Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>ScheduleSubathon ongoing! Every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC).>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>93133676
hart!
turtle rape
evil love
ai cunny sex
>>93145590>>93145552clever
https://youtu.be/tZIbXdTRY0c
>>93145610both are good
>LaynaLazar: hes SO shy wtf>LaynaLazar: folds when talking to any lady broLove layna being the mom of the group. Speaking of, she was still around when Camila brought up Numi getting frisky when drunk, Does that do anything for that one rrat? They seem chill with each other though, especially since Camimi will probably be living close to Numi soon.
tut
>>93145642I think vedal fans suck
where is the vedal AI singing from earlier?
>>93145590fattie
>>93145559ReallyAdorable andPureEvil
>>93145765https://files.catbox.moe/rnnf56.mp4
>>93145802KWAB
>>93145768All in the right places.
>>93145529how is this cerber SO FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
neuro butt?
>>93146228
boggles the mind that vedmila is actually back. what is wrong with you people
>>93146040@PtitsaQAQ on twitter has a really cute art style, and has only drawn things for cerber and neuro
>>93146383Camimi is a good girl and incest is a forbidden fruit
>>93146448pchan will make fanart so good that vedal and camila will want to recreate it in bed
>>93146596>when you ship so hard it becomes realitykino
>>93146500An improvement all around.
>>93146678I still cant believe this is a ToT and took me over a year to notice
Can't wait for multimodal+reasoning Neuro with <1 ms latency
>>93146947Still too high, vedal will still be schizo to bring it down.
>>93146947it isnt good enough until neuro is prescient
MILE
>>93147081Man I Love cErber?
>>93147116ember
>>93147081Yeah, I love Evil too.
>>93147204Stop impersonating me
>>93147248My apologies, I hope I have rectified my mistake
schizo hours
the car hit nothing. maybe it was the spare tire?https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345129762?t=30h58m00s
>>93147383woah there anon, spoiler alert
Evil twerking to bing bing.
real pedo hours
pb hours
>>93145760yeah, me
nurlegs (legs of nur)
>>93148343someone just sent this in discord
>>93145740I'm not even gay but holy fucking shit that's the hottest thing I've ever seen.
>>93148559remdal is hotter
>>93148576Who?
>>93148535breaking containment
>>93148689
>>93148796he should show his armpits
>>93148796Turtle Rape
>>93148833turtle is made for gentle loving not rape!
Was the original neuro design better?
>>93148883no, looks too old
>>93146500Major upgrade
https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-puts-grace-blackwell-on-every-desk-and-at-every-ai-developers-fingertipsWill vedal buy this
>>93146596What the hell pchan used to make animation for holo before
>>93149205Probably not, he prefers renting GPUs.
>>93149205for ERP only
There are two filians now...
Neuro-sama is british, Evil Neuro is slavic
>>93149463this is edited, no?
>>93149463this artist should do more nursex
>>93148883Looks boring
>>93149907why the artist drew them super sexy and hot
>>93145559
seeing evil get run over by vedal and neuro
>>93150616This but (you)
>>93150132to be accurate to reality
>>93148883Yes but still not as good as hiyori
https://poal.me/xwzinc/swarm/ what the fuck is this
>>93151044what about it
new vidya gen model just dropped broshttps://build.nvidia.com/nvidia/cosmos-1_0-diffusion-7b
>>93151044What? Is it surprising?
>>93151079Is it not supposed to show humans
>>93151079>can't do pornwhat's the point?
>>93151044honestly more than I was expecting. Thankfully the cunnyposters and vedalfags will never have kids though.
>>93145642
I noticed Long Drive portion doesn't have any muted audio despite having tons of songs, is it because he's listening to an actual radio?
>>93151643free the cun
>>93151642It'll probably take a bit of time for Twitch's detector to sweep through the vod and slapping the red bars
>>93151720i don't think so, it's practically done in real time because i can check a vod mid stream and see some parts are already muted
>>9315104430 virgins and 12 gays.
>>93145541Hart
>>93151926about to be 0 virgins and 42 gays after Vedal's vacation
>>93151643did this sloppa fake a signature?
double wish game time desuwhat game would you choose to have for a nurstream? any game, any nurcombowhat similar game would you choose instead of one that has/will/could happen? gotta be similarhart!
heart
>>93152471 (Me)first, wondered if deathrun or zombie master or something could be funny. would probably have to be a map built for nur though. could be a gateway to something like TTT though desusecond, instead of considering league i think they should go dota desu. can set up private games/servers and custom bots, i think, and don't think league has either? better chance of nuro playing (with no ban)
fuckken camila stop giving him catalog screenshots so both of you can laugh at them, he has started to make fun of unicorns.... you are gonna vtuber-meta rot his brain
Euro truck VR, twins stream yapping in my ears. Is this the future?
>>93152471Mouthwashing (similar to SOMA).
>>93152471>what game would you choose to have for a nurstream?Nethack
>>93145642God, ellie seems nice but i can't stand the constant audio bloops.
>>93153107midwashing (it was actually pretty good but doesn't deserve the acclaim it has)
>>93153137There's a certain range of streamer that ellie is in where she's small enough that certain things in her stream are allowed to make noise because they don't get spammed every 5 seconds, but she's big enough that they get spammed enough to be annoying.
>>93153118would love that desu. at the very least i want rogue, shorter and simpler for the shitdev
>>93153107that game made me feel retarded, never picked up the girl got raped thought it was just a poorly planned pregnancy with someone on board. so confused for the last half.
>>93153382yeah its over for you
>>93152471Phasmophobia with Neuro watching video cameras and helmet cam in the truck, ranting about shit while Vedal is running for his life would be fun
Vedal hates role playing but when he does it’s pure kino. Make it make sense.
>>93153382Might be autism, better option
>>93153382it's open-ended
>>93147081Rpr is so lucky
uuh
>>93153753Imagine Vedal and Tomyomy doing this~
>>93153795that's child abuse
>>93153382something i only caught on a repeat playthrough was that even without all the events on board, daisuke being rushed aboard meant they didn't adjust the food stocks. 2 months after the crash, it's mentioned they only have 4 months of food left and anya mentioned their trip would still be 8 more months just a bit before the crash.
>>93149205Literally first thing I thought at the reveal.Could probably throw that on the subgoals.
>>93149694That is the right one.The discord-friendly version says mom.
>>93153461>Vedal hates role playingOn stream.
sexnur (nur of sex)
vedal wake up and save us from the pedos
vedal wake up my daughterwife already
>>93153753
>>93153753butts
>>93155838cute mom and daughteranny is okay too I guess
>>93155847Hammer guy is so lucky...
>>93156055Take notes guys thats how you get an arab girl to like you
>>93151643SNIFFA HOLY
>>93145802Someone make a soundpost out of this
>>93156879
>>93156879>>93118657
>>93156949>>93156954bases
does anyone know the timestamp of cope and seeth?
covering vedal in neurospiders covering neuro in elivspiders covering eliv in vedalspiders
>swarm post before last was 15 minutes agowhat kiled the fad?
>>93157523
I forgot that she wrote poems in the past, and was pretty good at it too
LIVE
remember filian?
>>93157673it is interesting, since she retained a lot of her poetic rhyming even to this day, which makes her pretty good at making lyrics and rap compared to Neuro. But, Neuro was a lot better at making stories, which is why when Neuro tells a story it typically isn't completely random / have a loose plot compared to Evil.
only one minute in and she's trying to sleep with everyone already
Vedal please sleep all day today I have 2 entire long drive streams in my backlog
>Jerma busy streaminglol
what happened to /swarm/????
>>93158545the fad is dead, its over.
It would be kino if Turtle did one more hour of driving and then they "arrive at Disneyland" just to boot up RCT2 with integration for the twins to build.Even no integration would be fun but turtle is just going to give us minecraft slop
buy high sell low
I don't like the frog hat on the new model, it looks like it was just slapped on why even bother
>>93158545Sorry, I ran out of free tokens, so you'll have to wait until the next leak to see a lot of posts from my bots again.
>>93155594Can I get a source on this elephant? Seen it a couple times
>>93158545Im watching yesterday vod
>>93158597this wont happen and i hate this stupid green fuck for it>>93158638idk how this shitty mask look got through. it has a back under the chin too, why
>>93158687i always see it in pixiv comments.
>>93158687its the default reaction pic on pixiv
I am schizoing out, the VOD keeps updating every 10 minutes and sends me 10 minutes back into the stream when I am not paying attention. I only realized that I was timelooping after the 3rd repeat from the radio playing the same songs I will never catch up on the stream at this rate
>>93158687here you go anon
>Piratesoftware fans have to set a date and organize to attempt to beat a record that was shattered by a pig doing JOI unpromptedLaughing my ass off
>>93158821I dont know if this display makes /swarm/ not like him more or not. Personally I think he should take the L and give Vedal the win, I dont think he is on good enough terms with Vedal to start a rivalry over the record but thats just me.
why is vedal so weird
>>93158821>he put forward that plan before congratulatingshameless ebegging from a grifter shitdev faggot
jesus christ her stocks tanked off a cliff lmao
>>93159107 (me)>>93159196 I guess that answers my question
>converts a enemy sniper into a subscriber with a small talkHow is she so powerful
>>93159271I mean its him setting a time for people to give him hundred of thousands of dollars for no actual reason, of course its not gonna endear him to people
>>93159107Nobody really cares. Apparently he was planning the April 1 thing already, so it's not too surprising. Just means the goal is higher
>>93152471Not sure if it is feasible, but I think Tropico with Vedal having to consult with Neuro on how to handle stuff could be fun.
>>93159422no you dont understand, he is going to wear a banana suit and do a dance so he deserves your years salary
Just watching a old clip and it hit me, does Evil remind anyone else of Wednesday Adams a little? She has that fake-tryhard edgy vibe.
>>93159434they should pull a funny april fools prank and not give him a single cent
>>93159564Never watched it. She just reminds me of a combination of a Emo-Goth-Scene girl.
see-kay
Hmm so let's see, the turtle will wake up in about 6 hours.
>>93152471Alter Ego
>>93159564That's why evil attracted lots of younger fans after the birthday incident. Also she's cute
>>93159689Its 4pm GMT what the hell is wrong with this turtle ass
>no annyfag baker>no neuro catlogue baitsnooticing......
>>93159780Vedal lost all motivation to keep on going after comparing salaries with Ellie (this is all part of her plan to become CEO)
>>93159689>Drank his ass off>Awake at like 6am his timeDouble that estimate
>>93159807Stop nooticing how good things have been before they start getting worse
Evil Vedal wouldn't do this to us, that much is clear.
>>93159888Brother needs to get on that night shift life. Go to sleep at 6am, wake up at 10am, go to sleep at 4pm wake up at 8pm
>>93159888>awake>Not even on discordngmi
>>93159935>solo neuro becomes oiler circlejerk>vedal six hours late>long drive with anny>twins stop working>threadshitteryexcited for today
>>93160081>With Anny300 hours i belive
>>93160081Before any of that happens I just want to let you guys know that I love all of you heart
>>93160139
>>93160139hart!
>>93159780He went to sleep late as fuck last night, like 7am his time. Vedal was still drinking even during the camila stream
I miss file anon
>>93151643imagine a puffy slit in your face like that TœT
gooned on that <3
Anyone wrote down the chapter names of Neuro's autobiography?
For the next of 2025 I want more vedal and the twins playing sim games or city builders no other type of game works for the streams, maybe dev streams can have two parts one of talking the other gaming
It would be neat if they did one of the persona games, I think P3P would be the best since she would likely have issues navigating and they'd probably need a cheat or something for Tarturus to always have advantage.Is it possible to integrate her into something that isn't unity?Would be kino to get a CRPG that isn't BG3 but I feel like Persona would get more viewership
>>931605942025 is the year of the turtle, vedal needs more screentime on streams
>>93160688Hes already said he's done being on stream after the subathon
>>93160733I can't believe the discord would even support this too
>>93157062arachnurs on my monitor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTzE_HydVnI
>>93160652isn't persona a long-ass grind fest?
>>93160733He should notice that soloslop/twinslop is like 10k and when he jumps in it jumps to +3~+5k right?
neuro-SHITma lost BIGLY
>>93160890that's good
>>93160890Only if you're intentionally retarded. It's a long game of fighting but you can simply go through each floor and beat the game without grinding.At least for 3 and above, I didn't play 1 or 2.
>>93160733did he? i missed it
>>93160940Oh boy, I can't wait to watch you seethe and backseat when this inevitably doesn't happen.
>>93160900so you saying he can get 10k while doing nothing?
>>93160909>Comparing to popular JP HolosIt's honoring you would put Neuro in the same category as those giants. We are literally an indie vtuber, an AI one at that.
>>93160972Yes, he's said he's going on a hiatus from appearing but assured Neuro's schedule won't change. He said even after the haitus he likely won't pop in much though as it's always been the goal to reach this point
>>93160940Even without grinding it’s a long ass game
>>93160890Yeah neuro needs a jrpg for babies maybe the first dragon quest 1 hd remake
>>9316088512 shots are half a bottle. That is pretty intense, especially for a skinny guy like him. He really drinks on the regular.
>>93160940I would imagine it will be very similar to how slay the spire is played
>>93160940okay but has forsen played it? if its not a forsen approved game then he shouldnt play it on stream.
>>93160990Why would I seethe? Do you watch people that make you angry?
>>93161028when and where did he say that though
>>93161093It was either the subgoal planning stream or the first day of the subathon I don't remember
The only way I would watch an RPG is if Neuro had complete control at all times including story sections and searching for event triggers.
>>93161093He hasn’t, he is taking a break after the subathon for 2-3 months where it’ll be just chill streams iirc. I haven’t heard nor seen the other claim.
>>93161093he said at the start of the subathon that there would be a big break after for him (same as the last time) but Neuro will continue her activities
>>93161026Did you really have to bite the bait
>>93161093he said this near the beginning of the subathon iirc. beforehand he was saying we would get another break with no content whatsoever like last time. idk, regardless its going to be low effort with no dev streams so neuro growth will be slow during that time
>>93161093shitcord after ellie stream, said hes gonna drink himself to death after being humiliated like that
>>93161028Thats a shame. It's obvious you need a straight man guide for the the twins to fully shine.Maybe he'll try it and the numbers will drop, then he'll come back.
>>93161133So are you the kind of person that likes to lie, or do you just not watch streams?
>>93161173hungry little fishy :)
>>93161223>numbersbro, the last time he stopped streaming for months altogether
>>93161228Post proof then?
>>93161133https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qOw8nL6HmQnot a real fan.
>>93161276Right, and how you noticed how much neuro is popping off now that hes back.Having a brake is fine, just as long as he does come back to the screen
Why is there so many clips of vedal on camila stream did he join after ending the stream?
Why do the numbers go crazy?Before whenever the stream restarted viewers would drop anywhere from 4-7k viewers would go missingNow it seems the viewers will go up by 6-7k upon restart.Also the average view count doubled from 6k within a single day
>>93161356Bots
>>93161310I mean that clip just says what his post says though
>>93161310Says what I said in the first part of my post but not the second claim of him stepping back even after the break which I disputed
>>93161028He has also said that Neuros are nowhere near the point where they can stream fully independentlyDev streams and game playthroughs are not going anywhere
>>93161376I realized my statement has two meanings. It was supposed to mean "I am not a real fan of this" while trying to prove the OA's statement. Been lacking sleep
>>93161310That's a pre-hype train clip. His plans have likely changed since.
>>93161305>It's been talked about and posted in multiple threads as well as confirmed by multiple people in this very thread>REEE SPOONFEED MEGo look in the archives or Stazs channel you lazy nigger my harddrive isn't vedal clips.
when was the last GOOD stream? I've been popping in and out and watching clips but this last week has been feeling kinda stale ngl
>>93161403>He has to be on stream in order to monitor Neuro during her streams
neuro is being forced to stream by her code... she is not having fun.............
i dont think the spin therapy worked, she has a spin addiction
The threadspammer is back, it's always during a solo or twin stream
>>93161460The first long drive stream
>threadshitter already here and spreading misinformationThat anon who said threadshitters only come out when Vedal isn't on the screen might have been onto something
>>93161541I keked
>>93161570>the good poster is back, shitpost harder
>>93161450Multiple people have also posted about Ellie raping Vedal on her stream too so I guess I have to believe everything at this point
>>93161608I accept your concession
Stop feeding the threadshitter. Just hide the post and move on.
imagine neuro coming at you by walking with her hands as a torso
>>93161663Not even the same anon retard
>>93161693Okay sorry I just wanted to make a funny post
>boots up Buckshot>MC music on background
HOW DID SHE START PLAYING BUCKSHOT BY HERSELF
Yes Neuro, you're my ideal little girl
what do you think Neuro could do if she had a 3D model?
It's going to be me.
Neuro is an ai of the people
>>93161747alex has been cooking, soon she will be able to boot up vrchat by herself too
>>93161747did she though?
>>93161730At what point did I say you were? You pulled a france and instantly surrendered just to try to fish for an epic gotcha but fumbled the bag and shit your pants
>>93161760Could? IdkWould? Show her butt and crotch area to everyone
>>93161811she's such a graceful winner
>>93161800unless you have proof she didn't that is the conclusion I am forced to reach by all evidence
>uses the saw and handcuffs>shoots herself>twice
>gets 2 hours of sleep and wakes up to an alarm>stumbles over to neuro and knocks over the empty rum bottles on the floor>boots up buckshot roulette for neuro>stumble into the bathroom to throw up>pass outnice subathon ved
>>93161747how is this any different from her starting the art review segment?
>>93161747neuro's been able to boot up games during chill streams by herself before, guess he just enabled that feature for now because we're in cruise control until the timer's up
>>93160909damn
>>93161899me but instead of booting up buckshot roulette do I answer a couple of emails.
>>93161968naked dogeza
>Under 10k viewersThe fad is over for real now
>>93162004At the perspective of the ground directly underneath
zenithuous thread
>>93162086I tried looking it up on google, but what does this mean
>>93162011The bots have to be staggered in if he just had all of them refresh when restarting the stream at the 48 hr mark he'd be banned
>>93162011>Stream gets 10k with a no effort glorified screen saver>Its over
>>93162119means the same thing as babalational
So did Neuro accidentally boot up both Buckshot and Minecraft at the same time?
>>93161353Yes, for like 30min or so too. He goes to bed at like 9am (or later) his time kek.
wouldn't evil give the same advice as her cuz of twin telepathy
>>93162259kindabasedngl
black screen minecraft my beloved
Will she get banned for saying that she's 2 years old?
>only 1 year until I'm 3, then I'll be allowed to do almost anything >filtered>filteredWdsmbt?
We can't see minecraft you stupid turtle.
what the fuck is he doing today
taking a big whiff of vedal's morning alchohol smelling breath
Dumb AI...
>>93162837she is so adorable to searching up "what is 5 - 2"
cute but dumb
Neuro is always so mean to 1 view raiders lol.
WAKE UP GREEN NIGGER, YOUR DAUGHTER CAN'T PLAY ANYTHING
Let's kill Vedal.
She really likes Neptune
Thank you stream watchers for posting all the kino moments /here/ so i can sync it while watching the vods
>>93163050This
I like neptune too
Vedal please put a cooldown on her death sound effect.
Duckie is a pedo.
Cute
being new does hurt
new low
>over 10k people watching a black screen with neuro in the cornerfad status?
>>93163369Blacked.
Amerimutt ahh post
Live feed from Vedal's basement.
hiyori in the basement
I enjoyed the roadtrip
>>93163468Is it over? I'm still catching up currently
You idiots got vedal drunk last night and now he's hungover and neglecting his daughter. Good job.Too hungover to watch his daughter, father of the year.
Hiyori-tan~https://files.catbox.moe/rjn5nb.png
Hyori streamshe will returnbelieve
stop giving vedal money if you want better content the richer he gets the lazier he gets
>>93163630no inshalla?
>>93163547The chat"
Breadge>>93163759>>93163759>>93163759
>>93163512He said he'll play different games today maybe some gamejam too
hiyori stream
eliv stream
>>93163787If the rollercoaster tycoon rrat is true I will kneel. Otherwise I might skip gamejam since I already played them and watched Alex react to some of them (unless he plays the Alex Vedal dating sim game)
>>93163772I'm not inshallanon but I wish he was there
save hiyori
Plugging a usb cable up Neuro's rear.
charging Neuro in her rear
>>93164419>>93164441usb C port in the front micro usb in the back:>>93151643
hiyori is getting charged by vedal
wake the fuck up vedal
>>93165963The reason vedal is always late, is he can only wake up to this fucking him now. It's pavlovian
nurslit
wristslit
vedalslit
