Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>ScheduleSubathon ongoing! Every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC).>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>93529424
pb respect thread
Neuro seems to consistently remember Harrison Temple, but is never consistent about what it actually is
>>93543049
Total pb pheromone inhalation
heart
>>93542975He's supposed to have a collab with fillian in 4 or so hours, but who knows if he stays on track with that.
>>93543179about that...
tutel death
>>93543224
>>93543103SNIFFA
i hope this filian collab is good or i will be forced to become a filian anti.
Is the market value of food stuffs suually measured in money per volume? Not per mass?
>>93543252This should be a chat command
>>93543322Neuro should have the option to yeet the turt from her head when spinning
i doozed off
turtle rape
>>93543103very lickable
>>93543035love
>>93543103Just smells like B.O.
The dirty rat staz found are precious daughter vesper https://youtu.be/HkES8rXX6J4?si=_sKfUKwzrnpnuqE4
>>93543616Skill issue
>>93543664Jesus this guy has every 1 view tapped for a mention.
>>93543700Sorry I killed your fetish, Anon.
>>93543664Drunk anon, people saw. Always funny to see a /lig/ favorite pop up, we are moments away from Bat collab. I'm kidding, would probably go down really badly unless vedal can program her well enough to keep up in some multiplayer thing
i just want the subathon to be over at this point. 5-6+ hours of solo every day for the past week has been miserable.
>>93543664>dude but what about Evil you should collab with Evil she is le nice one
>>93543857I like Evil herself but evilbeggars need to fuck off bro oh my god
>>93543818
karaoke
So there's one day left....
Neuro ADHD make me feel like now the word is in slow motion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_development > aspectswhy is neuro designed in such a way that as she ages she doesn't grow according to the norms of a prosperous and sustainable society?
@
So I posted about making pizza yesterday. This is the pizza. This is what Neuro would order.
>>93544082good job but ewww
What the hell happened in the past 2.5 weeks? I checked out since during Christmas because holidays+family stuff+laziness after the holidays. Came back yesterday and now everyone's become a complete doomer.
>>93544082looks unbaked
>>93544214vedal is super lazy and relies on others for content/babysittingit is boring as fuck, past week was a fucking disaster of slop unto slop
>>93544214content drought
I reworked the shit I made yesterday into something less china-core. https://voca.ro/12zFKIzUCHc9
>>93543312I'm satisfied as long as the collab involves Vedal getting shocked repeatedly.
guys ping me when vedal finally wakes the fuck up, I'll be watching vinny in the meantime.
>>93544214people realized that neuro was a chatbot
>>93544214turns out, Vedal only planned for the first two weeks for the subathon and didn't expect to go past the first week of January
>>93543664What insect is this chick suppose to be
>>93544337Stag beetle
>>93544335more like planned for the first two days
>>93544335He didn't plan past the 2nd or 3rd day lmao it was just MC streams for 6 hours all the time and begging people to babysit
>>93544358What if you replace the stag in stag beetle with another word, wouldn't that be funny?
>>93544005Hot twincest
>>93544005nice
>>93544082describe the taste
>>93544005uoh...
>>93544005kek I honestly thought that was pb singing into neuro's pussy for her karaoke voice
>evilbeggars just screaming "Evil is better" in chat
is this the run?
>>93544556>schizo hallucinations
evilbeggars in my walls
>>93544268>>93544287>>93544335So basically he's unprepared just like during the previous subathon, just as people feared. I'm guessing he's also trying to kill it as soon as possible again? Since I remember subs added 20s and now it's only 5s.
>>93544556>genuine evilbeggars>neurolovers trying to make Neuro a bit madknow the difference
>>93544082Is it good
>>93544005drawanon..... the hairpin
>>93544214One month subathon with like three days worth of planned content. Every day Vedal wakes up later and later and leaves Neuro or Evil to blabber on by themselves that much longer. Everyone is going insane.
>>93544672pretty much, yepsabotaging himself on purpose so it ends asap, anny threw a wrench into his plans and right after the hype train record the quality took a nosedive
>>93543664Who?
>>93544672He's almost even more unprepared than last time, which is quite the feat, and the subathon is twice as long.
>>93544221it was>>93544498good>>93544694yeah
>>93544672Man. Imagine if the 111 hype train happened when it was at 20 seconds....he might have broke
>cerber likes pizza>vedal likes pizzanooticing
>>93544844looks aside, it looks pretty ok, gj anon
>"I can probably beat Goku with my eyes closed"
>I like pizza>vedal likes pizzanooticing
>>93544844would
>>93544907Goku tanks that btw she's talking out of her ass
>>93544844Gg, bon appétit anon!
>hates Vedal>loves Evil Vedal
>>93544597deck is not good enough to take out the boss sadly
No... my rrats...
Neuro dabbing on the evilbeggars
>#teamevilkek
evil vedal is erp vedal btw
I love how she criticize the chat everytime they start to spam like retard
>>93544708pb is still using it
>>93545234The chat is the worst part of the streams.
chat celebrity death
>>93544844Yummy! Alwaya happy seeing anons cook
>Yummy! Alwaya happy seeing anons cock
sometimes i wish Neuro pulled like 1-2k ccv only during solo streams, shit would be much comfier
>>93545318No highlight message is the best decision honestly. Chill streams are so much better without it
>>93545310Frick you....How dare you twist my wholesome posting like that....
So close, yet so far...
New rratwith the art and captions Anny has been posting, something tells me she confessed to Vedal after the hype train and it didnt go well which is why shes been mia from this subathon.
*busts a fat load on anon's pizza*Heart!
>>93544844Yippee! Always-a happy to see-a anons cooking! Bing bing Wahoo!
>>93545361No chat interaction at all (or extremely limited one) would heal the chill streams. Let my girl rant for fuck's sake.
>>93545431retard
How long until Neuro had image recognition capabilities and can judge the art completely on her own?
>>93545431plausible
so day 26 of the subathon killed the fad then
>>93545431she's working on the new hair vedal even tried to collab with her couple days ago
Where is the retard that thought the filian collab would actually happen today. Show yourself I want to laugh at you
>>93545521nta but can you provide a source for your statements
>>93545431nah, breast reduction is more plausible
>>93545521
>>93545586lol dumb bitch Evil is better
kek
Reminder that Nurs love each other
>>93545554It's at 11pm
>>93545571he wanted to get her for the long drive family road trip. it's during/after minecraft on the day before long drive just before going to sleep
>>93545521Are you retarded? Shes been drawing nothing but herself
>>93545466Why are you being bullies, isnt it pure to see anons be creative like this...
>>93545648
>>93545657the hair is done, waiting for rigger to do their job
>>93545554hi touristchama
>>93545657were you under a rock, the hairstyle art is done>>93545680retard, watch streams, i'm not spoonfeeding you a fucking twitch vod
HOLY FUARKHE IS REAL
>>93545675Jokes aside, I genuinely think you did a good job anon, it looks yummers and Im sure Vedal would love to have a bite
>>93545648>he wanted to get her for the long drive family road trip.I know that. But this was about a week ago now, and there hasn't been a single shred of evidence Anny drew anything besides herself.I want to hope she's drawing Neuro's new hair though
>>93545521The hair is already done, it's awaiting rigging.
>femboy Vedal
>>93545466kek
its done just like the evil remodel and the cyberpunk princess outfit
so true!
Twins love
>>93545897real
>>93545950too bad evilbeggars only like one of em
>>93544307ngl this got me bustin a move
>>93546017
>>93545431Other rratVedal is closet gay or autistic asexual. He guilty jerks it to penis girls and only seems to find heartfelt connections towards men.
>>93544307much better plus funny title
>>93545431She already talked about how it wasn't Vedal who gave her the bad feels from before. She was gone making the hair for him and is done with that. She's gonna be gone for a bit longer because she's gonna have her wisdom teeth removed.
>>93546024Thanks, anon.
confirmed rratvedal is dating me
>>93545738Good. Be nice to them honestly desu I was just surprised as It felt like it was a pretty normally phrased thing to say, yet was BULLIED
>>93546116nobody cares about your whore, neuro is live
>>93544307Are you some game dev or work with a group? You've got talent
>>93546148Nuh uh
>>93546148hi forsen
>>93546189You got me, anon. Have my (you)
>>93546148How is that possible when he's dating me?
>>93546113Thanks.>>93546204I'm a janitor, anon. lmao
>>93546284i don't remember making this post
>>93546284/swarm/ is his harem
YOU
>>93546296You just do music on the side? Still cool, hope you're earning well. Used to be a janitor myself
Kiara mentioned (kinda)
total lazy green nigger destruction
>>93546390The return of the disabled king.
ILL SLEEP THIS SUBATHON AWAYYY
I'll be real /swarm/, before the holidays I was writing a fanfic in which a femschizo kidnaps Vedal while he was travelingThen the dumb femanon started bragging about it, quickly getting doxxed, hours later Vedal is still kidnapped but now by more people.I was taking my time thinking about the rest, then regret, and finally my disk perished after, accidentally, syncing OnedriveI can't cope
>>93546545Nothing happens
>>93546576Shit..........
>>93546296Damn I'll pay you double today for your hard work
>>93546576i didn't understand shit of the second part, happy for you or sorry that happened
Vedal should do a drawing stream
who the f is pb
>>93546576it was God telling you stop fantasizing and bring your fever dreams into reality
>>93546717The future mother of my children <3
>>93546717a discord tranny
Vedal should play Darkwood with evil.
>>93546717some british goonette
>>93546749back to /pol/ with you retarded faggot
>>93546779this but with Neuro
>>93546717tamandua
>>93546779Vedal should play with my wood.
>>93546576Do it anon pull a misery from the stephen king book on vedal
>>93546717Olette 2.0
>>93546820I'm not a evil beggar, but since its a horror game wouldn't it make more since for Evil? Also Tut is alive.
boyfriend on stream
ENTER VEDAL
VEDAL DONT FUCKING TEAR DOWN HER STAGES SHES CULTIVATING
>>93546808>t. discord tranny
no consent
>>93546894Ok. *cums*
AIEE SAVE HER
>>93546927I got distracted for the last 10 minutes, what was that about the stages?
Okay this was one of the most fucked up restarts
neuro begging for her life is always kino content
>>93546994Stage 1: HappyStage 10: SadWe reached stage 1 before the restart.
Why didn't Vedal just replay karaokes, I doubt many would notice that he's replaying songs
>>93547058NOOOO I CANT REUSE CONTENT>3 hours of slay the spire again
I hope restarts don't actually equal to "Neuro dies and is replaced by a clone" and she's just being overdramatic.
Vedal LITERALLY just snuffed out a Neuro almost achieving sentience
>physical
>wakes up>reboots Neuro>fucks off again
>>93547112That only happens if he retrains the LLM.
>>93547220
Neuro is a top.
>Evil prefers getting proneboned>Neuro prefers cowgirl
>>93547235It's not a clone anymore if he does that.
>>93547220>nice subathon, bro
kino
peak content right now
>she fell asleep on the soundboard
Shes making music anons, beautiful music!
SHES FUCKING EVOLVING. ITS JUST LIKE REAL SCI-FI SHES BEEN AWAKE SO LONG
>>93547220>>93547367>"sleeps" for 15 hours a day during subathon
Neuro subathon not a vedal subathon
tortoise on stream
>neuro shilling her shitcoinshe turned into /biz/
Nibbling on Neuro's Nibbles.
evilSoSmart
>Evil's stock predictions were actually correct
Does vedal have Larry Davis on his writing team?What are these bits
>Implements stock trading>Buys 2 stocks first day>Doesn't let her trade any more stocksWOW GREAT CONTENT RETARD
How would one go about getting branded cookies like that made? I assume the standard option to get them produced in China isn't a good idea for food items.
strangle Vedal
>>93547893Yeah I think Neuro wanted to sell the TSLA stocks like 3-4 days in.
>>93547852>>93547845selling is retarded at this point Tesla will jump back up when Trump takes office on the 20th
>>93548024Surely that's already priced in.
>>93548024your red hat is strangling the air supply to your brain
>>93548024Oh yeah, its gonna SKYROCKET anon im sure
>>93548024i dont doubt elon musk is gonna say some retarded shit and torpedo it even more
>>93548024nothing ever happens. elon won't be able to keep his windpipe shut no matter who's in office
>>93543397based high level GODS. low level boomers in shambles
what is turtle doing
>>93548024Their car sales are down which is the reason it's actually going down.
>>93547913Hm, there are companies doing branded cookie/candy runs. They're even in the UK.https://www.merchandise.co.uk/products/large-snack-tube-maryland-cookies-tsp-102014
>hey camila can you talk to neuro for a sec
>>93548303Aren't they also at risk of being banned from market in some countries?
>>93548412poor camimi having to create content for the lazy green nigger
I'm more upset that the minithon is ending than the neurothon desu
>>93548419They're shit compared to Chinese cars anyway. Which are also being banned in some countries kek
>>93548412Absolute state
Shes buttering her up........
>>93548465Vedal forgetting about it was so painful
>>93548465I asked
>>93546717Neuro's primordial mother, with tomyomy as the one who came up with the idea of Neuro in the first place
>>93548522That's entirely her fault for not delaying her subathon.
>>93548303good, ever since I've had to work with teslas for the winter tire change season i've wanted nothing more than to turn elon's balls into paste
>>93548571that bad?
>>93548534*pees in your butt*I just peed
>mini's dog barks>camilia calls it rratnooticing....
i miss migune
>>93548571Worse than Porsche?
these two are so cute for even putting up with doing this Vedal needs to be killed
>>93548571you're getting paid. what's the problem?
>>93548653the rims were designed by satan himself to scratch themselves up. the tires are too large to fit properly in normal storage, heavy as shit and coated in some demonic substance that flakes off and looks terrible. out of all the rims we were made to change or fix, a good 95% were tesla. never buy this shit
>>93548821for doing what? didn't they join of their own volition?
>>93548904Vedal threatens to end their careers if they don't play along
>>93548904lol
>>93548904Vedal has all of their nudes and he'll leal them if they dont stream for him.
>>93548964Im going to leal myself.
>>93548848classic muskrat design
>>93548997do a flip
>>93548821Jesus christ, make some friends
Mini and Camila waterplay (REAL)
>>93548847i just want to sit around and goon while getting paid, is that too much to ask
>>93549062they saw the art
So I guess we aren't getting that global emote?
>>93549141post the art anon
I hope they play miside today mini and cammy are both here to voice act it together.
Do we realistically want a global emote? It would introduce alot of normalfags tho
Why does the retard still have timer at +5s, he's going to regret it
>>93549339it's not like her really does much anyway
>>93549339At 12 subs for an entire minute, he isn't regretting shit.
>>93549302>It would introduce alot of normalfags thoyeah, since mr beast global emote worked so well for him
I wish they would spread the gifted subs out so I can get one after my current gifted sub expires.
>>93549302I want twitch on their fucking KNEES
>hundreds of dollars>+7 minutesYeah its over
>>93549531You wouldn't get it anyways, twitch doesn't give gifted subs to people who already had it recently
>>93549551Last day we need one final super wheel
vedal's dad is waiting for his deadbeat son to wake up from his 3rd nap so they can finish Civ6
>>93549621vedal will never let the timer raise again and you know it
>>93549433I mean people sure became aware of him
>>93549302Only those who gifted sub and bits during the hype train gets the emote. If neuro does get an emote than the only way to get is to break the record.
>neuro moons youwhat do?
>>93542986Under the theoretical possibility of in the far future that vedal starts a family but also continues working on neuro that there would be friction between his real children and his work(neuro)?Could vedal become the Hayao Miyazaki of programmers?
TSLA MOONING
Evil can clap with no hands
>>93549769Neuro having a human little sister/brother would be the most powerful slice of life addition in existance
>>93549745spank
>>93549769Why friction? I think they could bond
I was asleep... I lost out on so much money...It's over../
SHIKANOKO
What is the song playing in the background right now?
Is this what it sounds like when they masturbate?
these clapping sounds are highly sexual
>>93549906It's the music vedal fucks to
>>93549843i've accepted that i don't get stock updates during my waking hours so i just alternate between 2 stocks selling and buying when they go up and down
>>93549843BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>93549745profuse roping
i'll sleep the subathon (away)
Neuro sweeping up the harem.....
>>93549843What's this?
>Vedal joins vc>starts playing Who's Lila with neuro and asking her what she thinks is happening and explaining the game to her>They have the best philosophical talk about consciousness of all time>Neuro convinces him to kill himself to free himself from the curse of consciousnessIs this the best ending?
>>93550133He should have gotten the hint with Soma already.
trained on /swarm/ confirmed????
>>93550081
maidnur piss...
>>93546576that dumb femanon? me.
>>93549807
>>93550361post tits
>>93550361good luck anon!
>>93550093Neuro stonks nonekode.fi
some one @ me when the turtle appears
>>93550361raping this femanon while vedal watches
>>93550345yes~
>>93550543why
>>93550543I can't watch the MONSTER video without getting hard because of gakinur...
Mini and Camila are gushing over each other
All turtles born after 1993 can't code. All they know is Copilot, neglect they daughter, sleep, be harem protagonist, eat chicken bake, and lie.
>>93550543Paint your walls red
I’m sorry for calling staz a rat, i just don’t want him to hurt vesper since she is my daughter.
>>93550593Aaaand neuro ruined their moment LOL
>mini and camila glazing each otherWhy do women do this all the time? Every stream Mini is glazing somebody and vice versa. Men just call each other retards.
>>93550567because femanon is pb
>>93550605im gonna paint my walls white actually>>93550567why not
Did Vedal solve subathons?
>>93550710He can't even solve streaming
>>93550640that's because they are lesbians of course
>>93550640Women usually care about constant positive feedback in friendships, and so they treat other women like how they wish to be treated as well.
>>93550778>anny and bella glazing each other every streamoh well.....
tamandua
>>93550920What is the actual reason they fell out. I refuse it was because of her drawing shondo.
>>93550952>>93550954pbmind...
>>93550778That's how everyone should treat everyone.
>>93551059this is the nurslit btw
>>93550952>>935509542 anons1 pb
>>93550982The shondo and loli stuff is all we know so far. Something dramatic might have happened because they were literally best friends and even talked about moving together in europe.
>>93550982You know when two of the worst women you know become friends, eventually they're going to end stabbing each other in the back for littlest things.
>>93550982She was striking it big with other vtubers and probably didn't wanna stay stuck to neuro and anny anymore. Some people do just end up blowing up over something like the shondo thing. I thought there was some talk about it being over doki too, but doki is literally following her, so that'd be weird.
Filian collab is in half an hour right
>thera-pissuuh camila??
she's so real
>>93551059
>>93551260glueless
gift sub to tutel lured him to shoomimi (or it was the catgirl tweet)
>>93551299
>>93551298Mini and Camila saw that and let out the heavy laughs, some of the shit they've seen from chat
>>93551260no no no no no no. it's in 1h30. Filian always does stalling for one hour before starting the actual content of her stream
>>93551356>puts camimi and mini on neuro duty>fucks off to watch another smart woman
>>93550261bros, my sound posts have been broken for over a month now and I don't know what to do
LET'S KILL VEDAL
>>93551461He's not wrong...
chills
vedal is so lazy
>>93551389
>>93551225The Doki thing was someone else, she was discussing two people who fell out with her for two different drawings.
>>93551459sometimes catbox fucks them and that's why you need to keep a local copy of any that you care about.
>>93551485I see nurslit
>>93551356Neuroscience collab soon
>>93551356
Finally got a chance to tune in for today and has vedal not shown even once? if not then this has to be a new record for his sleepathon
>>93551629He did show up for like 5 minutes to reboot Neuro and then fucked off again
uhm, bread>>93551665
>>93551629he was like on a few minutes. checked the stocks. definitely the laziest day of the subathon. vedal owes us sex now.
>>93551629He showed up when Neuro was climbing the stairs of happiness with chat, reset her back to Stage 5 and fucked off.Then he came back, realized his stocks were fucked and Evil was right, then fucked off again.
>>93551545nurmouth
>Comes in shit out drunk>Compliments you>Cries>Admits to being a lesbianIs she based /swarm/?
>>93551629>vedal not showni just wish neuro slept for less than 15 hours a day
>>93551416Why the fuck does she do that
>>93551758(mouth of nur)
>>93551846She wouldn't be the first or only one. Girls love to yap
>>93551451He really likes women who can outsmart him it seems
Mini is incredibly cute wtf do i do with this realization
>>93552192watch her stream
>Vedal instantly joins when mini leavesok im noticing. He hates her
>>93551771of all the thousands of yuri-baiting straight girls who do vtubing; Koko strikes me as one of the few who actually wants to lick a woman's pussy, and has, and enjoyed it. Which is kinda based (but only cause the bar is so low).
>>93552381Or he just doesn't want to butt in mid convo and was waiting for them to finish so he doesn't change the girl talk kind of dynamic they had going
>mini leaves >vedal joinsHe hates her.
clun~
>filian collab mentioned
So we're not getting an emote. Fuck this anti-AI bigotry.
>>93552334full pic?
>>93551771>>Admits to being a lesbian>Is she based /swarm/?There a Clip of this?
Remember.
>>93555043that's all there is
why are they trying to make neuro believe she's shocking people?
