announced her graduation and numbernigs and holofags STILL want to tempt fate it's like they want to suffer more
>>91779962Keep it up anon. You are defending Shiinas honour. I'm sure she will reward you some day.
>>91780009They're already at 7 right? Must be going for a high score.
>>91775862>Airi is in her 40s and has a daughterHot
>>91776207Anybody besides Bavarians supported Lazio for that
>every talent that has worked with him fucking hates Xala>Lumi takes him in and can't stop saying good things about himReally makes you think
>>91780050I am trying to tell you to get some perspective. Normal people don't know about everything that happens to every 3view. We do because we are mentally ill.
>>91775862>this shit has been up for 2 hoursIf this was about Hololive this post and even this thread would be gone in less than 5 minutes, so much for the so called "phasejannies".
>>91779894Fauna has already done it.Shiina is not even the first.
dizzy is still a talent manager
>>91780166>the people that complain about "phasefags" shitting up the 'log and controlling the moderation are actually the ones doing this shitColor me surprised
>>91775005Muumi has been gone for like a year and they just haven't announced it yet because it would be awkward
Lia is hot as fuck, no wonder the prolific ojisan Minto drools at her.Tenma is very pretty.
>>91780228never doubted this "rrat"
>>91779799>a con groomerExactly what do you think girls like Lia look for in a boyfriend?
>>91780263the liker thread is pretty convinced that she went on leave in april.when lia started exhibitng bad habits and a return to instability, they called out that she doesn't have muumi anymore tard wrangling her and sure enough, she got a new manager.
>>91780339new manager pulled her into 82day FF XIV streak. Dunno if its good or bad, she seems happier now
>>91775005Shiina will get a decently sized yab soon from saying something she really shouldn't be saying.
>>91779830> phases in> gets roped into cross-corpo collab> tries to have a go at it, fires up two copies of obs and vtubing software> viewers can see the models moving in sync and how the gaps in speaking line up with each other> accidentally continues a line of conversation started on one character with the other, confusing the viewers> mix up personality A and B a bit> other talents in the collab have to awkwardly work around itkino?
>>91780370>82dayJesus fucking christ, maybe she really is autistic
>>91780370>>91780516That's not a streak that's total playtime
>>91780437Immensely.
>>91780166Meanwhile I got a 3 day vacation just for asking "does she really have a boyfriend?", "she" being a holomem.
>>91780370Lia under Muumi>always a graduation risk>too much focus on numbers>no 3d>no concerts in 3 yearsLia under Cece>less focus on numbers>more focus on boosting her morale>2 3d concerts in 4 months and becomes a great flag bearer for the company
>>91775005flayon's cocksleeves company
>>91780544note that she started this yearshe may be a anime con gigastacy but her autism is not in question
>>91780566I got a 3 day vacation for simply typing pagpag. There's no reason or rhyme, only schizo.
>>91780566Just counts on who's awake, I see like full face dox and other shit for Hololive just shit there and get archived before. Counts on where the janny lives at the time.
>>91780581Muumi is romanticized a lot by Gen1 because of >>91778045
Muumi quit after having to babysit Pippa irlgood rrat?
>>91775862OP asked for rrats, not a history lesson on things everyone already knows.
pippas dad is a major political figure and you have likely seen him on TV
>>91780644gen1 loves muumi because when she came on the company was like 11 people total. it as 7 gen1, sakana, muumi, papagorilla, and buu. it was more intimate.there are now almost 50 employees for phase connect.
Saya probably had sex with a dog.
>>91780815yeah that dog was me, woof woof haha
>>91778928anon i think youre a projecting faggot
>>91779549Didn't Airi flat out admit to lying and faking her personality during her audition (Almost all the girls did) and fishman hired her because he thought she would be the Phase Connect Marine?
>>91775862>Eimi is a stoner and fatAnd fattest tits in phase
>>91781142Sakana hired Clara to be an idol
>>91780727She was in Japan just recently to help with something wasn't she?
>>91780815I still find it baffling how Saya got hired in the first place. To no surprise, she's a disappointment even as a Phase Connect sad girl.
>>91781178To be fair Clara literally has the job experience for that
>>91781178company is gonna run out of money by the time she gets to do idol stuff in 2026/2027
>>91781178>>91781201Also to be fair she is the best singer in the company.
>>91780120And don't forget some talent like Lia have explicitly told him never to join their streams or mod for them.
>>91779446this thread is not particularly bad id say actually
>>91781199do the talents not have contractual streaming requirements? that girl hardly streams 5 hours a monthIt's one thing to have a month or so of an underwhelming schedule, but she debuted a year ago, no?
>>91781199To be honest, I liked her a long time ago.She was the only VTuber outside of Holo whose videos I even opened.
>>91781199not everybody in a corpo needs to be *the* star. it's like a football team. every girl in phase has their position to play. when they all play their positions, things go well for the team.
>>91781222Clara has a decade of professional training
>>91781222Best singer in the entire EN sphere, I dare say
>>91781199please understand, X hort. A big shame since her voice is super cute
>>91781418what position does saya play?she's stream 4.5 hours this month
>>91779791actually cool ideas
>>91781496Baggage. Muyu wouldn't join unless Sakana hired her friend too.
>>91781180that was the last public mention of her I think, on the occasion of the first Japan trip she helped Pippa get her affairs in order to travel
>>91781435ERB exists
>>91781652Br*ts don't matter
>>91781652ERB isn't even the best in Holo
>>91781496if american football>Pippa is the starting quarterback>Tenma is the HOF left tackle who protects the QB>Dizzy is the center>Ember is the 300 pound gaurd>Lia is RB1>Uruka is the tightend>Lumi is WR1>Shiina is WR2>Jelly is the smol fast slot WRSaya is probably the punter
>>91781652Clara mogs ERB technique-wise. ERB is like an advanced amateur, Clara is a bona fide pro.
Panko will graduate by april for next holoen gen.
>>91781695not bad
>>91781762First and foremost Clara is an irrelevant whore.
>>91782007Whore maybe, you can't deny her importance though.
>>91782053She has done nothing important for Phase Connect
>>91782053Thankfully, she is as irrelevant as Saya.
>>91782087Clara is the only good thing that came from gen3
>>91782209clara isnt in gen 3...
>>91782209she's kaleido>>91782007>>91782087why are you mean?
>>91775005this thread is such a great example of why SEA hours are utter shit
>>91782007I want Clara to give me gonorrhea
>>91779549That would explain why Airi's first "audition" tape was barebones shit.
>>91782007You all sucked her off until you found her instagram lmao.
>>91782484Personally I think Clara being a libtard is sexy
>>91781695Wonder how many anons this post filters. Now do defense.
>>91781695Saya is the long snapper.
>>91776182I mean it's not a rrat, she had her dad screaming Lazio chants on stream
>>91782513she can't be that much of a libtard, right?is being a leaf that much of a libtard buff
>>91782484I got tired of her "humor" (lol mipples! malepreg so cursed haha! Loki xDDD) in less than a month.
>>91778699outside of gen 1:Panko, who people think was a last minute hire cause yuko from idol dropped out Eimi and Runie
>>91782007I mean yeah she was a Bar singer in Japan
>>91782669She was seething about orange man winning even though she isn't even American.
>>91783044> put a 1000 yen bill in the jar next to the stage> the singer says thank you in a squeaky voice and makes a weird rrrrrrrrrrra sound
>>91783221seething in instagram? not even in Bluesky or Twitter? lmao
>>91782973>EimiI have reason to believe she is a Lia & Rie neophire.
>>91783331I don't think she has a bluesky but it is well known that it is a safe haven for left tards who love CSAM and wave the ice cream flag.
>>91783221It was a literal braindead libtard housemaid tale take talking how women should lie to their husbands about not taking birth control and other silly shit.
>>91775005Sakana was the one who contacted cloudflare to shut kiwifarms down so Pippa could lock the fuck in and actually make some fucking money
>>91783438Eimi was hired as a art/music slave
>>91775005Lumi larps as white but is actually asian. People bring up her Russian mother while forgetting diverde that shithole is.
>>91783541>Lumi>Not jewishStop being silly
>>91783541How diverse that shithole is*>>91783577Thats the father side
>>91782885Dropped Phase soon after Invaders 2 so i dont now her well, sounds like Lia.
>>91775461>an holofag
>>91777804>generic brownoid whos who knows
>>91781199No dragon, no cow. Fish want cow.
>>91779894She rolled with the punches and never did a big slap back, so eventually people ceitical of her came around.
>>91779894Didn't hurt that it was funny as fuck.
>>91779018Dizzy used to manage Shiina back in Tsunderia where Shiina yabbed hard about her boyfriend. Shiina also isn't known to be the most put together mentally so can see why Dizzy said not to hire her. But man that has to be awkward for Shiina but guess they put w/e baggage there to bed as they seem close now.
>>91784317Shiina wasn't in Tsunderia, she was an indie.
>>91775862>Panko is a Lazio supporterDropped.
>>91775005Phase actually belongs to Flayon.
>>91775005Jelly is the worst girl so you should all ignore her and leave her to me.
>>91779239It's really sweet that Lia is Sakana's strongest supporter given the hell he put her through.She was really thankful towards Fishman in her post TVA stream.
>>91783287>cum
>>91784524>TVAobligatory
>>91782973Panko confirmed she was a last minute hire relatively recently.
>>91779791Based.>>91779835Numbersnigger detected
>>91781795>HoloEN hiring the girl who talks about crawling up mens butts and frequently talks about their balls and has said the n word multiple times on stream. >Hiring anyone who ever worked at phase connect at all.
Shiina will be divorced if she doesn't get pregnant this year.
>>91782521Airi is your middle linebacker. boss enforcer.Panko and Remi are your 2 headhunting safety gremlinsClara is the flashy CB who is all about "me." Gets interceptions, but gets beaten alot and lets down the secondary (like how she has let down her branch by streaming in EN despite all of the advertising for JP going to her)
i hope we bake a part 2
>>91781380It's not like it costs fish any money.
>>91781380Please understand, tummy/feelings/internet/dream/food/brain/sleep/foot/stream hort.
>>91785985Gen3 and JP cost a lot of money. They had original songs and fully animated trailers and music videos. state of the art everything. huge advertisment budget. Phase has made their money back on Runie and Clara. Saya, Hina and Muyu I doubt he has made his money back not even close on Hina & Saya those have been loses so far.Gen1 and Lumi had like no budget. Gen1 debuted to a total of like 500 people. Lumi's "redebut" was a twitter announcement her and Yuri were starting in Phase the next day. New fans don't realize how spoiled Euphoria and Kaledo are.
>>91782669She's Canadian so yes big time tard energy. I have a canadian friend who is convinced orange man bad is the end of democracy and will install a dictatorship in Janurary. Another Canadian I know thinks Republicans invented impeachment to get out punishment or something. They're fucking retarded up there.
>>91785536Do not understimate the italian nepotism.They will even give her a gura sister avatar.
>>91786377thats the funny thing to me about newbrowns touting clara as something special over the girls who started with nothing and paid their dues in phase. clara started with a ready made audience other girls built.clara tried to walk the same road as origins in 2021, but she failed after 3 months. so yeah, she can get her 3d and big cocnerts after all of gen2 gets theirs because they actually contributed to building a phase connect that became strong enough for clara to exist in
>>91784491Too late, I already picked her.
>>91786377It doesn't cost anything now.
>>91786850it probably cost $30,000 to make Saya.what are her supas looking like?until she clears that and recoups the money they spent making her and shilling her and all that, she is a loss
>>91786942Where are you getting these estimates
>>91786466>Republicans invented impeachment to get out of punishment....what? That's a level of retarded I wasn't ready to encounter today.
>>91786942Saya got hired so Dizzy would stop nagging.
Tenma speaks broken Japanese. The ching chong accent is a larp. She's actually flip if you know her from before.
>>91779791>Phase has a mecha robot with a deep cool voiceall male vtubers outdone by a SEA girl
>>91775461>HolofagHAHAHAHAHA
>>91778119She's the one that drank water out of her dog's water bowl because of some mid looking anime fuckboy.She's also korean.
>>91788455she is built for walkies
>>91778818At the very least you can say he learned his lesson afterwards. Seems to be a lot more lax now, the near walk out was probably a wake-up call. That's better than a lot of Company owners we seen this last year alone.
New bake?
>>91779331Ypu. Love da wose.
>>91788455Rie is Chinese Australian
>>91786466>I have a canadian friend who is convinced orange man bad is the end of democracy and will install a dictatorship in Janurary. Another Canadian I know thinks Republicans invented impeachment to get out punishment or something. All of these are correct.
>>91775005Jelly's asshole is a delicacy that must be throughly researched and experienced. By me.
