Icey Construction, We Build Shit! edition>Current and upcoming streamshttps://pomu.pages.dev/schedule/corpo?filter=VAllure>This week's full scheduleshttps://files.catbox.moe/zk7rzw.jpghttps://teamup.com/ksc1n4iofruwa4e8tq>Holodexhttps://holodex.net/channel?org=VAllure>Transparent head cutoutshttps://catbox.moe/c/h6hm6q[Gen 1: Indulge]>Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddesshttps://www.youtube.com/@AzuraDulaithttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#azura>Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bearhttps://www.youtube.com/@IceySnowpawshttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#icey>Immy Bisou - Hex Maniachttps://www.youtube.com/@ImmyBisouhttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#immy>Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yanderehttps://www.youtube.com/@MercyModistehttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#mercy>Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistresshttps://www.youtube.com/@ShibiCottonbumhttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#shibi>Stronny Cuttles - Hypnotic Cuttlefishhttps://www.youtube.com/@StronnyCuttleshttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#stronny>VAllure Linkshttps://vagallure.carrd.co>Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archivehttps://odysee.com/@vagArchive:7?view=content>LOOK ABOVE FOR ASMR VODS BEFORE ASKING>Greentext Archivehttps://rentry.org/VAllureGreentext[FAQ for Tourists]>What is VAllure?The first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo.Yes, this is the whorpo and they are focusing on adult audio like ASMR or JOI.>Where will the content be?YouTube - Kino SFW streams. Expect some spice and kayfabe but nothing TOS-breaking. Expect 3 streams per week at minimum.Patreon - Lewd audios. $5/month per talent, 4 audios per month. Sub to whoever you like.Fansly - Cost/content Up to the discretion of the girls.>Is there a Discord Server?Yes, Notification only. No interaction with any of the girls. Check VAllure Links.No, they won't be joining any fan servers.>Most importantly, are any of the talents in a relationship?Yes, all of them, with me.>VAllure Friends!V&U: >>>/vt//vnug/Other small corpos: >>>/vt//corpo/More of Azura and Shibi: >>>/vt//choc/Previous Thread >>91786558
Everything is gonna be alright today.
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
good morning, i love my beautiful wife
Icey hugs.Icey kisses.Icey seggs.Icey Love.
HATE RITUAL POSTS!!!
for me, it's mercy modiste
>>91833600It's going to be a good day today.
I am trash. The only thing I am good for is to be pressed under Madam Shibi’s heel. Madam Shibi is the best mistress I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!
I think Icey should pin me down and peg me.
i think mercy should sneak into my home and wantonly rape me
i think azura should waterboard me with her milk
i think you should treat yourself to something nice today
>>91836277i think i willgoodnight dont die
>>91836379nini nigga
>>91836379goo ni
>>91836379Good night. Azura dreams
>>91836277Thanks anon, this post convinced me to get some weed for holidays!And I did
Immy kinda cuteImmy kinda wifeImmy kinda looksLike the love of my life!
I think Immy should waterboard me with her squirt
I think immy should cut her name into my skin while I cut mine into hers.
i think therefore i am
>>91836097This but Shibi
Ok, let me ask you something. Lets presume you send your oshi daily maros about your life. If you had a friend coming over to your summerhouse, where the 2 of you would be getting high over the weekend, would you tell your oshi?
>>91839107is the friend a girl or guy? and are either of us gay? does my oshi like male on male gay sex?
>>91839198Girl. You're bi, she is straight. Your oshi likes to watch, but wants to be involved
>>91839287you're cheating on Immy of course she doesnt want to hear about it. she's said this multiple times.
Shibi, this is a surprise for later please don't peak. this is something Mari is putting together Madam, don't peek! Mari is organizing a Christmas Kudo Board for Shibi if any Harelots wanted to participate https://www.kudoboard.com/boards/3u37MXzO
>>91839107>>91839287If the friend is a woman no, women don't want to hear about other women. Same as men not wanting to hear about other men.
>>91839438I'm not. She is literally just a friend.
>>91839478 (me)I forgot to add we have been best friends for 10 years
>>91839456You have time until 12/22, don't be late, Harelot!
>>91839478dont do it
>>91839569I won't, but please do explain this to me. I unironically don't get posts like this >>91839462I unironically don't care if she talks about men. She would never betray us. And I think she is uniroinically as schizo as we are and that she prefers this kind of relationshipTalking about male friends or female friends falls under the same category for me. Friends
>>91839995You would want Immy to tell you about how she's been hanging around getting high with her totally platonic best friend (male)? I respect your cuck fantasy I guess but literally nobody else feels that way including Immy
>>91839995leave or keep the cuck shit to yourself please
I'd trust my oshi if she talked about male friends because every single person here that has female friends has a 1 sided interest in fucking their female friend and she has a negative interest in reciprocating
riveting conversation this morning boys
>>91840549I think it's probably a troll or an unironic cuck. There's a guy that likes to bring up his cuck ideas unprompted in the en asmr thread too for some reason.
>>91839456That's a lot less people than I thought would be participating. I hope more people join in.
>>91840849join us anon
>>91840896I'll try and write up something after i wake up a bit more. Still feeling a bit slow.
Good morning Immy, I love you pookie
https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1869765060995981366
What if Shibi gets that Dokibird Collab
>>91841599
>>91842339she freaks out
>>91842397>>91841599So proud of my little sister, she's working hard to improve herself.
Azu is losing her mind because of loud construction noiseshttps://x.com/AzuraDulait/status/1869773905055064158
>>91839995I am late but I have to say that no one wants cuck content in vallure or /vag/. Take it somewhere else and leave it there
>>91842932she's like me fr fr
Icey cancelling today's stream, she's exhausted and stressed out. https://x.com/IceySnowpaws/status/1869778302707311015
https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1869786645043785827
>>91844505my little sister is so based
>>91844505I love you Immy
>>91844505i have already made several bad life choices with you in mind immy
>>91844505another day, another banger tweet. Heard you loud and clear, Immy! Love you, pookie
>>91839107If it's a fun story, yeah send it. Definitely an interesting read for them compared to the hundred other horny maros they get daily.
[Youtube Meta News] ASMR mic song covers
Shib o' the morning to ya!
I love my Strontistic wife and daughters!
>>91844505wish i had my sister here to critique me on my latest and most retarded bad life choice and suffer the consequences or reap the bounties together ;_;
>>91846290What is that supposed to mean?
>>91846330i get itcuz shibi's a top
>>91848317song covers with ASMR mics
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1869808159839400302
>>91848822>esports adjacentSorry shibs but if you want an esports adjacent hero shooter you're still stuck with Overwatch
https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1869810000174215206https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1869810823285321920
>>91848822The exact same problem as ow: no one wants to play tank. Either just accept that some games will be auto losses in hero select because no one picks tank or have role queue and see queue times skyrocket.Should just play overwatch instead.
Mummeh on the telly
>>91848879I think she means she anticipates it becoming one so she wants to get better at it?
Mummeh... where is the ear licking? your schedule promised ear licking...
>>91850602Someone just got completely removed from youtube after one ASMR video was striked so she's just going to do chess instead.
>>91850716Jesus, who got nuked?
>>91850716i don't like youtube...
>>91850716Cottontail yeah, it looks like youtube is fucking with their AI again
gm bros>>91849281i really dont get why no one likes tank. i adore playing magneto, thor, and hulk all for different situations. i also really like playing rocket when we need supps. people need to swallow their pride and understand that not every game is gonna be a 'CHAT CLIP THAT' fest for them
>>91850759Cottontail. Hopefully Cottenbum isn't next
>>91850892>CottenbumIf you smugimmy.png me I will rape you
>>91850839>people need to swallow their pridethis here is the insurmountable issuethere's a reason overwatch has role queue
>>91850839I've played primarily as Rocket every time that have played. Him, Punisher, and Jeff are the only characters that I'm confident in playing.
>>91850966unless it becomes unplayable we're not getting it, they either need to buff tanks to make them more appealing or buff supports. but then im afraid we'll get another GOATS, and im dropping the game if that happens
>>91851083support is already busted to shit with the unreal amount of sustain they can enablethey need add either role queue or at least a 3-person max limit per rolealso add more tank and support heroes because the number of dps laps them combined
Kanna of pixellink just got one of her videos taken down too. It was uploaded a few hours ago
>>91851481i would accept the 3 person max limit, i've had good games where it's 1 tank 3 dps and 2 healers. i just hate role que because of overwatch. i dont want to sit in the lobby for 5 minutes to play a dps for once just to get shit stomped
>mummeh can't win even when the reefling she's playing against is actively trying to throwlove my dumb pup wife
uuuuuuu Immy uuuuuuu
IF MERCY LOVES ME SHE WILL GUERILLA TODAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f91UEFjGlME
can a dildo expert identify this pleasehttps://x.com/ModisteNSFW/status/1869640878165549395
>>91854981yeah that looks like a dildo
>>91854979i will enjoy watching thisalso debating if i want to try and stream snipe her
>>91855077>spoilerI'm sure she would be happy to see a new face join if you end up joining.
I'm disappointed that mummeh never got fools mated. I would've loved to see her reaction to that.
>>91854981kek
>>91856063she never opened a fools mate iirc.I wanted to open with a fools mate to frustrate everyone else that she can kill me in 2 moves, lmao
>>91827755(me) 4/6 isn't bad.
>>91857109but i dont want it to go in there...
>>91848382she's also part irish
>>91857628that part? my dick
>>91849281i like playing venom
>>91854602i really gotta watch that show myself
>>91849281everyone wants kills, they don't fight on objectives thats the real problem
>>91857950because if they do the whole team gets jeff'd
>>91857993jeff also swallows his own team mates
I'm glad Shibi said she would never stream snipe Rivals. I don't have to pretend to care about this dogshit game.
https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1869844949400986033
I’ve been on a business trip the past few days did I miss anything?
>>91858660yeah
>>91858660Yeah
>>91857950this is always the issue with hero shooters, when its combined with everyone wanting to play dps it's asscancer.
*leaks precum*
good afternoon everyone
>>91860633welcome anon, thread is a bit dead today
>>91860633good afternoon anon
pretty sure shibi is playing against bots right now
>>91860868>>91860893how has your day been
>>91861224been good, went to see the new gladiator, it was shite
>>91861279oh my god tell me about itat the very least it gave me a renewed appreciation for the original but man what a pile of shit that sequel is
>>91861224It was a good day I think, I didn't have much work today.
>>91861481yeah contrast was pretty stark, it was really obvious how much better the cinematography and music was better even with the many flashbacks and callbacks in that movie kek, the only good thing this movie did was make people want to really watch the original gladiator, saw a lot of people in the theatre getting bored and playing around on their phones which i was a little annoyed by but i also don't really blame them
>>91861224Ehh could be better. Work has me training people during Shibi's time slot, so I have to watch bits and pieces of the Stream.
I want it ON MY PENIS
i love my onahole shaped sister
>>91862788what is this creature
>>91862788>>91862821Cute!
>>91862788>>91862821The Binding of Immy, a reference to the hit videogame The Binding of Issac, that Immy should totally check out and play with Stronny!
>>91862788>>91862821
>>91862788>>91862821fat FUCK
>>91862821>>91862788This model would be perfect as a plushie
>>91862788>>91862821i want to grab it by the leg and slam it into a wall (affectionate)
>>91862821why the fuck does her chest expand outward
cookie cutter girls you make my rockin' world go round
>>91863304she's got big badonkers
she's so PUNTABLE holy fuck
>>91863495schizophrenic post
Shibi's getting a lot of raids. Not sure if it's because of Rivals or what but hope this leads to more friends.
That was probably one of the better Marvel movies I've seen in a while.
[Immy News] Her tootsies are out.
>kanna gets struck for asmr again>cottontailva gets her entire channel deleted>miori is privating all her asmr uploads out of fearis it over for us too?
>>91868060is the youtube ai shitting the bed again
>>91868060Immy could always post them to patreon or fansly. The company would probably prefer she post them to patreon
>>91868060twitch streamers getting their ancillary youtubez deleted, so variety channels might be safe
dont think i saw a single decent tank in any of those games shibi played kek, it's really bad out there
>>91868382speaking of which anyone know why only one of azura's audios for the month have gone up? i dont think she's mentioned anything
I'd be OK with Shibi streaming more Rivals, so long as it doesn't end up being too much of a channel focus.
>>91869597I mean collabs are fine could even be a game they do vs other fans with since it has custom games.
>>91869597Should be way funnier and more chaotic as a collab game
>>91868060Meanwhile I spent half the day at work with a boner because I kept listening to MamaYunya's ASMR stuff on Youtube and that doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Youtube is just schizophrenic when it comes to completely fucking over random chanels for little to no reason with no explanation. Apparently Zone has no idea what caused the demonetization of their channel and just deleted videos until it was deemed "acceptable" by Youtube.There's more lewd ASMR channels than Immy that seem to be just fine.
Immy brainwashing the gay pinpals back to being straight
You hear that, pinpals? Listen to your sister, pinpals. If I see even one pair of yous kissing in this thread I'm cracking skulls and sending your scalps to Immy.
>>91871131>>91871152qrd?
>>91871152dont worry pinpals, i'll always be here if you want to be a little rebellious
>>91871152I've never participated in any homosexual activities itt.
Azura in Immy's chat>>91871329
>>91871596
>>91871596i am perceiving...
>>91871453is co-cumming homosexual?
>>91871660
So does this mean the Reeflings or the Bleeters are the gay ones now?
>>91871759
>>91871947>Bleeters
>>91871952my wife is such a scaredy cat
Frustrated Immy is so cute Bros, I can't.
>>91858728>>91859044FUCK YOU GUYS
my hands are cold, if only i had an vietnamese woman, or a white girl (yandere) to warm my hands up with their cunt
I admittedly don’t watch immy a whole lot but it seems she’s become like 3x as parasocial with chat or am I wrong?
>>91872653If you're a Harelot, Shibi, spent the last few days building and setting up her new PC. She's also been making friends with other Chuubas through Rivals, so that's been fun.
>>91873082>she’s become like 3x as parasocial with chatbecome?
that's a soundpost
>>91873082She's been pretty parasocial with chat since the start
>>91873216Not that Anon, but she has seemed more possessive then usual lately.
>>91873082She's always been parasocial. She's probably as schizo as the rest of us
>>91873371>as schizo as the rest of usshe cant match my schizo
Good work slapping that shit down Pinpals.
>>91868060>miori privating asmrthank christ i downloaded those already, almost panicked
>>91873583Alright now that's might not be a fair comparison.You never actually know though she just might be behind the scenes
>>91873841>that's might not be
>>91873841>spoilerit would leak out if she were
Immy should do an audio where she whispers 'Zako' in my ear
>>91848317>>91874085
>>91874105'zako' means 'small fry' and is used by erotic brats to tease adults
how the FUCK doesn't immy know about goatse
>>91874085I sent a maro. Lets see if she does it
>>91874604she is a child
at least it's not tubgirl
>>91874604anon she's supposed to be your little sister, showing her all the things she doesnt know is your job
>>91874725out of ten!
here it is immy
>>91874783this is an image of an unbaked fruit pie
>>91874664is she reading maros rn?
>>91874783Where's that cake spread azura drawing>>91874842no
>>91874842no but she reads them pretty often so she might
Imagine mummeh locking your dick up and spitting on you.
>Goodnight>Pookie>I love you>KISSES
We are now Immyless...
I LOVE IMMY I LOVE HER SO MUCH
I forgot to upload Mercy's christmas karaoke from the other day do the senpais need it still?
>>91876334Not a mercyposter but I believe they do if you mean uploading it to odysee
>>91876435I'm not the one that runs the odysee page but I can upload it to gofile at least.
>>91876505I know they'll appreciate it, thank you anon
Immy and Stronny have zako manko's
https://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW/status/1869923513349394903
>>91877121>that repostIs Azura a fellow Nikke chad or does she just like the art?
>>91877121resting my face in her soft bush and eating her out while she plays league
HOLY FUCK
https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1869925436521885736
>>91877393i am incredibly erect
>>91877393https://files.catbox.moe/628wl6.mp4>>91876505Just the audio from the Christmas Karaoke, the whole video is going to take over an hour to upload because gofile has gone to shit【Christmas Karaoke】Jingling my bells 【VAllure】-OeUDdfOrG1Qhttps://files.catbox.moe/62fquz.m4a
>>91877393holy fuck
>>91877635Hey anon when you were getting the audio from twitter did you use yt-dlp? I don't see an m3u8 in the network console.
>>91877393MY DICK
>>91877393Immy you need to take responsibility for making my dick so hard
>>91875346I wish mummeh could be so cruel.
>>91878011yt-dlp natively supports twitter but you have to be logged in for restricted audios/videos. Just pass cookies like you would for youtube
im feeling schizo today, goodnight everyone.
>>91877393I forgot she was going to use her deep voice for this holy shit
>>91878730gn bro, i hope the voices chill out
>>91878730goodnight anon sweet dreams. Hope you feel better tomorrow
>>91878730Goodnight brother, I hope sleep well. Don't let any nasty brainworms get to you ok
>>91877393I should have listened to this before showering
>>91878840post 084
>>91879195
i've played a decent amount of rivals yesterday and today and its not for me. movement acceleration and seemingly undisableable mourse acceleration. third person aiming isn't my thing and its wack at long distances. might but fun for some of the girls as a collab game and hopefully they keep the balance for casuals and screw over the top level players so it can stay a fun silly haha game that people can come back to from time to time.
>>91880037you forgot to type lena love this time
the only thing overwatch is good for is porn
ONLY IMMYhttps://files.catbox.moe/47d7sq.mp4
>>91881379Only immy until the day I die
>>91881379I wonder if she got too jealous or realized that there were some people that would actually try and do gay shit given the opportunity.
>>91850839It's always funny to me cuz back when I used to play a ton of Paladins before LoRez drove it into the ground I mained tank and support. I love being a bit beefy monster or keeping people alive. Paladins biggest merit imo was that the supports actually felt good to play unlike a lot of games like it. Maybe I should try Rivals.
>>91881727She's definitely jealous but I'm pretty sure she's also just worried that someone might get hurt meeting up with strangers. She's very paranoid and she worries about her pinpals a lot.
>>91882108>She's definitely jealous>She's very paranoid and she worries about her pinpals a lotShe really is the best
Guys. Immy isn't actually parasocial, but you can tell the gay pinpal has bothered her since it became a meme, since she cares enough that she didn't want pinpals to a joke (unlike Icey who prefers her fans to be jokes I guess)
>>91882108>She's definitely jealousit has to be because of stuff outside of /here/ right?
>>91882333no its because she saw them co-cumming /here/ and that event never left her mind
>>91882333I wouldn't say that any pinpals here get up to anything that bad.
>>91882473That isnt gay
>>91882527ngmi
>>91882333I assume so, the discord pinpals were literally sending each other ass pics in addition to ERPing and she heard about it and got jealous and told them to send the pics to her instead. After that the other fanbases started calling pinpals gay and it stuck
>>91882623>in addition to ERPingWhat? I heard about the ass pics but I must have missed that
>>91882072exactly! how is it not satisfying for people to protect their friends? supports feel pretty decent in rivals with a few exceptions (i personally hate cloak/dagger). since it's free and not gigantic (47 gigs) it's worth at least trying
>>91881379>pinpals are no longer allowed to be gay>i can't tease them for being gay anymoredon't cry because it's oversmile because it happened
>>91882841I was never gay!
>>91882841>i cant rape them anymore without feeling bad for immythis day fucking SUCKS
>>91882766Yeah I've just grown to despise PvP as a whole as I get older. I might try it anyways.
I didn't even catch this during the stream but someone asked for like a cuck roleplay for some reason, what the fuck. Thankfully she shot it down
>>91883233i wish every NTR fetishist would perish. thankfully because they wont be having sex their kind will be bred out of existence sooner rather than later
Mercy's Christmas Karaoke【Christmas Karaoke】 Jingling my bells 【VAllure】-OeUDdfOrG1Q.mp4https://gofile.io/d/CrDoLf
Crazy suggestion out of left fieldhttps://files.catbox.moe/nc84on.mp4
>>91883811within the next 6 months, immy will shove a camera up her assscreencap this
>>91882766>protect their friendsthe tanks in rivals kinda suck imo and don't have a lot of opportunity for skill expression or minute to minute playmaking. even a "fun" tank like venom is kinda the same gameplay loop over and over. i could not image down the road someone playing thousands of hours of groot...
>>91883925i'll @ you in 6 months
>>91881379>we will never have to do lesbearie shitThank god.
>>91884138NTA but Cap is fun. One big difference between OW and Rivals tho is that the tanks in Overwatch are like, the anchors your team is built around and have a strong focus on being able to directly protect your allies, especially going back to Overwatch 1. In Rivals a lot of them are just tanky DPS that make space through presence other than protection. And then there's Strange/Magneto for Overwatch players
>>91884138groot has some interesting play potential i would say, and personally i've had some lifesaver moments with magneto. dr strange is going to be meta forever because you can do so much with his portal
uuuu
>>91883925okay but when do i get to see her asshole wink
>>91884498you'll get it when you stop making this post
No Kouhai tonight, and it looks like she's not gonna guerilla. Off to bed with me so I can at least catch the the collab
>>91884571tomorrow will be a good daynini
Immy reposthttps://x.com/HowThingsWork_/status/1869047308618432736
>>91883233Immy is a perfect girl that would never play into that stuff but every person that asks for ntr should still be banned on sight
>>91884785i dont get it
>>91884981people are so out of touch, and i say that as somebody that considers myself i very abnormal person... it rocks my mind that somebody actually asked for something like this
>>91885599hand on vagina
>>91885705he doesn't get it
i like womengirls even
>>91885916source?
I like immyMy little sister even
>>91885657Thankfully it looks like the chat wasn't on board with it either. I'm glad it wasn't just Immy and us /here/ that were uncomfortable with that suggestion. I wonder if that guy was a random, I don't recognize him.
>>91885987he said he doesnt watch streams only listens to patreon audios iirc (which how the fuck do you do that)
only immy
>>91886018It feels weird to us /here/ but i understand that conceptually, i've never watched anything alekirser has done but ive jerked off to her audios plenty of times
>>91885599HOW DUDE
>>91885705oh, i thought she wanted her car door cleaned or something but it didn't really make much sense
>>91886715are you real?
>>91886793dont be mean to me or ill cry...
>>91886883Come on man...
>>91886883it's about as obvious an innuendo as you can get. idk what level of autism this is, autism prime (affectionate)?
goodnight Immy I love yougoodnight /vag/ love y'all
>>91888052Nini bro I love you too. Immy dreams
>>91888052gn bro immy dreams
vallure fanbase snowball fight, who would you want on your team and why?
>>91889878pinpals snowball the best
>>91890149my small hitbox would make me a godget fucked
>>91890265i think we're talking about 2 different things
>>91890321ironically i responded to the wrong post>>91889878>>91890265
>>91890321The only thing I snowball is Immy’s girlcum into her mouth
>>91890368sure anon, i totally dont remember the night we spent together
>>91890265the stubby little t-rex arms might have difficulty throwing
>>91890499i can launch them from my mouth
>>91890541just dont eat the yellow snow
>>91890443Immy?
>>91889878pinpals for the same reason as >>91890149 and because my wide frame would tank hits for them
>>91890541Snippets have the physique and abilities of kirby
>>91889878Reeflings would be pretty good because of 4 arms and 2 dicks
>>91889878>the tankssnowbeariesbleating hearts>the dpssnippetsharem>the supportreeflingspinpals
>>91890727never post this again
>>91890641if Immy is a guy then maybe
>>91890727that is very erotic, thanks for the boner.
>>91890749>the tanksyou mean the fat fucks
>>91890727why is she wasting perfectly good immynade?
>>91890840i would retort this but im rewatching old epic meal time videos and getting hungry
>>91890876snowcone
>>91890727That’s the good shit anon. I’m either eating the yellow snow or drinking it straight from the tap
>>91890891hmm i didn't think about that. i'll take 20.
>>91889878Immy has taught us Pinpals a few things, but I suppose it wouldn't be a very fair fight anymore, or even a snowball fight at all...
>>91891013imagine sucking the piss out of the snow.or tasting the salty nectar as you slide your tongue over the cold snow.imagine biting into it and having the pee explode into your mouth, coating every inch of it
>>91891094I was about to go to sleepwas
>>91891171i got really horny thinking about that stuff so i had to share
>>91891094
Confessing to mummeh I need bunny cunny so she pins down miwa for me to rape but then me and mummeh have loving sex after
>>91891421nigga what
>>91891421keep making this post
>>91891439It's my new ritual post for when I'm horny
>>91891421>bunny cunny>Miwa not Shibileave
>>91891554When shibi gets an official cunny model I'll consider it
i was gonna bake but that guy posting about miwa pissed me off so im not doing it anymore
Why are this threads bakers retarded
>>91891790>Why are this threads
fine ill do it you gay retards
>>91891823dont fuck it up faggot
>>91891815Why would you admit to being ESL like this
I can do it.
>>91891916shouldn't it be "why are these thread bakers retarded"? i know the meaning is supposed to be "why are /vag/ bakers retarded" but it just doesnt sound right as "Why are this threads bakers retarded"
>>91892060you got it then iceybaker
>>91892074It doesn't sound right to you because you're ESL or Southern American aka retarded. It's a grammatically correct sentence
third party chime in please
>>91892074your version works but the more likely way a native speaker would say this sentence is as the anon posted, "why are this thread's bakers retarded"i presume the reason it sounds wrong to you is because of the plural "are" being followed by the singular-sounding "this thread"
>>91891421i miss the anon who said this wasn't miwa general because he'd be thriving right now
>>91892293alright...if you say so...
Baked>>91892660>>91892660>>91892660
>>91892675thanks anon
>>91892331wasnt that sanguinius>>91892675thanks iceybaker
>>91892675Thanks a lot for baking, Snowbaker!
>>91892728>spoilerno
>>91892810oh, it just seemed like when he started to lurk more the miwa general guy left
>>91892843hope he's doing alright
>>91892875yeah...
>>91892892sometimes it feels like he's still here, like i can almost see his posts...
>>91892946
last post for the fallen
