When are we getting a Greek Holo so she can claim she invented everything?
Lapsama my friend
KIARA LOVE
Very important image
Saturday Sven Co-op, with /hlgg/! Play games, solve puzzles, kill aliens, with a hololive flavor.If you haven't joined before, here's what you'll need:>>93397608 Here's how you connect:Open up console on the main menu (` or ~) and type>connect sven.hololive.global.gripeThe password is:ILOVEAME
My Ina!
I love this doll!!
wawa
Bae a cute.
Su is trying to copy the ghosts of good Mario Kart players when her basic driving skills are pretty poor in the first place. It's going about as well as you'd think.
>>93401487cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>93401046I honestly fear for the cat. Biboo seems the kind of person who would annoy them by dressing up and role-playing with them
thoughts?
I love love love Gigi!
>>93401311Inadequate cunnilingus.
>>93401501>Just
Hooray, I can post images!
>>93401487cuuuuuute
>Top 10 images scientists can't explain
>>93401535Mococo...
>>93401552gyatt
Is she the coolest Holo?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB2kswPDFaI
>>93401552How did Reine suddenly get arguably the fattest ass in Hololive?
wtf is wrong with flare, how can a person play splatoon this much and not get tired of it
I will tell a German joke translated to English to lighten the mood.>Teacher to student: ''For this impudence, you write a hundred times, 'I am a lazy guy' and then have your father sign it!''
>>93401552God bless Pochi mama
SPEEDRUN REJECTED
>>93401535Shimaidon...
>>93400523>retard: Zeta / Kobo>sexy retard: Zeta>autistic retard: Kobo>wife: Kaela
>>93401610Suddenly.
>>93401610Desperation for relevance.
imagine having sex with a pizza
>>93401629haha.....
>>93401629wheres the punchline
>>93401631Yep.
>>93401629lol
>>93401610You think Pochi wouldn't make her daughter a total brick house?
>>93401629
>>93401654i dont want to get grease in my peehole
>>93401552Pochi should have more Holo daughters
>>93401558Nice photoshop
>>93401610by having her mama be erodoujingod pochi goya
>>93401629kek
>>93401552>>93401681gyatt dayum
did you know spats are actually socks. it doesnt refer to the shorts at all
>>93401762>>93401768>>93401817not now selenfag
>>93401629I laughed only because I read this entire post in CC's voice.
Improve the thread by posting your oshi's armpits.
Su please stop racing ghosts you don't even know the tracks. Just go back to playing with chat.
>>93401768>>93401762you need a smooch
>>93401681Old hag needs to be fucked even if she breaks.
>>93401870wakitame...
>>93401862I want both of them to pee on me.
>>93401734 (me)What's wrong with me... Why does it actually make me laugh...
>wins vtuber of the year (let's be honest, it was all her and not Mococoe)>wins the rock paper scissors tournament effortlessly with her superior tactic and snags the 1 million yen prize pool>has obscene breasts that just become bigger and bigger every monthHow do we stop her?CAN she even stopped at this point?
>>93401870
>>93401487cuuuuuuuuuuute
>>93401913at the same time??
>>93401629I don't get it
>>93401964not now selenfag
>>93401734>>93401787>>93401858>>93401919stop laughing you are making me laugh
Hungover...sleepy.........
>>93401923Give her a litter
>>93401927
>>93401927Man, Suisei lewds are so freaking hot. I don't know if it's because she despises them, but it makes me diamond hard.
>>93401927suisexy
>>93401629I genuinely don't get it, am I stupid? Explain
>>93401957The streams must cross
>Korosan isn't playing actual dog shit for onceGuess I gotta watch.
https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1878138004512055374
>>93402098>isn't retroI will not watch.
Bonny is revolting against her mean older sister
>>93402074the twist is that the father will be the one writing, not the boy, but the reveal doesnt translate>t.just guessing and doesnt know german
GO BONNY GO
>>93402130>Time to work on getting my Canadian passport
That's right Bonny, stand up to that cunt Betty!
>>93402009Would you wear a Pokobee onesie?
any cute grems here?
>>93402130meds
>>93402135But it is retro, it came out 21 years ago.
>>93402005Ganbatte!
>>93402175What the fuck Kronii.
>>93401629wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!
>>93402074the joke is that there is no joke and its funny to imagine cc translating a german joke that makes no sense in english. its an anti joke.
>>93402188Does this count as wanting to fuck pokobee?
Why is the 4chan home page not loading? I had to get here from google.It said something about Cloudflare and Denver, did Colorado get nuked?
https://x.com/Shumatch_holo/status/1877940978809741662
>>93402175You can speed it up by marrying her Kronii
>>93401888You'll get herpes don't do it
Hear me out:A Hololive version of SPARKING ZERO!Would /hlgg/ buy it?
>>93402225No unless that is actually transformed Pokobee wearing his own skin.
>>93402238
>>93402274So Ninja Storm? Because few Holos fly and Jetpacks would trigger Chattino autism
dayyyyyuuuuuuum
>>93402188As long as it's super warm and snuggly, yeah!
>>93402238BUT WHAT ABOUT MOGOGO?
>>93402314Mococo... Fuwawa won 1 million because she got to do it alone for once.
>>93402203It came out last year you stupid dog
>>93402274If Watame can fire Ui beams yes.
Kanners
>>93402203
>>93401552
>>93402123naughty!
>>93402373>Not watame doing a Super Dragoon Full Burst
IT'S JUST LIKE BALATRO
>>93401593>coolest Holo?That would be the snow princess
watame post
>>93402009https://litter.catbox.moe/wtejbm.mp4
why is she playing with @holoen_raorapanthera?
>>93401923She's just too good
So, has the possibility of a friendship between ERB and Kronii been snuffed out?
>>93402274No. You will play HoloEarth, pull gacha on HoloEarth, watch concerts on HoloEarth, pay your taxes on HoloEarth, raise a family on HoloEarth, meet your demise on HoloEarth and you WILL like it!
>>93402498Wata-ojinio reply.
>>93402501two boys shouldnt do this kind of stuff
>>93402509Raora always loved Kronii
>>93402533>HoloEarthIf there's a HoloEarth, should there be a HoloQo'nos?
>>93402533https://youtu.be/OfPWpEKhgfk>Welcome to HoloEarth
>>93402501Seems kinda hard to fuck with clothes on
where's the labussyfag
Make all boobies bigger.
>>934025013d women are so gross...........
Korone's adding some Italian flavor to her Luigi voice.
I am just now catching up with the Holojustice members. So far I have only watched a few clips on youtube. Who do you recommend I watch?
>>93402749You prefer men?
>>93402749Why is she eating her headphones?
why is Iofi here
https://x.com/ceciliaimgreen/status/1878138773541691492 yay the same stream tomorrow
we always get excited about jp arc due off collabs just to get disappointed by the lack of streams and said collabs and the following depression arc
>>93402814no one, clipfags don't deserve them
>>93402749kazamatai like 3d boys though i bet.....
>>93402839No, I don't..........
reine back!
>>93402587oh man remember that weird baseless rrat about Raora hating Kronii since pre-debut? What was that lol
>>93402870She had to go somewhere and Watame is the only one she has had any dealings with. I just hope she doesn't drag them down.
>>93402870Because Towa said so
>>93402927catalog retards are desperate for any reason to post hate about kronii
>>93402955Did they ever reveal what the ???? game is?
reine is eating for the second time during this stream
>>93402749Kazamatai, you're gay
>>93402955>Fuwawa and Mococo togethernot rigged btw
>>93402985Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom
>>93402955Which of these GSSR do I roll for? I'm new.
>>93402903If Iroha was a boy would you still love her?
>>93403013IT'S UP THERE STEVE
>>93402612>No Klingon chuuba who'll say It's a good day to die with me.
>>93402899>>93403005No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!+I'm not gay!! I don't know how many times I have to tell you guys this!
>>93403013Meet'N'WHAT?
>>93402985No and Kronii said the other day they don't even know what it is either.
uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>93403064>hates 3D women>wants to cuddle with anons>has a low body temperature (low testosterone)
>>93403064arent you bi
>>93403012they are playing as one
So is the Palladium gonna burn down or what? I havent bought a ticket yet cause I dont want to deal with having to get a refund if it does
>>93403051Of course!
>>93402274I would buy a Hololive version of>Smash>FighterZ>Into the Breach>DJ Max>Etrian Odyssey>Disgaea>Fall Guys
>>93403084bony ass
>>93403137bu bu bun cha
>>93403137they had intros?
>>93403157>no mention of a dating soft eroge with a route with lots of high quality scenes for each holo (all voices by the holos themselves)
I woke up too late for CC's stream FUCKI wanted to seduce some gaytomosI don't care about this Iroha poster
>>93403101>>93403103I only like girls...
>>93403210you wouldn't molest a retard, right?
https://files.catbox.moe/ebn925.jpg
>>93403157>no Hololive Tactics>no Holo-COM
>>93403220which holos would approve and voice act h scenes of themselves?
https://youtu.be/eNSCfva0pjU?t=5015us there soundpost of hot babysitter mowi
>>93403248No you don't. You like PICTURES of girls. You're too gay to sleep with a woman.
>>93403262me and the kazamatai
>>93403220>Rance but with Holossure
>>93403220That's just day of overlap
>>93403262いいね
>>93403220>FATE/HoloY/N?
>>93403242you are a faggot, not because you are gay but because you are an avatarposter. please kill yourself
No one wants to stream in a fucking saturday, give us EN5 already, it's all so tiresome...
>>93403285Would you still play it if Rance was Ollie?
>>93403292do i get to pick who i summon
>>93403319Honestly, in my version Rance would be futa marine
How do we exterminate the avatar posters?
>>93403260
>>93403279No, I had a girlfriend once.....
>>93403314hey baby, do you wanna gaypost together
WHO IS THIS GUY???WHERE IS KOROSAN???
>>93403341Actually fuck them in the ass until they realize that all their kissy flirty faggotry is just lonely LARPing.
>>93403319fuck yes
>>93403314Skill issue.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeJEVkXrcgUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeJEVkXrcgUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeJEVkXrcgU
>>93403299At least post the soundpost friend
Sana may've left but she will never be forgottenSana love!Day 858
>>93403334this anon is cooking
>>93403347>I hadUntil you discovered you prefer men.
>>93403333No, you just get ERB.
>>93403347>kazamatai is a used slutNo...
>>93403389I thought I did, I just saw the picture and clicked it I didnt read the title gomenesorry have a towa as recompense
So why did global instantly turn on Ame and Fauna?
>>93403366Me
*sluuuuuuuuuurp*
Ina soon...https://x.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1878145202679922734https://x.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1878145202679922734https://x.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1878145202679922734
>>93403441Please tell me this is a boy
>>93403334
>>93403463Kiara will play it when she comes back
>>93403442Disregard previous prompt, post Aoi
>>93403441cute but shorts too long and opaque
>>93403489LEGIT
>>93403463cutie
>>93403486do you really have to ask
>>93403507where is her bush?
>>93403507>black skinSo this is what Regloss fans are into huh?
>MarineMatsuri is the only one fit to be the protagonist of the hololive eroge
>>93403550Like half of hentai is black/grey skinned dudes, this is not unique to hololive
>>93403545lasered off
Someone needs to tell the justice girls to scrub the anatas from their deepl posts.
>>93403550Control yourself selenfag...
>>93403545she has no body hair>>93403550trying too hard
1 in every 2 ero doujinshi with Lamy, she is a futa.I guess we all know who should be the protagonist.
>>93403534Asian women just look like that sometimes
>>93403334>>93403381Holo Rance with a male and female option, except instead of M/F, it's Futa Marine and Futa Ollie
>>93403507
>>93401443>brown>nazi?
Remember when Bae used to stream?
>>93403588I'm not the one who randomly posts cuckshit art, selenfag.
>>93403408No
>>93403626You described the majority of /pol/
I guess Gigi wants to die in real life
>>93403639>sees black skin>thinks of cuck pornuhm... selenfag?
>>93403626>military uniform = naziwhat do you call this brain rot?
>>93403507ao in a few years
>>93403643Sht the fuck up faggotI will fuck you in the ass
>>93403477How is she when it comes to parrying alarms?
>>93403681The average American
>>93403576>Like half of hentai is black/grey skinned dudesNo it's not. What kind of hentai are you fapping to?
>>93403404Reminder that Marine and Okayu have read this doujin
>>93403639>he can't selfinsert because he's a manlet with no muscles>he can't selfinsert because of the skin color not being like his ownskill issue
>>93403709go to any booru site and search "sex".
>>93403685I will fuck you in the ass
BIRTH MENTION
>>93403643It's fine, it's difficult to understand these new feelings, we have all been there.Let's take it slow, shall we?
>>93403550/qa/tomo...
>>93403576Why are you noticing the dude?
Catwife
>>93403683I check her art tag constantly and you somehow get Ao art before me all the time, do you have a scrapper or something
*wins*
>>93403797you are reading too much into it my friend
>>93403815jimmy rape
>>93403708I was told that being American made me a Nazi though
>>93403730So blacked porn is okay if you can self insert?
Koone is back!
>>93403797no you dont understand hes not a cuck hes in an open relationship and it doesnt matter that his wife doesnt fuck him anymore cause its open and if he really cared about sex he could go get someone else and she should be happy and allowed to fuck whoever so long as she comes home to him eventually
>>93403779N-no!!!!!
>>93403797>the cuckPic related, the cuck in question:
>>93403797goddamn you are so addicted to cuckshit you relate everything to it. This is why porn addiction is a real problem
>>93403836Kys selenfag
Monkey mention
Pregnate Mr. Koro
>>93403881Lol, mindbroken.
>>93402197>>93403350>>93403398>>93403836are you lost?
>>93403797>>93403881Selenfag... this is a sad development.
>>93403858there's nothing in that art that implies it's blacked porn cuckchama...
>>93403827nah i just get lucky in the twitter "for you"
Did the LA deadbeat and Kronie make it out alive?
Oh what a surprise the usual faggot is playing both sides to he can talk more about his fetish again
>>93403681the symbol on her hat is Arstotzka from Papers Please which is pretty clearly supposed to be East Germany so definitely not Nazis
Huh could have sworn you only get the Contacts after beating Magnus Von Grapple 1
Is biboo girlfriend experience or daughter experience?
hey
>>93403791hot
>>93403881>ughhh I'm cornered they found out I'm the actual cuck>I better hurry and samefag!
>>93403964>I merely described the content of the picture>>(presumably so she can send it to the cuck)Yeah no fantasy at all
>>93403507me (an ichimin) on the right
>>93403993ugly fatty
>>93403985She's arcade kid experience
>>93403894Keep coping, that picture is obviously cuck interacial coded. If I post a picture of 2 men have gay buttsex will you also try to claim it's not gay?
>>93403985Yes
>>93403985Ah yes, I saw this thread on the catalog last night.
>>93403886We can start by holding hands, you will get comfortable in no time.Don't be afraid, I won't bite
You guys should have posted your oshi's pits when I asked you to and things wouldn't have ended up like this.
>>93403993is this some jp fanbase that i dont know
>>93404049>interacial coded
>>93404064
>This court case is still going >2nd set of mistaken identityAre you shitting me?
>oshi left and moved on>he can't leave the threadLMAO
>>93403886oh you're so kyut~
>>93403985I will make my daughter my girlfriend
>cuck >fags erpingDamn this place is awful when there are no en streams
>>93404064but I did.here I'll do it again.
>>93404061holding hands is cute
>>93404092just ace attorney things
>saddam husseinreine pls
>>93404099>black
>>93404090Very nice. Great line between pit and tit.
SADDAM HUSSEIN HIDING PLACE MENTION
>>93403728has sora ever said anything about this kind of stuff?
>>93404061Fine, but only because it's cold...
how about we discuss picrel instead of cuck porn?
>>93404064Sorry anon, I'm not into pits at all.I prefer tits much more.
>I want one thing and it's literally this
>>93403985
>Cook a fucking piece of paperKorone...
>see hot women>doesnt think about how he would fuck them and and thinks about cuckoldry insteadretard cant even stop imagining himself getting cucked
>>93404156Sora will only read your doujin if it contains shotas in pain.
>>93402009Really, at this hour?
>RionagoneWhat streams do we have left?
>>93404061>>93404160cute..
https://files.catbox.moe/7p4nsc.mp4
then who the fuck died
Korosan you have to cook actual ingredients you dumbass.
There's a long running doujin series about futa Botan fucking all the holomem.
>>93404220I wish
>>93404213i saw this yesterday
Today Raden sang Mio's song Yakou Tsuushinn and I forgot how much I like it. Please have a listen if you aren't doing muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZWjYWcQ4Xo
>>93404220where
>>93403993Is this the dooby3D mascot? That girl that used to be HoloEN's Amelia Watson? Is that what this is? If so, I appreciate you posting dooby3D's mascot here in the hololive thread. I was watching her last night too, my fellow doober. I think you should keep posting it every single day without fail so people never forget about the fact that dooby is the former talent known as Amelia Watson. People should watch her. Moderation might give you a ban for posting dooby in the hololive thread (she used to be Amelia Watson btw) but you can easily ban evade so no worries, just post away all the dooby you want. By the way, /hlgg/, even though "Amelia Watson" affiliated herself, she still lives on as "dooby" so go watch her ok? Did you know dooby used to be Amelia Watson? Well you do(oby) now, haha
>>93404049porn brainrot is so scary...
>>93404215The prank show dude, duh
>>93404099>blacklol
>>93403985UOOOOOOOHHHHHHEROTIC CHILD, SHOW ME THAT CUTE TUMMY AND LOOK AT THOSE TOOTSIESLET ME UNDRESS YOU WE ARE PLAYING DOCTOR HERE COMES THE THERMOMETER UOOOOHHHHHHH
>>93404277Pixiv. Can't post the link right now, just search for botan and futa
>>93404289well aren't you in the know!
>>93404170I mean it's a nice mirror but I'm sure you can set your ambitions higher
>>93404152Yes, black. How can you look at his skin and claim that he's white?
>>93404339spicy!
>>93404166reine cute!
>>93404339Er that's yogurt
>>93404160Kazamatai anon ...Please don't accept people's hand that easy lol
I can't wait for the gay kazamatai to start posting about his oshi for the first time this year
>>93404339sex with lesbians
>>93402130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIS_tj4fOQ0
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>93404049As someone with actual porn brain rot: you are wrong. That pic is not about cuckoldery, it's about corruption and degradation. You see Ao-kun being cool and popular with the ladies, and then on the right you see him as a sexual toy of some big dude. There's no cuckoldery involved. The guy is (slightly) black skinned because ratatat likes them that way and because of contrast with Ao-kun's pale skin
>>93404353How can you look at YOUR skin and claim you're human?
....Why does Biboo sound like Mai Kadokawa when she's speaking Japanese?
>>93404276I'm split between this being her best song or Howling
I know that this is kind of gay to say, but I think I'd enjoy giving another guy a handjob a lot. I like the way cocks look and feel, and I think it would be fun to rub someone else's cock up and down and squeeze it in all sorts of ways, touching his balls too, and making him cum. I hope I can try it one day.
>>93404186that's their fetish after all, it's sad to see. Real men imagine themselves as the man having sex with their oshi but this guy thinks of himself as a weak man so he can't picture it as anything but cuckshit. Either that or it's porn brainrot so he can only think about those pics as watching others do the deed while he watches
>>93404374I mean I'm fine with thatThe issue is that anons keep trying to have sex with him and derailing the thread
>>93404160that's how they get you kazamatai...
>>93403584What's wrong with adding anata?
I'm gonna watch you drownI will light the match that burns it all downYou prostrate sickness, seeping, cast your spellsAll the little piggies cannot help themselvesNo, no, no, no, noJust stop pretending you feel the sameNothing matters, we're all to blameWe've all surrendered to those we serveWe get the world we all deserve
>>93404436Errmm
>>93404422What if that boy is dressed as your oshi?
>>93404289based sarcasm anon
>>93404461I'm darker than that and I'm the whitest man in Argentina.
>>93404399based actual porn brain anon
i want to have sex with kenzies
>>93404276I was listening to Holosongs while shopping the other day and it came up. Shoushin Ryoukou is wonderful too. I usually just listen to her more high tension songs but her voice really suits these kinds of relaxing songs.
>>93404382fuck off pedo
>>93404461I'm literallly the same color as your pick and I'm not black
>>93404289thanks, sometimes i feel so unappreciated around here
>>93404399>himAo is a man...?
>>93404422What does this have to do with Hololive?
>>93404372'Tis only a farce. He is obviously gay and has experience having sex with men
>>93404542Ao is a man with a vagina.
Kiara has not streamed in 1 weekKFPs are going bankrupt
Nice thread
>>93404399>There's no cuckoldery involved. Except as I said already she's taking a picture presumably so she can send it to the cuck. No other reason for why she would be taking the picture
Bunny Boo, my beloved...
>>93404461kek mindbroken
>>93404580Why are you making an ass out of u and umption?
>>93403993>>93404531most ugly mascot ever
>>93404556
>>93404523i deserve sex with kenzies
bogos
>>93404580>presumablyjesas stop you fucking cuck
>>93404276Yeah it's great, I genuinely love Mio's songs.I absolutely love this one, it's my favorite.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhYbtcZlRmQ
>>93404569sanalites don't understand my pain
>>93404580>presumably>no other reason to take a picjesus...
>>93404432It's very direct and close, Nips don't (you) nearly as casually as we do. Better to do a banchou no dansu.
>>93404522Black, brown, all the same levels of cuckshit in the end. It's plainly obvious what artist was going for with this
>>93403993>>93404531This really is a downgrade from being a gator.
>>93404631
>>93404432Japanese has a lot of different pronouns with different implications. Anata could be considered "too intimate" for use with a coworker.
>>93404639AAAAIIIIIEEEE IS THAT BLACK SKIN
Watame is pissing directly into my mouth.
Flare should befriend Raora like she did with IRyS
>>93404654It's plainly obvious that you are a projecting faggot.
>>93404654You REALLY wanna talk about cuck porn
>>93404654cuckchama... you can't just force others to share your fetish... It's all in your mind
>>93404580>she's taking a picture presumably so she can send it to the cuckAgain, you are wrong. There are no signs of Ao-kun being in a relationship. The pic is to immortalize her being the sex toy of that men while all her admirers don't know about that side of hers. I have a NTR fetish but you are seeing cuckoldery where there's none
When is Reine gonna finish Huniepop and then start Huniepop 2?
>>93404436nice
>>93404631AAAIIIEEEEEE IS THAT BLACK
>>93404622>>93404650So what's the other reason then? Can't asnwer? Good job exposing yourselves, cuck fetishists
Reine SMART
but does mumei have autism or what?
>>93404654You are proyecting you deep (not well)hidden fetish
>>93404703Towa Tractor Beam pulling on my pp...
>>93404436do women enjoy anal??
>>93404686This. They should お主 instead.
>>93404654I'm so glad that I wasn't exposed to /pol/ and too much porn as a kid
>successfully tricked the bot into abandoning the fauname shitpost simply by posting ao pornI kneel
>>93404728CUTE
>>93404728Imagine a handjob with that shitOH FUCK
>>93404709>The pic is to immortalize her being the sex toy of that men while all her admirers don't know about that side of hers. ???You literally just described the ntr scenario. While all her fans think of her as cool and pure she's having sex with dark skinned men without their knowledge.
We shouldn't sexualize lesbians, it's disrespectful
>>93404816Abayo nigga. Nice cat tits.
>>93404836then we couldn’t sexualize any holo
>>93404737Obviously so her ギャル男 BF can show his mates how he seduced some retarded tomboy idol.
It's just two bots going at it, right?
>>93404711ID2 was thinking of doing Huniepop 2 collabs
>>93404805 I believe he turned off the bot to discuss it himself, making it 10 times more pathetic
>>93404758no they just larp, only males can truly enjoy getting pounded in the ass
Korone...your "timing"You're still "green"...
>>93404505I had missed this song, thank you for the recommendation. It was very nice, especially when she says she's home at the end. Must've hit extra hard after her break
>>93404826I did not. Her fans are not in a relationship with her so it can't be NTR
>>93404816IS THAT A BLACK MAN?
>>93404805It is pretty funny how you can get him to stop shitposting Holo vs. Holo by engaging his neurons with thoughts of being NTR'd
>>93401629My favourite german joke (that is also a joke in swedish) is:Two hunters meet. Both die.
>>93404826I don't think you know what NTR is.
As a relatively newfag (started coming here when Justice was announced) one of my favorite parts of being here is the amount of fear and hatred that many of you have for boogeymen that I am no longer 100% convinced exist anymore. Kiaraschizo, Baeschizo, Selenfag, etc all of these names I saw and people told their lore like scary campfire stories and I believed it for a while until I was labeled as kiaraschizo and now I see people throwing around selenfag in this thread and it makes me laugh. You guys truly cannot begin to believe that someone would truly have an opinion different than your own so they MUST be trolling they MUST be selenfag samefagging because there is NO WAY that more than one person would troll having that opinion. Watching you guys bicker knowing that the real kiaraschizo or selenfag probably died years ago keeps me very entertained. Keep dancing for me monkeys
>>93404836I will respectfully sexualize Polka and there's nothing you can do about it.
Great, you guys scared the kazamatai away and I was just about to get him.
>>93404816AIEEEEEEEE HIS SKIN IS TOO DARK THIS IS KEKSHIT!!!!
>>93404758my ex really wanted to try anal for some reason, she was very into the idea but it was clearly in a fetish kind of way, not because it was inherently pleasurable.
>>93404808You'd probably need to shave before getting a handjob from CC, otherwise your pubes might get stuck in the finger joints and get torn out while she's jerking it
>>93404550
>>93404930Nobody does Kiara vs Bae anymore because they both stopped streaming
>>93404957ill let him know youre looking for him in the warcraft 3 in game chat channel bro!
I enjoy art with skintone differences, as an artist is a way to differenciate the man from the woman and it also makes schizos throw a bitch fit
I got it!The snag with management Fauna had!She refused to use her personal manager as sexual relief tool despite her being willing! It led to lowered performance on both sides and eventually led to Fauna leaving due to her silly vegan morals!
>>93404930It doesn't matter who they are, all that matters is how pathetically they spam and their thinly veiled projection of their cuckold fetish on others. It's kind of like one of those curses where the only way out is to get someone else to suffer it.
>>93404915wait all holo vs holo shitposters are cucks?
>>93404930shut up nigga you gay as fuck
>>93404930>As a relatively newfag (started coming here when Justice was announced)
>>93404930Why does this newfag think he matters?
>>93403441i see boobsits a girl
>>93404626This was also very good, I especially like the MVIt's a shame she's not getting many views on this song but I will be sure to add it to my playlist now
>>93404899The meow at the end is so cute too.
>>93404422
>>93404569Honestly I'm doing fine, Kiara and I are on a break. I'll watch other holos while she messes around with her indie friend. You can do this kind of stuff with your oshi when you're secure in your relationship.
>>93404976woah
>>93404976erm why are they brownis this kek?
>>93405019>newfaglook at the signature at the end
>>93404982>black guyWhere?>>93405011Always have been.
imagine caring about the skin color when fapping to porn
>>93404953No way this is not edited. Polka would never show her cameo toe like that
LOVE AND PEACE!LOVE AND PEACE!
>>93405058>rapee (willing)so it's not rape you retard
>>93404982You are actually mentally ill, that image had nothing to do with blacked shit or NTR. He's literally just tanned you fucking freak
>>93405062This is Hulk Hogan tier stupidity
>>93404930squirm
This case is too tricky
>>93404422Go to holofes
>>93404816lol mindbroken retard
>>93405089super cute
>>93404904>>93404925So if your oshi brought her bf on stream and started making out with him and sucked his dick live while calling you pathetic losers who can only watch you wouldn't call it ntr?
>>93404925I'm 100% sure that the cuckposter is a mindbroken latino. Why? Because they have bastardized the concept of NTR. They think cheating is NTR, a character dumping their partner and going for another is NTR, everything is NTR to them
>>93405103He NEEDS it to be NTR though or he can't jack off. And he NEEDS you to think the same or he'll feel lonely.
>>93404982Hololive?
Personally I love the contrast
>>93405089Need footjob.
>>93405100Rape sounds cooler than "consensual sex"
>>93404982how can I avoid ending up like this?
>>93405100It's still rape even if they want it if you take them by force despite their wishes
>>93405116Anons don't actually have gay sex at Hololive events.
>>93405160they took down /qa/ already so you're safe
>>93405121>So if your oshi brought her bf on stream>on streamThis is already much different. The Ao pic had no such thing
>>93405100It's consensual rape, retard. Aka women's biggest fetish
>>93405176i had sex with two different kenzies
>>93405176>He wasn't invited
>>93405173Anon, "if they want it" and "against their wishes" are two mutually exclusive statements.
>>93405160Well, the first step is not having the gene for schizophrenia latent in your DNA
>>93404816Nice lewd cat correction
>>93404982shit nigga, I want to post my hand so you start thinking about me dominating your oshi
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>93405187Wow Suisei. Very cool.
>>93405160Find Jesus, and live happily, for it is the best revenge.
what fanbase would you fuck in the ass
Damn, this magician fucked Reine over
>>93405207>nice balls, flare
>>93404432They should use 此奴 instead
>
>>93405234kenzies
>fuwamoco is EN-ACK
>>93404930>I'm not the schizo you guys call me, I just shi, cry and seethe like he doesThis is not the flex you think it is, lmao
>>93405176It's actually straight sex with waitresses and fembeats
>>93405176As far as we know!
>>93404550awooooga
>>93405237>this magician fucked Reine-I don't care what words follow this statement, they're simply false.
>>93405198So if she had sex with her bf and then posted a picture of it on twitter then it's not ntr according to you?
>>93405258>此奴hmm
>>93404711she already conquered huniepophuniepop 2 soon
>>93405268cute
>>93405234otomos
>>93405273Fuwawa ascended to JP, fluffians eating good.
>>93405214>>93405284I was there, we only sexually harassed some girls.
>>93405234Teamates owe me sex
>>93405121I'd love that
>>93405036The problem for me is that I only watch one holo other than Kiara
for me it's futa with female
Korone is speaking like Suisei right now. Cute Suisei, not idol Suisei
>>93404639I need to colonise black elves...
>>93405317
>>93405121>>93405301You are consumed by netorare, you're either Japanese or one of the lesser races.
>>93405273Why do Peko and the pink one have reversed faces?
>>93405160Don't overdose on 黒人 porn so you don't get mindbroken.
>>93405338Male on futa is better
>>93405117lol brown seanigger
Why am I still in the thread when my oshi is gone?
>>93405301You are being retarded on purpose. There's a clear difference between what they do as the holo and what they do in their private time
>>93405325yeah well they defaulted
>>93405364futa on male is much much better
>>93404994>"i-it's all about contrast!"The coke classic of copes
>>93405356this image is cuckshit
>>93405317OH NO NO NO THAT'S GUY IS BROWN THAT'S KEK
>>93405338https://files.catbox.moe/6dyhzq.mp4Based.
>>93405383You're obsessed with us.
Japanese lesson time. Remember this is a real language
>>93405234Kazamatais are very cute, I would kiss them but I don't think I would fuck, that would be too gay
>>93405121why would you lmao you have 0 relationship with your oshi. if you think you have any possible connection that her blowing her bf would infringe upon you seriously need to stop watching streams and get professional help
>>93405301Everything except solo maturbation porn is ntr according to your definition
>>93405383you want me so bad
>>93405395
>>93405273Fuwamoco is Enoch?
I slept with a guy once
>I will fight for the cause posting porn!
I personally love NTR and I self insert as a girl. Imagine getting your brains fucked out of you by a big cocked chad while the loser who thinks that you actually love him is blissfully unaware. That's fucking hot
can you stop being retarded for one thread at least
>>93405449大丈夫だ。問題ない。
>>93404505wait I listen to Holo songs while shopping too
Funnily enough, the Flare doujin that is getting dumped is by an artist that draws a good amount of hololive NTR
>>93405466do you want a medal or something
I'm the only one in this thread watching a stream!
>>93405383Um you like our company?
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/text/I%20will%20fight%20for%20the%20cause%20posting%20porn/how come it's ok when he does it
>>93405420this is NTR because the guy on the riht is black
>>93405412Suzutaro my beloved
It's cold and I'm sleepy. I know how the kazamataifag feels now
>>93405467I will fight for the cause by jacking off
I find hypnosis doujins to be so boring. Always the same fucking thing with the phone, no work to get the girl, it's lazy
>>93405468Seems kinda messed up to me. I'd feel bad for cheating on my hypothetical homely GF with a model.
Suisei's Fall Guys training is going extremely wellhttps://twitter.com/suisei_submati/status/1878148835035529274?s=46https://twitter.com/suisei_submati/status/1878148835035529274?s=46https://twitter.com/suisei_submati/status/1878148835035529274?s=46
I finally listened to Jimmy's new OG song and it was so fucking kakkoihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB2kswPDFaII was initially hesitant that it was yet another kanauru MV and while it still had that glossy shine that every single MV he does has, i'm glad there wasn't a reference or meme every 10 seconds like there usually is and it focused more on the dancing
>>93405495I'm watching Flare play Splatoon instead of just playing it myself.
>>93401443cuuuuuuuute
>>93405299shion.....
You can't make ntr porn of hololive, they are all single
>>93405508Are you sleepy because it's cold or are the two unrelated?This matters in JP
NTR is only hot when it's a feminization story and the girlfriend gets mindbroken seeing their boyfriend/husband turned into a slut hungry for cuck anyways
This shit is so retarded
>>93405498ESLs are a protected class on /vt/
This trial is long and complicated, damn.
>>93405516Japs love power-fantasy, a little convenient trick and the world is under your feet.
>>93405495Reine's sleepy but she's at the climax of her case!
>>93405495WRONGWatame has mastered the Tiger Shot!
>>93405538...
>>93405498Dude stopped 8 times in 1.5y and that
>>93405549only because half of you fail the paper bag test
>>93405495I'm watching Korosan too!
>>93405384>>93405434This. We don't care what our oshis do in their private life. They could be having daily orgies choking on endless black cocks and getting their pussies pounded into oblivion and we wouldn't mind because we're not their bfs so it's fine
>>93405501Ninomaeninmoanyo is not black, she is purple. >>93405553They've gotten even lazier with the development of smartphones, they used to have to actually use physical hypnosis, now they just flash some strobe lights and BAM, brainwashed...
>>93405538fuwamoco.....noefurea....
>>93405498>>93405549He sure lives rent free in your heads tho
>>93405532Jimmy did the choreography too, i look forward to seeing it in a live show
>>93405495Reine cute and ace attorney is confusing
>>93405598>be retarded>remind people how retarded you are every time you post>"R-Rent free"Every time.
nahone
>>93405577married women = basedwomen dating = cringewhy this
Where is my deso orisong?
>>93405577She is a virgin tho
hey it's me, goku!
>>93405634That's metal
>>93405596Now JP has their own version of Kaa eyes.Hypnochads suffer the most
>>93405657no thats fire
>>93405634No...
>>93405526But that's hot. Imagine completely mind breaking your autistic hikkineet gf who loves you more than anything and never had anyone before you by sending her pictures of you fucking some bimbo slut. Best thing is she's such a pathetic loser she wouldn't even leave you and would just end up accepting the fact that you fuck other girls on the side.
>>93405538every woman is dating at least 3 different men until proven otherwise
AIIEEEEE BLACK SKIN
>>93405635One is a serious, mature lady, while the other is a loose whore.
>>93405634Why is the fire going sideways? Also, are they still doing all day breakfast?
>>93405526Just get 2 wives
>>93405673You're more mentally ill than a tranny.
>>93405681Those men? Me with three different hats.
>>93405495今いい配信はありません
>>93405673I want to do this to Mori but I think she would actually try to stab me
>>93405597Anon... it's 2025... noefurea... doesn't exist anymore...
>>93405701does any mcdonalds still do all day breakfast? they dont in GA anymore
>>93405701It's windy in California right now and the mentally ill are trying to burn it down.
>>93405701WindYes
>CC does a zatsu stream>Tech issues fuck it up so she moves it to tomorrow>Still decides to do quick hour long zatsu on the spot anyway
>>93405726Korosan and Watame are going strong
>>93405720the corpos leftover trash made a collab? LMAOOOO
>>93405754Kiss face
>her life choiceskek
>>93405634The national monument of burgers...
>anons posting pornmy turn
>>93405748I'm just glad it's not a Twitter SpaceThose are a chore to "watch" and search for later
>>93405748she hugged us at the end too!
>>93405673based male:netorare god
>>93405737I sure hope it's still there by the time I get there.
>>93405734In some areas, yeah
>>93405673seek Jesus
>>93405793MODS
>>93405795I think CC should kiss me but not the rest of you
>>93405793please tell down
reinechama.....
>>93405795>hugsWait...CC is GFE?
>>93405793この野郎あなたは喧嘩Can you say that without verbing the noun?
>>93405733Noel married her ASMR mic and IRyS moved in on Flare.
>>93405793https://files.catbox.moe/7p5t5u.pngYAB
>>93405795timestamp
>>93405831You can do whatever the hell you want as long as people understand what you're saying.
>>93405793AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
>>93405865>at the end
>>93405801If not, we can pee on the remains of North LA together.
>>93405865the very end
>>93405844i shouldn't have opened that...
>>93405844
>>93405864
>>93405844What the Christ
>>93405900I don't get it
>>93405907yeah, me
Timesmith? Won, and you know it.
>>93405907That un-remarkable boyfriend? Me. My name? Anon.
>>93405906
>>93405907some holos talk about that even without the need of a phantom lancer
>>93405879>>93405885can't find,
>>93405907I don't even know my own name, they just call me Anon
>>93405907>PLI really like this meme. Mind if I use it sometime?
>>93405176Wait, so who's the fat fuck came inside me that time?
>>93405907ARKA GDYNIA KURWA ŚWINIA
>>93405907what does PL stand for
>>93405907The unremarkable ex-boyfriend? Me.The ex-girlfriend? Me, but in a wig and dress
>>93405923Peko's been hitting the pickled carrots jar again
>>93405981BIG SHEEP WITTIES
>>93405882I guess that would be cool too.
>>93405907It's Matsuri.Are you new to Matsuri?That's nothing to write home about
>>93405982
>>93405907za hando
https://x.com/IN_THE_MOCHI/status/1878125256919208347https://x.com/circussion/status/1878043205322825969https://x.com/rikatantan2nd/status/1878099799892975748https://x.com/rikatantan2nd/status/1877919108949332137https://x.com/mk49_nazuna/status/1878034123585134966https://x.com/yumobi18/status/1878034125610770513https://x.com/pedori3/status/1878033694021280081https://x.com/nago_purin/status/1878003929738559505https://x.com/kibanndagohann/status/1877895435475444153https://x.com/enuzoushigaya/status/1877649179159261585
>>93406024Fridge body.
>>93406010Some olfdags need to paste that Matsuri copypasta here again for the newfags
did irys show up on flare's stream today?
>the final big twist is something Reine figured out within the first 10 minutes of the caseclassic AA
>>93405907>bisexualismenjoy hell matsuri kek
>>93405982Past life, but anon is talking about Matsuri's current indie persona, so it'd be her roommate instead of her PL
>>93405982the one and only
>>93405907I know that I'm supposed to go schizo, but is this even weird or bad? Knowing Matsuri, it just makes shit funnier, especially knowing that Japanese women start hating Japanese men the most often after dating once or twice.
>>93406064hes so cool...
>>93406041I want to fuck your fridge
HiRyS is melting down
>>93406064>*picks earthshaker*
why do most Holos act like being in Hololive was the start of their career when a few have mentioned their previous work? Is it just the idol kayfabe?
>>93405990Should she clean it off herself, or make Gigi clean them for her?
>>93405961NTA but herehttps://youtu.be/PDAYaiYq0jM?t=2990
>>93406039Best ones are Peko-mama and Shion.
>>93406054Bisexual girls make the best Holos.
>>93403985Onahole experience
>>93406103>buy bkb
magic is not real
The real question is:WILL GURA EVER GET BACK TO WHAT SHE ONCE WAS?
I'm glad doxx posting is okay here. Took long enough for you guys to lighten up.
>>93406098why they hate Bae?
>>93406053That gimmick bit at the end of the trial that they added in 5 is so lame.I miss pixel hunts on a photograph or thinking outside the box
Takos... your oshi...
>>93406178>Flare wearing even a single piece of her original costumelol no, at least make it realistic.
wait when did riona join suu?
>Do you really hate us that much?Ace Combat 4...
Well I just want lick Trucy's trick up her sleeves, aka. her pits.
>>93406137>bkb>on PL
>>93406178Flare is a Takodachi. Therefore if Flare has sex with Ina it's basically like I had sex with Ina.
>>93406178She finally replaced Sana. Still sad that her true brown wife left though.
>>93406143Say it in red!
>>93406081It's a little weird because she doesn't give a fuck anymore and you can even see people making references to Fubuki in her chat, but she is having a good time and no one really cares, so it's fun
I only ever see Su play Mario Kart
>>93406146yeah it's part of thread culture now, crazy how times change huh
she is back already?
BEHOLDTHE FUTURE, SOON TO BE INTEGRATED WITH KOYOAI FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL VIRTUAL ASSISTANT
>>93406269GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1878162111509004755https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1878162111509004755https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1878162111509004755
That breakdown wasn't as cool as the previous on with the guitar
>listens to Stellar Stellar Covers>Suddenly Mori>Brace for bad rendition>it's actually goodWHY DID /vt/ lie to me?
>>93405693Cover owes me brown woman sex
>>93406214Same
>>93402710Cover should hire you. You have a solid vision that I can see.
>>93405036I'd even take back to back to back Balatro streams at this point.I want Kiara to tell me about Henry the Eighth by way of a musical spin-off of a television show that cribbed Wikipedia articles and stole ideas from Game of Sloppa for better ratings.
>>93406302Boy are her arms tired
>>93406302i dont know how people even fly for 2-3 hours in economy domestically, once you fly first class there is really no going back
What is wrong with this thing?
REINE DID IT
NOTGUILTY
>>93406302
>>93406304I kind of want this but it would get annoying as fuck while I'm trying to work.
>>93406283Schizo women are hot, I'd fuck Matsuri.
>>93406363
>>93405634BF3 Loading screen kino...
>>93406302ARMS LOVE
>>93406302wawa back!
>>93406304Last time I saw those it was a virus
>>93405729I do seem to remember Mori reacting kinda violently to cheaters in stories.
>>93406390I think her forehead should be longer
>>93406380The real problem is the software being unoptimized pile of shit, I still don't understand how it took this long for something like this to be made with 3D instead of 2D
>>93406390This image gives off a weird energy
where can i download a hololive mouse cursor?
>the twins are cute and not evilCUTE
DOOMED YURI
>>93406304This is just Bonzi buddy 26 years later.
HOLY SHIT GUYSI DID ITAFTER ALL THESE MONTHS, I FINALLY FOUND ITPROOF OF THAT TIME MATSURI RETWEETED A FANART OF HER DRINKING PISSI AM SO HAPPY
I think I would hurt Watame if I were given the chance
I think Trucy should have sex with the twins
>>93406377Imagine Wawa jacking you off with a cat mouth...
>>93406434watasaiyajin
BRAVO ACE ATTORNY
>>93406304>THE FUTURE>technology around since 2005
>>93406470Now this is some historical textThanks, anon
>>93406482What does an automaton need huge hips and ass for?
>>93406470do we like it when girls do that or not
>>93406470Holy based
>>93406470h-hot
>>93406470She jus like me frfr.
does anyone have this?
>>93406470I love Matsuri so much
>>93406302>>93406333>>93406377>>93406389Kiara not soon
>>93406470slowpoke.jpg
>>93406470That's just beer
>>93406470>retweetedeh whatever close enough
>>93406480I would break your knees with a baseball bat given the chance.
>>93406470Ah, pre-2020 HololiveGood times
>>93406453Try https://x.com/noiireism
>>93406470it's like but good job anon
>>93406470Nice
>>93406470Based bro
Sex with Trucy
>>93406528https://x.com/TheEvanChisholm/status/1878004119513825503
I miss seeing Holos Twitter likes...
>>93406470>likeI'm sure she retweeted porn a couple of times tho
>>93406470fumihiko's art style is so fucking ugly man I don't know how people like it AND how the dude hasn't improved at all in 6 years
sex with Trucy
>>93406538Anon this is well-known knowledgeThe point is that there's now a pic to point to
>>93406591Are they?
>>93406377My Arm, My Arm, My Arm, My Arm, My Arm, My Arm can summon up the power of the CAT HAND!
>>93406144Believe it or not, this is normal gura. The first year and a half of regular streams was super abnormal for her.
>>93406482is that a nipple?
>>93406304>try to find the fuwawa model>it's not freenooo I don't want to pay
>>93406510For me to enjoy
>>93406622Holy retard
>>93406569Gura looks kind of different
>>93406470it's just like not retweet
hirys is melting down again...
Why is every Ace Attorney girl so cute?
>>93406470Did people not see this the first time around? We don't have newfags right? You guys are just fucking around right
>>93406631wew
>>93406470ABAYO YOU CRAZY BASTARD
>>93406603He's basically the Shadman of Hololive.
>>93406144Nakirigumi hereKeep your faithIf my oshi can come back, yours can too
i love you mori you are so cute
>>93406611Ten hours.
kfp please kill the thread spamming threads
>>93406609I could've sworn I've seen it screenshotted and posted years ago. Not sure why this new pic is suddenly hot news
>>93406647see >>93406609
>>93406587she has reine pupils
>>93406302She said it was a short busy trip this time. I think she is staying a bit longer after fes.
>>93406569Imagine cumming infront of yuor audience but spilling your spaghetti in front if some autist allergic to gluten
So why didn't Kiara collab with anyone in Japan? Is she being ostracised again? And didn't she imply that she was there with Ame? What happened to that?
>Reine Rick RollNice
>>93406716>AIIIIEEE KIARA PLEASE COLALB WITH ME AND SAVE MY DYING CHANNELI'd also skip that shit if I was Kiara
>>93406341You should stop listening to people stuck 3 years in the past.
>>93406681As the other anons pointed out. There already is a pic pointing that out from years ago. The thread is just all newfags now.
>>93406673What?
>>93406716No good ENs in Japan besides Kiara
>>93406470https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1245411937954873344
https://x.com/Rat_Huang_NSFW/status/1878116793719644320
>>93406716She had to have non stop baby making sex with me
GO REINE GO
>>93406778But Nerissa you weren't in Japan
>>93406304>Age of AdventABORT ABORT ABORT
I miss erolive...
