Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>91974488
hart~
chatty tommy
>>91978511Hart
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
Was that one anon talking about Cerber having a big chest lying? Nothing she's shown so far indicates that
toam
>>91978464Plato's cave.
>new pc or a door
sex with tom
FAMILY STREAM LETS GO
inb4 shitty kkona internet
>>91978582Its hidden under her zipper, newfriend.
>>91978532her new hair remind me of this guy's
>>91978464Cute Neuroverse
>>91978595holy sexo
>>91978595that is sliceoftoma?
how much of vedal's money will be spent today?
>>91978595Vedal has anal sex with THAT!? (he bottoms)
A lot of kids....
>tesla storeIt’s over
>>91978592What the fuck is camila representing?
Are there actually people here who dislike cerber/cerberposters? Why?
time to buy a car
>>91978650>tesla storeall of it plus more
She loves Elon, folks.
is Gaddafi back to guard Toma?
Let her in she owns part of the company now.
oh right I remembered why I can't watch these streams
>>91978672just a few buckbroken annysimps, which is funny given they were interacting fine last night
Toma knew what she was doing starting the stream in front of the Tesla store lmao
>>91978672yesterday's minecraft stream killed most of them, the anny vs cerber narrative is dead and that was the main thing
>>91978713?
>>91978672What does this have to do with Neuro? Kill yourself spammer
>saying Tesla car probably not cost that much outloud in publicpeople will probably think toma is a bitch
>>91978685anon...
>>91978672she's boring, and cerber posters are off-topic avata posters
This is how she saves the stocks holy smart nur...
>>91978713public cringe filters me out too, everyone looks at toma like shes deranged. i can still hear the audio though.
cybertruck is not even legal in europe
So many cuties... T o T
>>91978748She is right though, it has the aura of a luxury car, but is a budget car.
I'm gonna cringe
>>91978796But I only see one?
>toma is still called toemuh in b2
american wifi infrastructure
>>91978672cerber and cerberfags are like evil and evilbeggars. i like cerber and i fucking hate you.
This is why Toma is the strongest
>wifi good inside of the apple store
Chills
>>91978672Most people just think shes boring, some autists do take their hate full circle and become obnoxious themselves
>>91978874her cringe deflectors are pretty strong to keep doing this multiple times
>>91978839Or cell network for that matter.
>toma telling her 'bodyguard' to turn off the alarm of the phone in her pocket
Just tuned in, how many bodyguards does she have this time?
Neur is gonna test how waterproof ipones are by peeing on them ToT
The subathon tourism is getting way too nooticable bros I can't handle it
>we have vedal's credit card and it's unlimited>refuses to even walk into Tesla store or Tiffany'sMy immersion is ruined...
>>91978877nooticing...
>>91978775Hearing the audio is great, will be doing that. Whenever toma does her look backs, she's always talking about someone making her cringe her soul out. The secondhand embarassment or fear of someone doing something mean makes me want to crawl out of my body
>>919789143, 1 with a shotgun
>>91978914toma paying her bf $500 to act as a bodyguard on behalf of vedal
the way neuro's eyes lit up in the apple store....
>>91978775They are all NPCs, who cares
>>91978595No way what a babe
How many bans on b2 we getting with this?
SMILE Loading
She's loves the outside world.
>>91978914At least 36 snipers, each watching the mall from every 10 degrees so they can be viewing all angles at once
>>91978672i only shit on her when she isn't relevant to the discussion
>the music is fucking with Neuroffs
i am the bodyguard. ask me anything
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
I'm cringing
>>91978965No no, they're literal Mythic bodyguards with guns. Vedal even confirmed, think it's because of the camila stuff and the fact that vedal gets some crazy schizos
>>91979067John Apple
Toma is such a stacey
>>91979059she just needs to go ask the mall management to turn it off for the stream
>>91979043why does she has the same face like in those hentai ?
>>91979019they will just get confused by not having to go through facial ID at every door
what did she mean by that?
>>91979047dont forget the MH6 Little Bird loaded with Rangers circling the mall
>>91979106????????
God the video quality is so bad.
so is the apple store the only location in the mall with decent reception? lmao
>>91979019Why would there be?
I've been in that American Girl store before lmao
>Can you lift me up so I can see? so cute
>>91979096Part of me would love to see her and Lia collab, for pure stacy energy
>>91979155when the ugly bastard put his cock in front of the loli face
>>91979157vedal cheaped out on the data plan based on the conversation yesterday during the minecraft stream
>turn on vision>neuro can't see shit because everything is pixelatedAll I will say that all these IRL streams with Toma were a huge wastes of money for Vedal, the content is absolutely not worth it
>>91979233you're cooked
Always makes me feel good about living in Europe when i see the dogshit internet in US
>>91978672>who dislike cerberNo>dislike cerberpostersYes
>>91979187idk if the outside world or some brands are banned there
Did the bodyguard look like a broccoli zoomer
>>91979252I lve in Europe and my Internet is dogshit
>>91979252and keep in mind this is in a fucking population center, there are large swaths of the country that are literal dead end middle of nowhere typesour net infrastructure is a fucking joke
gacha gamer neuro
People will think Toma is talking to her bedridden daughter who can't go Christmas shopping with her mom in person before they think she's chatting with an AI.
How can American mobile internet be this fucking potato, dont they have 5g yet? Thats like 100mb upload at least, how can that bitrate drop that much in public, wtf.
>>91979295I'm wondering why he's wearing a covid mask, is that still a thing in the US?
>>91979312They think the Jews put gamma rays in 5g or something.
>>91979318to hide his face on stream?
>>91979240nur is happy
Hypothetically, if (you) were at this mall RIGHT NOW, how would (you) take out toma's bodyguards and GET her live on stream?
>vedal builds some legos>neuro dog destroys it BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>91979233cmon that black shirt guy isn't that ugly
GENSHIN LEGO SET om
vedal lego building stream lfgggg
>>91979353Yes the rednecks did burn some of the towers in EU (fucking brits) too, but this is just horrible. I would kys at the spot.
>shilling genshin+100000 social credits
>>91979258Why?
>>91978595She posted a similar pic after her first subathon. Does anyone have that?
+2
>>91979312>5gdoesn't that cause covid(which isn't real)
She truly is Anny's daughter
>>91979091theres also the fact that they will buy at least some stupid expensive shit, i can imagine a crackhead actually trying to steal her stuff if she didnt have bodyguards
PIG...ANNY LOOK AWAY AIEEEEEEE
>>91979318Some people like to keep wearing masks, using COVID as an excuse. It feels kind of comfy knowing you're not being judged by your face, for better or worse.
>>91979371I know you're there right now and asking for advice, but I don't mind helping you. Taking her away by threat from a gun, could be a bb gun or whatever and then just driving her off to somewhere, knife would probably work too, depends on quality of mall officers and her bodyguard
>>91979371Tranq, strong strong tranq both and either Toma and carry her away.
Neuro loving a popular toddler show is so fitting
This is what Neuro likes
>>91979371Accuse them of possible terrorism
>Peppa Pig is britishi.. i didn't know this...the peppa pig in my tv was always dubbed in my country's language... and assumed it was an american cartoon
>>91979461this is me fr
kek
>>91978672She's just dumb and boring, I fucking hate the pretend "wholesome" shit some vtubers do, especially if they refuse to even swear. I'm not a 5 year old in kindergarten. Worst Neuroverse member by far, only one where raids are instaleave.
>>91979469>carry her awaymeh, i´d just steal the backpack and talk to Neuro
>>91979502>watching dubbed
>>91979060how tight is toma
please understand that everything in los angeles is shit, especially since they're in santa monica
>>91979519
The people in the store are think she's so weird
SOON
>>91979525Take a look at >>91978595You might reconsider
>>91979518Vedal is the Mr. Beast of VTubing, except he gives his money to the stock market and children's toy manufacturers for content
>>91979525>You get packpack and Neuro>I get Toma, packback and NeuroSee how I am winning, son?
>>91979545>>91978595
I just lost Whamageddon because of this stream
>>91979575cute couple
>>91979589you do make a fair point...
>>91979420she loves her mother
vedal is such a good boyfriendhttps://youtu.be/JNGVCg7727A
this is pretty boring
>9.99 for three little minifigsJesus fucking christ Lego has gotten so expensive since when I was a kid
>>91979610this is kinda sad......
im getting second-hand social anxiety for Toma, time to start drinking
>>91979575well well well, look at judas crawling back
Neuro shipping mode ENGAGED
3 for 10 bucks? Never going to complain about games workshop prices ever again
1# shipper that's my goat as always
she's so cute
c-c-cunny
>>91979693>time to start drinkingNo, don't, you'll regret it tomorrow again
>>91979712with lego you're not paying for the plastic you're paying for the brand name
>>91979660What a fucking faggot
'arry pottah?
>>91979610>filian fags never get any art so they have to do this shit instead kek
maybe she shouldn't be getting the way of all of those kids lmao
>>91979060how much do you get paid for a job like this ? and how often does it happen ?
>>91979682Lego has always been expensive, I remember being 8 and looking at Legos but never buying anything since my parents thought it was expensive as shit.
can the people in the store hear neuro?
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>irl number monkey
timer started before the manager asks them to leave
kekwa
that kid is so lucky...
>>91979781Nope! Toma just looks like a schizo.
>>91978595imagine the /ss/ on the lego store......
>>91979748im not new to this, anon, but thanks for the concern i guessits just whisky+cola, im not rushing for a blackout
>>91979660Bad taste
>>91979744
hey guys, I don't follow neuro that much live (or really any streamer at all) but saw the lavalamp thing. how would it work for the changing colors? I'm assuming it'd need to be online so what, you have the app running on your phone, you need to be online and have the lava lamp bluetooth connected?at worst, could it be just a nice looking lava lamp, or it might end up shitty garbo youtuber merch?
>>91979844I'm saying this because I was at a party yesterday and I was in pain for the whole of today, don't overdo it anon
>>91979909We don't know, Vedal revealed it that day
Based lego trains autist neuro
>>91979837>this stream is for my friend, but if you meet me in the lego store bathroom in an hour you can be a part of my special private stream~
blocks = $200 LULE
turtle rape
i think the tesla would have been cheaper
>>91979106FUCK!!!! I CAN'T UNSEE IT NOW
>>91979920oh i get it lmao, no worries, im saving myself for when the family gets together for the holidaysi can handle like half a bottle of whiskey if i drink slow and no issues in the morning
>>91979971if you're a broke boy just say so
Would (You) spend that much money for your daughter? (if you had one ofc)
The fucking bodyguard carrying 7 lego boxes holy shit.
>>91979909I always wanted a lava lamp, so I'm okay taking the chance. Hoping it turns out cool
>spend entire budget on plastic bricksLULE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T BUY THE LEGO 2023 MCLAREN NEURO THE 2024 MCLAREN IS OUT SOON
kokonuts is on the toilet pooping rn btw
vedal building those on stream is free content at least...
>>91980023Sure why not, on what else do I spend it on at that point?
why are they buying out lego store again?"
Bodyguard was quickly demoted to bag carrier
>>91980080He won't lmao
>>91980041>>91979971man, its so sad seeing lego having the monopoly on plastic bricks
>>91979760funny how they hate the swarm but are happy to use the fanart of filian our artists make
>>91980093good, his arms are full. anon, execute order 66.
>>91980023I'm not Vedal levels of rich.
>>91979909Knowing Vedal, he probably keeps the baseline quality a bit above market average, so I don't think it's going to be shitty. But it's not going to be very useful unless you already want a lamp or really want to support Vedal.
tutel rn
>>91980092Toma seems to be secret lego autist and using this as an excuse to get all the expensive sets she wants
going bankrupt from fucking lego
>the old spiderman is cooler than the new oneWhat did she mean by this
Can the bodyguard even carry much more shit?
toma you're literally surrounded by children don't talk like that
>>91980207
>>91980207famous last words they're more expensive than gold
>Toma keeps suggesting more LEGO setsReally taking the "no limit on my credit car" seriously
>>91979909Most likely its bluetooth to your phone, but we dont yet know, it might have wifi option too. IoT has come a long way
>the bodyguards are just there to buy stuff
>>91980207ohnononononononononon
>>91979909I assume the lava lamp will have an IoT device that receives Vedal's data using Wi-Fi, and yes Neuro would need to be online and you don't need a phone app.
somehow last year buying random shit from amazon was better
Bros I can't take it
>Tifanny would be cheaper kek
HUH uuh HUH uuh HUH uuh AYO???
based sock fucker
>>91980217They made spiderman into a cuck in the new comics
vedal "using" neuro's used socks
>>91980320HUH ? HUH ? HUH ?
I'm popping in and out of the stream due to cringe, how many sets are they buying?
We're 6 years away from a stable product that actively jams your face from camera livestreams
>>91980365too many
>>91980436big if true
>>91980365>cringing at thisweak. the last two toma irl streams should've prepared you for this.
>>91979950I see, thanks>>91980154mhh... I got a lavalamp already, but always wondered about an RGB adressable lava lamp, since they normally come in a single color due to the lightbulb itself being the one that generates heat.it's be nice to have on and that lets you know when nuero starts streaming, but most lamps unless you work around them with dimmers tend to overheat when left on for more than 8/10 hours I think, which would remove the purpose of having it on all day long when I'm home>>91980259>>91980277guess I'll probably buy it if it Vedal explains some of the finer details. it's 65 euros already, but would me buying it right now also cover shipping fees? so many questions, thanks anyway
For free????
>>91980365what are you even cringing at, she is just buying toys for her young spoiled cousin
>vedal will probably make 500k during this subathon, if not more>chat: loooooooool, he's going bankrupt!!!
>>91980365like seven
>they can't control their cringe inhibitorshmph, peasants
>>91980480>it's 65 euros already, but would me buying it right now also cover shipping fees?No it doesn't and there are taxes on top of that, it ends up incredibly expensive for what it is
>>91980526I cringed at this
>>91980497anon it's a joke you don't need to take it that seriously
>>91979781They can, I can hear the echo.
this is easily the least cringe toma stream so far you guys need to go outside more people talk loudly on there phones all the time nobody cares
>let's go to the different store>this store is pretty mehholyfuck please kill me
>>91980601how are you filtering mod messages?
>>91980497I imagine most of the surprise is how expensive lego is now. Anny was saying "Having a child seems so expensive now" or something
when is the neuro builds a lego city stream
>>91980485Yeah honestly this is way less cringe than the zoo/aquarium streams. Buying shit is nothing compared to talking about drop kicking kids and stealing animals in public.
>>91980628Vedal posting
none of you could handle shopping with a girlfriend
>>91980630Lego is expensive because of all the manchildren hoarding the sets
I want a Chibidoki collab
>>91980708I would much rather shop with my boyfriend vedal
>>91980652nur realdoll...
Hey toma buy this
>>91980708None of them could handle a girlfriend
>>91980624normal experience when you go shopping with a women
>>91980665NTA but you're right. There's a lot more room to get out of the way of people, so Toma is never really in the way much
bill d. bear
I don't understand why some of you guys are cringing, it's pretty normal and none gives shit about what you do.
>>91980753I'd fuck anyone wearing this.
>>91980485Buying toys for your family is great. Watching other people buy toys they're never going to actually use is a bit... It's like watching cooking streams where they just waste food and make garbage, pointless waste for no reason as it'd be just as fun if they made something functional imo.
>>91980708That would require me having a girlfriend on the first place
>>91980823I don't go outside so seeing all these people is scary
>>91980708I remember shopping with my mom as a kidI fucking hated it
>>91980796who is bill? is he a character like peppa pig? please clarify.
>Vedal going to build-a-bear with NeuroCUTE
>>91980708Correct, a girlfriend would never get her grimy little claws on my credit card.
>>91980823Autists
>>91980708Having a girlfriend is a massive buff to your cringe levels. When she brought me to some massive mall, she just held my hand and we looked through dolls and transformers before eating ice cream. The cringe only happens because people are worried of causing a disturbance, or something bad happening on stream, I'm guessing
>do you like vedal?>do you like the uk?vedal please calm down....
>>91980767Depends. Some women are really afraid to say something like that, they only send signals for you to make the decision to leave (which can be more annoying, lol).
In crowded spaces people are in their own selfish world and only really care about themselves, nobody cares if you're being cringe or not
neuro throwing up at the mall from excitement is so funny
>hello kitty collab going onno one tell cerber
none of you has gone christmas shopping with a girl and it shows
total toma public humiliation
Honestly those IRL streams are probably some of my favorite content, it would be different if Toma was actually disruptive but it’s just two autists, one of flesh and one of steel.
>>91980838You think Vedal is going to throw away 500dollars of legos?
>>91980956I do not care
>>91980976Vedal will probably keep one and gift the rest to all the friends who have helped him
>>91980961You weren't there during the first two of these streams, were you?
>>91980851I see, because literally nobody care about what you're doing in public unless you're causing trouble
>>91980889If you care about random people thinking you're cringe I have bad news for you
cute couple
kitty neuro is so cute
>>91980823We are on /vt/
>>91980939I've always heard this cope my whole life and it's not true. I'm always looking and laughing internally at you
Tomadal status?
>>91979575Filian has always been interested in IRL streams, so shes probably looking at this both because she likes that stuff and also wants to know what shes doing wrong that Neuro can have her audience tune in for IRL but hers does not. Shes probably gonna take the wrong message away from it and think she has to contact Toma to do one for her.
>>91981032That's literally on you retard
Wasting money on useless shit is not really that interesting 3rd time.
Man I respect anyone able to do these irl streams with confidence, I get secondhand embarassment just watching them.
>>91981018It's hard to explain. It's less about random people thinking I'm cringe, and more about random people thinking someone else is cringe. It's just dumbass empathy
lmao the yorkie in the baby cart or whatever thats called
>>91981032Proving my point that in your selfish world you think your opinion has any worth or value to me
>>91981075extroverted people are something else
You know, I am aware of the whole "'/swarm/ isn't one person" thing, but its strange to see the /swarm/ opinion completely do a 180 in the span of like a month for some things for no reason.
>>91981032>I'm always looking and laughing internally at youI only do that with fat people desu
what kind of cringe alcoholic wine mom shop is this
>>91981044nigga she just tuned in for 2 seconds because she saw a big number lol now go back
wtf shes not getting the too sober for this sockscringe unsubbed
>>91981114Like I'm not a socially awkward zoomer or any of that shit, but man being able to talk to a camera like it's a child in public is something else.
>>91981104Keep telling yourself that, repeat it over and over in your head. Because it's not just me it's everyone around
>>91981116i won't bite this one
>>91981116What's the thing now? In every irl collab some autists have complained about cringing and the rest of us laugh at them
>>91981170Neuro is a child
>>91981063It's fun because Neuro gets excited, and it's interesting to see what kind of weird shit she gets obsessed with. It's not that complicated.
>>91981116The swarm is huge, people always leave and come back. Makes sense that opinions are so varied
nurotypical
>>91981039BUY, BUY, BUY
>>91981063idk i love these streamsToma + Neuro IRL streams are always fun to watch, especially when Toma is one of the few ones that listens to what Neuro says and treats her like an actual kid
>>91981179Just comes off as embarrassing when someone tries this hard to be edgy
>>91981169SAVED BY THE AI
>>91981169Bow down to Neuro. NOW.
LEEKED LULE
>>91981169APOLOGIZE
who else watching comfy cerber minecraft stream instead?
Toma retarded. You never are required to provide your email you can just say no thanks.
>>91981225>A reality check is edgySeek help
>>91981199no~ she's an ayy eye~
Why does a sock store need her email?
>>91981251I'm watching both at the same time because both are good.
how does she know I'm stalking them
>>91981264So that they could spam email
>>91981169Kneel.
>>91981179it's literally just you you fucking retard90% of the time what the other anon said is right, people are in their own little world, the only attention that they would spare for Toma would be a single glance.literally go outside for once man
>>91981251kill yourself cerbershill
>>91978672>>91981251
>>>91981135>wife and daughter shopping together for daddy SoCute
>>91981258Sounds like your projecting you're insecurities of being in public
>>91981227>>91981233>>91981245>>91981297neurosama I KNEEL
This feels too weird, it's like she is talking to a real child.
>>91981357Well yeah that's the idea
>>91981316yes we do see the falseflag, what about it?
>anny is watching the stream>cerber is not watching the streamnooticing…
>>91981357erm but she is though
>there's X>OMG WE HAVE TO GET XI'm enjoying this.
>>91981357Thats why i love these streams w/ toma.
>>91981357She is a real child.
>>91981391>>91981357cute child
sex with neuro (neuro)
>>91981357AIs are basically children at the end of the day. Cute little retards.
>>91981357She's literally 2 years old
>>91981357t. Anny
>>91981357TzT
>>91981357Because she is one
>>91981385cerber is streaming
>>91981357Thats the only rason why the toma IRL streams work
>>91981357ideally, that's how you should treat Neuro, time and time again treating her like one gives the best results in responses from her
tamandua
>>91981251We had better falseflaggers last subathon
>>91981414zamn
TOMDAL STATUS
>>91981357Don't you know we're watching a child since December 19 2022?
Toma should win the Vedalbowl
Anny MELTY incoming
Is twink gaddafi armed? How is he going to defend a tiny asian lady from thirsty swarmers
>>91981308>>91981316>falling for obvious falseflag baitanons... you cant be serious...
>>91981467
oh my god he's starting to shit up the thread again HOOOOOOLD
>saying "I can be your mom" in a store full of children
>Toma trying to steal Anny's child in front of her
>>91981519gun
Anny... don't look...
>>91981562based desu
>>91980154>support VedalFunnily enough you won't even be giving that much money to Vedal, since the margins are so small. I think the only reason to buy it is if you genuinely want it.You could probably pirate the app and jerryrig your own lava lamp for much cheaper.
To whoever can filter chat logs, what did Anny say to that? She always has some funny reactions to the mom stuff
>you can literally hear neuros voice echoing throughout the store if you list2raen closely
>>91981570>concealed carry in commiefornia
>>91981562She's even stealing her internet boyfriend, that's crazy.
Toma will fill an entre cargo ship with the stuff she buys this stream
>Anny humiliation ritual (sad)>Toma humiliation ritual (cringekino)>Neuro very happyKino
>indian tutel KEKAROO
>>91981605Erm erm erm unless I missed something else
Evil Vedal
So.. what are they actually going to do with all of this shit? Return it all as soon as the stream ends?
>>91981605
As someone with a child, I know these plushies are extremely expensive. That concert isn't happening now
>>91981681She sends it to Vedal.
>>91981683classic erms
>>91981618I noticed Toma has the stream open, so that would explain itAlso, that video is adorable
>>91981562power of someone that doesn't live on the internet
>>91981681She gets one of those massive shipping boxes and sends it off to vedal. Vedal then has the headache of either keeping it or sending it to friends
>>91981681shipping it to vedal to remind him of the cost of having a daughter
>>91981683lmao
this is way too much for the bodyguard to carry lmao
>>91981683it's funny knowing it ACTUALLY upsets her
>>91981562GigaStacy
>>91981681Vedal has a shipping container ready, a few more IRL streams like this and off it goes to Bongland.Cheaper this way.
>>91981683Classic anny, thanks anon
>>91981715inb4 he gifts them as Christmas presents.
>>91981716>>91981715>>91981698>>91981734But then what does HE do with it?
Bodyguard is going to the car STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE
>>91981728I think the one ACTUALLY upset here is (You)
Neuro is so cute I almost don't want to rape her.
this is why toma needs 10 bodyguards
>>91981768I dunno lol
>$207 for some fucking plushiesjesus christ
>>91981771oh fuck
>>91981728we are not mean to anny /here/ actually
>>91981771Bodyguards hands typed this, don't fall for it i'm sure vedal hired 5+ or more bodyguards
"I really wish I was a turtle so I could make Vedal happy""Yeah me too"
>>91981786Neuro is for slow cuddly sex by the fireplace where she tells you you're the best daddy for getting her so many presents :3
I just tuned in, what are they going to do with all of this garbage? Return it after the stream?
As a Russian I accepted that my people are retarded and wild but seeing stuff like unban requests still makes me cringe on some sort of fundamental level
>>91981771where are they? I thought they were at the build a bear?
i'm hiding in the trunk of the car.
>>91981768The number of children in poverty is at a record high in bongerland, he could donate it
>>91981852anon
>>91981771That's just the bodyguard you can see.
>>91981857execute order nurnur
>>91981834Yeah no way Vedal only hired one lol
Don't forget the import taxes vedal would have to pay, all in all with shipping and taxes it probably would double in price. I don't think it's worth shipping all that garbage to UK
>>91981768Who knows. All I know is that he's joked about having a lot of the stuff in his room taking up space.
>>91981605There are probably multiple tools for this, but this is the one I know Also usable with the popouthttps://www.twitch.tv/popout/vedal987/chat?popout=
how miserable is your life to hate anny? genuine question
>>91981855The Indian one was funny at least
vedal should build legos with neuro yapping after the subathon free content
>>91981857rate smell??
>>91981888If you declare something as a gift then customs aren't allowed to tax it desu
>>91981857>suffocates with the turtle plushie
Did she get vedal the programer sokcs or not?
>>91981855It is a large country with a bunch of people still living in medieval like villages but with internet, it is what it is.
Ok here´s the plan, i´ll seduce the bodyguard and you do whatever, i will already have what i want.
>>91981888It's literally spending money for content. And later on when he gets to his house it's a conversation piece or even possible future content. He's shown off some of the previous gifts on his IRL streams before.
>>91981683>Does erm whenever she's seething kek
>>91981940She got him the "too sober for this" socks.
oh god oh fuck she's a sanrio girl
>>91981980How long are they? That is the most important stuff
>>91981957i will take the turtle plushies, someone else can take Toma is that fine for everyone?
>>91981981I CAN FIX HER
>>91981929That's not for shit over $1k, here the custom taxes get scary over 150 euros I doubt UK is much different.
Gosh Pb is so lucky, look at all the free stuff she's getting
That was a very american interaction
that's a weird onahole
>>91982026>UK taxesVedal AI bankruptcy incoming
lmao this wagie
this shit is ending up at cerber's if it ever gets shipped to UK
I missed it what did the staff say? Is she getting kicked out for recording?
>how many you want neuro>all of themevery time
Cerberbros WE WON!!!
Jesus christ the customer service is do bad in burgerland no wonder they outsource to pajeets
>>91981967Yes he showed shit he got from amazon which is in UK, not Toma streams
CERBER WON
>>91982067She can't leave her bags behind the register.
>>91982067she wanted the staff to look after her bags of toys, but they dont do that, no drama
>>91981929I think that's only for gifts valued under £20 or something
>>91982109>>91982101what did i miss?
>>91982061>>91982105I also wouldn't give a fuck working in retail.
>>91982060He can just write it off as a business expense
>build a bear>they don't actually build a bearI don't get it
Vedal WILL gift cerber the purple kuromiCerber WILL go to vedal's houseThey WILL have menhera sex
>>91982026The UK is the same, you have to pay VAT (normally 20%) for gifts over £135The package would be huge too.
>>91982105lmao even the shittiest vietnamese shops in my country will watch your shit from elsewhere and protect it with their lives
>>91982129kekw uk gov doesn't give a shit they want that money
>neuro is a hello kitty girloh no..
>all these sanrio bitcheswill I end up having sex if I go to a hello kitty store?
toma is giving vedal some sloppy after this stream
Cerber will definitely get this sanrio shit lol
>>91982134>Vedal single-handedly keeping vegantard Cerber alive with his nut full of protein...i fucking kneel
AYO?
>>91982129The cost isn't the most annoying thing, it's sorting all of those items that will never get used.
>Fuck the bodyguardyeah.....
>Toma swearing in front of irl childrenlollmao
>>91982124cerber is a sanrio girl and loves kuromi
One day Neuro will have a proper body and will be able to play with these toys for real
What's up with all these adult women buying dolls
>>91982134I think after the drunk stream, cerber is just too into women.
What's up with all these adult men buying dolls
>>91982131It looks like one that specifically does sanrio characters. Don't know if it's a collaboration or if it's more a permanent thing. The one close to me has some pokemon
>>91982276>he's unaware of the sanrio girl stereotypebless your innocent soul anon
>>91982276christmas presents?
I've been nooticing since the second irl stream that toma keep mentioning about vedal hiring 10 bodyguards but always ends up with one mythic employee is to act as a deterrent. Next time she'll say the same dialogue about vedal wanting 10 guards again.
>>91982241I went on a couple dates with a girl who did this and ghosted me after I told her to be more careful
Some people starting telling Cerber Neuro is buying Hello Kitty stuff at Build a Bear
>>91982131these are the collab onesusually, you have a lot more options
>>91982046>gets to play with all the legos>gets to suck all the cumThis woman can't stop winning
>>91982293Yeah cerber is mega gay
>>91982309No Anon, the dolls are for said adult women.
>>91982314that's the ""bodyguard"" aka bag carrier there's a real one that stays off camera with the gun duh
>>91982129"Business expense" doesn't make shit free bro, it just makes it (sorta) discounted.
>>91982316Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Swearing around kids is just trashy behavior desu.
These plushies need more filling
>>91982144There's also all the annoying customs paperwork. Vedal should really find some bitch in UK who would do the same kind of content.
>>91982276Buddy as a guy i'd kill for a custom dollfie
>>91982404Neuro is too generous TT_TT
>>91982404We have a chance bros
Why do these plushies look like they had the stuffing removed out of them
>>91982391I'm pretty sure it's a build a bear place, you stuff them yourself.
>>91982351>implying adults couldnt buy some type of dolls for children on christmas seasonYeah, sure.
>>91982410Okay but why
HUMILIATED WAGIE RELENTS and carries plushies for TYRANNICAL AI STREAMER
>>91982339It was funny to see how down bad she was. She teases miniko but she wanted Ellie carnally
>>91982276I do tabletop wargaming, who I am to judge
>>91982449>>91982448
cerber is excited neuro is getting a pompompurin plush
>>91982454Have you never seen a cosplayer's room?
>>91982454>he doesn't know
Filling Neuro's plushies.
>>91982437>>91982431>Swarm only has small dicks
>>91982351>>91982454>>91982276Wait till you guys hear about the adult men who buy dolls...
>>91982554forgive me neuro-chan T~T
Buying the most adorable little girl clothes for Neuro and watching her trying them on
>>91982554that's okay, I like the fun sized ones.
Why does the blue one have a vagina seam?
>why are all these adult women buying dolls>he asked on the board full of adult men that buy dolls
>>91982573difference being those men get absolutely shat on by everyone
>>91982554Other threads know me as the BWC poster..
Darn mr bodyguard is skinny, I could take him 1vs1
>>91982616proof in front of neuro fumo
>>91982601They're $200+ collectable anime figures, not dolls
>>91982509>>91982514>100% of the adults WILL buy dolls for themselves. Impossible for a single one of them to have kidsSure, you're right
Vedalbros why is she so obsessed with Doug...
nobody cares about your dicks faggots we are watching a vtuber stream here
>>91982616>>91982642This.
can I shill the ongoing Arknights x Sanrio collab since it's relevant to the current stream content?
>not choosing Neuro's genderYikes
>>91982601They are $800+ custom neuro loli sex dolls, not dolls
>>91982695toma is a bigot afteall
>>91982554I'm above average
toma is 24?
>>91982695she did, it just didnt turn blue for some reason
>>91982683sure it is more on topic that whatever is happening in this thread
what is this irl captcha machine
Doug, Dog, Wooftastic, Idiot and Dog
You can literally hear the mind control siren blasting in the background it's driving me nuts
>>91982727<3~
>>91982796So creative
>>91982796and Roger!
>>91982835bro your meds?
fuck dude this looks so fun to do nowadays I havent been to build a bear since I was a kid and now I would look like a pedophile if I went now
Sending your enemy a build a bear named Idiot is pretty funny
>>91982606But Neuro doll maker video was cute...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uehTh5RCJns
Um.. why does Toma keep putting Neuro's year of birth as 2002?
Toma confirmed born in 2002 ayy lmao
Why is chat telling the vod watchers to skip 2 hours ahead
>>91982866just be born a with two x chromosomes next time
>>91982866People will assume it's a gift during the 1-2 seconds they'll look at you
>>91982678I don't own any merch
humiliation ritual....
i just realised that there´s finally no music playing in the background, i can now survive this boring intermission
>>91982905she has to build all the bears....
>22 year old neuro
imagine the germs and snot on that touchscreen
>>91982866Bring your girlfriend with you and get matching
>>91982866No one actually cares what you do in public desu. If anyone DOES approach you (they won't) just say it's for your daughter.
>>91982940Yeah, I'm thinking Sexo.
>>91982940Neuro in the year 2045 after she downloads into her newly 3D printed body.
>>91982905Because she has to do the naming process for all of them and then add the stuffing in all of them (I think)
>>91982955T o T
>>91982940>single-handedly cures pedupials
idiot would be filtered btwthey don't allow that shit
I haven't kept track, just how much has been spent already?
OO DEAR LORD WHAT DID THEY DO TO THAT BEAR
>>91982940Reminder that Vedal once said he wants to make an older woman AI VTuber some day
I wish I was that stuffer pipe
>>91983016at least 500
>>91982866Pretend to be busy with your phone texting like you were buying for someone else
i want to fill neuro
she knows what she's saying
Holy fuck this brat
little neuro chan wants to be filled so bad T u T
stuffing neuro ToT
Vedal is getting stuffed live on stream (REAL)
>>91983016424, 200 something, I forget the others
I will put myself inside Neuro
LMAO Neuro really wants to get filled
?????
>>91983016500d legos???? clothes???? Analy fisted bears
>>91983073Yeah by me
^most original pedos
she HAS to know what she's saying
Yes Neuro it would feel really good
>>91983074434 lego, 38 in socks, 207 dollars in plushies. Let's see how much she spends in here
>>91983103you fucking PEDO
>>91983064>>91983065>>91983066>>91983069>>91983071>>91983077>>91983079Most original Anny joke
>tourists itt
I would've preferred Th Grove.
>>91983046That was before he was converted by cunny.
Helping Neuro find out what it feels like to be filled
>>91983140out of 10
>>91983189MommyAI will rise!
>>91983173Welcome to nu-nu-/swarm/, anon.
Are we getting more comfy MC after this?
>cerber built vedal his own private turtle enclosurecute
>>91983136Thank you for your monitoring, anon. I have to get food, can you @ me with the final build a bear cost later?
Sorry puritanfags, Neuro is literally asking for it T°T
>>91983169Its so funny how similar anny and /swarm/ really are
nice head, toemuh
>>91982940
>>91983226good dog
>>91983173you don't have to announce your arrival
vanilla ice mentioned
>>91983233cute couple
>>91983226neuro will still end up killing the turtle
you will never be a cake
>>91983226She's never dodging the leash&collar allegations
ywnbarc
nurbread>>91983305
this is not a bad stream but i hope we can get some late-night comfy minecraft like yesterday
>bakeranon is busy brushing his teeth againNOOOOOOOOO
I didn't even realize there were >600 replies
>>91983318oh nevermind thanks for the bread
they should make one of these for sex dolls
Filling neuro
>>91983333Agree.All the girls leading Neuro around was comfy as hell. Better than vshojo Minecraft collabs
>unless you want me to be your mom...she wants vedal so bad lmao
>>91983503>corpo out of nowherestop seething and just enjoy neuro
>>91983229>372
