Boykissers Boykissing Edition>What is /asp/?/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.>Is there an audience for X?Would you watch someone do X?Is someone already doing X?>What video editor should I use for editing clips?DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.>I see the rentry! How do I join?Just DM boop147 on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!Open company auditions:Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/enNiji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307Useful links:General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGKWhat to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdtOp-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplistPrevious Thread: >>93131342
what if janie ended it...
>>93179725Wrong he is in bed with me
I'm starting to see the appeal of the babi hugbox
>there are 2 genres of stremer: personality and gameI am the third secret type, reliant on the message
What did he do right?
>>93180434Look absolutely fuckable. Also found a good time slot that can suck in the raids from bigger streamers who would otherwise raid into SEA or Australians.
>>93180507What time slot would that be?
>>93180857Late nights / early morning in US.
ONE WEEK INTO THE NEW YEAR Confess, Get it off your chest, say anything.
>>93181020I hope Elon Musk dies soon or someone kills him
I should probably block all the bots that engage with my posts
>>93179673Daiya killed himself and the fault is on ALL of you.Yes you, reading this post.I hope the guilt eats at you at night.
>>93181340>ALL of you.>Yes you, reading this post.wrong, I always supported him and I been there since the beginningout of everyone he is the second person I supported the most in the last two years
>>93181479Now all that support is wasted because he’s fucking dead. DEAD.
>>93181340I never spoke to him and he never spoke to me, am I supposed to cry for every other thousand of people who die
>>931814791. Egoistic suicide
>>93181020I miss my friend, I haven’t talked to him in a long time. I hope you’re okay.
>>93181340He did it after learning of Camui’s suicide. Never forget when they flirted on Daiyalogues. Lovers in the afterlife
>>93181834Go talk to him!
>>93181927They haven’t been online in a long time, those “last online” messages hurt
Why is Vita openly following a bunch of NSFW artists on his main instead of his own alt account?Should I unfollow him just in case?
Daiya will come back some day. Let him have a break.
https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukichHaru's talking about running over pedestrians!
LINK ANCHOR:REPLY WITH LINK WHEN YOU OR AN /ASP/IE GOES LIVE
>>93182087Unfollow all the males
>>93182193>>93182118https://www.twitch.tv/manasongwriting - Software and Game Developmenthttps://www.twitch.tv/sanikink - Mario & Luigi - Brothership
>>93181736I FUCKING HATE YOUI FUCKING HATE EVERYONE WHO JUST WATCHEDWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU BELIEVE YOU GAIN NOW SHITTING ON SOMEONE WHO IS ALREADY DEADYOU SHOULD ALSO KILL YOURSELF
>>93179725Jamie already did and it got resurrected If Janie does it'll probably get resurrected again
>>93179673Naya character reference sheet!!!
My 2025 predictions:>mintcastella joins vshojo>kongou graduation>carmine_ch suicide>paperbag graduation>shadychama graduation>spike_ad graduation>halbernacht graduation>papaya suicide>slushie graduation>pafu partner>ineda canceled>alpin graduation>daiya suicide confirmed>fwofie partner>gumpai partner>berylberu partner>haru partner2025 is the year of total male death. Daiya was the first and will not be the last.
>>93183900why are you skinwalking RES
If you want me dead, you're gonna have to kill me first
Dishonored!https://www.twitch.tv/kiji_the_wafflehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwUZvF3wBOc
it Daiya is really dead i am going to hurl
>>93184399Why would you care? You never watched him.
>>93182193>>93184343
>>93181340Good
>>93182846Pretty hot
>>93184228Not everything related to ai slop is related to that waste of energy. There is a m*le chuuba here who prides himself on his ai slop.
>>93182846Its like power but with boobs
>>93185134AI is fucking based
>>93185134That chuuba isn't you and doesn't pride himself on making garbage posts in a vtuber thread.
>>93185134Imagine being such a self-hating faggot you censor your own gender
>>93185134
>>93185616
>Franky>Sterling>Runoxi>GobbWhy do black people always choose a model with unnatural skin color?
>>93185738I thought runoxii was some kind of asian
>>93185738
>>93185332No.>>93185370Failmales like him exist to be laughed at.>>93185586You can't even name one male you genuinely enjoy watching bitch. Your faggot opinion matters not.>>93185616Deserves to be shot in the street!
thanks for sharing your joy streamer, also look down.
>>93185770Don't you fucking dare tempt me with that.
>>93185897>trying to change the subjectI can name dozens. You can't make excuses for being a self-hating faggot. Deflection won't save you.
Lapin still won
>>93186081won what
>>93186015Iriya...
>>93186067Name those dozens then! Doesn't change the fact that males are a laughing stock in the vtuber industry :3 ai only exists to be used for shitposts.
>>93186328Literally none of that changes you being a self-hating faggot and you'll never escape that fact.
>>93186328you literally shit in diapers
>no arguments>resorting to insultsI win!
>>93186731Congrats on your win now go change your diapers.
>>93185914thanks for hanging out, always appreciated.
ok now its just getting pathetic
More of you should learn to use SAMMI, it's easier than you think and it adds interactivity for chatters.
>>93187126A few aspies have taught tutorial streams for it. Might be worth considering refining that for offline content.
>>93187126I already use it
>>93187126I prefer to code it myself
Name the dozens you watch. Not even kuro from vshojo pulls 1k viewers. Vtubing is strictly for women.
>>93187259ok jignx
>>93187287Stop giving the retard attention, retard
>>93187287jignx is just the failed xalamon
Imagine lying about things that are easily verifiable.
beryl and haru have to pretend to be women to even come close to what a real woman is capable of in this industry. Not one male vtuber is capable of explaining what they want. They only stream to keep the suicidal voices at bay.
>>93187476but haru is a woman
>>93187500>ftm trans>woman>>93187401Amazing numbers for a male vtuber. Most can't even pull ten viewers. Good for him!
>>93187476How do you explain male vtubers that have been happily streaming for 3-4 years now?
>>93187476I didn't believe it was possible to know for certain somebody is a virgin simply by reading their posts. I am now a believer.
>>93187660>ftm trans>womanyes
>>93187682By not giving attention to a troll threadshitting. Kill yourself
>>93187682Have you asked them if they're happy streaming?>>93187690Name five males you watch lol
>>93182193https://www.twitch.tv/kuromaruoniisan - Just Chatting
>lol
Oh femschizo, tell me, is mold_entity male or female?
>>93187875isn't that another ftm?
>>93187757This is the best model a male not being a gay little femboy can come up with. Can anyone find even one likable aspect of this design?
Have any of you ever asked a male vtuber if he's happy streaming for years with zero or negative growth?
>>93188040have you ever had sex
>>93188265Why do you ask questions knowing the answers?
I must have struck a nerve. Maybe you should find a way to be entertaining if you want growth. Be more like Fwofie maybe?
>>93188614she declined hard why would I want to do that
>he's still begging for attentionpathetic
>>93188761>begging for attentionThat's all streaming is.>>93188653>friends>community>fansWhat do you have in comparison?
I hope you can cum very hard after crabbing these pesky males darling~
>>93189197he only cums when randolurk3r ruins his rectum with his huge cock
>>93187126I need to but I'm really lazy
>>93182193https://www.twitch.tv/firstfl0wer - Terraria
How do I get over my fear of talking to myself like a schizo for hours while playing a game? I'm in front of my PC with everything set up and ready to go, except I can't click the stream button because I'm frozen by that crippling fear every single time.Now that I'm writing this the answer sound pretty simple: just press the button and do it lmao, but I really don't know what to do or what to say, at least until someone pops up and I finally get an audience to hear my ramblings.I'm just gonna press the button, I just wanted to vent out before doing it.Still, any advice about how to not feel like I'm in an asylum when talking to myself is appreciated.
>>93190816>fear of talking to myself like a schizo for hours You see, the best thing about most of the people here is that we have tons of practice, even before streaming.
>>93189087Self respect
>>93180434Cocky go boing boing
despite being “friends” with so many of you no one would actually notice if i just disappeared and never came back and this breaks my heart
>>93180507His model isn’t even that sexy compared to other girl models, how do people keep saying this
>>93182193https://www.twitch.tv/freeofme - Monster Hunter: Freedom Unite
>>93191277No its sex you’re just straight
vtubers are just not originali dont know how some of them have made it bigyou play the same games as everyone, you do the same voice as everyone, you look the same as everyone and somehow a handful of vtubers have a huge fanbase
>>93187126Sammi is not a replacement for a personality
>>93192185once you reach partner you don't have to be original, simply having viewers draws more in. a lot of them put less effort in and become nothing but react slop
>>93192204fwofie... don't look...
Consider streaming fallout new Vegas while talking about the idol group you stan for. This will help comment you with your chat.
What do you want from me
Males should just become viewers for better female streamers.
how to DaVinci Resolve?
It’s cute subway commercials piss him off
>>93195094Women don't do what I want to do.
/asp/ie for this feel?
>>93195227Pretty slowly and agonizingly. It's the price to pay for it being free, some things will be hard to do when in any other paid program you could do them with a single click, but at least the basics are easy to learn.Google how to do something and if you see a YouTube video with a bald guy on it, bookmark his channel. He has a guide for almost everything you'll ask on how to do later on.
next time someone asks about rorschach, just know I'm fucking her three times a week on average
>>93182193https://www.twitch.tv/fythol - Final Fantasy XV
>>93190816We can stream together till you feel okay with doing it>>93190879This is true
>>93196736Early fythoid stream bless
Late Gen 5, early Gen 6 was peak /asp/
>>93199151only for dramafags
I miss her so much. It was one of those night where I let my mind wsnder onto memories of her, and it brought me no joy since I already know what the present is...I hope she can one day give herself another opportunity, I hope for her smile to still be there, I hope she has at least found something that could keep her afloat. Uncertainty is the worst, maybe we didn't do enough to show how special she was, maybe we didn't try hard enough to let her be, maybe we failed in some way that made her take that decision without any regret...I hope one day she says something, anything. There is no day I don't remember her, and I can only miss her now... I miss Rura, I miss her so much... I just wish she ever knew how much she could do... I simply feel like there is still a thread of hope to hang to, since she hasn't declared she surrendered yet.I wish for her to be well...
>>93199203All of the promising talent originates from there:MondFwofieAlpinRuraIriyaPukki
>>93199465last night i fucked rura on my bed like untz untz untz untz untz her ass was clapping so fast i started freestyling on the beat but her screaming drowned it out, she'll return to streaming once she gets back to the philippines
>>93199614>promisingyou mean popular/infamous
>>93199614I hope she achieves her goals...
>>93199614lol
>>93185738Why does it matter? Can a person, any person, not simply be an oni/goblin/computer virus/A MAN MADE OF FUCKING ROCKS in peace? Do you need your blacks to also be black as a fictional cartoon thing? Sterling should absolutely have a chocolate golem recolor for Valentine's day
>>93185738Blame vtuber/anime fans they see dark brown skin, interest for them dies. Hell Ria mentioned lightening her model to get more views for her yt shorts.
>>93200065Because I'm recognising a pattern and whites and asians don't do this
>>93199614DeadDyingDyingDeadDeadDying
>>93185738its because blacks are UGLY thats why! they dont make their vtuber models because theyre black and ugly and they hate their skin so they use unnatural skin colors!
>>93200065>>93200149You can just have a white model though?
>>93200370if black ugly why my cocky go boing boing
>>93200370>blacks are UGLYlol, no.
>>93199614Rate each /asp/ gen and your favorites from each
>>93200489Nikola Nikola Nikola Nikola Nikola
>>93199465mf talking about her like she's dead because she's too busy to stream lmao
>>93198366I'd take your offer if I wasn't streaming in Spanish. I could try speaking English, but not right now, maybe once I get the courage to even stream at all. Thanks for the encouragement, though.
>>93199465fucking creep
>>93200412you have to remember, black people usually identify themselves more in non-white characters if there aren't any characters that look like them. Think of Piccolo or Knuckles being the "black" person of their groups. They're taking that angle since there's a better chance of positive reception that way. Also, depending on the person it's pretty jarring to have a black voice come out of a white model. Chibii mentioned wanting to use a white model but didn't for that reason iirc.
Give up on me
>>93185738when it comes to darker skin tones, which ones are nice on vtubers?
>>93200810Caramel or tan like Fwofie
>>93200810everything up to dusky dravidian
>>93200809Please don't say that... I do not want to believe it... I do not want it to be true... Please just one proof at least, but don't just say something like that so easily...
I wish that I could start again. But a rebrand would never work. I hate myself.
>>93200763>knucklesAs opposed to Sonic, Shadow and all the other white people hedgehogs.Chibii is based
Knuckles is Aztec, shadow is Mexican, sonic is white, and silver is a pussy.
I'm horny again and thinking of you, but I know I shouldn't. I wish things were different.
>>93201687That sucks, anyways so tails is Canadian
>>93201687Name him sis
>>93201959Iriya
>>93201687Same.
>>93202040Name her
>>93199465>>93199712>>93200599>>93200743so judging by these replies rura was like groomer abducted by a few people and there's a few who didn't get invited into her inner groomer circle?
>>93202023Why sis?
>>93201271why wouldnt it work out, anon? are you too commited to your other character, perhaps?
>>93202430His heart belongs to someone else
>>93202386no, she is just depressed and some anons like to fuck with the "I miss rura" poster by talking about NTR and similar
DAILY REMINDER:- Talk to your community- Make tweets- Remember to be happyI ASK FOR THEM, I CARE, MALES DO YOUR MINIMUM JOB, I WANT TO WATCH THOSE TWEETS AND I WANT TO GIVE THEM A LIKE, DO YOUR PART NOW!!!
>>93202744Yeah, meHis boyfriend
>>93203270Camui...
>>93203260Go back to trash, green whore
>>93202744Who sis?
>>93203315I've been seeing this copypasta way before gobb showed up
>>93201271You only think a rebrand would not work because you aren't playing a character. You forgot you're supposed to be an actor. The stream is a stage and you'd do just find playing a real character.
>>93203594They meant Grace
For the anon who talked about it (>>93140932) sorry I forgot to reply in time! I checked and supposedly, there are some things and "steps" to take into account based on the info I saw around and got to read! you should:Try to have around 500 followers, there seems to be a floor before twitter gives you a big boost because of premium around that first mark, then there are others at like 5k, 20k, 100k, and every other +300k or so after thatUse the reply boost to inform the algo that you are interacting with the twitter enviroment as a shole, it seems to be a part of the built-in system that encourages you to also "reach out" and associate, reply, go into public chains, and something thst I don't think is as true but that I also read: follow trendsAnd something that isn't specific to premium accounts, but rather to the general user visibility: not have too many followers who are completely dead on your follower list! Those are either accounts which have no activity nor which interact at all with posts, hard to notice, or more easy to spot bots and such! You might want to prune some "followers" if so, the recommended avg was less than 20% of your followers being bots, and I didn't find any trustable platform capable of performing the pruning for you!>>93203315You are starting to get a lil bit mean anon, is everything fine? Please don't be so mean
Goodnight. I love you
>>93199614>every single person listed has lower ccv than a gen 6 png
>>93204626Who?Mond was nearing partner numbers
>>93199151Gen 5 was one of the largest. People will always remember the drama but they will forget that the influx of people is what allowed those who followed to hit the road running.
I'm going to take a week of leave from my shitty work, learn all of these obs stuff, get a premade, go live in a month, and mingle with you magnificent fuckers
>>93204987Good job. Start shilling now.
>>93204987if you have any obs questions leave them here, I'll try to answer as best I can and I'm sure there's others here who could answer too
>>93204987>mingle with you magnificent fuckersanyone you're most excited about meeting?
>>93205132Groomer coded post
>>93204855She doesn't stream and therefore her ccv is 0
>>93200682Awww.Well if you need anything ill be happy to help
Newfag here how do I stop being scared and retarded of going live?I get like dedicated and stuff for a month and then out of nowhere I get scared to hit live
>>93205132Tbdesu fellow idol aspirants like nikola alpin daiya
Remember to say no to femboys & babis
>>93206026Get drunk.
all i ever wanted was to feel loved
>>93206284this post is about me
>>93206026just click it. whenever I find myself hovering over the start streaming button I just close my eyes and say 'fuuuck it who cares' and click the button. then i usually wait a few minutes before streaming so i put some music on and walk around my room a bit to get any nerves out.
>>93206284Sorry but I like Haru.
>>93206284Sorry but I like Beryl.
>>93206026I went through this. Just slam that mouse button without thinking about it and don't give yourself time to feel the fear. You'll feel a bit relieved after a few seconds and then you can continue however you want. Remember that nobody has any preconceived notions about how you "should" act or sound except you.
>>93206284I say no to discrimination instead
>>93206345And you got that, but why stop there? You also realized you were capable of loving, you had in you that spark which you sought from others, why just give it up?
>>93206284femboys are fine, but babis are always creeps.
They mini collab went well anons i met a ton of other vtubbas and made good friends with most of them but i still wanna chill with aspies after being around other tubers for like 2 weeks
The magic is gone
New Archknight just dropped.
>>93206482He's misrepresenting his finances. Anyone that gave him extra money for those cookies are fools.
>>93208147That's a name I haven't heard in a bit
>>93208183Where's your proof?
>>93208452They stopped posting in the thread, not like they ever did networking reps anyway.
>>93208452A happier time....
>>93207045nah i know a couple good ones
>>93208147I like the model more but idk how I feel about the color coordination. I feel like the darker tones fit their aesthetic more and matched together. Maybe a Yuki redesign is coming too?
>>93208147Is he a femboy?
>>93209264I’ll never forget the time I got really high, watched ChaosFoundry, and came to the conclusion they were the absolute peak of vtubing and absolutely beat out IronMouse in every way. I woke up with a sticky note with a bunch of illegible letters and symbols that I vaguely remember were a mathematical proof of why they were so good. Crazy stuff.
>>93210582Last time I watched him I had nightmares for a few days
Are there known ballparks for shorts metrics with vtuber content>viewed vs swiped>avg view duration>view:like/sub ratiosetc
How do I figure out what my selling points are so I can focus more on them?
>>93211836if you can't look around and go>like vtuber x, but more y, less za few times, then you're either very oblivious or don't have any and it's time to fake it until you do
how the fuck do you stop mumbling on stream
>>93210510no he has a woman in his head
>>93211696It really depends. I average 25-30% viewed, 13-18 seconds of view time. Views usually range from 400-500 for most shorts that get picked up by the algos. As in, if you get pushed, it will usually be for about 400 views. Likes and subs vary. A subscriber every short or two is pretty good, and 10 or so likes is pretty good. Successful shorts can get a couple subs. This is with minimal editing and a png, mind you. If you make shorts from vods or videos, you can link those directly and you might increase views on your longform as well.Getting 100% watch time (e.g., through shorter shorts, more editing, etc.) and greater than 30% viewed vs. swiped seems to help with future shorts being pushed.
>>93179673Live now with some Hunt Showdown!https://www.twitch.tv/purrsonvthttps://kick.com/purrsonvt
>>93182193>>93213113
>>93212162You're mumbling because you're not used to speaking so people can hear you, you're not speaking expecting people to hear you, or you're fat. That's really it. Speak like you intend for people to hear every word you're saying and you're not ashamed of or hiding what you have to say.
>>93212575I gotta check the viewed/swiped metrics. Didn’t even know that was a thing and was confused why my shorts were only getting 400-500 views with 130% engagement/watchtime average
>>93213472So the reason mond only mumbles and can't speak English or German correctly is she is fat as fuck it all makes sense now
ok finishing this game for real this time https://www.twitch.tv/vita_x_3
>>93213566Considering she doesn't leave the house, the first case is more likely than the third but you're a comedian with nobody laughing so you've got other problems of your own
>>93213524I wonder how hard of a curve they grade that on130% on a 6s short doesn't seem like it'd mean much if it gets no other interactions
>>93213524My most viewed short had 51% viewed vs. swiped. The next one had 50%. Third is 42%. I think it’s more significant to have that metric high than it is to have comments. Possibly even more than likes, too.
>>93213830Yeah mine are usually 15 seconds with 11-20 likes and stop at 400-500 views mostly >>93213845Just found the metric, 75% kept watching vs swiped for my best one but yeah many are under 50% which definitely explains why they stop at 500 rather than being pushed further
Sexpests associatong with one another and patting eachother in the back for being fucking desperate will never not be funny.At least that way they make easier for everyone else to learn what their intentions are and to not associate with them, but good god, how sad it is to see such people openly being desperate. It isn't even boyfailure or whatever the fuck they try to make it pass as, it's outright starved for pussy mentality.
>>93215163The /trash/ thread is good because it serves as an easy way to know who not to associate with. There’s some innocuous posters like Ramnor and Basil but then you’ve got people like Violet, Eli, Gobb, Pantsu, Polybius etc
I love rottie!
>>93215371That thread is literally just all the dark browns going “open your cloths saar”It’s amazing how similar going there is to walking down a street in india as a woman, except much gayer
>>93215411Yeah we know Camui can you shut up now?
>>93215163Sex bwad I'm better than adults that rwespectfully and consentfwully sexualize themswelves
>>93215661imagine sexualizing yourself on /vt/ to 0 view vtubers. That’s just sad!
>>93213714thank you for watching the final boss was fun to play against
>>93215432Weird post
>>93215843Oh my god I'm cheering uohhhhh
Zoomers turning into prudes with an ever increasing war to own the gooners was not on my bingo card.
>>93216269Only because anon is describing (You)
>>93182193https://www.twitch.tv/scege - Dark and Darker
>>93216529Even weirder post
i miss the tierlist also wheres all the gens spreadsheet???? current aspie list is basically just 4channers to avoid :P
>>93216832>:Pyeah this is a good faith post
>>93216978just want to keep track of my worthless opinion about vtubers anonymously is that so wrong :D ha ha. guess i will go digging for the spreadsheet anyway
>>93215371I'll take the gooners over the gossiping bitches of this thread.
>>93206207both are dead
>>93215371I can simply ignore the trash thread, it literally is out of sight out of mind. But going e-beggar mode in social medias is where it truly gets me, out of nowhere you get a completely out of touch with reality interaction between two antisocials trying to encourage eachother keep being desperate, or even worse those ones where a completely normal post ends up getting a non-ironic "wan sum fuckkk? 8^)" from someone who openly does that, unlike /here/ where you have to do a detectivesque sort of work to guess which posts are from whose.>>93215661>openly being desperate and trespassing boundaries = sexNo lol Try to do that part of vtubing called networking, perhaps that way you will find out that some fuckers are using this as an unironic dating service of sorts, and the problem is particularly the "wellll if it happens it happens hihi~" while they are going after EACH AND EVERY SINGLE HOLE THEY CAN, and thats when it becomes annoying. I wouldn't know about even a quarter of what goes down at /trash/ if yall didn't bring it up every single day like it personally affected you or something that people were using the sexual split for that, they are somewhat capable of refraining themselves to that thread and not much, the other guy has a sort of list about eho all the participants of that place are or something, I guess?? I don't give a single fuck, nor I do about the hundred similar discords and whatever that exist out there with the same purpose, the problem are those incompetent fucks trying to get some crumb of sex by trying to play the pity card for the nth time.At least I can huff my copium of "they will get cancelled at some point because they never learn how to keep their hands to themselves", but that is really not the case in the world of micro and nano "celebrities"
>>93216832Welcome back layla
>>93218186Does Layla even stream anymore?
Live in 20 min with 2nd session of the Region Quest Nuzlocke this week. Hitting up the Aether Gauntlet today, lot of big fights to clearTwitch.tv/alpinalbench
>>93216386>"baby girl i would grab you and fuck your ass until you become one single wet mess who cannot think about anything but my cock, i will get you hooked to my dick and you will be always thinking about having sex with me while im gone, sweetheart you are gonna touch yourself while thinking about my phallus and you will yearn for it to be inside of you filling your womb with my seed every single waking hour until we get to be back another night <3">"i mean boy, i would totally give you some head ;) i have mad hip game, maybe we need to get together and spend some hours together~ perhaps my lips would feel good if they were touched by yours, and i dont mean my mouth ;) think about it, the excitement of getting all sweaty together, doing such a workout routine, then going to take a bath just to end up as equally exhausted there :3 i could even use my hand to pleasure one side while exploring some very private others with my tongue iygwim ;>"incredibly hard pass bro
>>93218970You went to a porn board and got mad about people posting about sex.
>>93182193core suppressions and memory repressionhttps://www.twitch.tv/ramnorthewanderer
Glad to see hate for the trash thread. It's all just gays ERPing and one guy spamming goblin porn. None of them stream.
You guys are weirdly obsessed with people doing the sex with each other for how much you guys dislike specialization apparently. Are you guys just mad no one is e-flirting with you?
>>93182193>>93218434
>>93219307>doing the sexThey always find ways to show that nobody has gone near them with a ten foot pole their whole lives, don’t they
Can you fags spend less time trying to get in each other's pants? More on content creation? Making viewers actually want to watch your asses?
>never mention the trash thread>get dogpiled as an antihuhyou are not the center of the world bro
>>93219471But how else am I supposed to socialize without inventing e-dating relationships between people with zero romantic connections like they're Sims?
>>93219388Sorry for using fun sounding internet lingo instead of being even more of an annoying dork to people being pissed at other retards on a Mongolian basket forum, I guess. Sure bet you must be drowning in pussy after you discuss virtual anime-girl wannabe larpers on the internet
>>93219687nta I don't think I'd care if it was just anons lusting over vtuber designs or whatever but it all just eventually turns into gay couples shipping or harassing vtubers (or viewers if some schizo sees a name on a viewer list more than once).
>be gay non vtuber>no one wants to fuck>pay $1k for vtuber model>now everyone wants to fuck>called cute every day>other gays hornyposting about you>free fanart>don't even have to stream
>>93219918The former is a complete non-issue and the latter is just projection man. My neighbours fuck each other during the night so I guess that means they'll go rape someone together in 10 years.
>>93215371I've posted in your dogshit thread once, Gooners deserve the fucking rope
>>93220043I have no idea what you think that comparison was supposed to communicate
>>93220043>non-issueanon its the foundation of over half the stupid gossip in this thread, if you want retarded relationship gossip go to /soc/
>>93220162>gooners deserve the fucking ropeIronic coming from someone who posted their lovense link on a public 4chan board
>>93220162>me when i lie
>>93220703>>93220388lol. everyone believes you Rottie
>>93215371All I do is say goodnight and ask how people’s day has been man
>>93216386The zoomer trend of identifying as asexual because they can't/don't know how to date and its consequences have been a disaster for adult interactions online
>>93220915So.. Poly is the Rottie poster?
>>93220388Poly posted a sex toy link on 4chan!!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/kyuuketsuki_ikaGUH SPLATOON 3
>>93221296Not the only one. I think she’s lower than dirt but I only mention her when she’s brought upNot poly
https://www.twitch.tv/holdenfalschI don't really have a plan, I definitely get all the things done. Probably. Well, I am definitely playing Vigor, probably gonna get bullied in it
>>93182193>>93221564>>93221608
>>93179673Nice art
I really want to make it anons, I'm trying to remain positive but I'm scared
>RES banned>thread diescoincidence?
>>93225660It can finally rest.
>>93225660Peace at last
>>93225660>ruin the neighborhood>go to jail>neighborhood is now empty>he was totally not the reason why its now empty, he was a good boi
>>93225660>thread diesNot slick with it, nobody cares about the dick measuring contest of going through as many threads possible besides (You)
>>93225917His advice was the only thing keeping this thread going. Now it's just drama and crabbing. Sad.
>>93226210who is this lie supposed to fool?
>>93221564thanks for stopping by!!!
A eulogy for daiya>no one watched his daiyalogs>his karaoke sucked>his design was truly awful>and you know he never fuckedSuch is the fate of all males who think they can make it as a chuuba. Ashes to ashes. 2025 really is the year of total male death.
>>93219226>None of them stream.Ramnor posts his links there more than here while openly being the biggest whore within the community. Smooching everyone and blaming it on being European. No other Euro aspie acts that way he's just an annoying faggot
>>93227298All male chuubas are annoying faggots.
>>93227298Bonnie tried to embrace her whore genes but failed
> Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvmI'm seeing a lot of these today. Stay safe out there.
>>93227568>ai piss porn
>>93219226Jealousy isn't a good look, babe
>>93227753being fat is unhealthy and gross, not sexy
>>93226210Take a hint and shut the fuck up.Spamming shitty advice every thread without a trip isn't keeping the thread going. hehehe so funny yeah you baited the newfaggots who don't know any better.If you want people to take your advice you're so desperate to give then perhaps become successful first.But that's impossible for you.The only thing you're "good" at is scamming the government to live off of ssdi.Everything else you've failed at because you're such a fuckup.Your parents are ashamed and regret having you.
>>93220162How's your buddy Camui doing?
>>93227883>mintcastella>denpaI rest my case.
>>93227986did he fuck your oshi or something?
>>93227986He does better than all your males streaming to zero viewers :3 wagies like you should be in your cagies!
>>93227379Why won't some that have been going for 3-4 years without success quit?
So these are the high quality on topic posts my posts were disrupting huh? I guess you were right to complain. Now that I understand how you like your thread I will try to limit my intrusions.
>>93227094>no one watched his daiyalogsto be fair his daiyalogs were not meant for viewers, he never tried to make them appealing for viewers so its to be expected
>>93171961Viewers arrive to a stream for a variety of reasons. Few viewers (outside of mods and VIP chatters) know the streamer outside of twitch, and so little can be said about viewers really being there for the actual vtuber. Twitch viewers are what you might call "the twitch audience". These viewers can often overlap to "the YouTube audience" but there can sometimes be some difference. For example if you are a dual streamer, and you stream on both twitch, and YouTube you might notice the majority of your viewers switching to twitch. Though over time you might start to see new viewers trickle in from YouTube. YouTube is a more global audience. Twitch though having an active viewerbase might not exactly be the most globally available platform for viewers. For example many devices that have a YouTube app available don't have a twitch app available. So you ask "are viewers there to watch vtuber?" the answer is often yes, and no. Often first, and foremost a viewer is there to support a platform. If viewers were there simply to support a vtuber the vtuber could throw a live event, or switch to a alt tech platform like Dlive, and all their viewers would show up. Alas that is simply not the case. Many viewers are fans first, and foremost to a platform as a platform makes content available to them with convenience, and without ever having to leave the home. If you are vtuber reading this I am sorry, but if twitch, or YouTube went down the majority of your fan base would likely not follow you to an alt tech program as it would be inconvenient.So the original question is "can a game category attract viewers" to which the answer is "yes". Same as a platform can have an audience so too can a category. Unfortunately popularity fades, so there's no concrete "when stream this get this many viewers" hack. I can tell you that after e3 presented fallout 4 on twitch I streamed fallout 4 on twitch at 12:00 am my time after renting it from a Redbox on the night of release, and I got 5 viewers. I know that doesn't sound like much, but for 8 years I've averaged 0.2 ccv on the regular, so 5 viewers is quite a lot. Streaming games that are popular on the night of release is a way to attract new viewers. Though it can be costly to the point you're better off paying someone to watch your stream if all you want is numbers. Another example of when games can attract viewers is when a game shows up in sales. For example there was this card game called "Hand of God" or something like that, and back when Xbox was pushing that game with their "games with gold" program I got about 15 viewers with that, about 30 viewers with the Sherlock Holmes game that Xbox was pushing at the same time. Point is games, and game categories can indeed attract viewers. We like to think viewers are absolutely devoted to vtubers like old married couples, but really that's usually just mods, and VIP chatters. The majority of viewers are a free people, and wander to channels for their own reasons, and wander away just as easily. Anyway I hope I brought some things to your attention worth considering. Consider streaming a game that you would want to look up gameplay of.
>>93227379t. an annoying faggot
>>93228140larping as RES is more cringe than being RES
>>93228110You should spend another 3-4 years asking until you realize how powerless you are
>>93227999Dead
>>93228195>erm actually he makes dogshit on purpose
>>93228298Any worse than me?
>>93218125I am not reading that paragraph of cope go jack off, pray, or smoke some weed
>>93228110Mental illness.
Remember if you aren't partner by your first month then you should quit as this isn't meant for you
>>93229083How many /asp/ males are partner? Oh? Only uwo? The male who is barely a vtuber? That uwo? In four years? How embarrassing.
>>93229385You are a fucking retard lmao
>>93229385How many asp females made partner in their first year
>>93229475Denpa.
>>93229469>lmaoYou know you have nothing. Mogged by fems in your own niche! No bitches! No viewers!
>>93229518No she didn't lol she didn't bot up to partner untill after the 1 year mark
There is a certain attractiveness to being so dedicated to anti-ing males every single day I must say, perhaps I can fix her. Its just like a kid in kindergarter getting angry at males, your opinion doesn't matter silly.
>>93229646The opinion of any femchuuba matters much more than any male. Who would you rather listen to for advice: daiya or denpa?
>>93229579Prove she botted.
>>93229720>femchuubaBut you don't stream you silly goose, you are such a comedic genius. Keep going, next clap back will get every single male ever to exist to never attempt vtubing for sure (lol)
>>93229799Tell us why you stream. Enlighten us. Why do you stream?
>>93229792Go look at the giant ccv spike and drop
>no response
>>93229579It's ok when women do it.
>>93230069>seething male>no idea how numbers workStay mad!
>>93229844>Why do you stream?Bwcause it's fun, because I have the dream of making it >inb4 your dream is getting into femchuuba pants YOU SEXPEST!, because I wanna try dreaming for something that might be useful instead of rotting away, because I find it more meaningful than many other things, because I got to know friends and I got to know that there was something beyond what I used to know about being a chuuba, because if I were to make it I would love to also help others make it >inb4 you will GROOM a femchuuba because thats all you care about you GROOMER!, because I would rather do this than to not even enjoy living a life full of nothing.But what do I even have to do with this intrinsic problem of males being the root of all evil in vtubing? You are forgetting your true objective, you should try to keep yelling at the sky about how males are all not fit to vtube, it will certainly be productive some day (lol)>>93230092Look at you, you are so childish that you cannot even imagine someone typing instead of spouting the first string of negative comments onto their target of hatred. Sorry for having taken so long, here you have a reply which will mean nothing since you just want to tear down the male vtuber archetype which you yourself constructed and conceived as the enemy.
>>93230380You have no viewers. Your friends are nothing more than coworkers. You screaming into the void as you play video games to no one accomplishes nothing nor does it help anyone but the screaming voices in your head. In four years the number of males who have made it can be counted on one hand. Do you genuinely believe you have a chance?
>>93230380Join the peace corps if you want to do something with your life. Streaming helps no one.
>a minute apart
>resorts to insultsYou will never have more than two viewers. Males have no place in vtubing and everyone knows this. The largest male chuuba is a raging faggot. You have no chance.
I really do want to get into her pants but she would probably kill me if I tried
I really do want to wear her socks but she would probably kill me if I tried
>>93231365>>93231475I choose to believe these are both about me
>>93230069He said proof not speculation sis
Its funny that he keeps saying "you'll never have more than 2 viewers" and similar while most are averaging close to 10 at least. Its not even a decent threadshitting effort. He's just stupid.
is rebel actually banned?
>>93231790schizos used to actually be able to hurt people. Now they just say things and it doesn't mean anything anymore.
>>93231820he gets banned all the time, that never stopped him from coming back
Hod daki washedCredit card outEyes butteredoh yeah, limbus time
>>93232190why are people limbusposting again
>>93232190>paying for gacha
Two viewers is the same as ten if none are chatting.
what are you scared of, put your trip back on
>>93232751Two won't get you affiliate
>>93232751cope, sell your computer and get an actual jobyou are wasting everyones time trying to stream
>>93232815>thinking i streamTell this to the males in this thread. daiya took the hint and deleted himself. Hopefully more males follow.
>>93232777Imagine wanting affiliate. I refuse to sub to your faggot ass.
>>93232975lol you're still seething over lapin not wanting to date you, this is so sad
>>93230539>you play video gamesThere we go again, it somehow looks like you forget about the basic way that assumptions work in, it is too funny to see you randomly try to guess who you are talking to.And about the numbers, I dont even get it, you always devolve in >males are bad <no they aren't >post your numbers m*le <ok here you go >ha i gotchu! look at these other numbers!I mean if numbers are the only thing that you truly cared, there is a whole world of maths and calculus that could provide you with far more entertainment that just here, but ok.>Do you genuinely believe you have a chance?I mean, its the same as you, who keeps telling every single male how much of a failure they are and how the world would benefit from their graduation, if not why would I persist on something so hard? Just to fickle with the bean of self-gratification? I already told you that you make too many assumptions lol>>93230598>Streaming helps no one.See, you are too funny always, perhaps that's the real point, to take into the deepest of the absurds an idea and play into this "character" who hates males for a bit... no, it surely isn't that, you are doing all of this for some good reason, right?I mean, even if I kept asking for another thread you would still keep avoiding the question, so we both kinda get what the reply is lmao
>>93233122look up "rin wasabi" in the archive if you want a good laugh at how pathetic this guy is
>93233122>schizobabbleLadies and gentlemen; the best /asp/ has to offer! Keep proving me right about all of you.
>>93230539Rin why don't you bite the bullet and go trans?For a guy, you sure love crying like a little girl.
>>93182193https://www.twitch.tv/sanikink - MapleStoryhttps://www.twitch.tv/zanparsnipheadvt - Warcraft 2
>>93233269now this is cope
>>93182193Live now! Ruadh's Reading! Come get cozy by the fire! We'll be looking at René Descartes this time around! But first we're going to look at that strange present I got for Christmas...https://www.twitch.tv/ruadhuacailte
Not one of you failures can say what you enjoy about streaming to no one at all. I owe you nothing.
>>93233686What do you enjoy about splashing in the mud with the "failures"?
>>93233686That's why I stream to viewers instead of to no one at all. Idiot.
I’ll be honest if someone asked me why I like streaming I’d probably just shrug and say it’s something to do.
>>93233686What do you enjoy about shitting up this thread? If you hate males so much, spare them your sage advice
>>93233780>>93234050When I have to take a shit, this thread is a great place to take a mental shit as well.
>>93233686Any nobody has any reason to put any stock in anything you say or engage with your embarrassing attempts to debate people. Crazy
>>93232190YOOOOOOOI did like 2 core suppressions cause i am so good today
>>93234240Peaked in highschool ahh post
Covering Pafu's tits with semen
