Vanguard Week Edition Last thread: >>93227277TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo TEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri ARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze >OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/433Vnca5>Graduated Membershttps://pastebin.com/FdhhcY1f>Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
>>93248278/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
>>93248297AMEN
>>93248297amen
>>93248297Amen.>>93248278Junior HATE!
leglock and babytrap machina x flayon>>93248297amen
>I don't understand what the hell he is aboutlmao
>>93248297AmenAlso junior love
poor mama kekdon't worry, it was great
>There's IPs!?>We ballTwo VODs in one day...
>>93248297Amen.
>>93248536makes it even better next year!mama love
>the version with all of us
>>93248628I still think we should have sung On Top of Your Girl for VG debut
SAILING THE SAME BOATBOYS!!
BOYS
>Autotuned ShinriEverytime...
Sailing the same boat BOYS
literally on top of the worldthat's so cool
Stars in space...
that was cool for real
First on top of the worldNext on top of your mom
I hear gloves
Hakka put your kinks away, this is a special occasion!
>still has the rope
ENTER FUMA!also junior hate hate HATE
Does this come with the service
JUNIOR HATE
>>93248297Aaamen
JuniorGOD love
Anons you will learn to love Junior one day, I BELIEB
What is this WHORE saying?
>>93248933I forgot about the mech niggasArmis gundams when
can we have the french guy back?
So is Flayon not streaming tonight or what?
junior...
>>93249197No he hates you
>>93249132How dare you, no frogs allowed
>>93249233Oh that's fine by me, I also hate him
>"wdym i'm a beatdead dad?!"his esl is coming out
>>93249197cuckiroons...
>>93249197that autist did it yesterday because fuck jst
>>93249197he streamed his anniversary yesterday, his 3-hour long lore autism wouldn't have fit in this relay format
>>93249326>>93249341oh ok, I think I'm messing up because I thought the collab would be by the end of the relay, but I blame Shinri for saying it was gonna be on Wednesday
STALIN ON STREAM?
>StalinHitler when?
PAKOPAKO SENSEI LOVE
PAKO SENSEI LOVE
PAKOPAKO RABURABU
>hires pakosen as a club host
OFFPAKO LOVE
this birb is struggling
Stalin: the stream
We're getting champagne merch?
Guys, I think I hate Junior.Lets kill him.
WHERE ARE MY DRINKS YOU USELESS FUCKING BIRD?JUNIOR HATE!
LET'S GET FUCKED UP /MANS/
JUNIOR HATE(S US)
>Or should I call you...dad?Hakka is living some fantasies tonight...
HE’S THINKING
ANOTHER CUP
Is that tokimane? kek
Another cup to put on your koi coaster
>we can quench your thirst and SATISFY ALL YOUR NEEDSWHORE
WHO IS THAT????
>Got the hypmic artistkek this birb
how many fucking koi coasters do i need
I knew the art style was familiar
Lol, that makes sense. The instant I saw that art I was like "that looks like HypMic"
>>93250004The koister tardwrangling all the Stars cups...
>I bring you thirsty bitches ANOTHER CUPkek
>hypnic artist Holy fuck
>>93250090The koister is a power bottom
>>93250048looks like that niji who was in the Lui cover with Axel
ITS DEADASS ANOTHER CUP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFREE ME
Pero
>>9325006820 now
This is extremely Hakka merch. I appreciate how in line with his own tastes his sets feel.
>Junior stampYou should get this, junior hater anon
>>93250154I LOVE CUPS!(You) LOVE CUPS!WE LOVE CUPS!
>>93250154YOU WILL DRINK AND YOU WILL LIKE IT THIRSTY WHORE
HAKKA JEWELRY WHEN
Wait they can do these fucking ice cubes but they couldn’t cop a full set of DND dice? Ruze’s next birthday better have them
I can appreciate that they're trying to do something beyond an acrylic stand, but I'm still sick of them upselling acrylic shit.
Wtf is an ice merch?
>>93250250Dick n' ballshttps://mementostop.com/products/holostars-english-tempus-banzoin-hakka-necklace-1
>>93250250There is the memento stop necklace
>>93250317>>93250322>doesn’t ship outside US
so they are selling me ice cubes?but they are one use onlysounds like a scam to me yo
>metal ice cubesI love the taste of metal
>>93250410Good observation aniki
>>93250302Guess they're not gonna call them whiskey stones for the alcohol reference.
>>93250374EEEK A EURO/ASIAN/MEXICAN
I think the ice cubes are kind of a refreshing idea for merch. Especially given how many liquid receptacles we've got now...
>>93250410Would you believe me that it wouldn't be the first time they made ice cube making merch for some reason?
>>93250189I WILL GET 20 SETS TO BURN!!!!
>two autographs for the price of one
( ´・∀・｀) short hair hakka! I like this artwork to be honest
Junior looks so cute with his bow
>>93250048looks like Michi
we love junior
>>93250507Is he his own dad?
I'll get the ice cube because they're cool, pun intended.
>>93250660Correct!
>>93250636Not tittylicious enough. Tbh, she could be the xenokunian buttbaby left in indonesia after their honeymoon
>>93250667but by definition Axel isn't a weeb
please do not bite the ice cubes
>glass for your thirsty ass>ice spermo in your mouth>towel to clean you up
>>93250753>have a drink>it's warm
>>93250768I pissed in your drink
If any of you on USA east coast end up buying anything let us know what you pay in shipping. Asking for a friend
>>93250746I'M SOLD
>>93250507I have no idea how this happened since Axel's dad doesn't really speak Japanese, for some reason I have the idea that his mom doesn't speak good English
>>93250796you can put items in your cart to see how much the shipping would be, it's usually around $25 here
( ;∀;) sniff sniff
>>93250746but i want sprmo to eat me...
hey... is this WHORE getting another hour?
>>93250860you don't need words if you're hot enough
>>93250860She probably speaks it fine, considering she runs patissier classes. The one time she was on mic she was just heavily accented.
>>93250796It's in the $20-30 range
Very reflective
the fan cocktails inspired him a lot
>>93250796Shipping is $25 for me.
>>93250860Maybe they met each other at school when she was abroad in a fostering home, Japs love going to Australia and New Zealand.
HANDCAM MAKING TEMPUS THEMED DRINKSBETTEL ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BTFO
>>93250322I love how all the jewelry today looks better and is way cheaper then the collab one.thank god I didn't buy any of that crap
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>>93250885 25 for Shipping bruh...I saw how much flayons stuff all together on website was and it said 115 dollars. I guess you don't have to buy everything but still
IT'S TIME TO FUCKIN DRINK
>>93251033thanks, shillanon
>calling the other boys to make drinks for them
>>93251033BUY BUY BUYCHU CHU CHU
>Ignored by ShinriIt's over he HATES him
>>93251101you WILL get wasted
ENTER AXEL
I got jumpscared kek
ENTER ANIKI
>LET THINGS HAPPENHahahahahaha he's gonna rape axel
DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AXEL
LONG DINGO ISLAND
>I can see you're a thirsty little flower
homophobia hours
ESL to ESL communication
he's gonna roofie his ass
>calling his client a motherfucker
SHIT ASS BIRD CAN'T EVEN GET A LONG ISLAND RIGHT
Are you guys gonna buy the whole set of Anni items or just a specific thing that stood out
Axel is a karen...
>this sounds exactly like what someone would say when they spike my drink
>"Shh just go with it. Just for you Axel Syrios. Now, how do you feel, Axel?">"I'm gonna puke">"Bro I am putting it in"
please only kill your own vods dingo
>>93251300I want handsigns so I’m buying all fullsets, desu I’m not keen on the flayon set, but shinri’s earring/coaster and hakka’s glass/ice are peak.
That cum residue? Mine
>why does it look like it got cum residue? what the fuck is that?He's onto you, Hakka...
>>93251420hakka's saying worse things tho
>I'm wearing a fucking tuxedo, Axel!
Ayo this host isn't being very nice to his client!
>>93251300Shinri's whole set since he's my oshi and Hakka's glass to rest on top of his coaster
not too fond of JIGGERS
>Drinking double shot drinksHe's NGMI
>giving half to hakkabrohe's gonna kill his brother
>>93251300only specific things, i don't have much storage.
HAKKITO'S CALLED OUTAXELOTLS CALLED OUT
Dingo ass meat
>>93251442Reported to Junior
>imma serve them my assHis homophobia has been cured with cocktails...
>>93251300i already splurged on the flayon set so im probably gonna have to save for later merch
>>93251744Who do you think helped me extract it
>egg whites on your drinkhuh
>Don Hakka and Don Syrios mafiaItalians can't catch a break
Chicken n' gravy Italian mafioso AU
ENTER BRITISH COLONIALIST
NO MORE BRITSNO MOREHOW DO WE TURN THE FUCKER BACK
ENTER GAVIN BETTER
yes, most brits are fruity
>you seem like a person who would enjoy a fruity drink
>you seem like a person who enjoys a...fruity drink, not trying to say anything about you...
suspicious powder
EXIT BRITENTER AMERICAN
>gavin better is homophobicAlmost based but he is british
>margie
Those hakkitos are his bouncersAs in, they bounce on his cock
Hakka HATES Axel
>tequila tastes like cigarettes every time I have it>I've never had a cigarette, by the way
Gavin my oshihttps://x.com/MoonLight_ttth/status/1877183255918571612?t=BKOi0aVO3Ge7B-wtyqzapw&s=19
Looks like blue curaçao
>>93252112Those hakkitos? All me
>shake that bitch
>>93252188No brits! Kill brits and throw them into the Atlantic!
>Bettel on the beach
>i'm calling this BETTEL ON THE BEACH coz we know you're not getting any sex
>>93252263I tried to rape him on the beach but i have sand in my balls nowIt itches bad
>Chugging drinksHe's REALLY NGMI
Bettel HATES Flayon
SKIP AD
>>93251033BUY BUY BUY
>replaying the ad breakSasuga Shillzoin
>>93249996TOKIMANE LOVE
So this guy on the ad is TokimaneI'm gonna push him down and rape him
>>93252424JEWKKA PLEASE MY WALLET
ENTERDAVE
ENTER DAVE
>Australian Shinri
ENTER SHINRI
This feels racist to Axel
Shinri doing a new accentI'm so proud of him!
>Holostars England
i'm gonna cuppa feel the xenos
>>93252571His cowboy accent is slipping in
how many drinks do you think shinri took after his scuff stream and to get the courage to come with a new accent?
kek
PIP PIP CHEERIO MATES!
>do you know what a pina colada is?>...uhh...pip pip, cheerio?
>RONIN COLADA
>>93252547Good
dave is fucking dying
>>93252729ヽ(;▽;)ノ hello friend polmite!
Pip pip, cheerio, /MANS/!
Shinri's brain is overwhelmed trying to do this accent...
WHAT IS HAPPENING KEK
>suddenly turned italian
why we going italian
>for a creamy lil papa like youwdhmbt?
>>93252769...wait, when did I befriend a negro?
>avanguard
ok that was good kek
why are they speaking Luigi
>they were supposed to be roleplaying as genderbends>no one did it
>>93252893Good call from Axel
Holostars EN is simply too manly to pretend to be females
Pip pip cheerio! I'll DRINK TO THAT!
>>93252893spared from Flayon's girl impression
>>93252893Why the fuck would he want that.
>i'm a tree fahmah. I fish trees undah the wotah
please dont kill my mother
>>93252862( ´,_ゝ`) idk...but your a nice racist I guess
KEEEEEK
Well, at least Hakka is getting drunk enough to tolerate Flayon
>>93252978I like cringe so boo to you
They sure said words
>>93252978He read your post and will do it just to be a contrarian
HE JUST LEFT
Anons, who of you could take all of VG at the same time and hownot in a fight
How do you like my singing in the BGM /MANS/?
>>93253106I could take them all to the store in my SUV
>>93253106I have three holes and two hands
>>93253106>not in a fightI could win over a 4-man VG team in (real) football
>>93253123Beautiful. JUNIOR LOVE
>>93253123TAKE SINGING LESSONS
>>93253123Junior solo song when
>>93253106>take all of vanguardez.catch hakka in a net, lure flayon into a trap using a virgin roon as bait, ask shinri nicely, convince bettel into attempting a straitjacket escape like Houdini and nab his ass.
>>93253106( ;∀;) I'm a weak woman
>already drunktime to rape the host!
>the walls are movingHe's gonna blackout on stream
>the walls are moving alreadyyeah birbo, that's what happens when you down 3 drinks in half an hour
>>93253225that flayon bait? me
>flayon is so confusedMechabirbo revenge rape time
>>93253302*rapes you and takes your v-card*
>>93253225No anon...at the same time
>>93253179>>93253213Thank you, if you buy my deadbeat dad's set my orisong will come out sooner>>93253195YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE CLUBGET OUTTA MY SIGHT
>>93253225I suppose I have no choice, I'll take one for the team~
>>93253442We will use your virgin blood as a sacrifice ( ´・∀・｀) good luck!
the more you know
>>93253338my chastity belt is impenetrable
fat fuck
>>93253426I stole Bettel's years' supply of fentanyl. It's up my asshole.
>>93253485Thank you Shinri!
Holy how much did he have to pay for all that
How did hakka birth junior???
ENTER FURAYON>Flayon hates the flirtingIt's over...
>I think someone should sedate you and shoot you dead right nowTHEY HATE HATE HATE EACH OTHER
Flayon's a puss puss who only drinks lemon sours
HAKKA YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SERVE HIM A DRINK NOT YOUR DICK
>>93253685prease be nice to my autistic child oshi
Fruit fight!The fruits are fighting!
>The biggest fruit in stars is calling me fruity?I thought Flayon was tolerant....................
They are both fruits
>>93253795HOMO(PHOBIC)STARS
>asks for hakka's spitflayon...
>>93253770Your child is a FAG
>>93253770(´ﾟωﾟ｀) why you oshi a little boy???
>>93253770dont have sex with your children
>>93253958Stunted mental development
>señora canonically kidnapped a hakkito
BUY THE MERCH
>>93253974he is going to see this and have sex with me because he is a contrarian
>>93253979The power of a groomer...
Flayon you jew you can't have 2 drinks
>I have a lot of thing I'm intoYou don't say
neuter flayon
Mechabirbo real god bless
>>93254165He was so ready to bond over coomer talk
>He made him another drinkThey love love LOVE each other
HES SUCKING HIM OFF
Anyone know what Zelda artist they're talking about?
>>93254324SO THAT'S HOW HE'S PAYING FOR HIS BEVERAGES
uh my nigga is fucking knocking back drinks like water he's really gonna black out
They HATE eachother
ENTERRUZE
ENTER RUZE
now get back in your cage mechabirbo truthers, you will get your next crumbs in 2 months
>laparascopeWho's he cutting open?
Go to bed Hakka you're drunk
Tartar drink!
awww a little drink for leaderhakka cute
REEDA
>Flayon interrupting Altare tributeREAD THE ROOM COW
>I wish Altare could drink>I wanna get drunk with that man
CHUUNIBROS LOVE
>>93255015>Altare tributeTTOTT
Looks like a glass of altventurer slime
>>93255134Hakka just poured his tribute into the drink
Stop leaving cum residue in the drinks anons
FOR THE HERO OF SLIME!
SOMEONE TAKE THE BOTTLES AWAY FROM HIM
>ANOTHER DRINK
all this on an empty stomach
>hakka’s personal BLACK berry drink mixed in leader’s cupbratty chuunis need correction
>>93255174I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
>>93255376>Blacks>MixingAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
I will rape the bird
>>93255159>>93255174
https://x.com/HAN_pa_/status/1877210952900153659
>>93255174NEVER
>i wanna do more meet and drinks
>>93255518aiieeeeeee
ew!
uhhhh
>>93255526whore
>>93255604
>Dude Tokimane is so fucking handsomeDon't even think about it hakka...
>tokimane is actually so fucking handsomeHe's gonna goon to his manager
I’ve been assaulted
KEK
ENTER
>squirrel fingersWhat the hell is that
He’s so drunk, somebody pull the plug
>>93255944Did Shikamane fuck the hand thing from Parasyte
>hakka is showing (You) his trinkets on stream
Oga mentioned
hakka is such a cute drunk
Had to leave when he was making his own drink, thought he ended already. What did I miss?
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEVOD DOWNVOD DOWN
>>93256041Showed the squirrel thing, a couple of nuis, some bracelet that Camellia gave him and is now showing his trinkets
Any BL connoisseurs?
>>93255015gomene...
PIP PIP CHEERIO!
>>93256440The overseer called his buck to the breaking barn
>>93256728he couldn’t wait a second longer
rate the relay?
>>93256960Dave/10
>>93255518Im everywhere
>>93256960PIP PIP CHEERIO / 10
>>932569602/3 because one of them was dog shit
I want to buy the shinri earrings but everyone will think im gay.
>>93257156Fuck them in the ass and make them gay, assert your dominance
orange men and Vanguard LOVE
>>93257156Then don't buy them ( ﾟーﾟ) why worry what those people think
>>93257524But I want them...
>>93257565buy them and go all out on a shinri cosplay
>>93257565Ok then buy them if you aren't gay and people think you are then there wrong you just want to support a Vtuber
>>93257565sorry anon but the magic earrings will turn you gay and make you suck dragon cock if you wear them when shinri is around
>>93257852one can only hope
>>93256863character/developmentboring clown/10scuff mama/10drunk birbo/10
>>93257852>ear cuffs are a hypnotic cocklovers mindbreak deviceroon were doomed from the start…
>>93258205jobber...
>>93256399tachi to neko, docchi ga ii no
>>93258325i'm sleepy, gomen>>93256960
>>93258376Die
>>93258376i'm starting to think hakka might be a fag...
>>93258439not my fault hakka reads switch yaoi
>>93258376I'm starting to think that Flayon's right and Hakka is the biggest fruit...
>>93258471how'd it take you two years?
>>93258511i thought he was baiting
>>93258471for 2d only (allegedly)
>>93257565They're just clip-on earrings. Buy some tiny pliers if you want to take the earring attachment off and make them into some charms or keychains instead.
