Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds https://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enPrevious Thread: >>91946721
I love my wife so much!!
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
I await the buldak review from the chumbie
Chumbies I'm sick, make me feel better.
>>91982645Feel better bud
>>91982645Drink some ginger ale chumbie
>>91982645*rapes you*
>>91982512samen
I love Gura, and I enjoy having her consent.
Gurass
>>91983372SNIFFFFF
Gura is getting pegged this christmas
>>91983825by me
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN!
>>91982825
So what are the chumbies doing
>>91982767I don't have any ginger ale. But I did drink way too much water.You ever have nothing in your tummy other than water or something and you can hear it slooshing around whenever you move a certain way? That's where I'm at now.
>>91985002I'm chillin out right now. I might play replay AC7 on ace difficulty later and then heat up a stouffers lasagna
>>91985083I liked that game a lot. Are you replaying missions?
Chumbies, come home. The grass is greener on this side
>>91985187Yeah I unlocked ace difficulty so now I have to play the game
It's over lmao
>>91985002gonna play some Heroes of the Storm with a fren
>>91985194I got nothing against biboo, she seems alright as far as I can tell, but nyo thanks.And falseflagging will not work on me.
>>91985194>ugly thai whoreno thanks ew
>>91985440well Gura doesn't stream on twitch, so....
>>91985473Kek
>>91985523>Didn't read the entire thing before seeth posting
>>91985194but the grass is greener on this side already, because you're not there to fuck it up
>>91985440>he watches AI slopmcfuckingkillyourself
>>91985623
>>91985668>He watches a blank screenYou're already dead
>>91985070Get some food in you chumbie
https://files.catbox.moe/u9ndx9.png>>91984803
My study bible is coming today
>>91985440based and true
Gura smells bad(good)
>>91985360What plane do you use? I like the dark star because it has laser guns and goes fast
I miss this shark
>>91986419I'm a boring guy. I used the f-14 for half the game because it had long ranged missles
>>91987017Literally online right now
I wonder if anyone takes cuckposts seriously or everyone realizes it's just a weird joke. A joke by people obsessed with cuckoldry for some reason.
>>91987263>You
>>91987254Its a joke that tourists find funny
Don't worry guys Gura will definitely for sure stream again in 2 more weeks!
MY wife
>>91987414>*Le touché*
ah i see the cucknigger is bored again
>>91986520
Yeb
>>91987559love yeb
>>91987516*Wheezes*
I love my cute shark daughterwife!
Stop having sex with Gura and let her stream!
>>91987079Yes, she is with me right now.
>>91987744No I won't :b
I went to the Home Depot today to buy my dad a Christmas gift and also sniff the paint and wood haha.I don't know what this soundpost is but it's named homedepot so it's relevant. Enjoy.
>>91988260I like the wood and paint smell too
2 weeks of nothing since the members streamwhen will this suffering end?
>>91985002I turned on my PS5 for the first time in a month and was greeted by the old PS1 bootup logo, some anniversary thing. Played through Contra with the Konami code.
>>91988703Thats actually pretty cool
>>91982394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLMDdgQkkfQ
I considered buying a ps5 for gran turismo 7. I'm kind of glad I didn't
Baguraette honhonhon
>>91988903
>>91988803>waringCute ESL
I kinda want some cheetos
>>91989138Based. I really want hamborgar doritos
>>91989202Based.
>>91989017La basé
>>91989271
Gura my school, I wanna shoot some kids inside her :3
>>91988725Ye, there was also a selection of themes that switched out the interface audio to the audio from PS1 to 4. Thought that might change the startup logo to the respective console as well, but unfortunately it didn't.
>>91987254I stopped caring when it was clear the dude just talks out his ass whether it be here or offsite.
>>91989329
Ok I go now to forage for food
>>91989711Take luck bud
>>91989711stfu foraging-for-food-bud
>>91990915Uwa, yabe
>>91989711I tend to watch a lot of Youtube videos about hunting, fishing, and foraging sometimes when I'm bored.These things really interest me, but I know I'll never make the time to do it myself. It is what it is.
>>91990915Would
>>91989873be nice to foraging-for-food-bud!
Ok I got wendys. Now time for elden ring
Sex with a fembud.
>>91993420based foragebud
Dear Diary, the buldak was hot.
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.
Wife soon?
>>91993864which one did you eat chumbie
>>91993420I think I'll play Elden Ring too. I still haven't beat the DLC yet.I'm pretty sure I'm about to fight the final boss and I think I already locked myself out of some quests... I hate that.
>>91985002I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>91994369Regular one I guess, with no particular flavor. If the 2x Spicy one is in fact twice as hot, I'm not sure I'll make it out alive.
>>91992553Otay...
>>91986520Aim better next time.
>>91995026Try adding a slice of kraft cheese next time. The koreans do it too
MY Gurandma.
Are we all creepy perverts?
>>91995223Thanks, might try. I had some eggs that were about to expire so I added those and they absorbed some heat pretty well.
Off, once again, to the nightshift
>>91995649Take luck chumbie
>>91995649good luck 'bud!
For King and Cunny!
>>91995707>>91995733
Gura is sedated
>>91995649Stay safe out there bud.
Day 14! Give it up for day 14!
I'm thinking weird random thoughts again.
>>91997287Don't think. Simple.
>>91997287What if the Earth shifted its plates again and expensive bridges like The Confederation Bridge just fell apart and so many people just fell to their death? I hate bridges.
poo poo humor
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
My pits keep sweating
Gura is eating out a woman's asshole
I kind of want to make cement things near my yard so people will remember me. First I need a yard.
>>91996695
My stouffers lasagna is almost done
>>91994631I don’t think there’s any bosses you can get locked out of but maybe I’m wrong. I really like the backhand blades. I like to make up dialogue when I play and when I use the backhand blades I feel like the Yellow Flash from Naruto and the enemies are always surprised at how quickly I end them.
>>91985194How come this pebble keeps begging people to watch his oshi in literally every thread? Kinda sad ngl
>>92002535I think it’s just a false flag, chumbie. They probably dislike Biboo too, which is why they’re using her as bait
>>92002642Why would he advertise her if he hated her? Use your head. I think it's a genuine pebble desu.
Are you a chumbabooey?
>>92002961Oui oui mister
>>92002710Whatever you say anti
>>91998698
Santa scares me
>>92004012I remember being really scared of santa as a kid. I started freaking out at the mall and my mom got super embarrassed
Is it safe to assume that she will at least release an album? That's why it's taking so long for Full Color, literally there's no other plausible explanation for this, even the FauMei original song has already been released. I think she was telling a small white lie when she said she's losing hope on Full Color. Otherwise, what alternative would she have to get us to be quiet.
>>92004012>he sees you when you're sleeping...>he knows when you're awake...
Gura should show up on Moom's stream and sing with her.
>>92004483*WHEEEEEEEEEZE*
Just saw Pannen dropped a new 2+ hour video about Goomba glitches, yay
>>92004618yeah and after they sing they should have the sexual intercourse
>>92004012So you're claustrophobic?
>>92004641
>>92004695I'll have to give it a watch later
Everyone should fear a being that can be there anytime regardless of what you haven't or have done.Ya know the more I think about Santa Clause the more I'm scared of him...
>>92004718Yeah, with me there.
https://imhentai.xxx/gallery/1366169/this has a bunch of the newer Gura stuff from onion
>>92006268You can't just go and link the ultimate source chumbie. There are eyes on this site that would destroy it.
Pathetic
Anyone watching crazy earth dropping videos on youtube like her?Man shouldn't be capable of this.
>>92006421really?
>>92004012>Santa scares meWere you good this year? Did you make sure to give him milk and cookies? In that case you should have nothing to be afraid of.
>>92006543nta, but my house doesn't have a chimney anymore...
>>92006525Absolutely.
>>92006804should I delete it?
>>92004887>2 years>80% doneTime for cover to cancel it do to "perms"
>>92006936it really talks about cover being an useless company
>>92006882Nah your fine. Just catbox or litter stuff from there next time.
That lasagna gave me heartburn
I like Pacific Rim, I just watched it.I love big robots so much...
>>92007529Pacific Rim is awesome. I really like the kaiju and mechs designs. It was just a really good standalone film.
>>92007726When the theme plays as Gypsy Danger powers up I always get chills.
this buffering is ridiculous
>>92008561Agreed Gura
My heartburn is out of control. I need Tums asap
>>92009157retard we told you days ago about tums
>>92009157I was just having the same issue. Need to wait a couple more hours until my post midnight food has left my stomach before I can take the pantoprazole.
>>92009157I need Gura's tum tum too...
Gura will stream on the 23rd because all the girls have to use their 3D santa outfits at least once or they get fired
I'm going to start yelling.
>>92009940
Goob night.
>>92009757I wish they punished talents for not streaming.
>>92010297nighty night bud
>>92010324I wish I was the punisher
>>92010324they kinda do, like if you want to make your own MV that's out of your own pocket. and your managers' competence is a lottery system since they literally cannot fire anyone even Mel's stalker
goobnighti love gura
>>92011814nighty night chumbie
>>92011814nini
I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?
>>92013040ye
Illegals in my yardIllegals in my yardIllegals in my yard, throw them some pesos and they work so hardIllegals in my yardIllegals in my yardIllegals in my yard, I don't even ask if they've got green cardThey're gonna pave up my driveway this ChristmasThey're gonna clean all my cars this ChristmasThey're gonna shovel all the snow this Christmas, those illegals in my ya~aardThey're gonna dig me a pool this ChristmasThey're gonna landscape my lawn this ChristmasThey're gonna cook me up some tacos this Christmas, those illegals in my ya~aard
Goob Morning. Have a nice Sunday without Gura again.
>>92015034Its still 10pm for me yurobud
>>92015239nta, but it's 1:22 am in Gura's timezone
I both want her and fear her
>>92016545what is it like to be a fish
I wanna eat someone...
>>92016615It goes swimmingly
>>92016818Oyasame
>>92016818Goobnight
>>92016818sleep tight buddy
>>92016818goob morning
Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakesBacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes
I crave bacon pancakes
>>92018206Here you go!
>>92018800Don't mind if I do
I made buttermilk pancakes with strawberry jam and nutella(separately) yesterday
>>92018915You doubled my craving chumbie. I want pancakes tomorrow
>>92018915Noice, im craving for some country fried steak
I can't stop wondering why the unclean spirit from the locker room went after my old man that night, rather than myself... could it be that my dad is an easier target than me, because of his age and health conditions? Would such a difference even be meaningful to such a spiritual entity, considering every one of them greatly exceeds us men in every dimension, except faith? In its eyes, surely a healthy young man and a frail old man may as well be two different sizes of ant, would we not?
>>92019635I'm guessing that evil spirit wanted to inflict more damage on you and went after your loved ones
>>91987079Cuckposter gets BTFO'd again. Good time to remind everyone that they are. >They had discord sleepovershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U>Ame called her "My Love"https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their petshttps://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Ameliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959If you believe the cuckposter's lies, look at these clips and realize the actual truth.
>>92019836That is definitely something I have considered too, chumbie. I suspect you may be right.I will certainly be discussing this with my priest after service tomorrow. So far as I can tell, there is absolutely no way what happened to my old man was disconnected to what I did with the icon - he went into afib at literally the EXACT moment he laid down to go back to bed, after I was done texting him to tell him what happened. Probably not more than two seconds after we wished each other goodnight. For his part, he tells me he *knows* it was that demon trying to get back at me: he could "feel it coming over him" as he fell into an irregular rhythm.I have no doubts, from the timing to the certainty and conviction in his voice. And he says he is honored. Honestly, I'm proud of him.
All is quiet...
ye
Is Gura still the president of sendai? What happened 5o gurarium?
Silent nightHoly nightAll is calmAll is bright
Do you think Gura will be performing with Ina?
>>92021918Who cares, that stream was so gawrbage.I hate that "collab" half-assed stream with 0 passion behind it and corporate speak Gura in it.
Time for bed. Goob night buds
>>92022878why are you replying to yourself
>>92023033Goobnight
I just woke up
>>92023622why
>>92023622Goob morning
>>92023874I don’t know why. But idk what to do now>>92023884Goob morning mister
Man oh man do I hate the modern neopaganism "revival" LARP. It's such an obviously (((subversive))), self-defeating, inauthentic, materialistic and metaphysically hollow cope for cowardly spiteful mutants who lack the spine to actually believe in anything genuinely transcendental or eternal. They literally just build cargo cult reconstructions of ancient faiths that are long dead, since there is no remaining throughline to inherit any actual lived, experienced or organic tradition from, and wear them like a skinsuit on purely propositional grounds. Not because they really BELIEVE, but just to advance a petty earthly sociopolitical agenda. It's really sad and ironic...
This child finds farts funny
>>92024231Is everything ok bud
>>92024309Nyoo…
Are the buds getting intellectually deep again
>>92024484Ye
>>92024433Aw, what's the matter chumbie?
>>92024527A broken heart…
faggot hours....
Ive been grinding all night to get a character but i Couldn't get her.... gn chumbuds
>>92024577Oh nyo, what happened?
>>92024586Who, me?
>>92024815Goobnight, better luck tomorrow chumbie
>>92024162Wrong.
WIFEEEEEHER followed omocat @_omocat
Another nightshift another dollar
>>92025191Based.
>>92025141Thank you
>>92025141Wowie zowie more preparation for leaving and then just...continuing not to show up2025/2026 looking good!
I think my heartburn is going away
>>92025135Nyo am rightThey may as well be worshiping the Marvel comic books depiction of Thor, it would be just about as authentic
>>92025141Based eagle-eye bud
Gura still likes to play with her bionicles. She doesn’t care that they were toys for boys. She likes to play house with them and make cute dresses for them. She is a very special child, you see.
>>92026266She's so frickin cute bros
>>92025141Very cool how she always finds time to binge social media on her alts, but doesn't have any time for us.
New Drama Queen chapter today?
anyone have that gura baby pic
Man, my toes are freezing... can't properly heat them up until I get home. All because my socks got wet from the snow, through a crack in the sole. Time to get new shoes chumbies!
>>92027396which one
>>92027504My feet are cold even when I’m in bed
>>92027563I'm gonna lick your toes
>>92027629You will not lick my toes
>>92027688Aw man...
>>92026537Soon bud
>>92027525that onewhats the source
>>92028842I don't know
>>92028368Based
Goob morning.
>>92028914Why don’t you know
>>92029426Reverse image search doesn't have it and none of the filenames in the md5 point to it.
>>92029506md5 is a hash algo you troglodyte
>>92029565Searching the md5 on the archives can sometimes find a filename that has the source, retard.
>>92029595Don’t call me that
Goob morning retards
>>92029909Goob morning!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K6GdmZe_1ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K6GdmZe_1ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K6GdmZe_1g
>>92030918yeah, me
Onahole
It's cold as hell today buds. It's not supposed to cold around here until late January-February.
I humped Gura's leg
Booba huhaha
>>92028956Holy shit, I kneel to Nomamoto.
So no shot we're seeing her this year at all?
>>92036004If we don't then she walked back on collabing with Fauna despite saying she would which would make her look bad.
>>92036195She never said she would. She said she would ask. These are not the same thing.
shark boobs
Antis will never understand how much they glow... Gura never looks bad in my eyes because she never does anything wrong
>>92036938Constantly failing to follow through in itself is a problem. Also she's pretty much been the only EN who hasn't collabed with Fauna at all this month. It's an especially shitty time for her to go ghost again when an EN member is about to leave.>>92037173>she never does anythingYou got that right. Her not doing anything is indeed the problem.
So what are the chumbies plans for today?
>>92037904I'm not going to use my exercise bike today because there's a painful red area where I would be sitting and I don't want to make it worse. I don't think it's from the bike but it seems best to stay off it for a day just in case
>>92038308>haven't done 1on1 with Fauna yet this monthYes, but they participated in collabs with Fauna whereas Gura is the only EN who has done nothing with Fauna this month.
Mebbe gura and fauna had a falling out
>>92038546It's more likely that Gura is literally dying.
>>92037904I finished ac7. I’m gonna have to find a new thing to do
Where is gura? Is she safe?Is she all right?
>>92037904I’m going to play some isaac and then eat leftover stouffers lasagna
>>92025829You got heartburn too chumbie? My finally went away after doing hindu squats and eating Tums
>>92039075>leftover stouffers lasagnayou don't eat the whole thing in one sitting? wtf?
>>92039006we just dont know. maybe the worms and piss crystals got her
>>92039141M
>>92039141M RT
>>92039161I gotta watch my weight chumbie. This’ll last me the whole week I bet
>>92038461She said she wants do a 1on1 with her since she actually cares about Fauna. Did you even listen to what she said? She's not gonna join any big groups collabs because of her current mental state anyway. There's 2 weeks left and she's gonna collab with her closer to the end and you know it.Genuinely asking, are you just pretending to be a complete retard to annoy people? Is it fun?
>>92038698Doesn't prevent from browsing social media on a separate account apparently >>92025141
>>92039291there's only about 1500 calories in a family size stouffers lasagna, that's one day of food. Maybe two if you're crazy.
>>92039347Wait really? Mine says 12 servings where each serving is 300 calories
Why do chumbies seethe when she follows artists on HER account? Is this just management damage controlling?
>>92037904I'm gonna make some pork medallions, play some Isaac, and then do strength training
>>92039303Yes, most things that kill people don't prevent using social media.
>>92037904Puniru got confirmed for a second season so I'm going to binge all of the episodes again. It was genuinely aots for me.
>>92039393that's huge even bigger than family size
>>92039006It seems, in your anger, you killed her...
>>92039302>She said she wants do a 1on1 with her since she actually cares about FaunaAnd so far she's just ghosting her and everyone else yet again. What does that say?>She's not gonna join any big groups collabs because of her current mental state anyway.She apparently doesn't do anything because of her current mental state. She should seek professional to help address her mental illness at this point and stop using it as an excuse to not do anything.>There's 2 weeks leftThat's the problem. There's only two weeks left and she's nowhere to be seen.
>>92039451do you have any cute and funny or boobie webms
>>92039511You should seek professional help to address your mental illness if you're not shitposting.
>>92039428So why doesn't she communicate to her fans then?
Saplings are getting fucking annoying with their constant collab begging. Fuck off with your green whore already
>>92039513
>>92039621cute. im sleep too
Burgerbuds discuss fun things while yurobuds are busy being miserable. Must suck in Europe.
>>92039582She said why, watch streams, tourist.
>>92039681ew, tribalism
>>92039141M+RT
>followed OmocatBased. Probably gonna partner up with her after redebuting. I like Omocat, their designs are really comfy and cute and sets them apart from the usual slop.
>>92039715Well maybe yuro hours shouldn't be so mean and miserable all the time
>>92039823Being an indie would be even worse for her anxiety, stop being retarded.
Uncomfortable adult stuff is dealing with hurricane aftermath btw. Insurance, repairs, etc. That's why she hasn't played any games in the last two months and also explains her burning hate for HOA.
>>92039823The Omocat merch is always so girly. Is their main audience usually girls?
>>92039880>no more constant pointless late night meetings>no more deadlines >no more management stressing her out>less eyes on herWhatever you say mane-chan
Good news chumbies my study bible comes in today
>>92039936What do you think?
>>92040050I want to see some fembuds wear those socks
>>92039987>>no more constant pointless late night meetingsEN members can schedule meetings at generally better times nowadays.>>no more deadlinesDeadlines can be good for someone like her since she procrastinates all the time.>>no more management stressing her outManagement helps give her structure which reduces the stress she would otherwise have.>>less eyes on herShe doesn't look at CCV and she'd still have a lot of people watching her so it wouldn't change. If anything her chat would be even worse outside of Hololive which would be worse for her considering how much she bounces off chat.>Whatever you say mane-chanIf you were a real fan then you'd recognize how important Hololive is to her. People that want her to leave are glorified antis.
>>92040319First we should gun down the fucks at management. Only then can we relax
check this outhttps://youtu.be/e7qt2-ff6Is?si=BFEhVdUE_hmviNzz
>>92040375spooky
>>92040375wait a minute, it was actually cute
