Ultimate Utaite Edition Last thread: >>91891432TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo TEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmondhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmond>Noir Vesper [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesperhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_en ARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze >OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX>Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
>>91942083/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
>>91942095Amen.
>>91942095koimen
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>>91942095Amen
leglock and babytrap machina x flayon>>91942095amen
>>91942095AMENI think Hakka owns me Sex
YEEEAH
>>91942688>owns youBack to the dungeon, sex slave!
>>91942688>me Sexhakka doesn't want crustacean ass, mr. krabs
Is Mama ok?
>>91942911he's probably delirious from the fever
vocaboomer time?
I was gonna panic that this was unarchived, but I remembered its permanent. Phew
taking advantage of shinri while he's so vulnerable...
>OK SING IT!>Nano goes quiet>Hakka and U-san sing that part Ok that was bretty good
I wonder if Axel is at GBF Fes today
Holy shit Nano, that was amazing
Nearly missed this collab damn Hakka is singing with Nano? The bird is going places.
>>91943794I hope so
DORYOKU MIRAIA BEAUTIFUL STAR
NAKAAAAAAAAA~
>>91942933At this time last year we saw a deeply sleep deprived Shinri pondering the logic of tongue twisters, now we have him feverishly tweeting nonsense. Beautiful.I wonder what the holidays will bring for him next year.
>>91944026Maybe hot ghost bitches or a naked, willing Altare
>I'm so happy, I wanna piss real bad
>>91943893yeah! they did a cover together last monthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwRJLwBIwP4
>>91944145
>>91944235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpz8CX1oXWsHoly shit, nano's the singer of a song I found on niconico and then lost over a decade ago. I haven't been able to find it until now. THANK YOU HAKKA.
UNIRONICAL BRAZILIANS IN CHAT
>>91944167Oh wow I didn't even realize, thanks. I listened to nano tons a decade ago on niconico, cool stuff
FUCKING HUGE BACKGROUND TRACK
that was a great duet
>when your heros kill the VOD
Aniki is alive yaaay
>>91945826Yaaaaay he's alive~
>>91943794Not in person it seems but still watching the stream (or it's just a smokescreen)
Shinri is trying to say somethinghttps://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1870330227953742276
>>91947715smol animals cute
I have an ill premonition that Bettel will cancel tomorrow's gingerbread handcam
I have an ill premonition that anon is gonna trip and hit their head, leaving them in a coma for 7 years
octavio is so bad at this...
proud of him for organizing thishttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1870335317448016199
>>91949454Re-sell it Hakka!Jokes aside I'm proud of my ourple jobber
>>91949757He will auction it one day
G’night everywan
>>91951250sweet dreams, little slime
Sweet dreams, everyone. I hope mama feels better soon.
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1870353397687194048MY HUSBAND IS HOME
>>91952705Time for Hakka and Axel to go on dates
>>91953680More like time for Hakka to beg for Axel's knot and cum now that they're mostly alone.
>>91925637ruze... please... the dead horas are taking me
HOOOOOOOLY SHIT MY NOTIFICATIONSSHINRI ON THE 3D DADDY DADDY DO COVERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA_DAiEh-v0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA_DAiEh-v0SHINRI ON THE 3D WOVEN FATES COVERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrb7avfhdhQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrb7avfhdhQSHINRI ON THE 3D FANSA COVERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s83N8KfAJ1Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s83N8KfAJ1Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s83N8KfAJ1Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s83N8KfAJ1Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s83N8KfAJ1AMOTTO MOTTO MOTTO MOTTO MOTTO
NO PREMIERES WE BALL BABY
>>91957831WIWI RABU RABU RABU RABU
>>91957831>>91957850>>91957857took them 6 months but at least we finally got it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnf3Mrpuj_AJurard's ASGS room up, 2030 JST (a little under three horas from now)
>>91944026menopause
>>91957831FINALLY! SHINRI CUTE!
>>91958290imagine if they actually win
>>91960204we goin to sapporo tonight, trust
BAT ANG TAGAL NG ORDERASAN NA?SI LOVICAKES, SI BABY KO, NAGUGUTOMASAN NA?Sorry po hinuhuli pa po namin yung manokMANAHIMIK KAASAN NA YUNG FRIES?BABARILIN KITA PUTANG INA MO
>>91961587teeth like this would be very unpractical
>>91961587translation pls
>>91961827It says___________________________________________________________________________________Respond or your oshi will die in his sleep
>>91961974Altare already passed away and they're hiding it.
not responding and hoping for the best
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1870425178624475507
>Borb menshiCute
>>91962453
>>91962655>mustelidsso true shinri
DOKI ASGS TELLY POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB_3RPFq6L8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB_3RPFq6L8JURARD ASGS TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnf3Mrpuj_Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnf3Mrpuj_A
JURARD ON THE APEX TOURNAMENT TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnf3Mrpuj_Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnf3Mrpuj_Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnf3Mrpuj_A
>>91962921>jurard has his teammates muted to streamuse doki pov
Jurard is sponsored by milk
>you have to do stuff to the cows i think>oh yeah, boil em!
>>91963356agriculture is hard, ok?
The other day I read about some people wanting to have "raw milk" because they're against pasteurized milk and that made me gag, cows are so disgusting why would you want to drink all their (literal) shit?
>>91963575this comes from people who dont actually understand what pasteurization is and think le governbent mbad mkay. they'll say "raw milk is fine! you just boil it on the stove a little before drinking it! we used to get raw milk delivered on the door by the local farmer all the time and we never got sick!"
>>91963575People are gonna people, unfortunately.
TOP THREE, LETS GO THIRD PLACERS
N I N E K I L L STOP 16
>>91964018>dino wanted to become addicted Bronze Princess, please….
>>91963612it's not just pasteurised, it's also homogenised (cream skimmed off, watered-down to a government standard) and fortified (polluted with "vitamins") and it's about a week old by the time you buy it from the grocery store.
Top 16? They're in 4th right now. They only got like 1 point less than 1st and 2nd off of pure kills.
>>91964086yeah, i know that. the process goes (remove cream) -> pasteruzation -> (add cream back in, to a lower volume, with whatever additional nutrients blend). the cream has to be removed or else it would curdle during pasteurization and render the whole product useless. i'm not worried about it because australian milk production standards are top tier, maybe it's actually an issue in the US because your FDA seems absolutely useless and built to kill people, but that's an issue with regulation, not the actual processes taking place.
>sending jurard out to die just to farm points on the rezKEK
>Jurard fucking BOOKED IT and they had to go out and yank him back inlmfaoDoki's pov of that is so good
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your Dino guy is pretty funny
>>91964196Looking at how bad american chocolates taste I think they just have awful farmers.
Axel hasn't punched dtto enough
Never watched holostars, but watching Jurard with doki he seems really funny. Hope he gets more collabs with other vtubers I watch.
>>91964864Thanks.
maestro cooking kino
placed 8! clutch ratting into fight
>flame to doki: if i say jump you say how high!>chat five minutes later: if flame says 'die' jurard says 'how many times'KEEEEEEEEEK
>>91965091I wish i had money to upgrade
Great stream. They actually did amazing considering the ping and how Jurard had never done anything like this before. Seriously, they were the only people outside Japan to even enter and they had a lost puppy as their third who joined less than a day before they had to go live. And then by the end that lost puppy got multiple kills on pred players.
GGs, this was really fun
Seriously, thanks Jurard and the stars fans.This is easily the best mood she's ever been in after a tournament loss. The man's got insane vibes.
https://x.com/DuckAutomata/status/1870459635028701343This is Doki's POV.God that was so funny. He's such a trooper.
>>91966927Kek
>>91966627<3
>>91966927And this is Flame'w pov, Dino was ready to run all the way to the enemy team KEK https://x.com/StrafingFlame/status/1870474011819508057
>It was the fucking tournament organizer, Sakura Aoi's team that shot Jurard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPYxPF3YPOg&t=18540s
>>91965091Altare could never
I wonder if Jurard will try to play a bit more of Apex after this, he sure learned a lot
>>91967404do sorawrity really want an apex arc?
>>91968027Jurard has played like 24 hours of Persona this week, so pretty much anything that's not Persona would be a welcome change right now.
Axel you dumbass
Guess I'll just do what I have to do since Axel suddenly decided he can't play DQ because it's too late and he has a M&G early tomorrow, as if he didn't know that before and management just told him that.
ANIKI ON THE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDzYPR76h4ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDzYPR76h4ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDzYPR76h4g
>>91968876repulsive looking GB
>already bought the plane ticket by the time he learned about Doki customsOne day...
>nemu's bday giftif I remember correctly it was a chibi 3d model or maybe it was a 2d chibi model
>>91968876uuuuooooooohhhhh imgagine gibby spreading whipped cream on his body and getting jurard to lick it off
>watched Doki and Flame farm Jurard rez for shield points
I wanna be Axel's cat...
mama is cute and needy when he's sick
>Candy Cru- uhh, was your mom Jamaican?
Why are people so scared of fish sperm when fish eggs are seen as fine cuisine
>>91970625eating eggs is normal, eating sperm is not except for (You)
Depends on the girl but they usually don't really want porn drawn of them
>>91970417WAY too cuteI now have the irrational urge to take care of himhttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1870502981134942310
>>91970417>>91971415yeah... i miss him a ton and i want him back in good health but a part of me has definitely been enjoying this
I wish flayflay would make pathetic sick voice tweets too, or just any voice tweets at this point...
>officially a month without leader
>>91972909he HATES us
>>91973170I really doubt he’ll be back next week with all the holidays stuff but hopefully it will not be to long…I miss him
>>91973277He doesn't love you the roons smothered him to much and now Is gone forever
>>91962655>drawing whatever covid delirium Shinri is having right now kekhttps://x.com/orenjimaru_/status/1870502118727245957
>>91973553nuh uh he loves us, i won't listen to your lies foul beast!
>>91973349Yeah, I'm not holding my breath for him to pop up Monday morning or anything, but hopefully we'll hear from him soon.
>>91973561mustelid puniko very cute
>>91973561To much furry men on their page (*´~｀*) they do have good human art though
>>91942083My dumb ass thought this was Michi
>>91948571premonition anon...
>>91948571wellhttps://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1870536835786735673
>>91948571W-what else do you know?
>>91975020Name of the issues is probably Magni
So bettel cancels streams a lot?
>>91974403not fond of furries, anon?
>>91976037No ( ﾟーﾟ) blacksad (French comic) and just the generic crossbreed furries are ugly to me. It gives a uncanny feel so I perfer characters like sonic
>>91976320your oshi is literally a humanoid cat
>>91976320nobody cares you stupid cow
>>91976957>no spoilerdoxxniggers really have no shame huh
>>91976957fwnbac
>>91976957Flayon wishes he was a white cat girl. He is none of those things
>>91978217kill yourself
>>91976957Yeah but he looks like a human and not an uncanny mix of both ( ﾟーﾟ)
>>91976960And yet you responded back to what I said. ( ´,_ゝ`) try harder next time with a better insult. I ju
>>91978736Cocktare
i will create a bountiful litter of kittens with flayon
>>91979471He'll retire from streaming if you're pregnant then
>>91981029my leglock will be powerful enough to make my babytraping successful… my training has amounted to something
i need to milk axel
Auntie doesn’t know I’ll happily incorporate this into my skincare routine AND get my hands on his enormous honkahonkabongobonglybazooks
Scheduled today:Octavio scuffets and songs before he goes on break(?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnMXPD_8KoYRuze doing pfp comms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VByBfUkYKEcMaybe Jurard P3 later on? Still catching up on ASGS vodTomorrow:Goldbullet menshi VP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq-tjLBSlvEBettel menshi watching The Grinch (2000)Goldbullet naughty or nice judging bubby submissions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5krSZ0-YW9IThin on the ground for the holiday season, hope you're all keeping well /mans/
>>91982966thanks, anonreally night and day compared to what we had last year...
bazinga
>>91984377I can't believe he peed his pants on stage
i miss my beautiful blue wife regis altare and hope he comes back to us soon
>blueAltare
>>91985191why would you leak the new gen designs?
>>91985286This is the type of men you want???
>>91985191we NEED yellow in holostars now
>>91985191Wait, there's a lost red Tempus member out there?
>>91984817Hopefully soon fellow slime >>91985191Based
>>91985191finally, a good monsterboy.
Anime boys who are cucks will be the new holostars en wave
>wave
>>91985874Gen/wave same thing
uuuuuuuu auntie's youtube blog post
The black one's going to have waves and casually improve Axel's dap up game
cabinet will contain a jamaican bobsled and axel will have the time of his life
Between the [redacted] thread and this, I don't know which wants to be blacked more.
>>91985191>PinkImagine
>>91985570I agree. Slutty, obnoxious gyaru-ohs are one of the best yaoi tropes.
>>91986469we need more black boys with monster cocks
>>91987344I'd rather have monster boys with black cocks
>>91985191you mean all of these run a train on altare while shinri watches and has to clean up after them with his tongue
>>91987854Altare rapes these men in his basement while shinri watches from his chair
>>91988214*reverse rapes
>>91987854do these two even interact that much?
flayon please return im running low on baby batter and my chest is sore ueueueue
>>91914812 Flat no more:)
I still want a double naizuri from mechabirbo
>>91989005camping on the single chair in his tiny kitchen until he sits down and vanishing happily for the next eight months
>>91989028They hate each other, they would never
>>91989005i wanna slap this shit so bad
I hate that I can imagine that horny roons would be in one of those hypnotizing doujins where flayon makes them obsessed with becoming pregnant so then they become his slaves.
offtopic but watching janken's birthday, he's got open totsu. hoping leader might be attracted by ojisan pheromones
>>91991249i mean… what do you think happens in his menshis?
>>91991602>remembering the one 3Dio where he streamed pantsless for a good 90 minutes before having to answer the door and doing asmr "fumbling to quickly put on my pants and zip up before somebody finds us" vpyeah...
Looks like there's another concert the boys are participating in? I happened to spot Flayon and Tavihttps://x.com/GXAuraOfficial/status/1870564557560963407
>>91992454oh, nice. i spotted tavi from this previous teaser but missed flay next to ollie. should be fun!https://twitter.com/GXAuraOfficial/status/1869548205219987528
>>91992454>>91992612
>>91992454Tavi really is just everywhere
>>91992454>>91992714>they aren’t using flayon’s stock png :< facethis is new
>>91992971usually a png is requested from the talent for use, and if they don't provide one at all is how we get funny dogxel shiba. flay used to provide his ahegao all the time for the funnies, he's been :< recently, nice to see him give a happy warm one for carolling
>>91991602Bro I don't pay for those ( ´,_ゝ`)
>>91991867>always complaining about not being married or having a cute girlfriend >bitches and moans about people his age having kids alreadyhmmm
hakka's always so unbearably cute on con days when he gets to meet n greet or panel
>>91994322Hakker a cute!I already know there won't be any bootleg recordings but... one can dream
tavi may delay
RUZE ON THE PFP COMMS TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VByBfUkYKEchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VByBfUkYKEchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VByBfUkYKEc
>>91994322they're all up! excited for them to celebrate together today even if i won't be attending~
>>91995249room rescheduled for 45 minutes away but whenever he gets home
>>91998807white woman octavio strikes againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEoGvTlJMyY
I'm late! Did I miss anything noteworthy from Ruze?
>1 hour of shibuya ambiencesomehow didn't get any notification for this but thank you Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE6Erui4vTo
>>91999920lets go to shibuyaaaaaa
>>91999920Ah another one of these, time for me to imagine walking around Shibuya together. His move there can't come soon enough
>>91999695just some comfy vibes and a very confused start where he struggled to count to 20 for 10 minutes
>>91997501Cute Ghost, Cute Dingo, and Cute Bird, we love to see it!~
>>91985191sadistic shota kek
>>91999547maestro soon!
TAVI ON THE SILLY SONGS AND SCUFFETS TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnMXPD_8KoYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnMXPD_8KoYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnMXPD_8KoY
I thought about this again and laughed. https://youtu.be/RkPY9cc2nww?t=2762
>>91982966No jurard!
>>92003471Kinda figured. Oh well, I've got like 15 hours of Persona from him I can watch and pretend is live.
>>92003432kek I just realized this was barely a week after debutNO hesitation from Bettel whatsoever
>>92003471He's really milking it
>>92003432They sound so awkward together
>>92003991he usually takes sunday and monday JST off and has a weekend, one of the few talents who do that. i didn't really expect him today desu, collabs always take it out of his mental
>>92004118Yeah, he can stream all day solo, but I think the multi-tasking in collabs really knocks him out. Dino brain overheats a lot faster when he has to try to process what multiple people are saying while gaming.
>>92003432They never finished the second game did they?
>>92004594no, and he hit the sequel with axel
>>92004621There's another one, maybe he should try with someone from Armis next
>>91994705I'm hoping for at least a 30 sec clip, or any crumb really
>>92005489Ruze it is, despite Bettel discovering multiple times that Octavio is fun to improv with
>>92007892the funny thing about ruze is he doesnt like doing low effort slop so is unlikely to find games in common with bettel anymore unless its league or marvel
