For the 575th time, what is Ope?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_-taYLRfYAlso ENTER the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent.>Streams▼ Next streamWed 12/18 7PM CT, packing presents zatsudan▼ Last appearance12/17, Promise Musical watchalong with ERB on ERB's channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXDTjLL4-H012/16, helping Fauna with Minecraft Monday (VC only, no POV): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu0m8saCjBs&t=555s▼ Previous streams12/14, "HoloCute: Tower of Suffering" with no swearing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3JAvKYqcek12/13, zatsudan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klFu3BgGgGg>Advent calendar appearancesDay 3, solo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h81Sp7riNoDay 15, with Advent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxyYLe_txkA>MerchBirthday set: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/nerissaravencroft_bd2024 https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/nerissa-ravencroft/products/nerissa-ravencroft-birthday-celebration-2024-merch-complete-setGamersupps: https://gamersupps.gg/nerissa>MusicWestern cover of "Espresso"https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/nerissaravencroft/espresso"Shunkan Heartbeat" Advent coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ZfsVVhdwwArchive of the struck down Moka - Lilium coverhttps://archive.ragtag.moe/watch?v=-GUdYPelG8cUnarchived karaoke (Oct 2024)https://gofile.io/d/bp1zDa https://mega.nz/file/Q4Rx0KDa#AwueYh31mXY3MjOjPLqgsmZP2PphGinldofzAR8aLi0Songs & Karaokes rentryhttps://rentry.org/karaokes_songs_v01>Useful LinksYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NerissaRavencroftTwitter: https://twitter.com/nerissa_enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nerissaravencroftArt tags: #RavenCrafts on Twitter (Lewds: #depravencrafts on Twitter); RavenCrafts, Nerissa Ravencroft or ネリッサ・レイヴンクロフト on pixivMerch: https://rentry.org/nerissa_ravencroft_merch01Previous thread: >>91740107A word of advice: as per >>1, be smart and don't reply or engage in off-topic or blatant bad faith arguments. To keep peace, hide and report.
2024 to dateSolo streams: 121Collabs: 127Twitch collabs: 5Solo karaoke: 5Members: 20
>>91784724>Basic introduction to the new JailbirdsDebut Streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9MCrunchyroll Interviewshttps://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interviewhttps://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users/ope/'s libraryhttps://rentry.org/joint_operation_centerCollection of Nerissa's Soundshttps://rentry.org/demon_of_soundpostsList of recommended streamshttps://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01Information regarding membershiphttps://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01Appearances on other channels & mentionshttps://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01>General ToolsSchedulehttps://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1868447627618197905https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7cCurrent OP Templatehttps://rentry.org/1-post-OPE
I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft with all my heart (Wrapping presents with Rissa by the fire)
Love my dorky Rissa waifu!
https://x.com/Mocomiliano/status/1869389948996268437/photo/1
New poll
She is an Anti-Semite.
>>91785599MY WIFE IS PERFECT! PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!
>>91785599based
>>91785599
>>91785779I expected nothing less from modern day idolaters.
>>91784724https://mega.nz/file/cFNjASrJ#CiZ25W0akYJFCG8o7i8VQj51uUkXp1Quf3CB4BdB9IcThe first loop that Rissa reacted to fully andsang live at the end. Thanks to the anon that archived it
>>91786134Thanks, bird.
>won't watch the Sonic movies because her irrelevant favorite character isn't in themVery on brand
Jailbird, I want you to use them... to support your wrist. Please grab my booba mousepad, with art by https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1869447058173972722
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1869447058173972722
>>91786298>>91786310sex with breasts
>>91786298That looks to be quite big
>>91786298>>91786310plap plap plap
>>91786298>>91786310FREE HER TITS EBMAMA
flat tits no ass
https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1869450082942361670
>>91786764WHAT IS >>91786298 THEN ???
SHE'S HEREEEEE
Rissa LIVE!
I love my goofy wife
You heard her!
>>91784724Sweater weather
my wife is so quirky...
>>91787252>>91787282Wont lie. I hate this and blame whoever integrated this pregnant emoji stuff into Holostreams
>>91787252What a faggot.
Damn she had to read it like a retard
>unisex pregnancyBTFO TROONS
they can see how much each emote was spammed?
>>91787781It's interesting that she used Unisex instead of non-binary
love her
Zatsu!
She's 100% here, I'd say this even with my meds
SHE SO /HERE/
And there she goes...
shillrissa
Miss her already
I miss her already... (i wanna use the pic for tonight's stream)
Rissa story on Kiara's channel btw
>nerissa had an abortion
KIARISSA MOMENT RN
>>91788224No no you heard it wrong. Nerissa made an abortion
So, I got 14 hours out of 18, minus 4 for sleep.What a good day!
>>91788224>>91788268Either way, mine
https://x.com/LordJoeboto/status/1869459036313387030/photo/1
>>91788224Sounds like something she would do. Devil woman.
>>91788341That's a cute Risser
>>91788369Sounds like something your mother SHOULD have done. Devil woman.
aradia > malpha > nerissa
Really wish we got more Kiarissa content
>>91788464Soon. I BELEEB
>>91788464All of this ERB spam has made me miss her interactions with Kiara. Would prefer the inverse of what we currently get.
>>91788464New Year vacation with Wawa.
>>91788464>>91788604The weird thing is that despite their difference in things they each like, is that KiaRissa feels just incredibly natural
>>91788611Is the only reason people are saying this that they both aren't in that new years gaming event?
Hololive got stellar blade perms, will Rissa ever put her PS5 to use?
>>91788604Like someone just said on the Shiori thread, it takes two tango. It's no surprise bloodraven keeps inclining so hard when ERB is the only one that's actually reciprocating properly.
>Amor Chiquito
>>91790274creepy.
>>91790311I'm just trying some shit but i dont feel like it is working
>>91790353 (me)(Procratinating btw, i should be grading papers)
>>91790404Did you stretch today, watabird?
>>91790148I enjoyed flirty banter content way more than straight up flirting content desu, I don't dislike yuri at all but I'm not really into shiping itself.I liked ShioRaven because Shiori being a tsundere was funny, but rissa clearly wanted other type of shiping content.
>>91790525I have walked around to stretch my legs yes
>>91790535i hate yuri
>>91790535That the thing, ShioRaven and KiaRissa have banter ("you slut", "Shiori's weird", "small boobs lmao", "you're gay lol") & ("you're so dramatic", "why is my oshi like this?" "you have too many wifes Nerissa, you should pay more attention to me"). ERB cant banter with Nerissa aside from "WITCH WITCH" or "I'm monitoring you" which arent personal things at all. It's not funny. Even Fuwawa has better banter with Rissa than ERB ("you smell like bird", "we're gonna rape Mocotyan together", "FUWAWA, YOU MESSAGED THAT YOU LOVE ME YESTERDAY" "I'm gonna kidnap you Fuwawa, sorry Mococo"). ERB is so obviously and desparately playing tsundere that it hurts and fails.
>>91791110>We're gonna rape Mococo togetherYeah, with me
>>91791110>we're gonna rape Mocotyan togetherI wonder who could be behind this post...
>>91791110>we're gonna rape Mocotyan togetherTimestamp?
>>91791467She would be too scared to say the word rape.
Wawa is going to Japan after the new year for work, so either Nerissa is doing the same and just calling it a vacation or she is doing something else entirely.
>>91791967It has to be fes recording really
>>91791967Wawa got a working visa for 1 year.Rissa has said many times that she will not move to Japan, only for work trips.
>>91792210Has she actually got it? I think she just saw that it was available again, she was hesitant about taking advantage of it now.
>>91792210>Working Visawhere is this even mentioned? she didn't even mention anything of that sort in her stream, are you lying ITT?
>>91791967I doubt she would call it a vacation if it was for work, even for opsec.
>>91792366Her rm twitter.
>>91792480I hate doxxbirds
>>91792480>rmYou're a fucking idiot
>>91791110At this point Liz isn't even playing tsundere, they are enterin Okakoro territory. Which again, good for them if that's what they want, I'll still watch it, I just much prefered Shioraven content wise.
>>91792660If oshi really doesn't want to be seen, then she doesn't have any obvious third-party activities online like Shiori.They are also living people and want attention separately from their avatar.>>91792683Why?
>>91792934>why>>she didn't even mention anything of that sort in her stream>>>source: rmshitnothing was said officially and she just said on-stream she's going on a SHORT trip to Japan for Holo-Work. You're the retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZYnxPPWKZ8&ab_channel=NerissaRavencroftCh.hololive-EN
>>91793164shit i haven't wrapped presents up either and all the social shit for me is happening on the weekendthis is gonna be comfy
>>91793146retard
>>91793164Rissa solo zatsu? This is why I haven't kms yet
>>91792725>OkakoroYou must have never watched Okakoro then
>>91793881QRD?
>>91793881I admitedly dont' watch them that much but didn't them at one point supposedly "kissed irl"?
>>91794008Half the JPs have kissed and molested one another.
>>91795000Interesting fingers there, Rissa.
Oh, that's ERbird in my timeline...Hi ERbird!
So much bloodraven porn
>>91793904>>91794008OkaKoro is a very unique dynamic where Okayu is the cool, funny, horny, tsundere, who will make fun of Mr.Koro and will flirts with everything but will also always remain loyal to Mr.Koro. Meanwhile Korone is lovey-dovey, desparate yan-/dere-dere, that laughs about everything Fat Catto says but threatens her when she flirts with someone else. It basically goes the following>*Okayu flirts with Mr.Koro>Mr.Koro: OKAYUUUUUUU, SUKI>Okayu: ... *silence*>Mr.Koro: Okayu.....>*Okayu starts flirting again 1 minute later>Mr.Koro: OKAYU SUKI CHUUUUUU>*kiss>Okayu embarressed, Mr.Koro laughingOn other moments it's>Mr.Koro: Okayu, do you love me?/ can i get a kiss?/ are we gonna hang out later?>Okayu: ehh.....>*Mr.Koro gets angry>Okayu: Okaayyyyyy chuuuuOr with a batsu or when they play a game against each other>Okayu (knowing Mr.Koro can't do X): Korone can you do X >*Mr.Koro fails in doing X>Okayu: Buuuuuuu, try again>*Mr.Koro fails again>Okayu: Buuuuuuu, try again>Mr.Koro: why are you so mean???>Okayu: Suki chu
>>91796278gtfo from this thread with your whores.
>>91796384Go buy rope
>>91793164Rissa with the cute thumbie as always
>>91796384kys
>>91796956This is Rissa's thread, retard.
>>91797229kys
>>91797229Imagine NOT READING THREAD and being so miserable in life that you call Korone and Okayu whore
>>91797229I'll take 300 more posts about okakoro over one more faggot doxnigger post
There's a shigga among us...
>>91797989meds don't forget them
Oh look, the flip woke up
I kissa da Rissa
I didn't take nerissa for the ntr type.
>>91799615She hates it what are you on about?
>>91799615She hates ntr & incest tags.
I missa da Rissa
>>91799759>>91799823https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A3RF8h9Vm4I
>>91802313This is a sc reading
>>91802313I knew you were gonna do it and you're a faggot for it
plap plap
WIFE IN FIVE
WIFE LIVE!!!
WIFE LIVE!!!!
I really really really really really really really really really really really really wish Rissa was my mother
She really likes the beard
>Little Darling won't take his meds>I won't take my medsWe are?
>>91804759animals
Little Darling
>Malphis II got a math triagle that is used for wood working
>Nerissa doesnt know what carpentry tools areGET THIS BITCH BUILDING A CABINET RIGHT NOW
Brorissa present?
>>91805034>>91805044>>91805067Malphis II... your spreg allegations...
I would unironically love for Malphis II to teach me woodworking and forge work.
>>91805142It's all over. He ain't beating those any time soon
Cumming on Malphis' face then pissing off the cum
>>91805067he's probably into wood working, it's for 2 things.1. Is for making sure things run straight up (Without a level) and aren't crooked.2. For making sure flat things run at a 90 degree or whatever desired angle, so again they aren't crooked when you look down it.The triangle is a 90 with a 45 degree slope because 45 degree cuts ar every common.On the 45 degrees you have angles, you simply match the line up in 2 spots, and connect them and you have a cut at the desired angle.The "scribe bar" is for scribing in half inch or quarter inch increments for cutting pieces of wood.The Hip-Val section is for cutting rafters and other weird carpentry shit
>has a 3d printer>owns a forge>does wood working>has long hair that nobody is allowed to cut cept mamaRissa>he talks like this you are now thinking in Rissa's dork voice
>>91805349>He insisted on going along to the movie and did not listen to the fact that Rissa and Aradia were gonna pick up Little Darling after that
3 presents for Aradia, kek
>Wanted MyPillowchudded out christmas
I didn't hear what Malpha got?
Did I hear her right?
>>91805737sex, with me
You dork, it's pronounced ditty
>>91805737Nothing, I think, since she's staying in 'Heaven'.
Did someone archive the rebroadcast
>>91805886>>91786134
Did someone archive the end of rebroadcast?
Ever since I saw that one meme of the chipmunks it's all I can think about whenever I think about them
I think it's cute how bad she is at wrapping gifts. I'm no expert myself so it'd be fun wrapping gifts with her.
https://www.youtube.com/live/mwyNwiA5um8Damn, no Nerissa. She specifically mentioned this brand once as one she wanted to collab with.
I've never wrapped presents before because I don't give presents because I've always been broke
>>91806211The correct answer is Simon
>>91806886Nerissa won't get more sponsorships unless she moves to Japan
>>91806927>I've always been brokeJust stop being broke
Tomorrows thumbiehttps://www.youtube.com/live/vqBg6SvqimA?si=5uN_fwE7UMCcCR-T
Did she not get the stick on ribbons or did she just mess them up and is trying to salvage it?
Lol, Aradia...
Rissa talks to Little Darling the way Dr. Evil talks to Mini Me.
Is /ope/ getting anything interesting for Christmas?
You think Aradia might be /here/?
>>91808075a wedding ring for my Rissa
>>91808099I hope she would never browse this god forsaken place
>>91808075I'm giving, not getting. I got my dad a hand made coffee mug with a fish on it.
>>91808075Christmas hats!
>>91808268He's joining Phase?!
>>91808425Sure <-clueless
MORE CULVERS
we're in shilling hours, boys
Booba mousepads are not comfortable actually
I'm sorry Nerissa, I don't use cushioned mousepads.
I love EB+'s art a lot
Damn, it's limited edition. Guess student loan payments can wait.
wrist injuries are for pussies
this is not true btw
ok guys, buying a sunscreen
Good thing I have all my devices set to a red light instead
Aradia had a boyfriend? Dropped.
If I put anything on my face I get acne
>>91809394
>LEDs>producing UV lightFuck's sake this is the dumbest shit someone can say.
Oh man, I know some jailbirds blocked this artist for a tweet he made after the election. Doubt they're happy about her still retweeting him.
Something something Sidonie seething and crying
So is skincare like the female version of audiophiles
>>91809473That one looks great
>>91809612Why, because they're all leftists?
>>91809523she thinks blue visible light can damage the skin>tfw my oshi doesnt know about the photoelectric effect
>>91809612It's funny how they tried to cancel joebito but Rissa doesnt care
>>91809691>implying audiophilia is masculineReal men are satisfied with $5 walmart headphones
>>91809850She gets her information from people who speak with an active, authoritative voice on twitter, please undastand
>>91809926More implying that both are just placebo designed to drain you of money
I'm ugly so skin care is meaningless
>>91809889That fucker blocked me, so fuck him.
>>91809765>>91809889yes>>91809926it's decidedly autistic, so yes
How much are Shiori and Nerissa DM'ing each other?
>>91810057samesince i dont go out showers are also meaningless
>>91810142what did you say to him? if you called his art shit, then that shouldn't surprise you.
>Jailbird: what about socks>Nerissa: maybe also not sockWHO /HERE/ JUST TRIED TO FEET THE FEET???
>>91810223You stink. I can smell you from across the world. Go wash your ass
Theater can be athletic. Choir, I don't know about that
JESAS RISSA
>Nerissa Rantingcroft
Toxic Rissa, love her
>>91810586Toxic Rissa my beloved
rissa is right
God how I've missed her going off like this, it's been a while.
Theater types I knew were bending backwards on something that's for sure
I love her so much bros
Whether toxic, "wetcat," or whatever else, I love Nerissa.
I want to see Rissa try and run a mile
I can’t take a woman who thinks 10k steppies a day is hard seriously on matters of what is and isn’t athletic
>>91810144If they're leftists, they can go fuck themselves.>>91810238I responded to someone who replied to him, saying that Trump will discriminate against deviants like she is.I said I never liked that bitch to begin with, so he blocked me for some reason.
theater was just my way of getting laid since although I was friends with the football team I was too short to play
I'll press Rissa's buttons alright
I lettered in 4 different sports and I was in choir all through high school and no, choir wasn't shit. I was in the church choir as well as the school choir and nothing even came close to athletic. And I doubt she was doing anything athletic in theatre with her back.
>>91810785it was legitimately really fun tho, I dunno if I'd call it hard however
I mean by definition it's not a sport, but that doesnt mean it isn't athletic
OHHHHHHHH
I need Rissa to verbally abuse me like this
>>91810813If you're dancing while singing you need need decent stamina and coordination, but that isn't exactly athletic prowess
MY FUCKING SIDES KEK
>>91810927Not a chance she was doing much dancing if at all
>>91810813she was throwing it back, that much is for sure
>>91810762I rember that tweet. Wasnt it Joseph that replied with that? Get the fuck out of here
Non Americans outting themselves in chat
>>91810813true theatre kids take it crazy serious. I'll give it to her on the fact that the hours they put in are insane. Most high school "athletes" aren't shit. If they make it to state or go to college and play there then I'd say the comparison is shit.
I'm pretty sure i'm the one who shes responding to about saying theater not being a sport. I meant it in the sense that it doesn't have the same varsity status that earns the varisty jacket, not that its not athletic. I had no idea that it would piss her off this much but i'm not gonna comment again this stream
>>91811298keep talking shitit's funny
Theater isn't a sport because it's not competitive
>>91811298Word your shit better and you'll be fine. But thank you for unleashing Toxic Rissa, it's been a blessing
>>91811363No way. Maybe if I was still a grey name but i'm a year member
>Nerissa wants to be kicked by FuwawaIs this that toxic yuri?
>>91811419>
>Rissa is very flexibleYeah for me
>>91811262Unless they're in a production that actual involves dancing then they aren't putting in remotely close to the work actual athletic sports do. Not every play is a musical with dancing. You have no fucking idea what you're talking about thinking you need to be in the top whatever % of your sport to compare to a theatre kid, how dumb are you?
>>91811298PLEASE KEEP THIS UP
>>91811151Sure was.
WAIT I ACTUALLY ATE PIZZA TONIGHT???
>>91811694Same. Leftovers though but still pizza nonetheless.
>>91811694 (ME)I ORDERED 2 CHICKEN TERIYAKI PIZZAS AND I STILL HAVE THE OTHER LEFT IN THE FRIDGE FOR TOMORROW!!!
>>91811363>>91811452>>91811656You know come to think about it this is the second time i've gotten her going like this. She wasnt mad at me the first time though
>>91811654I was a varsity athlete. Most of the JV kids put in 0 fucking effort and were there to tick a box for their college resume. Also, most kids even if they're in a sport aren't in great shape unless they do a lot of legit cardio like playing Soccer(football).
>>91811860And yet you still wrote something so stupid like needing to go to state to compare to a theatre kid, you're full of shit.
Worry not Rissa. You didnt miss anything. Escargos are disgusting
>being too pussy to eat escargotCmon, it’s literally just tastes like shrimp drenched in butter
Venice is completely touristy, so I've heard.
last time i had escargo it was doused in garlic and butter and had the texture of chewing gum
I had escargo in my paella and it was ehhh...
>>91811262This guy never played high school football in Texas.
>>91811928Those jackets aren't about how athletic you are retard. It's about dedication to your activity. If it was about athleticism, then there were a shit ton of football players at my high school that didn't actually earn them.
>>91811151And I dont regret it either. Vtubers are idol worship, who practice behaviours brought down by idolaters(lesbianism).
>if i cook i have to cookAh yes the floor is made out of floor
>>91812210You're such a fucking retard, she was trying to say theatre was just as athletic as real sports, which just isn't true. Are you even watching the stream? Try to follow along monkey. I never made it to state in track or cross country but I literally ran marathons. Do you think because you're not in the top1% of athletic ability it's not athletic? I promise one week of cross country, track, soccer, you name it practices is more athletic effort than she had in her entire theatre career.
>Rissa will be invited for the Jailbird carne asada
>>91812316This sentence could be restructured to say "I only cook if I have to"
>>91812399Rissa please time this bird out
Would (You) go with Rissa and Mothman to taco bell at 3 am?
i have no idea what the fuck nerissa was talking about for the last minute
>GG is actually a chupacabra
>>91812552Of course. I miss my late night food runs with the boys when we were in high school. I remember one night after gaming we went out to a 24/7 restaurant at 4 am for food.
>>91812552yeahsounds like fun to mei miss those careless days in my early 20's
I miss her already...
Rissa...Come back...
That was an amazing yappening. My batteries feel completely recharged after a soul crushing day. Thank you Nerissa.
>>91812399Which is why I said the comparison was shit for serious athletes. Sorry, but running a marathon isn't special unless you're dropping a sub 2:40 time. I ran half marathons weekly for my Sunday mileage in XC, because that's what was needed of me to help my team go to state. Yeah, it'd be retarded for her to try and compare my fitness then to theatre kids. At the same time, dancing for stage performances does take effort and practice. It's hot af on those stages and they work on those routines for weeks/months before a performance.
You know, I kinda wanna fuck Raora and Biboo. Just thought I'd mention that.
>>91813022>Sorry, but running a marathon isn't special unless you're dropping a sub 2:40 timeIn a discussion about whether theatre can compare to real sports,. jesus you're stupid. Of course you have to come out and try to top your complete retardation by saying you need to have gone to state to compare to theatre kids.
>>91812998I feel really energized too. I'm so ready for tomorrow. Despite all collabs recently this zatsu and the Karaoke watchalong loop really stocked my Nerissium>>91813032Valid
>>91813022You're so retarded it's almost unbelievable
>>91812998It was a great time. We even got to see some Toxic Rissa. Today was a good day
>>91813032>tfw you never bend a holo on the table and fuck her silly why even live
>>91812998Genuinely good stream, she has me captivated right now
I love it so much when she gets passionate about something
I'm just glad to see that both her and Little Darling are both doing better in the health department. Love when she gets fired up and the passion flows through her. I love Nerissa.
>>91813104I'm sorry you got hit in the face with the truth. Anyone who dedicates the time to train and does it correctly can break 3hrs in the marathon. Unless you have some physical debilitation preventing you from doing so it's not some amazing feat. Also, just because you run doesn't make you athletic either.
>>91813272>>91813309Her passionate rants are just too cute. I could listen to her rant on for hours
>>91813502Oh I get it, you're acting retarded on purpose. Good job.
>>91813646Are you a woman? breaking 3 hours in the marathon isn't hard, that's barely under 7min. mile pace. If you can run a sub 6min. mile you should be capable of that with the proper training. By the way, a sub 6 min mile is slow as fuck.
Imagine trying to say running 26 miles is easy in order to somehow argue that theatre is difficult. Actual brain damage.
I think Rissa should kiss me under the mistletoe
>>91813989I wrote this post
>>91814016You wish you did
>>91814137Even my nigga Shadow is shocked
>>91813568Same. I never had issues if I didn't have the same interests as my partner because if they were super passionate about something I love when they could talk my ears off for hours. I always ended up invested and tried to learn about it myself. Nerissa is an inspiration in this regard for sure.>>91814137This is adorable.
>>91813977>In my '50s, after having success with Daniels at shorter distances, I followed his marathon program and hit 2:55 without any trouble.If a fucking 50 year old can go sub 3, then most people below the age of 30 should be capable of that with proper training. It's seriously not that remarkable other than the fact most people are out of shape and lazy as fuck.
Sex?
Plap?
>>91816116Rissa plapped me and I still haven't recovered
NoFap?
>>91817051Rissa fapped me and I still haven't recovered
Rissa gave birth to me and she still hasn’t recovered
>>91817160That's because you're a fat fuck
>>91814137Time to relearn those multiplication tables
>>91819789The only table Rissa needs to know is her period calendar so that she knows when to leglock me extra hard
Tired early again jailbirds, so goodnight for now. See you all tomorrow. I love you Nerissa, tonight's yapping was fun! Sleep tight.
>>91819789Time to remind her she's a woman, so she can multiply instead of pretending to be a lesbian.
>>91822012Rest well Jailbro
>>91824265ok that almost made me chucklejust for tonight you get the pool instead of the oven
>>91812751I used to hit Dairy Queen with the guys and yap until 5 AM back in college after we had our club meetings. Best years of my life, so I get her.
Sometimes I think nerissa is a woman
>>91813247I feel that. Good wholesome sweaty monkey sex is healthy.
>>91826761>I used to hit Dairy Queen with the guysWhat did the poor girl do to you?
Baker-san, are you around?
>>91828671Yeah.
Baking.
>>91795999Good morning ^^ Gonna catch up on the vod, hope it was nice
>>91828772Fresh.>>91828807>>91828807>>91828807
>>91828850Thank you, Baker-san!
