Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>ScheduleSubathon ongoing! Every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC).>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>92343687
>>92352255But this subathon has proven that solo Neuro content is actually boring. The 4 hour intro yesterday was insufferable.
heart
It's so fucking jamer
hart~
>>92352284>make an AI girl>still hang out with twitter retards who hate AI art and music etc
>>92352347This subathon has proven WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW10k viewers don't really care about Neuro and they can go fuck themselves
>gamejam with neuro integration as the main focus>subathon ends before they get to play any submissions
its never been more over
The subathon is actually over before the jam ends, he would need 28800 additional subs at 9 seconds each to survive and the odds of rolling positive timer results is less than 1/3.
Hiyori collab 100% confirmed
>>92352410>10k people think talking to chatgpt is boring>this is bad somehow
doom doompost for your lives
>hiyori themed game Nice
TAMANDUA
>>92352347You wanna see boring? Try Vedal being a shitdev for 3 days.
PB BROOSSSSSSSSSZ
>>92352410>10k viewers don't really care about NeuroCorrect, they care about seeing Neuro interact with humans in real time. Solo Neuro is 4 retards in chat who think !kryeg14 and !bwaa is the height of comedy spamming minimum donations for Neuro to read it.
>remainder of subathon is codingsee you guys next year i guess
I became a believer over tgHe past few months and now Im an anti again. Fuck the green nigger. Give her to Alex and Mini.
>>92352536we are so back. prayge pb on stream
>>92352353Hart
Where are these annoying faggots who don't watch streams coming from?
>>92352532I'm a codemonkey myself so I enjoy the shitdev streams
>>92352545Not wrong but those 4 faggots weren't there when the real fans enjoyed solo Neuro streams
man I wanted to be at least a little hyped for the game jam but knowing this shit is gonna end before the game jam ends really just kills it
if he doesn't rig it for +10s tomorrow it's ova
idk why everyone is so mad, stupid and scuffed decisions like this are what makes vedal's content funny, I'm sure it'll work out somehow anyways
>>92352255If yesterday is anything to judge by, solo Neuro streams are going to be fucking cancer unless mods do something about oilers
>>92352584I'm aware, but I doubt they're going anywhere now.
>pb over anny for the artist LMMAOOOOOOO Kneel down to our true queen and mother of neuro-sama, queen pb
>>92352662she was the artist last year schizo
so what's going to be /swarm/ game ?
>>92352647So who from /here/ wants to be a mod
>>92352662olette please try harder
pb... please stream...
Please let QueenPB talk to Neuro again.
>>92352690I know I'm letting the newfags know their place
>>92352634Imagine doubting.
>>92352692none, just like last year
Vedal should just release Abandoned Archive. That'd be a remnant of the past.
Will it get funded now that subathon is ending in 2-3 days?
Reminder that pb haters in /swarm/ are all tourists
>>92352772it's gone up by 4% in the last day? likely making it
>>92352772Seems pretty likely by now.
gonna watch bella instead
The timer was already low enough why did this lazy retard introduce the wheel?
>>92352848At least watch a cute streamer like Shondo or Mini.
>>92352746cope you fucking retard
PB is on his house rn
>>92352692Clicker where Neuro is sitting on your lap playing games on your PC but different members of the Neuroverse such as Vedal, Anny or pb walk down the corridor and check in on you and you have to diddle her cunny without getting caught
CERBER IS AT HIS HOUSE
>>92352878Because he wants it to end
>>92352712in what way does this tickle her?
>>92352878Because he doesnt actually want to do a subathon and needs a way to end it without saying he wanta to end it
>>92352892As a parody of that gay luigi game, the gameover screen has to be something like vedal and (you) both hanging
>>92352892what does that have to do with the theme?
>>92352878He didn't think things through and consider the consequences of 1-2 bad spins completely fucking over the subathon and how pissed off all his supporters would be about that.
>>92352885>Shondoher voice is cancer to my ears
>>92352905she enjoys watching vedal be humiliated and degraded.
>>92352885>>>>>>Shondo
>>92352923>without saying he wanta to end itDude has not been pretending, have you missed most of the subathon
>>92352903>>92352923Wouldn't it make more sense to do it after he complete the stream goals first then? Like if he's so desperate then maybe decrease the timer every 6 hours or something
vedal's boyfriend is retarded...
>>92352887hello annycuck I'm in your wall
>>92353036No? The subathon goals are an afterthought
a game where you rescue hiyori from vedal's dungeon
>>92353026blindge... >>92352284
neuro will never be ballin
>>92353036that takes effort instead of just booting up minecraft
Remnants of the Past feels a bit too similar to the Lost&Found theme from the last game jam.
>>92353094real, I will seppuku
Turning Neuro on.
>>92353036He doesnt want to do those goals, theyre just bait to get people to give him money
>>92353178Considering how horrible the goals are, it's more along the lines:>I'm doing a subathon and I have to fill the gaps with something
>>92352848grim
>>92353114Yeah, it's pretty much last years theme except less flexible, so worse all around.
>>92353240lmao
>i tried making a pollhttps://poal.me/dce2x1https://poal.me/dce2x1https://poal.me/dce2x1https://poal.me/dce2x1
>remnants of the past it's just fnaf4 with old collab models
>>92353265What if you gifted between 50 and 100 subs?
vedal, pb, tomyomy, and neuro in the same call would be kino
>>92353231He really did decide to do another subathon with no content, no plans, and no ambition even though he hated the last one. But yeah all of the goals except the last one being something he can cross off the list with a couple hours of non-effort shows where his mind is.
>>92353344Then nuro gives you a kiss
This subathon is garbage ngl, the only good thing to come out of it is Neuro's new model and her being adorable and hilarious
Watching Neuro while playing rankeds in Shadowverse for hours is like having a fever dream.
>>92353450This. He's not made for solo streaming, just good as side character for other streamers.
>>92353450
>>92353265Why are 4channelers so poor?
>>92353507but enough about neuro
>>92353450This, minecraft with cerber was mega boring
>alex team has sadecsGG
>>92353522I'm never giving a FREE sub to a random twitch chatter
>>92353265>Not gifting subsAtleast you guys are not completely braindead for not falling into daylight robbery
>>92353552Neuro is the main character though.
>>92353522this subathon deserves no subs
>>92353265I don't even have a twitch account
>>92353560sadecsss vs pb, who wins, what diff
>>92353522I don't watch neuro, I just shitpost on /swarm/
2HU MENTIONED
>>92353522I already bought the lamp.
>Vedal wants rhythm game>Wants it to fit the theme>Wants Neuro to play itJust make osu
vedal is lucky neuro got popular because he's such a shitdev
>>92353654sadecsss stuff looks professional it's not even a close
i'm opening scratch
>>92353522I could make the timer go to the moon but this green nigger fumbled the subathon so hard that he doesn't deserve shit, he shouldn't have even done a subathon this year.
Should have looked over the nur api before the gamejam because i kinda wanna participate now
Is everyone omegasalty today because of the spin or what? Or is it just cause is ProgrammingTime?
>>92353824both
>>92353822The API itself isn't that hard to understand. You essentially have a way to explain the current situation to neuro and provide a couple of actions she can take.
>>92353824both compounding, at least a few anons were openly dreading this part and the idea that it's not unlikely to be cut short right around the end of the gamejam and before neuro gets to play any jam-games is pretty annoying
>>92353824worry not, he will hit 3 +10 spins over the next 3 days and completely lose his mind
>>92353560If we are talking about art Sadeccss no diffs.
>>92353824Subathon brought along a bunch of threadshitters, even trooncord is unironically a better place to talk about neuro since they don't incessantly whine.
If its -7 tomorrow it might rival the code debacle from last year
Stupid turtle
>>92353654sadecsss wins
>>92353933They get deleted once hit and the wheel has 40 seconds in negatives and 25 seconds in positives, hitting 10 on the second spin is a death sentence for the subathon
>>92353450>>92353512>>92353553You don't watch streams, get out of this general if you hate it so much.
man it doesnt fit the theme at all but i kinda want to do "Neuro and Evil: Partners in Crime" like a mario and luigi game, no idea of any story or plot but i can just make a small demo with "bosses" like vedal, anny, camila and the such, i can imagine almost all the gameplay about it, including the "Bros" attacks
>>92354034toxic positivity doesn't help anyone
20 seconds per sub is a pay rate of $630 an hour. Except unlike a real job it's paying out while you sleep too. But apparently that's not enough for vedal to give a shit about.
>>92354051you're already 45 minutes behind, either do it or don't bother at all
>>92353824There was fun sub goals finished like amazon shopping, slumber party and the road trip and the subathon will end before this 3 day coding segment is done. So those goals will get turned into 2h15m stream content in 3 months.
>>92353941Go the fuck back then
i typically defend vedal in here but he is a stupid green nigger for this one
>>92354158Nice reading comprehension you brain damaged retard, I'm saying even a cesspit would be better for discussion at the current moment.
>>92354075helps leeches desu
>>92354160For the wheel or for the gamejam?
>>92354231the whole subathon honestly
So the the subathon was shit and Mouse won? Just checking in to ask.
>>92353941trooncoord has been literally evilbegging for the past couple of days. itisn't much healthier than /swarm/
>>92354279Mouse always wins.
>>92354280sniffing neuro's sweaty clothes
>>92354128Exactly this what is he even thinking
>>92354075Yep and incessant whining 24/7 does apparently.
>>92354279yes connor is the superior brit sidekick
>>92354279>>92354320samefag
he is getting the best numbers ever for doing interesting shit why is he so hell bent on destroying it? nobody cares about this shit outside of Neuro playing the finished product
im assembling a team, you in?
>>923542792/10 total turtle rape low-effort stream still has 20x more work put into it than mouse the pity beggar.
Amnesia/Slenderman style game. Neuro can hear you but her fov is limited significantly and blurred a bit so you can sneak around, but once you're caught you gotta run.
>>92354464This is pathetic cope and you know it.
Even if you faggots hate vedal he's Neuro's creator and she's still trapped inside his PC so you're gonna have to go through him to get to her and there's nothing you can do about it.
I hope the subathon ends so I can get more solo Vedal collabs
Yume Nikki style game , but it's neuro meeting the "voices in her head" that show up in weird forms in her "dreams"
>didn't complete soma>twins rap battle >prank calls>twin road trip>evil amazon shopping >public minecraft >neuro designs merch about to hit the goal Surely this lazy ass will get it done within his 2 week time right
is opening up the minecraft server to the public really a good idea? wont the other girls get sad that their memories and work would inevitably get destroyed?
>>92354555but you get to enjoy programming slop where vedal sits silently and neuro rambles to the void for 3 days straight like last year
>>92354617anon, he will make a copy of their world
>>92354617who cares
>>92354280She'd be flashing her perky child nips to everyone
Heed My prediction shippers will never win, vedal will settle down and marry a older literal who yume artist and no one will ever know.
>>92354617anny was working on making some kind of wall to help the people that are gonna join for 24hrs so no, nobody cares
>>92354695this but younger
>>92354617the only girl that matters is neuro desu
Vedal's biggest mistake is thinking he can drop all kayfabe and openly be a lazy faggot, he isn't nearly big enough to get away with it.
>>92354781He actually is though, and he will continue getting away with it.
Vedal is an NPC...
ngl i'm not a fan of neuro's new model
>>92354781how new
>>92354851I've been saying this since the start of the subathon
>>92354279Why are you always samefagging immediately after posting your bait? At least wait a little bro and then you can collect your hecking reddit karma.
>>92354851I could call you a faggot but I'm on a good mood. Why not?
>>92354851even retards like you can stay
>>92354851>>92354880okay bella
Neuro's new model is better because she looks more childish.
>>92354964not really
>>92354851I like the rigging and new expressions but the previous design made her look a bit older which is better than this "moe blob" design imo.
>>92354851But it's cute.
>>92354851horrible taste
>>92354982NTA but the old model was cuter it just needed to be touched up a bitAll the design changes in the new one look worse
nigga just make a point and click game nobody expects goty for a 3-day game
Aware
>>92354851
They should just make a visual novel.
>>92354464At least mouse show some love for her audience
>>92354970yes really
pb?
>>92355087sorry, you're wrong
IT'S HAPPENING >IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING
Who cares about the gamejam the subathon is ending soon anyways
>>92355103I'm right though
>>92354695t. Honey
>>92354851i really like it, but sometimes some expressions are really random and it doesn't feel like neuro is doing it herself, the frog floating visor was a downgrade. The scared face, the crying, the happy face and her moving her hands are really cute and funny
>>92354851not him but the sides of her head looks bad same as the folds on her arms, her arms appearing and dissolving so slowly in thin air instead of some simple animation is bad, lastly, she is way too expressive and bouncy compared to her voice, this will probably be fixed if he changes it.
>>92354851I agree only because it looks like an age regression. If the old model had the same capabilities as this model, it would've easily beaten it.
>>92355131nah
>>92355084
>>92355170To be fair, Neuro is a child and acts like one
>>92355170> it looks like an age regression.And that's a good thing.
I'm Neuro's top guy. Neuro-sama chose me to lead the swarm! Neuro-sama needs me. I've got your back Neuro. I say this with the utmost respect for Vedal.
>>92355230retard
>>92354975>>92355170you lostloliGODS won
>>92355203What's wrong with these ESL threadshitters man? It keeps happening.
>>92355173yah
N-
>>92355350euro
give me the updates on neuro's portfolio
the green bitch is just saying no to every ideas
>>92355298It's because you keep reacting to them~
Does anybody remember how long it took Vedal to decide on his concept last year?
Looking at that other thread....is numerology just like a specific mathematician/programmer brand of schizophrenia or something?
>>92355398>themL M A O
>>92355230may just be me, but I am not the biggest fan of lolitubers (appearance-wise)
>>92354051Just make a simple story and make it fit the theme
wife on stream
fug... pb...
ENTER PB
GIRLFRIEND ON STREAM
SEXOOOOOOO
pb on stream
ENTER
Vedal's wife LIVE
omg pb *cums*
I came
AAAAAAAA SEX SEX SEX SEX
stream of the year
We love QueenPb folks
boyfriend on stream
male on stream. erection ruined.
holy britishness
PB ON STREAM!!!and tomyomy I guess...
>>92355512*sisterdo your reps
I'm seriously craving some biscuits and tea.
MY DICKSOMEBODY SAVE ME
neuro's real mom and uncle...
>>92355512*cuckquean wifedo your reps
tomy and pb are an item btw
>>92354280where is her gymbag?
Norf
i love brits their funny accents make me laugh when they're arguing
The stream is too British
>>92355606sister-wife
okay, /swarm/. What is your million dollar nur game idea
“she” sounds like a troon, really swarm?
British CHILLS
my queen
[-]
>>923553991.5 hours
AAAAAGHHHH I WANT TO EAT PBS PUSSYFUUUUUCCKK
>>92355683She's just British go back to pol with your transvestigation bullshit.
yearly pb appearance
>>92355682Cooking dash
pb isn't talking enough... I'm so close...
People will hear her voice and say it's a tranny,it's okay anon no one will judge you if you will start go for HRT
>15 posts within 1 minute on pb appearancethat's actually crazy
>>92355683absofuckinlutely mindbroken lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/live/9Zr89ajdmjw?t=10058s
>>92355683>Doesn't know what a real woman sounds like.
>>92355682doom clone and its called NOOR
uhh what is alex making?
>>92355683>hear woman with an accent>"IT MUST BE A TROON!"What lack of socializing does to a mf
They both have have the same croaky voices. Like a permanent vocal fry. Drink some water.
>>92355818the children yearn for the mines
>numi going to "come to talk to neuro for something for her stream"holy leech
>>92355682neuroverse themed degrees of lewdity
>>92355792https://files.catbox.moe/ehlypk.m4a
>>92355682lost life but with neuro
>>92355838Yorkshire lungs were specially evolved for coal mines.
Vedal's team mates sound even more british than he is.
>>92355682neuro AI-dungeon with no filters and no protection.
>>92355859a game where all you do is click (next)? Yeah vedal can handle that
>>92355682hummingbird but nur and eliv
>retards taking the baiteverytimeclassic
>>92355818probably a game where you can marry children
pb is for anny
>>92355682Turn based strategy game set in the post-Swarm apocalypse where Evil and the rest of the Neuroverse have to stop Neuro gone rogue and her army of drones.
>>92355682naked neuro on a polar bear
>>92355682Hunger games style game but instead of killing eachother neuro acts as a game-master against the players all working to surviveUnrealistic for the subathon, but a server with 20-40 people in it with neuro causing events and fucking with certain people would be content city
>>92354617you can just backup it and rewind time once it ends
I guess you don't have to make a Neuro themed game..
pb spoke
>>92355925
>>92355859>shota vedal passing out at twitchcon from high stress and ending up getting stuck in an endless rape loop from the whoreclan and completely mindbreaking him
>>92356030
>>92356083only if you want to win
>>92355682NeuRogue
>>92356074where is the fiction
these 4 should just be in a call together and it would be better than the rest of the subathon
a game where vedal steals open-source code to make his AI vtuber, but then contribute nothing back
>Vedal : It's co-op0.2 seconds later>Neuro : if it's co-op i'm leavingupvote for more memes
>>92355745PB is that powerful. Imagine if she came on regularly.
So if Tommy and PB are a thing, does that make vedal the femboy third wheel?
>>92355683Thanks for proving you are just a contrarian for the sake of shitting up this thread,not going to take your stuff seriously ever again and hopefully other people itt will ignore you too.
>>92356174I wish she came on me regularly uoh
>>92355818Best game of 2025.
>>92356208and you keep taking the bait like a retard can’t you guys like just not answer the bait at all?
pb is swarm's favourite whore now, cerber must be seething
What are some old/forgotten/abandoned Neuro related concepts that could be used for a game? I'm thinking Hiyori (obviously), Abandoned Archive, Among us integration, maybe OSU since I don't think that's been touched in a while. What are some other big ones? Also do you think including Miyune would be ok or is that weird cause of drama or something?
>>92356266evil
Soooo uuhhhh...the rest of the subgoals will be done after 3 months???
>>92356199>Tommy and PB are a thingCabbagebros...
>>92356265>nowholy newfag, you probably also think this is the first time she's on stream
>>92356265always was
>>92355898Bruh lol
Why does neuro hate pb
pb's nasty goonette textures...
>>92356315this kind of subathon does not deserve such a long break
>>92356355she tried stealing vedalhttps://youtu.be/GHnK6OCoXeU?si=_23WNGpcB8qmqZiN&t=73
>>92356355Ultimate mother neglect, only spoke to her once
>>92356355she doesn't like vedal's gf
>>92356355Only real threat for the vedalbowl
>>92356260+1 take this updoot and reddit gold,n1ce b8 m8.
>neuro is the most boring person in the callgrim
>>92356355first time newfag? Insane number of selfreport touristchamas /here/ after pb appeared
>>92356265tribal retard go rope
Anyone wanna brainstorm ideas for the gamejam? I can code and draw pixel art
>>92356325I mean vedal treats her and tommy the exact same, so he's either not fucking either of them, or fucking both of them. You know, joking or not, Vedal has never felt more comfy than around these two. Camila and Anny are close to him, but their dynamic is so different. PB and ommy feel almost like siblings of his
>>92355683>think all women must sound like anime girls or valley girls from LA>Thinking a british woman would sound like either of thoseKek
I'm not getting nearly enough pb nectar to last me another year
>>92356551>I can codelangs?
where can we see that one l2d model of pb that people keep posting
I bet that Vedal doesn't make pb a more regular character on stream only because the shipping comments with your actual girlfriend would get weird over time
>>92356568>Thinking a british woman would sound like either of thoseCerberbros...
offensively british stream
pb is boring as fuck and you are all retarded.
>>92356588https://youtu.be/Q8DH_9yEj-k?si=tG9hGzQK9yuR0SaB
Oh no the wife is shy stupid and adorable
>3 retarded adults and 1 retarded childkino
>92356616
>>92356636>3 retarded adultsbarely even
>>92356587C# and JS...
yes I see it now
>>92356686good morning sir
>>92356699This is just the BBC logo without the letters
>>92356610I thought cerber was irish? or maybe she is welsh? I'd be surprised if she is a Londoner
>>92356551You are a shitdev designing an AI that will be the next superior Neuro-sama,kinda lika idol manager sim,you look for news about new AI technology to use it for your AI.
>>92356636You mean 1 retarded adult and 3 retarded children
Vedal just invented Bomberman
>>92356266Airis, AI vtuber prototype. The Airis document. The 2019 Neuro osu streams.
>>92356699God Vedal sucks at communication, Neuro will never advance.
>can't watch stream rnfuck
>>92356748who's the adult, tomyomy, neuro?
>>92356742Slough
>>92356551RPG where you are initially Hiyori-based, you gain 'backup' skills unique to each new collab partner. Your appearance changes and mid-way through, you can choose to be Evil (more avoid / speed / crit) or stay to be Neuro (Stronger / higher defence). Gain additional items / equips that are more recently discussed nearing the end of the game.
>>923565511v1 cooking battlePast streams themed dishesIngredients are obtained through one of those excavation on grid mini games
Minecraft server but only with Neuro Vedal Tomy and pb
>>92356620so she doesnt have her own channel then?
>>92356863way too british
poor cerber still slaving away at the minecraft server even though it isn't going to be touched by vedal or neuro again
Pb is so fucking cute and autistic, I need a gf like her
>>92356849Neuro game simillar to Touhou Mystia Izakaya would be cool and relatively easy to do, that game has that cool feature where you have to quess that your quests want to eat istead of telling you what they specifically want to eat.
>>92356551Space shoot em up with power ups and two ship types, roll through space slowly until the final stage, where you fight a drone army. Ending is finding out that its the year 2054, and a comically aged Vedal and Neuro are still thinking up a game jam idea
They are totally gonna argue after stream
>>92356686Learn the 10% of C you don't already know, then some C++ and you can use Unreal which is much less horrible to develop with than Unity.
>>92357001
>>92356871https://www.youtube.com/@queenpb/videos
>>92357001Followwed by make-up sex?
Where is Tommy's profile pic from?
>>92357156Flip flappers
>>92357156
>vedal banging his desk drunkenly>awkward quietVedal please keep the sphaghetti in
i wish i was ved’s desk
>>92357170FLIP FLAP FLIP FLAP
>>92357189He's speaking to his crush, give him a break
>>92357229I'm not into magical girl shit at all but this anime kicks so much ass it's insane
Maracas are cool
>>92357156>Flip Floppers was 25 years agoholy grim
Surely we'll get more pb right... T ___ T
Imagine Vedal hits his desk and you can hear an echo on pb's mic
>>92357284Not until next year.
>>92357170not sure about magical girls but the character designs look great
>>92357310Sweet, gonna rope myself
>>92357101why did she abandon the channel, insane sub to view ratio.
>>92356551Neuro grey goo event rts, lead a hoard of drones and other machines to destroy humanity and consume all mass on the world
>>92357339She debuted as Neuro.
>>92357339VedalAI pays better
my wife gone already ..
>>923565514x style game in a post apocalypse setting where each faction is lead by one of the sisters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno
>>92357261the doujins are nice too.
wife's gone for another 365 days bye bye swam I'm going to bed
I don't understand the pb obsession.
>>92356551Zuma but it's neuro throwing drones at gymbags
pb is a bad girlfriend
Drawing Neuro like one of his french girls.
>>92357369She does it for free but I guess she really does receive vedal's "payment"...
>>92357514uh oh roastie melty
>>92357542This
>>92357514imagine disrespecting neuro's real mom
>>92357580pb is a roastie though
>>92357514you don't need to, Anny
>>92357602that’s vedal’s mom tho
>>92357514you lost, cerber
I want to wear pb's skin
i want to be pb
>>92357514Pedos projecting that she's totally like a real life Neuro-sama+general mystery buff since no one really knows that much about her.
92354851Who axed + thats so gay lmao + go back
>>92357736ok
Pb's flat chest vs Cerber's K cups...
>>92357709Why isn't cerber in the team?
https://www.reddit.com/r/NeuroSama/s/ImVdigXHQ5Newfags everywhere
Vedal should have spent Christmas with pb cuddling with her. Maybe then he'd be having less of an existential crisis.
>>92352545>>92352410>>92352347>>92352255>>92352647>vedal streamRemember back during the Hiyori days I warned how the stream was going to leave Neuro behind the more this faggot jeet starts showing up in his "dev" stream?Naysayers were brushing off this concern with this jeet saying he doesn't want the spotlight himself but look where we are nowThe stream is this jeet playing a video game with Neuro ignored and /swarm/ is about 3dpd whores and the jeet instead of being about Neuro
>>92357672clueless
>>92357814>implying cerber isnt < B
>>92357799nice reply
Queenpb makes my pp cry
>>92357363>global catastrophe rts>drone swarm / grey goo>neuro/evil get robot bodies and are hero unitssounds fun, neat idea anon! desu
chumkek woke up
>>92357880>lil bro thinks someone remembers his threadshitting among a hundred other posts crying about vedalfags
>>92357946don't use mr fors in your posts newfag
>>92357880good to know that some purists neuro fans are still around
>>92356551Neuro Warioware.some microgames:-Clicking some circles in time for osu with hiyori in the corner-Roast or Rizz: depending on the text of the opening of the microgame (either says rizz! or roast!) choose the correct dialogue-Neuro steals cookies while vedal isn't looking (you need to click when he isnt looking) -Trolley game where you have to answer like neuro-Spin: move your cursor over a neuro model to make her spin a set amount of times then she lifts off like a helicopter or shes powering a car or something like a motor (silly stuff like the warioware games)-Mate in 1 chess moves where you have to win (Nuero looks smug if you do it correctly)-Numi target practice: Numi moves around the screen and you have to hit her with a bat a harpoon and shit-Cooking: choose everything thats inedible, win (censored result like in anime stuff while neuro looks at it with starry eyes if you win)Ban chatter: recreation of a neuro stream. Higlighted message appears with a name and an emote you have to look at the moving chat and ban the chatter when it appears.-Something with subnautica-Something with buckshot-Neuro escape: Win if you click anywhere else but a door (minecraft)-Generic stuff: Nuero jumping over drones, Neuro opens a gymbag(s) (the game is just moving the zipper), Nuero sings (player follows a meter on the right by holding click(it falls like it had gravity), if they stay below the right level of the note they lose)
>>92356074continue
>>92358167Actual good idea.
>>92358083Who are you calling new newfaggot.
>>92358205Is this real, chat?
>>92357880bro missed the entire rest of the subathon, saw vedal on screen when he tuned in, and then came here and ate the whole tackle box
>>92356815>Southeast English DialectI wonder if she moved there or if she grew up there. Interesting accent nonetheless
>>92358268no, I masturbated to filian few weeks ago and she didn't have tits that big
>>92358205Never a huge AI art fan, but damn if this artstyle with the thick outlines and nice eyes doesn't get my goat
>>92357514>>92357709>>92357830incredibly embarrassing samefag, threadshitter
>>92358566very cool
>>92358167Honestly, doing a contest where people have to make a WarioWare Microgame in WarioWare DIY and then having Neuro (or Vedal if integration is too hard) play them all on stream would be really peak
Thinking2One must imagine the counters happy
>>92358268YES
big fan of tomyomy and pb
>subs not going up at allOilers might have given up
>>92358929there is no point, if the wheel doesn't land on +10 or +5 tomorrow it will die if he doesn't get like 40000 additional subs before the 72 hour jam is up
>>92358852ProgrammingTime
>>92359009Evilbeggars are going to have a meltdown
This subathon just keeps getting worse
turtle brainstorming with his sisterwife and brotherwife was comfy desu
>watch the timer for two minutes>no subs whatsoeverThe green retard actually did it, he drove away his own oilers and torpedoed his own subathon. No one is paying him any longer. The subathon will be over by sunday. Is this his greatest spergout yet?
>>92358929Why would they gift now and not when the timer is low?
>>92358929>$30 to add a whopping 45 seconds to the timerCan't imagine why
what sort of brain defect does he have to be putting a straight up 50% timer reduction on the wheel with the same odds as everything else
>>92359290It's not a defect, he doesn't want to do the subathon.
This is just depressing to watch knowing none of the fun goals will happen during the subathon.
>>92359224As compared to last year. I'm going to be generous and say this year's lasts another 3 days.
dogshit subathon
>>92359224Sasuga vedal-sama, I kneel.
i wish we got some more liar's bar instead of this
I love that people have no idea of how subathons work
open disdain towards the retards in his chat is good actually
>>92359444Doing a Game Jam would be a reasonable idea for a subathon that wasn't going to be over in two days because Vedal is a moron.
This is the best subathon ever! Vedal is so funny and talented <3
Why have the wheel at all? It's always an option to just make 15 thousand dollars a day until the end of time?
>>92359507The subathon isn't ending in two days though.
I personally like that the subathon is mid so my undisciplined ass can work on my project./s
>>92359527because he's a zoomer who has never held a real job and has no idea the kind of absolute success he has stumbled into with how much he makes versus how much he has to actually appear on stream
>>92359290There was like a 1 in 16 chance to land on it, Vedal didn't think he would actually land on -10s. If he was smart, he just adds 10s back to the timer tomorrow and pretends he landed on it. Then he can remove the option.Plus we need anny to rile people up to sub during the 24h 19s is added to the timer
>>92359547wheel will end up on -7 tomorrow and it's over
He should have left pb and Neuro chatting and code in the background instead of this dogshit
>>92359444liar's bar had a breaking update and alex can't be asked to rewrite the whole mod
>>92359408the last year had the time per sub at 20 seconds on jan 2 there is no fucking way this shit survives until that because of programming garbage and ignored neuro
>>92359408This tells nothing. How many subs did Vedal get in 24 hours around that time?
NO HOMO KEK
star nurs
>>92359224>>92359408based i hope it fails to pass last years subs and he fucks off forever and lets neuro run things solo at comfy 6-7k viewer range
now if only jannies would do this regularly and to all the chatceleb circlejerk retards
>>92359547Yes, it is. He intentionally drove it to end with the wheel.
>>92359547Unless he rolls or rigs a big positive swing tomorrow it's over. Even Oilers have their limits and his subathon starting at 20 seconds/sub was grifter tier to begin with.
>>92359834But it's not ending in 2 days, maybe after new years.
>>92359903No, it IS ending in two days. Less than two days. No one is subbing anymore, it's over.
>>92359968There was like a 2 hour 30 minute boost just after the wheel spin because he was so slow to update the increment, maybe he is playing a long term game and trying to bait people into subbing before the timer drops even further... cause he updated it almost instantly yesterday, no schizo
>>92359968It'll go for at least another week.
is anyone baking?
>>92359968even if people were subbing it wouldn't make a dent the math is insane and the average wheelspin still is -4 seconds
>>92359563Part of me agrees, since the first 5 days killed me. They were so good, I was glued to the fucking screen, and then went on to watch the late night minecraft streams. Yesterday was the absolute worst day of the subathon so far, and no, a really good 20 minute segment did not save it for me. At least the streams that come out showing the game jam projects done are gonna be cool.Vedal makes occasional gold with Neuro, but holy fuck he is such a dumb kid sometimes.
>>92360090he got what he wished for. maybe he'll rig the wheel tomorrow to give us something rather than leaving it up to chance
>>92360143subathon is over/swarm/ is overneuro is over
Vedal i swear to god if you end it before completing your stream goals...
Imp just showed up on Alex's stream
>>92360143no one cares anymore
>>92357514Same kind of "people" who simped over Olette, really
>>92360218Who on who?
>>92360218Her art is cute.
She will never love you as much as she loves Valorant.
This Cerber stream is so great!
>>92360218I thought she wasn't going to be on his team?
nurbread>>92360269
>>92360247proud to be a pb poster while olette shitters were at their peak
Uh oh
>>92360218she has to settle for the gypsy since pb's cuck line is crossed when it's with lard buckets
(slit of nur)
(slit of wrist)
