>>93517106
Acquiring tapir perms

>>93517106
Sex with me

>baited everyone with a new indie persona
>but in reality she just doesn't plan to come back at all
Ngl, based. Graduation implies complete retirement. Fuck all those grifters who immediately come back.

She's probably going full brain reset vacation so she can come back full power and not half burnt out.

>>93517106
The new Invaders aren't debuting for a few months yet anon

>>93517240
that’s bullshit but I choose to believe it because it would be funny

>>93517106
stealth suspension

>>93517240
this is why Sana was a real one

>>93517342
nimi wasn't in tsunderia though

>>93517106
She literally came back from her vacation with the orc yesterday. Give her a day or two.

>>93517342
Fishfaggot failed to get:
>Lisa
>Sayu
>Mint
>Dooby
You think he's getting notFauna? PHASECOPE
Captcha: DRYTRS (dry your tears)

>>93517106
/orc/ told me Randon is on break

>>93517106
Regret

>>93517106
hasn't found a good enough boyfriend to cuck her audience with

>>93517106
Non-compete clause.

>>93517106
She is letting you know she is not going to be anything but a paypig ATM collector.

>>93517772
>NCC for an indie
You might as well have posted your medical certificate of mental retardation

She's on vacation you retards
She goes on vacation with her mom in January
Not only that, she insinuated a couple times in her final weeks that she's likely going to be doing a lot of 3D stuff as her new identity, so she's probably also waiting for a quality 3D model to be completed alongside a l2d one.

>>93517106
Nothing, wait like 30 days after Fauna's graduation, guys.

>>93517846
For a month. It's obvious.

>>93517863
This is what dooby said. Stop confusing people.

>>93517897
Remind me again, how long did it take for Dooby to come back?
>inb4 affiliate
Is a meme. It's a graduation under a different name.

>>93517240
I like Fauna but yeah this would be pretty funny

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>>93517106
maybe she realized "wait a minute, I'm rich, why the fuck do I need to keep working anyway." although I dunno how much she might have, because of the high VOD views and merch deals the talents make a lot lot more than the SC income would imply. and this doesn't get into memberships either. each EN has several thousand of them from what we can glean from like counts on member posts, and if they kept half that income it's going to be like 10k+ a month from that alone if not far far higher. regular youtubers can basically make a living off having a couple hundred K subs just from the monetization revenue, so fauners having almost a mil has got to be also a very good youtube paycheck (of which I dunno what percent of that Cover keeps.. half again maybe)?

if she has several million she might have done some math and realized she doesn't need to actually give a shit about any of this anymore. gura surely did that already, and now there is no guilt of being a drag on Holo anymore if she streamed like Gura frequency or less. as much as I would like to see her actually think and act like a rational person realizing they should retire early if they get the chance she'll probably start up the usual shit within a few weeks or months max.

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>>93518000
Almost a month.

How many times do I have to pretend to be fooled by the "I graduated for what I really wanted to do" excuse?

>>93518000
>>93518096
At least dooby wasn’t completely MIA on X shortly after Ame quit

>>93518165
Fauna doesn't like social media and isn't a vtweeter. Either she streams or there's no activity.

>>93518096
She likes streaming.
She's not going to stop. Like she'd prefer to have the chat that she had before, because she likes them and they make her laugh and they're easy to bounce off of (for her) but even if she went back to being a 3view she'd probably still stick with streaming because she enjoys streaming.

>>93518236
>she likes them
>”we can’t be friends”
uh huh

>>93518350
why would you watch holos if you want to be friends with a chuuba to begin with? never understood that "yab".

>>93518404
It just comes off as her hating her viewers

>>93518458
isn't that just you being incredibly insecure?

>>93518350
How is refusing to give false hope a bad thing
How is saying you care for their wellbeing and that you should make real friends hating her viewers
Like this was always the dumbest fucking yab because if you heard the ENTIRE statement it wasn't just "haha fuck off we're not friends"

>>93518458
You have to be mentally ill to think that.

>>93517106
>Graduates on a whim
>Old indie model looks like shit
>Have no model to stream with
>Spend all your graduation money on drugs and condums for sex with (me)
>Never redebut
>Surf the streets as a crackwhore sucking dick for dime
>Saplings never recognize you and give you the life you deserve because they don't go outside
>Get silenced by cover corp hitmen (they know you're a brand risk)

>>93518568
holoseethe always hits just right

>>93518503
The people who bring up the "we're not friends" thing have never watched a Fauna stream in their live

>>93518568
>that cover hitman
me but instead of carrying out the job we fall in love and run away to tuscany

>>93518404
>never understood that "yab".
Some ESL schizos, that have hated her since debut, spammed the board for a week straight, trying to force a yab.
That's all it ever was. Same ones who make these threads

>>93518606
Whaddya mean? This literally happened.

>>93518633
nah, that is exactly the sort of unbelievably retarded shit that would absolutely rile up retards on this board.

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>>93518631
For you, I hope so

>>93517106
The boring answer is that she's on vacation with her mother, like last year. Also possible that she was spending time with owl the past week

>>93518848
>we will never see Fauna and Mumei collab again
:(

>>93518956
?? mumei just has to graduate.

>>93518956
blame yagoo. he & his company are the reason mumei & nimi can't collab anymore.

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>>93518956
Not as Fauna and Mumei, correct.

>>93519049
Not even close to being correct in any way.

>>93517106
She's too busy fucking me. Don't worry, she'll be out of heat soon enough

>>93519121
You can't explain why that isn't correct.

>>93518096
>almost
So, not a month. So, no NCC. Got it.

>>93519121
it's literally a fact no matter how much you wish it wasn't.

>>93518061
>maybe she realized "wait a minute, I'm rich, why the fuck do I need to keep working anyway."
I cant imagine she's retire for life rich

>>93520527
She is retire for life rich
You know that you can totally retire with 2m in the bank right? there's no way she hasn't made that much even if she's spent half of her hololive income

>>93518568
>Get silenced by cover corp hitmen
>hitmen
as if, she didnt play it all that time for no reason
she knows how they operate

>>93518458
>"You either love or hate someone, there is no middle-ground"
Meds. Now.

>>93520597
What would that look like after buying a house, hiring maids, meal planners, frequent trips to medical specialists, etc. It's not enough to simply be rich, you have to live rich, and how sustainable is that without a steady career?

>women 25+ live on their own
meds

>>93518477
>>93518566
>>93521160
faggots
>As "Fauna" and "saplings", we cannot be friends, or, we should not be friends

>I'm sure you've heard the saying don't meet your heroes, I don't think that necessarily applies to everybody, but I think its good if you can just watch streamers and enjoy their streams for what they are

>Fauna is mean in real life?
>I don't think so, and I think I try to be myself on stream but you know, if we were friends we might have disagreements, who knows
>there might be things that you would be like, like maybe, the fact that I made 10 servings of curries and you don't eat leftovers is irreconcilable
>Because I want to show you guys only the best side of myself you know
>I think that's best, because I don't want to bring your guys moods down, by showing you, like, a non positive side of me, you know

>But I think for friends its important to open up, show them more of you if you want to be really close
>Anyway, I hope that is okay, I know, I know, don't be sad, cherish your friends because they are just as cool as streamers I promise.
>I promise they are

>There's nothing particularly special about streamers, I mean like sure maybe there's a streamer and they're great at singing but does that make them a better friend, no, it doesn't
>someone can be a great friend even if they aren't great at singing

>My friends are cooler than you? I hope so, I hope so
>quite a few of my friends are streamers, what do I do? I mean that's an exception.

>I mean obviously streamers have friends.
>And I'm sure sometimes people have made friends with streamers and it workout out, but you know

>Anyway there's my deep talk, I answered it as honestly as I could, I am happy to be here, and entertain you guys and hang out and its fun

>yeah exactly, the great part of streaming is interaction.
>There's a back and forth which makes it great, the banter.
>you just try to make me laugh? You do, you guys type funny stuff all the time.

>I think I would've had a harder time being a lets player without having a chat to bounce off of mmm hmm
>But, you should always...I know I shouldn't lecture you guys...
>It's important for you guys to not neglect your real lives too

>Put yourselves #1 always.
>I'm just some silly streamer on the internet.
>And I will not be happy if you're neglecting yourselves
>No you wont? *laughs* You must, you must.
>Please take care of yourselves.

>dooby does nothing
>shes preparing!
>nimi does nothing
>DO SOMETHING WHORE

>>93521922
The difference is that Fauna is a grifter who does GFE for mentally ill unicorn parasocial faggots so she gets what she deserves when they meltdown her

>>93521808
based fauna

>>93521808
Seriously though, why did you post a picture of your micropenis?
You always run away from this

>>93521808
That sounds like a good middle-ground to me. She doesn't want fans to go on the parasocial deep end and think they're anything beyond a fan of a streamer's personality and content. Nothing here says that she hates her fans.

>>93521454
Fauna is frugal as shit though

>>93521808
>Literally posts the full thing
>Still somehow thinks she's being aggressive, combative, or negative as she tells her fans to put themselves first and to take care of themselves
Absolutely baffling behavior

>>93517240
>Graduation implies complete retirement
it literally implies the opposite you stupid fuck
why do you think it's called graduation

>>93517240
>Graduation implies complete retirement
...

>>93521808
>As "Fauna"
>and "saplings"

>>93518000
yes, affiliate. Different thing

>>93522322
>as she tells her fans to put themselves first and to take care of themselves
she was unironically backpeddling in real time as she realizing she fucked up and went tooo fat retard, it highlights how fake she is

Man, schizos really miss Fauna.

>>93522322
>I love the VA of the anime I'm watching to quickly pause the episode and lecture me about something I already know about that she thinks I'm too dumb to understand
>it's fine because what she's saying are nice words

>>93517106
it finally got to her that it was a stupid dumb idea

>>93522550
It was in direct response to someone asking about it in a superchat during superchat reading, so the analogy is more
>after-credits Q&A where the VAs read and respond to fan mail

>>93522513
They spent 4 years seething about her every single day, why stop now

>>93521454
>hiring maids, meal planners, frequent trips to medical specialists
Why the fuck would you do any of that? Wasting money just because you have it is the reason most lottery winners lose their fortunes immediately. Simply not being retarded is enough to make that amount of money last.

>>93522131
>Fauna is a grifter who does GFE
>does GFE
lol

>>93522550
She was asked in an SC, she didn't spring it out of nowhere mid gaming. You faggots di>>93522550
dn't even watch the stream.

>>93517106
>It’s been 10 days
gonna be a long year for saplings...

>>93522508
I'm so sorry that you're mentally ill, I hope you get treatment.

>>93522508
>>93522550
Answer the question >>93522241
Stop running away coward

>>93517106
being magged and orc'd

>>93522646
>it was during her stream
>it was a known shitposter
>no other EN since 2020 has ever given a lecture about parasocialism, many of them actually admit they, too, get quite attached to their fans, further indicating Fauna was an outlier in the distance she consciously maintained
>she was the ASMR girl of EN, content where the girl whispers directly into your ears which is a very intimate experience, especially with a cutesy feminine voice like hers. This made her lecture even more painful for those who got quite attached to her character.
>during her literal debut she did a GFE bit, setting the tone
b-b-but her numbers didn't drop! s-so it was clearly a nnnnnnn-nothing burger!!
>that just means her fans are betacucks that have no self-respect and were balls-deep in sunk cost to ever leave their fan-hating bitch, it doesn't mean what she did was right. That's like saying a guy abusing his partner is the right thing to do because she doesn't leave him so it must be fine.

>>93523168
She has literally never admonished parasocialism, if you'd watch streams you'd see she's actually talked about actual parasocialism and how even she understood why people were because she was with her favorite streamers when she worked a shitty job and had nothing else to look forward to

>>93518983
I mean she doesn't even need to do that
kson collabed with Choco and Mel's other personas several times

>>93523168
So in other words
>No one cared
>No one was upset about it
>It didn't effect her in anyway
and no you don't count as a person. You've made it very clear you don't qualify.
4 years of seethe over nothing

>>93523392
>It didn't effect her in anyway
I don't think graduating from Hololive and making a point to follow males before indie debut is a healthy sign towards (You) Saplings, it's her way of trying to get rid of s many of you as possible so she's left with Northernlion normalfag viewers. Dooby never tried to alienate the fans she gained in Hololive, or Doki, or Mint. Fauna is the only one who planned to go indie who literally made an effort to filter (You). How does that make you feel? The woman you supported for all these years showing a very clear sign she wasn't happy with her fanbase in Hololive?

>>93522131
why are you southeast asian types always so damn angry?

>>93524294 (me)
i'm sorry i didn't realize how dumb that question was until a fraction of a second after i hit submit

>>93520597
Holy shit you're retarded. Do you really think Fauna made ~3 million in 3.5 years before taxes? The annual remuneration during those years was around 400k. This means you're suggesting that Fauna—someone who doesn't even perform concerts that often—earned more than double the average and, on top of that, didn't spend a dime on living expenses.

>>93524998
You could look at superchat amounts and do some napkin math for memberships/merch sales but it's unlikely we'll find out how much money she made from her time at holo except that it's enough she felt comfortable enough to semi-retire as an indie

>>93517106
Her model isn't ready yet

>>93517106
>I was promised a juicy drama bomb, everyone's going to move on without a quick follow-up, please think of the dramasisters.....

>>93524003
>How does that make you feel?
Uh, okay? Maybe because this “filter” doesn't work on me. I doubt it would work on anyone who have been watching her regularly for a long enough time. She hasn't shown anything dramatically new that couldn't be seen in her before.

Can't say anything for mentally ill people though. What goes on in their heads is beyond my comprehension. I just think she shouldn't pay too much attention to them, or else it could negatively affect her own mental health.

>>93522507
I have yet to see the difference.

>>93517533
>failed

More like dodged

It took Nina some months to re-debut.

She will debut with the sexiest Valentine's Day ASMR in EN Vtuber history

>>93527694
That's Pillowdear.

>>93522764
SC from an old troll and not really related to her rant faggots here miss the whole context where it really came out of nowhere not to mention it really applies to her filtering and hiding her feelings rather than all streamers when most of them do share all sorts of emotions including the negative ones, granted her highly curated feel good persona was very popular but it was her choice to keep it and she's likely not going to be more open as Nimi.

>>93527694
That would be a good thing, so it won't happen

>>93517240
>Graduation implies complete retirement.
I wish someone would graduate and actually went on with their lives for once.

>>93532427
Sana

She's not coming back, anon.

>>93517106
She got sued, anon.

>>93524003
>Follows people she likes
>This is an effort to filter (You)

lol, schizos are the best entertainment

>>93521808
All of that is completely reasonable. GSH

>>93517106
"Based" Pinoys won't stop bothering her

>>93517240
>please submit to my brand

>>93518061
Enough brand worship and stop using my wife to shitpost

Think she'll ever tell us the real reasons she left?

>>93518155
When were you lied to about that?
You watched the streams, you were told why

>>93517106
Just look at last year, it's pretty obvious what she's doing and why she's not showing any activity.

>>93518350
Mask off eh Sapcuck?

>>93518568
>cover corp hitman
Basically half of this thread? kek

>>93532427
They all went on with their lives. If a company is your life end it now.

>>93521808
You're not beating the allegations of a jilted ex.
And you're hiding behind a company that will never notice you to cope.

>>93521922
You have it wrong. It's Holobrandfags trashing both of them
>>93522131
Such as yourself?

>>93523168
Ew a numbermonkey is here

>>93524003
Stop projecting Zhang

>>93537809
The sad truth is that's almost everyone in this thread and this board at large right now.
Rename /vt/ to /vc/ Virtual Companies. Give VTubers and indies their own board.

>>93524003
Sounds like it filtered (You), not me.

>>93532427
Sana

>>93524003
>e and making a point to follow males before indie debut is a healthy sign towards (You) Saplings,

I find it fucking funny that people who literally never followed her as Fauna are trying to pretend they know anything, as if she hadn't followed them as Fauna too, or even the newer faggots.

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>>93538139
I've seen a lot of you sapkeks make this point, completely forgetting that as Fauna, she was kind of forced to follow them for she also followed all the others. LL followed notVesper if I remember correctly but he was followed by a lot of female vtubers years ago. These Nimi follows were recent, weren't forced by a corpo and 100% intentional. She hates Sapkeks and wants to hurt you so you fuck off out of her fanbase. She never liked you.

>>93538600
>she was kind of forced to follow them for she also followed all the others
No she wasn't, and I hate that people keep peddling this shit. She didn't have to, just like she didn't have to shill the 1st gen homo's debut but she did.

>>93538600
>>93538642
Samefag

>>93532427
Sana

>>93538715
How is me calling him a fucking retard a samefag? Her following them means nothing, it never meant anything because she barely uses twitter to begin with, and she was clearly following all ex holopro (except Delu because I don't even think she knows who she is, and Mikecat who's fucking known to be radioactive even as an EOP)

>>93517106
MAGGED

>>93538600
>>93517465
>>93522873
>>93538796
The most hilarious thing to me is how desperately you're trying to make some kind of boogeyman out of just a bunch of dudes. Come on, stop projecting your own insecurities onto other people. This is so pathetic.

>>93540322
Such is the life of a mindbroken unicorn

>>93517772
>Non-compete clause.
Cover definitely includes a noncompete in their Hololive contract. Fauna could likely get it voided if she hired a lawyer but no one likes a court battle. Would be easier to wait a month for the Nimi Nightmare debut.

>>93541927
I don't think you know what a non compete is or what it applies to.

>>93517106
non-compete clause

>>93540322
>>93540364
funny, when people noticed the pattern between Bettel and Froot, you people were shitposting too, but when it was confirmed, you got real fucking quiet fast.

>>93517106
who?

>>93540322
This anon is getting MAGGED.

If I was redebuting, I'd wait a month or maybe two to do so. Let all the annoying holofags forget about you first and keep the actual fans.
I'd also block/ban anyone using my old identity as their name/PFP.

>>93546360
doing the Sana strat i see

>>93517240
>Graduation implies complete retirement
It doesn't even do that for flesh idols the fuck are you on

im livin out of phase with this plane of existence

>>93517106
>What the fuck is taking her so long?
At this point I think it's pretty plausible that she will debut as a new Phase talent, Fishman must've given her a really good contract.

>>93544749
True. Don't forget that time it was confirmed that Pekora and Astel do their laundry together.

>>93542272
re
tard

>>93540322
It's always the gay dudes too, it's funny once you realize

>>93517106
>finalizing her new model and rig
>commissioning intro/outro/bumper animations
>commissioning art and music
>coming up with new lore
>brainstorming greetings and fan names
>planning and writing her debut stream
is what's taking so long.

>>93517106
League addiction.

>>93517106
If this is an ex talent, I wonder why she's in no rush. It couldn't be because people are already swarming her with expectations.

>>93544749
Oh, you think if she will actually collaborate or even date someone, it will somehow upset me? You missed again, fool! I see her as a streamer and general entertainer, and not as my imaginary virtual girlfriend. She is free to do whatever makes her happy. I'm not gonna complain about it and I'm certainly not gonna to seethe about it for fucking years.

>>93549545
She's been planning it since early summer 2024

>>93550653
Then it's probably going to plan.

>>93517106
>He actually thought she was coming back

>>93550653
While keeping up her normal stream schedule and activities. Meanwhile Ame was semi-retired for like 6+ months, presumably using a lot of that time to prepare.

Anyway, she's one of the most watched and beloved EN vtubers. She'll do fine, there's no rush.

>>93521808
>As "Fauna" and "saplings", we cannot be friends, or, we should not be friends
why would she say that us she retarded?

>>93551436
Because she's right, brownfeet.
And after seeing how you act, I would've said something far stronger.

>>93551669
you can be parasocial friends with your viewers and there's nothing wrong with that

>>93552277
That's different from being personal friends, which you aren't, and shouldn't be.

>>93552277
Sapcucks have gaslit themselves into thinking parasocial relationships are bad because a white vegan woman they've never met said it to them. If Fauna said the opposite they'd be arguing FOR parasocial relationships. It's best to ignore those beta faggots.

>>93552527
this is a great summary of the situation, thank you

>>93517106
It takes 280 days from a conception for a baby to be born, expect her to be born on october

>>93527543
Because she had to keep the pregnancy to birth

>>93552527
>>93553308
>parasocial relationships are bad
She didn't say that, you stupid idiot. There is literally a full monologue in this thread. And you're probably the one who posted it.

Btw, did you know that BY DEFENITION you don't need to get any recognition or reciprocity from your supposed “partner” to be in a parasocial relationship with them? So I don't even understand why you're complaining.

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>>93551436
Unless you're personally friends with a vtuber off stream or are grooming some one view, she is right. You cannot be friends with the vast majority of vtubers. That's the definition of parasocialism. One way emotional attachment. It's an unspoken truth. Fauna is just honest with you.

>>93517240
based

>>93518096
Seems kind of weird how many subs she lost, but I guess many were just legacy subs

>>93558184
Myth has the most dead subs in all of Hololive, they were completely boosted by the pandemic

>>93558184
Honestly funny as fuck that Nimi is on her way to pass her, but that's also Dooby's fault for flip flopping between twitch and YouTube

buy an ad

>>93517979
Dooby said nothing about going on vacation with her mom. She just said she'd be busy for the first week on January, which she was before coming back.

>>93517106
not your friend she doesnt need to

>>93550949
Was taking a break part of her plan?

>>93562461
Why wouldn't she
She was probably stressed as hell the last month
A break to detox and go back to streaming with a fresh head is the correct play

>>93518061
Holos aren't retire for life rich. Maybe Suisei, Gura and Pekora are.

>>93562567
Well congratulations, she got herself her break. Now what's the next step of her master plan?

>>93562577
Depends on how much money you think they need to retire for life

>>93562739
UUUU