▼Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website: https://phase-connect.comOfficial Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.comOfficial Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect | https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJPOfficial Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferencesOfficial Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchiveUnofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN)https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki | https://twitch.tv/▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclaraPrevious Thread: >>92239324
Yo, Merry Christmas.
My wife has a girlfriend and that's okay.
>>92247490why are you here?
my girlfriend has a wife and thats okay
Tenmaballs, Saya stalls, Hina flew away. The stackers lost all our merch and the Fishman got away!
JWU and Christmas is over here. How was your Christmas/pcg/?
Fuck wom*n and not in the fun way
My hamster has a belly and that's okay
ew a schizo replied to me
>>92247731Runie is a bad influence
Perceive Her radiance.Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.Captivate those with Her light.Obey only Her brilliance.Aimen.
>>92247691Terrible. Literally the worst Christmas ever.
Is Pippa stupid?
>>92247819yes
>>92247461WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
>>92247819
HEY CHNYAAAAT
>>92247691Pretty good. Ate lasagna with the neighbors and exchanged gifts with family.
>>92247764Other way around Amy had the belly first because she's a whore
>>92247666Why wouldn't i be, Satan?
Runie's hairy gut hanging out !!
Hoochie mama I love Runie!
>>92247877quiet you!
CRISPY NIGGA
awa
wrath
>>92248029
I love Shiina!
TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN80 YEARS OF STREAMWEEK 39
On the 3rd raid of Airi, my calfie sang to me~
I miss Anonymous and his druggie ravewifeHe wasn't strong enough
Muyu is cute
>picrel is your Christmas presentwyd?
>>92248152Fuck you. All femanon are worthless whore who will toss you aside at the earliest convenience. To hell with every last one
Jelly should have brought back her Christmas intro music from last year
>>92248152I want to grab her thighs and rape her with jelly on the telly
>>92248241
>>92248253And fuck autocorrect too
>>92248241how hard are her nipples, on Moch scale?
Im cheating on my oshi with Hololive
>>92248241lots and lots of vigorous sex
>>92248241Who was the original artist for that? I remember the tweet, they did an Ina version too... just can't find them anymore.
>>92248241CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK
>>92248340uh oh someone is gonna graduate again
[Phase Enemy News]the hateful and disgusting california is sinking beneath the seajust as the prophecies foretoldthe lost of west coasts phasers is sad, but unavoidablemerry christmashttps://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1872011292053233863
>>92248340Good. She's certainly cheating on you too. Fuck her
>>92247913I do not get this ritualpost can someone explain
>>92248411>the hateful and disgusting california is sinking beneath the seafinally
>>92248263>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP>I PICK YOU I PICK YOU I PICK YOU>soft awawawawa in the background
>>92248411DYRBI?
Dream of cow fornication
[Muyu News] She's phasing out
Jelly is a lying stupid piece of shit pickme whore
I HAVE A RECEIVED PROPHECY FROM A DREAM!THE BABY BORDS SHALL RECEIVE THEIR PRIESTESS ONCE MORE THROUGH MEME MAGIC THEY MUST A POST THIS IMAGE WHEN ALL BUT ONE DIGIT REPEATS ITSELF
>>92247982Hm? Did you say something?
>>92248606Well, she is a wom*n
>>92248466It's humorous because it implies the existence of an alternate universe where Tenma Maemi behaves like Kaneko Lumi.
>>92248634Not all women are this bad
>>92248241A gift for my oshi!
jelly HATE
>>92248241Take the rest of themhttps://files.catbox.moe/v7fzcv.mp4
>>92248606
>>92248411After reading her member's post this should come as no surprise. Lia literally said that she was lazy and fucking things up but that she wasn't going to bother to change and improve. I truly don't understand internet Lia men.
>>92248241I usually dont goon on our Lord's birthday, but... no i wont.
>>92248723This image fills me with so much disgust I almost threw up
>>92248607are you sure that was a prophetic dream and not say a death dream where you spent one last moment with something you love before you let it go?
>>92248747Why is Danchou the only one with her obscene nipples on display?
Are Gumis really white techbros with gfs/wives like they say they are?
>>92248665No point in measuring specifics when they're all lying whores. Always with an ulterior motive, ruled by sadism.
>>92248747What's the sauce on this?
>>92248757Why should she try and improve when she keeps getting rewarded for being lazy?
I want to make love to Pippa's ass
>>92248757At least she's honest about her stubbornness unlike a certain improovekin
>>92248648alternate universe? it's the future>the consequences of Lumi's vile acts finally catch up to her>in a last ditch effort, she body swaps with Tenma>Tenma is blamed for all of Lumi's crimes and goes to jail forever>Lumi gets away with it again
She should Phase in :)
>>92249074>no bro it's fine! She says her friend has an hourglass figure
>>92248757>Lia literally said that she was lazy and fucking things up but that she wasn't going to bother to change and improve.that can't be right
>>92249074>ultra obese body>skinny face???
why does the femanon hate jelly so much she is just a cute little autist
>>92249193They're always like that
>>92249175It's actually worse than how I phrased it, I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt.
>>92249074Who the hell does this appeal to?
>>92248937If this is in reference to Pippa, she was honest about the stuff she's not willing to improve
>>92249321chubby chasers and obese femanons, i guess
>>92249281it's disingenuous
>>92249321Kindlings
>>92248411unless she lives up by the border with Oregon I don't think Lia lives in California
I love RunieShe a cutie
>>92249274when Jelly is genuine, men pick her for itwhen femanon is genuine, men drop her like a turdand when femanon is being a pickme, men pump and dump herthus the denial and the seething
>>92249321Jamaicans
>>92243898I wonder who is this...
>>92249460Jelly has never been genuine lol what are you on about also I have never been a pickme nor pumped and dumped
>butterbread>waterIf your oshi can eat this, she is honorary aryan
>>92249594Absolutely delicious cope
>>92249175It's a pessimistic take.
>>92249594post tits or gtfo
>>92249594Are you seeing someone right now?
Becoming parasocial for Rie is good for you(might be my last ritual before 100k, ganbatte Rie)
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvrhttps://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player
>>92248861Just awesome that way>>92248895Not sure.As apologies https://www.iwara.tv/video/nExUu7woG8UihI/22ntrkoseki-bijou-heart-attack-hololive
>>92249594post feet with you standing on a scale
>>92249594Femanon, can you just hurry up and post boyfriend auditions? I don't understand what you're trying to accomplish by constantly complaining about Jelly in this thread
>>92248263knowing the quality of thread femanons...would the humiliation of being a living sex toy for a men who's clearly thinking of Jelly instead of her get her off?
>>92248241That is a child anon! Why is pcg becoming more pedophilic?
do NOT repost thisyou are not allowed to right click and select save asreposting this is ART RAPE
>>92239485https://x.com/steeeph333/status/1872064868226142324Has a version without the snow in the replies
>>92249817
Fuck hags. Kiss hags. Mating press hags into a bed. Massage hag shoulders. Eat hag pussy. French kiss hags. Dress hags up in suits. Dress hags up in sexy cosplay. Ejaculate inside hag pussy. Princess carry a hag to the bed. Twist hag nipples. Suck hag breasts. Lick hag midriff. Encourage hags to get fit. Get hags drunk. Sloppy tongue kissing with hags. Read mature female x younger male hentai with hags. Eat hag ass. Get hags horny. Mutual masturbation with hags. Marry hags. Big wedding with hags. Break off into a 45 minute rant about how mature pussy is the best while your friends look at you like you're retarded. Ban condoms and birth control. Massage hag feet. Lick hag armpits. Fuck hags until your dick breaks. Total Hag Love.
Iori is an ALBINO WENDEERGO
>>92249594when I said "the denial and the seething", I did not ask for a demonstration
>>92249594If you're a britbong i'll take you on a boxing day date, it'll be fun
>>92249907
>>92248411California is a lovely place, and anyone bitching about it is either insanely jealous or just ignorant.(Now if they specify that the wealthy and powerful living there are ass-cracks, that's another story)
>>92249817all Hime art is made for ART RAPE
>>92249802Yes! A child!
Fembots can't come soon enough. Only a few more years max at this rate
>>92249969California is great, if only we could remove every single person who lives there.
>>92249802That's HOT!
Are you guys having fun replying to a man while pretending he's a woman?
>>92249969bait used to be believable...
>>92249969It's a beautiful state with lovely weather all year round.Just get rid of all the people there and start over with a new batch.
>>92249802a sexy one
>>92249802newfag-chama...we used to have Phase Onahole Purin come into this very thread, post her favorite lewd fanart, catch a ban, and then do it all over again the moment her IP rotates
>>92250048Anon, I have had personal conversations with women who post in this shithole. It's really not as farfetched as you think
>>92250048yeah
Merry Christmas /pcg/
>>92250182NUH UH
>>92248241raspberries
>>92247982
>>92249321Me
>>92248411=lots of tinder one night stand sex
>>92250251guilty gear. good shit
>>92250251thank you, anon!
>>92250251I didn't even know you could get dolphin porn on steam. Thanks anon!
phase girl for this feel?
>>92250033>>92250112As are the places you live. If only you two were to disappear they'd actually be improved 100%
Phasers are the best livers.Merry Christmas, /pcg/!!Airi thread!!
>>92250668>nouha gottem
>>92249907>IoriDon't you mean Lori?
>>92250650Lia
Does Muyu sing these really old song to catch the ears of all the ojisans?
>>92250650Eimi to a T...
I love jelly
>>92250650Da Michi
rrat:>>92249594 this is not a femanon>>92250650 this is a femanon
>>92250726>nou (No, you)Not even the same tack.
>>92250799Everything about Muyu's existance attracts ojisans like myself
>>92250251Patrician taste in eroge!I'll make sure to get the uncensor patch for it.
>>92250799She is very much succeeding if others are like me
thoughts?
>>92249907Who?
>>92251064Not in the mood.
Hows your civ game going?
>>92251064i'd suck the shit out of her ass if you catch my drift
I had nothing but water to drink for the past 18 hours. No soda, no juice, no alcohol no nothing. Just plain fucking water. Tapwater. I feel sick, i feel like i will pass out any minute.
>>92251074the deer
>>92248263https://files.catbox.moe/l4krnb.png
>>92251064Uruka is not sexy
>>92251094I forgot I sucked at Civ even if I love IV dearly.Maybe one more game during Pippa stream...
>>92251199why is she crying
>>92251199now am sad
>>92251064Ass is way too fat Uruka is a stick
>>92249907I like this character development.>>92250756No.
>>92251319I miss the bnyu yoinker.
>>92251259The soft awawawas right behind her head are driving her crazy
>editbug description>I'll be posting weeklyDYRBI?
>>92251233Wrong
>>92251259probably the rape if i had to guess
>>92251259>>92251260She's upset that you're watching Jelly during the act.
>>92251443am still sad
>>92251119Oh, right. I don't care for that sort of thing anymore.
>>92251412Not to me she isn't.
>>92251259she knows the best she'll ever be is a cheap substitute for Jelly
>>92251199Based. Please animate it and add blood, some realistic screaming would go a long way too
Remember to be a good boy this coming year to get more presents
>>92251540We can be each other's substitutes
>>92251580kill yourself
I love her so
>>92251199wow awesome
confession if i knew tenmoon was going to show up for more than 15 seconds i would have given it hair or at least something other than blinking balls
>>92251580Too far.My intention was just that she was upset that you still didn't stop watching Jelly, even when she came over to your house and everything.
It's Christmas night.Niggas around the world are cracking fine shyts but yall are in here fantasizing about raping a random femanon.Go take a shower and hit the gym. Get you your own fine shyt
>>92251829>shyt
>>92251788that's cute ! and funny !
my first impression: is Muyu literally just this?
>>92251933Something seems off here
>>92251624Murder suicide with femanon? There's potential, all I'd have to do is pull the knife from my back and use it to slice her (probably fertilized) womb open from the front an watch her bleed out while Kim plays from the digital boombox next to her head>>92251788I didn't notice the Jelly on the telly
>>92251064GOD I want to FUCK Uruka. So BAD.
https://files.catbox.moe/1oinma.mp3I let her get too far into my head...how screwed am I?
>>92251981yeah, but she would also be luring in other lolis
>>91963859NOT JUST BOYFRIEND NIGGA THEYRE FUCKING ENGAGEDFUCKKKKKKKKKK I GAVE HER SO MUCHH
>>92251829NO!! I WANT THAT FEMANON!!
>>92251992
>>92251829Thanks for the reminder, anon. Keep working hard!
>>92251981Not extreme enough, she needs a lewder outfit with zero signs of defense
>>92252061you're supposed to do your reps before you start grooming a 2view retard, start on a 1view next time
>>92252029Lumi the tragically frozen cryopreserved not-quite-dead wife...
>>92251992you have problems
>>92252061AintnowayLink?
>>92251780Man I made the tree not reading that it was meant to be a Whoville like resident, it's fine
>>92252061LOOOOOOOL
>>92251829women think I am going to kill them when I talk to them since they all watch true crime and I am a schizoid
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmcnv7T1FNQ>up for 7 hours>Clara didn't show up in the commentsShe HATES Editbug!
Been home from being with relatives, it’s been like 10 minutes with Erina on the brain and my dick is still rock hard. Where is the Erina moan compilation when you need it.
>>92252061Merry Christmas, anon
>>92251981Pretty much, but instead of a bandaged Teddy it should be an oxygen tank with cannula to her nose
>>92252241Of course, editbug is a chud and Clara HATES CHUDS!!1!
>>92252029put this in your filename https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F1oinma.mp3
>>92252061
>>92202090where's the stream anon, I've got shit to do I can't wait around all day
>https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1872082501755416993>canceling stream on Christmas evening I apologize for making fun of "cuck connect." I'm going to drink myself hopefully to death now.
>>92252065>>92252132She deserves it and is probably getting off to it anyway. You know how they are.>>92251829>rapingkilling*
>>92252061my 2 view experience so far>absorbed by chiggers and stopped streaming on YT>taken over by mexicans>finished college, found a job and hiatusedI've played games with all of them but I wish I didn't. It's like getting 144Hz monitor: you can never go back to 60Hz.
>>92252241I would have wished editbug a merry christmas when he posted that earlier but I was busy having christmas dinner.
>>92252038>putting me in a van with other lolisThat's a dangerous move. What's her endgame?
>>92250650phase friend elfinstupid sexy elf
>>92252392I hope you learned your lesson, Pippa wants to find something to play with all of chat on a browser if you want someone to hang out with tonight
>>92252519pickme whore
>>92252392Goddamit, that was going to be my evening stream after Muyu finishes
>>92252061https://youtu.be/ZsrSi5brEwo?t=309
>>92252566Yeah, I pick her.
>>92252061>"Thanks for the simpbuck, retard. No refunds."Do you nigger seriously think this is a viable strat to find a partner?
>>92252519>>92252566man it seems like she tries really hard to catertoo bad those types immediately censor themselves if they get popular
Me after i marry Lia's stupid femcel ass
>been watching this 1 view for a few weeks now>based on her stories there is a really good chance she's <18What the fuck do I do...
>>92252845kill yourself
>>92252845rape
>>92252845Post channel
>>92249594mmm femcel tears they season my christmas left overs
>>92252845groom
>>92252845Backflip off a bridge
>>92252845what answer do you expect other than "groom"?the world of 1views is cruel - it's groom or be groomed
Bros, what do you do if you want to cry but you're not a faggot?
>>92252845Set the foundations anon
>>92252845just follow your heart/cock
>>92252960drink
>>92252261>Where is the Erina moan compilation>moan compilation>moanWait... this exists? I NEED IT
>>92252960scream
>>92253000[spoilet]www.dolphinporn.com
clip jelly karaokes
>>92252960if a tree falls in the forest, but no one is around, does it make a sound?
>>92252660Yeah I've never quite understood the logic. You're trying to date a micro celebrity that's way harder than a regular girlfriend. Not easier.
>>92253070>[spoilet]
>>92253070>[spoilet]you had one job
>>92252960WRATH
>>92252994>I actually completely forgot about thisThanks anon>>92253102I'll hear it, and that's the most important thing.Down the hatch
>>92252960Crying is fine if you do it alone or with male friends.
>>92253195ANON NOOOOO
>>92253195>Bottom rightEww, also rip you
>>92253109Bro who cares at this point. You're doing the passive aggressive leading question thing really poorly.
>>92252845Either groom her or report her because someone else will.
>>92253195can you rip the thumbnail and post it thanks
>>92253195she couldn't get the jojo game to work could she
>>92253265you're not supposed to respond reeeeeeeee
>>92253109Apologize.Better yet, kill yourself.
>>92253109Where's (You)r girlfriend, anon?
>>92253109She doesn't read this thread anymore Chase, kill yourself.
What is this song Muyu is singingWhat language is this
>>92253376She probably has 2 kids by now.
>Not even a thread reader cuckpostingNo (you) for you
>>92253296
>>92253270Groom her THEN report her. That way she can only run to (you) for comfort after her channel gets b&
>>92253195Fixed it for you.
>>92252029Just as long as you can pull back and get on with your own life, and hopefully find someone like her, or somehow better. Best case scenario is that you learn form this limited relationship.
Muyu... have some hugs
How do you groom a vtuber?
>>92252845Post her channel in /ggg/
>>92252845You're fine, that's just Remi's kayfabe
>>92253554Be nice to them before somebody else is.
>>92253554By being a huge brown-nosing doormat discordfaggot
>>92251199This is dealing critical damage to Jelly more than it is femanon.
>>92253163depends on the thing i guess. when family members have died, in private sure. in front of other people? i'd rather die myself.for everything else, i just go run or workout until i don't have the energy left to care anymore. drinking always just makes me feel worse.
>>92253554being likable and funny and a standout member of a community. you're currently on /vt/
>Ten minutes>It's still there>If it mentioned skin color it would have been insta-sweptHaving fun cuckposting, janny-chama?
>>92253663How? Jelly isn't parasocial. If that's what you mean.
My relative think im sus because im watching Muyu...
>>92253554A Doremu posted a whole guide wish I still had it
>>92253554Post in chat all the time, befriend them, get added by them on discord, keep chatting off stream. Eventually sprinkle in some light flirting and keep escalating as she starts to trust/like you more.Note this is impossible if they're bigger than a 2view, much easier with 1views as there's less groomer competition
Meet n fuck calfie
>>92253709He's new let him get it out of his system
>>92253072you got a guide? Just want songs or her yapping?
>>92253709>Instantly deleted after this postlmao someone felt called out
[Good Muyu news]She will survive
>>92253671Oh believe me I'm getting on my grindset hard tomorrow (it's about a woman[derogatory] after all). But tonight I just need a break.
Why are you here? It's Christmas
>>92253554Its a myth made up by thirsty bastards jealous of vtuber's trusted moderators
>>92252845She's your daughter now. You must protect her and ensure she does not get corrupted by the bad people lurking the internet.
I'm so depressed
>>92253884My Christmas party is over and I'm home
>>92253884It's almost 8pm, and if that's not enough, what's your excuse?
>>92253554Just like you would rizz a chick on dating site because a lot of 1views come with expectation of finding a man anyway.
>>92253884i didn't feel like driving 15 hours to visit family this year. maybe next year.
>>92253884They're all watching some women drama on Netflix. I'm chilling in the dining room eating some Campbell's and jamming with calfie
>>92252660You're telling me Lumi isn't literally going to date me because I'm in her groomcord?
>>92253896found the groomer modremember the melt down when shondo talked about this
I dressed up as Santa and had Muyu and Remi sit on my lap. How was your day anon?
>>92253884I just got here and I already had my Christmas shit.
>>92254000no tell me more
>>92253884There are wom*n outside, aka whores
>>92253908Just turn it off. Take action. Love yourself enough to get what you want
You guys are actually in love with vtubers?
>>92253884It's late at night and I had Christmas yesterday.
>>92253908Same. I'm also listening to Breaking Benjamin.
>>92253908Smoke.
>>92253554idk about vtubers but it's really easy to groom women in MMOs.Let them decorate your house, be nice to them but not a pushover, make it seem like you're usually busy but make some time for her.Honestly it is similar to irl.
Choo choooooo
>>92253884My family is 5 hour flight away and I don't know he language to socialize locally. My friends all got bitches or families by now so they are busy.>>92254087What? No. It's just sublimation of female attention because it is harder to get it otherwise.
>>92254055Shodo understands the inner workings of her fans and knows how to press their buttons.
>>92254087Just Lumi and I don't mind getting cucked
>>92254087>vtubers>pluralNo. Just one.
>>92254132What MMO do women even play?>>92254151Shondo pulled fanbase into GFE and then had a mental breakdown.
>>92254087Love? As in experiencing emotional vulnerability towards a foid? Are you stupid?
>>92253884Christmas ended at 2PM for me. It was pretty much thanksgiving again but even shorter. I'll go to a Christmas themed poker night with the in-laws this Saturday
>>92254180
>>92254132>He doesn't know what groom meansSkibbity hawk tau to you 2
>>92253884...because it's christmas
>>92254055Shondow said if an indie chuuba had a "unpaid manager/mod" they were either their boyfriend or a groomer. Filian got mad and talked to prove her wrong, accidentally exposing the fact her mod team is a nepo circle jerk
>>92253939>Just like you would rizz a chickI have never succeeded in this
>>92254087Just one.
>>92254087just one and i hate her *twirls hair*
>>92254218I've met so many girls playing ffxiv it's ridiculous. Some of these girls are straight up mental too.
>>92253884its boxing day
>>92253884I have nowhere else to be and I'm just watching vods with lumi off.
>>92253663>femanon comes over>sees that you're watching Jelly>asks why you still choose Jelly over her when she's standing right in front of you>rip the crotch out of her pants and fuck her>continue watching Jelly the entire timeI dunno man, this seems to imply that the viewer values Jelly more.
What is Dizzys favorite race of shota
So who was this? Aiko on her time of the month?
>>92254254I did but I fumbled the bag later. Essentially, you need to listen to them and feign interest a lot (for average person you would become interested along the way) and sometimes put your foot in the door, like be not afraid to refuse or enforce something. Ironically, they all thought I'm a casanova or some shit and accused me of "playing with girl' feelings" when I am literally still a virgin.
>>92253884Spent the day with senpai, now chillin
>>92254218FFXIV, but be warned, 4 out of 5 of the "women" you meet in the game are actually trannies. It's an infestation and you just have to deal with a bunch of duds.
>>92254218Infinity Nikki
>>92254348Whatever race Tweak and Craig are
>>92254342Ideally you'd just boot her in the stomach and slam the door in her face. No ambiguity.
>>92254342god that center pic is hot...bros I want femanon in my life so much...
>>92254355>Aiko when she hasn't been able to go to the gym for a month
Wait, so being nice to women is considered "grooming" them?Am I missing something here?
>>92254355oh so this is the green invader naruhodo
>>92254355Just a monster from Phase World Earth
>>92253716Nah, but Jelly would get pissed at other people having sex in Christmas and not her.
>>92254458No that's it. There's no reason to be otherwise.
>>92254355would
>>92254180I am the one cucking this anon btw
>>92254458the textbook definition is "facilitating personal trust with explicit purpose of getting into their pants" which is a derogatory term 3rd wave feminist hags came up with for simple courtship
>>92254458Basically. Gen zoomie thinks they've discovered something new but it's simply courting, flirting, chatting up women.
>>92254365So all the people just saying "bee yourself lol" are full of horseshit? Doesn't matter I guess because I can't even get girls to respond to me with any kind of energy enough to try any of this.
>>92254545>It was the feminists! LOL
>>92253554Clip her and or do art, be active on chat and join the discord
https://youtu.be/7enVnxESWjI
>>92254523Jelly wants lovey dovey sex solely for procreation not hot angry rape hatesex, dude.
>>92254458Yup.People use all this incredibly leftist vernacular when it comes to Vtubers."Grooming" = "Connection"
>>92254458There is a line, and it's when you stop being just nice and start being manipulative You are not grooming when you dump her with large donos every payday you get, however You are grooming if you dump large donos for certain games, certain topics or music choices and withhold donos for things you don't like
>>92254545Pippa should delay stream by like 5 mins so my chicken and finish air frying.
>>92254590The bee yourself part is about not trying to force anything you aren't: it would show and put women off. "Don't judge a book by it's cover" but maybe not ignore the cover completely. If you have (or make) a chance to talk to a girl and appear interested in what she has to say - that's generally what it would take to garner her sympathy. Women are really simple like that: they want male attention and the more "invested" that attention is, the more attached they feel. This is why they lose their shit when you don't notice their new haircut or don't compliment their new attire. They expect you to pay attention. Unironically if you treat women like a kind of smarter kind of attention/validation-seeking dog you would have success. Do take care of your appearance somewhat. At least don't be fat/smelly/shaggy. You don't have to be mega buffed or wearing Hugo Boss, but be clean and well-groomed, tidy. And most importantly: never think you can do better, just take whatever comes your way. Or you will end up like me: old and alone
>>92254527>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>92254830uhh...
>>92254830>andCan
>>92254539It's true. I've prepped him before he fucked her
>>92254830>and
Dizz...
>>92254458VTubing is wholesome. Just do what you want. They're there for your entertainment.Personally, I prefer pleasant experiences with banter. But I don't mind if someone is "nice" to them.
>>92254912>Doom 3 Based, thanks anon
>>92254590nta but "bee yourself" is a mocking insult used by normalfags towards anyone weird or different, it was never real advice except towards failed normalfags who strayed too far from their roots
>>92254912I can't believe they allow this sort of degenerate shit on steam. Thanks anon!
>>92254830It won't work again
>>92254643I'm sick of lumi being a jaded faggot like her tweet about that bing bing wahoo game winning the game awards
>>92255002>Went to take a pic of the timer on my airfryer>Phone is deadFuck
>>92253884I'll be heading to my sisters in ~an hour and a half, I already have everything ready
jelly news
Merry Christmas /vt/! I got a wireless mouse for Christmas so I can now sit in bed under my covers to post on /pcg/ without subjecting myself to my freezing cold desk!:DDYou anons get anything cool?
>>92254473manager-san spoiling the fun
>>92255121
>>92255110Enjoy it anon. Just saw both sets of grandparents. Very nice Christmas.>>92255114I got a pair of binoculars for hunting and looking at the ocean. Stay warm, anon.
Why did I get an error? Did muyu get DMCA'd?
Sex with cow lolis
I was out all day and finally watched editbug's video. I think he did a great jobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmcnv7T1FNQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmcnv7T1FNQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmcnv7T1FNQ
>>92255111if Jelly gets a weighted blanket and I get a weighted blanket, it would be like we're hugging each other as we go to sleep
>>92254590Women say 'bee yourself' because it allow women to filter men quicker and thus avoid unnecessary relationship waste. It makes their job easier, not yours
>>92255111That weighted blanket? Me
>>92255234It was her connection. She's back on now though.
>>92254833Thank you for the genuine advice. I'm so jealous of the people who have this come to them naturally. It's so exhausting for me to try and remember all these courting rituals and expectations. I don't want to give up yet, but I'm getting older too and I fear it's going to be too late very soon.
>>92255258very romantic I like the way you think
>>92255244>everyone shits on that Krampus viewer for his jokes about buying old shorts>/pcg/ regularly jokes like this]Explain yourselves /pcg/.
>>92255411>KrampusExplanation complete.
>>92255411krampus was right
>>92255251Hope he had a great christmas.
>>92255409Cute!
>>92255411Krampus won't fuck you Chase
>>92254590Ignore that fag's "advice", I'll tell you what's really holding you back. You are putting them on a pedastal. All you have to do is realize, truly realize, that women are simply retards unworthy of your fretting and consideration. Once you do the haze that obscures your mind during conversations with them will vanish, and everything will become a million times easier.For that internalization to occur though, you need to have some negative experiences with some of them, which is easy because no shit, they're women. For now, do actually "bee yourself". In fact bee the best self you can bee in front of them. Be honest, sincere, thoughtful, etc and when they trample all over that again and again with smiles on their faces, understanding will come whether you like it or not.You see my dear anon, the only difference between you and "normalfags" when it comes to girls is actually taking the step forward and entering the lions den. Once you do, everything will fall automatically into place.Hope that helps
>>92255411Namefags are cancer
>>92255411>that krampus viewer >everyone shits on that SEXY, INNOCENT, FUNNY GUY who is NOT ME
>>92255411>]Explain>]
>>92255251So did I. It was cute,
>>92255411what?
>>92255411Krampus writes a lot of words and this instinctively makes the average /pcg/ger very upset.
>>92255411No one shat on you for the joke, they shat on you for you
>>92255411Don't you have kids to diddle instead of shitposting?
>>92255111Weighted blankets are great and I would recommend anyone on the fence buy a cheap 15 lb one and try it outyes I'm autistic
Pip stream soon I'm not risking a vacation for pony shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zQeP6f7UGUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zQeP6f7UGUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zQeP6f7UGU
>>92255251He really did
I love /pcg/. Reminds me of the older forums that I used to browse. A time of the internet that had far more character to it.For me, it was the Total War Forums
>>92255739>spoileroh that's right, I forgot
>>92255111Jelly should get her own Daki and speak to it in character each night before bed and each morning when she wakes up.
>>92255739That's a very interesting thumbnaiil.
Chicken done, you can start now Pippa
>>92255874based
>>922553571. Feign basic confidence, walking with your head straight, looking at eye level (not necessarily straight into the eyes all the time). If necessary find a place with big mirrors and test your habits like walking there.2. Listen more than you say, people like being asked about themselves, their life etc. 3. Show spine when you think you should. Literally where you think "I don't know if I would like that" it is better to say NO, because woman would like it more than you agreeing with her all the time4. Pay attention, it's tough when you start seeing girl every day or so, but take note of her haircut, accessories, clothes. Commend her taste in things and her skills, rather hen outright appearanceGood: wow this outfit really suits you! damn you resolved this really fastBad: babe you look gorgeous today! (is still good occasionally)5. Be very careful when woman asks you for creative/career/hobby advice. You might think "should I get an aquarium?" isn't important question, but women really 'were made from the rib of Adam' for them your (after their father's) opinion is paramount. Think of it like a happy dog looking up at you, do not dissapoint it first and foremost with disregarding this adoration. It is better to give bad/wrong advice than to not treat it seriously.6. Do some basic fitness/dieting. Don't be fat. Consult current fashion (oversized hoodies, baggy pants, wrist accessories) you might think its gay but it does work. You don't have to look great, you just don't have to look unkempt.Godspeed.
PIPPA LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zQeP6f7UGUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zQeP6f7UGUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zQeP6f7UGU
>>92255498>All you have to do is realize, truly realize, that women are simply retards unworthy of your fretting and consideration.that "fags" told him women are like slightly smarter dogs for a reference point...
>>92254833Good advice.
Pippa Live.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zQeP6f7UGU
I want to eat ribs with Pippa
Not knowing who made this was bothering me https://files.catbox.moe/v7fzcv.mp4I think I tracked the guy down on fantia. If anyone else cared. (More Holo related tho, sorry) https://fantia.jp/fanclubs/474192
>Pippa goes live>thread diesGrim.
>>92256210reverse bunny is goated
>>92256233Yeah, I'm going to be playing with Pippa.
>Pony PippaShould not want
What do you think your Oshi is doing right now? It's Christmas.
>>92255498I think I do have some warped impressions on women probably a result from being bullied by them a lot as a kid and I'm trying to get over it, but it is difficult.>>92255949I do keep myself groomed and I do work out and try to dress well. My struggles are mostly mental I think. I'll try to remember all these, but I hope I don't end up feeling robotic or artificial from trying to keep a certain mindset.
>>92256233I'm watching Its a Wonderful Life
>>92256386streaming
Pippa News: She needs directions to the doxx area.
man why are racoon so cute, i almost pet a wild one and get rabies
Pippa should play transformice. I had some great memories playing that with /v/ like a decade+ ago
>>92256062I like dogs. They're cute and loyal.
[Pippa News] She remembers playing this with Kiki.
Kiki mentioned, still a Phase Friend confirmed.
>Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you>Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it the rest of her life because elephants never forget
>>92256386I'm my own Oshi. I'm playing Crusader Kings II while listening to Muyu.
>>92256585Jerry!
>Pippa is drinking>I am drinkingWE ARE
>>92256749AWA
>>92256585>>92256749Jerry!
>>92256386Singing for me
>>92256530I remember playing it then too. God those were the days. Fuck man
HOW DO I FUCK A VTUBERAAAHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA CUM INSIDE A CHUUBA WHILE SHE'S LIVE STREAMING
Pippa News: She's hanging out with kids while they erp.
>>92256841>>92256749
Muyu...
>>92256386Eating yesterday's chicken.
>let me try clipping>there is a button for that under "...">you need a channel for this>click create channel>small white square with nothing in it pops up>can't click anythingwhat a fucking pain, QoL updates my ass youtube. I'll just rip the whole fucking VOD you jews
>>92256398The thing is it didn't "come naturally", at least to me. It's a result of fucking up, usually that's how you are able to give better advice to people.If you're not fat and/or depressed - the first and most important thing would be to put yourself out there. Unfortunately as a male you cannot avoid approaching women at your own initiative.Yes rejection is scary but don't go with any expectations at first. You're going to learn/try new things and along the way, talk to some women.Pick some hobbies that would put you in vicinity and better yet, cooperation with women. To get desensitized to their presence. Tennis/badminton, first aid, animal shelters, if you must.If you have some regional small-scale dating or hobbyist sites - you can use those. I don't know about your country but in mine there were some non-tinder/badoo ones in cities and towns, you can try those. Anime/game forums sometimes outright have dating boards. Yes like actual internet forums, they still exist and people use them.In general, I thought people were memeing saying that I will regret my choices more, but you do not live forever and I really came to regret them more. Whatever it is you think the hurt would be from putting yourself out there and talking to women - not doing so when you could, would really hurt you more when your opportunities dwindle. When future you were previously retreating into in your "maybe tomorrow" shrinks and pops out of existence, that's when you're really alone with black despair. Don't let it come to that.>>92256528Women were supposed to be like that too, but let's not get political.
>>92257179I use OBS and record a 1080x1920 sized window of the video as I play the section I want to clip. Very light weight and great for like 20 second or 3 minute clips.Of course, yt-dlp for ripping the whole video though.
>>92256585>elephants never forgetI shouldn't have laughed at this..
pico banner
Pippa News: She got blocked.
Jesus Christ CONFIRMED as PHASE FRIEND
[Pippa News]Jesus is her friend.
[Pippa News] Jesus is a friend, and she got blocked by the hatewatching femanon.
>>92257537I like the middle
>femanon blocked Pippa and got called out for itKek
>>92257537pico's peaks...
>>92257711how does it make you feel? explain in detail
>>92252924thats rape
>>92257802all breastZERO sag
>>92257818Not falling for your ruse liker
What kinda cracker ass brony ass tumbler ass school shooter ass pony in the jar ass autistic ass Chris-chan ass mmo is this
>>92257818
>can't post screenshots from the stream without risk getting banned
>>92257875
>>92257961Just censor everything.
>>92257875ew
If you guys don't call your Alice, I'm going to hatefuck you in the eye socket. Or maybe you like that? Call her anyways, she's giving Christmas messages.
>>92257875/trash/ /vcuck/ was a mistake. The repetitive Lumi talk is too much
>>92257954Anon...
>>92257905And all that on a tiny 130cm build.Imagine having a Pico gf. She'd just walk up to you and give you paizuri while both of you are standing.
>>92258111what
THIS BRAT
New thread.>>92258125>>92258125
damn this cow bratI love her so much
>>92258059what do they say about Lumi anon?
>>92257875>>92258059Go back, this shit is just more proof you fags don't even know anything about any vtubers.
Pippa News: It's time for slither.io
>>92253105Not only that. The sort of men thirsting over e-celebs and voluntarily send their simpbuck is probably the most repulsive kind of men to a woman. This is the sort of thing that HBD and its applied form of TRP/PUA has already have an answer for in details well over a decade ago. If you want a gf, >improve-yourself and go read up HBD/TRP/PUA and go out and practice. Vtubers are entertainers performing escapist entertainment, and aren't and won't ever be your gf, simple as>>92253999You're about as likely gonna date and form a relationship with a vtuber as you're gonna date and form a relationship with a hostess, or a club singer, or that hollywood movie star, etc.
>>92243390>Did Panko get ads for outfit? Rie did.Yes she did. Thought Runie and Clara probably got more. For whatever reason.
>>92257875>mp4>just sound>can't hear shitwdhmbt
>>92258113Poser.
黒ん坊
>>92257225Thanks. I will try to improve myself and get over my fears.
>>92259707
>>92252519>>92252566>Elfin GriftopDono scammer whore with a bf manager
Pippa News: She's yoinkposter's biggest fan.
>>92252519Dropped her when she complained about racism recently.
>>92259823good luck and godspeed, dude. wagmi
