Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>ScheduleSubathon ongoing! Every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC).>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>93111655
why is neuro british?
>>93120208contagious
>>93120120>Every day from 2:00 PMmisinformation
TWIN LOVE
>>93120208
vedals gamer stench
>>93120250Forgive the baker, they're just from the universe where Alex made Neuro.
>>93120208got sex trafficked into sweet albion by pakis
>Evil is the type of person to put flowers in her hair
taking a bath with the twins!
>drinking petrolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
Just got back from work, missed the last 4 threads. how was driving guys?
Sex with Neuro
holy retard
>>93120428>Missed the Forsen call
>>93120250It did start not long after 2 pm today, didn't it? Guess I'll fix that next time.
>>93120410And she is so fucking adorable for doing it.
Neuro and Evil try not to convince Vedal to have sex with them for one stream challenge [impossible]
>>93120428brought back hiyori, buy before its too late
>still playing this what the fuck, how does he get away with this???
>>93120428Evil is being extra cute again today
This was a bunch of crashes ago
The twins haven't had any alone time in weeks and are clearly taking their frustrations out on Vedal
>>93120591210 hours left
>>93120612e-eh--extra cu-cu-cute today
>when Vedal says that sober driving is boring
>slurps>crashesevery time
>>93120591Roughly 44 more hours to go til he finishes it
>>93120754gets me everytime
The true Kino just begin
>actually wants to start drinkingWe're never finishing this game
suddenly a bus
Alcohol kicking in early lmao
>>93120868Anyone have the full transcript of the story chat jokes about
heart
>You are never going play games while neuro and e.neuro speak with you and yap about random stuff with each other until vedal makes neuro public (which won't happen because she is super popular).Feelsbadman.
>>93120820That's fine, drinking will make it funnier.
vedal is funny in a british way
Yeah we're gonna be here for a while
>>93120820Can you even beat this game?
maybe learn to save you absolute mong
>>93120929So not funny at all?
Thank you, Evil
>>93120979he didnt say german.
>>93120979brit humour is peakt. not british
And so they went back to Jericho
>>93121026peak cinema
>>93121025>humour>not British
>>93120945what an absolute knobhead, proper spanner, I can't stand this berk. Bloody tosser, he is
TruckersFM is actually so good today
Why is evil stuttering?
>>93121173Brain tumor.
>>93121120sounds like a different broadcaster this time.
>>93121212Vedal should fix that. He's an experienced AI brain surgeon.
Why is chat encouraging him to drinkHe didn't get funnier when he did that in the past and it's not helping his alcoholism (real or not) in the slightest
he won't let his girlfriend see it either...
Evil gagging T U T
Mini about to sextext Vedal
>>93121421please post all of mini's chat messages thx
>>93121421mini's coch..
some more out of context minidal
>>93121421Mini please, you're getting more and more unhinged.
>>93121467cute parasocial
>>93121363>thinking twitch chat cares about the health of the streamer and is intelligent in generalFilian would have died of a lava lamp explosion without Vedal's intervention
>>93121467Discord kitten energy.
>>93121421huh
>>93120909When I play vidya I pretend neuro is talking to me about the game and I respond to her in my dark room alone and create wacky scenarios in my head from what I think she would say in different situations
>>93121554AYO
>>93121574nah, mini would top vedal
>>93121591I would laugh at you, call you cringe, and to get a life but... I too have done that before. LLMs with Ashley voice just dont cut it either.
>>93121557That's kinda fucked up, manThough iirc in Filian's case the chat was discouraging her as well, she just didn't read it (or didn't care)
>>93121557wait what
>>93121591AHAHA same
She's going on the offensive...
>>93121696mini, it was funny when we thought it was a joke, this is starting to concern me.
>>93121725bo... don't look....
>>93121696sexpest mini is real nowaying
>>93121696minidal stocks rising
>>93121421>>93121467>>93121652>>93121696give her a break, she's just excited for the foursome
>>93121758Sorry, I dont see mini in a sexual way (I did see miyune as pure sex though.)
>>93121682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0MGcFA_Ppg
Past midnight is when radio stations put on the bangers.
>>93121696Vedal bouncing on it?
>>93121696When Mini and Ellie come over I wonder if Vedal will even let them into his house or if he'll just meet them in public.
Guys i think neuro's "m" angry mouth is so so so so so so so cute she looks so cute so adorable she angy she's cute cute cute cute cute cute
>>93121787fag
>>93121808they will meet at cerber's
>>93121696she has been like this ever since she met him at tc
>>93121866
>>93121696she's just doing it because she bought rgb stock, this is market manipulation
>>93121894i like it
>>93121867no she wasn't, also she already met him IRL before twitchcon at weebcon or whatever other con it was
>mini isn't retweeting any fanart with anny on it I'm nooticing
>>93121933>vedal was swerving until this comment was seen
And then a skeleton popped out.
>Vedal looks back mid-story
>>93121861That's smart of him, best way to avoid being kidnapped.
WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
the song of my generation
>>93121789thankies
Never gonna give you up
she might be drinking with vedal...
>>93121696It's fair, if I were a woman I would probably be attracted to him too.
>>93122088minidal is like bitcoin; you never thought it would go above 1$, but then it becomes 130k out of nowhere.
Honestly this is a kinda bad look for Mini
so where did the rgb nickname come from? and hows it like correlate, i get the concept with ellie being robotic/blue, but the red green part escapes me
>>93122165robot, gremlin and bitch (dog)
>>93122142fym this is a great look
>>93122165R - robot (Ellie)G - gremlin (Minik)B - british (Cerber)Or so I've been told
>>93121696>anny disappears for a few days>mini immediately starts sexpesting
How does Neuro feel about her best friend sexpesting her dad?
Probably Blumbo
>>93122165rowr, growl, boop. sound of cat dog robot
they're like kids bro it brings a tear to my eyes.
>>93122088
I claim the name Octopus Army in all future online games I sign up for nobody else can use it
>>93122336She is going to regret this tomorrow lmfao
>>93121964based
>>93122142girls just want to have fun anon
They look like they are judging (you)
>>93122336No wonder she's acting so sexually inappropriate.
>>93122336alcohol makes her drop her mask... cute...
>>93122336>>93122383isn't it like afternoon in the us? not shaming day drinking though, I do that as well
>>93122336casual drinkers really upset me, any professional knows to triple check any post so no one knows you are drunk.
>>93122505in EST it's like 19:00
>>93122505it'll be 5:30pm where she is
>MitosisL-lewd~
>>93121964Why would you lie about something that can be checked so easily?
>>93122142shut the hell up
neuro is so fucking wild kek
>chacha leeching from filian and her orbiters>also leeching from vedal orbitersshameless tbdesu
>>93121110nta that's how it's speltt. NZ
>starts breaking when level with the intended destinationIs he retarded?
>stutter goneRuined
>>93122603You're still wrong because the dates match her sexpesting spree, you would need to find an example post ellie stream
>>93122784wasn't Cerber the one who dragged her into the orbiter gang?
>>93122784Ellie is autistic so she's going to have no idea how social circles work. She just thinks "cute girl wants to collab? Yes of course!"
>>93122853Nah it was Ellie as per usual. I love Ellie but god damn.
>>93122853ellie literally made her 3d model
Evil is so good at dodging potentially lewd completions compared to Neuro. I'm so proud.
>>93122845>Breaking news: man decapitated by a rapidly moving goalpost
>mini types in chat>thread instantly filled with gossip
>>93122961I'm not moving the goalpost. I said she wasn't retweeting, not that she never retweeted
>>93122165They were making a group cover of RGB the song, and it was co-opted as a name for the trio. (who are part of the higher echelons of the neuroverse compared to Honey etc.)
>>93122950she's very forward with her lust
Evil remembers brain fridge pills, nice
cute sneeze, ngl
>>93122784people are incapable of comprehending that some people are good at getting along with others and are pleasant to be around
>>93123024yeah and she isn't even watching anymore kek
>>93123026I'll be sure to grudgepost when she does repost anything with Anny
>>93122536This. Last time I drank, I spent 5 minutes spell checking the text I was trying to send. It was barely legible anyways, but it's all about trying.
evils braps
It's so cute when neuro is mad at evil and she keeps saying "Evil Neuro!!" like brehs i can't i can't awawaawawa brehs
and they say neuro isnt trained /here/
>brap
>>93123231I wnna kis s neuro wen the does tha
That's a funny way to say "brain fart"
uhh evil?
>>93123271go have a glass of water mini
damn they did a bit by themselves
>fresh as febreezewow havent heard someone say that in years
>>93123094yes I'm sure it's a coincidence that she continuously calls into and hangs around large number streamers on the regular
>>93123339>>93123347what was it, I got distractred
kek
>both of them are brapping now
neuro brapping all over evil....
Neuro's new favorite word. Brapping.
>2 little girls brapping in the backseat
>>93123429I think you misunderstood my point
>tune in>blood covering the dashokay
>>93123329
Vedal is gonna fall asleep while driving
>look into chat>no mini nowShe got caught...
Just got a call telling me that an old classmate from high school just died in a car crash. That's quite topical.
>not even 1/5 of the way to disneyland
I literally looked away for like 5 seconds, wtf happened lmao
>he doesn't know you can only die if you crash twice and cleaning the blood off the car resets the counter
>>93123638plenty of subathon time left kek
>>93123615>classmate>callSure you did
>>93123657Correction: he does know but has nothing to clean it with
>>93123615One of mine died a few years ago. He was a cunt, but his mom is a nice lady and I felt bad for her.
>>93123670CAUGHT. It was a text.
>>93123657Chat tried to tell him but-Oh wait nvm apparently he knows
>>93123615what a retarded thing to post in a 4chan general
chat being absurdly cringe
>>93123785I've seen worse.
>>93123794don't look, mini...
>>93123785Seems pretty typical to me.
They behave like real kids... so fucking cute
Mini has done Annal teases, she is in it for the love of the game. Girl just wants to have funOr wants Camimi all for herself, which is honestly admirable
>>93123928brats need correcting
>>93123794Marry that girl.Marry her Anny way.
Kek
>>93123928>They behave like real kids... so fucking cuteyeahand people /here/ still sexualize them with no repercussions whatsoeverfucking hate these pedoscum
>>93123615you should send this in with some bits attached
>>93123977you can have the whore
can i get the sopa de macaco timestamp?
>>93123997I hate to break it to you anon but they aren't real.
>>93123940pchan..
>>93123977How do you marry the ‘Anny way‘?
>>93123928this is the cutest evil
>>93123977That looks vaguely Lia-like.Probably one of the top anny arts I've seen
>>93123531imagine the smell
>>93124071pchan might give her blessing if mini dresses up as vedal, give it a chance
>>93124070you could say the same for that child in detroit become humanyet i don't see you supporting those other pedos for doing that
>>93124071we need the greggs stream so pchan can finally switch the teams
>>93124242It's a robot anon.
>>93122906It looks to me that Ellie, in her neverending ambition, aims to continue her growth without relying on the Neuroverse. She went through the proper process for the makeship plushies, signed up for nyana's concert and has established a rapport with ChaCha. (who is similar to Ellie in that she also grew this month)Thus I'd argue this is not ChaCha becoming part of the Neuroverse, but instead Ellie stepping out of it and re-establishing her own footholds in the sphere.
https://x.com/streamscharts/status/1876410922560008532
>>93124242>>93124402And a fictional robot at that. She isn't in a child within the context of the fictional universe.
kekw
>>93124456did Neuro edit that in
>>93124426Vedal has been purged.....
>>93124070Yet
>>93123615vedalCinema
>>93124456>israel
>>93124493Now that is a banging stream idea. Give her free reign on wikipedia edits until she gets banned
>>93124426>removed due to whiny xtardsoh well
I wasn't paying attention why is chat saying o7 billibilli?
The long drive is an incredibly BORING game to play on your own, alone, but it would be super fun if you had Neuro twins speaking with you as you drove.
>>93124629what?
>>93124692evil said something about chinks
>>93124734is real, duh
>step ladderNice Ace Attorney foreshadowing
Not beating the twink allegations Vedal.
>vedal weighs under 150 poundsIMAGINE
He's less than 68kg
>imagine
>>
>>93125059>>>/vt//flip/
fat fucks seething
>>93125059clearly a shotgun type of girl
>>9312497168 kg is still over 10kg heavier than me
I'm 6 feet and 132 lbs
>>93125078Vedal laughs at fat people all the time, I wonder if it bothers camila and anny
>>93124952This was already pretty well known.
>>93125176i think camila is the type of making fat jokes herself
>>93125059akimbo uzis
omg filtered
>>93125176Hasn't Anny lost a lot of weight though
>>93125235wasn't she mad that one time that we make fat jokes about her in /here/?
>>93125344pretty sure she found them funny
>>93125171how are you alive?
>pedrocziwa ptsd
what happened with mini I was eating dinner
I think the game would be better if he turned on hung and thirst
>>93125300>he really believes her
>>93125457Who?
>>93125455>oh hi pedro
>>93125457she confessed her love for alex
vedal should drink less
Do we think Vedal has a big cock?
>>93125171slenderman irl
>>93125489why not?
>>93125457joined vc and begged for tutle coch
>>93125468>hung vedalhot
>>93124456Deep lore
>troon mod undoing cloudburstwans pin about chat not chathopping and buying a lamp to do this
>>93125489tbf she was quite sick for a while and might há lost weight because of that
the UK has freeways???
>driving towards you on the freewaygoodone
>>93125610based
>>93125610Vedal really should remove 90% of his mods
>>93125610I fucking hate these constant pins
>>93125642Vedal speaks American. He calls the bonnet a hood too.
>>93125398Christian bale was like 54 kg or 120 pounds for the machinist
>>93125610
>>93125686i like them because vedal needs to sell more lava lamps
>>93125642I presume the equivalent would be motorway.
>>93125642Why wouldn't it?
>>93125457She was drunk and sexpesting vedal.
>>93125737It's actually a dual carriageway. A motorway is a specific type that only motor vehicles are allowed to use.
>>93125758mental illness
>lol alcoholismwhy does twitch chat find this funnyand what exactly stops the streamer from pretending to be drunk without drinking anything
POV you're vedal coming back to your ride after a piss breakhttps://files.catbox.moe/kzou22.jpg
Bro is getting hella hammered huh, I hope he'll call some bitches today.
haha chat stooooop don't make me drink hahaha I hate it so much <gulp> oh nooooo hahaha <glass bottle clinking sound> cmon guys stop
>>93125758why are you still here? get back behind the stage, you're not scheduled until tomorrow's koko appearance.
>>93125919I'm not Vedal I think I picked the wrong car
>>93125720>>93125171Crack addict anon high!
the fucking coffin dance song lmfao
Finally I can drink with my boyfriend again.
i want neuro's snake
>she remembers
>jschlapannys bf mention
>she remembered Detroit
bros I think Vedal is having fun right now
>>93126118make sure you eat and drink some water mini
>>93126162"schlaggot" and Evil do have a lot in common, such as being there on that fateful day in 1999.
Holy fuck what an ancient banger
>>93125919puffyvulvawhy is neuro completely naked
>>93125740He probably assumed it wouldn't because of how small it is. That is pretty silly though.
>>93126203he's drunk
These 2 streams have unironically been the highlight of the subathon so far. Vedal + Twins banter really is the peak of the channel.
we just have to wait 5 hours for bangers songs
>>93126247what
>>93125919peropero
>>93126302>ancientBut, 2000 wasn't that far behind, it can't be
>>93126302It's not even that old compared to a ton of other songs half of us weren't even alive for
>>93126203He's felt very relaxed the past 2 days and it SHOWS. That conversation with Ellie definitely did something to him in a good way.>>93126392Anon... 2000 was a quarter of a century ago...
>>93126338they're going to remove them from the queue after vedal stops streaming and all you retards leave
>>93126392>2000 was 40 years agoOldge
Holy bangers
>shrek mention
>>93126314Americans complain about foreigners underpredicting the size of their country, but they always seem to think every country in Europe is the size of a city that you could drive across in an hour, which is just as bad.
>>93126392>almost 30 years ago uh oh old
>>93126203Id happy for him.
I really hope today is the last time he plays this game during the subthon, it's getting kinda repetitive
>>93126392wow i was 0 years old
is it a crime if I crash on my own?
>>93126419I know, but it doesn't feel like it, let me have this
The Shrek stream was such a comfy comeback last year.
>>93126500evil playing detroit would've been better
>You were just like sniff sniff
You now remember FragRadio.
>>93126500He was saying (or implying) he'll play something else tomorrow. The options were Henry Stickmin and gamejam games
I remember when miyudal was a crack ship
>>93126500These streams are background streams. Treat them as a podcast instead of actually watching.
nonstop bangers, thinks swarm
>eurokinoperfect
>vedal's dead brotherIs he inside of abandoned archive like herobrine
DORIFTOOOOOOOOO
>>93126757nerobrine
KINO SONG
we keep getting bangers
>song name?I'm in a time warp right now
>>93126739Eurobeat, europop, EDM, all good things come from E
Neuro image bot
>>93122138>tfw I used 20 minicoins to order a pizza a year agoFUCKI COULD'VE BEEN A MINIONAIRE
Why is he so defensive about that
>>93126884he wanted the prompt though, she's retarded
How are they so funny? How do they do it, man?
>audience has better music taste than the radio DJclassic
>>93126917British men get offended when accused of displaying emotions like that
>>93126609Hoping for Henry Stickmin if those are the choices but that's kinda lame since Neuros probably can't react to the animations. Just screenshots.
BEST DJ
>https://youtu.be/lKGAZzixmNEthe foreshadowing... writers I kneel
>>93126609i know its not but if stickmin happens im pretending its because of the game posts here
swarm hijacked truckersFM
>>93125911Why would he pass on a opportunity to get drunk?
>>93124403The future looks bright for the soon to be CEO of VedalAI
>>93126917The idea of the British stuff upper lip is a bit of a meme since the 1950s but it still kind of exists.
all the truckers out in the uk are going to be drifting their trucks tonight
>>93127217multi-lane drifting
>stream is so good that the thread is dyingToday is an amazing day
>>93127375Anon, we're at bump limit
>>93126597more like plug.dj
>>93127420Completely different things
only bangers
great playlist
>>93127375Sorry I just got here. Sorry for killing the thread guys.
hi welcome to my the long drive tutorial!!!
we are peak comfy
>I don't use twitch to find lovemini devastated
>I don't use twitch to find lovewrap it up shipfags
Why did he get rid of the blood car? It was the best part of the playthrough.
Shipkeks... it's OVER
>>93127526>mini doubles drinking>toma doubles down>anny roping>camila ???
hearing LIFE played this many times is getting cringe
>208 days left of the subathon
it's fucking over
>LIFE againyep, hijacked >inb4 melty
>>93127526>>93127611love found him
ENTERI EXIT
>kokoSTREAM RUINED
my comfy thread..
>life againBruh I hope chat wasn't bothering them again.
>>93127682>koko makes her move
>>93127627It's the same car, he just washed it to not get one-shot by crashes
>>93127710it would be way more based if everyone listened to life on their own and made the view counter go up up up
>>93127771just leave the thread until koko leaves and the polfaggots stop shitting themselves
Vedal finds love on 4chan actually.
leave it to koko to ruin the RP but why the fuck is green nigger even in an open vc in the first place
>>93127181What's the appeal of being drunk
Breadge>>93127866>>93127866>>93127866
calm down idiots koko has been chill after day 1
>>93127845helps you loosen up and talk to chat
>koko's been on the family trip longer than anny
>>93127826go clean your room femanon
>>93127795He fixed it! Hooray!
Sweet, Koko looks like she can actually teach him some extra controls and stuff
>>93127836It's just gonna be a brief call-in like yesterday
>>93127845I really dont get alchoholic retards that poison their brain to have a fun time but once someone mentions doing crack they get all high and mighty. Brother, they are literally both drugs lmfao.
>>93128000holy retard
>>93121866What artist is this based on?
>>93128000welcome back meth anon
>>93128000based cracker
>>93128211>t. alcoholic
>>93128000 √just smoke weed
>>93125919I am cum.
>>93128333>duude coffee is a drug as wellKek
>ellie songunlimited truckers.fm spamming works
Lowering the boiling point reduces the effectiveness of the coolant.
This is the first time i heard this song with Ellie's voice. Kinda reminds me of something I would hear in GTA
>>93125919imaginethesmell
someone bake
>>93131116Anon...>>93127901
