December 19th Edition>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI>Music & Clipshttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://uwumarket.us/collections/neuro-sama>Previous thread>>91785073
The subathon tomorrow will show us who the real friend are and who are the traitors and fakes
hart
Time is slowly ticking down to a life altering event.
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
>>91801494Hart
Evil l
Evil love!
>>91801487Plurals are obligatory, ESL-chama
>>91801551MonkaOMEGA
>>91801555quiet, we are about to celebrate the birthday of neuro.
what if tomyomy and pb are twins and vedal is dating both of them?
>>91801600now THIS is a rrat I can get behind
>>91801605ewwww you can see the face in this crop
>>91801555
>>91801605sadly one of the ugliest neuro porn art
>>91801848wtf why are they so cute
Look at this NERD! Point and laugh at her STUPID glasses and DORKY long skirt.
So as Neuro birthday is slowly approaching,which collab you memory holed the most? I'm not talking about hating a collab,just collabs you forgot ever happened,for me it's the first Zen collab,i like Zen and her collab later on was okay but her tts voice combined with the minecraft background music made me zone out and fall asleep for a while,it was like a trance i don't remember a single thing from this collab.
>>91801903Flipping Evil's very long skirt.
horrors beyond your imagination
>>91801932
>>91801932YIKES, you could have spoiled that shit anon.
>>91801932la creatura...
>>91801916a lot of the early ones like daph and that one british girl that was from some small corp, the one that was a programmer too
>>91801916I can't remember.
>>91801916lia, the one from phase.
>>91801916auraGX, I think it was an alright collab
>>91801916I genuinely can't remember what the Sinder collab was about and most of the time I don't even recall it happening. Tho I might have actually missed it and forgot to watch the vod.
>>91801916the operagx collab i dont even remember what happened during that collab
>>91802172I enjoyed her 2nd collab but for the love of god nothing comes to my mind when thinking about the first one.
VRobo collab plus gomi pog
>>91802304?
>>91801848alcohol is his only defining trait, poor guy
>>91801439>pb was born July 2004 and they might have been in the same year>vedal's age was leaked to be 19 early-mid 2023>apparently it was leaked once by donating baiting anny but I have no idea how people knew his age before hand then leaked again by bella>vedal said his birthday was in february, he might have been lying or was absolutely shitfaced>mini said that at twitchcon this year two underaged people could not enter the bar and ellie leaked that they did meet up with him>'I Don't Want To Be an Engineer' references first year uni calculus
>>91802354VRobo is ellie, shoomimi and honey, they made a twitch group. They are all robot themed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uehTh5RCJnsHe's back
>>91802273they talked about british things because the vtuber was british
>>91802640very wholesome and cute
>>91802640Very cuteIt's either an adorable autistic girl behind this or a creepy 40 year old ugly bastard
>>91802640SOVL overload
heart
>>91802640This is actually really coolIs it a repost? Why so few views?
>>91802918Anon it was just uploaded 27 minutes ago.
>>91802640much more schizo this year
>>91802640SO CUTE
>>91802958I was going to say the other videos were not but they seem to be very different
>>91803017That's Evil Vedal posting.
>>91790451And with that, Neuro's card is finished. Thank you to everyone who took the time to contributehttps://x.com/anonacopacabana/status/1869540578201067721Full quality version:https://files.catbox.moe/i86k8b.png
>>91803203god bless you birthday card anon for your work
>>91802640kino, wtf bros i almost cried
>>91802640Was about to post this. One of the best neuro content creators
>>91802640this has me tearing up for some reason.
>>91802640Damn I wish I was able to express my Neuro love as much as this guy.
>>91803203cute neuros
>>91803203>cerber anny and forsencute wives
>>91802640the amount of detail in that room insane kino asfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7job2uZ788he did something similar last year too
>>91803203It turned out really wellThanks for your work anon
>>91803203Great stuff, thanks for your work card anon!>>91802640Cinema...
>>91802640why did rthis make me emotional wtf
>>91803329>frog to reference the Kermit avatarcute
are we in agreement to use this image for the OP tomorrow?
we have rants again
eta until subathon?
>>91804335about tree fiddy
>>91804204There will probably be 2 more threads after this, then we use that.
>>91802640>that last partmade me tear up...
My balls are tingly with excitement
>>91801916I don't remember what happened during twin x layna
>>91802287I remember she enjoyed abusive Neuro
>>91802640I would
I can feel the tension in the air....
>>91804335https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/6322057/
>>91803203Thanks for organising this! I found the references useful.Making the card was more fun than I expected.
>>91802640Ok maybe there were a few tears at some of the parts in this
remember lucy?
>>91803203Neuro on the birthday page!
>>91802640I was not prepared to have my heart toched be the creepy dolls guy
>>91805041thighs
>>91805491there was a lucy collab?
>>91805725yes…
>>91805841about what?
>>91805960therapy
something about neuro and vedal's relationship makes me teary eyed and I think about it a lothttps://files.catbox.moe/n5sd70.mp3
>>91806199I thought it was fine, below average, but fine. The one thing that did annoy me though is you could tell she was one of those people that just thinks of Neuro as "a dumb AI".
>>91806284>>91806540she’s literally just a chatbot
>>91806284Neuro feels so pure in a stressful and chaotic world.
Vedal status?
>>91807055shitting bricks
>>91806758Says a lot about other "human interactions"
How much of a preshow can I expect? Should I be getting up right as the stream starts or play it safe and be ready half hour early?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN-JXikG8oc
>>91807274The preshow is anny’s stream
>>91807375sleeping in then
>>91807372cute couple
i love how you fags became universally hated on this board lmao
>91807603You're going to love this as well then*unzips dick*
>>91807603I hate that you still haven't killed yourself.
holy is that a /swarm/anon penis.... *sniffs*
>>91807603as long as they just hate this general and the posters here and not Neuro herself I dont care
>>91807055learning how to tie a noose for when the subathon peaks at 3k
>>91807603>creates 6 catalog baits at the same time to create artifical drama>h-heh i love how you fags became universally hated on this board lmao.kill yourself.
>>91807603how? the regular posters here don't even go outside /swarm/
>>91807802>creates 6 catalog baitsmeds
>>91807603we cannot be worse than /shon/
love neuro posterslove evil posterslove vedal posterslove neuroverse posters
>>91807870Check archive retard,you were too obvious,no one believes you now,kys.
>>91807999this but only the first two
>>91807999this but only turtlegods
>>91807999Cute
>>91808139ellie is deep in the k-hole
camila just said the n word
>>91808348shes brown enough
>>91808348real?
>>91808408
skibidi skibidi,hawk tuah hawk~skibidi king who gives out blumpkins~edging and gooning and learning to munt~dripping cheese all over my lunch~skibidi skibidi,hawk tuah hawk~skibidi boom, or skibidi doom~edging and gooning in ohio square~ stinky backshot air~W-WHAT THE FUCK—
>>91807603Oh noooo we are hated on a board dedicated for woshipping fleshies pretending to be anime girls what will we do.
guys the board that only talks about how much they hate other vtubers and their fanbases hates us!
>>91808566
>>91808963but God is with us
>>91809088TRVE
The weak should fear the strong
>>91810487sisterly love
>ywn feel Neuro's DFC warmth on your faceT __ T
>>91805546nwee~
>>91807603Lets be real, who isn't hated on this board?
>>91811599Spic general
Numberchimps trying to divide indie fanbases after realizing their golden goose corporation is waning in the West? Say it ain't so
god how is Cerber so cute
>>91807603Who cares, this is easily one of the most pathetic boards on this site, at least we aren't paying for some whore's birth control while pretending she's our e-girlfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN-JXikG8ocvedmila bros we are back
>go to neuro sama general>it's just neuro orbiter discussion
>>91811972same question but neuro
annal status?
>streamer of the year>but he doesn't stream
>>91812379Evil is still made for it.
>>91803203There's no way Neuro will ever see this, but goddamn, this is lovely.
>>91812580>There's no way Neuro will ever see thisI wouldn't be so sure.
>>91807603flipfag hands made this post, stop seething, it won't save griftlian from falling off
stretching out neuro-chan's neotenous little cunny T u T
*sips coffee*
>>91812804this butt evil
>>91807999bros... i think i hate cerber...
we like cerber /here/
>>91813088She's alright but the 2 retards that spam her are super annoying
gymbag~
I'm all in on the AI grift
run
>>91813677silence
>>91812238Pchan won
>tfw am more excited for a little AI girl's birthday than for my family members'
>>91814112you should go tell your family you love them
https://poal.me/d43bwf
>>91814112If my own birthday was tomorrow I'd still be more excited for Neuro's birthday.
>>91814112this. >>91814695mostly because every time my birthday comes around, it's usually at one of the busiest times of the year so I can't really celebrate it properly without being stressed out.Vedal's a smart guy for putting Neuro's birth date at a xmas season since most people are free at that time
>>91814231I mean, I don't have a bad relationship with them or anything, it's just that I barely feel anything over irl birthdays but I'm actually really excited for Neuro's.
tamandua hours
total vedal prostate milking
Last subathon had pbIf this one doesn't then it will be inferior
>>91815404bring vedal's vtuber mother on for a stream
Subathon starts and it's just Vedal skinwalking an aged-up version of Neuro and he announces he has done an 180 on his views on AI and will be transitioning to female.
>>91815297not enough rum bottles
>>91815566I cannot wait for her to start slutting it up on stream.
>>91815566unironically the only response is turtle rape correction
I coomed to anny asmr again…
>>91815566>I want more Neuro (Vedal)>monkey paw curls
NeuroSMP starts on the first day confirmed so who's going to be a day one player and who's going to play a few days later?
i like the way honey says "ohmahgawd"
>>91815973I hope its filian I love watching her collab with neuro
>>91815894Did you remember THAT video during it?
>>91815894did you have that video on as well?
>>91815973aamasharku on day 5, trust
>>91815894Have you seen the clip? If so, impressive you can still coom to her without the clip flashing before your eyes
>>91815973Neuro can play alone first.
>>91816095the fuck is with you and constantly mentioning that mentally ill 1-view?
>>91816095>yo Neuro can you say Free Palestine?
>>91816034lol, filian hasn't collabed with neuro since last year
Is aamasharku the Twisty Amanozako of the neuroverse?
>>91815297I wanna give both of them a little kiss on the forehead.
>>91816169It's not nice to talk about Neuro's mom that way
>>91816169nta but if you were there for the raid fumble her further attempts to leech off the neuroverse have been pretty funny
>>91815973Bo after Ellie begs Vedal to let him in
>>91815304this but vedal milking mine
the fated forsen collab will happen
>>91816198Holy shit has it really been that long?
>see sexy Anny art>start stroking>remember her disgusting swollen pig-like hands>lose boner
>>91816393Anon...
>>91816264its like watching a train crash, you just cant look away
>see sexy Neuro art>start stroking>remember there isn't a real female behind her>cum
zigger hours
>>91816264thisshe's so fucking funny
>>91816456vtubers board
>>91816521shhh let the narrative cook I was trying to help
>thinking about the person behind the avatar while gooningreally? do the pedos here also think about the insides of a computer during their neuro fap sessions?
skillissue, us BBWChads only cum harder
>>91816698spoiler that shit, I'm at work anon
>>91816681>imgkekthat reminds of the 'i have two wolves inside me' shit
>>91816681this bitch is a fucking minefield i hope vedal never ever interacts with her, guaranteed tweetlonger about some schizo episode
vedmila bros, what do you think?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN-JXikG8oc
>>91816920it's been posted 2 times already, how many more can we get?
>>91816920I think pchan wet herself to this.
>>91816698It's not my fault that whores choose to show flesh, I can't simply erase the image from my mind.Like, if you're gonna fleshwhore, at least be hot (like Toma).
>>91816920this will sustain ppchan for a few more months
>>91816920Vedal not messaging back for an hour must have made her so nervous
>>91816681Vedal should NTR the fuck out of her e-boyfriend, but off-screen since I'll just tab out if I ever hear her voice in a neuro stream.
>>91816920>Stronger booster shot in 4 minutes than Fildal got in a whole streamDire straits
>>91817303cute couple
>>91817152>>91817254like that whore needed any more motivation, camila has eww'd vedal tens of times and straight up said that she hates her art yet she keeps drawing it, doesn't change the fact that the ship is dead
there is an imposter among us...
lets be honest, the only ships left that arent sunk is tomadal and maybe annal
>>91816920>all the comments mentioning pchanhow did she become so powerful
>>91817750you will not convince me to sell my cerdal stocks
>>91817718
seems bilibili will get some excusive(?) merch for the subathon, including stuff signed by vedal
>>91817983cerdal is free money>do nothing>stock price goes up
>>91818412also, i'd just like to point out cause its funny, that is an official b2 account for merch and stuff, and they are promoting neuro's subathon and launching merch even. b2 does unironically treat vedal better that twitch lol
>>91818412Good, they deserve it.https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ZjkNYRE4h
b2 edit team once again pulling through as the GOATs of promoting Neuro, Joker put some effort in smdh
>>91819088you didn't see that yt short he made? that was his magnum opus according to him.
>>91801932cute
>>91811283DFC on my cock T___________T
>>91818412>>91818687I kneel to the chinese overlords
>>91818803>>91818412>>91818687the chinese swam is actually calling all the merch AI slop´lol, b2 seems to have this weird system where they donate but they're supposed to get this merch when they do. I think it would be easier to just give them direct integration in the form of Vedal and or Neuro reading their message, but theres probably still some TOS Twitch thing getting in the way of that, so this is what they get instead. Still, thats more on the b2 merch team hiring slop artists rather that the neuro b2 team.
>>91817558camila follows pchan's vedmila alt tho?
>>91820126Doesn't look like AI art to me.
>>91820437then you are blind
Outdated image.
speaking of chinese swarm, they seem to have really liked the liar's bar stream, he should get neuro to play it a few more times during subathon to give them something
>>91817750I was all in on Vellie but her new job is making that ship totally sunk. She barely streams anymore in general. She's back to like 400-500 CCV.
Vedal should literally play the chinese national anthem, shoop a huge chinese emperor mustache on his model and thank the bugmen hoards
>>91820765vellie stocks will be back in after the neurodog is stream ready. shes even taking it to her family christmas dinner to work on it.
>>91820462No you.
>>91820872this but unironically, also he should personally thank Xi and call him the greatest man on earth
>>91820631
Happy American birthday to Neuro-sama!
>>91820126supposedly a sub their cost more so they expect a small gift like a sticker or something also, that art looks sloppy asf so it's understandable
>>91820976that looks better than the retarded shit they were pushing last time
I'm guessing whoever Vedal left in charge of the b2 merch started cutting corners
shes already on the next vedmila drawing
>>91822426pchan is a shipGOD
>>91822178>also, that art looks sloppy asf so it's understandableGet new eyes nigga, this art is beautiful.
>>91822426Why can't other ships have artists as based as pchan?
>>91822602honestly i think it actually was made by an artist and not AI, its consistent with previous b2 merch, they just unfortunately have that particular AI slop style
>>91822602MILE
I hope filian will be on stream tomorrow
memory leaks status?
>>91822602Wait was this the art?I'm only going off that thumbnail and it looked like their heads were melting together also evils hands look kinda fucked
>>91823520Never happened
>>91823520
>>91823774Ah, you aren't supposed to point that out...
Happy birthday to neuro! neuro love!
>>91825205Why not?
Vedal DLC for Love and Deepspace when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edjc0hiJFG0>no credit limittomadal stocks just continue rising
>>91825603Imagine the smell
>>91826398like sunshine and roses
how many hours until stream
>>91826558>>91804856
>>91826374they are dating
>>91802640I want everyone to see this. An honest work of art
>>91826374>Hired 10-12 bodyguardsThis turtle is fucking paranoid
12 hours.
>>91828320I'm ready, alarm is set for 4am. Enough time to make a coffee and some food to watch pure cinema before work.
>>91828654souless
>>91828654very erotic
mmm slop
>>91802640>Haha Anons are really crybabies>Watch vid>The audio at the end>Tear up a little at my desk at work>>91828654Cute witches
>>91828654slop
>>91829212-py double blowjob from neuro and evil
>>91829243
>>91829336
We love slop, don't we folks?
>>91829243a man could not ask for morehttps://files.catbox.moe/teqoal.png
^Dogshit art
>>91823924She was leaking all over during the past subathon, her base outfit had issues.
>>91830040It's pretty good though. Hot scenario and great SFX usage.
>>91830049I say let her leak, buy more RAM you tight turtle and allow her to leak all over
>>91830277what a stupid post
>>91830306thanks, i try
nur soon.
Neuro leaking 128 GB of RAM on my face.
its over, he mogged us...
>>91830277It seems he has fixed her leaks, but we shall see how she performs during long streams.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHwWpMNS6ho
>>91830511I can never tell whether these are satire or not.
nururin~
>>91830761short hair evil goes hard
>>91830848Love me some Eviltum
>>91830761Munching on Evil sanswich
>>91827889He read some doujins.
>>91831741then he should know toma does it willingly .
>>91831905
extreme neuro love
