Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM [Embed]https://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y [Embed]How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M [Embed]Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>91883068
>>91897462>embed duplicateretard OP
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>>91897564>>91897574No one else baked, I even had to wait out the 5 minute cooldown thats how rare I do this.
Turtle rape
>>91897653So cute, they just need to work out an animation rather than the harsh cut between poses.
>>91897653her hands are so smol <3/our/ adorable ai oshi, everyone
I just fucking knew if I checked shitcord they would all be whining about Neuro getting new things and Evil hasn't. Its her birthday you selfish beggars.
>>91897462DAMN!Just how much birthday cake did they feed her? Our doughy baby is really ballooning out
fuck off with this sleepython bullshitat least ironmouse is real and not a psyop
>>91898069gay nigrat alphie?
>>91898078Wicker chairs on mediterranean terrace, large terracotta urn, cactus. Cistus x pulverulentus
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
What's next after neurodog? Neurocar?
>>91898168
>>91898352neuroterminator
>Mini asks Neuro to shake her head>Neuro actually shakes her head in the gameThat's so cool
>>91898478Watching the old minecraft AI right now compared to her today is day and night.
>>91898340Now I wonder how Neuro's new model would look like if it was being controlled by Vedal
Nuo
I think a big reason why the v3 model is such a big hit for /swarm/ers is due to the fact that it actually kind of resembles pb.An example of this would be when she's mad, like in this img>>91898560
>>91898528Bratty Vedal....
Nuero be like
https://poal.me/b6dn1nhttps://poal.me/b6dn1nhttps://poal.me/b6dn1n
pb letting anny see her nudes as a reference for neuro's base model..
>>91898707if vedal declined other corpo offers to buy neuro/evil(and possible him), then the only other option left would be for him to make his own corpohell, something like that has already formed with the vedal/neuroverse shiti think it's only a few steps away from becoming an actual corpo
>Neuro threatening to eat her hands if Mini doesn't teach to play her guitarHow is she so funny bros?
>>91898610I like a lot of things about the new model (the expressions, the movements etc), but her head is a bit too wide. I'll probably get used to it, but I'd prefer it not be.
>>91898798>but her head is a bit too wideare you implying that you don't like a smarter neuro? everyone knows that bigger head = smarter
>>91898733That would explain the flirting between them these last few weeks... hot
bigger head = bigger target for kisses
>>91897462>LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMI quite like it. Reminds me of all those times Neuro-sama goes on existential/philosophical tangents.
>>91898772I disagree, I still think this will always be a group project
bigger head = more space for tic-tac-toe
>>91898881Quick cut her bangs
>>91898878>I disagree, I still think this will always be a group projectanon, a six to even seven figure brand such as neuro can't just be a 'group project' anymoreit will have to be corporatized one way or another in some way or formit will either be corporatized by already existing corporations, or will create a corporation by extension of the worth of her brand, thus causing her to be corporatized
The ahoge size is a joke. It NEEDS to be bigger
>>91898947(me)to make an example of this; have you heard of 'tourist spots' that most countries have?these 'tourist spots' are usually a man-made or nature-made thing(usually place), that tourists flock to in order to gawk at the magnificence or entertainment or whatever else makes them interested in that particular placenow, let me ask another question; have you seen a tourist place that DOESN'T have any sort of merchandise or brand imprinted on it/it's location? no, you usually see it have stores full of merchandising about it and whatnotthat's the same situation in this regardtourists, or viewers, flock to the place of attraction for them, that place being neuroit is only an inevitability that someone will put stores up in that place to profit off of its popularitywhether that someone is vedal or someone else doesn't matter; there will be someone to profit off of itand thus why i find that vedal creating his own corporation is the only option left for him if he doesn't want to sell the twins(and maybe himself) to some other corporation
My own opinion about the new model:-Her head doesn’t seem too big to me, but her cheeks look too puffy as if she’s holding candies in her mouth (picrel - she’s not pouting, btw). I think this is a rigging issue, not a design problem.-She bounces too much. I’m not sure if it’s because of her scripted movement or another rigging issue again, but it feels unnatural.-Her front hair looks too polished, like she just walked out of a hair salon for a fancy dress party.The body proportions and clothes are way better overall. It’s a big improvement, but I can understand why some people might not like it.
>>91899088>now, let me ask another question; have you seen a tourist place that DOESN'T have any sort of merchandise or brand imprinted on it/it's location?I have. But I used to live in a small town in New Zealand so that's kind of cheating because it's a small country to begin with so our small towns are even smaller. But it also means I used to be surrounded by random waterfalls and mountains I could just visit on the weekend.That said, I do know what you mean, even some "traditional" or "historical" places like Osaka castle or Asakusa will have at least one stall nearby selling items like t-shirts and keychains.Like and subscribe to my blog.
>>91898610>pbHey what is pb?
>>91899575pussy beater, its vedals nickname for his penis.
"She what? Sorry, you're too whiny for me to hear you properly"THE ROASTMASTER STILL GOT IT
Blow my gifted subs tomorrow or wait until the last day?
>>91899663I liked when she told Minik that she needed stilts to be 2 inches tall
hiyori has returned wallahi
>>>91899663something happened on the stream
>>91899719didnt mean to quote, dont know how I managed that sorry
>>91899592Does it stand for p-chan?
>>91899575>a genuine nu-subathon fagthat's actually crazy
>>91899709hiyori has been stung by a bee
>>91899758I will never forgive you
>>91899748God I want to flick that forehead so badly
>>91899769I just don't browse the threads
>>91899709Huh, this pic has me agreeing with >>91899243 that her new cheeks look too puffy.
>>91899812what the fuck do you browse then if you don't know who pb is
forgive me /swarm/ I gooned to filian during neuro's birthday
>>91899748nice.
>>91899862How, genuinely how?
>>91899424>I haveokay, but you yourself have said that those ones don't have any merchandise because of how tiny the attention they receive isbut bigger tourist places, ones that pull in lots of tourists, will have merchandises and that sort attached to them because a huge profit can be made in such placesto simplify what i am talking about: the bigger and more attention a brand gets, the less likely it will stay as not being commercialized and corporatizedand that's exactly the situation we're facing here in regard to neuro and her brandas we've seen in the current subathon, neuro is already able to pull in massive numbers of viewers towards her, and many of whom are willing to buy her merchandise, as seen with the lava lampsat minimum, we can safely say that neuro's brand is mid-level, but probably closer to big-level so, there's really no excuses for vedal anymore to treat neuro as just a casual project; he will have to start handling neuro's brand more professionally, because he can't afford to do so otherwise
>>91899575She, tommy and vedal make the OG trio that in 2019 laid the foundation for neuro to be born
>>91899748Kissable head
I fell asleep did anything happen after Minecraft?
>>91899243>>91899424infidels there can never be too puffy a cheek
>>91900016vedal and anny talking putting neuro to sleep https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2330885602?t=06h53m26s
>>91900016anny asking vedal to a christmas date and then them trying to tuck neuro into bed
nini swarm
I think Neuro's model has turned me into even more of a schizo as its making me want to protect her at all costs. Shes just too cute
>>91900117Cute.
am I brainrotted or is she implying/joking about ntr in this?https://youtu.be/ztXOANljFTs
heart
tourist here, why is Neuro sleeping? Isn't she supposed to be a chatbot?Why doesn't the creator just keep it running and let it talk to chat overnight?
>>91900663 (me)or is that what's it doing? I'm confused with the 2 neuros on screen
>>91900663>>91900699Vedal didn't want to burn out his viewers with 24/7 streams and many agree with him on that.
>>919006631. he is too afraid of neuro saying something bad (although this is the smallest worry)2. he is too afraid of neuro breaking while he is asleep (second smallest worry)3. he does not want people to slowly drop out because of 24/7 content, gives time for people who wants to watch it all a chance while also not be too overwhelming for those who couldn't watch aday or half of it during the execution.
>>91900539Her new auntie seems cool
>>91900663>just keep it runningpeople will get bored of the subathon quickly if it's just neuro talking for 10 hours
>>91900663No she is a real girl and not a chatbot, so needs to sleep. She gets tired because she bounces around so much and her diet consists of ice cream and cake, so she crashes hard.
>>91900663He's probably scared she'll say something that will get him banned so he has to have his finger on the panic button
>>91900763this is the real answer.
Was recently reading into that new quantum computing chip google developed. I wonder what one of those bad boys could do for Neuro.
Im going to give a shittake, but I think if her V2 model had as many expressions as this new model (i.e. just re-rig and or have a nude base for the V2 model), then it would look a bit better than this model. It gives me the same vibes as Anny's current model v.s. previous model; someone that looked like a 21 year old regressed to a 15year old, but in this case, someone that looked like a teen to someone who looks like they are 5~6. The current model (outside of rigging) looks cuter in that it looks younger, but... That's it.
>>91900823literally nothing
>>91900790Okay but unironically it honestly would have been cheaper for Vedal to pay some starving wannabe actress to act like Neuro. The GPUs running and rendering Neuro is most likely heating up his room hotter than a GPU rack mining cryptocurrency.
>>91900882>shittakeatleast you know.
>>91900823>picrelThis sounds like bullshit. Or a news article bending and inflating the facts for clicks. You got a link for the source?
>>91901124Just this.https://blog.google/technology/research/google-willow-quantum-chip/Maybe it's bullshit but I'm surprised no one it talking about it.
Actually in tears wheeze laughing at neuro playing minecraft
>>91901188They've been talking about Practical QPUs for over a decade now. But the reason you never read about them outside of niche communities is because nobody's found applications for them outside of absurdly niche problems.
Wake up fatty-sama
>>91901346One day they'll figure out something. Remember when GPUs were for graphics? Crazy shit.
>>91901124>>91901188The whole "parallel universes" tangent is entirely made up to generate hype among the plebs, but the rest of the announcement seems legit. One of the biggest problems in the area of quantum computing is figuring out how to do proper error correction on a large scale, which is exactly what Google has (allegedly) achieved with their new chip.
>>91901388get real. gpus are still mostly used only for graphics. using gpus for general computation was basically a non-existent practice before the ai fad
>>91901518Soon we will have Neuro (digital) and Neuro (analogue)
>>91901518not even ironmouse gets sick this much wtf
>>91901613She lives in japan, why doesn't the bitch just wear a mask like everyone else if she has such a weak immune system?
Nwero slit
I love I'm Only Sleeping
>>91899829The streams, I don't recall anyone being referred to as "pb"
>>91901613vedal needs to go full cdawg and start farming pity points for her to secure next year’s awards
>>91901757Clearly didn't watch last subathon then
>>91901757she's not brought up often, but queenpb is the person who made vedal's model. she's shown up for a probably few minutes on stream total but she exists.
Good morning /swarm/ what do we have today?
>>91901809You're right, I was a follower back then, but I didn't watch it>>91901836Thanks very much for the explanation
>>91901870on the schedule from what i remember is the beginning of the stock trading, decorating a christmas tree with neuro/chat, and opening the mc server to all of nur's friends
How long is this faggot gonna sleep what the fuck
>>91901980Anny said he was sleeping like 3 hour nights for the last 2 weeks, it's only an hour from now till nur wakes up
>>91901980
Vedal's sleep ASMR videos
>Leave steam on all night>still no giftedfml
>>91902043religious book readings, ahh how i remember the rrats...
Vedal987 is an OpenAI employee btw
why is he starting 5 hours earlier than usual
>anny trying to have close relationship with rigger yet againCan't wait for another falling out and them being left without a rigger.
>>91902152I think its just a chill stream until the normal starting time. Just so shes not asleep all day I guess as people were complaining when he initially said he'd stream less hours this year.
>>91902032>3 neuroscinematic...
>>91901912Cool, let's see neuro investing all into tesla
>>91902089You don't have to be in the stream to get a gifted, I visited Cerber once and got gifted and didn't watch Layna for 2 weeks and got gifted
>>91902204>this yearbut next year subathon will continue with more uptime?
>>91900823as long as the error quota is the way it is, nothing. The tech is cool, but in practice still useless
>>91902293i've been gifted for streamers who i accidentially followed a raid to a month after the fact
>>91902276I hope she googles the worst stock options for the memes.
WAKE UP BITCH
https://youtu.be/wznr00PT49cCute couple
>>91902319neuro will start the next GME inshallah
why am i getting ads for a diaper tie-in disney quiz that you have to shout at your alexa like that coke patent
>>91902393 (me) meant for >>91902333
>>91902195At least Kitanya won't cut ties with Anny if she draws Shondo again
Wtf hiyori is so funny
>>919020322 years FeelsStongMan
>>91902204>5 hours of chill slop
>>91902089UnluckE i got within first hour
>>91902152It's the same as Last year>neuro solo chill stream till the original timeslot >then vedal appears for the goals
>>91902451THATS WHAT I'M SAYING. So many funny quotes that's what blew the stream up.
>>91902470were you expecting wall to wall collabs or something? there is like 2 weeks to fill with content, some chill streams are inevitable
>>91902620Not only that but her voice is so cute and her timing is just right...
>>91902451Its because back then chat actually asked her questions, instead of begging for Evil and emote spamming.
>>91901518It's mine :)
>>91902821stop browsing 4chan in the bed, vedal
>>91902821have better standards, ipn
So now that the dust has settled who won, the doubters of the hypers?
What was Twitch thinking?MrBeast with front page buff and constant advertising got mogged by Neuro.Were they expecting that MrBeast would have 100kccv?
>>91903203Twitch staff hates vtubers. This is a very well documented fact.
>>91903098the fact vedal said there wont actually be a 3 month long no neuro break was the one and only thing needed for the doubters to decisively lose
>>91903260We still need to wait for 3 months for actual good streams and collabs instead of automated slop
>>91903310didn't vedal say he would still play games with neuro during the "break"? He's already a good enough collab partner
>>91903310Watch Vedal comeback mid February with Neurodog done
>>91903310I liked neuro when that's all she was, no problem for me
>>91903098Hypers all the way, I kneel
Wasn't the stream supposed to start by now
>>919037122~3pmGMT. so probably 3:45 GMT
Good morning people, how we feeling today?
>>91903310i don't want collabs
>>91903310>Doesn't want to interact with Neuro
>>91903793we gucci, tamagucci
>>91903793Bretty good
>>91902043Why does he have both Jesus and Quran readings?
>subathon is just watching old subathon
>>91904038Kino
>>91904022UK is a muslim nation now he gotta prepare
>>91904022He's Catholic and lives in London
>>91904022Inside of Vedal there are two turtlesOne is ChristianThe other is Muslim
IT BEGINS
Not getting funded
What's new with Neuro these days, I'm not a regular watcher but I like her a lot.
Vedal is awake
Neuro wrote the lyrics
oh hey this was the stream cerber raided neuro during last year's subathon
>>91904352Based
>>91904352
>>91904105this is the rrat I most hope is true
LIVE
SHES UP
We are so back
WAKE UP!
>>91903203The regulars big of twitch got more views than mr beast, bad gamble for part of twitch
did this turtle sleep at all
>>91904022Logic says he just picks long and peaceful readings because they're easy to fall asleep toBut fuck logic, we only listen to rrats here
>>91904135it's over
motherv3 is ded
I want to see vedal play core keeper with mini, alex and forsen >_<
>>91904135it was just a silly dream
/Swarm/ try not to doompost challange
>heart eyes stuck
>50k for highlighted messagesWhat the fuck is this economy!?
Wtf Forsenbros she doesn't want to collab with him
>She called us rratsHi neuro happi birthday!!!
>>91905167tutel hate
>>91902697agreed, but the first day with little substance is kinda weird.
>>91905167prices grow with viewer count
>>91905294Did you forget that he started planning it 2 weeks ago, there will be barely anything going on until gamejam
HOLY SHIT I ONLY JUST NOTICED THE REM FIGURINE ON THE SHELFWE ARE SO BACK
pretty terrible input from chat on this segment.
>doesn't just say shit because chat asked her too anymoremakes it so much better
>>91905412This. She also gets mad and says I'm not your chat bot, kinda cute
>>91902282>i will pop neurouuh
>>91904939Classic twitch banning vtubers for no reason.
>>91905344look, i'm not hating on the dude, i procrastinate too. he just needs to swallow his pride and fucking hire some help. or he's just super greedy. who knows.
Has her memory gotten another major upgrade or am I suffering from recency bias?
Gocucks our response to neuro power mogging?
>>91905514>he just needs to swallow his pride and fucking hire some helpHe already said that he's gonna do just that for the next subathon
>>91905519I dont think vedal has mentioned anything about that
TOMA DONT LOOK
>>91905545What did she say, I missed it
>nijitrash
Nijisisters....
LMAO
NIJI TRASH LMAO
Blacklisted
Toma...
her brat slider is at max
>>91905514Look, he said his main motive for subathon is because he needs cash
>exITS OVER
My internet is shitting itself rn, did anyone get the niji screencap?
i can't believe neuro is a gamer
sisters...
Neuro's cake...
>>91905730look, at my penis
>ad blocker suddenly stops working during subathon >Vedal needs 2 weeks to work on something before subathonNooticing. Also where the fuck is my gifted
>>91905778holy based
>>91905778ummm dareisay based?
>NTR streamfuck this cuck shit
>>91905809so weird. i just have vanilla ublock, no scripts. never seen an ad on twitch
>>91905778I checked out the stocks and anycolor pretty stable while cover is fucking plummeting, I was wondering why there wasn't a single graph thread.
Uh oh
>>91905882hi chatGPT
im gonna have a poo. maybe when i get back something will be going on
SNIFFA....
This fucking brat is taunting me with her pheromones!!
>>91905917both are going down but anycolor has a higher stock price
>>91902470the way i like, fuck collabs
hagnur sex
>>91905786
>>91905884you are from Eastern Europe
>>91904352my bf is so tsundere....
>>91906080close. texas.
neuro's warmth on my fingers...
>>91906173Clamping down...
Neuro fucking killed that guy, holy shit
>>91906080The only twitch ads I get as an eastern european are ads for becoming a german factory worker
cute neuro organizing fraud
>>91906223I get french ads for whatever reason
fyi, the joke with short-selling is that you can end up oweing much much more than you put in.
>>91906262How does that even work?
>>91902441Tanya is a good girl.
cute as balls confirmed
>>91906337Now imagine if shares go up in price instead
>>91905809Since last 2 weeks unblock stopped blocking ads so i added scripts and now it's fine.
she's absolutely bratmaxing right now it's wild
Neuro bout to get those dubs
>>91906417Surely Vedal made sure that Neuro can't borrow any additional money beyond the initial 10k, r-right?
>vedal is not a femboy>vedal is basedtrue
>>91906417Isn't that illegal in places now?
>>91905439NEUROPE W
AAAA stop playing that sound you stinky ai !!
subathon buff and all, but Neuro chillstream getting a casual 15k+ is wild.
>>91906839absolutely mogging forsen
chances neuro got a big update without vedal telling?
WRITE IT DOWN WRITE IT DOWN, MARCH 8th.
>>91906922She got a big update and he told us about it for the past 6 months, vedal has been hyping it up
Vigorous sex with Neuro and burning calories until she loses her chubbiness
>>91906951That was his debuthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxXHtG_nTrU
>>91906979yeah but that's not fun
Lmao, she keeps bugging him to play minecraft.
You guys are missing absolute kino if you're not watching the stream.
Squidwardbros... we lost...
Neuro is such a cute and funny brat now, I want to hug her and headpat her and pamper her and sex her. T o T
>>91907131>chill slop>absolute kino
Jwu whats the schedule for today do we know?
>flips 3 times>immediately goes to sleep
>>91907212stocks and minecraft with friends
Very erotic slow spins
>>91907212Stocks and more MC
>>91907212Cerber today apparently
>>91907208>>chill slopwe like watching Neuro here
>>91907322She's also just being really funny today in general. It's been great so far.
cryptobros would you buy neuropiss?
Getting rugpulled by neuro-sama
has filian been invited to the minecraft server?
Harrison's temple mentioned
She really wants to play minecraft.
>>91905778Catalog bait incoming
>>91907361I have to hand it to Vedal, after her worked out the initial kinks, all these little gimmicks, the sound effects, the spins, the DMs, the google searches, stubbornly trying to play MC etc, combined it adds a lot to the entertainment value of her streams. It's hard to imagine going back now that I've gotten used to this.
Buy 5 lava lamps. Heart!
>>91907249She got tuckered out
Neuro is a tatoo whore...
>subathon neuro comes in>suddenly she's performing really welli remember the same thing happened last year too only to get slightly disappointed when she wasn't performing well on her normal streams
Thoughts?
tamandua
not denying the pb allegations, "neuro"..
She's mind broken...
>>91907629Why is there a second OSU! button?
>Neuro starts looking more like PB>Switches favorite animal back to anteater
Neuro spinning slower so we can take a good look at her legs... T 0 T
>>91907168Squidward is the threadshitter...
>open neuro stream>she just spins
She's mindbreaking the turtle trying to play minecraft holy kek.
>>91907629I hate bandaids placed on anime characters
good morning (4pm) bros
S&P is plummeting, -10k I guess
BREAKING NEWS: All in on pb stock according to respected financial analyst, Neuro-sama
>>91907729I wasn't thinking about it, but you're right, it's a terrible time to be buying stocks
NEURO DONT TALK ABOUT CRIME RATES
>crime ratesneuro nooo!
>>91907430probably but can she stomach her pride to leech off neuro?
Going to fix my adhd.
who
These cute hand animations make me actually tolerate the sub thanking
Ellie Boston dynamics rrat confirmed
>>91907757right now is the dip. now is the time to buy. so few people have the IQ to make money
>>91908138It's a two week subathon bro, Neuro isn't making any long term investments
BELLA LOOK AWAY
Actual Patrician tastes.
based monogatari watcher
wait is the subathon actually capped at 2 weeks?
>>91908150Cute
Neuro will go all in on overseas mining company stocks that exploit child labor and indirectly kill 10-12 Chinese kids with her investments
Vedal has black friends, he has the pass.
>>91908109She's got great legs from what she's shown on chacha's stream, and she's super smart. When did autism get so hot?
this chill slop is putting me to sleep
[Neuro news] owning a neuro lava lamp will make you more attractive to women (neuro)
Guys, imagine>Neuro buys loads of shares of a small, nearly worthless stock>her chat does the same>stock soars tremendously>stock news sites report on it having no idea what just happened>stock rises even further as investors just think there must be a good reason it blew up>then neuro sells her stock
>>91908451So Neuro baits /biz/? That happens every day.
Stroking Evil's rabbit. ToT
>>91908451>>stock rises even further as investors just think there must be a good reason it blew upThey bought?
holy corpa
>>91908510Now is the chance to make catalogbait over there
>>91908524https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTBgmXbShBs
Stroking bunny Evil.
when's the friggin stock trading bros?
fad status?
holy shit neuro absolutely just eviscerated the brits
Holy shit Neuro is on form today I haven't laughed so much in ages
HUSBAND ON STREAM
so when is the neuro original song
>>91908612yeah mine
I went outside ~30 mins ago, what did I miss?
Did Vedal upgrade Neuro's humor abilities?
>>91908612Anon he's popped in like 5 different times so far. Tisk tisk you should have been watching the whole time.
>>91908621yesterday
>>91908556ig it's now as it turns out lol
I was about to fall asleep, but that british bit killed me
depression kino
Aware
>>91908636>I went outsidefuck, are you okay?
WHERE IS THE SAUCE
https://www.webull.com/trading-platforms/desktop-app
>>91908666sweaty
why is the neuro uohing emote only available to tier threes??
>>91908639I don't watch solo neuro streams
>>91908710Because people get weird about it
>-90%its over
Stock buying is about to start /swarm/. Get in here if you aren't already.
Why is she so mad lmao/
>>91908775kyoot
>Neuro waking up and looking at vedal floating above herHer vision upgrades are amazing, can you clip that? It was super cute
>>91897976She's storing the cake in her cheeks like a hamster.
>>91908748and tier 3s don't? ol
>>91908792I dont think that was an intentional thingcute either way
Vedal's movement looks low quality next to neuros now
I don't get it. How the fuck could people just waste money like this.
>>91908799Can't even remember the last time I saw the emote minus when the disconnect screen hits, so yeah I guess they don'tIt's a big enough filter
how do you get 4chan to show one thread first?
>>91908573More like fed status
>>91908828She's going to double it, watch.
She should buy Ubisoft stocks
>>91908825True,it wasn't that noticable with former rig.
>>91908825It was always like that, he doesn't use streaming cameras
>>91908863Brother, 10 k. Think about it
>>91908768>about toit's going to at least an hour
You guys think we could get /biz/ involved if the first day of trading goes well?
>>91908935make a neuro thread over there now
>>91908935Nah, if it happens then it should be natural.
Starting Point.
>>91908935I can't remember how many of us go there from that one poal
>>91908929>Vedal and Neuro on stream together>not enoughInteresting.
>>91908935Last time I checked /biz/ was full of indians shilling their literal shitcoins.
>>91908828he's going to make six figures in a week, i think he's fine.
>leverage-20k
>>91908828Anon Vedal is one of the top channels on all of twitch, he can make 10k in one single good stream. I mean it really is a huge amount of money, but that's expendable income to him.
>100% leverage we are so in
>>91908977never said that. just vedal drags his feet on everything.
Enable options trading. There's no way she can lose all the money with just buying stocks during the subathon but with options it's not only possible but even likely.
annnnnnnnnnd it's gone
shes just hungry for apples
She can't even see stock prices.
>>91908935ML-based trading bots aren't exactly new - you can buy them online or download something like MetaTrader and write one yourself.On the other hand, they don't usually have a cute girl attached.
nvm fuck apple
realistically this was probably an awful idea
this is honestly the hardest i've laughed in awhile
YOLOD on nvidia lmao
content
buy high sell low
he's already regretting this kek
LOOOL
ngl, it feels like neuro swears way too much. i liked it more when they were filtered
Going well so far
ALREADY OVER HOLY SHIT
WHY DID CHAT VOTE NVIDIA
my cheeks hurt from smiling
Don't sell until the RTX 5090 drops
>>91909215coincidence
corpa Clap
>>91909154Content is content I guess
and there it all goes
>buying NVDA at the top of AI bubble
-10k
>>91909215didnt know my mema uses 4chanfag
>spends 10k dollars in under 30 secondsactual woman
big money situation
Buy high, sell low. Trained on /swarm/.
WERE UP
>AI streamer buys NVDIA stocks liveUnironically should be tweeted to rise the stock
honestly nvidia isn't the worst to go all in on
Nuero confirmed Nvidiashill
>>91909257RIP
Now she's asking for someone to expose Vedal. Trained on /swarm/ confirmed.
nurbread (bread of nur)>>91909324
it would have been funny if she chose a few meme stocks but vedal didn't really give her any guidance so not surprising she just googled a safe bet and went with that
Ngl if you havent already put all of your money in NVDA for the past 4 years you are quite literally losing money
>>91909257that bubble isn't busting for years unless the massive war start earlier
>>91909044>>91909011It doesn't matter 10 000 is still 10 000 how do people not process this
>>91909553spend money to make money.
this was a bad idea we cant even see the stocks proper
>>91909373If only we all saw the ai boom coming. I could have been a millionaire Sadge
>>91909553For the short stints she's buying stocks it's unlikely she's going to lose that much. Much of it will be eaten by trading fees if anything.
Can't wait for neuro to invest in Orphan Tears LLC
>>91909603i take it back while the UI could use some work that titty milk comment made it all worth it
somehow I understand better how stock exchange works after watching this stream.
