Dick Cheese Edition>Current and upcoming streamshttps://pomu.pages.dev/schedule/corpo?filter=VAllure>This week's full scheduleshttps://files.catbox.moe/cifccg.jpghttps://teamup.com/ksc1n4iofruwa4e8tq>Holodexhttps://holodex.net/channel?org=VAllure>Transparent head cutoutshttps://catbox.moe/c/h6hm6q[Gen 1: Indulge]>Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddesshttps://www.youtube.com/@AzuraDulaithttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#azura>Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bearhttps://www.youtube.com/@IceySnowpawshttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#icey>Immy Bisou - Hex Maniachttps://www.youtube.com/@ImmyBisouhttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#immy>Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yanderehttps://www.youtube.com/@MercyModistehttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#mercy>Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistresshttps://www.youtube.com/@ShibiCottonbumhttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#shibi>Stronny Cuttles - Hypnotic Cuttlefishhttps://www.youtube.com/@StronnyCuttleshttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#stronny>VAllure Linkshttps://vagallure.carrd.co>Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archivehttps://odysee.com/@vagArchive:7?view=content>LOOK ABOVE FOR ASMR VODS BEFORE ASKING>Greentext Archivehttps://rentry.org/VAllureGreentext[FAQ for Tourists]>What is VAllure?The first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo.Yes, this is the whorpo and they are focusing on adult audio like ASMR or JOI.>Where will the content be?YouTube - Kino SFW streams. Expect some spice and kayfabe but nothing TOS-breaking. Expect 3 streams per week at minimum.Patreon - Lewd audios. $5/month per talent, 4 audios per month. Sub to whoever you like.Fansly - Cost/content Up to the discretion of the girls.>Is there a Discord Server?Yes, Notification only. No interaction with any of the girls. Check VAllure Links.No, they won't be joining any fan servers.>Most importantly, are any of the talents in a relationship?Yes, all of them, with me.>VAllure Friends!V&U: >>>/vt//vnug/Other small corpos: >>>/vt//corpo/More of Azura and Shibi: >>>/vt//choc/Previous Thread >>93458300
for me, it's mercy modiste
Icey hugs.Icey kisses.Icey seggs.Icey Love
i actually havent slept at all but part of me wants to get up for the day as if i have...maybe i should go to bed early tomorrow (today)
I am trash. The only thing I am good for is to be pressed under Madam Shibi’s heel. Madam Shibi is the best mistress I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Thinking about pookie's plump ass.
>>93530219plump?
>>93530540Plump.
>>93530219imagine it peeking out from her short skirt as she giggles and grinds on you
>>93530714I'm trying to hold back this week and you're making it hard.
>>93529372policenauts???basado
>>93531019that's right!it's being played by mercy modiste, and she will be streaming the game again later today
>>93530951whyhttps://files.catbox.moe/nemkoi.mp4
>>93531199I've been jerking it too much the last two weeks and ended up tearing some skin. It hurts to stroke it.
>>93531604this isnt healthy pinpal
>>93531604anon....
>>93531651>>93531659It's not my fault that Immy is so sexy.
>>93531965you have a problem
Shibi should give me specifically paizuri
>>93533832i penned this post
Shib o' the morning to you
>>93533931Good morning
Throne update:Azura received the purple office supplies set (stapler & tape dispenser with large stapler, staple remover, paper clips, scissors and tabs)
>>93531604Hey! I hurt my dick jerking off too much last week too!
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1878814745576513610
shibi "marvel rivals" cottonbum
how hard do you guys tug on your dick
Mummeh if you're here, please give someone in gen 3 a paizuri hole.Thank you.
>>93535469this is not vallure
>>93535504correct, this is /vag/
>>93535536i see the funny man has returned
>>93535574so you hate me
>>93535401I don't tug it hard, it's the amount of time I spend tugging it that creates the problem. I like to do it longer because it feels better.
>>93535504That's Silver
>>93535171what part was reportable? the kms part? so lame
I fapped to the mercy pegging audio where she slaps my ass and calls me a bitch then took a lil nappy
>>93535717i wasnt going to listen to that one because im not into pegging but i am into mercy calling me a bitch so i will listen to it now
>>93535171Someone reported that? Man that's just dumb
>>93531965>>93535663porn addiction
>>93536088you first
>>93535717was the mercy swearing uncensored?
>>93536088I only did it twice a day more than several hours apart.
>>93536198wtf then stop fucking ripping your dick start being nicer to it
>>93536151Yeah
>>93536224
>>93536421only you guys strip the flesh off your penis though
>>93536455The bit I tore is smaller than a penny. It's just in a bad spot.
>>93536088Little sister addiction
sex with menherasloving menherasmaking menheras only have eyes for me
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1878827087047643301
...is stronny playing darkness 2 without playing darkness 1?
>>93537903hows about that skating game you talked bout streaming? i wouldnt mind seeing some bethesda games, Stronny played Skyrim already so maybe some oblivion or Fallout?
>>93535504He posted the picture as a reference so someone who is almost as retarded as you are socially stunted can see that and have their question "what is a paizuri hole? Oh the hole on her top that lets you get paizuri more easily" answered without having to ask it
youre not about to eat your dick, stop dry rubbing it and use some fucking lube, you clearly dont have the same type of dick skin that can some how magically rub against skin without friction burns like in them thigh job videos
immy thinks I'm ugly because I'm bald...not but for realdo you think the suspension of disbelief have to go both ways to enjoy doing this content?
>>93538400Sometimes I pull on it so hard, it rips the skin…
>>93538588she also has favorite chattersit doesnt really matter anon
>>93538649:( she does?
>>93538588just grow hair
>>93538588She won't play entire games because she doesn't think they're cute. Real advice just accept aesthetics matter to her. If you think you're ugly just don't go to cons.
>>93538588the inverse is true, shaving immys head so nobody but pinpals want her
>>93537903also more cyberpunk since you went through all that trouble to make that character
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1878844321933467885
>>93538854that part was a joke but I figured there has to be at least some pinpals who are balding or already baldfinding out she has favorite chatters ruined my day though
>>93539307prepare for 100 robots / Indians to respond offering their service
>>93539488that's why it's smart to post a picture to not trigger the bots
>>93539649oh, i didn't even notice, guess im as dumb as a bot
>>93539483 It's been pretty obvious, she always reads a handful of green names and any stray greys that wander in.
>>93539488ENTERPANDA STUCK IN TRAFFIC
Immy kinda cuteImmy kinda wifeImmy kinda looksLike the love of my life!
i saw stronny was playing darkest dungeon, i will now watch your oshi's VOD
>>93539988I'm sorry
>>93539483im a bald pinpal but it doesn't really matter I don't really plan on winning the Immybowl
>>93540089oh i see... it's just a zatsu stream
>Get On All Fours Dummy [Jerk Off From Behind] [Ear Licking] [Playful Teasing] [Light Spanking]>Your girlfriend found out your semen is particularly sweet and now wants it for her coffee, she suggests milking you one day and you oblige her.https://www.patreon.com/posts/get-on-all-fours-119785005Oh fuck yesss
>>93538649>>93539483How are we still on this "favorite chatters" shit? I'm not even a Pinpal yet everything I've typed in her chat my messages have been read.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/119430154>Polar Bear Girl Is In Heat For You! [Sex] [Ovulation]
>>93540589Of course one of the favorites would pretend there are no favoritesDEATH TO THE FAVORITE CHATTERS
>>93540589Are you a member? She often reads randoms especially greys.
>>93540776Yea I'm a member but I have a different Vallure oshi mark.
*cums pretty aggressively*
>>93540776in a see of green, a grey name stands out, also pick a profile photo that has high colour contrast with everyone elses
>>93540854She is trying to win you over lmao
>>93540854I wonder if she just reads people she is familiar with then. She might recognize you from other chats.
>>93541256sea*
>>93541256this is a lot of autism
>>93541307>he isn't cataloguing all the profile photos of his fellow chatters and building a colour swatch to pinpoint the ideal colour to maximize visibility of his messages>he isn't a/b testing various writing styles, names, and profile photos>he isn't conducting postmortems after every stream to determine which messages garnered the most reactions from his oshiNGMI
>>93541307study up
need shibi stream asap
No immy just doesn't like me that's why she never reads me. She hates me specifically
Immy will get tired of doing GFE shit probably within 5 years, maybe less, and settle down with some guy. Not saying it will be one of her favorite chatters but I see no reason why it couldn't be (especially if she likes them enough that she can tell their maros apart from the others)
>>93541760i am the author of this message
>>93541300SEA indeed
>>93541921Anon I'm already married to her
>>93542130i dont think this document is legally binding but imagine if it was and she could divorce rape anybody that cheated on her
>>93542130>the ceremony was greatholy kek
weirdest bait ive seen in a while
>>93542238not as weird as this
>>93540548I'm cumming, Madam, I'm cumming, Madam I'm cumming!!!!!
>>93542282im picturing this as coming from the harelot from the image where shibi is touching their dick with her foot
>>93541760I wrote this
the re:zero scene with the rabbits, except harelots and shibi and instead of eating her we're banging her
https://www.patreon.com/posts/taming-demon-119528685>Taming A Demon [Spanking] [Anal] [Fingering]>You summon a demon for sex, but she’s a brat. Time to put her in her place.
2.0 update
>>93540548No ass eating but this peaks my interests
I love my Strontistic wife and daughters!
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1878866750479184067
i cannot BELIEVE immy bisou
i cannot believe it's not butter
maybe she's born with it
Who you gonna call
>>93544467maybe it's immyleine
I'm lovin it
every kiss begins with k
It's my money and I need it NOW
i saved 20% on my car insurance by switching to vallure
IM JIM ADLER, THE TEXAS HAMMER
F-R-E-E that spells freeCredit report dot com baby
get connected for FREE with education connection
use code #MERCY for 10% off
wife is playing ac2 again come watch if you wanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvkuraKQlG8
>>93544369Look at that you did. How will you apologize?
gamersupps: piss you can taste
the unifying force of /vag/: childhood brand jingles
>>93544830It's fine we're already bored with it anyways
uuuuuuu Immy uuuuuuu
>>93535129flashback to when i burst a capillary (VEIN) in my tentacle
>>93531604You hurt your dick? Me too
>>93544369>cannot
https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1878884341566038407
>>93545590cuuuuuute
>>93545590Adorable
>>93545590My sister is super cute
>>93545590That pinpal she's holding? You guessed it, me.
>>93545522yeah? cannot.
>>93545979That's not the jingle though
hope fabio's doing well
immy should get a long lived pet like a me
>mummeh likes cagesFuck I'm in danger
Drop those redpills, mummeh. Keep them coming.
is stronny ranting about the jews again?
>>93547609Certainly seems like it's on the tip of her tongue
Do you think Stronny has read Siege?
>>93547895stronny doesnt strike me as a reader
>>93547943she can barely even read chat correctly
good afternoon, i love my beautiful wife
>>93547895I don't think so but if it's interesting she would probably consider it>>93547943She listens to audiobooks
>>93547895The most advanced literature mummeh has read is 1984. I wouldn't expect much from her in that respect.
Immers in the Reefbox btw
>>93548357Thank you
>>93548324siege is significantly easier to read than 1984
God I love my wife so much
Immy in VC btw
whats with all the open VC streams
Immy guerilla collab with Stronny
>>93548856The girls like each other.
>>93548856They're great we need more of them.
>>93548856they saw the comment in the thread the other day and took it to heart
holy unity
>>93548856unity bros needed a bone after watching 6 miside streams
Immy Stronny big sis little sis asmr
>>93549099We need a whitewashed Azura for true unity
>>93549308take my wife's melanin and i'll take your life
>>93549308just make them all black
ENTER
Shibi jumpscare
>>93549504>>93549517She came in, she laughed, and left
>average reefling TTS superchat
shibi in dion's twitch chat.
I want immy to be toxic to me
>>93549912good twitch pfp
>>93549308No we don't.
>>93549912literally who
>>93550277Shibi is doing a collab with Dionysus from Mythos right now.
>>93550277shibi cottonbum, she's from vallure's first generation "indulge"
>>93550369oh i didn't realize that
The collab started!https://www.twitch.tv/dionysusmythos
Well are you a redditor reeflings?
>>93550960>reddit
Yeees Immy, yesss, call those whores "chat"
warning reddithttps://old.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/1i0btq7/why_my_vtuber_agency_is_a_little_bit_different/They seem to like Immy there, or she has a lot of upvotes at least.
>CBT in the discord
>>93551223Stronny played the audio of it when it happened
>plebbit
I'm not surprised Azura is into crazy shit like that, she has the most extensive range of fetishes I think
>both of these gorilla collabs have put me in a bad mooddo i just hate fun
>>93551431>bad moodWhy anon?
>>93551464i earnestly have no idea, for some reason the moment it starts i just get unhappy and what they talk about just makes it worse. i may just be unhappy due to something unrelated and carrying it over
>I'm not in your headWrong.
>>93551538Don't feel bad anon, sometimes you just feel down. I'm not sure what might be bugging you but I hope you feel better
NERDS
>>93551538Sometimes it just be like that, hopefully whatever is causing ya to feel that way goes away on it's own, hope ya feel better man.
>>93552019>>93552146thanks bros.
>>93551538I hope things get better for you.
>>93552111rude!
Rebbi is joining the call
>>93552369rebbi.................................more like anoyingi............
who is rebbi? she sounds cute. she kinda sounds like that one twitch vtuber who's friends with CC, I forget the name, but they also have a frog motif
>>93552691chio
Rebbi sounds like a literal baby. I know Immy has a cunny voice, but Rebbi sounds like a legitimate child
Stronny is grooming Rebbi into playing Assassin's Creed
From her vague comments the rumors about pixellink closing might be true. That's a shame.
>>93553017Figured it was over when she posted that tweet that said please find me.
>>93553175I was still not sure if it was about the company itself or specifically about Chio but all of the girls have been acting strangely since then and now Rebbi has plans to stream but is waiting for stuff to be "finished"
>>93552900good
Wtf why is Chio in Stronnys stream? How close are they?
>>93554201lesbian lovers
Reeflings do you not know how to keep quiet
>>93554201She's friends with the girls
Oooooo I hope Immy uses her natural voice since she yapped this whole time with mommeh
>>93554357Snitchlings always telling on my sis. She can never fart in peace
>>93554201She happened to stop by and Stronny just asked if she wanted to join the VC. But it sounds like behind the scenes they're pretty good friends.>>93554357I'm pretty sure every time it's been a pinpal that came in and told her.
>>93554404once 5 hours passes the voice is all yours, just gotta play endurance
>>93554551>reeflings were the brap patrols all along
>have you ever tried 'lesbian peanut butter'?
>>93554765>oh lebanese!
>Stronny teases Immy about Pinpals dressing up as Batman>Immy: ewwJoker you might have a shot it's longshot though considering your fetishes
in the past 24 hrs shibi has clapped her tits twice on other peoples channels
>>93555449need breast clapping asmr before she gets that reduction
Why are we watching hard candy exactly? Is it supposed to be a good movie? A meme?
>>93556355I think I remember it came up on stream before or someone in chat talked about it but beyond that I don't know.
Immy on the tellyvision
>>93552900>he hasn't seen the PL asmrs
>>93556355it's a decently good film but its not spectacular or anything and to the best of my knowledge its never been related to anything meme-yi maintain that it's funny you guys are watching it though
>>93556760It's fitting thematically to pinpals?
Whenever mummeh says she needs to pee it hurts. Because I know it won't be in my mouth.
>>93556760So we are wasting a members stream on some random mediocre movie that has no relevance because some retard in chat mentioned it once? Great
>>93556822in a manner of speaking
>>93556932Immy is what makes the stream good
>>93557019>responding to extremely obvious bait
has anybody seen my daughter? she's late to her members stream...
>>93557101>>93555449
>>93557101i am currently having her clap her tits around my dick
>>93557011You're too smug
>>93555605best you're gonna get for anyone who missed it yesterday https://youtu.be/PcPImNmpwKc?t=5597
>>93557245the moon haunts you
>>93549308>>93549349
>>93557413IM COMING TO KILL YOU
>>93557413jiji well played
i love you
>>93558602me?
>>93558602no u
>>93558602I love you too anon
>>93558602FUCK YOU
>>93558602love you too retard
>>93558623you are included in that yes
>>93553017 Half the girls all reactivated their PLs and started funding new models at the same time, i think its been pretty clear what's going on for a while
i want to urinate on immy's hand and then make her lick it up
>>93560371scratch that, i'll urinate on my own hand
>>93561211>not peeing in a cup then filling your mouth with it and kissing Immy then using your tongue to force her to drink itngmi
>>93561631im not peeing in a cup
>>93561683But you aren't opposed to drinking your own piss?
>>93561738id rather not but if im dying in the wilderness ill drink itbut point in my posts is that immy is the one drinking it, not me
>>93561812>point in my posts is that immy is the one drinking it, not memy post said the same thing
i want to pee on Immy's head
>>93562982no you dont
i want to suck azura's tits
>>93563035what makes you say that
>>93563142because i know a liar when i see oneyou're lying
i want to kiss stronny's tummy
>>93563192then tell me a post where i was telling the truth if you know when someones being a liar
>>93563080get in line pal, Im still drinking
>>93563391you must be me then
>>93563380Looks like he was the real liar
>>93563771so it would seem
She's gone...
>>93564637i like this soundpost
We are now Immyless...
>>93565617i didnt even know she was live kek
>Goodnight>Pookie>Love you>KISSES
Immy is such a hard worker, poor lil sis
>>93565727it was a members only stream
>>93565802i know, but there was no "on the telly" or even any posts about the movie so i didnt know
so how was the movie
I want to hug immy so bad right now
That movie was crazy as fuck holy shit. Great movie though
>>93565883So you hate me >>93556753
>>93565883>>93556753
>>93565889it was bonkers. not bad, but i personally wouldn't watch it again
>>93565889It was interesting(crazy). Not something I'd watch on my own but it wasn't bad. Threw me for a loop a couple of times
>>93564637
>>93565966>>93565981what the fuck i just jumped worldlines or some shit
>>93566143quick, describe the fruit of the loom logo
>>93566223fruit
>>93566143that post definitely wasn't there before
>>93566281you passed the test, you may continue to post unharmed
shibi....
>>93566397i need to know if im in the right timeline, who shot Johnny Rock?
>>93567047Ronald Reagan
>>93568332okay good, thats definitely the same as before...haha...yeah...
>>93568612you may not be a timeline jumper but you're definitely an ojisan for referencing dallas in the current year
>>93568788>dallasidgi
>>93569066oh no, i'm the ojisan and i've made an embarrassing errorgoogle who shot JR
i just came from the timeline where none of you hated me, it was great
>>93569328we're talking about the game right? right?
>>93569565i was not, hence the "embarrassing error"
>>93569565Nta apparently it's a tv soap opera too
why did I get teleported to the soap opera general? Anyways, back to my interactive fiction games.
I have no idea what you guys are talking about...
>>93569945why not
>>93569945Get back under the table
>>93569945of course now of all times is when the interjector is on break...the other anon was referencing a 1991 FMV game called Who Shot Johnny Rock?, a murder mystery/rail shooterI was referencing the television show Dallas, which in 1980 became a major part of American culture with its "Who Shot JR" cliffhanger at the end of season 3, with the phrase itself becoming iconic and the season 3 finale popularizing the use of cliffhangers in televisionof course that was in the 80s and no zoomer knows what the fuck dallas even is but thats besides the point
>>93569801is that because of the autism or are you 50 years old
>>93570528autism, im in my 20s...
>>93570597i will forgive you if you dont fuck up the bake
>>93570726i will not be baking, go back to the timeline where people didn't hate you
>>93570814wrong anon dummy
>>93570876FINALLY some fucking SHIBI COTTONBUM this thread has been NEEDING IT
>>93570500Thank you anon
>>93570597>in my 20sOjisan~
shibi livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcLJ7L99YSw
if i dont have a migraine flare up by 10 left, i'll bake if no one else is
>>93572198Chu
>>93572198Don't worry, I baked so you could rest.. It's my first time but I tried..
New bake (I forgot you have to do this huhu) >>93572913
>>93573264You did good. Only thing is it's a little earlyThank you baker
>>93573264thanks baker
>>93573264Thanks for the bake.
>>93573264Thanks for baking, new baker, you did well for your first time!
>>93573264thanks anon
>>93573264good bake much better than that mercybaker and his fucked up breads
>>93573264thanks for the bake
my Immy prescription is wearing off quickly today, just gonna lie here and watch the thread expire
>>93574469Can I join you
>>93574469>>93574630
