No one is going to wear these. No one will buy these. Who are these for?
>>91941182You underestimate female VTuber fans
>>91941275I bet 99% who buy this are dudes
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh where's the affiliate?
>>91941182It's a gift for your female friend...you have one, don't you?
>>91941182Tf you mean these are kinda dope. Rather have something like this than some loud obnoxious things that screams "I am an unfuckable weeb"
>>91941182I'd rather have acryllic stands in the santa outfits
>>91941354This or these? I'm too EOP for your ESL. Pagpag
>>91941182Hating right off the bat is crazy, didn't even give it a few mins to sit
>>91941182Who's the weird sperm supposed to be? Logically it'd be Kroni's but... really?
>>91941500She'd probably get mad at me if I gave her my oshi's merchandise as a gift.
>>91941182Isn't this something you hang on xmas tree?
>>91941672It's her snek boros so yeah
>>91941618'These' implies people would individually buy multiple, 'this' means any one (or more) from among these. You are the one making ESL mistakes here despite being an EOP, how embarrassing.
>>91941182Why are half of these mascots and the other half fanbase reps? I guess they just picked the cuter one. Pebbles are cuter than geow, pero is cuter than ruffians are.
>>91941182>doesn't take their blood moneybased
If they work as keyrings I'd buy one.>No BubbaYeah so that "soft" graduation thing was a fucking lie then.
>>91941182They're really cute. Any female fan will probably buy one.
>>91941182I can attach them to my keys or bag just fine.
>>91941182for your girlfriend anon
>>91941182if you're going to seethe at least make the thread about the $400 watches
I will wear all of them and gain ultimate power.
>>91942023she was being a lazy whore and not participate
>>91941182i just spend $400 on an IRySwristwatch watch im not buying coom and goom
>>91941618ESL chama....
>>91942764I know this is /vt/ and all but god damn son you cannot possibly be stupid enough to give your girl merch of another woman.
>>91943024Personally, I wouldn't be stupid enough to date a real woman in the first place.
>>91943024Yeah, in case any anon is seriously thinking of doing this, don't unless she's already a vtuber fan
>>91941182Don't watch Holo. What are tehse supposed to be? Charms?
>>91941182People will probably put them on their phone cases, wallets, etc.
>>91941182Where's Bubba? I thought affiliate meant Ame was supposed to get merch. Was affiliate a ruse the entire time?
>>91941182For my family and friends.I can just say that these are Christmas tree ornaments.My mom will surely love it.
>>91941829Incorrect"This" implies that you are just talking about one particular item for sale"These" implies that you are talking about multiple items for sale.
>>91941182>Takos>Jailbirds>Chattini>No Grems, only PopoFuck you. Who's fucking decision was this?
>>91941182speak for yourself retard, I'm getting the Bloop one for sure
>>91942023more like "I am forgotten" kek
This is way more subtle and less hoe scaring than 95% of all other vtuber merch
>>91942800fuck that's how much the watches cost? I was kinda interested in those...ouch. I mean its not a goddamn Rolex
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>>91943024I bought one for my escort
>>91943024>>91943752The only two exceptions are if she's also a fan of your oshi, you can give her this as a gift. Or if she doesn't know anything about your oshi/vtubers.
>>91946788Aw, that's nice you bought one for your mom.
>>91942460Anon the annoucement said no new merch. https://hololivepro.com/news_en/20240920-01-115/
>>91945055This is what I did for the phone ring holder. My mom really likes the one from Fauna's.
>>91946038We fucking LOVE Popo asshole, fuck you
>>91941182VShojo worked with Bisoulovely last year:https://bisoulovely.com/blogs/bisou-blog/vsholovely-a-vshojo-x-bisoulovely-collaborationI'll let you be the judge on whichever you think were better ideas. I'm obviously biased so I won't comment.
>>91941829>>91942958>Discord samefag repliesAnd a merry pagpag to you too!
>cute mascots on a chainIt's gonna fucking print money
>>91941182Stockholders had a hand in this
>>91949997The VShojo ones are better and it's not even really an argument. They're actually themed after the members and incorporate the gem into their design while almost all of these are a small silver or gold charm of the mascot with a tiny gem disconnected from it. Hell Bao's working with Bisoulovely right now and hers is also better with a piece themed after the symbol she has on her model's headOf course the Holo pieces are also half the price of any of those, but also only half for that level of difference seems a bit excessive.
>>91941182Men will wear this with their graphic tees and cargo shorts and act like it's "based" and "chad" to rock some women's merch.
>>91943024about half of the standard jewlery designers are most likely women. Even on ads for big merchants like kay jewlery there are women voicing them. Women prefer jewlery made by other women cause it fits their taste more than stuff designed by men.
>>91941182>No one will buy thesewhos gonna tell this anon? lol
>>91941275Fpbp lol
You didn't have to proclaim your virginity so loudly
>>91946733I mean, what else can be expected when she doesn't stream.
