>appears on /vt/ catalog>immediately causes a lot of seething among roastiesAlana is so insanely fucking based
>>93463481Alana should suck all of our dicks or buy a fucking ad.
Buy a fucking ad, Alana
>>93463481>jerks off at super speedDAMN LAZY BITCH!!!! STREAM A VIDEOGAME ALREADY!!!>Cums (alot)
>>93463481>constantly spam alana threads and bump them with ai porn so they won't fall off>wow look at all those seething roasties!!!unironically kill yourself
>>93464301>LAZYMy kind of girl
>>93463481She should play a bit when streaming
>>93466513yeah, play with her clit
>>93463481Wait, does she have a 3D model?
who the fuck is she, retarded twitchfaggot go die and get banned
>>93464521I wish these threads were bumped with ai porn
>>93467177https://files.catbox.moe/sc0p1n.jpg
>>93467587impressive fidelity
>>93467587this is the fate alana deserves
>>93467699if she wants to survive she'd better start eating my batter
alana reipu
>>93463481Buy. An. Ad. Retard.
>>93463481I like her big fat fox tits
>>93469024sorry anon, despite never watching any of her streams I am now a committed alana fan. my contributions to these threads are entirely organic.
>>93467587NOT THE JAR! NOOOOOOOO
>>93463481Does she have a Discord clique that instantly makes a new thread as soon as her old one drops dead? Just make a fucking general already for people like her...
>>93467587One bump = One load
>>93470692i'm almost eager to spam her on twitch for her to finally keep a rein on her simps
>>93470692that really wouldn't shock me to be honest
>>93470692/arg/ - alana rape general
this isn't kirsche?? who the fuck is this?
>>93471910Walmart Kirsche
Is she a grifter?
>>93472297100%
>>93463481I liked this video at least. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ7gVX7uut4
>>93473128it's going to be so fucking funny when she aggros an actual unhinged schizo, not some person who says mean things about her on the internet
>>93463481A reminder that Alana has been FUCKED by all these and has an A. Shame living in her vagina.
>>93474282nice
>>93474282this is the AI art we need
>>93463481it takes a roastie to roast roasties
>>93463481God I wish I was her brother. she wants her bir brother's dick so bad
>>93466966Not sure about that, but hear her seething when struggling or screaming in a horror game? This would be kino
>>93467587Can you make ai images of her fucking her brother? What program do you use? How do you make these look good? I just want to make incest so porn of her and her brother
she's live btw
>>93477088didn't ask
Generate Alana sloppa of her jerking off her futa dick
fatlana
Alananal
>>93463481>asmongold orbiters
cheese and crackers
>>93478177personally I would enjoy hundreds of images of her smug face and sweaty anus
>>93472297>>93472645Nah, she's worse than a grifter. She actually likes doing political content.
Alana pretending like she doesn't want to fuck her brother like an animal, baka
>>93463481Alana deserves a misogynist reverse harem that includes me
sex
>le modern vibeo grames are WOK and u have to buy equally shitty chinese titty games in order to prove ur not a WOK librulim already burnt out on asmoncore "entertainment" just by hearing about it
top 100 memes only MEN will understand!!!!!!!!!!
>>93463481>AlanaLiterally who?There are at least a dozen vtubers with extremely similar models.
>>93463481is this famous Kirsche?
Kirsche.
>>93486691go back
>>93474282Kill yourself creepy pasta spammer.
uh oh alanacord melty
Alana NEEDS to do wideduckass on my cock
>>93488111Ummmmmmmmm HELLO?? MEN, explain yourselves NOW!!!!
>>93463481>>93464521>>93467587Ba-bana~Babababanabababa-bana-ba-bana~
>>93491713NOOOOOOO you can't sexualize Alana like that!!!!
thank goodness her awful stream is over finally
>>93463481I think alana is going to win the most rapeable vtuber award at the vtuber awards again this year
I hope the California fires reach wherever Alana lives and burns her to ash.
>>93496422Because you're a Woke Black Jew.
can I make her ai chatbot moan
>>93497428Make one with a NSFW site like crushon.ai
>>93497516she has one with a voice on character.ai but I haven't messed with it really, I was just... curious
Stop being mean to Alana
nah
I put her videos on mute and fap to her tits.
You guys know she’s reading this thread right now, right?
>>93500928H-Hi Alana...I don't actually hate you I was just pretending for the (You)s I swear please don't put me in your cringe compilation I'm on my knees begging and pissing and shitting
>>93500928goodhey alana, give me paizuri and I'll forgive you
alana have sex with me please
>>93488344>>93488988Kirsche if she had a model that doesn't look like a blow up doll
>>93500928I want to tonguekiss your butthole Alana!
>>93500928Anon, that was in a video she was reacting to that had nothing to do with /vt/ specifically and just so happened to include it. Don't lie on the internet.
>>93511754OK, but she’s still probably reading the thread
>>93463481Now entering titty town, population my face
America mates.In coins of all piles.Sleep Lel Alana <3
>>93517364Me on the right
>>93500928Hey Alana, check this out
>>93496657The black israelites are super racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic chuds thoughever
>>93473682I dont think thats going to happen, zoomers are extremely low-energy
>>93517995No Fire. Now antivax.
>>93463481useless bitch
>>93517995Back to trash with you
She's alright. I'll allow it.
I like Alana
>>93463481what's with the sudden shill attempts for these react whores? even youtube started spamming them at me
>>93506947You can't just ask a woman why she looks like a blowup doll
>>93517364Me on the left
>>93463481leave the board and kill yourself nowwho cares about your bitch ass whitey politics streamer
Slopgods?
>>93463481Good thread
>>93463481All this constant spam has done is sell me on her and indies like her such as Rosiebelle and Chelzor.So thanks.
alana sex
Post slop
alana thighjob
>>93543406she has sticks for thighs, no thanks.
alana positive affirmations (genuine) asmr
Alana NEEDS to have sex with me
I love you alana!
I didn't realize Alana and Kirsche were different people.
>>93543564have you seen them
>>93547482Wait, they are? Which is the one that sucks off Pippa for relevance? Does anyone actually watch either of them? All I keep seeing on the catalog is "THEY MAKE X SEETHE" or "I WANT TO FUCK THEIR FACE." I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually discuss their content.
>>93548782true there's nothing to discuss other than going balls deep in alana
alana should take out her tits on stream
>>93551285Alana should jerk me off on stream
>>93473128>consent is a yes or no thingI understand the others are unhinged but whats wrong with this one?
>>93463481What are her best lewds
>>93552916do you like ai slop because that's all she has
Just make a general already so you can talk with yourself all day.
>>93553768>>93471745
>>93463481paizurialso funni scream
>>93552916her stream when she gets horny and starts sperging out over mild lewd jokes
I wish I could be alana's hitachi magic wand for a day
erm
She needs to hawk tuah on all our dicks
>>93557016A reminder that fornicating with Alana will have adverse affects on your gentiles.Here is how the Mustela Frenata evolves after entering Alana's vagina orifice and living in that caustic environment for its lifetime.
>>93557016Chat is this real
>>93557276why is alana unbirthing weasels
>>93557308It is not.
>>93557016>>93557308god I wish, I would cum gallons
>>93557276Flesh pit reference, I understood this
>>93558709What if we forced Alana's mouth open at all times and put a visitor's center down her throat?
>>93559014I don’t think she’s tall enough for that
>>93559100Unless she's 4 feet, capitalism will find a way
>>93559190A visitor’s center for ants
>>93559391Now you're getting it, imagine the mining operations that can be conducted.
Alana should indulge in my fetish
>>93557276Insane Discordeletions Today.Alana takes Team Satanism down by the flag at the ornament for 5000 points. For Alana is in the castle. She's cleanin' out Dat Castle Asshole. Flossin' up Dat Saucin Bossin. SooSa' Smussin up Dat Oh Ho. And the third quarter ends with the Alalna nation attacking 10-0. Crusades to Jihad. 4chan to reddit. Women to millennial public school staff. The flouride stops here.https://files.catbox.moe/k5oo8l.png
>>93559735That's nice sweetie, now do AI art of Alana unbirthing weasels.
>>93560036You have to poop and get chased You have to poop and get chased You have to poop and get chased Through a ))))maze((((.
what is it about culture war tubers that brings out the biggest schizos on this board
>>93560245I would pick Kirsche
>>93560404What do you expect when you pander to election tourists, the biggest schizos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYz6UbUeHc8
>>93560485>>93560245Is Alana as fat and thin skinned as Kirche? I want to know how many ketchup bottles Alana drinks a day and if it matches Kirche.
>>93561035Her thighs look reasonably sized so idk
>>93561035She's posted her legs (real) before and they look pretty normal sized
>>93561035>>93561155this she posted her (clothed) legs on twitter and she didn't seem obese
>>93561155>>93561223>>93561225How old is the picture though?
>>93561271april of this year I think
>>93561330Are you going to post it?
>>93561271She was showing something recent iirc so she passesNot every woman is fat, just most of them
>>93561479no the alanacord melts down and mass reports the picture when it gets posted
>>93561574>>93561485Sounds like you're making it up and she's fat then.No shame in being a chubby chaser.
>>93561574She removed it from twitter it looks like
THE LEGS
>>93561786Oh yeah, there it is. She must have taken it down because it didn’t show when I searched “champion,” which I know she posted in the tweet
>>93561786I want to lick them
>>93561786DNA analysis of hair complete. I will soon have my very own Alana clone
>>93561786Alana and her groomcord are NOT gonna be happy when they see this!
>>93561786>Extremely dirty chair and rug>Loose pet hairs everywhere >mucus or semen stain on the shin>Crease on the right thigh indicate a leg compression sleeve to hide fatAlana, I know you're /here/. Have your simps get you a lint roller and steamer to clean up that shit, it's disgusting.
>>93562239Dude what
>>93561865I just checked, she hasn't deleted it yet surprisingly
>>93562370Really? Link?
>>93562095Does she even interact with her discord?
I'm not sure if these threads are created by fans or antis. I would just like to say I will never watch her and I wish you would stop pushing quality bait threads off the catalog with this shit.
>>93562975It's a given these threads are made by Alana, the only question is how much of it is samefagging by her.
>>93562975Bye
Alana should pee on me
>>93562321You heard me.
>>93562896no but I don't blame her based on the shit the weirdos say in there
>>93562495https://x.com/smug_alana/status/1776450393091998076/photo/1
https://www.youtube.com/@AmalgamyteHere's another basedtuber (currently literal who). Maybe its time to make a general for this "sphere" soon instead of random threads
>>93562239that's my semen btw
>>93561786Could (you) escape an Alana leglock? Or would you succumb and impregnate her?
>>93563422Thanks buster
sex with fitlana
>>93563531Buy an ad
>>93563664instant loss
>>93563664mating press
>>93563531Looks interesting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQbr3vzNsxI
>>93563777I need to to rape me in the amazon position
>>93563895Nah, this is /vt/ and theres no fitting place to discuss political vtubers
>>93563148AI is surprisingly decent at that shit these days.
>>93564740Surprised it's not shit given it's pajeets pushing all this AI slop
>>93564740Dude
>>93564740alana's succulent piss...
>>93564522Nah, back to /pol/ with you
>>93565064No, lol
>>93564740you should send her this (uncensored) she'd love it
>>93565536She would because no one wants to draw art of her
>>93565570maybe people would if she actually acknowledged fanart
>>93563777>>93564740very nice
>>93564297*her to rape mewow i'm a fucking retard
>>93566095If only she got art that wasn't just ai slop or furry shit...
>>93564740gooning it to AI sloppa and not ashamed of it
>>93561786Open the legs?
>>93566384I hope alana posts her vagina nextI bet she has a cute innie
>>93566528>vaginareminder >>93557276
>>93566612sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
>>93566261Hey, I drew her
>>93568280post it
>>93565122lol 1 view
>>93568392>>93517877
>>93568913okay now that is based
>>93568913How does it feel to be the only person who has made hand drawn R34 of Alana?
>>93569369Weird considering it’s wedgie fetish but I’ll take it
>>93564740pissfox enjoyers gather round
>>93562975Hate thread hijacked by sexposters
>>93570286These threads are made by Alana then her discord hijacks it.
>>93570756the monster rebels against its creator
subchat talking about how mentally ill they areclassic
>>93574177It's not nice to talk shit about your viewerbase, Alana
>>93463481Is her mmd model available online?
>>93576027unfortunately noI need some alana nsfw animations
>>93576887how much does an mmd model cost to commission
>>93548625She did a cooking stream last year. Was supposed to be handcam only, accidentally showed her thighs due to being really dumb with camera angles. She's like aggressively skinny.I am too lazy to go find out if there's clips
>>93579633knowing her all of it has been scrubbed from the internetgodDAMMIT I wanted to jerk off to alana thighs
This isn't Silvervale/Sinder?
>>93579864Silvervale is blue and pink, and is weirdless obsesses with her mom.Sinder's hair color doesn't change when she swaps between her fire and ice form, she leans into faux seiso content, and can sing decently enough.Alana's hair color does change, seemingly tries to avoid coomerism, and does mostly react and politics content.
>>93580164Cool, thanks. Is there a reason they all seem to use the same base model/design?
>>93580398I think the better question is why all of the annoying grifter vtubers are all foxgirls sinder and silver are wolfgirls
>>93463481alana was built for tiny chud cock
>>93580589Liking politics content doesn't inherently make you a grifter, kid. It makes you a retard, but not a grifter.
>>93579864No it's Lumituber didn't you read the OP, retard?
Alana strikes me as one of those stuck-up prudish chicks. Does she like being sexualized?
>>93563777Suuuula is my favorite clothing brand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy4GmwSSqAg Alana
Ngl, would be down to make a SmugAlana General. I'll start and call it /ruskit/. It's perfect.
>>93587618Here are her thoughtshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TbY1ADWR2Y
>>93588520>>93471745
>>93471745Second
>>93588548>h-haha yeah it's okay if you draw porn of me (please do)>only non ai porn of her is obscure fetish art>>93517877erm... yikes!
The Alana Divine Providence Threads it is.
>>93588520how about /smug/?>SmugAlana>calls her fans smugglers
>>93589756This is Gura, isn't it?
>>93463481She sounds obese
https://x.com/smug_alana/status/1879033053450015188Look at her go!!!!
>>93590197She's not.https://x.com/smug_alana/status/1776450393091998076
>>93582008specifically mine
>>93589955Smuggling my Hyperborean seed inside her mystery race womb.
>>93588520>>93589955Make it, nerd.
>>93590254>>93590401Wake me when she gets a blue sky account so I can see her posts without making an account.
>>93592425>blue skyno
>>93592425This but a fansly account
>>93589955I'm gonna Kirschepost in it.
These Alana threads are kinda interesting. It probably started as a thread made by a sister to talk shit about her and now some anons are becoming gachikois
>>93594180Not really Alana but we are bored and some retards always gonna react to the grift
Alana should audition for Niji
>>93594180Shows a sucker is born every minute if you just have a female voice repeat your politics.
>>93590127AI glownig art too boot
https://files.catbox.moe/bmp670.mp3
>>93589955Bake it
The globalists are royal flushed /vt/. Defect.
tonguekissing Alana's asshole is a courageous act of rebellion against the system
>>93597316>>93597352Organic posts
>>93597296alright im preparing the template. soon to be baked
alana anal
>>93597963When?
>>93598578finally did>Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.took some time to bake because of this bullshit
>>93593881That's cool. White Fox Wednesday is a thing that happens with Kirsche, Filian, and Alana.>>93463481Shit, I think that's the incomplete koitatsu card on bepis.db
Vtubers are at their best with zatsus since almost all of them suck ass at games.
>>93463481Alana I know you're here and reading these threads and I want to let you know that everytime you talk about your brother I pretend you're talking about me and it gets me so hard when you say stuff like>I love my brother >my brother is such a great guy >my brother is stronger than me
>>93604144Based
>>93604144You realize /smug/ is now a thing, right?>>93599055
>>93604144she's not going to fuck you broshe's busy fucking her brother every day after stream
alana is designated public free use for all chuds
>>93605870Finally the honey pot thread is made
>>93604144>brother
>>93463481I don't even know who she is
>>93561786I have nicer legs than this
>>93611874be thankful
>>93463481>>immediately causes a lot of seething among roastiesIs she trying to become the new Lumi or something?
>>93463481who gives a shit?
>>93471910Left field kirsche
>>93613244Kirsche, but is just grifting far right idiots and not actually drinking the far right kool aid like Kirche does.The jury is still out if she chugs ketchup like they're milkshakes like Kirsche does.
>>93614027>The jury is still out if she chugs ketchup like they're milkshakes like Kirsche does.Probably not since she's not fat like the thighs picture suggests.
>>93614504You need to see her fingers, the fingers never lie.
>>93614550the fingers sometimes liet. fat fingered skinny as fuck dudeyes I know I should start lifting, leave me alone
Alana loves piss
>>93618594yeah>>93564740
>>93463481>Be kind to men>mic arm echo
alana's tits wrapped around my penis
>>93614810>Fat fingered but skinnyLies