Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds https://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enPrevious Thread: >>92040709
I love my wife so much!!
Day 16! Give it up for day 16!
>>92100067So your mother is a whore and now you want every woman you see and attracted to to also become a whore because you have that kind of a sick fetish huh? Curious, at first I thought you were just a typical low effort shitposter but instead you're a fan with genuine mental issues.
>>92100582>*Le touché*
>>92099518I really don't think she was being completely honest, anon. She said she was way more comfortable with members, but she still didn't tell us what happened or when the next time she'd stream would be. And it turns out that now we know she's traveling and so that's why she said nothing. She knew she wasn't going to stream but wouldn't tell us that because she knew it would disappoint people. That's incredibly manipulative. She isn't very honest and so I don't understand why you act so surpeised that so many people have lost trust in what she says.
>>92100715Nah my parents were super religious. I want Gura specifically to be a whore because I think it suits her best.
>>92101111>she still didn't tell us what happened or when the next time she'd stream would beYou could always ask yourself instead of expecting her to bring it up on her own.
>>92101111She said that she's been incredibly depressed and stressed because of everything happening in Hololive, that her physical health is doing badly and that she was dealing with uncomfortable adult stuff. What else do you want? Do you want her to tell you that her house got damaged or something, you obsessed stalker faggot? She will stream when she stops having a mental breakdown and being depressed, plus there's a collab with Fauna soon and possibly SNOT. Why are you stalking her family, you creepy fuck? It genuinely amazes me how people like you act like this and wonder why she might possibly be creeped out. /ggg/ really is the fucking worst, I'm glad you at least stay in your schizo containment here, mentally ill faggot.
Is he samefagging again?
>>92101721Ye, hes the only one that wastes time with large paragraphs like that.
>now we know
>>92101980I like to sexually bully Gura until she turns into Gawr T u T
>>92101678>plus there's a collab with Fauna soon and possibly SNOT. LMAOOOO
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
>>92102540Why do you think she's not gonna collab with Fauna, tourist?Though I'll give you SNOT since Kronii can't stand Fauna
>>92102672Nta but people doubted the Gurame collab too. Trolls are strange
Feels like schizos have been extra uppity lately, did something happen to our neighbors again?
Goob morning chumbies. I woke up with a back ache
Gura just messaged me by the way.
>>92102672She's not doing shit
>>92103065Mornin'
>>92103187what did she say
My tail pillow and ipass figure have arrived.
>>92103522She called me stinky and said she loved me the most.
I think it's time we talk about what we should after she goes indie, since that moment is fast approaching. Make a new thread? Update this one like teamates did and saplings are planning on doing?Discuss.
>>92104021retard
I drank hot chocolate yesterday and my gas built up
>>92104080based hot chocolate is the best. I'm going to make some now
Gurass
>>92104723SNIFFFFF
>>92104812retard
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN!
MY wife
>>92104812extra retard
I love Gura and you should too
>>92105105Is this a bot? Fuck off retard
>>92105372I don't love Gura at all. I only love her body and would like to pump and dump her T u T
Reminder that they are>They had discord sleepovershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U>Ame called her "My Love"https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their petshttps://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Ameliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959And there's way more evidence but if I listed it all this post would be over a hundred thousand characters long. Don't let any cuckposters try and tell you some bullshit rrats based off of milktoast nothingburgers.
Gura should become a lesbian whore and have sex with other holos
I'm 90% certain that Gura and Ame had sex during their last july Japan trip.
>>92106064I like this kind of post to counter cuck postingKeep it up
>>92106444They probably did when Ame visited her a few months ago
>>92106734still no proof
Stop making fun of my faggot wife
>>92106885Ame said that she was travelling after BD and that she gave Gura a present. Since Gura wasn't in NY she had to visit her in person to give it to her.
>>92106939you making a leap of logic does not mean Ame said she visited Gura, you have no idea how that gift got to Gura
MY Gurandma.
>>92106939No, Gura was in NYC and she gave her the present then.>>92107175Doesn't change the fact that Ame has in fact visited Gura. She said she visited Florida in her collab with Doki, Filian and Bao.
>>92107655that's still a guess. stop treating guesses as fact
>>92107655I'm not saying I'm 100% positive they fucked, but Ame saying "All the times that we were able to meet were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*" gives plenty of reason to believe so. Trying to say that they didn't for a fact is delusion. The fact is that we don't know.
>>92108024For >>92107830
They didn’t actually fuck. Not everything has a sexual undertone. Gura probably meant they got into some shenanigans together, but that doesn’t have to mean sex.
They had SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
No one has ever touched Gura's cunny, not even Ame. Although she likely plays with it herself on occasion.
>>92106444Why would she have sex with Ame dressed up as Shion in Japan when she can just have sex with Shion?
>>921084861) I just said I can't say for certain and that we don't know.2) It was Ame that said it. And usually when you make a throat clearing sound when insinuating you can't talk about something, it means it's NSFW. If it was just simple shenanigans they would've said so.
Gura’s breath smells like dirty chicken noodle soup
>>92108710>nd usually when you make a throat clearing sound when insinuating you can't talk about something, it means it's NSFW.Real schizo hours.
>>92108879Watch the timestamp retard.
>>92109124Ok but now it’s your turn to say what Gura’s breath smells like
>>92108872
>>92109124I did, schizo.
I want to give Gura’s cunny a pat. You know like a good job pat. For being such a good cunny.
And they were roommates!
>>92103603Mine too! Just got them a few minutes ago.
>>92109843That fufu lame shit. I ain’t wit itGURA-TA-TA
So what are the chumbies plans for today?
Bros, I woke up at 4 in the afternoon what the actual fuck is going on
>>92110563I’m gonna go into work for awhile. Just put my work underwear on now. Gonna grab a covfefe and head out for awhile. >>92110688Goob morning retard
>>92110563Just more reading and video games
>>92110688I woke up at 4pm too. I work nights so that's normal for me. Welcome to the dark side, brother.
>>92110998
I smell like beef.
>>92111498Based beefbud. Did you grill something today?
>>92111569Nyo
Sex with a fembud.
Making le fuckywucky to the le fembussywussy
I looked up that scene from Yugioh where Kaiba threatens to jump off the castle and kill himself if Yugi didn't let him win at this children's card game. Youtube directed me to a suicide crisis helpline. Damn it's not that serious, I just want to watch anime clips...
>>92111617I understand. I smell like taco bell too sometimes
>>92110563I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>92111792i wonder how many lives that robot has saved. probably a lot
Myth collabhttps://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1871320420592578597
Guess she's back to hidinghttps://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1871320420592578597
kind of a weird thing to ask but does anyone remember what stream it was where gura mentioned "happy ending" for a massage parlor? it was subtle, like everything the shark says. Also i think it was a member stream too
Pathetic
>>92111792I always remember that episode where kaiba summons obelisk on turn one
there's not going to be a last collab with fauna is there
Baguraette honhonhon
>>92112356The episode I rember is this cute like brown furball monster. It was cute and it always made me hungry looking at it
>>92112527Kuriboh right? Everyone loves kuriboh
>>92112459
>>92112580Ye. Kuriboh cute Kuriboh cute!
>>92111792That whole move Yugi did fusing Mammoth Graveyard and Living Arrow was such bullshit. I haven't played Yugioh in many years, but I've seen the walls of tiny text those cards have now. I'm sure that move pales in comparison to the bullshit you can do now.
>>92113739watch out for those bobr chumbie
My favorite card is THYME WIZAHD!
>>92112588La basé
>>92112279Is Gura there? I’m not really seeing her
WHORE
>>92114172I only see Ina, Mori, and Kiara, so probably not.
>>92114221of babylon is pretty good. I'm doin an eve run right now
>>92110998I thought I was in a nightmare during the day
holy shit gura is so washed upshe should just quit for good already
For King and Cunny!
>>92114927Imagine the smell
>>92114927Are you telling me she's clean?
huhaha
>>92114221But enough about your mother
Gura is sailing to Europe.
Gura is sedated
>>92112335
>>92117038Based unicorn slayer
I'm fucking tired of this shit, how do we fix her?Why couldn't my oshi be physically and mentally healthy? This is fucking bullshit
Come home chumbies
>>92117976unicorns = hate perfectly normal women picrel = turbo whore nice try Eurotard
>>92118152No
>>92117038Literally who?
>>92118152
>>92118029You fix her by not giving her attention and money. She'll come crawling back instantly like the gold digging whore she is
>>92118295Ew don't reply to me, nijinig.
>Bijou is literally on stream right now>pebbles would rather seethe at GuraAdvent really brought insane amounts of cancer into Hololive
>>92118567>"PLEASE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MY FALSEFLAG OR I'M GONNA CRY :(((("
>>92112327Did she actually say she got a "happy ending" massage or did she just mention the concept? Also I imagine it was during a membership stream she did shortly after a trip to japan since those types of massages tend to be from Japan.
>>92118152>Fat brown thai midgetNo thank you
>>92118377Nta but your post is like honey to shitposters chumbie. Choose your words carefully.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s
>>92118782I don't give a fucking shit about what some seanigger brown subhuman like him thinks, I just want Gura to be healthy
how does gura poop
Uh-oh, looks like some monkey got triggered
>>92119001no one paid attention to his falseflagging I guess
>>92118923Incredible we still don't have any new pic of Gura beyond that 2018 one lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=craHnV43OgIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=craHnV43OgIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=craHnV43OgIGURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA !!!!!
Fembud cunny having a melty.
>>92119171AHHHHHH I LOVE YOU GURA
I already know Gura isn't even in the video based off the preview image Kiara posted.
>>92119171They should scrap those three and have Gurame do it
>>92119171we're so cucked...
>>92119171WIFE
>>92119285Yeah, she would advertise Gura front and center if she could leech off her.
>>92119171I really hope Gura leaves. These bitches don’t give a shit about her
>>92119457With Fauna leaving and Ame being gone, I agree.
>>92119329The niji threads are in the other direction.
Chumbies I've started making progress again in the Bible. Reading through Joshua now.
I think she got suspended for either not following management's script when talking about Fauna or for posting about UAPs which can be considered political.
>>92119171Pretty cute and jank as hell.
>>92119171i hate being a chumbud....
>>92119754I can see the idiots in EN management thinking UAPs are political. Man I hate those dumb fujos
>>92119831We know furor. You won't shut the fuck up about it.
>>92119457Well you sound like a schizo but she did mention talking with Ame and didn't say that she talked with anyone else in EN except Mumei. I think Ame, Mumei and Fauna are the only people who actually truly care for her.
>>92119969I love those girls
>>92119171Why did no one correct the shitposters saying Gura was in it? I wasted my time watching this.
>>92120095I thought it was obvious he was shitposting
>>92120095Try reading the thread instead of complaining. Barely any WIFE posting + 3 posts down explaining why Gura wouldn't even be in there.
>>92119969Kiara loves Gura too. A lot of people seem to hate on that woman, but Kiara really does love Gura, she always helps her out when Gura is in Japan and I really appreciate that.
>>92120326Nah fuck that orange leech
>>92120326I'm glad Kiara helps her out. Goob needs all the help she can get in Japan
Yall really blaming orange woman instead of the lazy ass shark who can't be bothered to stream, tweet, or even do a stream with fauna who is leaving "gura love fauna" my ass bitch don't give a fuck
>"no spoilers">"2-year project">"you will enjoy it"the project is really huge >"MV news">MVis an abbreviation for music video>"there's new music coming"pretty straightforward. perhaps an EP or a full album >"2025 will be quite the year"this is the part in which it is exclaimed, "sololive!!!!," as she is not required to wait until 2025 to release it if it is an EP
>>92120579ye
>>92120579
>>92120579I only see what looks like one poster shitting on Kiara though.
>>92118029>>92118922>How do we fix herUnironically? Someone she knows should show her the Truth, the Light and the Way
According to global HER unfollowed notKronii, is this true? You think there's some shitstorm brewing behind the scenes?
Is she gonna join Faunya on Minecraft today?
>>92121198Did the negotiations break down for the last SNOT?
>>92121014Religion can't fix physical and mental illnesses. Only medicine can.
>>92121198NotGura has NEVER followed a single holo girl except for recently with Ame and Fauna.
>>92121258Maybe once more of the girls leave. Its way too loud right now
>>92121198If that were true, you'd here it here first, not global.
>>92121428but this is the holoEN anti thread, not the gura thread
>>92119171It has never been so over
>>92121473No, this is the anti Gura thread.
>>92121584I see dox from other girls though
>>92119743I am glad chumbie, that's around where I stopped as a childMy godfather will be providing an Orthodox study bible. Once I have that I shall be joining you.
>>92121615One shitposter makes not the thread theme.
I'm positive Gura.
>>92121353Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>92121296
>>92121700same desu
>>92121353She's literally followed Risu since before joining Hololive.
>>92121353She literally has been following Risu for years, dumbass.
>>92121296Pretty sure religion can go either way for mental health, but I do agree that it does nothing for physical illnesses.
>>92121896>>92121911nta but that's Risus official account and the only exception, she didn't follow Ame or Fauna's RM until they announced that they were leaving
>>92121835How is this bait? I'm right. Go to a fucking doctor if you have problems
>>92121964Religion can't help you if you have actual depression caused by chemical imbalance or any other serious mental issues like bpd and stuff.
>>92122319It can
>>92118152Cute Siamese fembuds >>>> KoTwinkie Bijou
>>92122364No it can't, is god going to physically heal your brain or something?
>>92109849I meant to reply earlier but forgor... What ipass versions did you get? I only got the salmon.
>>92121296>Religion can't fix mental illnessreligion unironically is mental illness
>>92122461Is that a boy?
What bideo games have chumbies been playing lately? I'm really in the mood for games with magic.
>>92122565*tips fedora*
>>92122790I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>92122790Play Noita
>>92120095>Expecting Gura to be in anything nowadaysWhy
>>92122790I've been playing a lot of isaac. You can be a wizard in Elin if you feel like playing that
What even gives you guys hope anymore? Genuinly curious
>>92122790I recently got back into Helldivers 2.
I really don't see how her project can be literally anything other than an album for a sololive at this point.There are literally nothing else that you can possibly do as a Holo which would also take more than 2 years.
"When i say home I mean you guys, you guys pay for my home so keep paying for membership despite me not streaming so I can keep paying my rent" -gura
>>92123109Her finally leaving this shit corpo soon and joining Ame and Fauna while being free from management's retardation
>>92121677Based. The book of Joshua has been pretty cool so far
>>92122790GFL2 and OSRS...
>>92123181Gawr Gura the anime
>>92123222But she literally just did a member stream? And she doesn't even advertise her member streams publicly unlike some other actually greedy ENs
>>92123425Don't reply to shitposters.
>>92123493How?
Playing Morrowind on Xbox was my full wizard experience. I completely broke the game using certain spells, equipment, enchantments, and a combination of button presses that made me an actual god. I love Morrowind so much.
>>92123297Anon, she is mentally ill and has developed serious anxiety. Do you really think she will stream more when she leaves Hololive?
I have to call my bank again because they're retarded and I'm too nervous and can't force myself to do it
>>92123734just send an email
>>92123425>just did a member streamthat was 2 fucking weeks ago already
>>92123684Possibly since she won't be as stressed because she won't have responsibilities like deadlines and meetings and stuff and won't have management constantly hovering over her shoulder. Plus no perms means she would be able to play anything she wants whenever she wants without asking for it first and waiting for a confirmation.We can only wait and see.
>>92123792That's even scarier, what if they'll judge the way I write?
>>92123297I hear Ame is already taking long breaks again.
>>92123734gura cant make phone calls either chumbie. You have to man up and do it or youll never be able to make her phone calls for her
>>92123658Also I summoned an army of skeletons with the button press constant effect technique that crashed my Xbox. The longer I held it the slower my game got, I'm a true wizard.
>>92124437Ame usually gets extra depressed in December
she will really not appear again this year? man fuck this fucking shit man
>>92123222Basically this
i die a little everytime i come back to this thread desu.
>>92125454You should come back when its comfier chumbie
>>92123109Fembuds are so hot and sexy.
I really thought 2024 can not be worse than 2023 but somehow Gura always manages to put the bar even lower
>>92125879Don't reply to the shitposter.
>>92125454it got easier once i realized you can just skip whole sections of the thread when it's just 1-2 people replying to themselves/each other with gura faces pretending they aren't avatarfagging
I don't see why talking about the Bible and food with the chumbies is a bad thing
>>92126133Compared to the rest of this shit thread, that was hardly shitposting.
>>92126368It's a reference to something else, which makes it a shitpost.
Ok I’m back
>>92126568Did you watch out for the bobr chumbie?
>>92126611I get asked all the time “what do you feel when you run over all those bobrs?”I simply reply “recoil”.
>>92126486So all the references to Gura are shitposts?
>>92122039Except you're factually wrong.First of all, history is full of examples of Christian healing miracles for physical infirmities, including in the gospels themselves. Such healing is obviously supernatural and therefore not reliably under our control, but to say religion "can't heal you" is completely idiotic and naïve.As for mental illnesses, embracing drug addiction and the materialist brainrot that justifies it IS a mental illness, not a cure. The depressed chasing fake, pharmaceutically-induced neurotransmitter regulation or schizos gaining temporary clarity from thorazine will never be a substitute for the genuine, authentic mental and spiritual healing that comes through grace, trying to cultivate virtue, and prayer. I would know.>>92122480a) Yes it can. Prayer has quite exhaustively been shown to have positive health effects in the literature, regardless of what you think the causal mechanism might be. Even most atheists I've seen wouldn't dispute this.b) What's even better than healing your brain is healing your spirit. Which prayer, repentance, etc. does, in preparation for renewed spiritual warfare against the powers and principalities in the heavenly realms. Meds can't do that.
>>92123983You're delusional. If anything shed feel even more stressed as an indie and no longer have the security Hololive provided her. Most of the things you're complaining about aren't even that much of an issue anymore and were much worse back when she was consistent, so thinking those things are the reasons she doesn't stream is stupid.
>>92127421If you actually believe this you're mentally defective. The grind and pressure of corpo bullshit, and holo homework burns them all out eventually. When she returns to being an indie she will have basically nothing to worry about, at least not streaming related.
More stupid arguments about whether Gura is leaving or not despite it being blatently obvious she is
We alright?
>>92128200I'm here chumbie. I'm just relaxing and playing games
To the stockades
>>92127902You're the one who is mentally defective. Being an indie would be way worse for her anxiety and her chat. >The grind and pressure of corpo bullshit, and holo homework burns them all out eventuallyNo it doesn't. Most Holos have stated they are in it for the long haul. The behind the scenes stuff isn't that much of a problem for the other Holos.
>>92128562Well, I guess well find out soon enough after her redebut.
>>92128062>Gura pic>Wants her to leave Hololive Go fuck yourself anti
>>92128727I think you are having trouble telling the difference between a Gura fan and a hololive fan chumbie. You see, some people care more about Gura than a shitty company.
>>92128687Shut the fuck up retard
>>92128862Gura is a part of Hololive. If you want her to leave Hololive then you are a Gura anti.
Off, once again, to the nightshift
>>92128975goob luck bud
>>92128433Do you think Gura was spanked as a child? She mentions it a lot when talking about punishments
couldn't take two minutes to be part of the myth skit for the advent calendar...
>>92128960Like that anon said, she is making that decision. Nobody is twisting her arm, she is choosing to leave. Are you calling Gura an anti?
>>92128975Stay safe bud.
>>92128960Hololive is nothing without Gura and her friends
>>92129000>>92129184
Pokemon discussion has been happing here. Remember when Ash Ketchum caught Krabby with a stick and it became one of his strongest Pokemon ever?Kingler is so strong.
>>92129368I remember that episode where professor oak showed that ash's krabby was smaller than gary's. Kingler is cool
>>92129368I remember him catching a really strong Corphish and never evolving it. In fact I remember him arbitrarily hindering himself by refusing to evolve certain Pokemon.
>>92129908I hated ash's corphish
>>92127121That isn't a Gura reference, but a reference to her rm. A reference during a low point of her life she most likely does not want to recall.
>>921291962 of her friends left and EN is streaming more than ever
>>92130510Funnily the only EN I watched when Gura isn't around was Ame, Fauna, and Mumei.
>>92130001You don't have to like the particular Pokemon, it just makes no sense to not evolve a Pokemon you're going to use. The anime tried to justify this with Pikachu even though the anime itself suggested that Pikachu and the other Pokemon he didn't evolve would be even stronger if they evolved.
>>92130001stfu racist-against-Ash's-corphish-bud
>>92130668Ash became progressively dumber and dumber until he grew his brain back in the X&Y anime
I can finally reveal this truth about Gura, she finally learned about the birds and the bees. She now knows that they are small government drones that surveil her every move.
>>92133396
Ash has a full farm of Taruros that Professor Oak takes care of for Ash. Isn't that weird?These old Professors that hand you Pokemon every generation scare me...
>>92134983Ye. Ash caught like 30 Tauros in that safari zone episode
I can't believe our cute oshi is dating the hamplanet that is CaseOh
MUK is also an underrated pokemon that Ash has. That stinky monster is so awesome.
I don't give a shit about ants, foreskin, food, shemales, british people, robots, ducks, key switches, lesbians, boobs, YouTube notifications, headpats, earbuds, Ames parents, paranoid acoustics, chameleons, wavelength, ID male collabs, deceased bees, butt-wiping, chinese invasion of taiwan, missiles, shake-weights, subnautica, Dodgers, baseball, pan fried salman, cockatiels, air fryer, condoms, s’ghetti, birdcages, wc3 customs, bleeding, meron pan, oyasame, eggnog, baguraette, cold sandpaper, foreskin again, dreams, time zones, programming, tapeworm, big pharma, Ash…i just want my Gura back, is that to much to ask for?
>>92135595It's funny because they cut the safari episode, so it just looks like Ash randomly got a bunch of Tauros to those that didn't get to see it.
>>92135863I don't know why you're posting that but you're BANNED!
>>92135947I liked when Muk killed that bellsprout. I was super hyped when I saw that episode as a kid.
Really not even gonna get 1 more public stream for the rest of the year, after fucking 3 months
The giant dragonite used to spook me as a kid.
>>92136124Muk almost smothered that thing to death. That would have been a gruesome death if the match wasn't called off there.
Why does she keep leaving.
Just realized>all EN got the cute xmas clothes>we will not see Gura's one liveshit sucks bro
>>92137006Take it up with Gura for refusing to stream at this time of the year especially.
Day 4.
Do you think a seahorse giving birth feels like the biggest nut of all time?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk7EdqiLw2E
>>92137343Of me fucking your mom with the boyz LMAO
How was Gumbo Jumbo in the Myth xmas advent? Can someone link it
>>92137343Of you not posting any proof.Get fucked by Amesame kissing on stream: https://x.com/Scordenite/status/1538776267708944384(Use headphones)
>>92137875>>92119171WIFE
A pipe burst and I don't know which of these twenty valves to turn to shut it off, oh nyo
>>92137409I always wanted a pet seahorse growing up. Nowadays not so much but they are pretty cool.
Merry Christmas Gura, love you more than bits <3
I drank my mead too fast and now my tumtum feels funky
>>92137343It's Day 1 actually
>>92138638Are you okay chumbie?
>>92139219I've never had mead before but I've always wanted to buy some. Is it any good and which ones would you recommend?
>>92139254Pre-recorded things have never counted, and no, i am not the crab-poster, just relaying the well established rules across your face like the sloppy dick you enjoy so much
>>92139486You okay there, bro?
>>92139618He's not okay. He's the furthest from it
Merry Christmas eve, you dumbasses
>>92139389I am ogey, thanks chumbie. Someone who knows which valve it is is coming soon.To think today was the day I chose to start wearing my waterproof socks. How fortuitous!
>>92139468Many people will tell you that its overpriced and you should make your own but I buy viking blod because I'm lazy.
>>92139742
>>92139742Merry Christmas Eve to you as well dumbud
>>92139742I'm a west coaster but merry Christmas Eve to you too chumbie
>>92139876I don't think I'm smart enough to make my own. Thanks for the recommendation. I'll try to get myself a bottle after Christmas.
I want to mukbang Guras cunny using a KU100 just for you guys
I eat pizza 4 times a week
>>92140400Gura, you should start eating healthier, i can take care of you <3
>>92140400I'm jealous
goobnighti love gura
>>92140728nighty night bud
>>92140400Are you making it yourself?
>>92140728nini
>>92136267It's so fucking grim
>>92140913It's not much different than last year.
>>92141037That makes it not grim? What a moronic reply, totally pointless, totaltkdnvkln vkndnfs vlsdnhhbnfw lfkwebnfkhbfbsdk fs dklbgfhslgs hk fwehlkf wh your mom has a mustache
>>92140032I'm Nova Scotian. I'm an hour ahead of her and a lot of chumbies. Yeah I'm a fucking Leaf.
>>92140790Gas station
>>92141125
>>92141354I should try gas station pizza
>>92141354>>92141417That reminds me when Gura said that she tried gas station hotdog for the first time in one of her GTA streams, "i might do it again" she said, not knowing all of us obviously knew she was talking about a gloryhole
>>92141417Is where I buy my covfefe and skiddles too
I love Gura the moist!
IRyS sings the christmas song pretty well innit? If Gura did the same it would melt my heart <3
Goob night.
>>92141684I'm watching binyot
>>92141779Goob night
>>92141779sleep tight chumbie
>>92141354Well can't harp on you too much. For what it costs gas station/7-11 pizza can be pretty fire.
Will the dinos take this one
>>92142214Mayhaps
Gura you homeless bastard, where are you?
>>92142653I caught her T o T
We have shut off the water to the whole building. There weren't any Christmas Eve/Christmas/Hanukkah events scheduled, thank God.
Yeb will take this one!
>>92142712What do you do if you have to use the bathroom?
>>92142863We're looking for something to patch the pipe rn. If that fails there's a pool building with its own bathrooms. Don't know if it has a separate water system but I could try!
>>92143178Why is that lady washing Gura while Gura have her Dino onesie on?
>>92142748You can't just replace Bloop like that.
>>92143374Repent hereticbud
>>92143445You can if I put bloop in a microwave.
>>92143479no u
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.
Are we all creepy perverts?
>>92143698APOSTATE REEEEEE
>>92143918I guess so since she fucking hates us
Goob Morning and Goob Christmas.
Merry Christmas chumbies. Love my fellow chumbies
Are you a chumbabooey?
>>92144164
>>92144164Merry Christmas!
>>92144213Yes I am mister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wO8d70KSXwSomething Gura is actually involved in.
>>92144125Merry Christmas bud
>>92143918>*Li touchí*
Happy Christmas Eve
>>92144283The one gura crumb we'll get for Christmas
Bahumbug
>>92144645Crumb would refer to Gura herself doing something on Christmas. This is literally nothing.
What da chumbies doin upon this midnight christmas eve
>>92144929I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>92144834true. I guess crumb of new content would be more accurate
>>92144283I'll watch it.
>>92144929I gotta pack. Have a flight in 9 hours
>>92144976Hardly even consider group songs to even be Gura content considering how little of her you'll actually be able to hear.
>>92144283>>92145018I will not watch.
>>92144283Moom wants to fuck Gura
>>92145346Well she should get in line
>>92145346Why does my second wife love my sharkwife so much. She really is just like me.
