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>>93303186/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
boring ass stream, congrats hakka>>93303201amen
>>93303186Why is your guy trying to turn doki into a gamba addict
>>93303201Amen.
leglock and babytrap machina x flayon>>93303201amen
>>93303201AMEN
>>93303201AmenShinri thinks genocide is an exciting time
>>93303314He spent the whole night getting drunk, then failed to sleep, please undastan
This is a very zoomer game
wtf flayon don't ask about people's skin color
>are there any questions?>why is your hand blue?RUDE
this man died in the great emu war, god rest his soul
KILL YOURSELF JEWNIOR
SKIP ADJUNIOR HATE
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>Balls
>>93303201AmenI have never been more confused
>>93303917is it really worth it...
>>93303917would you drink the roon's balls?
>He blindfolds himself before sucking your ballsVery cool Bettel
roons you've got some explaining to do
Nahone
does bettel know what boba is?
>>93303999The neutered roon nuts are converted into boba
>oh, they are in heat
Why is Flayon so fucking crispy and loud
I'd be flipping out too if my presentation was SUDDENLY BLACKED THRICE
Flayon is a DIRTY RIGGER
To be balls
So is it right or not?
>>93304674Being blacked is never right
Is it really right...?
YAAAAAAY OUR LITTLE RED FUCK
>>93304674does it look left to you?
what are the hakkitos ice cube? Is it just designed cubes or is it functional?
MACHINA SEX FLAYON
>>93304777It’s metal, you freeze it and put it in your drink. Stays cool without melting.
Spermo.
>>93304752FUCK IT UP LIL MAN HIT EM WITH THAT SEXY PRESENTATION
>>93304823I didn't know you could do that, neat
THIS RETARD SIGNED HIS SLIDE
HOW MANY SLIDES DOES THE RED FUCK GET TO HAVEFUCK
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SILLY PILOT
flayon...
Sprmo can beat kid Goku and early saiyan Goku
this fucker just wanted us to listen to his power scaling goddammit
>i didn't know that because i didn't make thisMy prof would fail this lil dude
Ahh yes I see I see
nyaruhodo
>>93305189Spermo can beat off Goku
This is why mechabirbo died
>>93305392This is why mechabirbo lives
>he seems quite twinkish, doesnt seem to have much meat
>>93305392he wanted spermo... not hakka....
>>93305392mechabirbo has been more alive in 2025 than it has in the past year
I voted no
This talk of spear measurements and alternate heights makes me wonder if Flay has seen the "How many times do you need to cum to make a cumroon" posts
SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!
He's so dedicated to telling us in autistic detail about Hakka's chuni lore, I love this man
>>93305511I bet he made those posts. Stop working on your indie game and immerse the cultare in a bucket of “water” you little autismlord!
autism is a superpower
Did Hakka just say Flayon made 25 slides?
can't stop the flaytism
what does this have to do with sprmo
WAKE UP STUPID CLOWS, THIS IS WHY YOU ARE FAILING BETTEL
Damn Hakkitos you live like this?
Dont let Flayon win please
>Flayon is winning the polls
my autist needs and off button
>>93305799He's gonna need to see Professor Shinri after class...
machiroons like this?
>>93305824'tis our duty...
This really does feel like a school lecture
>>93305858As expected, autism always wins
>>93305613Do we have a sample of Flayon's handwriting? I want to compare them to the calcuflaytions writing
>>93305947he's our special little boy
Me too Hakka
>>93305962a teacher would never speak this fast, this feels more like a student presentation with an autistic kid overexplaining his hyperfixation
>
>>93306078that is exactly what it is
>lost gallons of spermo
>Spermo?KEK
Hakka should click my crotch instead of the cookies
>>93305962Unironically this is the most competent of all the presentations so far. Silly but still well-researched and convincingly presented. Sasuga pilot
>>93305947it's like this everyday
>>93306242good lordyou can keep him
SOMEONE CALL SECURITY HE'S CHIMPING OUT
mockbird is deader than mechabirbo...
Wait, BETTEL was the one who put math on the screen? That fucker can't do math...
Who will be able to dethrone him?
Clown disassociating...
>oh...NO
A reminder that Flayon has probably read your filthy ao3 fics and covered his monitor in spunk
DIE JUNIOR DIE
>Flayon is the junior hate poster
>>93306590pay attention to the stream flayon
based flayon junior hate
WHO MADE JUNIOR CRY
JUNIOR LOVE
>I WANT YOU TO DIEFlayon is BASED!?
>>93306563Oh noooo how awful!
>>93306382Of course not. Flayon was asking about Hakkito sizes earlier. >>93292438
of course this is Shinri's topic kek
Why are they broke /MANS/?
>>93306789Axel spends it all on GBF
VG would collab more if Flayon didn't exist
>>93306868*if Bettel 2 didn't exist
JUNIOR IS A KIKE
This clown seems very comfortable talking about NUMBERS
>>93306789
ENTER SIRI
>>93306789The perms for the 20,000 tempus dildos they made got revoked before they could sell them
SHINRI KEKI hope he gets in eugentics
>GB has no employee nameWhat did he mean by this
Did you know despite being 6% of the budget, the tempus dildos are used 79% more than other guild equipment
>Armis isn't employed
>group c are just happy to be there
Shinri the best as alwa65ys
>>93306897No, it’s definitely Flayon. Pretty clear they can barely handle him in even small doses.
>>93307231Gibby is farm equipment
>hair downWHAT
I KNEW IT
jewwy HATE
KILL JERRY BEHEAD JERRY ROUNDHOUSE KICK JERRY INTO THE CONCRETE
Are we witnessing a jester sweep?
>guild health insurance only includes the advil in hakka's bag
I love Shinri so much
The guild's finally going bankrupt...
>>93307411shinri sweep
>>93307531I wish
>I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS JERRRY THE VOD PLEASE
i can't believe jerry yelled FUCK NIGGERS on the telly
>>93307531If only it were assigned per slide creator and not per presenter
>you can't stop a grower
>>93307608ofc gavin better is racist, why else is he better kek
jerry was polmite...
>>93307666Gavin Better isn't Jerry. Jerry was his favorite employee in the British timeline who survived and didn't become a skeleton. He's a skeleton in this timeline.
PIP PIP CHEERIO!JUNIOR HATE HATE HATE DIE DIE DIE
this is the first time he's used this toggle in like 8 months
flayon should curb stomp junior
TWO FLAYONS?
>>93307955i could take them both
>Koipanions are actually Hakkitos
FLAYON IS FISHRIST
>i have many fish friendsRACIST GUILD
Shinri, you're way funnier than you give yourself credit
KEK, birthing goldbert changed shinri
>>93308084He’s the sleeper hit only because he doesn’t actively take center stage. I fucking love this man so much.
HE'S BREAKING DOWN THE FUCKING BIRD META I KNEEL
>what does this imply?>it implies implications
>>93308149We need to gift Shinri the ego of Jurard
Of course Bettel pays attention when there's an old man with an unsucked cock
>>93308084This is how i draft my papers. I love Shinri so much.
SHINRI KEK
FUCK YOU BETTEL NOW WE ALL HAVE DETENTION
We all got detention. Way to go, Bettel.
i will rape bettel in detention, fuck that guy
>>93308349CLOWN HATE HATE HATE
DIE JUNIOR
Of course Flayon mentions incest, he rather fuck his cousin than a roon.Also didn't know /MANS/ did the ad segment
JUNIOR KILL YOURSELF
PILOT LOVE LOVE LOVEJUNIOR HATE HATE HATE
>flayon bullying juniorBASED?
BUT A 90 DEGREE ANGLE ISN'T A TRIANGLE WHY AM I IN DETENTION
MR RACIST?
>>93308493RETARD DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
JERRY YOU DUMB FUCK YOU'RE GONNA GET THE VOD TAKEN DOWN
>>93308493holy kek do you know the artist
>youtube sent shinri a warning for his tempus conspiracy stream
JEWNIOR IS A KIKE WITH FEATHERS AND A BOW! AND NIGGERS ARE FARM EQUIPMENT!!!!
flayon is going to shoot up the school and bettel is gonna be his first victim
>>93308084I said this in his survey, though I think no matter how much we tell him this, he won't accept it.
Shinri is telling the truth KEK. In a stardew stream he got warned because he went a little to far into theories. Kino stream"Source: Came to me in a dream" this whole stream reminds me how much i love being a koi
>don't wear anything to protect you>don't look behind you
>If bird = tree and fish = coral, does wife = leave?There are nicer ways to ask for rape Bettel
>i will never be a contractorFlayon is graduating
I killed Junior
Mama should make all the slides, he knows how to hold a good bit up
junior fucking killed himself
Junior LOVE
JUNIOR HATE HATE HATE BULLY BULLY BULLY CHICKEN NIGGER CHICKEN NIGGER CHICKEN NIGGER
>>93308982actually knowing how to make a good powerpoint goes a long way too
>ALIENSyou better give shinri 100 points
>>93308670He has an equal chance of shooting up kids (Bettel) or shooting kids in Bettel
EVERYONE VOTE SHINRI TO WIN
It's over...The glowies will get them...
VOTE YES
>shinri is a glowie alien
>are they sexy?>yes they're sexy
>>93309206( ;∀;) oh jeez....
Shinri are you getting turned on wtf
>let him hit
>>93309451why do you think he has his hand in his pocket
Glow in the dark CIA SHINRISI RUN THEM OVER IN MY 20XX BADLANDS CAMPER
live shinri reaction
kek hakka
>show aliens vtubers to prevent an alien invasionIs that why vanguard fans sent them to space?
That alien looks like its gonna forcefully probe the clown
Aliens...
What is this voice, Shinri
Why is Shinri talking like that?
>>93309823it hurts him to talk about killing his own species, anon. please be respectful.
I thought you just deport aliens to get rid of them
>>93309849>>93309823he's still recovering from covid, he might actually be losing his voice this time
>>93309823Puberty
>voice breaking
>>93309578Boy flashing his whole ass gibbies during a presentation?!
shinri....
"Survival"
93%
>>93309809>>93309926A certain someone keeps bringing them back in
>you may have great questions like "what are sponsors?"He got too immersed
FUCK JUNIOR
VOTE SHINRI NOW
>>93310305(´ω`) junior is great
SHINRI SWEEEEEP
>that's a good question to keep asking
>>93310413ABAYYOOOOOO
>Wins temprizz>Wins slide itHow does he do it
>the prize is another presentation
shinri should kill everyone
Winner gets to present again kek
>wins a chance to make another presentationJust like my school competitions
>bad food takes again>JOBBED ITSTUPID FUCKING BIRD
His voice is wrecked
>>93310413YABE
>>93310637tomorrow's menshi karaoke...
>>93310413o7 bird fucker, you never learn
>>93310722>sad hoarse nya’ing
He's operating on another level
free this man
>Took hakka 40 mins to make this in paint>forgot copy paste was a thing
>>93310818Oh I will free him alright
I’m going to slide a knife into the clown’s throat and butcher him into a funny little food cube
>>93311023don't post your plans here, flayon
>>93310413WHO SNITCHEDuncropped koinahole gets to stay but not this??
>>93311023Mr. Serial killer over here
JUNIOR HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
carl wheezer
RATE THE SLIDE SHOW
( ´・∀・`) wow
>>93311213SLIDE IT/10>>93311220THANKS DOC
TAVI ON THE MUSIC MAKING TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYuL3VfEgBAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYuL3VfEgBAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYuL3VfEgBA
i love my red retarded pilot prince cat dog raccoon autistic husband so so much
>>93311220YAAAAABBBBEEEEEEE
>>93311213SLIDE/ITtruly shows off both the strongest and weakest points of the whole gen. would rewatch the fuck out of good clips but never coming back to the vod kek
HEY HEY
>>93311213shinri carried/10flayon and hakka are never allowed to make slide shows again. leave it to shinri and bettel
>>93311213I'm gonna slide it into your oshi
LEAVE SHINRI ALONE
I laughed so hard I want to slide it
It feels like we got a proper vanguard anniversary...kinda. Otsutempus vanguard!
>>93311417Fuck off flayon
>>93311213I wish there were more special streams like this, without Flayon of course
>the emu slide was bettelsI really thought that was flayon's wowhttps://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1877572499581383081
Moments before disaster...
>>93311213SLIDING IT / IN
>>93311683I thought it was hakka’s dinofucking entry
>>93311683there is only room for unintelligible autism in flayon's brain silly
>>93311213CLOWN/FISHshinri won with bettel's slidesdare i say clownfish revival?
>tavi out here talking about drugs and snuff boxes
>>93311683Emu and Alien slides were Bettel
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1877574373348921561
>Sniffing white powders with TaviHe's been hanging out with Axel huh
>>93311980what's he eating /mans/?
>Pitched something similar to Slide It to management a while ago>Got rejected>Hakka could do it though???
>>93312062He didn't say he got rejected. He said he wasn't able to get to it.
>>93312041Contraceptives in a futile attempt to abort the latest rapebaby
>wants to plan a gameshow with just hakka in itPSYCHO TWINK ON OMEGA TWINK VIOLENCE
disgustingly obsessed and disgustingly in love (mechabirbo will NEVER collab again)
cute xenoshttps://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1877575221084823967
BACKTAVIO HATE HATE HATE HATE
>>93311869kino, but has to rival against xenokuni ship
>>93312211 (me)gdi
>>93312219awwwww. now fuck.
>>93311213EMBEZZLEMENT/REVEALEDand unresolved. dammit.
>Ctrl + L + ratio balladI love my angelic stupid maestro
>i sound like john legendtavi stop visiting /here/
>poop song
>>93312806I didn't know tavi was a jeet
LETS FUCKING GO VRCHAT GUILD RAPE SESSIONS SOON
>>93313264YEAAAAAAHHHHH
Octavio's funeral livestream mixing services - make your online funeral not sound like shit today!
>>93313264sasuga mama
>>93313264
https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1877583394134958491If you are over 25 and own a computer, you HAVE to watch this vtuber
>>93314873i will have sex with this vtuber
>>93314873I don't like this ugly tree ( ´,_ゝ`)
>>93314873nah
>>93312219smolhttps://x.com/cabbage_foryou/status/1877583581385515219
>>93315959(´゚ω゚`) wow you are a tough guy blocking this perverted freak
>>93316070kys
>>93315959heh tsundere
>>93316141He needs a mustache
>>93315963cringe
>>93315963>brotuber
>>93316130*hugs* it's alright friend ( ^▽^)
we need more dykes
>>93316198don't touch me, your skin is black and disgusting
I'm glad Octavio is learning new things like 'Chrome is ass' and 'pressing shift lets you move multiple things'
>>93316239ヽ(;▽;)ノ wow thanks! What is your skin color then
>Marvel Rivals ranked resetWe'll be able to get more StarsEN MR collabs
>>93316585those random collabs have been so niceI need more of them playing ranked on their own while shooting the shit in VC with the boyswe're getting match ups I didn't even know were possible, like that Hakka GB and Axel trio
>>93316739Slop game bringing the boys together
>>93318040*stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp*
>>93316585Doesn't work like that - it's a flat 7 rank drop, which throws Axel back into Bronze, GB into Silver, and Shinri/Bettel into Gold. Axel's going to need to grind up a bit before the other boys if he's still going to be the anchor point for these guerillas.
>>93318847can't the boys just smurf on an alt and get him up to gold then go back to their mains? can't be that hard to climb out of bronze to silver at least
>HOLOSTARS SUMMONING PARTY>5pm PSToh Tavi... all of Vanguard is overlapping this, the best you'll get are Axel and Gibbyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BD1XyTUzac
>>93319322Summoning pentagram
>>93318922That's what he's already been asking for, so it's not going to change. And no, bronze games are so poorly coordinated and have too wide of a skill range that Shinri mentioned his gold games were easier.
>>93318847I don't know what changes are being made for S1 but if it still works the same then Axel should be able to climb to silver pretty fast, but as you said he would need to play before them and he isn't interested in playing by himself that much.Axel is in that phase where you don't know much about the game and is just having fun, like that period where you've just started playing league and a friend tells you that pressing F makes your character dance and you end up wasting Flash.>>93318922I think Bettel was leveling up one? I heard one of them talking about it but I didn't pay too much attention to the conversation
dino is touching grass!https://x.com/jurardtrexford/status/1877624159640985853
>>93319892him being silly is kinda cute desu
>>93319892Meanwhile Gibby be like>YO SORRY EVERYONE I'M GOING TO JAPAN