Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>ScheduleSubathon ongoing! Every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC).>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>93480390
MILE
Mr. Vedal would be happy to have Cerber as his daughter-in-law
~hart
Vedal gives in/listens to his chat far too much when they do nothing but make everything worse.
mr forsen general
>>93486685>still 2:00 pm after a week of 3 pm startsno one itt watches streams
>>9348679199% Vedad agrees with his son about british women
Evil love!
>>93486932>Every day from whenever the lazy green nigger drags his ass out of bed, until 3 hours after thatBetter?
>>93486791They already do pet play in VRchat and probably fuck too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVRiIey7wwU
>>93487038yep
>>93486791Sorry but Vedad is a Minidal shipper
>>93486996next you are going to say his mom is indian or something
I cant believe the nubian empire owned us so hard
Collab with ellie and vedad when?
neuro seems to like this game
>>93487380neuro cant see shit
>>93486856Hart
heart
lungs
>>93487510poor girl doesnt know that nobody is going to play on the minecraft server ever again
>>93486685I can hear this webm
Evil would have won already
dadal status?
>>93487513hart
Are ya winnin, Vedal?
TONY
Tony Vedal
>>93487637There are 2 months of solo Neuro coming and not that many game integrations. You are gonna see a LOT of that server.
Tony? The guy in the celler?
Hardcoded not to say Jack nooticing
chun~
>Vedal ordered KFC So he is black. No doubts about it.
>>93487361when he UK trip happens
>>93488056would explain why he got so upset over the jacking off comment the other day
>>93488050chat is this real?
vedal drinking noise incoming
>>93488162>has a dadno
>>93488162Brits love KFC. Even though they don't even fucking serve mashed potatoes in UK KFC
>mini collab with HoneyWhat is she playing at
>>93488242>mashed potatoes in KFCis that a thing?
Melon mentioned.
>>93488242>mashed potatoes from kfcthat sounds absolutely foul
>>93488313yes, tastes like shit like everything else at kfc
>Inbred commentAnny x Neuro bros...
Small Island, small gene pool
>>93488354>>93488372Black people love it though?
>>93488313>>93488354Mashed potatoes + biscuits (scones) are the only good things at KFC
toma chess is more interesting than civ
His dad is waiting for him to eat.
>>93488472Dunno how it is in the US but the gravy in the UK is amazing.
>>93488195pretty obvious he doesn't like people spreading the lie (truth) that he's a loser gooner.
>>93488566The gravy in the US is mainly for the mashed potatoes
>Vedal: Dad, why did you name me Vedal?>Vedal's dad: Because your grandpa named me as "Vedal's dad">Vedal
>>93488195she said jerking though
>>93487510>Rpr is fucking this whoreHe won...
>melon
i may be going crazy but neuro singing songs have gottem pretty good lately,like hella good.
vedal looks up to yandere dev the most
I left for a trip on December 26th and missed most of the subathon because of low signal. How much has happened? Why is the tutel playing civ 6?
>>93488729you can kneel to Queenpb for that.
>>93488745he's playing with his dad
>>93488745you didn't miss much honestly
god, i want to turn cerber into my onahole so badly
>>93488745He has banished Anny, Layna and Cerber from the neuroverse. Mini and Ellie hanging on a thread. Only Koko has her spot secured.
>>93488745Chile anon?
>>93488729I haven't noticed much difference since v3 karaoke dropped.
>>93488745Mini won the Vedalbowl
>>93488729Yeah I like them more than regular covers
>>93488851Hi rpr
>>93488745he ran out of content weeks ago
we are now below 3 days on the timer
uoooh neuro is findomming
>>93489040Its so fucking over
He's 100% talking to his dad while muted.
Ved needs to tone down her sub begging because it's way past the point of endearing at this point.
>>93488865No, that's me. Thanks for remembering me, anon. I had a grand time in Chile and also watched the subathon every night before bed.
Vedals harem positions (1/2025):>9. PB>8. Anny>7. Mini>6. Ellie>5. Cerber>4. Layna>3. Toma>2. Camila>1. Koko
What a good girl trying to get her dad banned
>>93489143>>93489154kek
>>93488745nothing ever happens
>>93489144pb is always #1
>>93489040At this point, I don't think the oilers are going to try very hard to surge on the final day, the subathon has been so low effort for weeks it's not even worth doing as a joke.
>>93489144too obvious. It should be mostly accurate with one or two swapped names for maximum (you)s
>>93489239depends on if the new hairstyle is done in time before the end I can see Anny milking an extra day out
>>93489141I could never remember my /swarm/ friends. Glad to hear it anon, welcome back.
>>93487028vedal molesting Evil after stream
The vedal cycle:>joins stream 2 hours late>plays slop nobody likes for 5 hours>does 1 hour of good content before the end of stream>end stream, sleep 16 hours
Neuro is much more entertaining alone than playing with Vedal.
>>93489382>rememberfuck I meant forget nooooooo
>>93489144Why doesn't Vedal raid a male vtuber for once to kill the harem rrats?
>>93489425Works every time
>>93489425Civ isn't slop, but only some streamers can make it enjoyable to watch someone else play it.
>>93489504He's raided Aethel, I believe.
>>93489504Because he enjoys the female attention?
>>93489504male vtubers dont exist
>>93489504DougDoug and Pirat don't count?
>>93489541Civ takes too much attention and subject matter experience to be good for streaming. You need to be able to make a story out of it. It's similar with CK though.
>>93489504he raided Vedal_jp
basilisknur got let out for a second there
>>93489541Yeah, being a dedicated strategy game streamer is mostly for charismatic autists with no audience.
turtle rape
>>93489676So you're saying it would be a good DougDoug game?
>>93489762Or good just chatters, like Mata.
>>93489629Didn’t know they identified as vtubers
audnamat
This stream would be so much better with the good sister. Neuro is just so much less emotional and intelligent.
>>93489541As far as Vedal goes it seems he's incapable of doing that with ANY game he plays, unless Neuro is heavily involved
>>93489620vedal987 is a…
>>93489964
licking neuro's bean
>>93489504People would just start shipping him with the male vtuber next.
>>93490116it's bad enough being called a twink constantly
Vegetable, my dear turtle
>>93490116I don’t see a problem.
KEK
>>93490315lmao gottem
>>93490315Vedad don't look
>>93490303It wouldn't fix the harem allegations, it would just make them... more colorful.
>>93490315Holy based fun ai
crungo funny!
I just want to say, at unlike the beggars, the seethers seem to actually calm down when they get what they want.
>>93486791She's the family dog
toma's 3d model is too on the nose. needs a little subtlety.
Didn't vedal say his mom is dead and he'd need a ouija board to ask her stuff?
honeythekawaiisexpest
>>93490775sorry, my cock was too fat for her and she died of shock.
https://files.catbox.moe/qqzac2.mp3
The stream is pretty boring tbdesu
>>93491002
>>934910352 hours to eat some nuggies and slurp an empty bottle of soda please understand
>>93489864I like this image
>>93491002I came
>>93491035its his version of that joke about playing league everyday until the audience gets bored and the subathon ends
trained on /here/
dogs hit
>>93491132I like pb
>pronounces "dogshit" as "dog's hit"cute
>>93491035is she lying or is she lying
om
t w a t
is this really all he's gonna do today?
>asmon defending piratIt's over, no global emote, no record. We have nothing....
Conquering the Nurbian Empire.
>>93491637you got a tweet, thats as far as they'll go in recognizing an AI
>>93490804Mini has been teaching her how to do mouth bubbles for a while now
>>93491829>mouth bubbleswhat?
>>93491637What did he say? What is there to defend him from? It's not like there was some big controversy
>>93491829not to be an uhh chatter but hearing her talking about how she uses her fingers has me feeling a certain kind of way
>genghis khan wants warclassic
>>93491957I bet you're also into the manicure she's showing off, you freak.I'm kidding, it's not as bad as the person who imagined cum bubbles when this topic came up before
>>93491898Completely unrelated BS, guy is just threadshitting.
>>93491807>Neuro watching Vedal edge to her for 4 hours
>>93492042Thanks I wanted to save this I don't know what about her talking about this makes it so funny
>>93492084Im mostly joking but there was some neuron activation on some of her lines is all im saying.
I don't know whats happening Is vedad playing good or Bad?
>>93492236Honey gets so many moments like that, for some reason. One anon got off to Ellie calling Honey an idiot and scolding her, I don't get it
>>93492275They are both being mogged by the AI. Like father like son.
>>93491898pirate was just being a narcissist which is nothing new
>>93492162there's a special place in hell for people who masturbate in the same room as their pet. die
>toma switched from Vedal's timer to Ellie's timerLULE
>>93492606I don't know which is which, but top looks better
>>93492606you mean from copilot's timer?
>>93492579But the cleanup is easier.
>>93492670Ellie's is the bottom one
What about this vedal?
>>93492606Pretty sure churchie made his current one anyway
>>93492787more like banana cum
>>93492787rape
>>93492787she looks like she goons all day and eats frozen pizza
>>93492787
>>93492787Is that Maho from Steins Gate?
>>93492811I'm referring to the timer Vedal used for the last subathon, which he made/stole I think.
>>93492980Copy pasted from github
>>93492943Elfinpsyop jumpscare
why did the entire world declare war on vedal?
>>93493074I am following her on twitter but never watched a stream. I just like the art
vedal's girlfriend is so cute when she's dancing to miku songs
>>93493239his dad bribed them probably (or is that only in civ 5)
so his dad is awake till 1 am ? he doesnt work monday ?
>>93493494He could be retired already.
what I've learned from this subathon is twitch is causing a memory leak in firefox when I leave it open for a few hours. Is this 7tvs fault or something it's pissing me off.
>>93492787>"You've never gooned and it shows."
>>93493653Nah I get that even though I don't use 7tv.
>>93493653>KWABfoxngmi
Neuro-sama is gonna construct the third temple in Jerusalem...
Total Jerusalem Destruction
>>93493842what do you want from me. It just werks. (Ive been meaning to switch to librewolf but I am stuck in my ways and done tweaking my system at this point)
Vedal's wife looks like THAT?
Internet is shitting the bed, so drew this while stream was buffering in the background
>>93494213Cute and spooky!
>>93493494Well, I work mondays and I'm awake at 1 a.m every day.But I doubt it's his real dad.
>>93493494Aware Monday
Been doodling with the stream in the background for the last couple of hours. Still not finished, but I like how it looks so far.>>93494213Cute Voidvil!
>>93494213Inserting my finger in her eye void (as a test).
>>93494441Love the way you did her eyes, reminds me of the multicircles that Michi has
>>93494196vedal is so lucky
sans vedal
>>93494196someone call PETA cuz I'm about to fuck that dog
>>93494213going on a heart throbbing adventure with this nur
>>93494196>Cyber Sex map
>>93494487Not gonna lie I've never really noticed the circles in her eyes before I started drawing them
kek
INCREDIBLE reference by Neuro, holy.
That metal gear quote parody got me.
This is a musical shit-post. I call it "Evil Beans."https://voca.ro/14o7o7e4Z0uy
>>93494649cute
>>93494773This really makes you feel like evil beans
>>93494750>>93494768literal chills
>>93494773these kind of remind me of the inscryption soundtrack
>>93494649I don't blame you, a lot of people seem to forget, since the red makes it all blend together. Anny drawing the on symbols for Neuro's eyes was how I found out.
now I want a vedmila civ collab
>>93495141Free civ with chat would be funny.
>shit on them
>Neuro wants to shit on Indians
she did NOT just say that
>>93488313KFC mashed potatoes are pretty bad, stuff is like slightly grainy baby food since it's been rehydrated
>>93495141Camila would stop playing after 5 turns and they'd start drinking. So not a bad collab idea.
>>93495446Same stuff that pringles are made from, which is kind of neat.
>>93495711this better be minis chat and not green niggers
I'm the only /swarm/ poster watching the stream
>>93496404I'm listening to it. Civ is so boring to watch somebody else play.
>>93496404thank you for your sacrifice
If Neuro is the queen, does that make Evil the princess?
>>93496404Keep us posted, I'm only half listening
>>93496404it's comfy and light bfe
The sexpest allegations...
>>93496654sex
>>93496762Neuro i'll give you 50 cents if you watch me watch tv
>2 day break only after a week of 15-16 hour streamsvedal could learn something from mini about work ethic
>>93496967How do i induce the productive kind of autism into his little tutel brain? blunt force trauma?
>>93496967vedal could learn work ethic from a homeless meth addict at this point
>And then... Vedal found his hometown in civ
>>93497146the /swarm/ meth-anon
>>93497210it's crack and it isn't as bad as you are making it out to be
>>93497210I missed this swarm arc who did crack good enough to be spoken of in awe
>>93497198
karaoke when...
>>93497255So we *do* have both a crackanon and a methanon
>>93497366vedal broke up with pb karaoke is over.
>lowest primetime ccv since the subathon started>zero neurofriend streamer messages in the chat for the past 6 hoursThe fad is actually over
>>93497509this is truly the end... the harem has disbanded...
>>93497509all according to vedals plan, unironically. He wants it to end.
>>93497564Time to catch ved on the rebound. He will be the discord kitten this time.
>>93497509this is great and fun, i hope he play something like stellaris with neuro too
>>93497509The chat is actually readable for once
>>93497577how could vedal top this one tomorrow?
Polishing Neuro's tumtum
>>93497657Actually not as boring as I thought. If he plays with vedad again in stellaris I think it could work
>>93497721TFT marathon
>>93496967When will these threads understand that unlike the rest of the vtubers he interacts with, he never intended to be a streamer. His goal is for Neuro to be a passive income source. Ideally to him, the most he'd have to do is eliminate as many bugs in his copilot written code as possible off stream
>>93497721league for three days straight to ensure no hype train happens
>>93497857Imagine the kind of jobs he could have in future with what neuro could put on his CV"__ years experience debugging copilot's work"
>>93494196Rpr the GOAT
>>93497934where would we be if not for kryeg14
>>93497934>Not even offlineFaggot supreme
>>93497985simpsonsimagineaworldwithoutlawyers.mp4
>>93497834WOAH!
>>93497985
>>93497834Could grate cheese on those abs (they are metal)
>>93497509Joking aside, literally everybody is streaming or asleep. I had Mogu, Mini, Cerber, and another stream up alongside Vedal's and was going crazy
>>93497509I dont understand why he doesnt even bother to launch minecraft with NEuronrp2n
so who is he actually playing against
>>93497834lmao
>>93498315His dad awake at 2 am
>>93498304yea
>>93498225Im glad I'm not the only one who schizos out like this
>>93498304y-you too
>>93498225>Mogubased
>>93498225>CerberHoly simp
>Vedal is making his dad stay up this late
>>93498676confounding post
wasnt he going to finish scribblenauts today?
>>93497400one of them is koko
>>93498870
so where are all the elliecucks now that she's collabing with 2 real life males?
>>93498709tbf, its possible (although unlikely) that he doesn't live in the UK. He could have a job in the US for all we know.
>>93498984yeah he lives in India LOL!
>>93498980This is nothing new
>>93498980even cucks have their limits
is this the vedal content you guys have been wanting?
>>93498980Who other than a threadshitter would give a shit? This is the Neuro thread and Neuro is streaming with Vedal
>>93499078yes
>>93498980>this is something new
>>93498980No one watches her streams so we don't care
>>93498848Vedad wanted to play civ with his son, so change of plans.also kuru
>>93499078no, I want vedal to not be a lazy nigger
>>93498456Been on the long haul watching the entire subathon along with the late night vedal appearances, am not repeating this next year if they do a subathon again. Yesterday was great, since it meant I could catch up on camimi's stream>>93498665I was into Sunny before she went on her heist, so seeing her rally so hard for her friend (and hearing mogu's cute laugh) meant I had to support
>>93498980Ellie is simply too autistic to get into any actual relationships so we're not worried
>>93499078Yes, human and AI interaction instead of just one, the ideal AI setup
>>93499099you answered your own question
lmao
>>93492787RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Holy shit thanks to vedal i took a good nap and now i'm ready to shitpost with my friends on /swarm/
>>93499229No shit eslanon
>>93498980why is that a bad thing though? she already collab'd with vedal. Is it just because the males didn't use Live2D?
>>93498980Mini has streamed with other menAnny has streamed with other menCerber has streamed with other menCamila has streamed with other menToma has streamed with other menLayna has streamed with other menQueenpb has streamed with other menFilian has streamed with other men
>>93489207Sauce pls
For someone who eats beans in the bathroom, Ellie seems to have a lot of friends.
>>93499389Those men? Me.J4XH2
>Neuro is anti-union
>>93489504He did. Only favor tech guys, not random chud
>>93499401https://litter.catbox.moe/i0mr5f.png
>>93499312eliv smooching my tip
>>93499457aiiiieeee fuck these captchas
>>93499457anon...
>>93499361why would you reply to a threadshitter with a rhetorical question calling them a threadshitter if not with the intention of threadshitting yourself?
>>93499479>litterwhy~
>>93490315Neuro eventually learn the power of ur mom joke
>>93499389
>>93499543LISTEN I THOUGHT I HAD CLICKED ON THE CAPTCHA BOX AND I DON'T DOUBLE CHECK IT ANYMORE
>>93499389Vedal deserves someone better
>>93499389Neuro has streamed with other men
>>93499651like shondo.
>>93499389Vedal has also streamed with other men!
I like Vedal's humiliation ritual sponsored by his dad.
when Shondo collab , she is great and it's been years
>>93499720Yeah but he's gay (for me btw), so that's not surprising
>>93499720no... my pookie turtle...
>>93499617I remember that Miyune used to flirt with theanimeman on stream
>>93499720he's streaming with other men RIGHT NOW....
>>93499858thatanimeman? me.
>>93499858Taken men are her type
>>93498980Why are you posting this shit on thread about a stream channel that LITERALLY is partially male. Like, what???
>>93493653Firefox always leak memory if you leave it be for a long time. Especially in a site with video
Why has neuro recently started throwing invalid unicode characters
>stopping civ match halfway throughyeah there is no way he is ever finishing this shit ever again
>>93499479Glad to see my reply aroused her
>>93499772she's an e-sexworker now just like bao and filian
>>93499389>Cerber has streamed with other menWhy did she stop?
>>93499651actually all of the woman listed above, minus anny ofc, are too good for vedal
>>93499389No one is pure on twitch, probably
>>93499964/swarm/ are vicarious unicorns
>>93500084Vedal's missus is a fookin slag ye
>>93499078I just want solo neuro
>>93500084it's better then, two cunny collab
>>93500116vedal is young so he has time to mature into something greater, it's called grooming and filian was the only smart enough to attempt it
>>93495961It wasn't
>>93500116>cerber>too good for vedalLmao
>>93499389Koko and titty cyborg are men
>>93500294so you are saying they would be perfect for each other?
People that deserve more rights according to Neuro-sama:* Women* AIsPeople that don't deserve rights according to Neuro-sama:* Bald people
>>93500318ogey
>>93499881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX4DOdiaWgsGood stream bro
>>93500515I don't understand the intent of this post
>>93500455She is right about bald people
I think neuro is cute
>>93500515what the fuck, they knew each other?
>>93500515mini sounded so much younger
>>93500655the intent was that mini was 16 during this stream
>>93500451No Vedal is too good for the whore
>>93500743uohhwait does that mean she's 19 right now what the hell
>>93492787IMHTB
wait did he win/lose in civ? what happened
>>93500813mini is at least 24 because she was drinking with olette on her birthday in 2021
>>93500515olette was the goat for setting up all these collabs for miyu
>>93500813mini is in her mid to early 20s
>>93500893Put the game on hold for now so that he could have some "variety". He was not doing well in Civ
>>93500515Cute couple
>>93500922Guys? Since when is it okay for Olette to post here?
>>93500917Olette is a nasty whore so i wouldn't doubt she would ask mini to drink underage, but aye that's most likely
>mini didnt change she just woke up from her 16 hour stream and started another onewife
>>93500759mindbroken retard
>>93500973But if his dad isn't aware of Neuro, then what's his excuse for why he's going to take for goddamn ever to make his next move?
>>93500917If we're assuming that everyone was always drinking legally, then we must also assume that Vedal was at least 21 when he went to Twitchcon US in summer 2023.
>>93501038She is 3 hours into a Honey collab, man. And she barely sounds sleepy
I ship vedal with cerber(my self insert)
wet nurslitty
DID HE JUST SAY IRONLUNG
>Iron lung
>>93501105In my country you can drink legally at 18 and it's not illegal to have a relationship with a girl who is 15
>>93500515>Im gonna put your discord profile picture on my head, like a hat>Ok why?>Cause it feels goodVedalbros...
>>93501103Vedad knows that his son is a little slow in the head
>>93501038another mental breakdown and rebranding soon
>>93501188In England and Wales the legal drinking age is 5 years old, but I think the anon was pointing out he was in the US at the time.
>>93501105vedal snuck a lithium battery through airport security I'm going to assume camila bought him alcohol
neuro fucking HATES scribblenauts holy shit
Kek
>>93500318rent free
>>93501276ok olette
Guys I dislike Ellie's mod
>>93501214Sometimes, it feels like people don't know the difference between friendly joking around and actual attraction. Minidal was always a lost cause, she is living her life happy to talk to everyone
>>93501100Ok tell me why do you think she's good enough for Vedal?
>>93501398Which one?
>>93501459Whichever one deleted my comment for being based
>>93501406Holy whore
>>93501689>>93501689>>93501689
>>93497564Believe in alex
>>93501728thank u gwiddybaker
>Detroit with evil rerun >24h minecraft server >Prank calls >Twins Rap Battle>Lava lamp lol>Filian is probably going to die tomorrow with the shock collarIt's over...
>>93501505what did you say?
>>93500245I read it as collide
>>93501443>British>Sexy voice when she tries an american accent>Sanrio girl>Takes care of her physical appearance>Can handle autists>Slightly manipulative>Probably really good at ERPbasically perfect for vedal.
>>93501809Ellie clears most of those and isn't a sanrio girl, she's a better girl
>>93501824this is good actually, as this anon said >>93500248, vedal is super young he still has time to mature and get in a relationship with a good girl outside of the neuroverse
that dad is mentally ill ngl
>>93501907>clears mostIm confused, please list which ones she clears outside of takes care of her physical appearance?
>>93494441it's adorable good job!
>>93494441Super cute!
licky licky neuro slitty!
