We are NOT winning Edition>Current and upcoming streamshttps://pomu.pages.dev/schedule/corpo?filter=VAllure>This week's full scheduleshttps://files.catbox.moe/imhez0.jpghttps://teamup.com/ksc1n4iofruwa4e8tq>Holodexhttps://holodex.net/channel?org=VAllure>Transparent head cutoutshttps://catbox.moe/c/h6hm6q[Gen 1: Indulge]>Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddesshttps://www.youtube.com/@AzuraDulaithttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#azura>Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bearhttps://www.youtube.com/@IceySnowpawshttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#icey>Immy Bisou - Hex Maniachttps://www.youtube.com/@ImmyBisouhttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#immy>Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yanderehttps://www.youtube.com/@MercyModistehttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#mercy>Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistresshttps://www.youtube.com/@ShibiCottonbumhttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#shibi>Stronny Cuttles - Hypnotic Cuttlefishhttps://www.youtube.com/@StronnyCuttleshttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#stronny>VAllure Linkshttps://vagallure.carrd.co>Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archivehttps://odysee.com/@vagArchive:7?view=content>LOOK ABOVE FOR ASMR VODS BEFORE ASKING>Greentext Archivehttps://rentry.org/VAllureGreentext[FAQ for Tourists]>What is VAllure?The first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo.Yes, this is the whorpo and they are focusing on adult audio like ASMR or JOI.>Where will the content be?YouTube - Kino SFW streams. Expect some spice and kayfabe but nothing TOS-breaking. Expect 3 streams per week at minimum.Patreon - Lewd audios. $5/month per talent, 4 audios per month. Sub to whoever you like.Fansly - Cost/content Up to the discretion of the girls.>Is there a Discord Server?Yes, Notification only. No interaction with any of the girls. Check VAllure Links.No, they won't be joining any fan servers.>Most importantly, are any of the talents in a relationship?Yes, all of them, with me.>VAllure Friends!V&U: >>>/vt//vnug/Other small corpos: >>>/vt//corpo/More of Azura and Shibi: >>>/vt//choc/Previous Thread >>93213735
I love my Strontistic wife and daughters!
good evening, i love my beautiful wife
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot! Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
I can't wait to see cunny Shibi. I crave the lolidom.
>>93248720she's so bratty, it's perfect for her honestly
>>93248720>I can't wait to see cunnynow you're talking my language
>>93248476please stop taking pictures of my food
>Shibi asked for the name of a cunny Fansly streamer>I don't think she read it in chatI was gonna Marrow it to her but those are closed.
>>93249455ok
>>93249429you get the thighs and i get her pussy, deal?
Sup whore lovers. Have they done any music?
>>93249519Depends. If she shaved, I'll do anything for that clam
>>93249455post here she will probably see
>>93249556the sound of Mercy cumming is music to my ears, does that count?
>>93249556they all debuted with parody songs, there's a loveit cover, and there's a ton of karaoke streams on odysee
>>93249556Immy and Mercy have done a cover of LoveItStronny is working on a cover but waiting for a mixer to be available
>>93249556https://youtu.be/Ixqs3zZ6wZQ
>>93249604ironic, because if it's unshaved i want that extra seasoning. the pact is made
harem tell your oshi that she needs to lower the threshold on the blue yeti, her sentences shouldn't be fading out like that at the end.
>>93249922always knew us bleating hearts we're reasonable folks
>>93250013 (Me)>we'redon't immysmug me
>>93250099i wouldn't dream of immysmugging another bleata unless it was egregious
https://x.com/CerenityVNU/status/1877184650390450470Getting worried about Cerenity, I hope everything will be okay
>>93250404i wish the pacific northwest was more bearable culture wise to live in, because this is one of those times im thankful to be here. i could be under 4 feet of snow or on fire anywhere else
>>93250404from what I've seen it looks really bad, hope she's ok
I'm getting RAPED
>>93251165you consented to this fansly tos is watching
>>93250404It's fucking crazy out there, looks like the literal apocalypse from the pictures and video coming out. Hope Cerenity is safe.
Correction to my previous statementI'm getting RAPED but legally, I consented to everything she's doing to me
>>93251165is it rape if she calls me a good boy?
Based Shibi, breaking tos and RAPING her harem on fansly
>>93250785As long as you got heat the inland NE is easy to live in honestly. No hurricanes cuz too inland, no tornados if you are remotely close to any of the great lakes, no big earthquakes, infrastructure is built for minor flooding and we don't get massive floods, humidity is worse than the heat most times, & the worst natural disaster I've ever seen is a blizzard that lasted 3 days and I just stayed home with 2 blankets on.
>>93251568but anon Inland Nebraska has a population of 14
>>93251638Nebraska is not North Eastern
>>93251674understood, taking that sweet ten feet of snow
>>93251638>>93251760I did not know NE was the shortening for Nebraska lmao. But yeah I meant North East US. Like NY, Ohio, PA, Michigan. Lake Effect snow sucks but at least my house hasn't gotten entirely destroyed by the random whims of nature.
>>93251568but consider the fact that its boring as fuck
>>93251951>OH>MI>north eastDo the skyline chilli eaters and the canadian rednecks really believe this cope?
>>93250785SouthEast and no snow or fire. the south will rise again!
>>93252138>copeNo one from the rust belt would call any part of the rust belt "Northeast" except for New York; Pennsylvania is an either-or depending on which half they're from. If from Northern/Eastern PA (draw a diagonal line from Philly to Erie), yes it's Northeast, if from Southern/Western PA (the "actually Appalachia" part), no it isn't.That anon just happens to be an idiot on this topic.t. grew up in the rust belt, won't say where for obvious reasons
you will NEVER share her timezone
>>93252395>grew up in the rust belt,where
>>93252395finally, someone with some sense
>>93252440>wherewon't say where>reason?for obvious reasons>>93252488I try my best to be sensible.
>>93252657but what if i want to know where, would you tell me then?
>>93252787No
>>93252395>PA is an either-orYeah half of PA is basically Canada lite but with deer instead of moose.
>>93252399unfortunately for you, i do
>>93252914so you hate me
Wow anon, I can't believe you hate her.
for me, it's mercy modiste
>>93252962Half of Canada is basically North Dakota lite but with Canadians and Indians instead of Americans and the other kind of Indians.>>93253108This post is a false flagMercy Modiste of VAllure's Generation 1: 'Indulge,' already knows where I live, because she lives with me, and is currently having sex (with me).
>>93253282Not wrong
all these mommys are gonna trigger Fansly's tos aren't they?
>>93250785>>93252366For my own part I just roll dice to see if it's Florida taking one for the team or if it's my home town getting annihilated again. I only really lost that bet once but man did it suck ass. Florida man is a maniac but he is my meatshield along with Alabama man and my heart goes out to them.
>>93253406522000 mommys say otherwise
>>93253282she was asking where you grew up though...
>>93252395Same, I consider the northeastern US to be anywhere that's east of the Appalachian mountains and north of DC. The rust belt pretty much describes any state that has a border on the great lakes.
Icey hugs.Icey kisses.Icey seggs.Icey Love
goodnight Immy I love yougoodnight /vag/ love y'all
>>93253623Do you honestly think I've never told my wife, Mercy Modiste, of VAllure's Generation 1: 'Indulge,' who currently lives with me (and is having sex [with me]) where I grew up in a private conversation?What kind of man do you take me for, anon?>>93253701Maryland is iffy on "Northeast" via climate though, so I'd draw the line for "North of" at the Mason-Dixon at least or my superficial line from Philly to Lake Erie to get around the majority of the mountains
>>93253867man I really wish the lolis would do more collabs...
i will never forgive this black corpo for depriving us of burps
>>93254196>>93253701Fromy my POV Virginia is northern
>>93254464why do they hate us...
>>93254469No state that fought for the Confederate States of America (colloquially called "the South") can be called "Northern," Anakin. At least by any sane person.Virginia is the Northernmost portion of "the South," and if you continue to disagree, well I'm sorry, but you are lost.I knew a girl in HS who claimed VA was "Northern," and she immediately shut up after I showed her a textbook map of the Confederacy to argue my point, which is the same one I'm claiming here. Was a good kek at the time.
shibi's loli voice sounds a lot like denpafish
Indulge feels like it's lacking in gen unity. They barely do 1 on 1 collabs or 2 or 3 girl collabs and those moments when someone just jumps into vc and now its suddenly a collab stream are completely non-existent, which is one of the best things about watching corpo. Even chill open vc streams are pretty rare. Just something I'd really wanna see change in gen2.
>>93254657Politically southern I agree of course but Washington and Maryland were a stroll on their front lawn away
>>93254739reminded me of every fansly streamer all at once
>>93254752icey is in the opposite time zone of everybody else, and all the girls spend a lot of their free time when they aren't streaming making audios and working on projects so they're just perpetually busy, 3/6 of the girls are also swamped with a seemingly endless number of donothon goals that they have to work towards, just not a lot of time to hang out together
>>93254752do you have another corpo in mind when you say this?
not to get political but texas is not part of The South
>>93255317it's a challenge to see how small you can make the South and New England
>>93255356your south is small
Texas is the throbbing erect penis of the United States
>>93255497you're only saying that because thats your home state
>>93254771I happen to be an autist on this subjectThe only reason Maryland stayed in the Union is that Lincoln suspended Habeas Corpus and (unlawfully) arrested prominent pro-slavery politicians in Maryland, meaning they couldn't be involved in campaigning, either for their causes or themselves.D.C. is where it is because it was meant to be "central," which is geographical (in reference to the 13 colonies), not political or cultural. Virginia and Maryland *were* culturally Southern at the time, but this distinction on Maryland remaining in the Union is the only reason it isn't fully considered "the South.">>93255317Texas is politically Southern but culturally Southwestern, albeit largely different even still, so it's kind of on its own like New York.>>93255356New England is the smallest it can be already, it's the 6 states East of New York with no debate on New York; fuck you, New York is on its own. Not even New England (the wretched hive of scum and villainy it is) deserves that pile of shit associated with it.
>>93254752They collab like every week though? There was 3 planned this week.
>>93255563so you agree it aint The South
>>93254795can't get off to her loli voice. bj sounds were good though
>>93254752You're either thread shitting or a tourist. VAllure has some of the best unity I've ever seen.
>>93255317THANK YOU
I am trash. The only thing I am good for is to be pressed under Madam Shibi’s heel. Madam Shibi is the best mistress I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!
>>93255762Be thankful you had 3 other scripts then. I was edging till loli voice, then lost it.
>>93255762I think you're the guy that complained about her going loli arent you
>>93255723>aintI finally get to use thisBut yes, Texas isn't really "the South," it's on its own as it's own thing because it's different enough from the places around it except in border areas (which is standard everywhere) and most of OK, but I know a lot of people from both TX and OK don't like to say they're alike so I'll do it in this spoiler :^) that it stands out as its own region.
I came three times also since when is Texas not considered part of the south
>>93255922Not the south, "The South" more culturally the south then geography.
>>93255890>aintsorry my southern came out>>93255922oh bless your heart
>>93255922since forever. The South has its own culture. Texas has its own thing.Geographical location has nothing to do with it
so which one of the girls has the best audio? like the most erotic
>>93256222going off fansly streams and twitter its Immy=Mercy>Shibi>Icey>Azura=Stronny
>>93255570I'm talking about intracorpo collabs and there's only the Stronny x Azura one this Sunday. Most of the non-full gen collabs feel like they're initiated by Stronny who obviously is highly invested in wanting strong gen unity. The last collabs that weren't initiated by management or Stronny (so management) are probably the DDLC streams or the Immy x Mercy halloween collab that Shibi was dead for which was months ago.
>>93256369>going off fansly streams and twitterpoor?
>>93256559no i just only ever subbed to Immy's because she was my oshi, and i always preferred the nonpatreon stuff anyway
>>93256559I'm the guy that this anon replied tobut yeah poor most porn is free and I'm sure I can get the audios for free but I'd rather toss a couple bucks a both to a girl helping me cum
Immy kinda cuteImmy kinda wifeImmy kinda looksLike the love of my life!
>>93256828>couple bucks a bothi'd say Immy's fansly
I was raped by Shibi Cottonbum tonight. Even if it was rp, it was not consensual...
>>93256922Lucky...
Its been a great day.
>>93257050eh its been alright
great shibi fansly, heads up harem if the calender is right shibi period should be starting up around monday the 13th
>black person becomes a serial rapist tonightwill this race war never end?
>>93257810if people werent so rapeable then this wouldnt be an issue
I dreamed that mummeh came home to me and jerked me off.
>>93254182Nini Immy dreams
>>93257855were lemmings
>>93258361then what are we now
>>93258434KEEP THE JOKES COMING ANON
>>93258469so we're "KEEP THE JOKES COMING ANON" ?
>>93258530
Hey /vag/gots what music are you listening to tonight?
>>93258607im going to bed! i have to leave at 8am kek
>>93258661Good night! Immy dreams!
>>93258661nini nigga
>https://x.com/MangaContexts/status/1877119095281176688I really REALLY need my sister to hold me like that
No ones around to see me post. I could get away with anythinganything
>>93259070sayonara bucko
>>93259100I'm just a little pinpal you wouldn't hurt me right?
>>93254464I thought it was just a Shibi thing, no? The others have still been belching.
>>93259367Not a harlot but I thought she only burped behind members
>>93259273you caught me on a generous dayskedaddle on out of here before i change my mind
>>93257810yeah...
>>93259389
whatcha listening to tonight, /vag/?https://youtu.be/S0BDS0-ZwOwhttps://youtu.be/tiWLFZ1ei7E
>>93258630>>93259670why 2
>>93259742because those are the ones im listening to man
fucking kek
>>93259742i am also retarded
I've inked like 6 times today. Now my dick hurts and I'm STILL horny. What the hell man.
>>93259991It's because of Stronny's puffy pink nipples.
>>93259991You haven't inked enough
>>93260176uuuuu
>>93259991just ask a pinpal to suck the rest out
>>93260472It's never enough reefling
try not to die
>>93259670https://youtu.be/rHcmnowjfrQ
>>93259670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0l_1_u3Z7M
>>93259670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4lz8MN6MQA
*dies so hard i cum*
>>93259670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhG6Qaij7VE
>>93264715I read the first tweet as "I crave cum raisin"
Mummeh rape? I need it.
*gets erect*
>Happy New Year! I keep forgetting to post my schedule oopsies! I'm hunting for a sketch color artist so I can get my backlog of hub uploads dealt with (if they stop removing my videos lol)SFW schedulehttps://x.com/DudeTLewd/status/1877271227447795942https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gg1oBbRaMAArsdQ?format=jpg&name=orig
>>93267250VAllure?
>>93267250why are you posting an unrelated nonvtuber's schedule here bud? you lost?
>>93267300>>93267452Isn't that the investor?
investor love!
the investor is kinda dumb...
https://x.com/StronnyNSFW/status/1877329502054793711https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1877158779470438400/pu/vid/avc1/480x270/aeopH3ff0HcUEr4u.mp4?tag=12
good morning, i hope you have a good day today.
*cums*
https://x.com/StronnyCuttles/status/1877357710133407996https://youtube.com/watch?v=mTJ4XteFdeI
https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1877363293767012855
>>93271532Is she cheating on us with her dentist? Why is he calling her a good girl??
>>93271753you didn't do a good enough job brushing your sister's teeth and now she has to find another man to fix them for her
>>93270732what the fuck
>>93271532>she went to the dentist>i went to the dentistwe are! i have good teeth but i need to floss more (and better)
Shibi tweet of the mornin, bunsly VoD is up and be on the look out for maybe guerilla rivals later. https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1877351408527192455 https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1877355618828165120https://x.com/ShibiNSFW/status/1877358627918372915
>>93271887She's been friends with the girls for a while, it's not too surprising. I wouldn't read too far into this yet, there have been many one-off collab videos with other vtubers, it could just be another one.
>>93271887>>93272585who is she
>>93271955o rly?
>>93272753Gura
>>93272820its too fucking early for me to be up...i actually believed you until i remembered i already know her pl
>>93272753chio from a quick catalog search (whoever that is)
>>93273161>chiooh, then its not too surprising she collabed with investor
>>93273284thats stronny not investor
>>93273318
>>93273488my post is irrefutable
>>93273562anon....thats not what i meant... whatever, we're both retarded
>>93273805its not easy being retarded
>>93273877i dunno, you guys make it look pretty effortless
>>93274260just because being retarded is easy doesnt mean that being retarded is easy
>>93259670https://youtu.be/sMFh3q6VFJg
ARISE YE HAREM Shibi guerilla in 90 mins, more marvel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqEn4icXOcc
>>93275093thats not elden ring...
>>93275114ya and that's why it says more marvel, you get a 12 hr elden ring marathon next week. on the 14th*
i would like to watch hardcore henry with shibi
i would like to stare at shibi's asshole as she farts
i would like to have sexual intercourse with shibi
I want to listen to Shibi talk about her latest hyper fixation post coitus
Icey on the telly.
>>93275818
i have work for a while, please watch my daughter for me and make sure she doesn't play too long and does all her homework
>>93277347no
>>93277347what do we do if she misbehaves
>>93277347no problem so long as your fine with me giving her nothing but mcdonalds and lettering her play nothing but video games while you're gone.
I haven’t checked here in a while is icey the only one who hasn’t done fansly? I remember her being excited about it
>>93277399>lettering
>>93277377we spank her
>>93277399>your fine
>>93277460Instructions unclear now she's spanking me
Immy is retarded. she will have my children
I want to poke Immy's cute butt with my penis.
I want to have immy in my lap and hug her swaying back and forth a little, put my chin on her shoulder by her ear whispering how much I love her
I want to rape Immy (non-consensually) and force her to carry my child to term
Mercy should play Super Monkey Ball
>>93278693Are you just trying to make her vomit? does she make cute sounds when she puked?
>>93279103>spoileri have cum to her vomiting before, yes
>>93279203that is NOT what I was asking but good to know
>>93279306what answer did you expect anon
Usually I only lurk but backreading yesterdays posts I have to ask how fucking weak reeflings have become to dislike the futa roleplay I hate all of you newfaggots
>>93279701*smears semen on your face*
everytime he makes that post i imagine Immy or the Pinpal mascot doing that to me and i get horny
>>93279701Futa on female good but strony does futa on male which is weird
>>93280587i want my ass to be rammed by mummeh's futa cock
speaking of penises, what did stronny mean by this?
>>93280734that's a snowlesbearie
My hyperborean queen.
>>93280734
>>93280734egg with kirby legs and flowers on the top
>>93280809Even looks like an angry ojisan
>>93250404>talks about insane shit like babies being an std>but also says she thinks being a mom was okay if she didn't have an extreme phobia of being prengnant>is californian, specifically from a large cityEvery fucking time.
>>93251638>>93251951Nebraska has Omaha and Warren Buffett which is worth infinitely more than any of those gay states like fucking Quahog Peter Griffin sounding motherfuckers RIP charlie munger you will be missed fuck zoomers.
>>93254469Virginia is just a shithole.
>>93280587it's based
>>93280847symptom of a very very sick society and i don't blame them, that was just their upbringing, i blame the jews
Immy has been very quiet, I miss her but I know she's probably busy. I hope she's having a good day.
oh another marvel stream haha... thanks babe you shouldn't have...
>>93281596She's been quieter for a couple of days now, I hope she's feeling ok
that nigga complains more than i do. anyway i just emptied my balls
haha guys I said rape haha get it? bc of rape?
>>93281596I trust that she's doing alright. She wouldn't have spent +4 hours with us the other day if she wasn't.
>>93281833you're wrong, she's actually doing me
>>93281833>+4 hoursI want to spend my whole day with her though...
>>93281868Hello, Me. Never thought I'd run into someone with the same name.
>>93281924she does not want to spend her whole day with you
>>93281596I usually just figure she's spending time with a boy until she says otherwise. In my mind, it's safe to assume any time unaccounted for can be safely assumed to be spent with a boy.
>>93282354That boy? it's me
>>93282354Yeah me
>>93282491>>93282530y'all're boys? bring your asses here, i need to use them
>>93282354Don't out us like that, man. We cherish our alone time together.
>>93282608Sorry loser my ass belongs to this woman right here
>>93282714i dont care who it belongs to.
2025 resolution: use a toggle sometimes
I love my wife
>>93284614Same, I love my wife, too! But I think she hates me. Whenever she reads my Q&A posts her voice goes lower, which is normally a sign of desinterest or straight up disdain. When a girl likes you, she unconciously talks in a higher pitch. She hates me, doesn't she?
>>93285838yes, it's unironically over
>>93285838>SpoilerSounds like it. Can't argue with science.
>>93285838Please do not let the little wormies consume your brainMummeh loves you
>>93285838HAHAHAHAHAHA
>young mummeh doing Halo ERP with herselfNow this is some prime mummeh lore.
>>93269497>i hope you have a good day today.i actually have a migraine today
>>93285838Q&A posts? as in maros or Q&A on youtube?
>>93286093the anonymous posts on youtube yea
>>93286142Ah... sorry about that anon, but it is probably just in your head. Or she is thinking about your questionBtw what is the Q&A even about? I can't watch right now
>>93285940I hope so, but it seems more and more like it.>>93286093Q&A posts. Right now on YouTube. You can't see who wrote them, but she knows. If it was Maros I'd know it's coincidence since they're anonymous.
>>93286255Yeah, i asked because I was wondering if I should call you a faggot for signing maros or not
>>93286239>what is the Q&A even about?i hope there's no theme because i just joined to ask a question and hope it wasnt offtopic
>>93285838What are you asking? I've asked a few things and had a variety of responses.
Throne update:Mercy received the RØDE SB20 stereo array spacing bar mic mount, Guide to Japanese roleplaying videogames and facial moisturizing lotion.
>>93286239>>93286422It's about everything and nothing all at once.So just like maros, except better because they don't get filtered
>>93286528I generally do info dumping in Q&A
i asked the burp comp question, can someone parse what the fuck she said? i hear "i sometimes" but thats it
>>93286989She has no idea about Immy (you are a pinpal) but she plans to make the compilation of her biggest burps
>>93287060>you are a pinpalwhat i said exactly was "will we ever get official burp comps? (for the other girls too, like Immy)anyway, thanks anon.
>>93287060I thought management was cracking down on burps, did the girls fight back?
>>93287154Sorry if you aren't a pinpal, she called you one and didn't read the part in the brackets
>>93287216Immy hasn't really stopped and she probably did it the most. Maybe they were told to tone it down in collabs?
Immy can burp on my dick during a collab, i dont mind.
>>93287359I don't remember posting this.
>>93287359My dick during a collab featuring me and my penis
>>93287359I wrote this
>>93287359There is nothing hotter than a woman (especially my little sister) choking, gagging, burping, slobbering that thick saliva and snot all over your dick
>>93287569why my cock specifically
>>93287919>why my cock specificallyBecause I'm her big brother
>>93287992and you are me?
https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1877480529106215160
>Stronny is willing to pay reeflings $500 to let her peg them
>>93288757more often than that one anon cleans under his foreskin
Hello vag board!! Theres only a couple months until mummeh hopefully opens auditions for Gen2!! What type of girls are you hoping to see from gen2? What talents or personalities are you hoping they bring? - <3 an aspiring gen2 whore
>>93288973What made you want to join Vallure?
>>93288800Reeflings are willing to pay mummeh $500 to get pegged by her.
>>93288973>What type of girls are you hoping to see from gen2?mesugaki with good bratty loli voice>What talents or personalities are you hoping they bring? mesugaki whore (affectionate)
>>93289136Stronny please im begging
>>93289210>we're beggingftfy
Just got into Stronny's room with the Harelots. What "h word" is she talking about?
>>93288973just bee yourself
>>93289008A lot of things!Some of it comes from the support that being in a corpo provides. Some of it comes from the fact that I’d have the freedom to create the type of content I want while still being corpo (i make 18+ content currently and most corpos dont allow it)A lot of it comes from seeing how much fun and joy all the girls have being in there! They seem genuinely happy together and in VAllure. I also love how transparently the company is ran!And most importantly I will be surrounded by fellow female gooners. Its hard being a girl degenerate. I dont have any other girls to be a degenerate with :’)
>>93288973All that I'm hoping for is that anyone new that joins can end up being friends with the current girls
>>93288973Personally I want a sadist, but what I want (You) to do is to do what turns you on, and I want Mummeh to let you make a business out of it.You're going to be very, very, very busy once you start working as a corporate vtuber. Never forget it's a job, not a hobby. Many girls audition to work for companies only to find out they've never interviewed for a job.Use your real voice during most of the audition video, then show Mummeh how many voices you can do. Mummeh must be convinced you are able and willing to stream on a regular basis and have a voice that fits one of the characters.
>>93289136I am also begging. Bratty loli neet would be perfect. eg. Sugarwaifu's character.
>>93289345question, what are your kinks?
>>93289345First of all, this is a GFE corpo to the max. Forget all the cutesy shit other corpos do, this is real mental illness. Shibi literally brought a plush of her fanbase to her friends wedding. if you aren't up for being extremely parasocial with your fanbase, best forget it. If you aren't all in, and you get discovered, there is no fanbase that will ruin you in the worst way imaginable than this fanbase.Also I wouldn't really say the girls are gooners. They are just very open about their sexuality.
>>93289331like first time being horny as a youngin
>>93289653>Also I wouldn't really say the girls are goonersImmy cums once a month
>>93288973The two virtues, devotion and autism
>>93288973>>93289345VAllure is a safe space for parasocial relationships, be your audience's loyal friend with benefits, so you can reap the benefits be a good girl and not an evil lying whore (derogatory). For example don't claim to be a virgin.
>>93289989What do you mean by not being an evil lying whore? Am stupid
>>93290028NTA, but if you think GFE is just an act you do while you stream, it might be best to skip auditioning
>>93290028>lying whore?dont lie, and if you do gfe then dont fake being in a relationship with your fans
>>93290123Anon.. nevermind, it's better if you find out yourself in the future
>>93290028Don't lie to your fans or the girlsDon't betray your fans or the girlsDon't make obviously false claims like being a virgin or knowing 2000 kanji when your average native Japanese speaker struggles with 500 after compulsory educationDon't audition if you think words like paypig(gie) and simp aren't slursDon't be a stupid fucking whore (derogatory)Don't waste Mummeh's money and timeBe a good girl
>>93289653>I wouldn't say the girls are goonersSort of disagree with this. The gooner levels vary quite a bit between the girls, but they would all be welcoming of whatever your levels of horny are.
>>93290028>What do you mean by not being an evil lying whore?Don't deceive your fans or the other girls.
>>93290384My little sister has no sleep scheduled...
>>93290384>om so disoriented
>>93290360I can only speak about my wife, but I 100% believe Shibi's as invested in our parasocial relationship as we are.
Good evening I love my wife(Last blogpost for awhile I promise) Eye doctor looked at my eye today finally, did a full scan and imaging of my eye and said word for word "nothing looks like it'd be causing your issue, everything looks fine." I have a follow-up to get a progress update if anything were to change but otherwise I now have even less of an idea why I have this issue. The only positive is that it isn't diabetes-related, so it isn't *my* fault.
>>93290452What if I wholeheartedly love my fans but have a boyfriend?
>>93290677Shit's weird anon but I'm praying for you regardless
>>93290677the problem is in your head (literally) is my guess, same as with migraine auras though idk what could cause whatever you have
>>93290734>wholeheartedly love my fans>but have a boyfriend?unless that boyfriend is your fans then you dont love them
>>93290734then you lie about it to your fans like all the other girls
>>93290734I'll be honest with you I just don't feel like that's right
Its cute how some people dont know plenty of lethally powerful GFE chubbas have had BFs before
>>93290954and continue to do so but, let them find out on their own
>>93290734You have 3 options1.you get REALLY good at lying2 break up with him3. suffer the consequences
>>93290848>the blacks are the only ones that love their fanskek
>>93290935Oh okay I'll break up with him then thanks for the advice ^^
>>93290734Don't wait for this audition and just stream without a corpo. You can sell all the stuff you want on Patreon, Fansly, wherever and whenever. For instance you could be a full time Fansly model without a manager shouting you to stream on YouTube at least thrice a week and record audios for Patreon.Leave this thread and make money now, in January not in fucking August.In the end it all boils down to not being stupid and not wasting everybody's time.
>>93290954those BFs?actually all me
>>93290787Thanks anon, I appreciate the sentimentHaving *somebody* in your corner is always a nice thing to feel.>>93290801My initial idea is just to run down the most basic "what it could be" and the next thing I thought of is eye strain so probably going to just spend a few days totally offline and see if it improves so no interjections for a while.>>93290926>>93290954Those other girls' boyfriends and husbands? Yep, all me.
>>93291081>Those other girls' boyfriends and husbands? Yep, all me.im telling Mercysee you around, be safe okay? dont. die.
>>93291081This Mercy image looks pure.
>>93290734I personally think it's a bad idea to do GFE if you have a boyfriend. Even if you don't plan on doing it, VAllure is very GFE oriented. Having a boyfriend will likely turn people away from watching and interacting with you.
>>93291081>spoilerSee you in bit mercybro
in the world of the blind the one-eyed cuck is king
>>93291081Take care bro
>>93291218>Having a boyfriend will likely turn people away from watching and interacting with you.I mean, obviously you dont tell people.
>>93291081you better promise not to leave forever or i'll be really mad
Are we getting more tourists? Or just regular schizos?
>>93291407I think its tourists
>>93291330People will find out eventually.
>>93291372can you bake, babe? >>93291407it aint me thats for suret.schizo
>>93291148>>93291220>>93291296>>93291372I'm not dying, I'm just going to take like a week probably more like 3-5 days because I get really bad cabin fever away from things. Remember, we're here forever.
>>93291330Then your just dooming yourself to an Inevitable crash out with your fans.
>>93291544>your
>>93291455ill think about it
>>93291455I can!
>>93291605you sure youre gonna leave the toilet in time?
snowbaker has it, im gonna go do some stuff and come back for high fives
>>93291605thanks, love
>>93291628The toilet is my home, I am on 24/7 Icey stream duty. I got my pc right next to me.
>>93291723oh. well. at least please wash your hands before baking the bread
>>93291780unless you have cum on your hands!
That's my little sister
>>93288973can you post tits i won't tell anyone
>>93291956>no one posted about her being on the tellyclearly you guys hate her...
>>93291973Whore
>>93292199(derogatory)
>>93292199it's a simple life
Reefling snitching again...
>>93292557snitching about what?
>>93292596That Immy farted on stream apparently.
>>93292646They've got loose lips
>>93292646Oh, well she did the other day too and stronny was there. I don't know why they gotta tell on my lil sis all the time
>>93292646>>93292706>>93292709why did no one post about it, you all hate me...
>>93292775It was audible too
>>93292775you could hear the one today
>>93292804>>93292829i'll go find them at somepoint
>>93288973My wants for gen 2 are meagre, there's only really a couple things that I'd be looking for if I was hiring:>Hates people>Loner>Likes vidya>Likes anime>Likes animals>Likes streaming>Hates society, politics, social media, 3dpd, this is her escape>Hates gacha>Shut-in>Stinky>Femanon>As schizo as I am>As lonely as I am>Very jealous>She's probably keeping tabs on everyone that watches her like a hawk>Doesn't belittle her fans ever>Won't pick favourites>Hates cheaters>****WONT BREAK MY FUCKING HEART*****Basically give me the non BPD whore version of Rushia and I'm a happy man.
>>93290954If she's super good at keeping men around then it makes logical sense. It's why I always kept a fair distance from this kind of stuff
I've been having some brainworms lately, but I have been keeping quiet. The shit this thread really isn't helping
>>93293141i've been you before, i'd say just leave for like 10 minutes and check to see if the thread is better. repeat until thread is comfy
>>93293141It's just tourists bro.
>>93293141Watch Stronny or Immy and ignore this thread
>>93292994>>Likes vidya>>Likes anime>>Likes animals>>Doesn't belittle her fans evercool>>the restmental illness
I've never had orange creme or grape-flavored milk before, but I can't tell you how much I want to try, as long as it comes from my little sister.
Immy kissed reeflings and I now want to shank them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WqGtkIL1zA&t=80sthis but with Immy
I need mummeh to do more countdowns, it's all I need in life.Also don't forget the homework Reeflings.>>93294026It's ok it only blow kisses.
>>93293357Mental illness is the GFE queen throne remaining empty for another summer.
>>93294101Immy blew the reeflings!?
>>93294187I'll murder the lot of em
>>93294219We were just doing what mummeh told us! It wasn't a real kiss.
I need those gloves
Immy and Stronny don't wash their hands...
>>93294474I wash Immy's hands for her
>>93294469Wanna ssuck on them
>>93294474you only have to wash your hands if you take a shit
>>93294562I'm not gonna be the one to break the news to you
is them all being on the ball with waiting rooms this week a "new year new me" byproduct?
>>93294562Girls have to wipe themselves when they piss so it can get on their hands too
>>93294562>>93294672do you people not flush
her farts are really cute though
>>93294821i have cum to her fart(s) multiple times
>>93294725flush? we're talking about shitting socks and piss bottles here right?
baker save us from these shit posts
If Hand-anon wasn't already dead (RIP), he would definitely be on his way to Heaven by now, her hands look gorgeous with those nails.
Baked with wet hands>>93295102>>93295102>>93295102
>>93295133The color really is good but no scratching...
>>93295133Saddest thing is he died right when she started getting more comfortable showing her hands and body
>>93295133those look amazing.>>93295199thanks anon
>>93295199Thank you snowbakerI see you stealing first post again like I wouldn't notice
>>93295334