Now that's autism

>>93336739
How would you handle this exact situation?

>>93336780
Report them to corporate for harassment

>>93336739
that's more funny than anything, godspeed adventrix

>>93336780
You just say thank you and maybe ask them if they know what the hoodie is about, my god it's not fucking complicated

>>93336780
Bend her over a table, lower her panties and start railing her

>>93336780
>quickly see if the girl is cute and potentially my type
>smile and say "well thanks, are you also a fan?"

>>93336882
This is the way

>>93336739
based, relatable
possibly the first greentext not made up

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>93336780
Tell her they're actually a musical group and I went to one of their concerts. Then she'll think I'm worldly and travel and shit. Bitches love travel.

>>93336882
this anon was arrested by the police for rape and they threw the book at them when they found out they was a 4chaner ...

>>93336780
>"oh yeah thanks, do you know hololive?
"no"
>"ah nvm" make gesture like its nothing

if she says yes you have a convo about hololive. It aint that hard
Then again you'd never catch me wearing advent merch

>>93336739
This retard just got hit on by 2 asian qts and is so autistic he thought they were making fun of him. No wonder everyone on this board is a virgin.

>>93336945
>/b/

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>>93336780
>Say thanks
>Ask if they're a fan of holo
>if yes, vibe check to see if you should eat together/talk more
>if no, say cool cool and then go on your way

>>93336739
don't wear merch

>>93336993
The only relevant board

>>93337094
Not in over 12 years.

>>93336780
Thank them politely and turn away because the reason I'm at Chipotle of all things is to meet my next meal, not my future ex-wife.

>>93336739
you won't ever catch me wearing publicly vtuber or anime related shit in other places than anime conventions
>>93336867
>>93336921
I wonder how would you handle it if it was actually Stacy that wants to make fun (it is not your schizophrenia) of you and will ask you what is hololive?

>>93337180
>I wonder how would you handle it if it was actually Stacy that wants to make fun of you
Nigger are you in fucking high school?

>>93337180
if she wants to make fun of me then shes a bitch and id just walk away from her.

I once thought people wearing prominent anime merch outside of cons didn't care what other people thought. It turns out they were all just autistic. This does not apply to blacks and hispanics with jjk and dbz respectively.

Why would he take off the sweater he was so ashamed of and take a picture of it publicly at chipotle(food service table).

>>93337206
black women are retarded

>>93336780
Run away. If a woman pays attention to me, then something is wrong and I should retreat to a safe location.

a JUSTCHAD would have impregnated both of them

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>>93336882
this anon gets it

>>93337426
>justchads

>>93336739
i hate women so much

>>93336780
"I like your booby I mean booty I mean body I mean-"
then Naruto run out

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>>93337426
>JUSTCHAD

I can't make fun of him.
I drop my spaghetti too easily, that's why I don't wear anything interesting enough that might make people want to start a conversation / small talk with me

>>93336739
Mythboomers and Promiselennials don't shit themselves the moment someone of the opposite sex talks to them. Just pick yourself up by the bootstraps and get out there Advent/Justice Z

>>93337206
There are a lot of children on this board who ignore the rules

>>93336780
I would scream at the top of my lungs "DON'T TALK TO ME, WHORE! I'M MARRIED TO MY OSHI!"

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>>93336739

dude dodged a bullet

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>>93336780
Either
>"Thank you!" and ask "Who do you watch/Who is your favorite in Advent" if you want to continue the conversation
or
>Pull out a gun and blow your brains out in front of them so they have an interesting story to tell their oshi later tonight
I'm a drooling social retard but if someone compliments something I'm wearing or something I have on my bag, I just smile and say thank you and sometimes talk about the thing I have for a bit. Nobody is really out to get you. It's cool to see someone with similar interests as you out in public.

>>93337216
>Why would he take off the sweater he was so ashamed of and take a picture of it publicly at chipotle(food service table)
I was too lazy earlier to ask myself, but that is really the question here

>>93340261
You think they were Chinese spies?

>>93340543
>>93337216
>think those girls are mocking you for your sweater
>take off it off and fold it up so nobody makes fun of you

>>93336780
Bau bau as the spaghetti flies out of my pocket

>>93336780
>How would you handle this exact situation?
I tell them: "IT'S MA'AM"

>>93340552
Asian girls are some of the meanest cliques in these streets. They will start shit over nothing and make you out to be the instigator. They are absolute menaces on college campuses stateside.

It’s why Asian hate will never stop.

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>>93340552
>cute girls laughing behind your back
>'hey dude nice hoodie'

come on anon
they were pranking him

>>93336780
>"Shut the fuck up you disgusting 3D whores"
>Jump behind the counter and start throwing food everywhere

>>93340886
If you force bravado and chat with them, you can lower their defences. Otherwise if they laugh in your face, just hit 'em with one of the good ol' >>93341038

>>93340543
>>93340619
So he takes it off and is so upset he makes a photo op with his weeb shirt in public? It is most likely he is at a con and just bought that shirt and some other dude used the picture to make a (you) story. I don't know how many levels of irony we are on so I will just assume we are all pretending this is real.

>>93341364
That was just my best guess, man. If he's in the furthest table, not many people would see him. And it's not that weird to take off a hoodie in doors, especially if it's warmer inside. People wear anything at college, a vtuber hoodie isn't unheard of.
>Take off hoodie
>Was most likely more embarrassed but not upset enough to not function
>take pic to show (you) were at Chipotle
>Fold it up and put it away

Literally the meme of the guy complaining that women never approach him and it flashes back to a woman telling him she likes his jacket while he's out shopping and he turns around and goes "OK, and?"

give me sex i give you my hoodie

>>93336780
Ask them if they're fans. I've been wearing anime stuff since elementary. Started with wearing beyblade ray t-shirts. and I've made friends through that.

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>>93336739
That's what you get when you wear vtuber merch in public, leave that stuff home if you can't handle the heat

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>>93336780
>"I like your hoodie"
>turn around to face her
>"Thanks, babe!" *do creepy smile that resembles an angry Akuma"
works every time

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>>93336780

Holonerd spills his spaghetti

>>93336739
Based, he speaks for all ruffians

>>93336780
In a normal non-autistic way?
Just say "thanks" and smile. If you're interested, you can follow it up with a question like "do you know them?" or "do you like one of them?"

>>93336780
Tell them firmly "sorry indies, but Holos only and I'm already taken by my oshi" then turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away

>>93336739
Holy shit. Hahahahahahaha

>>93342389
>you can follow it up with a question like "do you know them?" or "do you like one of them?"
WHAT THE FUCK NO YOU CAN'T EXCUSE YOU?????

>>93336882
Based justchad

>>93343389
Why do you post like a woman?

>>93336780
"Thanks I found it at salvation army for $3"

>>93336780
>don't touch me unless you want to buy me

>>93343586
Do not try to engage into gross flirting just because you got a compliment. There's no "if you're interested, she just complimented the shirt, do not bother her further and make her uncomfortable.

>>93344218
Why not? She obviously would have just kept it to herself unless she was trolling him if she didn't want to engage in some manner of conversation. I don't randomly approach people at the customer service desk unless I have a problem, or women and tell them they have nice shoes or something unless it's for a reason.

>>93344218
This is good bait, take my (You)

>>93336739
I wonder what his father feels knowing that the bloodline will end with his turbo autistic son

If they made fun of him then why did they wave?

>>93336780
Tell her you like her shoes and ask her if she gets along with her father.

>>93344770
Women are making fun of men 100% of time, that's why you have to dominate them and abuse them, otherwise they stop taking you seriously.

>>93344770
They didn't, that's the joke. He's so autistic he thought they were making fun of him.

>>93345392
>Joke

>>93342389
>>93344218
>Engaging in a perfectly normal convo is the same as flirting
Sisters are truly something

>>93336739
Hmm, maybe I should get that hoodie too? But I live in Eastern Europe so hardly anyone knows about vtubers here

>>93346356
Hoodie ain't gonna help you, just like it did not help that anon.

>>93336780
First off I wouldn't be caught dead at a chipotle, it's like mexican subway with how they "prep" the food but it's treated as some upscale establishment for some reason.

>>93346761
if he wasn't a sperg it would've helped with sparking a conversation

>>93346761
To be honest nothing could help that anon probably

>>93344494
he went to buy milk

>>93344826
wtf a dickhead in vt

>>93346995
Unironically being kidnapped by a random shizo woman and being chained to her bed with daily riding would probably help him a lil bit
>>93346994
If wasn't a sperg he would not need a hoodie as a convo starter

>>93336780
By not wearing such a faggot hoodie, you virgin

>>93346995
He doesn't know it but he did the right thing. The women were making fun of him, and if he went along they'd humiliate him further. They'd probably keep going until eventually he'd be tortured on live television, his arms slowly sliced millimeter by millimeter, his suffering broadcast to the entire planet for everyone to laugh at because that's what all women wish they could do.

>>93336739
>And then everybody clapped
Here's your gold my good sir made my day XD

>>93343759
Only correct answer in a sea of cringe-inducing catastrophic spaghetti suggestions.

>>93336739
Retarded fake reply bait.

>>93336991
He knew those two had interacted with males before.

>>93351002
You fucker, I spilled my tea

>>93336739
So instead, they both hooked up with a Hoshiyomi later that night.

>>93336780
"oh. thank you." and go about my lunch.
when they wave, i'd wave back.

>>93336780
wail like a banshee and run away

I would 1000% do this lmao hell I've probably done worse if I sit down and try to remember the absolutely autistic shit I did at University. There was one chick in my first year that was so into me I convinced myself it was a setup and treated her like she was an absolute weirdo for the entire semester. Girl had her hand down my shirt playing with my nipple in the middle of class and I genuinely just thought she was batshit crazy

>>93336780
Do the same thing then be on 4chan in 2030 complaining I could have scored in college but now I'm almost 30 and blew my chances because that is what I did in college

>>93336780
Not wear vtuber shit in public in the first place like anyone with half a brain should know.

>>93352009
In a bygone era, pre 2010, normalfag wasn't a derogatory word for normie but nerds trying hard to fit in with normal people, that's you.

>>93336739
Anon… your confidence reps…

>>93336739
It's true, I was the burrito.
After anon left I heard everyone clap

I'm supposed to think bro took off his hoodie to eat a burrito on top of? This is some sister fanfic

>>93354692
Sorry but I only trust Tacos

>>93352009
What's even worse than wearing vtuber merch is being an insecure loser like you

>>93336988
Which is why you never get to test these social skills of yours out.

>>93337180
Why wouldn't you wear anime shit? It's not the 90s anymore, you won't get beaten up over it. If anything anime shit is normie attire now.

>>93336739
If that's a real story, those two Asian women might have actually been interested in anon. And he fucking blew it.

Women typically treat all men they don't find attractive invisible.
If they aren't forced to talk to you, they won't.

>>93352009
lmao this got em bubblin

>>93355291
You'll still get socially shunned by anyone other than young teenagers that are still don't know anyone other than themselves who watch anime.
Actually it may be worse nowadays since teenagers who are NOT into anime won't hesitate posting photos of you in sms accusing you of being a pedophile and a rapist.

>>93355670
I only ever had this happen once when I was in a line at GameStop. I think I was wearing a death note shirt and the girl behind me complimented me on it but she was fat old and ugly. Why can't I get the Asian girls? Am I not autistic looking enough?

>>93336780
Say thank you
Go eat my food
I can at least pretend I'm not a total sperg in public

>>93355865
man it must suck to be young and ugly

>>93355865
I don't know where you live but it sounds like a really shitty place.

>>93355670
Do not ever assume a woman is into you, even if they talk to you first, unless they straight up confess the risk of fucking up and being labeled a rapist, or at least a creep, is way too high.

>>93355291
I don't wear anything that could stand out in any way whatsoever because every single person on this planet is evil and I just want to stay invisible when I absolutely need to go out.

>>93355865
You live in fucking bizarro world wtf, when was the last time you went outside?

>>93355291
I would argue your point but I work in a "manly man" profession and a lot of the young ones joining are into anime to some degree. Mostly just normie dubbed shit on CR, but it surprised me.
Nonetheless, I'll have them recommend me Solo Leveling and Dragonball for the 20th time, acting intrigued and as if I don't have gigs of hentai on my PC. Can't get me to show my power level.
Oh, and it's a difference being into anime and wearing cringe merch in public.

>>93355865
I think there are limits. Like, you can wear shit like cowboy Bebop or other classic anime and people will actually think you're pretty cool. If you're walking around wearing pink anime ahegao girl shit then yeah you're gonna be judged. The advent hoodie seems pretty inoffensive to me.

>>93355986
At this point being too public with your anime merch will get you labeled on social media anywhere in the world.

>>93356275
actual paranoid retard, maybe in highschool if there is a "mean" clique, most people in the adult world don't give a single fuck unless you pester them.

>>93356200
Listen dude, I look like a stereotypical neckbeard, I'm not going outside wearing my mahou shoujo T's

It has it's limits what you can wear without being ridiculed.
I wouldn't wear my Biboo shirt without something that covers my back because the little fairy wings are a little... GAY, out of context.
But that hoodie? No problem aslong you own it, had weirder shit printed on my back at parties or festivals and no problem rizzing up sluts.

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>>93356988
>rizzing up sluts

>>93336739
what is this /r9k/ tier slop

>>93336739
r/ThatHappened

>>93357169
hey, never said you will find a classy wife with an anime shirt/hoodie

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>>93337180
>I wonder how would you handle it if it was actually Stacy that wants to make fun (it is not your schizophrenia) of you and will ask you what is hololive?
I really hope you're not serious

>>93356431
>Didn't read what I wrote
Obviously faggot, don't wear your girly magical girl shit. This is a fucking black and white hoodie with some text and some girls on it.

>is afraid of women
Sorry that's just your average ruffian. Had they said Bau bau first he would have been comfortable and at ease.

>>93336771
100% the guy is a ruffian

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>>93336780

the only time anything similar happened to me was when I was visiting a friend and we went to a local con. Some LoL cosplayer complimented my Kiara exclusive Canadian con shirt and I complimented her cosplay and we both went on about our day. I'm a fat fuck so I know they were for sure not looking for anything.

>>93336739
I've had experiences like that or even more autistic in my life, so I'm not going to make fun of it. A girl I liked knew that her compliments made me nervous and started calling me her boyfriend and things like that, and I thought for 6 months that she was making fun of me and because of things at university we didn't see each other again. It took years for someone to tell me that I never realized it, but I didn't know, and if something like that happens again I'm not gonna realize again, I'm sure

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>>93357983
>And they are part of Advent... wait advent is the 3rd generation of HoloEN, wait so there is this VTuber agency based in Japan... Wait VTubers are these anime girls but there is a real streamer behind them and it... so Kizuna Ai...

>>93358295
Nah, she was 100% making fun of you. Don't lose sleep for that.

>>93336739
I refuse to believe some of (You) are actually THAT autistic. Nice rage bait, it worked

>>93337180
since he is already asking for it by wearing that hoodie in public at least try to make something positive out of it

>>93357712
I read it my guy, you said "pink anime ahegao girl", just a magical girl would be innocent enough in the eyes of someone sane, but in reality that's just gonna get you labeled a creep.

>>93336739
Why would you wear your anime merchandise out in public if you don't people to talk to you about it? If I wear a Dragon Ball shirt outside, it's a signal to anybody that "Hey, I like DB, let's talk about DB"

>>93336780
Just say "thanks" and bail and never wear it again, whatever you do you don't want to be know in campus as "that vtuber guy"

>>93336780
Just say thx and go about your day retard...

>>93336780
>oh, do you like hololive?
>if no or doesn't know what it is
>turn around and act like she's not there
>if yes
>proceed to ask her about what I consider to be essential hololive knowledge
>if she fails a question
>turn around and act like she's not there
>if she get all my questions right
>rape

>>93363123
>proceed to ask her about what I consider to be essential hololive knowledge
>"Doxx every member right now."

>>93336780
>"I like your hoodie"
>"Same"
>they laugh and suck your cock
It's not complicated

Anon could have groomed those girls into the next HoloENs.

>>93359753
Nah, see I'd be fine wearing a Shiori of Nerissa or even Mumei shirt but you're probably going to get looks for wearing cunny like Biboo and Gura. Or if the colors are all fruity. Madoka would qualify as "pedo shit" to normies who don't know Madoka, so that's another I'd consider off limits.

>>93336780
>Yeah whatever Nijisis
>Punch her in the face and run

>>93336739
>Omocat
neat, gonna order one for myself

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You can wear whatever the fuck you want, even pink pastel anime shirts with lolis in their underwear on them, as long as you're attractive. If you're not attractive, you either wear normal clothes and are invisible to females, or you wear anime clothes and become a target of ridicule.

>>93336780
I would avoid that situation by not wearing it in public, I only wear plain black shirts/hoodies

>>93336739
I hope this is just superbait and no one here is genuinely this autistic
>>93336780
I'd just ask them if they watch Advent and which ones they watch and probably talk about the ones I watched for two hours.
Because I watched them each for about two hours, not that I could talk about them for two hours.

>>93368132
but what if I'm handsome but obviously still a slob otherwise?

>>93368839
Doesn't matter.

>>93336780
Ask if they want to make guacamole with me

Anime girls printed on clothing in public are cringe asf(much worse if you're fatass), it's even worse than wearing chines/japanese characters that don't make any sense

>>93336780
Corner her in the store and catch her up on all 4 years of hololive drama. I think finish it by grabbing her hand and putting it on my raging erection

>>93368839
>>93371149
Good hygiene is over 50% what makes someone attractive.

>>93372410
hygiene is what makes you acceptable in society... like shower every day and clip your nails every week!
Doesn't make you a Adonis, but keeps Karen from calling human resources

>>93372410
You wish. An extremely attractive male with god tier genetics that has horrible hygiene is just going to look like the world's handsomest, stinkiest bum.

>>93373543
>world's handsomest, stinkiest bum
That no woman will date.

>>93373619
>take god tier genetics bum
>make him take a shower
>he is now suddenly your god tier genetics husband with good hygiene
The only thing about being a bum that will turn any women off is the lack of money.

>>93373976
Normal people don't have bad hygiene. Full stop. If you do, that's a red flag, and the underlying cause isn't going to go away just because you showered.

>>93374107
Its bold of you to assume women don't want to fuck mentally ill or even dangerous men that are extremely hot.

>7/10 and not short
>i like your hoodie = flirting

>anything less
>i like your hoodie = thinks you're a total loser
Know the difference

>>93336739
what is a "finger wave"?

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>>93337426
more like JUSTFAGS

>>93336780
I'd scream for rape and enact self-defense action.