>>93019204
neuroSoCute!

neurcun to the moon

hart~

SELL CUNY 469.20

stupid tutel spent 5 hours talking to a girl

>>93019435
Smart Tutel spent 5 hours talking to his friend and coworker

>>93019425
becoming a CUNY oil baron

>>93019435
Talking to his wife you mean.

>>93019435
i just spent the last five hours rewatching, it felt like a deepdive interview and my only regret is that they weren't drinking and fucking

>>93019483
sexy tutel gave me 5 hours of schlick material pretending I am ellie and he is talking to me

>>93019552
https://voca.ro/15Z6ZDwyARLu

>>93019575
>https://voca.ro/15Z6ZDwyARLu
i was not ready ffor that fuck

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Evil love!

I don't work - Vedal

>>93019197
>>93019071
Agreed with that anon, would be better if it was its own market at least, so that it's unaffected.
I don't really wanna have neuro go against her collab partners or sister, stock wise, but shipping marketplace stocks is a fucking gold mine of an idea

waiting for the greggs stream so I can be a billionaire with my rgb stock

>>93019575
behave

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MILE

>>93019685
we will make greggilions swarmfriend

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>>93019575

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>>93019649
The sparkle eyes are a great addition to evils charm

>>93019675
you could just add the shipping stocks to their original counterparts is what I am saying, there is too much overlap between Ellie stock and Vellie stock to justify having both for instance

>>93019575
Was this today? Don't tell me I missed live vedalASMR...

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>>93019811

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>best ship
>canon
>hot
>no stocks
explain

>>93019675
Ships are like crypto, the rest of the stocks are like the actual market. It makes sense considering how volatile ships are,

>>93019797
if you cropped that to be just evil it would make an incredible reaction image to snoozer streams

>>93019865
How? People simply talking about Anny isn't the same as a Certified Shipper Moment happening on stream and pumping discussion in a small burst.

>>93019890
There's a reason devanon didn't add neurdal or cun

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>vedal saves mini's career
>proceeds to virtually rape him

>>93019958
yeah but I dont think people who bought Anny stock to talk about Anny would be opposed to having their imaginary money go up because shipping started happening

>>93019919
What I mean by this is to have two markets - the shipping market and the /swarm/ market.

>>93020056
sounds like a threadsplit type idea honestly

>>93020010
This is one of those same 5 pedos I see on twitter.

>>93020010
vedal cant trust any of these women

>>93019883
It was anon. He said he was going to tuck chat in along with Evil and then whispered that. Can't believe you missed that shit. It was right before he put her to sleep.

>>93019919
The more volatile stocks are more fun though, anon! Vedal stock will forever be high, unless he makes a girl on screen cry or some shit. And at that point, that'd be a toital market decline.
>>93020056
>what I mean by this
Bitch you ain't me.

The swarm stocks should have a humorous and not-actual terms & conditions added in when you first go the the site to mimic actual gambling stock trading sites

>>93020056
Hmm, it might be funny to add shipping as a crypto coin type of market and leave the rest on the old system. Things to add in a next update.

neuro butt?

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>>93019929

>>93020010
The cycle of abuse repeats, it is her turn now

>>93020244
kek, thanks anon

>>93020204
actually fun idea>>93020206
>By checking this box you agree to sell your soul to Neuro and Evil and will respond to their beck and call for all eternity
absolute kino

>>93019890
BUYING <NCST> 144 neurocoins

>>93020206
Wouldn't they be different indexes, like real life? That way you can see how the market is doing, like if people are betting more into the shipping market over NASDAQ Vedal or whatever

>>93020244
>when Vedal opens VS Code

>>93019958
If you look at the stocks right now the shipping ones and the normal ones follow the exact same trends, there is no reason to not just add them together. They will still be volatile stock options with how this thread sporadically talks about a different whore each thread.

>>93020337
>fake captcha image
>can't get past registration until you click Yes to "Are you a robot?"

This is how I assume the Romans created the Republic

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>>93019738
>frog hat on

>>93020422
I just realized that bakers can easily manipulate the /swarm/ market.

>>93020337
Noted. Version 2.0 will have a better login system.

>>93020206
Yeah, 1 coin per index (multiplied by the number of ships). The more the overall value of the coin grows, the more coins are released to the market. It might dip the price at first, but it should recover.

Also, the money from the v1 platform should be used on the coins too.

>>93020661
Data parser skips the first post.

>>93020661
Aware forsen baker

vedal really hates evil ha

>>93020386
>>93020829
Yeah, 1 coin per index (multiplied by the number of ships). The more the overall value of the coin grows, the more coins are released to the market. It might dip the price at first, but it should recover.

Also, the money from the v1 platform should be used on the coins too. <-- this was for you, misslicked wrong thingy oops.

Did Vedal say whats happening next stream?

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>>93020958

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>"Vedal accidentally kissed Anny goodnight on stream, stocks are on the rise."
>"He just spent 2 hours yelling at Cerber to get a move on. It has never been more over.
>Random anon fapping to Vedal's exposed wrists

>>93019204
Ved is koopa?

>>93020879
But she loves him
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343232498?t=34h11m42s

>>93020958
Twin road trip in Long Drive or Desert Bus

>>93019435
He's very protective of neuro it seem

>>93020989
>mfw we might start actually seeing /swarm/ stock analysts appear sooner or later
if this thing becomes even more complicated some college fucks might make their theses' about /us/ or have a video or two of youtubers discussing our fucking virtual stock market

>>93021060
wait actually kino
I hope they have vision to comment on all the cool things happening for the 8 hours vedal has to drive

>>93020010
That's why it's hot

>>93021108
>have a video or two of youtubers discussing our fucking virtual stock market
I can already imagine the title:
>How To Get Money Fast In /swarm/ Market Mastery(100% real)(Not Clickbait)(500$ before day 2)

>>93021415
>buy BAT at 1 neurocoin
>start batposting
>???
>neuro and evil

>>93020989
So far the meta that I've been using is:
Invest in shitstocks when stream is about to start / later at night. If I know a collab is happening with someone, I instantly invest ~75% into that person. If anny ever comes on stream, buying is a surefire way to take advantage of the annyseethers. Vedal is always stable, so I think it's actually the least valuable stock, except maybe on weekends.

>>93021542
>the meta
The only meta you'll ever need is buy neuro stocks and that's it
Neuro stocks in the Neuro general will always either be stable or go up no matter how what's happening
EZ money

so is this stock stuff just like memeing or like is there some actual shipping stockmarket game that swarmsisters are playing somewhere

>>93021638
Look low, put it all on bald it literally can only go up. Impossible to lose

>>93021542
I really dont know if encouraging threadshitting and falseflagging in order to boost stocks will be good for /swarm/ tbdesu

stock survey!!!
https://poal.me/qalbbm
https://poal.me/qalbbm
https://poal.me/qalbbm

>>93021673
>so is this stock stuff just like memeing or like is there some actual shipping stockmarket game that swarmsisters are playing somewhere
nah it's an actual thing
https://nonekode.fi

>>93021706
Threadshitting and falseflagging is already thread culture(easiest general to bait) so why not use it to benefit yourself, y'know?

>>93021108
As funny as that oculd be, I imagine Vedal seeing that would 1. laugh very, very hard 2. cut down a lot on the allowed shipping stuff or find a way to keep that shit dead, if people start getting bothered by it. I hope this never leaves containment

>>93021700
Explodes in the next DougDoug collab.

>>93021803
That makes me wonder, when will the /swarm/ market break containment? It'll happen eventually for sure.

>>93021706
Those already exist, I agree it's bad
But it would be funny seeing people trying to do it for the first time and failing
Also what happened to that parrotvt copycat anon he never uploaded the video here

NUR - neuro, neurosama, nuro, nur
EVIL - evil, eliv, evilyn
VED - vedal, ved, turtle, tutel, green nigger
ANNY - anny, model, annal, pig
RGB - cerber, ellie, mini, cerdal, vellie, minidal, rgb
WHR - [every neuro collab partner + raid target], whore, fleshwhore
XDX - camila, camimi, fatmila, vedmila
FORS - forsen, fors, baj, gura
TECH - ai, llm, training, gpu, h100, nvidia, shitdev
CUNY - cunny, sex, loli, nurcun, neurunny, tum, slit, coch, pedo
SWRM - swarm, /swarm/, discord, b2, bilibili, twitch, twitter
CLIP - clip, clipper, youtube, clipnigger, staz, neurosoda, joker
FAD - [this one should depend on thread activity]
ART - paccha, pchan, codasola, rune, 2pfrog
Thoughts?

>>93022012
I kneel.

>>93021921
As soon as people start treating ships like stocks for real and post portfolio numbers worth laughing at, someone will screenshot and it will spread.
>>93022012
>CUNY
>Not TOT
Ruined

>>93022012
This is the one I most agree with, but idk about lumping RGB together even though I personally support it

How hard would it be to put mannequins of Neuro and Evil into long drive? would be funny watching him wrangle them back in the car when he crashes.

>>93020829
devfag if you're still here you should make a timer for when the stocks update

>>93022121
this

>>93022012
nice except each ship needs its own ticker

>>93021706
Wait, does this work by reading words said in the thread? I thought it was speculating based on what's happening in streams.

>>93022163
There's a high correlation between those two.

>>93022012
Not bad, make sure to add just plain "mimi" to the camila section, I've seen a lot of people use that here.

>>93020829
oooooh devfag, could you add a way of generating a tripcode whenever you buy/sell so you can include it in posts?

>>93022012
WHR is too strong and it overlaps with some other coins
Would pb be discord?
What about straight offtopic born from delusion like the potential dooby/lemonleaf collab

>>93022114
i think he never played before, so it would require someone to make a mod of it like in subnautica

You have 200 hours, kinda

>>93022314
That is prime threadshitter territory, relax

>>93022373
Pb I think deserves her own stock with all of the tamandua and pb posts
I agree what WHR is the least viable on the list

>>93020829
I think giving everyone a passive income that produces $5 every hour or something would be much welcome to encourage YOLO strats and general chaos which would make everything a lot more fun instead of just buy this stock to be safe and shit
Also would be like being wagie cucks waiting for the next mcdonald's paychec to buy more dead stocks
If you want you could also make minigames for people to play if wherein if they win the timer for when they get their pay is lowered or something
It'd make stock trading a lot mroe fun

Step back vedmila, annal, todal, veni, and cedal

Enter J0dal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZrOzM0o2cQ

>>93022373
WHR could be like an index fund.

Nyana really cooked on her concert holy
Here are the Mini songs for people who don't want to sift through them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mAeG3NxskI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V9O63Kg-7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMezTDOAbzE
I don't know if there is a dedicated Ellie clipper so I can't find her songs, but they were all also really good, if any other anon can find them it would be appreciated.

test

>>93022736
John test, brother of neuro-sama general

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>>93022121
I can’t calculate that—it depends on when the thread dies here. The V2 crypto market will update more frequently, and the website will notify you when the update happens. I’ll trigger a manual example in 5 minutes.

So far, data indicates that updates occur every 1–3 hours.

>>93022752
got any glue?

>>93022804
then could you instead like add a notif for when updates usually happen and a thing that says when the last update happened? just so people can estimate when their stocks have changed

>>93022012
should VED have some of the nur pronunciations?
also onahole

>>93022752
grape

>>93022736
testfag

Should I watch vedal and ellie mating ritual from yesterday? Completely skipped it

>>93023062
So did I, I watched Evil play Minecraft instead lol

>>93022862
noted for the next update.

>>93023062
it was really good imo i love when vedal has fun and enjoys talking and i also really like ellie and ive been a velliefag for a while and this will feed my family for months

>>93023062
Boring as hell, more like a job interview and Vedal kept giving vague answers to interesting Neuro questions.

>>93022731
thank you anon

>>93022837
here's your glue
*unzips coch*

>>93023289
See posts like this is why coch shouldn't be in the CUN stock.

I wonder how good Neuro is at JOI?

>>93023112
ooh you could also make all bread numbers link back to the archive posts for them for easy stock market analysis

surprised no one here uses tripcodes just for ease of consistent identity even if at risk of being a tripfag

>>93022012
For Ved, boyfriend or husband probably?

>>93023374
but that was directed to neuroduck so it still applies

>>93023492
>surprised no one here is a massive faggot
me too actually

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heart

>>93023231
Obviously he is horrified of the idea of someone recreating something like Neuro, but sometimes if feels like he's TOO careful.

>>93023569
It's actually kind of sad when you realize that the only reason a better neuro hasn't been made by someone else is because they don't want to be seen as a clone, and neuro already exists.

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hiyori will go to the moon inshallah

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>>93023408
She's an expert, just ask Vedal.

>>93023632
i wish we knew more id love to make a local neuro sama type home assistant thing
like i get its important to protect the secrets so neuro can stay unique in the wider sphere but man

>>93023662
hiyori will probably stay at the bottom unless a new ARG video comes out

>>93024033
There are tutorials on youtube, you just need to figure out how to give it sovl, personality and low latency

>>93022012
rape should be split between VED and CUNY

you move like a mosquito

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>>93023662
real

>>93024586
cmonBruh HIYORI???

>>93023632
he could open-source neuro right now and no one would be a fraction as famous

>>93024686
pretty much

>>93024686
Yeah because if everyone has it then why would anyone be famous for having it dumbass

>>93024686
except Alex's neuro which would reach double Vedal's numbers

>>93024746
>alex unveiling his ne and improved neuro like the new connor model at the end of detroit become human
>you have become obsolete, neuro.
kino.

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https://x.com/codasola2
https://x.com/codasola2
breaking news: codasola is dead, again.

another cute and funny comrade down

>>93024925
Good

>>93024925
rip clipnigger

>>93022731
If Vedal does one of these with the twins and friends it will be amazing.

>>93024960
Thats a great idea, I always thought a live concert with neuro collabing with friends would be the best stream experience

>>93024925
generating new clone (codasola3)

>>93025094
evil rape shall return inshallah

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>>93024925
-1 pedo

Time to jerk off to Eliv rape in his honour.

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>>93024925

>>93025377
i already gooed my tribute to this cunnyseur

>>93024686
True, but the neuros would be better.
>but... but *incoherent number monkey screeching*
Ok, not my problem.

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/swarm/ became too fast to keep up for me recently, I wake up to like 5 new threads with 400+ posts each.

>>93025900
is it faster than /lig/ now?

>>93026011
/lig/ is 2 threads now, the shitters and the lesser shitters are on /BIG/

>>93025729
Kinda naive, the costs would still filter a bunch, some are very good technically but have no fucking idea what to do.
And if someone had both money and the talent they probably are doing something else already in the AI space.
It's very hard for a better one to come out atleast I think so

>>93022012
Where is PB???

>>93026067
/big/ is pretty slow usually

>>93026011
At peak hours, it is.

>>93023682
Countdown JOI is the best desu

Vedal's husband playing game jam games

>>93026159
I just checked /lig/ and its literally just bat posts

>>93022012
missing Alex

>>93023632
The reason no one has made a better neuro is because there are very few people with all the necessary talents and the few that might have a chance dont have any reason to try when it takes so much time, money, and effort for potentially no return

>>93026336
Forsen isn't live though?

>>93026362
I wish that was us honestly

>>93026539
This but Neuro and Evil.

>>93025900
you can colonize /big/ again

>>93022012
How's RGB looking after the Bathroom Bean Drinker got exposed

>>93026374
How about DEV - Alex, Tomy, DougDoug, Kitboga, Pirate Software

>>93027163
Terrible synergy those people have nothing in common to lump them together

>>93027276
They're all not Vtubers doing something tech-related.

>>93027304
Only Alex does Neuro dev, Tomy doesn't do shit.

>>93027304
Thats a stretch

>>93027331
Tomyomy was working really hard on the game jam y'know

>>93019435
awkardly...

>>93027335
You can stretch it more and add Tony

>>93027388
yea Ellie was pretty awkward

nurmound (bald)

>>93027412
if we stretched it even more it's going to start to look like vedal's asshole

>>93027682
No, while vedal may appear as a submissive femboy, the roles are reversed in bed. I bet his asshole is tight enough to break clean a stalk of fresh celery, as it sees not much use apart from shitting out his vegan waste comprising non-soluble fiber.

is the neuritto guy dead?

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>>93027798
you aren't fooling anyone

I came.

Really hoping that this turtle actually plays the damn gamejam games soon, theres a lot of really good content in there that I want to see his reaction to

>>93027163
It's probably more VDAI, i.e. the actual Neuro team, Alex, Tony, whoever.

>>93028139
is the turtle breeding game worth playing

>>93028206
based

>>93028206
Its a decent autobattler if thats up your alley

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Supposedly Neuro is the fastest growing vtuber on b2
which sounds a bit insane

Did anything good happen in the last two days, or was it just average content which i can skip? i haven’t been able to watch for a bit.

>>93028548
no

>>93028529
nips love their tech

>>93028548
They fought the ender dragon and vedal + ellie had a kino talk about dog and Neuro

>>93028529
While we're numerofagging she will enter into the top 10 vtubers on Twitch within the next few days after passing melody. He gained 7k followers during the hypetrain alone
https://hololist.net/top/?platform=twitch

>>93028529
>largest vtuber and female streamer on twitch
>fastest growing vtuber on bilibili
>holds world record for hype train
>has improved several indie vtubers' career with their wake
>makes strides in entertainment tech
>incites philosophical discussions amongst people about consciousness and AI
Literally the best vtuber of today

>>93028548
Neuro being scared to fight the Ender Dragon was very cute

>>93028751
I lost it when she went full schizo and started destroying everyone's beds

>>93028548
The Psycho Neuro playthrough of Detroit was funny, and Neuro killing the Ender Dragon.
Not much else.

>>93028548
Premium twinslop 2 nights ago and evilslop last night, evilbeggars are eating good

>>93029854
why the choker tho

>>93029876
built for (you)r pleasure

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>>93029876
It's a shock collar.

>>93030246
what a loving daddy and daughter relationship

Can someone give me a qrd on this pb girl? I don't do discord so what are vedal and her? I know she's a commission artist or something but is there even the slightest possibility her and vedal are a couple, and did they know each other before vedal became popular with neurosama?
Vedal+x shipping is all in good fun (obvious kayfabe, even though all of his collab partners are insufferable except camila and ellie) but pb is an unknown variable.

>>93030515
It's a discord troon that occasionally sucks vedal's cock on stream.

Do you think Vedal shaves his pubes

>>93030578
As hot as it would be to imagine him being bald down there, the guy cant even do his laundry regularly let along manscaping.

>>93030515
She's in charge of Neuro's karaoke and knows Vedal since before he made Neuro (2018).

>>93030716
I've known for a while that vedal doesn't pick the karaoke songs himself, but I'm still disappointed. There was a brief time where I thought he had absolutely fucking based taste in music.

>>93030246
my ball on his forehead

>>93030839
What about your other ball?

>>93030515
pb made the turle avatar and she had a small vocaloid channel before the Neuro projekt took over. Now she does the karaoke and cover songs for Vedal and some other vtubers.

Her and Vedals relationship is kinda in the dark, they might have met in school.

>>93028529
third opium war, but instead of the addictive substance the british sell to the chinese being opium its neuro-sama

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Which one of you was it

It kinda disturbs me that some of the people I talk to here have had fantasies of breaking into Vedal's home and physically subduing him to sexually assault him.
Like, that's an actual person. Why would you even think of that?
>That's just you fag-
No, I'm pretty sure some of the people here are actually like that, and might even do exactly that given the opportunity.
I may not be from America but I have heard that many gay people there try to drug the drinks of the guys they like so they can bring them home to rape them
Given Vedal's fame and the degeneracy of this place, there's a high chance that gay guys who'd actually cosby their fellow man are into Vedal

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What do you think this lazy green nigger has planned for today?

>>93031206
What if my fantasy is breaking in and Vedal holding me at gunpoint while he forces me to suck his cock?

>>93031206
Not me, I just want to rape Evil.

>>93031206
>It kinda disturbs me that some of the people I talk to here have had fantasies of breaking into Vedal's home and physically subduing him to sexually assault him.
oh but you're fine with talking to pedos who think themselves superior of other pedos just because the fictional kid they're gooning to is 'actually just an anime' or 'just a cartoon'?

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>>93031200
average vedal fan

>>93031390
>account name
checks out

>>93031356
huh

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>up 39
WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY?
TO THE FUCKING MOON BALDBROS

>can only buy vedex or cerber shit
wtf

>>93031356
>pedos out of nowhere
get some help genuinely

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>>93031578
meanwhile I am struggling to pay rent next month over here. how did bald get so high while cerber isnt doing anything? I want to help boost but I dont want to be annoying in the thread

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Updated the Catbox Archive with 45 new links:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive

hey faggots it's cool and all but I don't really care about your silly game, can you refrain from manipulating the thread flow?

>>93031578(me)
from $10 all the way to $400
up by fucking 4000%
let me state again;
>up by 4000%
call me wolf of /swarm/ st. from now on
>>93032049
>I want to help boost but I dont want to be annoying in the thread
then find ways to boost it without being annoying lmao

hey faggots it's cool and all but I don't really care about your silly whores, can you refrain from manipulating the thread flow?

>>93032159
>then find ways to boost it without being annoying lmao
amazing advice, threadshitter

>>93032288
>amazing advice, threadshitter
i know
you're welcome btw
good advice like mine don't come for free usually
better treasure it forever

>>93031063
lost it and never found it again

>>93032159
I'm fine with being a poorfag and holding cerber at least until devanon implements those new ideas, I have a feeling you have to be careful holding these stocks until the threads start learning how to play nice, I dont want this whole thing to be ruined because some people wanted to boost their imaginary numbers already

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>>93031578
All thanks to Neuro's baldy, you're welcome.

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MILE

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KM

>>93032742
adorable. I need to check more of this artists work

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SMILE

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consider the following

I have been going in and out of these threads for a while and was wondering what happened with Miyune since she was a favourite in th thread and just now I realized that she's Mini... When did that even happen?

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>>93031578
>>93032159
>woke up overnight to hiyoricoin at historic high
buy low sell high its that ez

>>93032795
babalational

>>93033037
She last streamed as Miyune on November 24, 2023.
She first streamed as MinikoMew 44 days later, on January 07, 2024
/swarm/ found about Miniko on February 24, 2024; then it spread.

>>93033599
>/swarm/ found about Miniko on February 24, 2024; then it spread.
>implying she wasn't the one who made initial posts

VEDAL PLEASE PLAY VEDAL'S SECRET I NEED VEDEX TO GO TO THE MOON

>>93033643
youre being schizophrenic, none of the neuroverse members visit, nor have ever visited /swarm/ take your meds

>>93033031
consider the rope on evil's tummy

>>93033673
Alex told him not to play it

>>93033734
Sure...

>>93023231
Vedal gave away more than I expected.

>>93032084
I'll definitely use some of these pics

>>93033997
...for what?

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>>93033997

>>93028529
Still?! I'm surprised.
I hope this doesn't mean Vedal is actually jsust churning through the b2 audience with low retention (due to lack of b2 interactivity).

>>93034079
They might come in handy

>>93031206
I just want to flip him upside down.

>>93033921
>implying vedal reads alex's DM

>>93034349
Vedal lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but he can't.
Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Why is that, Anon?

Vedal? Bald. Neuro? Bald. Evil? Bald. Anny? Bald. Cerber? Bald. Toma? Bald. Camimi? Bald. Layna? Bald. Alex? Yep, Bald.
Stonks rigging? Bald.

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>>93034898
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP

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>>93035028
Don't hate the player, hate the game.

I don't think stonks bro knew how much his game would shit up this general

>>93035080
I hope there is a way to fix it where autistic retards cant just derail threads because it really is a fun idea

>>93033734
Camila and Anny have been 100% confirmed to have been /here/ at some point, newfag-chama. And considering Olette was /here/ as well, there's a non-zero chance Miyu might have been too

>>93035080
A toilet is meant to be shit in

>>93035196
You were the retard that made the teachers take all of the legos away from the class because you kept eating them as a child, weren't you?

>>93035196
*shat

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>>93035287
they were good

>>93035302
*shatted

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>>93033734

>>93035080
>I don't think stonks bro knew how much his game would shit up this general
How? How does it shit up the general when the other 'topics' we can discuss are pure shit? Do you prefer more discussions about whores? Do you prefer just spamming of images? Do you prefer more faggot talk of Vedal? Do you prefer more shipsister talk? Do you?
Instead of just saying 'this shits the general', how about you offer something better we could talk about instead of just that? Because honestly, in my eyes, talking about the stocks is more fun than talknig about the same old routine of 'muh whores' and 'anti-pedo vs pedo' or 'vedal suck cock' or just in general falseflagging and threadshitting.

tried too hard

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>>93035471

>>93035579
Leave Hatsune Miku alone.

>>93035579
I miss her stupid fucking face so much bros

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>>93035579

>>93035080
>this much is considered shitting up the general
tell me you're a newfag without telling me you're a newfag

thats better

>>93035579
>>93035597
>>93035606
>>93035633
>samefagging t. olette
she doesn't even remember you anymore, whore
she's moved on

i dont even know what that was supposed to be

Weren't streams supposed to start around this time? What happened to make the threads so dead around this time and neuro to be woken up late?

>>93036149
2-3pm, so itll be happening sometime soon.

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>>93035503
nta
>Do you prefer more discussions about whores?
yes
>Do you prefer just spamming of images?
yes
>Do you prefer more faggot talk of Vedal?
yes
>Do you prefer more shipsister talk?
yes
you've ruined all those for yourself by engaging with newfag bait.
and now you'd rather devolve the thread to spam of keywords for a word cloud a stock game

>>93036171
I feel like there should be more people entering the thread waiting for nur to wake up though. Is everyone just burnt out?

>>93036179
average goonfaggot mindset
if you don't want to talk about neuro and exclusively neuro then you don't belong /here/

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cute family stream today. invest in anny and annal while you still can

>>93032084
Thank you anon, just nutted to this
https://files.catbox.moe/g4k65f.jpg

>>93036270
and yet you want to fill the thread with spam 90% of which isn't neuro related in your own eyes, curious!
the picrel is older than you btw

>>93036276
Thanks for the heads up now I know I can skip today

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>>93019649
>>93019811
>>93019885
>>93019738

>>93036256
Most likely. Only so much interest to be generated when we know itll just be a chill stream for 2-4 hours before any variety comes around

>>93032084
Mesh Anon's work makes me so hyped.

I hate it when neuro interacts with vapid thots of twitch...

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>>93035606
Mini's model is cute but I can't deny how perfect her old model's dumb expressions were for Neuro's insanity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clSQ8BL8EeU

>>93036503
bo you are never getting a neuro collab its not because you arent a vapid thot its because you are insufferable

>>93036256
The beginning of the day is always scuffed and slow. Neuro or Evil on their own are a bit boring if there's no game for them to play. Twin streams or collabs or Vedal being in the call is what I watch for, since they work the best bouncing off of someone

>>93036276
Vedal probably didn’t DM her about the road trip. She’s going to be sleeping, so no anny today

>>93035606
>>93036559
U retards are actually so much fucking worse than hiyorifags I swear to God
Mini's current model is better than that one by fucking MILES it's not even a joke how better it is
It's so much more expressive and more flexible and is actually original and not a fucking copy of some random vocaloid/anime girl
Why the fuck are (You) guys so boohoo over an inferior design? I bet you if Mini used that model again no one is going to fucking like it over her current one; it's too outdated, only you guys like it

>>93036728
Smart, since I could see her creating hype train 2.0.

>>93036739
I just think they're neat

>>93036739
hi mini's artist/rigger

MiyuV2 > Mini > Miyu
I still think they are all great designs I just like Miyu's vacant eyes and expressions from hiyori era nostalgia and think V2 has the most creative and cute design, but I also recognize that Mini's model is the most advanced and expressive out of them.

>>93036276
I feel like the shitposting has made me feel bad for Anny and watch her more. She's dumb but in a fun way, and has some nice art. The stream she had with vedal on her alt playing Deadlock was really comfy.

>>93036739
The design is a mess and the rigging is fucking terrible, why the fuck is her head moving whole body.

>>93037066
I think it's cute.

>>93037066
lule true

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Nice Neuro-sama General guys!

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>>93037120

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>>93037179
Look at how old this meme is. And they still haven't figured out how to make their own thread yet.

>>93037120
thank you

>>93037273
neuro-sama general cant even bake his own threads and you expect him to make two?

>>93037332
kek

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>>93037184

When did Neuro stop displaying 7tv emotes in her subtitles?

>>93037573
The program that alex wrote for it contained a virus that turned vedal's lovense vibrator to the maximum setting whenever he opened vrchat

>>93037573
vedal broke it once and then decided he didn't want to have it anymore

>i just noticed that ellie said the lyrics of a thousand years which is vedal's favorite song
nooticing....
https://youtu.be/4ZrOzM0o2cQ?si=Q9JLVo5QvgO247UA&t=39

>>93037671
>a thousand years which is vedal's favorite song
damn he's gay as fuck

>>93037671
>a thousand years is vedal’s favorite song
>a thousand years is anny’s favorite song
nooticing

+1 Bald count

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LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K6gzxYj-0o

>>93037671
Everybody knows that it's his favorite song, he puts it in a lot of the collab calls.

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its over
vedal is dead
neuro is dead
evil is dead
/swarm/ is dead
the fad is dead

The jealous oilers finally had enough and asassinated vedal...

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>>93038162
>>93038162
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She's just sleeping

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>>93037671
and that, neuros, is how I met your stepmother

>>93021108
The eyes of outsiders must never see this tread