YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds https://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enPrevious Thread: >>93340784
I love my wife so much!!
foiled againthe dinos will get it next time
>>93402426I want Gura to slurp up my balls like that
Day 103! Give it up for day 103!
So what are the chumbies plans for today?
Day 35! Give it up for day 35!
>retards thought a tweet meant a stream was coming
Do you think management thoroughly checks every letter? If you attach a picture of your dick will they discard it or pass it on to her? What if you write a link to catbox with a picture of your dick in it? Surely they'll miss it right? But Gura will definitely be curious enough to open it. Or at the very least you could cum on the letter, that should be stealthy enough. Imagine Gura touching your dried up gallons with her child like hands uoh
>>93402998nah lol for over 2 years now i always expect to get let down by her
>>93402998Who are you quoting?
Someone rattled the monkey tree!
MY wife
>>93402988Did you somehow miss her collab with Fauna and her call in Fauna's graduation stream? You should pay better attention to streams.
>>93402987I'm gonna make some goulash and play more Isaac
>>93403324touristchama...
>>93402987i had the urge to play shantaeplaying seven sirens for the first time. it's pretty good
>>93402987I should buy a steak
>>93402987I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>93402987I got wrestling later tonight and work overnight. I kinda wanna play a video game but dunno if I wanna play yugioh or New Vegas with my Shotgun character
>>93402998>Can't say no to ChumbudsTo be fair, Chumbuds never directly asked Gura to stream more, so she never needed to say no.
Gura should stream directly into my mouth.
>>93402543>*Le touché*
>>93403040Management checks every letter and then they white out the name of the sender.This has been confirmed by multiple holos.
Why did she ask how our new year has been going so far?
Gurass
>>93405197she likes reading chumbie responses to things like that when she's in the mood. which is rarely, but still
has anyone done this meme for dino goob yet?
dinogura is real
Cover hasn't done anything with Gura since the Sushiro collab. It's really telling that she's leaving.
>>93405711*sorry, I meant Dodgers collab
MY Gurandma.
MY Gurandpa.
>>93405824She is glowing in this pic
>>93405868>Gurandpagay
>>93405269hmm, now I regret not writing a more elaborate reply...
>>93405968I wish Chumbuds in general would write more elaborate replies. A lot of the replies are really generic.
>>93406062SNIFFFFF
>>934058246-7 months
>>93405824Do you think your Gurandma would kiss you on the lips late at night, straddle you and ride you to release?
>>93406104???
>>93406190In that pic. Since it happened around late September to November.
>>93406086I'm not very creative or eloquent enough chumbie
>>93406086Not him but I ain't gonna write my detailed life story on twitter. That's exactly how you could get doxxed.
>>93405574
>>93406244I don't get it. Are you implying that she's pregnant or something? Do you have a pregnancy fetish?
>>93406244Oh you're actually just stupid. My bad, sorry for asking.
>>93406806It's kind of incredible how often room-temp IQ retards in this thread confuse someone saying that something likely happened with them wanting said thing to have happened. Did you know that no matter how much you wish something is true or not, it doesn't affect whether it actually is?
>>93406675
Sex with a fembud.
>>93407053So you do have a pregnancy fetish? Okay I guess, I don't judge.
Alright I'm headin out to the store. Gotta pick up some steaks
hewwo
>>93405968don't worry about it. she likes those replies too
>>93407406She doesn't read any replies.
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
>>93407492Yes she does. Did you miss her replying to random comments in a member post?
>>93407516No. She has a family. She spends all her time with her The Hobbit inheritor.
>>93407298how do chumbies like to cook their steaks?my dad always did them well done but i like mine medium rare now
>>93407743Granted.But it was for 10 minutes, then she never replied to another one. Also, that was last summer.
>>93407800Her parents and brother. Anything else is just a lie you tell yourself and everyone here.
>>93407743Don't reply to that retard.
>>93407806I like them medium rare or medium, butter basted and with garlic, rosemary and thyme are optional.
>>93405711She was in plenty of stuff since then, retard. But disregarding that it's still kinda weird that she said she was pulling herself out of upcoming merch. Why? Depression and brain problems? That shouldn't matter since it's just merch and her presence isn't required no? Something is afoot.
>>93407800>>93408099>>93408193Proof? Come on just anything. Surely you have something after going schizo for 4 years?
>>93408193So how the fuck do you misconstrue this into her spending irl time with people? Provide evidence for once in your pathetic life, dipshit.
>>93408099What? She literally said she was with her dad in thanksgiving.
>>93408180I meant the dodgers collab. Not sushiro. See >>93405752Since then, she was in stuff like breaking dimensions and the enreco collab, but those are branch events, not Cover investing in her.
>>93408279Because you're a literal retard if you think Gura has spent the last 6 months alone in her room doing nothing, you mouth-breathing pea-brained moron.
>>93408193>she didn't see her family in a long time>that means she has a boyfriend and children I really don't understand how the mind of a cuckschizo works. Not too mention she was complaining about being lonely just before that. Fucking mentally ill schizo, stop forcing your fetish on everyone around you
>>93408289She spent thanksgiving and Christmas with her family &.But she doesn't see them for most of the year.
>>93408423So you once again can't point to shit. Just end yourself already you retard.
>>93408423So no evidence? Might as well claim that Gura is a CIA agent doing some glowie shit.
>>93408443You sure are putting a bunch of words in my mouth, anon.Anyway, who'd she go swimming with?
>>93408488But you just said that she apparently didn't spend her time with parents? Can you make up your mind and also provide proofs please?
>>93408554>you can't go swimming by yourself What the fuck am I reading
I've been busy with dumb adult stuff, what da chumbies doin'?
>”Everytime I’m not streaming I’m outside touching grass”-Gawr Gura
>>93408788talking about steaks. how do you like yours?
>>93408511>>93408488>gura never streams>gura never talks to us>spent about 1.1% of her time with her fans last year>none of the other members contact her>she never talks about what she does off-stream>but guys, she is totally a lonely virgin who never sees other people and spends all her time staring at the wall>there's no proof that this opsec-obsessed woman is a normal woman doing normal woman things that nearly every woman does so you have nothing>also, you can't brinf up her friends that we know she lied aboutYou must be the most retarded person here. She doesn't stream or respect her fans because retards like you are so gullible.
>>93408524She is a glowie thoughAlso she does part time submariner dutyAlso gawr gura once sang sharks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmq7kyDxuj8Isn't that wacky?
>>93408868Bro there's like so many other vtubers who can actually indulge your fetishes without your resorting to fanfiction, especially phase and niji ones, so why chose Gura? Baffling behavior.
>>93407806I always go for rare. My body craves it
>>93408979She's a sharkMost sharks are lonely by nature and swim aloneEven if she's a clutz she's going to be swimming alone (probably specially because she's a clutz)I must protect my shark daughter wife
>>93408979So who did she go swimming with if she didn't go alone according to you? You have any proof?
>>93408788My sister way telling me about Elon's pet lochness monster and the F6 tornado coming
>>93408819I love my fart shark!More people should spend more time outsideIt's mostly due to work but i rarely speend any time at home otuside of sleeping time + a few hours on the weekendsIt's good
His proof is literally just "vibes lmao" levels of dumb.
>>93408868>whenever a holo isn't streaming she's having sexAh a classic
This is why we should stick to discussing the Bible and video games like Halo. This cuck stuff is way more offtopic somehow.
>>93408524>>93408511The proof is that the times line up, both starting and stopping, whenever she travels or goes on vacation or goes to Japan. It happened when she went up north the week before Christmas. It happened with the camping trip. It happened when she went to go record Breaking Dimensions and Myth's anniversary live. And it's happening right now where the times were completely flipped for a week and she is now posting tweets at 4 in the morning. The last time the times flipped was when she was in Japan last January to record for 5th fes.
>>93409155That's all they've had for the last 4 yearsImagine that vagueposting for literal 4 years with absolutely nothing. She's not like some other holos that you have something from 10 years ago that fans might dislike its literally just nothing
>>93409085Your sister sounds cute.
Not sure what y'all bickering about, Gura has been married to me for a long time now and I love my daughterwife very much.
>>93409134And what exactly do you think Goobs is doing when she’s outside 24/7?
>>93409214SHE'S (NOT) IN JAPAN THIS TIME FOR SURE!
>>93409061Probably whoever paid her multi-day escort rate that week.
I ate a bunch of chocolate. Now I want to go back to sleep
>>93409286how much did you eat chumbie
>>93409262Kek
>>93409252Obviously farmingAre you retarded? It's real hard work, especially cuz she's such a frail little girl, probably has to work from morn to dawn on theem fieldshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4lGWzUxgv0
>>93409243yeah me btw
>>93409236My sis is just a middle aged lady that likes superstitious stuff
>>93409214Man this really reads like ravings of a schizophrenic. You do know that she tweeted plenty of times before in the middle of the night while she was at home right?Also you still didn't post any actual proof.
>>93409221No one cares about other holos, retard. People care about why Gura doesn't stream any more and why she won't explain what is going on or why she doesn't ever talk about what she does off-stream. People care about the fact that it has never been more obvious that she is hiding a ton of shit from her fans and only an absolute retard would still believe in her or assume there's a reason that all this is happening that wouldn't break your heart. Otherwise she would just explain what is going on.
Why do people schizopost and why do people reply to them?I think they just need each other. Like heroes and villains.
>>93409429You need to stop egging this guy on chumbie. His cuckposting keeps getting worse. Eventually shitposters are going to raid if you keep this up.
>>93409482She's farming>>93409332
>>93409482But she literally told you that she's been depressed, anxious and stressed? On top of her physical health being shit too. I guess schizos like you don't actually watch streams hm? I mean you only wanted to know what's going on so now that you know you will stop having a mental breakdown and will stop writing your fetish fanfiction yes?
>>93409513I don't get why its so bad today. Maybe once Biblebud is on we can start discussing some cool stuff
>>93409665You are right chumbie, but that dumb dumb has been told that and just ignores that everytimeBeen that way for years, probably has a memory issue
>>93409538Why? Making fun of schizo and his retardation is entertaining. I want to see what else his mentally ill brain will conjure up.
>>93409770YOU are the reason why the mods refuse to delete his shit. Fuck you.
>>93409770I do too but only outside of this thread
>>93409789Hey don't blame me for meidos being fucking useless. If they actually did their job I wouldn't have a schizo to reply to
Someone bumped into the mirror of my car and it will take me some time to readjust it.You don't touch my piece of shit car, I am angery now...
>>93410027I had someone fold in my mirrors so they could park. I should pay attention to my mirrors more often
>>93408524>>93408904Hail citizen
>>93409513Chumbies love replying to low effort obvious bait instead of ignoring it even if some of you don't want to admit it. This fanbase is too feisty and loves getting into pointless arguments with mentally ill when they should be ignored instead like other splits do. Just look at /uuu/, they've got an influx of schizos lately and they've been dealing well with them by mostly ignoring them.
>>93410253It was pretty peaceful until you got here anon
>>93410027>>93410186Sorry but if you don't fold your mirrors when you leave your car you deserve everything bad that will happen to them.
>>93395191
i just sneezed 7 times in a row
>>93409206I agree chumbie. At least Bibleposting can be tied in to Gura sometimes without schizo cuckposting and doxfaggotry. People who complain should really count their blessings.>>93409685I like Biblebud. He is a good bud. I have to get ready for vespers now but I look forward to discussing his progress later to while away the nightshift.
>>93410377People need to do that? How tiny are your parking spaces?
>>93410606Gesundheit
She'll be back soon right? I miss her...
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
>>93410710Aim better next time.
>>93410693Aim better next time.
>>93410638It's just good etiquette and also protects your mirrors from some retard accidentally hitting them with his car. There's literally no reason not to fold them. That's why they fold automatically in newer cars.
>>93410747>>93410758I knew this was a fucking bot
>>93410377t. someone who fucked with someone's car
>>93410841Nope. Someone actually broke my mirror once several years ago and I've been folding them ever since.
>>93410829I only reply to people who miss Gura. The other poster is replying to random shit and idk why.
>>93410746samen
>>93411026Fuck off you fucking bot
Please reply to me.
>>93411268Retard.
>>93411264You wish I were a bot. The other poster is probably a bot though.
How are you guys doing? I don't really check out this thread often but chumbuds are funny
>>93410779Whats if my mirrors don't fold? I really don't think it's a big deal.
>>93411268I got a 230 grain reply for you right here replybud.
I don't think I've ever seen a parked car with it's mirrors folded in my entire life.
I used Desktop Mate to customize my model and now Gura is on my screen all the time. Gura cute.
Chumbuds im bored and tired, what should I do?
>>93411870Nice. My own desktop is boring as fuck.
>>93411559I fold mine on my truck sometimes in tight parking spaces because it's just a button push and I don't want to deal with people hitting them. I never bother with my car though because the mirrors barely stick out and they have to be folded manually.
Please just graduate.
>>93411990Got any games chumbie?
I think it's pretty wild of the mutual trust we have in each other to just let almost anyone use a vehicle and not expect to die that day. Cars and trucks... they're massive, heavy, fast moving machines. And they're everywhere.Think about it for a moment...
Gura will come back and be a pro at marvel rivals because she's been playimg it with her online friend group.
>>93412544A ton of games, but I was thinking of getting myself an energy drink and eating by myself
>>93412651Like 15 people were run over on New Year's day in New Orleans. Have you been living under a rock?
>Cuckposter's backIt's that time again ggg! Time for, you guessed it another reminder that they are!>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."https://files.catbox.moe/gcifml.webp>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you">"That's not all she wants to do"https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE>They had discord sleepovershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U>Ame called her "My Love"https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their petshttps://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Ameliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959
>>93402426I've drunk it: alcohol
>>93412725Where did your doxx paragraph go, autogynophiliabud?
>>93412651It's pretty easy to not die if you just have common sense and pay attention to your surroundings.
Had this pop up in my Youtube recommended and it reminded me of Goobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFxhlKPnaiU
>>93409665NTA, but sounds like postpartum
>>93412713>Have you been living under a rock?Yes, but listen. There are people on the road that should never be on the road.Every single time we pass by a vehicle that's driving in the other direction we're brushing with death. Every time.
>>93412278Aim better next time.
>>93412803I don't need to remind people that you don't have proof cause it's already obvious. You already got BTFO'd last thread too. All I need to do is let the evidence I have on display speak for itself.
>>93411870 (me)Figured I should post a webm
>>93413087Huh?
>>93413082It'll be ok existential crisisbud.
>>93413178Can you not import her official 3D model? I thought Cover made it available.
>>93413285I don't know, I wanted to give it a quick test first. Let me see if I can use her MMD and export it to vrm.
>>93413313I might have to install it if that's the case
>>93402780take your meds anon
>>93411990Play wc3 customs.
>>93413222just ignore the bot
>>93413244I do sound crazy don't I? It's probably why I don't talk too much.
>>93413161The only thing you've shown any evidence for is them being friends. And only work friends at that. You're a yurischizo that doesn't understand women and have never spent any time around them. By your logic, every single hololive member would be a lesbian and that's absurd. Instead of thinking you are a woman, go and spend some time around them. Maybe you'll learn they don't talk or tease each other like men, and if we're lucky, you'll end up getting arrested and never bother anyone ever again.
>>93413740Nah. Amesame was always forced but they do seem like actualt friends, not just work friends, almost everyone in holo is work friends, more or less.
>>93413740Your meltdowns are fun to read.
>>93412725You're the reason why Ame graduated, by the way. If it weren't for troglodyte castrati shipper faggots like yourself, Ame would've been more comfortable being around Gura a lot more. Instead she was put off by subhuman scum like you that want everything to be gay. She grew distant to Gura and that's why all their discord conversations were from 2022 and before. You ruined their friendship. You caused Ame to feel isolated in hololive and that's why she left. And now Gura feels the same way and will leave too. And it's all your fault.
>>93413001Weird. I got recommended the Devin Townsend cover of that song recently.
>>93414034
>>93414136>2020I rest my case.
>>93414183the fact that they chose to show it on stream means theyre cool with it. you overreact far too much
>>93414136Seeing stuff from back then is just depressing now.
>>93414136>Austistic 0-test tranny can't tell when women joke with each other.Many such cases
I've had enough and I'm done. I'll become a takodachi or something but I'm fucking done....See you tomorrow.
>>93414238They were fine with it because it was a joke and Ame didn't care what faggots like you thought anymore because she knew she would never be collabing with Gura ever again. You seriously need to chop your tiny balls off already.
>>93414360Aim better next time.
>>93414360Don't come back chumbie unless you want to talk about the Bible
>>93414389Maybe not but the Dooby/&______ collabs are gonna be great.
>>93414389Cope
>>93414360I don't think you're a tako or a chumbie. Please don't bother those who are. Don't put your frustrations on others, they don't deserve it.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/126085357https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/126114312
>>93414360
>>93414360Hope you feel better donebud.
>>93413405I fucked up the arms
>>93414614It's been nearly 3 months and neither of them have made any plans. If Gura graduates, they won't evsr collab regularly because neither of them even stream with any decent frequency. The only one coping is you. You even have to resort to poating made up conversations because that's how over you know it is.
>>93414755sex with ai gura
>>93415467But I get bored, and it entertains me.
>>93415407 (me)nvm i get it now. blender is retarded with bone assignments and i need to use unity instead
>>93415735Read the Bible chumbie
>>93415407I feel like this happened on stream once but I can't remember when. Looks cute otherwise.
>>93415816No thanks.
>>93411422I have been dealing with tech issues and had to put up with a huffy call-center Dravidian for the last hour. Lots of condescension and seething - which of course I repaid with condescending mockery and derision in kind. I even had to skip church because it ended up taking so long to resolve. I'll have to ask if we're still meant to show patience in such a situation, even with a disrespectful streetshitting foreign invader idolater.Ah well, at least I can finally access my student email again.
Whenever she tweets I get a bunch of weird follows and likes on my own tweets from weird asian accounts with no posts.
>>93417145you should private your account
>>93415942Otay, we'll be here if you change your mind
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN!
Gura is the Hoshino Ai of hololive.
>>93417145they're just being friendly. let them lurk and enjoy your good taste
>>93418167And hopefully she graduates the same way.
My lepeord gecko is splooting
>>93418365What is "splooting" chumbie?
>>93418485Its when a lizard is stretched and relaxed
Man I Love Gura
>>93418365I'm still treating mine with the antibiotics that the vet gave me. It doesn't look like she's struggling to breathe anymore but she won't open her left eye. At least her rapid weight loss stopped.
>>93418549Sounds cozy
>>93418871Glad to hear shes turned around chumbie
>>93418871I shall pray for her recovery, bud. Does the vet know what exactly she caught?
>>93419296>>93419310Thanks buds. The vet wasn't 100 percent sure what caused it but did say that she had all the early signs of a respiratory infection.
>>93419757Are you the former chameleonbud?
>>93419639>Why?Literally you retard. People don't like being cyber stalked.
>>93419850I'm not. I hope chameleonbud is doing okay though.
>>93418191
>>93419961this is literallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcoyEZkTKfY
>making things up then replying to himselfHow pathetic
>>93419961nice but they should be kissing to make up
my little retard
>>93419969
>>93419639And what makes you think he's online? His steam is offline.
>>93420434Whatever you have to tell yourself schizo
>>93420434Yup, you're making things up.
>>93412725Bumping this for the transatlantic cock rrat poster
>>93419850My leopard gecko is currently splooting
>>93420910What went up by 3?
>>93415942Give it a try chumbie. The Bible is fun
A lot of people don't consider AC/DC heavy metal, but Razors Edge sounds pretty metal to me. Although I agree that most of their songs are just hard rock on the brink of metal.
>>93421061You are so full of shit and instead of admitting you have nothing, you keep obsessing over this guy and every single thing he does. He could tweet that he took a shit and you would say "omg, gura likes poop jokes, she's with him". God you're fucking pathetic.
>>93421170I want to get into metal. Recommend me something to listen to chumbie
I like Gura
I woke up and ate the rest of my chocolate. Now I will travel and forage for Wendy’s
>>93421604Goob luck foragebud
Wife soon?
>>93421660Your ritualpost is scary chumbie. Usually someone snarky replies to it
>>93421628Thanks mister. I’ll let you know when I get back safely.
>>93405689 They once roamed the earth
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.
Cunny?
Are we all creepy perverts?
>>93422685Are you a fembud?
>>93422637ye
>>93422864If you have nothing else to do, then you have time to provide some proof to support your schizo cuck fantasies. You could also kill yourself, that's something to do.
TRUST ME BRO! TRUST THE VIBES BRO!
>>93421628Ok I returned with my wendys
>>93423944welcome back bud
>>93422637>*Li touchí*
Okay what are you guys doing tonight?
>>93424839I just ate a 2lb steak and now I'm reading
>>93424839Watching some Columbo.
>>93421375nta but imo a good place to start for the uninitiated is Metallica (first four albums in particular), Iron Maiden, Tool, Judas Priest, and Disturbed. When you're ready for harder stuff I would say System of a Down, Slayer, Lamb of God, Opeth, Gojira, maybe even Mayhem and Bathory. If you want to go more symphonic on the other hand, I recommend Kamelot, Nightwish, Blind Guardian, Manowar and Hammerfall.
>>93424839I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>93425096Thanks chumbie. I'll start my journey with Kamelot since I quite enjoy classical music
>>93424839I am off, once again, to the nightshift
>>93425211Take luck chumbie
>>93425162Enjoy metalbudMan what I would give for a Gura Kamelot cover...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smhw1rolHWg
Baguraette honhonhon
For King and Cunny!
>>93425211
>>93425510
>>93425211Stay safe bud.
>>93424839I'm playing minecraft
>>93424839Imagining how much better everything could have been if Gura wasn't such a shitty, opportunistic, uncaring, evil worthless slut.
>>93425252>>93425687>>93426058<3
>>93424839Gonna eat some burrittos and then probably play a game.
>>93425939La basé
I love heavy metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmk5frp6-3Q
>>93426496I like planet music
>>93426259
>>93425618For s’ghetti too!!!
>>93426688
do you think she thinks lewd thoughts when eating shrimp
I think she's playing amongus right now.
>>93426156Pics like this make me sick now knowing it's all a lie.
>>93426496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO5sB56rfzAi like this one better.
I want to hug the chumbies like the baby orangutan right now
I just want to goose this cute little shart. Is that too much to ask for
>>93427866I want people to throw rocks at her.
>>93427866I want to rub this bean
>>93427484I'm sorry you gaslit yourself with your own rrats, schizo..
>>93427851C'mere you
I hope she gets hit by a truck. Liars shouldn't be allowed to be part of society.
>>93428155Instead, you were retarded and gullible enough to convince yourself this is actually what is happening
>>93427484Your parents love for you was a lie
>>93428508Hit her with sticks until she leaves
>>93426799I love s’ghetti, I'll make some next week!
>>93428609That sounds good let us know how it goes
>>93428713will do
>>93428508Just looking at bloop makes my blood boil
I am the father of Gura's children and of (You), cuckposter. I'm really sorry, I never would have fucked your mom if I knew you would be this retarded.
I wish I hadn’t eaten all of my chocolate…
>>93429221Here you go bud, more choccy
It's seriously unbelievable that you cannot put two and two together. There was never any illness. Gura said herself she lost interest in games. That is the reason she doesn't stream. Her fans never meant enough to her to do variety or talking streams, and now that she doesn't give a shit about games, she won't ever stream again.You should've been able to tell this was happening when she didn't continue any games for over a year. Not a single part 2 to any stream. Just 2-3 hours of garbage one-offs bwcause she lost all motivation and passion.She's a lying whore and won't just admit that she's washed and done with all this because she's a greedy cunt that only cares about money and receiving her monthly passive income paycheck.
i am not reading all that
>>93429175So that would make Gura my step mom and Gura's kid my step brother/sister?
What has to go wrong with you in utero to end up like this
>>93429593inbreeding in a third world country that has access to the internet.
>>93429221
>>93429655I would like to propose a solution
>>93429677I can hear the music still. Very cute
>>93429808I wish I had the soundpost
I have developed an addiction to crepes
>>93430158I feel like making crepes now
>>93429655up to 70% in certain ones because first cousin marriages are allowed...
>>93430232What toppings will you add to your crepes chumbie
There is no reason for Gura to remain in hololive. Everyone would be better off if she never appeared online again and no other members of hololive would even miss her.She's done everything she could to ignore and distance herself from everyone else and that's why she doesn't have a single friend left in the company. On fact, I bet they would all feel relief and joy if Gura was terminated or announced her graduation.
>>93430353I like whipped cream
I would still marry Gura even if she was my first cousin
>>93429861Then you need to go find something else to do becuase nobody here cares about anything you say. Find a hobby or something damn.
>>93430592That fembud should read the Bible
>>93430611All me
>>93430662You should read oshi no ko. I haven't read it myself, but I hear it's pretty relevant to you.
>>93430738It boring and I hear the ending was shit. The Bible and Plato have been way more fun
Would you marry Gura even if she was in a box?
>>93430830i would marry her nendoroid if laws in my country allowed it like the guy that married miku.
>>93430803Fhen you should read Lady Chatterley's Lover.You would probably resonate with her husband.
>>93430830Ye
>>93430662>implying cuckposters can readIf only St. Thomas had survived just a bit longer before getting martyred by some streetshitter spearman, perhaps Christendom would have spread more in India and they would have experienced the eugenic effects of non-consanguinous monogamy, like Europe did
>>93430877I'll read it later. Seems like it was written for women though
>>93430875>>93430886Would you marry Gura with a fox
>>93430830No, but I would drive her to the middle of the worst part of town at night and tell her to get out of my car while she cries and begs me to at least let her get out at a safer place.
>>93430994I would even in a box with a fox wearing socks.
>>93430994a fox pet? sure but that fucker is sleeping outside and i'll make sure it's a female fox one way or another.
>>93431075>He lives in an urban shitholelol. Good thing she'd never get in a car with a cuckposting loser like (You) then. Or really anyone other than me, her husband.
>>93430830like metal gear solid or some shit?
>>93431324Maybe you can't afford a car, but one of the nice things about owning your own motor vehicle is that you don't need to live in an urban shithole to travel to one.
>>93431334Another game she said she would play that she never did.
>>93431746Wrong. She said that if she was going to play it she would stream it. She never said she would play it.
She is my Little Lady Gura and I would lay my life down for her.
Gura stole her front parts from someone else.
>>93431839same desu
>>93431839>>93431904Cucked character to represent her cucked fans. Gutsbud has never been more appropriate.
>>93431958You lookin kinda smexy how bout me and you make kissys in the back
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>>93432132Eeek!!
>>93431644>of townStop seething and learn what the connotations of using this term are, ESLcuckpost-kun
The dinos will take this one
Yeah.
huhuha
I think i develop an addiction to cough candy
da dino
>>93432076I want to fuck this thing
>>93432328I love the nyamunyamy.
