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>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1876125633635615017
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft with all my heart (exploring the deep blue sea with Rissa)

Neri-chan kawaii

I'm disappointed the bot didn't continue counting for 2025

Have a good night /ope/. Remember to love your Rissa!

>>93142025
I'm not, some things are better off not continuing.

Sex with MamaRissa as Rissa watches and learns

>>93141504
Nerissa, if you're /here/, please ask cover for short hair for your next costume.
PLEASE.

>>93143700
but that would make her look lesbian.......

>>93143700
Ponytails are indisputably the best and most versatile hairstyle.

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>>93143700
Never do that Rissa. Short hair diesn't suìt you. Ask for a ponytail instead

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>He doesn't want this
That chap could eat rocks I say, didn’t have a single ounce of taste.

Alright /ope/ crazy shit day so I'm heading out before the other guy. Don't forget to love Nerissa even though I love her more. See you all for Soma. Goodnight!

>>93141504
Mama will never let her have a hint of exposed boob(Based for putting her foot down)

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Sup Nerissa, I had said I would try and post earlier in the day, despite what I was doing, that wasnt exactly possible but today it is. Epiphany day update: I have eaten 90% of my total calories today in carbs, mainly king cake, cookies, and homemade punch. I have stomach pain and feel awful but its Epiphany day so its cool lol :^) I hope you at least had a small little celebration today. Did you? King cake is rad, and remember its part of your culture too, so dont forget to celebrate it every year.
>King cake
In case you tried all the ones I linked which was your favorite? Three of them are fairly similar but the "galette des rois" is completely different, I dont know if I would call it my favorite though as they each have their own charm. I hope your sisters tried them as well, and I hope you shared our King Cake tradition with them. I hope they make this a yearly tradition with their families and children. Tell them I said hello, I really like your family they're all really cool. Today is honestly a really special day, its literally the equivalent of Christmas/Thanksgiving for many countries around the world, mainly in Eastern Europe and Spain and Portugal. Maybe you can use this as an excuse to get together with all your family next year. Its way bigger than Thanksgiving, and equal to Christmas.
>football
I heard the vikings made the playoffs, your dad and brother are probably super stoked right? My father still cant believe I stopped watching sports, he still texts me game updates on Sunday, thats the only reason I know. Apparently even the loins and the (fudge)packers made the playoffs but >daburrs didnt make it. Lets all take a moment to laugh at them. AHAHAHAHA. Apparently they're also looking to pick up Coach Mike McCarthy? I want to laugh at them again but at this point thats just sad. You're not going to understand what I just said but packer and cowboy fans will.
>football 2
I suppose you're a "fan" just cuz your dad is right? You don't strike me as someone thats really into watching sports. Are you? I would honestly be shocked if you were. Are your sisters like that as well or are they really into watching it? Theres always one. Logic would probably dictate that aradia is the one into sports, however i'm going to go for the wildcard and go for the juxtaposition pick and select malpha as the one whos into watching sports. Am I right or wrong?
>pain
I had said yesterday I would talk about pain and suffering so Ill quickly touch on it. Theres a lot of false understandings about our faith mainly spread by pr*ts, in particular theres this cult known as evangelicals who spread the "prosperity gospel". Basically they teach falsehoods like the more you pray, and the holier you are, and the more you donate money (to them), the more you will be rewarded bg God (with material goods usually). Which is heresy and completely erroneous. But they are very popular because that is an easy path. In reality, and this is what I want you to never forget, our Lord Jesus Christ came to us not to free us from suffering but to transform suffering into the currency of redemption.
>suffering
Suffering whether mental, physical, or spiritual is good for us. It gives us perspective to see what is truly important in life, because we now have an objective standard from which to measure against. So after using that suffering as our currency of redemption, we can then experience the joys of what is truly important. Read this Nerissa you in particular will really like it
>John 16:20-22
I recommend the Douay-Rheims translation, you can find it online easily. So why did I want to talk about pain and suffering? Your back situation is not an easy one and its one you're going to have to deal with for the rest of your life. Undoubtedly you already know the pain and suffering that your back has caused you, and regretably one that will always follow you. However you can take solice in the fact that you can use your suffering as your currency of redemption. What I want you do to is to get on your knees and pray to God and talk to Him and offer your suffering as your currency of redemption, all the suffering that you've incurred and all the suffering that you will incur, offer it to Him, as your currency of redemption. It will change your life forever I promise. Suffering is a part of life, so dont let it go to waste. And you can offer any suffering at any time, not just your back. Thank you Nerissa, youre the best! Hope your coughing gets better soon. Sleep well.
>>93082178
I actually really enjoy reading these, thank you for posting them.

Movie was good. Michelle Yeoh's Chinese accent took me out of it thougheverbeit I was laughing thinking about why that exists in Oz.

>>93143700
Yeah, the ponytail is the best you can hope for because she likes very long hair.

Cumming on Rissa's hair

I love my Rissa and kiss her neck tenderly.

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sex with Nerissa Ravencroft while Gigi backseats

>>93149012
I didn't realize Rissa made splashes there but it makes sense. Funny article to read, felt like the writer wanted to justify his time watching the VOD by monetizing his experience (I would do the same)

>>93149012
Nerissa's big breakout: OSRS boning

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Listening to sex ASMR with Rissa

>>93149012
I hope she does eventually get quest cape. I would be so proud

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I want to hang out with Rissa and talk about 90s/00s anime

I want to hang out with Rissa and make music

>>93149012
Between this and BG3's composer giving her the thumbs up, she's making it gents!

>>93149256
Well this is the entertainment industry, its the natural thing that happens.

>>93155524
Since she liked watching Slayers with her Pops, Lost Universe and Those Who Hunt Elves would be a great watchalong with her.

>>93156012
That's a past interest to make herself seem relatable. Don't think she has any interest in anime these days besides normie stuff like Ghibli.

>>93156728
Why are you so retarded and obsessed with her?

>>93156762
If they were they would know she watched Utena just a couple weeks ago. Which makes me think, if she is gonna go on a yuri trip, some Marimite if we're gonna go true old school would be apt.

>>93157164
Oh sorry. My mistake. She watched one anime and it was a renowned classic.

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>>93158295
He will turn blue

>>93158670
and fatter

>>93159182
Fatter?! Guy looks like he can fit two of us in there!!!

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>>93159182
We are not fat, we are fluffy

>>93158295
Didn't she kill a sapling in her 3D debut?

>>93160152
I mainly remember a A KFP getting butchered

Wow so Nerissa is collabing with her friend Shiki Miyoshino. It's a small world.

>>93160152
yeah she ripped off its stem and threw it in the pot

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>>93160465
>>93160618
>Killing a KFP and a sapling
wdsmbt

>>93161531
That Jailbird she's throwing? Me

>>93161531
She throws it at me guys.

>>93161531
where are the horns
this isn't babu rissa, she's too well endowed

Rissa play Huniepop
Raw dog it like Reine don't use a streamer safe patch and let things slip past your censors

Room's up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDkVvFIfqro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDkVvFIfqro

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>>93166446
Tic tac toe? No way. That big ass forehead is meant for kissing (while holding onto the horns to keep her from pulling away)

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She's watching ERB

>>93170442
bloodraven strong

>Try listening to the smiths
>Let it autoplay through their songs randomly
>Nothing but pure ass for a couple hours
>Suddenly a good one comes on
>Look at phone
>Its an instrumental cover of Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want by The Dream Academy

I think we gotta just start telling Rissa she has the musical taste equivalent to overnight oats without any sweetener.
The Beatles at their worst atleast had some texture.

>>93171200
Please don't say your favorite type of music is anime songs

>>93171200
nah, you just have poor taste. what do you listen to normally?

>>93171200
autoplay might be the issue, try to listen through the queen is dead, I would say it is their most widely appealing album.

https://x.com/nixour/status/1876679925627031973?s=19
It's out now

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plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

>>93167662
Can't wait to see how this run goes, should be pretty fun

>>93171641
Hey hey, insult the bird all you want, but quite a lot of songs in anime are great. JAM Project is peak, and would have Rissa singing along watching Gravion. If she is as kindred with the dogs as I believe, maybe one fine day we too will get her to sing the ultimate jrock song, SoulTaker.

Some terminally online retards who can't separate art from artist are in her replies because she likes Morrissey.

>>93174116
in the replies to what?

>>93174444
She called him weird in a reply rather than saying he's terrible or somthing. It's honestly not a big deal at all, cause it's like two twitterfags doing that passive aggressive reply thing you see around

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I love it when Rissa speaks so enthusiastically about the Smiths, and thank her for introducing me to this band.

>>93174834
Literally two guys lmao, I don't even know why this was brought up in the first place

>>93174834
ah, that makes sense. people act like he's hitler when in reality he is just extremely opinionated and isn't afraid to be public with it. I'm glad she didn't blindly jump on the hateful bandwagon

>>93174940
I've loved the Smiths for years, you have no idea how shocked and happy I was to hear a holo talking about them, let alone doing a Smiths only karaoke. Speaking of which, I know she likely never will, but I would love more Smiths/Morrissey in karaokes

>>93175116
The Smiths were not popular in my country, although I turned out to have heard their songs, like the opening of Charmed, and yes, her the Smiths karaoke is one of the best.

>>93174116
>retards who can't separate art from artist
/vt/ in a nutshell

Twee hipsters have been doing 'I love Morrissey just not the RAYCIS stuff' for decades. Nothing new under the sun.
And half the songs are about laughing at women with over inflated opinions of themselves. Girls just can't get enough!

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>>93143819
If you see this and think lesbian instead of mating press, then that's a you problem. You being gay that is.

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>the reply
lol

>>93176329
>Wet cat response
Sasuga

>>93175516
>her the Smiths karaoke is one of the best.
You're definitely in the minority

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take-a-bump

I missa da Rissa

>>93180038
a certain relative of hers is live, anon...

Hopes for her casual outfit?

>>93180584
exposed cleavage and armpits

>>93180584
None, so I'm not disappointed

>>93180584
wakipai outfit

>>93180584
Ponytail

>>93181293
she has like 45 minutesish, is she going to make it?

>>93181293
You know, I get why she's doing it, but would Rissa even remember anything she herself did?

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I'm eepy today going to lay down and be serenaded to sleep by Gigi screams

>>93181293
Godspeed, Gigi

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>>93180584

Little Darling my beloved

>>93183412
Rissa's nails are simply divine, exquisite.

>>93143429
Reeducation stream with married women when?

2025 birds will never know about dad's cool pneumonia prank

>forced girlfriend

Nerissa wants to be split in half
by that tall stud at the gym

Everyone, delete your Nerissa selfcest porn NOW

>>93185517
I just want to lift and improve myself.

>Aradia overlapping Nerissa
lol they hate each other

What the hell was that
>welp guys I'm dying you can tell because I'm speaking exactly the same as the last two recordings
>>93185869
Wrong thread off topic

Nobody cares, go watch your indie and piss off

>>93185517
Who's the stud?

>>93186088
Me, (you) better shape yp

>winter outfit
man it''s been so long
it's sad that she hates it

This poor girl is using all her brain capacity

Did she just damn that guy to an eternity of digital hell?

>>93188051
No, they turned him off

Grem tourist here. Is rissa usually this bad? This stream would be 3x longer without the gi

>>93189026
She's just a little slow sometimes

>>93189026
Yes. Rissa barely plays games she hasn't before on stream (unless they're very simple) because of this. Add in a collab partner and her brain is literally fried.

I love my directionally impaired wife

>>93190393
Sexually impaired...

yeah but how what the WAU is doing is different from ARK?

>>93191213
The WAU is unintelligent and sees any form of 'life', no matter how disfigured and suffering, is sufficient

>>93191086
Mentally impaired...

>>93191086
Wait what

Gamer lean Rissa activated

>>93191527
arguably it might get it right eventually.

good day just woke up is nerissa good today

>>93189278
>a little
>sometimes

Did Nerissa make sure to put her headphones on right tonight?

>>93192056
I thought the point is the WAU isn’t sentient. So it will never learn. It will continue to keep you alive even if every moment is agony because that’s what it was programmed to do.

Has Rissa figured out that she can listen to the corpses' last moments?

>>93193137
Don't you do that in the first 30 minutes of the game?

>>93193265
Maybe but I feel like she doesn't examine many of the bodies she comes across

>>93192741
Even so, it can still do it by chance. Trillions of tries, like evolution. One has to work eventually

>>93193747
cool, so you're volunteering to be hooked up to the eternal suffering machine while the rest of us upload ourselves into the 24/7 orgy simulation then?

>>93194104
Would you rather all life on earth go extinct? WAU life is still life.

>>93193747
I’d hate to be the guy that’s been melded into a wall for 500 million years at the bottom of the ocean and finally have a moment where you don’t feel excruciating pain. Would you even be mentally there anymore?

>>93194296
But there's all the mockingbirds that don't notice they're not human. Also Simon, Catherine, and Ross themselves. The WAU was getting close

40ºC inside? that those suits are hot

Gigi is literally the one actually playing the game, just by voice commands

>>93191986
Lesbian.

Rissa's yelps are too cute

I want to strangle your retarded fucking oshi

Orgy with Nerissa Ravencroft

>man going into female body is DISGUSTING and involves BODY SNATCHING and BODY HORROR
did they really have to write it like this?

>>93197204
What do you expect from faggots.

>>93196890
I also want to strangle while fucking my retarded oshi

why is simon so fucking stupid

>>93197333
He's not him anymore but still is but isn't really. Man's mind broken

>>93197333
he's a legacy scan of a lad with brain damage

>>93197333
Actual non-meme answer was mentioned in game. He's "flatter" than newer scans because he was scanned with old tech.
Think of a photo getting taken and the saved as a low-res file

she's so fucking blind

I love her so much but goddamn her sense of direction is fucking terrible

Bro what happened to Florida

She hates this game

Seems like they're in the home stretch now

I was wondering why you would vollen in this game but now it makes Sense for nerisss

>>93200427
she just wants to be finished

>>93200528
>vollen
what?

You know, at least Fauna isn't here to witness Nerissa hate one of her favorite games. That's something.

nerissa just can't hide how she is tired of this playthrough kek

This stream hurts me a little since I love this game...

>>93200532
why? do they have something to attend?

>why did ross want to kill us
He explained before he got eaten

>>93201299
gigi seems to appreciate a lot of the game if that's any consolation

>>93201239
Saving the deep sea part for a third stream probably would've been better

So, why doesn't she like it? What's the professional analysis of rissa experts say?

Well, can't expect her to like every game. She's still her own person.

GG is trying hard to make Rissa's mood better about the game and I appreciate her.

Surprising to see Nerissa streaming at this time

>>93201501
Low iq Rissa vs. high iq Gigi

>>93201501
not an expert but probably because she's sick and tired, possibly even menstrual, and this is kind of a thinky mood game you gotta be in the mood for

>>93201501
She doesn't like feeling dumb, despite being incredibly dumb

>>93201299
even with the awful sponsored game she played last week gigi managed keep the stream lively

Rip Catherine

the MC is so fucking retarded

>>93202045
I think he was in denial not stupid. It can look the same at first glance, but I think there is a difference. And I have the feeling I would act similar to him in the same situation.

she is so retarded
but is my retarded wife

>>93201501
A lot of jailbirds cope, but she has literally said gaming is her least favorite part of streaming. The only games she likes are constant dopamine dosing skinner boxes and games more movie than game.

>>93197204
Based devs. Total tranny death!

>>93202366
Examples?

>>93202366
The only games she likes for the most part aren't games at all. She plays BG3 on the easiest mode like a VN, only like FF7 for the cutscenes, even in RS she just sits and has things hand fed to her, Powerwash is hardly a game. I actually don't know why someone who enjoys games so little became a vtuber.

>SC reading from the BDay
KEK WHAT

>She's gonna put Gigi down
no...

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Rissa...Come back...

I'm surprised she didn't mention Fauna at all

>>93202474
For the singing obviously. Do reps.

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>>93202551
Room for one more?

>>93202464
Like >>93202474 says, BG, FF cutscene compilations. She can get into ha ha, holocure and LoL for the dopamine hits

>>93202634
Gacha*

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Jwu, i miss her already...

>>93202474
She gets to sing occasionally and she gets validation for simply existing from fans. Not that hard to figure out

Have a good night /ope/. Remember to love your Rissa!

>>93202603
She was completely sick of the game and nothing else was on her mind. Literally no one else I've ever watched for this every tried to rush Lindhall and the WAU

>>93202603
Is it your first rodeo? She is now forever "friend F", unpersoned and never to be mentioned again

This is a weird thing to bring up, but I've been thinking about Rissa and her feelings about her current standing within Hololive.

Time for her to do lots of theory videos!

>>93202366
Her favorite Zelda is Ocarina of Time, she is more gamer than she lets on. >>93202500
Probably might have read a couple things, and remembered, though some bad actors probably just think she was unappreciative instead of being an awkward person.

>>93203165
Oh yeah, what are her feelings?

>>93202603
gigi did, she said she was talking to fauna about the game

>>93203328
The way I see it, she still doesn't have an actual idea of what she wants to do within the company. And I think it's only gotten worse with the arrival of ERB. And no, I'm not using this to shit on ERB. Don't really have anything against.

>>93203796 (me)
Something that also bothers me is the whole shipping thing. In a way, I feel she does it to get attention from the twitterfags, which works...Unfortunately it kinda backfires in a way because she eventually became, as one jailbird mentioned before, someone else's bitch.
Like the whole Sweetest Scarlet thing that happened for a good while, to the point Rissa had to mentioned it wasn't related at all to ERB.

>>93203796
I think that in terms of her capabilities, she probably wants to be the next Calli or Suisei but with half or less than half of their drive. She probably just doesn't know how to get there or what do to and doesn't want to rely on nepotism. Her age also might be weighing on her a bit since she's nearing the big 3-0

>>93204266
>someone else's bitch
Hey, that's my future wife.

>>93203796
Her ideal is Kiara meaning half her value is already carried by her performances and singing.
She just needs to have something that is her equivalent to HoloTalk to fill the other half and make up for being shit at games.

>>93204461
>She probably just doesn't know how to get there
You know, I can actually see it. To add to this, I feel she doesn't want to experiment much because of her trauma of being laughed at for failing.
Also, completely unrelated...
>that's my future wife
Blow me.

>>93203796
>>93204266
I don't agree with you. It's very clear that she isn't trying to be something she isn't. She is aware of who has what role. You compare her to Suisei but she is more like Marine Watame or Okayu. A comfy, clingy, emotional, funny, talkative, horny, singing, social butterfly. Most similar to an EN Watame in my opinion. Even in terms of growth she is similar. The only things they dont have in common is their stream hours and karaoke amounts

>>93204872
If someone that never watched Hololive popped into an ERB x Rissa collab they wouldn't know who has been in Hololive for over a year and who is the new debut, and it's been that way since ERB debuted. She absolutely made herself ERBs bitch because she sees herself as less than ERB.

>>93204964
No i completely agree in that but it wasn't the point i had been trying to make

>>93204872 (me)
Also Taso

>>93204964
It's actually kinda similar to ShishiWata

>>93204872
I compare her only to Suisei in regards to their music focused identity. Suisei's goal was to be an idol and she got there through her music. Calli was also music oriented and look where she's at now. Nerissa too wants to be music oriented but seems too disheartened because of her senpais grindset and also because people compare her against ERB's singing ability. Her voice is her favorite asset and while she's an absolute goddess, she's lost and either too stubborn or prideful to ask for help or her fears of rejection and failure are drowning her drive.

>>93205229
ALBUMBROS JUST BELEEB

SEEEEEEEEEX
https://x.com/GravysealTL/status/1876884809869353042

>>93204872
I don't really think she's in any way similar to Watame.
>>93205126
It's not at all.

I’m not a fan of ERB’s theatrical singing and aunt-like voice. You can find plenty of that outside the world of VTubers.

What I want to hear is Nerissa’s one-of-a-kind, refreshing voice and singing that can’t be found anywhere else in the world.

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why not rissaRyS though...

Fauna's a fuckin nerd lol sci-fi horror sucks

Goodnight /ope/ I love you Nerissa! Vod catch up is upon me!

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Sup Nerissa, I have a confession, I dont actually go to sleep all too late but it seems I have been lately. I have to get up early too thats the strange part. I honestly do try to write these earlier.
>games
This thread is complaining about your gaming abilities again, dont worry about it, if they wanted to watch gameplay they can just watch a minmax guide. You play to your abilities as you want, dont feel bad about it or worry about it woman, your fans like to watch for you not a game or how you play it. You're chill. I'm an awful gamer, so youre better than me at least. I really only enjoyed multiplayer casual games when I played.
>recs
I dont know much games to be honest, but I actually enjoy "jackbox" its really fun with friends. Especially if you all have the same humor (dont play with sensitive people or they ruin the vibe). I dont consider it a videogame since its just a board game or card game but on tv. It might be a good stream game just dont let jailbirds join in the actual game or they may write some not so stream friendly words. They can join in as the audience which cant really affect the game. I like "Jackbox party pack 3". They recently came out with a rated XXX "jackbox naughty pack" Do NOT play that one its completely degenerate. Thats literally a game for guys that you only play with your guy friends. I recently saw a game where some chicks joined in and I was deeply upset, not only by their answers but how unashamed they were to reveal facts about their promiscuous sex lives. Do not play that game Nerissa.
>another rec
You seem to like story driven games so I would maybe, maybe not recommend "Catherine". I never played it but a friend liked it and told me about it. Its about a guy that has a long term girlfriend named Katherine but he recently met a new girl thats younger, prettier, sweeter, and more fun named Catherine. So you the player as the main guy get to make choices on his life and which of the two to pick to be with. Naturally theres lots of drama, itd be fun to hear your commentary and your choices.
>Catherine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xft8HXfQu_8
Thats the trailor if you want to check it out. The only reason I might not recommend it, is because in between the cutscenes and dating sim/ visual novel type gameplay, there is also logic based puzzle gameplay as well. And I dont know how much you want to deal with puzzles. Also apparently they updated the game to include a third girl option, except its not a girl its a transvestite guy. So I might not recomnend it for that reason either. if youre going to play it play the original version.
>questions
What makes you feel good? Emotionally speaking and mentally speaking of course. Whats that something in your life that makes you feel really good about yourself? Brightens your days up no matter what? Is it a food? A song? A memory? Something else? Whats that something that makes you feel like your relaxed from the tip of your toes, to the tips of your fingers, to the end of your face and scalp on your head? That something that you can take a deep breath and exhale and all your troubles go away with it? Leaving you relaxed and refreshed, vibrant and happy? What is it?

Rissa loves Christ

>>93209154
>I'm an awful gamer, so youre better than me at least.
I have no words

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Holding Rissa's hand on the way to Sunday service

>>93209960
>>I'm an awful gamer, so youre better than me at least.
>I have no words
What? You got nothing better to do than to game all day?

Swallowing Nerissa's diarrhea after she had a taco bell bender

make rissa watch this

https://youtu.be/tfe31XTHHMI?si=Wqr3MjnN04I2An0F

Sex with sick Rissa

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>>93206459
I love Rissa handlebars

>>93204266
Eh, I can't really say she has become anyone's bitch at the moment, despite how obvious she is to please, but that is within her nature due to being bullied so long and so often I think. So even if people had used her to try to boost themselves and not really given much back, the reverse is that she still ends up pretty well off, even if, if we're being uncharitable (and in some case that is warranted to be uncharitable to some people) with some people leeching off her.

Sure Sweetest Scarlet got co-opted a bit, and she goes with the flow mostly until people get really annoying, but objectively, she only really gets more beloved. So if the goal of any amount of people is trying to pull her down or use her, it's not working that well from my analysis. The only thing I think right now she needs above all else is bolstering her confidence to capitalize on the fact people really do like her and she doesn't need to worry so much.

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CINEMA

>>93209154
>you want to deal with puzzles. Also apparently they updated the game to include a third girl option, except its not a girl its a transvestite guy.
She's not a trap, she's an alien.

I'm almost done with the SOMA vod
I'm getting the impression she really doesn't want to be here and is only doing it for fauna
She's not even attempting to engage with the game

>>93203296
>Her favorite Zelda is Ocarina of Time, she is more gamer than she lets on
But she didn’t beat this game, the only Zelda she beat was a Breath of the Wild.

>>93214839
Pretty much. Gigi carried the stream, Rissa didn't even try to hide her comtempt for the game.

>>93214963
Yeah, it's gotten even worse in the few minutes since writing that comment. The part I was at she was just acting annoyed and unhappy, but now I'm at a part where she's actively complaining and seems literally mad
I'm not saying she should lie about her enjoyment, but I feel like she's not really putting in an ounce of effort to try to enjoy it either

>>93215054
Yeah, she never really tries at anything. Even when someone asks something or makes a suggestion, her first answer is "I don't know that, don't ask me questions".It's annoying but oh well, nothing we can do, unfortunately. At least Gigi was there, imagine if Rissa had to finish the game alone.

I am only an occasional Nissa watcher. What's this about her having been bullied a lot? Is it serious, and by who?

>>93215835
She was teased by some people when she was a student. Nothing serious.

>>93215959
>Nothing serious.
You should tell her that

>>93216022
if she didn't want to be bullied in school she should have been less dumb

>>93215054 (me)
ok I'm at the ending now and this may be the worst playthrough I've ever seen in hololive
I went from not enjoying it to actually getting mad at her complaining
shame

>>93216061
spoonfeed me please. what happend?

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>>93216278
You could leave a comment about it.

>>93216391
No, I'll just downvote and hope the next one is better

>>93216278
Not to pile on but her playthroughs of almost every game are pretty much the worst of all the Holo playthroughs. Unless she's your oshi there's no reason anyone would watch her game playthroughs over any other mEmber. If she doesn't like gaming and just goes through the motion, more often than not speedeunning just to get it over with, she should seriously consider looking into other content. Look at Shiori for example, she's doing two handcam streams a week. There are other things to do for streamers besides just play games. And no I don't mean watchalongs, those are just as bad as playing games you don't enjoy.

>>93216499
K-Karaoke Bros??

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>>93216499
I think her MiSide stream was one of the best in holo! She cared a lot about the story. One of the only people who went for all the endings and tried to collect all cartridges.

>>93216301
She claims it was because she was a cringy otaku and I'm sure that was one thing people picked to shit on, but it's because of her ADHD retardedness. I guarantee she made many social faux pas being a sperg amongst her peers and got ostracized for it.
This next reason is just my own schizo theory, but it sounds like when she was poor she lived amongst a majority of non-whites, which if true would mean odds of being bullied dramatically rise.

>>93216542
She said she doesn't like that either, and we learned that the once a month karaoke she did after debut was basically seen as an obligation to her rather than something she wanted to do. I really don't care for ERB as a Holo but I respect that she realizes games aren't for her and leans into the thing that got her hired. And for Nerissa, it's the same. She definitely didn't get hired for her streaming prowess by streaming Stardew and Powerwash to 20 people.

>>93216577
She liked Miside by the end but the first half was exactly like most of her game playthroughs, blazing through it, not really paying attention.

>>93216675
I don't really agree, as soon as she noticed that she missed a lot at the beginning she restarted her playthrough, which is quite dedicated.

The sad thing is that even if someone made a comment about it, twitterfags would just go "you're valid queen" and she'll simply ignore it.

>>93216895
vtubing is a giant hugbox
water is wet

>>93201501
Nerissa is as dumb as Fuwawa, she doesn't like thinking and needs simplicity

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Ran errands all morning and only realized when I got home that I put on my holster but forgot my gun

>>93205229
Maybe she should stop putting all her chips on singing when she isn't actually that good at it?

>>93217155
Why do you anticipate killing someone

>>93217064
The problem with Nerissa is not that she's dumb but that she's so cocky that she never has a desire to improve

>>93217155
amerimutt spotted. If you want to use it on someone so badly shoot yourself.

>>93216022
I'm just going off of her descriptions, anon. Yeah, it sucks it happened, but they never seemed particularly serious.

>>93215268
This is so sad, I don't get why Nerissa puts so little effort into Hololive when it's been her golden ticket in life.
Is she expecting to make some even bigger breakout? She's not a good enough singer to make that her career.

>>93217636
If doing Stardew, Powerwash, and zatsu streams for 2 hours a day, 4 days a weeks was enough to get her into Hololive why wouldn't it be good enough now? I sometimes think she actually thinks this way. Meanwhile some see the opportunity and put their nose to the grindstone realizing that this paycheck may only keep coming for the next 5 years so it's best to take advantage now. Either that or her frame of reference from her prior work is so bad that even being a very unpopular Holo is good enough for her, so why try harder.

Don't worry Rissa, when you get married to me, you don't need to force yourself to play videogames, only care about home duties

>>93214896
My point is that the implications that she hates playing video games some try to put up, is wrong. She is pretty much a Nintendo baby, and while I can understand why that is viewed as casual, I see that type of mentality from a lot of streamers. Like another pair who play RPGs, recently played Metaphor on the easiest difficulty(for "lore purposes" they complained if the battle had the barest of the bare mechanics but conversly, loved exploration, team building, and min maxing), but they play a lot of games.

>>93218182
Dude, Rissa turns on the game, speedruns it, two hours pass by, "That was so fun, blah blah blah, bye darlings!"
She kinda sets herself up that she doesn't like games, much less stream.

>>93218584
So many of the games she "played" ends up meaning she watched someone else play it as well.

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>>93217257
Jailbirds have to stay strapped

>>93218620
And on easy mode. Can't forget about that.
I won't lie, I can kinda understand Rissa a bit. There are games that I start playing, but I struggle a little to get into it at first. It isn't until I restart from zero another day that I can finally start enjoying it.

>>93216732
Shhh, you're making sense, and the usual baiters and idiots come out of the woodwork after fun streams. So don't bother with them. We even had another idiot saying she can't sing well, but since they didn't get any (You)s they kept going the gaming route.

>>93218931
>fun streams
What fantasy world do you live in, that was absolutely not a fun stream, especially for Rissa. Hard to take anything you say seriously when your head is buried so far in the sand.

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>>93218994
You gotta understand, the reason this guy defends Rissa so much is because It's actually Rissa herself!!

Has she said anything about playing Metaphor? I've not tried it on lower difficulties, but I imagine it'd be easy enough she could just melee her way through the game, and there's some characters in it she'd probably start gushing over.

>>93219237
Too hard and too many things to pay attention

I've never watched any SOMA streams because that game seems boring as fuck, so if Rissa hated it she's based and correct

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She should play more League with GG that will get the views...

>>93219237
She was able to get through Persona 5, so it seems like normal should be fine for her, and there is still easy and Storyteller if needs arise. Now, my guesses for her picks in it that she would be both a Strohl and Louis simp. Most go for one, but she feels like the type to go the bishounen villains and scruffy boys (i.e Sephy and Zack). Now, some also like Basilio, but I think she will be a Fidelio stan, he seems her type. And of course, her Lynn Minmei/Sheryl Nome loving ass will want to bang Junah.

Sex with Mama Rissa

>>93215268
Honestly that would be fine if it was only contained to playing video games, but this mindset rules her entire life. It's so sad, she has so much potential.

>>93218700
I just pictured you being a retard with no safe gun handling knowledge, shooting yourself dead. Police then finding your corpse in front of a gun-wielding fat fuck.

She should play more OSRS

>>93221205
> OSRS
> Play

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>>93221205
VALID

>>93208313
So vicious

>>93221389
Fembird? Let me have sex with you

>>93214772
Peak

>>93219552
That fat fuck? Me

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I do love Rissa as a performer but I wish she tried as a streamer

i wish rissa had hairy pits

Espresso 400k+ on spotify
GLB 100k+ on spotify
SMN 1.3MIL+ on spotify
magic about to hit 2 mil on yt
Aishite 3× about to hit 11 mil on yt

>>93225367
Hell yeah I’m proud of her!

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>>93225328

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>>93225367
going downhill since debut, that's our oshi

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxbp1XdiqYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxbp1XdiqYc
spacha read

>>93226731
She's /here/

>>93226471
Cute

>>93226731
Oh yeah she mentioned that last night. I’ll look forward to it!

>>93226731
She remembered, love her.

>>93170442
She likes gingers, and for one I can't blame her.

>>93226731
kek
doubters btfo

Baker-San will you be around? I won’t be able to do an emergency bake

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>>93228009
I can if they're busy

>>93228028
If you would please. I’m away from my PC so I’ll be unable to do an emergency bake

>>93227909
THEY WILL ALWAYS GET BTFOD

>>93177227
JESUS HOT

NEW BAKIE!!
>>93229566
>>93229566
>>93229566

>>93177227
>:>=
Eh. Thanks though

As the last post, I will marry Nerissa and live a happy life by the sea.

Meeting the Rissa, dating the Rissa, proposing to the Rissa, marrying the Rissa, sex with the Rissa, having children with the Rissa, getting older with the Rissa, dying with the Rissa