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My wife has a girlfriend and that's okay.

>>92408961
Would you invite me to the Eimi gangbang

tenmaballs

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TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 39

>>92408942
Do women actually enjoy getting spanked?

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Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>92409202
If you're a 9 women enjoy anything

sex horny cum

ah fuck I forgot to update the week again

>>92409271
Shut up Eimi

>>92409202
they seem to from my experience

shamona. hee hee

>>92408942
wife
wrath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS08G3pAUiA

do you think Memory spends all her time chasing Kuromi in gatchas and that's why she is so bad at actually playing video games?

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Runie Ruse!

>>92409697
state of her boobs?

>>92409797
saggy(perfect)

>>92409202
50 Shades of Grey is a barely edited Twilight fanfic that got printed and immediately became a global bestseller. Think about that for a moment.

would you pick
Pico boobs (zero sag)
or
Runie boobs (all the sag)

>>92409202
Women enjoy getting spanked almost as much as men enjoy having their ears kissed by a woman.
I.e
It's an aquired taste but once they're turned onto it they stick with it.

>>92410000
I'll stick with Lumi (25% sag)

>>92410000
Runie
also nice numbers

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>>92410000
Runie's runies.

Erina op, would smash

I feel depressed without my oshi

how large are downloaded youtube VODs (90 mins) generally? no way they are more than 1 GB right?

>>92409202
their favorite kind of abuse making em feel like a little girl

>>92410224
I feel depressed with my oshi

>>92410380
gofile for Airi's last unarchived karaoke was 4gigs. It is what it is

>>92410380
Christmas Carol Van 2.8 gb
Euphoria anniv 2.3 gb
Wemi/Muyu loli stream 8.1 gb (that one was 6 hours though)
In 1080p 60fps

I feel depressed

>>92410380
A 90 minute 1080p VOD will usually be around 2 GB, but this will wildly vary with what's happening. Generally an Elden Ring playthrough will be much larger than a powerpoint presentation since the latter compresses a lot better.

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(You) will go to phase friend Offkai and have lots of sex, right anon?

Will Lumi cancel again because of the neighbour situation?

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Since it's going to be Offkai season again, I wonder if Ludnig posting and shilling is going to spike again

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NOW (Literally right now)
Utatane Nasa (10:00UTC | LIVE | Minecraft Zoo - Female VTuber Server)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX54vNStqDc

SOON
Dead hours

LATER
Kaneko Lumi (17:00UTC | 4h5m | Twitch)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Phase Connect (21:00UTC | 8h5m | Phase Weekly w/ Dizzy & Sakana)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtiCIe6WBtQ
Dizzy Dokuro (22:00UTC | 9h5m | Slice & Dice)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLIXv97eNWs
Pipkin Pippa (02:00UTC | 13h5m | 24h of Civilisation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z215oZuhKgk
Kannagi Loki (03:00UTC | 14h5m | Squid Game S2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSjfSUA-JcY
Fujikura Uruka (03:30UTC | 14h35m | Violin Karaoke - Shorts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YI_LyC1FnU
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | 15h5m | Members Only: Game Night)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL7YOGuj1L0
Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | 20h5m | Cover Premiere: SHANTI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ2kTUGrF3s
Gram Pico (09:00UTC | 20h5m | Zatsu: 2024 Idol Music Awards)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Ayase Yuu (10:00UTC | 21h5m | Members Only: Japan Geoguesser)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kokoromo Memory (12:00UTC | 23h5m | Zatsu: Christmas Lights - ASMR Mic)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olqUOKkDDww

Notes:
>Rie is reading Maros at the end of the week https://marshmallow-qa.com/himemiyarie
>Remi is taking New Years Resolutions https://forms.gle/QwyB9X9fVzkzq7Fs8
>Remi is taking Fumo & Bean pics https://forms.gle/ksfLPkkLcK7rnNCVA
>Clara is guerrilla schedule for the month
>Maid Café schedule https://files.catbox.moe/h7qdwc.jpg

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Tenma, Shiina, Remi, Panko, Airi, Jelly, Runie, Saya, Muyu, Hina & Eimi

>>92410950
She'll love bomb for 45min straight how she has the best and most understanding community and play some sort of space sim instead of Factorio

>>92410950
She'll have a different excuse next time

Interesting spacing between those messages.

>>92411086
She said something about doctor's appointments this year. My bet is on that.

>>92411040
>Since it's going to be Offkai season again
It's in 6 months

I'm was thinking...

>>92411040
it felt like they were at a con every 2 weeks

>>92411477
Bad Gumi!

no

>>92411892
stinky

Boner

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Hag sex

>>92411367
I was making a cheeky reference since he's been busy as Dec 23 iirc, but posts about him /here/ dried up quickly after November first for whatever reason

Lumi hasn’t tweeted a single thing since last night.
She’s always doomscrolling on twitter for hours and retweeting stuff but last night there was nothing.
Given her strange behavior and made up excuse to cut stream short yesterday I think it’s obvious something’s up.

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>>92411938
please

>>92411982
Lumi should doomscroll me instead

>>92412009
Strangely erotic

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Can /pcg/ help me get laid??? Asking for a friend.

>>92411982
Lumi should cock and ball torture me to relax

>>92411982
She's having a breakdown after reading /here/

>>92412111
No. Go away.

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nini peeceegee

>>92411982
She knows the gig is up

>>92412111
go to offkai for the capipi gay orgy

>>92412162
o-o-oh ok.....

>>92412166
GN

>>92412111
Think for just a minute about where you are

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I love Runie
She a cutie

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>>92411982
Thoughts?

>>92411982
You're speculating about someone who streams 4-5 hours max, is supposedly active keeping in shape and goes outside on the regular yet needs to find more time to go to the gym. It's staring you in the face anon

>>92412245
do you have a highish quality image of the Runie daki both sides?

>>92412111
Yeah, either pay for it or find a frumpy chick if you need it quick for some reason but it's really not all that great if it's not with someone important to you.

>Hime never posted tits
She's made an enemy for life

Nasa cute!

>>92412493
there is still 3 days left until the end of the year

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>>92409697

https://files.catbox.moe/20ir0q.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/c34fxw.jpg

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>>92412615

>>92412493
She did but when she was much thinner. She probably gained a cup size or 2 by now

>>92411982
I dont know why but I was genuinely concerned she was going to be kidnapped.

>>92412779
Holy mother of schizophrenia.

>>92411982
this sounds like projection of your own insecurities not being connected to the net though. people actually function like that?

words cant even describe how hard im about to beat my cock to furry jelly art

Should I play a train game or a sex game today

>>92412592
banger

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>>92412615

Should I clean my apartment or sleep all day today

>>92412829
Don't engage with the mentally ill.

fellow 4 channers what's the sexiest SEX you've ever sexed? any SEX havers in chat? based so fucking zased

>>92412897
Tchoo! Tchoo!

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Shooka Mooka is good.

I actually had a wet dream about Erina. Even when she’s away she wants my semen all to herself so bad bros

>>92413024
Save your soiled underwear and send to the phase wearhouse. I'm sure fishman would be a bro and send it to her!

>>92413024
>Nonny making spurties for mommy even when asleep
Good boy

>>92412966
lol cya I'm leaving /pcg/ & stop watching Phase now

>>92413000
Do you really think I'd be here if I had pussy to fuck or dick to suck?

>>92413022
i like it a lot too

>>92413144
plz don't leave :'(

I miss Saya

Where do you think he'll go?

It's obvious that Lumi married. Everything she does screams "I'm doing things with my husband when I'm not live". Even just the fact that she works consistently and is motivated instead of being a bed-rotting femcel that can't even show up to streams has the stink of a mentally well-adjusted person that's likely in a relationship.

>>92413134
my dick twitched reading that. chat am i cooked

>>92413320
She'll graduate soon enough so you don't have to care for her anymore.

>>92413391
delet this

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phase girl for this feel?

>>92412792
Not really my sister got robbed by someone who pulled something like that.

>>92412897
why not both?

>>92413320
Same, saya needs more love.

>>92413391
but enough about Gura

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I love Shiina!

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>>92412966
>tfw not engaged to a mentally ill tard wife

>>92413423
suspiciously looks like Alice

why is everyone playing miside that game is dogshit

>>92413022
it grew on me a little but it's still mid
Runie spoiled me with her orisongs

>>92412962
Attend to the answer, clean half your apartment, take fat nap after.

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what are you fools up to this morning?

>>92413540
alright. what do you find bad about it? the game is really well made with a good script and voice acting

>>92413423
Amy

>>92410000
Runie easily

>>92413573
I'm apart of the cursed. Active only during dead hours but I enjoy /pcg/ having to deal with ignoring the 2nd wave of shit posters in the next few hours.
Right now Mint's 24 hour karaoke can keep me sane.

>>92413573
watching nasa play minecraft

>nasa over
it's over

>>92413573
waiting for the vet to open

>>92413573
PoE + Erina vod

>>92413378
Good for her. However I don't care what streamers do outside of their characters they play

>>92413573
Speculating

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>>92413668

>>92413573
Thinking about taking another stab at re-writing Athena's ASS into some format that doesn't require Windows to run.

>>92413423
Lies come from the ones who claim they are, while the ones who speak nothing of it are perhaps true, yet without a guarantee.

>>92413739
meds

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>>92413692
i will do it again

>>92413766
I'm taking them daily as prescribed.

now what?

>>92413692
God I hope she does this again/10

Masturbation has lost it's fun

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>>92413787

>>92413802
It's okay. Now you can read Warhammer books.

>>92413802
then stop doing it

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>>92413000
Never had sex-desu

>>92413577
I find the writing bad, like clearly written by ESL.
The gameplay is ass. It's basically a walking simulator with light puzzles that are way too easy. Too many shitty minigames. I don't get the purpose of those minigames. They serve no real purpose to enhance the main gameplay loop. The jumpscares are ass (it's not scary).
Story is meh. Some parts just don't really make sense and it feels unfinished.
JP voice acting is fine, but the lines themselves are a little awkward, as if written by non native JP, which is I guess understandable.
The character motivations are unclear. Why is PsychoMita so obsessed with collecting cartridges. Why did she lock up KindMita. How does KindMita know all these stuffs and not the other Mitas, etc.
The only redeeming quality I saw is that the character models are cute, and there is some room for improvement with the overall story, script and the characters if they got more polished. The main gameplay is still ass.
I could go on but this feels like one of those shitty indie horror games Steam puts on dozes a week.

Best 2024 highlights of your oshi?

>>92413573
had to call credit card company because they thought my application was fraud, got a haircut, now playing wh40k rogue trader, and need to clean my apartment later.

>>92413787
I start prowling for cute girls
https://www.youtube.com/live/lU6x4e2Nao4?si=L8toeAxoRn64ydO2

>>92413850
I don't have an oshi but watching Lumi play Call of Duty really helped me get through a hard time getting over my old oshi.

>>92413846
I think your problem is cute girls don't turn you on

>>92413840
liar, all panko posters are cool sex havers

>>92413909
Don't trust Lumi

>>92413909
You say she isn't your oshi, so then why specifically her that helped you get through a hard time?

>>92413909
I guess Lumi made an impression on you even if you don't consider her your oshi

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Dead Hours
Phase Friend Yura is building Gunpla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSWgs71B77Q
Phase Friend Ebi is playing Warframe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgzi3eQNUtA
Phase Friend Thinkerbella is singing
https://www.twitch.tv/thinkerbella

>>92413953
To be honest I sought Lumi out specifically because she was the antithesis of everything my old oshi was, especially when it comes to GFE. I thought
>I need to watch a vtuber that is completely and totally anti-GFE
and Lumi popped into my mind. Also because Lumi streams during normal daylight hours for me.

>>92413846
to expand a bit about why I hit you with >>92413925. Game is a horror title story / love sim. The line options I agree are a bit contrived going on rails from what you would personal choose or consider but it presents its story very well. As for motivation it's easy enough and the game does a good job at disarming you from being too critical of flaws which is a good approach to the entire experience.
Psycho is yandere and suffered existential purpose, the other versions are interesting enough to cause you to play through it all which is great. Your criticism is sound but on the existence of the genre itself which is a bit ehh in my opinion. These games are designed to be relatively quick and streamer friendly nowadays.

>>92414059
>warframe
that game sucked away too much time from me.

>>92414067
You attempt a logical approach to choosing who to watch, and that's respectable. Be aware however that one's heart may lead you away from where your mind wishes to be.

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Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCCY25UXT0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J60YLBzIcuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wzB9T6k7I

https://wheelofnames.com/x9y-hck
https://pastebin.com/53VKyjcE

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>>92414059
How do I make her Phase friend. Spill the secret ways.

>>92414059
That Ebi girl is pretty cute and talks a lot

>>92414067
>anti-GFE
Lmao, not since becoming friends with Dizzy.

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>>92412166
Nini Picofriend!!

>>92413631
I didn't want to say anything to risk bringing them back, but yeah I always backread when I wake up and I can see why you said that. It's also sad to see the amount of people that get gaslit by that shit. Like the Lokiposter from last night. Remember when that was the most peaceful time for this thread? I really don't get it.

>>92414207
Eh. My heart is closed for business now. I'm done playing that game. If I had to reflect on the experience, the majority would be negative.

>>92414376
If Lumi actually started saying "I love you" and making kissy noises into her microphone I would probably just stop watching the stream and go see what Tenma's up to.

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>>92413909
>modern men consider moving from one egirl to another a "hard time" that is gotten over by watching said egirl play calladooty

>>92414354
https://x.com/NellNEXAS/status/1786995834720325856
cafe lounge music is my weakness and her voice hits.

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Been away for a couple of days, did Lumi save her neighbors life while I was gone or what?

>>92414419
That peace hasn't existed for a year now. For the 6 months before that our dead hours were very very chill. I can only sum it up as Phase grew too large for some number / tribal fags.

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*blocks you in the hallway*
What do?

>>92414445
You're on /vt/ on a Saturday? Why are you talking shit

>>92414503
kiss her lips

Does anyone have the Loki christmas stream??

>>92414485
No they died and she's taking care of their kids.

>>92414427
>If Lumi actually started saying "I love you" and making kissy noises into her microphone I would probably just stop watching the stream and go see what Tenma's up to.
real, watching Lumi is like getting an instant dose of post-nut clarity

>>92414445
We all carry stones on our backs up a hill. Some are capable of holding larger ones than others, but a common goal amongst us is shared, and that's reaching the summit.

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>bitch thinks anyone knows who she is
Ain't she fucking precious?

Back from prowling. Potential?
https://youtu.be/A_UpJqScyvc?si=IqEdgC35adIyVxZS

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Guess I should give you tards context, cause I know most of you are too much of a chud to have a twitter.

Also don't be surprised when most of the talents disappear for a week again. Pippa's dropped you all the hints you need this time.

>>92414604
Phase connect?

>>92414627
why does she have so many meds?

>>92414601
easy there xQc

>>92414690
Who is xQc?

>>92414683
vtuber. Would link to a JP article saying 50% of them are crazy over there but lazy

>>92414604
>bitch thinks anyone cares about his off-topic anti-oshi

>>92414716
the last person I have heard using that quote

>>92412252
Coffee!

Why is IT starting so early today?

>>92414738
>he thinks it's only true for Japan

>>92414777
I looked him up. Havn't watched him. I believe what I said applies to that man.

>>92414675
Okay and?
I can survive a couple weeks without streams.
It sucks she's being coy about it beforehand but that's not changing unless she goes on medication and people will consider that a massive betrayal.
Stop making this more of a problem than it is.

>>92414870
nahh I know the EN side is more than 80%. Watching Clear Rocket suffer as her group raises funds. JP market is suffering.

Schizo hours begin now.

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>>92414962
>stop complaining about when a streamer doesn't stream
>she doesn't owe you anything chud

>>92411076
we used the wrong recipe if you cant find us

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>>92412252
I think Proctor's a newfag because Xalamon's been with Phase since day 1 and the only one who kept trying to force that he came here with Lumi was fucking Henri.

>>92415020
>we used the wrong recipe if you cant find us
???

>>92415044
Every time people mention Lumi having a "meltdown" or "losing her shit" about groomer comments they're talking about a literally nothing where she sarcastically made fun of the comment for like 15 seconds and rolled her eyes.

>>92414961
Applies to everyone actually, but I was trying to help him in particular at that moment.

>>92415044
Well that's a cursed name I haven't heard in a while.

>>92415014
Being disingenuous doesn't win you any points. It's going to happen. It's unfortunate. That's just the way the cookie crumbles. Conserve your strength or you won't have any left when the event actually happens.

>>92415108
nta but last time she got salty and visibly shaken and went on a 5 minute rant from that "I'm so ungroomable" tts

>>92415108
You're a newfag too. Don't try and educate me on a topic again.

>>92415003
You can legit set your clock based on it.

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>>92414962
The thread will be shit for 3 weeks.
Stop making everything about yourself you irrelevant retard.
Let's make it clear right now - the talents will be gone for 7-10 days in June. You won't get streams.
If we're all on the same page hopefully no one spergs out this time.

Who's getting shilled at the end of this raid?

>>92415178
>Stop making everything about yourself you irrelevant retard.
For real, Pippa doesn't stream and suddenly you retards come out of the woodworks crying
>HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME????
It's pathetic.

Did you guys know that the starfish is a relative of the sea urchin?

>>92415228
i did not know that anon

>>92415228
I didn't know that, thanks for teaching me something today! :DDD

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>>92415228
It makes sense now that you mention it, starfish are almost spiky.

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I think Kaneko Lumi is very intelligent and entertaining. I do not wish her harm nor do I want to have sex with her.

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>>92415228
I did not, thanks anon!!

>>92415228
Have you ever kissed one?

>>92415279
Today, anon lied.

>>92415228
Lumi should play Zeus Master of olympus, there's sea urchin in it

There are as many as 2,000 species of starfish one that even has 30 arms, and the way they eat is by pushing their stomach out of their mouth and directly digesting their prey.

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hello anon should I keep playing gfl2 or azur lane

Kaneko Lumi does not wish you harm nor does she want to have sex with you. We are at peace.

Kaneko Lumi from Phase-Connect: She does not wish you harm.

>>92415228
Interesting, I have a fun fact too, did you know after the humans only the honeybees can distinguish between even and odd numbers?
Yep small but smart bee

>>92415399
How do we know dolphins and whales can't do the same? I have heard they are also very smart.

>>92415178
>If we're all on the same page hopefully no one spergs out this time
If trying to prevent that was your goal it didn't come across this way I'm afraid.
>Let's make it clear right now - the talents will be gone for 7-10 days in June.
Lia, Uruka and Pippa will be gone for 7-10 days in June.
Possibly Airi but Airi is gone so much and has a much lower presence so it's all the same. Runie, Ember and Eimi will lose two or three days.
>Stop making everything about yourself you irrelevant retard.
That was not my goal — I simply stated how I felt about a post I saw.

>>92415399
Holy shit, really? I've seen dogs able to count though, so surely they must be able to as well, right? Why only honey bees?

>>92415298
I would like to eat one

>>92415449
Lessons learned = 0
Must be a pipning.

>>92415178
>hopefully no one spergs out
ah, a fellow dreamer!

in other news a small corpo made one of their talents publicly apologise for tweeting a meme about hag fertility

>>92415375
my waifu dolls aren't in gfl2 so azur lane

>>92415178
>just stop caring
>quit having standards for anything and you won't care

would you date eimi

>>92415726
Only if she always pays for whatever we are doing including sex

>>92415726
I would, it sounds fun. I would also like the freedom to date a few other girls too though.

STREAM STREAMER STREAM

>>92415529
Honestly? I think I would too

>>92415438
>>92415459
Honeybees doesn't even 1 million neurons, yet they can perform all kind of advanced tasks, it shouldn't be that surprising they are smarter then we think, you look to the structure of their nest and it's a science wonder.
Maybe other animals are also smarter than we think, it needs to be proven, in the case of honeybee it was

>>92415726
If she looks like that Mexican chick that cosplays her on twitter - maybe.
If she looks like a fat filippina - no. This White dick ain't meant for brown vaginas and fat rolls.

>>92414485
yes, she's a paramedic now

>>92415825
Hey, that's a good point! That reminds me of ants too!

I'm so excited to hear Lumi's story today.

>>92415279
>nor do I want to have sex with her.
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>92415726
Maybe

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>>92415825
What if we genetically modified bees to 3d print our homes. Wouldn't that be wild?

>>92415726
Eimi is honestly ideal. Nice, soft, likes to drink, enjoys weebshit, likes singing, loves both of her parents a lot (this one's honestly my #1 requirement — I just don't find parental issues attractive even if it's not her fault).

>>92415949
Wholesome and based

>>92415894
me too anon, I imagine we'll know immediately whether she's lying

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>>92415992
It's never a question of IF Lumi is lying.
It's a question of HOW MUCH.

>>92415992
You know that she could be reading /here/ getting ideas on how to craft her answer, right?

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Hoochie mama I love Runie!

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>>92415399
Big Brained Bee

>>92416070
she's done this before

>>92416149
Talents, mods or phase staff would never come here to astroturf or read threads please take your meds

>>92415949
I think all of that seems exceptional except for the drinking part. Almost assuredly friend material, though

>>92416149
So then stop talking about the things she wants you to talk about, as she will use it against you and you'd run the risk of falling for an illusion you unwittingly helped her create.

>>92416202
>mods
Yep. I ain't here.

>>92416351
based

I am madly in love with Phase Connect streamer Kaneko Lumi

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>>92416351

Move and I'll shoot, wait a minute I said that wrong. Shoot and I'll move, in an instant

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Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

>>92416485
how about we shoot each other?
in the mouth.
with our cum.

>>92416462
why?

>>92416578
it's so easy to spot a german adjacent on 4chan...

I didn't know anon played touhou

>>92415726
easily. even with her tumblr shit she just seems so easy to talk and hang out with.

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I think Michiru is pretty neet.

>>92415825
animal cells can build an entire body from scratch - and yet, we don't regard the cells themselves as intelligent

>>92416656
I'm only a little German from my Grandfather, while I'm mostly Italian (half) from my late father (may his soul be at peace) and Spanish (a quarter) from my mother.

>>92416734
I'm hoping Michi gets into GTA along with Pico. I can see Kaleido getting into a JP server one day.

>>92416759
You're saying that sperm cells are intelligent and deserve their own independant rights?

>>92416759
>we

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>no streams for 5 hours
>the first stream is a Dizzy & Sakana stream

>>92416759
We do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75k8sqh5tfQ

>>92416929
Pretty good bait

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>>92416867

>>92417022
Meh. I'll wait for Pippa's 24 hour chudathon.

>>92417022
Isn't Lumi supposed to be on in an hour?

>>92415726
Sounds pretty fun desu

>>92417064
I'm actually half serious.

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>>92416622
She has a very pleasant singing voice, she plays the kind of games i like most of the time and other times justmakes them entertaining even if I personally don't care much for them, she is a huge dork and most stories from other girls paint her as such, I love her laugh and really like when she squeaks, I love all her bad accents, I think they're funny, I love how bratty she gets sometimes during stream when the game gets tough or she dies, I like how she expects her chat to be able to read her mind, I like how she gets mad when people call her a giga stacey, I like that she can yap about basically nothing for several hours straight and not run out of things to say, I like how she just lets her people make fun of her or call her retarded and sometimes gives it right back, I love her singing, many things that would probably make this post too long

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>>92416867
I don't wish this hell to anyone

>>92417127
Yeah but that's on twitch

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I don't think saya is gunna stream till next year and I'll be honest bros I'm feeling demoralized

>>92416929
I'm saying bees and ants are overrated
they just do what every single complex organism already does, but on a different scale
they carry out patterns that evolution has wired into them - patterns they have no hope of ever understanding

>>92417152
You have romantic feelings for her?

>>92417209
I'll buy another 200 in Sayacoin just to spite you

>>92417209
she's gunna stream her piss into my mouth

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>>92417250
Sometimes I do, but then I remember she's just an anime girl on the internet, I live on the other side of the US, I've never even sent a chat in with channel, and I shouldn't get parasocial for a girl I've never met and probably won't. /pcg/ is my outlet for these feelings so they dint build up to an unpleasant degree and I become just another schizo. Or I'll watch a friend of hers and that calms the parasocial feelings.

Kaneko Lumi

saya must genuinely hate me or something

>>92417022
>"NO MALES. NO MALE BRANCH MALE COLLABS HATE."
>OH MY GOD IS THAT SAKANA!? DUDE HE'S SO FUNNY AND COOL XD
>DIZZY I'M GONNA DONATE TO THE PHASE OFFICIAL CHANNEL TO GIVE IT TO SAKANA DIRECTLY LMAAAAAAAAAO
>PLEASE MAKE MORE FISHMAN MERCH TO GO WITH MY MUG
>MAKE SURE HE'S ON ALL THE OFFICAL ART :D
Where the fuck did fishniggers come from? Is it just holorefugees who brought their Yagoo faggotry with them?

>>92417383
Nice job keeping it together

>>92417420
She's just in it for the free money. Don't take it personally anon

>>92417405
When is Kaneko Lumi?

>>92417420
You must hate yourself if you ever expected anything from her

YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO KEEP YOUR STORY STRAIGHT THIS TIME WHORE
YOU LIE AND LIE AND LIE AND LIE
WE ALL KNOW YOU LIE WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE HIDING THE REAL REASON YOU CUT STREAM SHORT YESTERDAY
COME CLEAN OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES

>>92417533
I don't appreciate you using your tone of voice with my wife in that way. Go back.

saya has claimed another try someone else

>>92417533
Please try being a little more calm

>>92417563
chat is this real?

>>92417420
Hello this is Saya Sairroxs of Phase Connect third generation. To address your concerns, yes I do hate you. Have a pleasant day.

>>92417563
>>92417605
there's no way a single guy made it past no man's land this guy is hallucinating
the fact he's running that fast without a bayonet means this guy isn't real or has lost his mind

>>92417533
Go off king

Why does Lumi lie?

How many lies? How many lies? How many lies did you fucking say to me you dumb cunt?
I knew everything. I knew everything the entire fucking time, and I just wanted to see how much would you lie to me.
My heart was so pure. My heart was so golden. My heart was so innocent, and you lied, and you lied, and you lied, AND YOU LIED, AND YOU LIED! AND LIED! AND LIED! AND YOU LIED TO ME!
YOU!
LIED!
TO ME!
YOU BITCH!
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER... AND OVER AGAIN! THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT OUT OF LIFE?!!?
You dumbfuck e-whore. You dumbfuck piece of shit trash garbage BITCH!
I gave you so much. I used to never be this kind of person. I was a person who was a sweet baby angel. A person who I could uhh... take the pain.
But you. Hohoh no, you. You are one special case. Of retard.
How the fuck... do you treat me the way you did?
Know what's gonna happen to you? You're gonna be alone. You're gonna be alone. You're gonna be alone.
YOU!
ARE GOING TO BE!
A LONELY!
BITCH!
Because that's what you desrve~
You deserve to be alone. Forever, and ever and ever. One day you're gonna kill yourself. You dumbfuck, e-whore. Bitch.
You raped me. You raped my brain. You raped my heart. You raped my soul. Over many months.
YOU! RAPED! ME! YOU! RAPED! ME! YOU! RAPED! ME! YOU! RAPED! ME! YOU! RAPED! ME! YOU! RAPED! MEE! You raped me. You raped me.
I exposed myself to you and you raped me. And what you're going to get is... WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
STUPID!
E-WHORE!
BITCH!!!

>>92415726
while I do find her personality attractive I would not date her, I have to many different world views from her it wouldn't work out and would just make me angry

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>>92417383
The OGRE has fallen in love with the Streamer
*audience laughs*


On a serious note though, i'm glad you you are on top of it and don't let it control you. I hope you meet a cute gf that's similar to Lumi.

>>92417670
>I hope you meet a cute gf that's similar to Lumi.
Don't do that, anon. Don't give that man false hope.

>>92417658
For much of the same reason all of humanity does

>>92417632
Saya would say this

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>>92411076
Moo! >>92415020 means our bread. Schedule-san. Moo~!

>>92417605
yeah Airi lead the charge and sadbee got separated in the trenches

I'm pretty sure Saya loves me in particular

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>>92417741
Wrong image.... moo.... I'm too used to using the glasses...

I don't get it. If Lumi isn't GFE or unicorn friendly why does she go to such lengths to avoid discussing certain topics?

I wanna punch Saya in the stomach really hand then hold onto her gasping body and maybe like hug it

>>92417816
Why should she discuss them? I don't understand your reasoning.

>>92417150
Sperm cells can respond in a limited capacity to external stimuli. However, they are very likely incapable of cognitive thought. The way a sperm cell may "think" could be likened to how a computer is designed to "think". Operationally. Please don't give them citizenship

>>92417826
This but without the punching

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I have something to confess. The cool facts about starfish earlier came from this.

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I've known a lotta girls before
What's the harm in knowing one more?
Maybe we could even get together
Maybe you could break my heart next summer
Why bother?
It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
It won't happen to me anymore

>>92417816
the same reason she wears a whore-model

Imagine beating Saya and she cowers in a corner crying begging you to stop but you don't

>>92417900
I always thought it'd be kronii that graduates first desu

Who did Lumi kill now?

>>92417816
Lumi does not approve of your noticing.

>>92417816
>go to such lengths
Not talking about whatever it is you're schizing about isn't really a complicated endeavor.

>>92417932
how do you wear a model

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>>92417816
That kind of noticing isn't good for anyone anon

>>92417996
how else do you change models?

>>92417816
Lumi is GFE for people who
A) like tsunderes
B) are either irony poisoned or in denial about wanting GFE as they see it as pathetic
C) were raised by cold parents/slavs so genuine emotion and expressions of love frighten them so they need a girl to be distant and mean to feel comfortable
D) are reddit pseudo intellectuals who pretend to be 6'9 multimillionaires on 4chan

>>92417915
It's all going to be alright. Imagine something happy and allow that thought to become a warm light that envelops you.

>>92415044
>I think Proctor's a newfag
No fucking shit, never heard of the dude for like the first year and half at least and faggots like this can never abide not making a public ass of themselves regularly

>>92417939
Saya's dad made this post

Panko should play assasins creed 2

>>92418075
Brotherhood is better

"Lumi" is just a skinsuit, operated by a sweaty little Lolumi.

>>92418075
She should play all the Ezio games

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I am here to remind you all Pippa listens to Brothers of Metal and Sabaton and yet her corpo forces her to sing shit like "ice cream machine".

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>>92418102

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>>92418102
Reminds me of Switch-tan

>>92417915
Sleep 8 hours every night.
Drink water.
Take walks. Exercise.
Eat vegetables.
There is more to life than gf.

>>92418054
>B
>C
Is it bad if a girl likes you and your first thought is why tho?