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>>93499729
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

i think holostars en needs shotas

>>93499906
Kys

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leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>93499745
amen

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>>93499745
Amen.

i think holostars en needs more opportunities

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>>93499745
amen

>>93499906
( ´・∀・｀) chaos will be brought into the thread even more then now.

Just heard the scariest thing ever on Bettel's stream, a pajeet
>>93499745
Amen

>>93500029
inshallah he will be corrected

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>>93499745
Amen.
>>93499906
Die.
>>93500083
Agreed.

>>93500029
Question where did this trend start I have seen other works that use this pose

overlap king has been summoned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyIarZGZBUE

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>>93500344
it started from a repost of this artist's fanart
https://x.com/solublesalt123

>>93499729
It's so odd to see Axel's hand bare with his fight glove

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>>93500126

weh i hope we're able to get something like the white day stream again this year, it was so nice...

>Shinri thinks that shitty half-shaved style on girls is cute
Shinri I love you, but you have shit taste.

>>93499745
Amen

>>93500667
(´ﾟωﾟ｀) I don't need a grammar lesson my English is passionate.

>>93501079
You are born and raised with English, you don't get to have passion English. What's more you are just enforcing black stereotypes

>scheduling freetime is pathetic
Octavio...

Hakka wants you to stop calling him SPECIAL

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>>93500873
he mentioned White Day in passing during his menshi karaoke, I'm pretty sure we'll get a little something this year as well

kind of surprised shinri seems to like march a lot

>>93501201
( ´・∀・｀) school was hard and my brain has already melted. Stereotypes exist for a reason it doesn't always mean something negative and can be used for comedic effect.

Holy fucking overlap batman

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>>93499729
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>NEW EXTERNAL COLLAB COVERS
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>>93500407
He took the room down but it seems like he's streaming tonight? Goofy man.

>>93501351
yeah i got excited when i heard it then too! im glad it seems to be on his mind

>>93500506
(´ﾟωﾟ｀) I see thanks

Fuck I need to age quick so I can become Shinri's type

>>93503286
Stay true to yourself

>>93503286
Take a lot of sunbathing without sunscreen, using heroine may help you too.

>>93503286
Start smoking as early as possible, nothing ages skin like a nicotine habit. The vape kids all look 35-40 now.

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https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1878648219070271864
Ruze sched! Later timeslot winning.

>>93505039
10 am jst

>bettel wants to help axel rank up

>>93505740
Cute Dingoose rabu rabu~

will Gibby also put out a schedule now that the cat's officially out of the bag

I haven't been around here in a while where the fuck is bettel's anni merch

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>>93507511
decided to put out a daki in September instead of having 2nd anni merch

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>>93507761
clussy

ENTER JUSTAWORM

JUSTA WORM ON THE TELLY

Flayon is on rivals....

Enter Ruze on Bettel's stream!

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test

>>93510541
welcome back, whore

>>93508552
When you spend a lot of time with a person that talks about bussy all the time it's bound to stick

Marvel Rivals touched Axel in bad places

>>93511499
he enjoyed it like the slut he is

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fish killer

>>93511619
Nah they had some awful sequence of games last night and that left him depressed, don't even know if he thinks the game's fun anymore. You gotta understand he didn't play Overwatch before like most people jumping into this game so it's his first real experience with hero shooters I think

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only Shinri came to FLEX

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>>93510672
learnt it from the best

>ruze sounding like he's inside a box
>twobert
>flayon
you can go to sleep shinri, it's okay

>>93511738
dont worry, hes too retarded to remember anything that didnt happen 24 hours ago at most

FUCK FUCK FUCK I DIDNT SEE BETTEL WAS STREAMING AND DIDNT KNOW FLAY HUSBAND WAS THERE TOO FUCK

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>>93513079
at least we know now…

ENTER SHINRI

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>>93512862
dont talk about little brother that way

>>93513502
He's so cute and dumb and sweet, I wanna bite his cheeks and kiss his forehead.

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get ready for your obligatory japanese snack review stream, bubbies
https://x.com/goldbullet_en/status/1878692373905178949

>>93514710
I hope shikamane stands over him making the big bubby prototype plush hold a gun to his head the whole time

What happened?

>>93515250
Twobert called Miles Morales a slur, it was crazy.

Why does Shinri hate Ruze specifically and wants him to die? What did Ruze ever do other than be an abrasive asshole...

???

>>93515486
Why wouldn't he?

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>>93514710
I don't know if he took down the vod because he was embarrassed of being so locked in or if something actually happened
What I do know is that just like the WiR vod, we're never getting it back

>>93517103
Jobber

>>93517103 (me)
Sorry, meant for >>93515250

>>93517103
>boys get together for fun gori marvel rivals
>VOD deleted
>somebody schedules rivals and plays for 5 hrs solo
>lonely embarrassment stays up
I fucking hate this trade off

>>93517235
>somebody schedules rivals and plays for 5 hrs solo
>schedule it during a time when 2 boys have a karaoke and one has a membership

>>93517287
They are ALL retards, I literally just called him an embarrassment.

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>>93517287
poor maestro somehow thought they'd end their solo 2nd anniversary celebration streams early to play ranked with him

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anyone up gripping their worm?

banzoin plappa

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>>93517932

>>93517427
Fool! You start early and then make them late to their own streams!

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https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1878724961810133494
Shinri sched!

we hate regis altare

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>>93519248
nah, just (You). rabu reeda foreva

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>>93517849
I'm up gripping my worm
tastes kinda funny though

>>93519685
Bad hakkito! Leave Justa alone!

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>>93517849
>>93518043
This is unfair. INJUSTICE. Why doesn't awwka get a schizo?!!!
EWWKKA EWWKKA EWWKKA

>>93520353
because awwka is actually cute and not just faking it for more victims to rape you blue bastard

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https://x.com/PopCrave/status/1878513228994502866

>>93520353
ewwtare

>>93520353
*stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp*

>>93517103
Why doesn't Bettel snip his own vods, the others do

>>93522637
why dont we snip bettel? im tired of all these rape babies running around

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>>93522637
>bettel
>doing any work
>holding himself to any standard
>having any respect for his audience
rumao

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>>93517427
infishnity rabu

>>93522637
>the others do
Even Axel?

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>>93523528
ronin in the JST cuck chair immediately

was I schizoing or did I see an Axel Dragon Quest 3 waiting room

>>93523899
Yeah, set for 13:30JST, then deleted >>93502028

>>93523732
yes, he complained about the menshi vod because he felt too lazy to edit it, that's why it went to t3 before dieing

>>93524411
thanks anon

>>93499906
Shotas don’t draw.

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>>93525886
my cute shota cat prince husband tries his hardest

>>93523732
>Axel never edits his vods
>Bettel live snipped his week in review a week ago
>Seven Days to die needs a snip that’s a millisecond and he doesn’t know where to find it in a seven hour stream
Shhh. Don’t let facts get in the way of a good story. If the other boys do it, it’s fine. If Bettel does it then it’s a war crime.

>>93523821
What is their duo name? Puppet? Dingonette? Leashed (unleshed maybe kek), as in Tavi's string and Axel's tie? Which reminds me, my Axelotl plushie's tie came off while I changed my sheets and threw it on the pile of pillows, I'm glad it doesn't have anything else that is just glued on but kois and slimes aren't as lucky

>>93527390
>undressing the lotls in your bed
AAAAIIIIIEEEEE ANON RAPIST
>duoname
idk, something about balls seems most likely to stick, i’d like something about strings and chains too tho

>>93527676
>balls
>string
kendama...

>>93520353
awwka is hakka as a chibi
ewwtare is rpr's personal onahole

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>>93528658
You need to stop thirsting after Altare fatty

>>93528982
t. shinri

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[critical damage]

>>93528982
i love mans sisters

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i miss my husband

I think its funny how we have 9 boys and none of them stream.

>>93534045
He's streaming today I think

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>>93534179
but it’s not RIGHT NOW

>>93534471
I was just trying to reassure you....

>>93534471
You could have seen him sucking bettelcock live hours ago

>>93534709
Oh right the marvel rivals strim

>>93534709
There was no liveposting at all, how was it?

>>93535164
Didn’t watch, clown boring

>>93535228
i need clown 2 to enjoy clown 1
where is clown 2?

>>93535383
You like twobert more? Lol

>>93535383
Wasn't he there? I clicked and saw the ruze, flayon, and bettel 2 fugis and immediately closed the stream

>>93535383
I thought he was part of the MR stream?

>>93535472
>>93535484
of course he was there. you think anons who complain about no streams actually watch streams? kek

The superchat that almost got this vod destroyed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWRFv8fhspA&t=29970s

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Dino cute

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>>93532183
I MISS YOU BLUE FUCK

>>93527390
Dick8balls

>>93527390
I thought it was braidbros?

>>93537682
Braidbros is all three of hakka axel octavio

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>>93537490
Same.

"Hi Altare here", nice to meet ya
Six double O for a collab and a foot job
With my Tempantsu for all to see
I'm the raunchy fatherfucker you pay to see
Collect that white, hot, sticky biz
On a street corner just shaking my shit
I am a hero and an idol
Dream about Shinri and of Hakka

Please, sipping on rum & blue freeze
Pinch the nips, I'm a tease
Wanna get real coked up, wanna pop the percs
Lemme show you how it works
In a schoolboy fit with the garter socks
Walk down the block and catch all the cops
Just call your pops, I got hooking money
I'm the anime boy Playboy bunny, b*tch

[Chorus]
Damn, sorry I blew you off
I was doing lunch with Cover Corp
I’m s*cking off the C.E.O
If he’s not a millionaire then I’ve gots to go
I’ve got the blow, come snort it, Gibby
My bu*sy tastes like mom’s spaghetti
I do it for cultare, I do it for my guildmates
Now come and f*ck me, baby

[Verse 2]
I'm walking sex, pedal to the metal with the 3D tech
I'll be grinding up the dime and OG
Now light up the joint, I'm tryna OD
Like, "ooh, that's that shit I like"
Kinda bugging off the mid bitch, you alright?
Now why y'all worried 'bout the fuck I do?
I'mma let y'all know when the fuck I'm through, like (B*tch)

They like the way I grind, they like the way I flirt
They like the way my 3D moves when I'm tryna twerk
You're never gonna do it like us, work the hips then shake the bust
And Jesus is always with me, even when Flayon gives me hickeys, like

"Oh my God, this b*tch is crazy, what the f*ck's he's saying Tavi?"
Never mind me, b*tch, I'm getting on
Cutting up coked out horny songs, like (Uh)
You b*tches need bass to bump
Come and look me in the eyes, baby, face the funk
Pull up in the O2, hard top, ass up
Come on Axel, this sh*t beats hard as hell, bro

[Chorus] x2

Pearls on my neck and a bottle in my Fendi
Ice cream b*ssy, stripper shoes in a Bentley
One small ass and a kumdo belt
Yeah, I'm tryna find out where the clown stays at
Tryna smoke me out, clown, think again
I don't really like smoking on seeds and stems
They send the money then I send the stems
I ain't sending you sh*t, clown, no offense

But I heard your song and I should've mixed that
Every rhyme, every line you spit, it's been snatched
Every time that you tried to drop it's been wack
Every time that I drop Ruze like "He did that"
Suck d*ck then do it again, just might come through with a friend
Jurard keeps begging me to eat me out, I said
"You gotta take the tenga out with your mouth"

I shake my sweaty, sticky shirt
Until my back is sore,
I'm 5 foot 7, with green eyes
And, yes, I'm a whore
Make nasty demon double patties
Sipping my mocha frap
And if you need some sex protection
Baby, I've got your back

What's up? Legs up, wanna butt-fuck?
Take the dick till I cum on his numb nuts
Oh, shit, I'm late for church
Evening service, gonna taste the word

I'm gonna piss in your mouth
I'm gonna kiss you with cum
And if I don't get mine, I'm gonna cut out your tongue
I wanna ride on Magni's dick
While I suck on Vesper's thumb
A-pex coach, team cream
Yummy, yum (that's hot, uh)

Make me your cheerleader
Ma-ma-make me your cheerleader
Make me your cheerleader
Ma-ma-make me your cheerleader
Janken, Janken, Janken
Look at me, Janken
Janken, Janken, Janken
Look at me, Janken

[Chorus] x2

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nani the fuck nigger

Bottomtare posters are really baffling.

>>93539653
Why are you reposting a shitpost I came up with while I was high on cocaine

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>>93540140
Why were you high on cocaine?

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>>81045571

WAKE UP

WAKE UP HAKKA

AAAAAAAAAAGGGKAKHDJKSNDHSAAAGH

Hakka's eyes snapped open, the wind rushing past him. The remnants of the tengu mask shattered away. This was the straightest Hakka had felt in a long time. Banzoin Superstraightka.

Below him, he saw his spears falling. They were his trusted Stabby and Slashy, and could turn into hot sexy women (and fusion dance into a BIG tittied femael for sex). He'd fought countless battles with them.

But was it REALLY okay for a straight man to chase long thrusting objects to grab? It sounded too faggoty and gay like Spermo.

"Aw fuck I'll just fuck some women later, it cancels out the gay" Hakka declared as he whirled around and dove for his beloved spears, wings at his back once more. He scarcely got his hands on them before a bullet flew past his cheek. Then more came with eerie precision, barely deflected with his spears.

"OKAY FUCK YOU STOP DOING THAT" Hakka flew directly at the source of the bullets on top of the wall, a BIG BLACK MAN aiming his BIG (NOT BLACK) SNIPER RIFLE and yelled at him moar.

"WHY YOU BLASTING YOUR HOT LOADS AT ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT THATS RAEP"

The Big Black Man snorted gayly "You literally came here to rape a dinosaur so we built a wall against your kind, now go away"

"I don't have to listen you are a nigger" Hakka swung his spear at superhuman speed, interrupting the Big Black Man's "Actually I'm Puerto Rican--" and forcing him to block with his beloved Lorraine.

The batty boy battle raged atop the wall until Hakka ultimately won. He was about to fly into the Badlands but the Big (Not Black) Man Goldbullet had a massive booty and was lying ass up so Hakka had to pipe that

>>93540140
Lol I was browsing the archive looking for octavio's four balls and found it. I still dont know what song this is.

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>>93540708
HEY EVERYONE
THIS ANON'S LOOKING FOR BALLS
4BALLS
WE GOT 4 BALLS FOR YOU RIGHT HERE

>>93517103
>What I do know is that just like the WiR vod, we're never getting it back
You sure about that?
https://gofile.io/d/fmKzay

>>93540708
>I still dont know what song this is
It's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOtwfyMa5mM

>>93541063
I meant officially on his channel but thank you, anon

>>93540622
What I'm learning from the adventures of Diknballz is that straight Hakka may be a myth just like mechabirbo

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>>93541693
No anon its spermo making him gay

What's one game you think is slop that the boys have been playing.

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>>93542333
Chilla's Shart

>>93541857
But he was free from Sprmo's gay mindcontrol AND STILL PIPED NEGROBULLET FACE DOWN ASS UP

>>93542377
I think it's sad that these guys get patron money for making below bar games that barely have gameplay.

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>>93542476
Auntie got a nice ass

>>93542333
League

>>93542476
Hakka is really a lesbian...

>>93542333
marvel rivals

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>>93540769
imagine sniffing mechabird's used underwear..... the musky scent of their balls on the fabric that cradles their junk......
i wouldn't be able to take sniffing their balls directly..... or maybe just alittle whiff..... SNIFFFFFFFFFF UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
SNIIIGFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAAAAHH

>>93544314
Why are women like this

>>93544314
( ´・∀・｀) would you be happy if they said ew a disgusting pig and scum for smelling my clothes

>>93544341
> Studies have shown that body odour is strongly connected with attraction in heterosexual females. The women in one study ranked body odour as more important for attraction than "looks".

>>93544432
so what i am hearing is mane sans should make holostars body odour perfumes based on their sweat

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>>93544419
don't project your fetishes on me
but yes

imagine mechabirdo spitroasting you and they taunt you, calling you their onahole

>>93545782
Impossible because that forces you to imagine them doing anything together as a duo ever again

>>93545171
if i could get something that genuinely smelled like my oshi's natural odour i think i would go crazy

what are the demographics of /MANS/ like?
iirc, the boys have majority male viewers, because anime, vtubing and youtube are also majority male users, right?
also, do any mods frequent here? how likely is it that you could get away with posting nsfw stuff?
did that one girl back in the magging days ever pay up?

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>>93545975
i will buy CK boxers and spritz the flayon sweat smell all over them

>>93546094
If you're talking about that /mag/ girl, I think she posted her tits a while back

>>93545523
(´ﾟωﾟ｀) I'm just going by stories I read where the guy calls girl messed up stuff. It's not my fetish...

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>>93545956
I will spike their water and lock them in a room without food or drink until they have make up sex

>>93546094
Are you living in 2022 or something? Everything in this post is so outdated.

>>93546920
kind of, when tempus imploded it kind of soured me, but I didn't visit /mans/ that much either way
there was a lot more fujo posting I think, I think someone came up with a cute incel + fujo fanfic
ruze content + boys playing marvel rivals have slowly recaptured my interest
jurard i'm still iffy about with his hate marketing stuff + filipino + past sex focused content
no hate towards the other guys, i'm ambivalent about them, they just don't click with me

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Drugging Bettel but not enough so he wakes up mid-gangrape confused and panicked

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Don't mind me, just feeding the fish

SURPRISE ANIKI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myw7LVp6S-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myw7LVp6S-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myw7LVp6S-E

>>93547591
Calling the police on you and swooping in as his savior to ensure he becomes attached to me and slowly becomes completely reliant on me in every way

>>93548813
What if I am the police huh
I was just using enhanced interrogatiom techniques

>>93548731
>5:30AM Marvel Rivals session
Is he depressed again?

>>93548885
One of you crazies needs to go suck him off and make him happy

>>93548885
>time to play more marvel rivals because I hate myself
yes

>>93548731
>AWOOOOOOO
he is embracing his dingoness

>>93548855
Damn, you got me there

>>93548941
What I wouldn't give to hug him properly and pat his head, telling him he's a good boy and tuck him to bed... And then suck him off

AWOOOO

>I was doing a lot of job earlier
ESL dingo...

Axel... Altare's dead

He impregnated the impregnable

>look at that, our Jeff is josuiji shinri, holy suckerinos

>>93548975
Well come on in fellow officer
We got a suspect to interrogate

>>93549446
Oh, the ol' good cop, bad cop routine?

>>93549158
He really thinks in Japanese kwk

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>>93549488
You know it

Axel do you have any games that make you happy....

>>93549609
He plays Vet with Altare

>>93549609
He had DQ3 but he lost his Bunny Girl and hasn't played since then.

They hate Octavio

is he playing ranked?

Should we ban Axel from playing League for another 2 weeks?

>yeah, suck me off again bitch

>>93549939
you guys should force him to take a look at the perms list again because at this rate he'll only play TFT, League, Rivals and Apex all year with the occasional zatsu

>suck me off again bitch
toxic bf axel

>gets shot at from the side but completely ignores it until he's at 10% health
>about to be killed by scarlet witch ult but doesn't even notice it
>gets lucky and someone else kills her but he never acknowledges it
i think he's just a bad player

>>93550192
Most dingoes can't play vidya, we just taught this one how to use a controller and XBox Live chat

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oh he's back to bronze

>>93550086
Yeah... Story games are just difficult for retention, both audience and Axel. The best would be short games that he can get into, DDLC was great. Maybe he could play Portal 1 and 2, he was good with the coop

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>that's not very halal

>>93550456
I don't think that's necessarily true since he's such a big Final Fantasy fanboy and he did finish Breath of the Wild, he just needs to find something that grabs him.

>i’m the next Mr. Boyfriend yo
sloppy fourths dingo…

>>93550688
But the Final Fantasys he has started he hasn't finished, has he?

>the bettelion can't possibly say no
they would kill the clown

>>93550945
He probably can come back to life after whatever cartoonish death they inflict also Marvel Rivals is code for an orgy

>>93550932
Just saying it's not an issue with him disliking or not having the attention span for long story-based games himself, he just needs to find something that he enjoys streaming as much as BOTW

Aniki is going on a trip until the 17th

>going away today until the 17th

In a completely surprising turn of events, Ruze’s waiting room is up for 10AM JST Marvel Rivals

Everyday Marvel rivals grinding to the top

CLOWN ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGyK6iDlEDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGyK6iDlEDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGyK6iDlEDU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYHoQ5nUAFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYHoQ5nUAFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYHoQ5nUAFk
EARLY CLOWN

Maybe Axel just isn't good at games...

>>93552859
are you just now figuring this out?

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>>93552859
One of us! One of us!

>i might just unprivate it (the marvel vod)
>i’ll blur text chat if i have to, i’ll talk to mane in the meeting later

>>93552983
tavi is good at games though

>>93552983
sex with baby gamers

>>93553020
oh yeah, if he’s so good then where’s his gaming podcast?

>>93552983
i want a stream with all of the holostars baby gamers full stacking a team

Axel is closing in on the Overwatch rant

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Flayon on da slam

if flayon is in a team with coney i'll kneel until i cum my pants

I love my stupid, disgusting jester man

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>>93553322
HELL YEAH

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>>93553322
Glad for the little red nigga
>ALLSHAMNOWOW
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time

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This looks so traced

>dives 1v4 against the enemy team while the rest of his team are coming back from spawn
>i held off 4 of them
>why can't my team kill them?
>i feel like i'm doing so much

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>>93514710
tomorrow at 6pm PST/11am JST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7BRS4Yo7yA

>>93554141
and then complaining about the lag... brother, you're the one who chose NA servers to solo rank while you're in JP

Scenario:
>gibby bribes tavi to make him use his strings
>tavi uses his strings on jurard to make him strip and then jerk himself to full mast
>gibby uses the opening to fuck himself on jurard's dick
>jutard is a mess and can't talk and only moan and beg gibby to stop
>tavi films the whole thing for blackmail

>>93548885
Oh no....Leader....

>mating press them
axelotls....

With how Axel calls the horny axelotl Hakka I wonder how bad Hakka has tried to get into his pants

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>>93553322
Awesome. Can't wait to watch him job and get beat up!

>>93499729
Why is hakka's drink brown?

>>93553322
Why is the guy called seanig?

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>>93555482
Don't

>>93555482
poop water is the finest xenokunian beverage

>>93555555
holy wasted

>>93555584
Get outta here Hakka

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>>93555555
>555555

>>93553322
Oh that's cool, can't wait to see him embarrass Holostars with his autistic behavior in a group environment

>>93555783
i didn't even think about that, no wonder it's so difficult to get new eyes on the boys, everyone thinks they are just like flayon...

>>93555783
( ;∀;) maybe it will end up ok...

>>93555783
fighting games debuff his autism a bit so maybe it won't be that bad

>>93555783
>>93555858
>everyone playing normally
>friendly banter
>someone calls out a position (in basketball)
>what's your favorite sex position?
>holostars english gets a reputation for being sexpests to the broader audience

>>93555904
I really need one of the boys to sit flayon down and teach him how to interact with people normally

>>93555904
>(in basketball)
this is a Street Fighter 6 event

>>93555950
I think Ruze kind of tries, he shuts Flay's sex talk down usually

>>93556006
i'm a retard i saw the basketball and figured it was an nba type shit like the wrestletuber thing. flayon shouting random sex questions still applies though.

(´⊂_｀;)

>I was taking Magnito midair
Kinky

>>93549609
someone get him to play huniepop
>>93555904
i believe in the little red autist's ability to mask around fighting game bros that he wants to impress i hope

Let it out Axel. Rage and say everything you want.

>>93555904
Jurard only collabing with girls and rizzing them gives stars en more of that reputation. Flayon just makes them seem gay.

>>93555891
How is he at them nowadays? I haven't been keeping up with him

>>93556450
>flayon
>ability to mask
i don't think flay is capable of even pretending to be normal

>>93556557
I see you're still deep in your fanfics, catalogfag

>>93555904
I don't know how to read the teams for this, but it looks like he might be near women either way. He doesn't pull that shit near them, right?

maybe the horny roon can correct him before tournament happens then no sexual thoughts to distract him

>>93556670
to be honest he really doesn't do that shit unless he's at least familiar with someone. he's a lot less vocal about it around women from what I've seen

>>93556557
Graduate them both, problem solved

>>93556791
And Ruze will be thenlast red autist standing. Perfect.

>>93556642
he does act differently in streams with his regulars and streams that attract tourists, its just that his usual self is so weird that it still leaks out when trying to be normal kek
>>93556727
yeah, me

>>93556840
Jutard isn't even red

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>>93556575
i mean, he's less ass now

>healer's name is racial slurs
>"this mf is the goat!"
Racist Axel...

( ´,_ゝ`) you guys are really worried are there like really famous people in this or something??? Maybe one of the folks will tardwrangle him

>>93556727
ignore the other anon, i'll do it

>>93556973
>Maybe one of the folks will tardwrangle him
that's even worse when the one guy who represents the branch needs to be tardwrangled by a bigger creator who just wants to have a fun time in a big collab event

>>93556904
KILL YOURSELF NOW KILL YOUURSELF END YOUR LIFE DIE DIE DIE STAND IN TRAFFIC JUMP OFF A BUILDING DRINK BLEACH AND DIED AND VANISH

>>93556973
Nothing bad will actually happen, Flayon will be cringe and autistic, it does not reflect well on the branch but it doesn't really matter

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>>93557070
Shinri is closer to red than Jutard

>>93556973
Kill yourself

>>93557025
( >Д<;) I was trying to be optimistic but I guess that would be embarrassing lol if someone else has to do that.

>>93556973
Famous in the FGC, at least. Last year had Justin Wong dropping in to coach people, and he's one of OGs of the scene. Also, expecting a stranger to tardwrangle is ridiculous.

>>93556973
it is not other people's job to tardwrangle his retarded autistic ass, it's his own job to act like a normal person in a social event.

>axel has no cousins
how

>Mr. Impregnables

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>>93553322
best of luck to flayon

>>93557305
Yeah if a grown man makes a fool of himself then that's something he has to live with. ( ;∀;) I should of thought the first part out more clearly....

>>93557310
( ´ー`) your correct.

>>93557341
His parents don't have siblings/have unmarried+childless siblings

>enemy drops the massive aoe healing ult
>axel dives in
>does no damage
>fuck this game
why does he keep doing this?

>>93557467
It's funny that you post a cat like Ragna, I was just looking at blazblue stuff

Axel being a whiny babygamer was not in my 2025 checklist

>>93557593
you're*

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>>93556935
Raciststars is best stars
>>93555555
Based Sextuples of SEAnig hate

>>93558072
ヽ(;▽;)ノ no

>>93557341
>Japanese
>Low birthrate
iirc his aunt wants to be a single, independent woman as she's a doctor too. wasn't there something about her admiring mama syrios for having a family? I remember Axel saying something about that.

Axel sounds so cute when he isn't doing his stupid "gansta" way of speaking

bettel just shittalked flayon for being an autist independently of this thread and nobody noticed?

>>93558319
no one watch bettel

>>93558319
We already know Flayon is an autist. Some say, a sexy autist

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>>93558423
the sexiest autist

What do dirty pants, bananas and the letter e have to do with poker? What kind of retard shit is Balatro?

>>93558319
what did he say?

>>93558491
Name of account who made this

>>93558259
Auntie syrios give me a chance

>>93558538
You sit down at the poker table, there is a banana on your chair and now your pants are dirty, E is the sound you make when you realize you just sat on something squishy

>>93558586
Several minutes of racial slurs and insinuations that Flayon fucks the R-TRUS using machiroon blood as lube

>>93558722
she deleted the og post but here
https://x.com/TakeLithium

>that poor bitch
AXEL IS A FEMALE DOG HE CAN HAVE PUPPIES LET'S GOOO

>>93558813
Thank you friend (*＾▽＾*) this person's work is cute!

>after this stream we're gonna help him
Bettel why you enabling his Marvel Rivals addiction?

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Bettel has been cute lately

remember how this lazy cunt’s excuse for shortening WiR was because he wanted to do general zatsus in addition to it which never happened

guys i think i know why altare is on break
he is pregnant (again)

>>93559297
I'm gonna rape this cat

>>93559362
This is true, i'm the baby typing from the buttwomb

>>93559428
Who's your daddy?

>>93559362
This is true, I'm the doctor performing the abortion on >>93559428

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>>93559493
(You) actually. Tartar wants child support btw

>>93559639
crickets.wav

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>>93559734
Get back here with the child support you nigger

>>93559333
You’re living in September 2023 my dude. I do remember that, but I also remember how he got the coof and immediately switched up to “this is just a glorified zatsu/screading timeslot anyway, same for menshi, I can just shit these out and do whatever, they don’t matter, nobody cares”. The death of the weekly snack time segment was the death knell of him putting any effort in.

>>93553020
Being better than Hakka and Flayon doesn't make you "good"

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nigga that's NUTS

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It looks like iron man shoots lasers from his nipples

>>93560437
Why do you look a predator???

>>93560437
your stream is still going axel

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>>93560505
Yea my stream of piss in your mouth

>>93556557
Anon, Jurard was the biggest hit in all of the events Armis joined. He gained a ton of subs after just Wrestletuber alone.

>>93560777
morning jutard

What if Axel healed people by smacking them with his chains