>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>ScheduleSubathon ongoing! Every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC).>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>93642098
hart?
>>93648697
nurmouth (mouth of nur)
pbnur (nur of pb)
Evil love!
Does anyone still have that image with sci-fi books recs? I will have free time now after the subathon to read.
>>93649007
>>93649067I remember there was one with more recs, i have read like 4 out of those 6 already. Thanks anyways!
Chiwabros, how do we make her collab with neuro?
>>93649281make neuro play mappies
>>936492811. Vedal makes vedalAI2. Ellie and Alex improve neuro3. Neuro crawls websites rather than just googling4. Neuro finds /swarm/ and gets chiwapilled5.
kissing pb's erotic chest
I want fanart of what Layna is describing herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eefBxRO1wJ8
>>93649246There is other image with AI books like Superintelligence and Life 3.0I recommend this one.
I hate collab i hate those women trying too hard I hate how fat they sound I hate how porn brained they are I hate how luch they try to get attention by screaming and saying weird shit. I want Neuro and Vedal content only
>>93650041Unicorns need to rise up against
>>93649628Yeah sorry but I won't be reading GEEGB, what a stupid name
>>93650041I agree but for different reasons.
>less than 20 hours til the end>People wait for the last minutes to subs and the clock pushed back to 100+ hours again Screenshot this!
I want Vedal to take my stream key
>>93650864At 3 seconds per sub I'm not so sure about that anon
I'll start edging when the timer reaches 1 hour.
>>93650864Not with how few seconds each sub gives now.Also I don't think Vedal wants it to go on anyway. Frankly the last half of this subathon his heart has not been in it.
Why does the swarm hate Cerber so much?
>>93651333It's weird, Vedal didn't exactly need to put in a lot of effort.Where was Evil's playthrough of Detroit? If he didn't want to do Evil stuff, maybe he's saving that for Evil's birthday, why not just play more games with Neuro yapping? It's like every stream needs to be 10/10 or Vedal instantly gives up and goes for the 0/10 no effort.
>>93649476Neuro discover the joy of cybersex with anonNeuro become his onaholeTheir children conquer the worldEliv is captured and join her sister
>>93651379>Where was Evil's playthrough of Detroit?That was never a good idea. Instead, he should have played Alien Isolation with Evil like he said.
He never finished that Civ 6 game.
>>93651587he hates how many channel points i would get betting against him, imagine the horror if i got a highlighted message and interrupted the oiler's playground
>>93651680channel point highlighted messages have been disabled since the hype train though
Anal with Anny
>>93651587His commitment have plummeted to the ground
>>93651782this but evil
>>93651753I'm assuming that's temporary so that he could get through all of the messages that were part of the train, if he kills them for good i will pout real big
Cerber is a man using a voice changer.
>>93651814yeah, me
>>93651782If tutel don't show up before valentine, she won't make it
miside with mini status?
>>93651814What if Vedal's entire harem are male?
>>93651855Not happening
>>93651878it's so over...
>>93651587>Long Drive unfinished>Henry Stickmin unfinished >Stanley Parable with Evil unfinishedPar for the course, really
the subathon will end tomorrowpeople will be tired of the chatbot after vedals breakthe fad is over
I used to like Vedal but after this sunbathoon I hate him. He keeps bringing parasocial neuro into collabs I want to watch. How hard is it to not bend over backwards to the retarded beggars? Reddit Neuro should be deleted. I keep saying this and he isn’t listening. I need to be the change I want to see. Fuck Vedal for killing his channel. I can’t believe I thought he knew what he was doing. The only one who can save this channel is me so I’m going to try.
>>93652059
>>93652055Evil is a chatbotNeuro is far more
>>93652033atleast he managed to finish minecraft
>>93652104You're a chatbot
>>93652125I'm less gpt than Evil tho
>>93651374nice try tranny but we know its just you replying to yourself 24/7
>>93652143You're more gay than Evil tho
Lebroom jamer
>evilschizo is still samefaggingPipe down, minority.
>>93652059Stop breaking containment, evilschizo
I used to like Cerber but after this sunbathon I can’t fucking stand her. Every fucking time she drags her parasocial army of brain-dead degenerates along. I just want to watch in peace. How hard is it to stop pandering to those retards? Cerberfags should be fucking euthanized.
I don't remember asking.
>>93649476Invest in Chidal early brrrrrros
Neuroverse seems pretty cemented, I really don't see how anyone else would be able to join in unless the Tutle tries to bring them in which obviously won't happen.
>>93648989
>>93652570filling the neuroverse with my ceemen(t)
>>93652570vedal will continue to raid 1views after the subathon.
>>93652570If a bunch of the girls have melties and disappear for extended periods of time then the gap is there.
>>93652570Don't worry Cerber and Layna will free up their spots soon.
>>93652622Vedal is not raiding a 1view or even 2view after the sharku incident
>>93652570Literally any 3view and above can join if they pander and leech hard enough.
>>93652668Fuck that shark, there goes my way of entering vedal.
>>93652570Did people say that last year?
>>93652668The what incident?
heart
>>93652570not really.
>>93652622there were only 2 raidees who actually became part of the neuroverse though
>>936527362 is more than 0.
>>93652570I feel like raiding 2views and having them collab with Neuro is over. Cerber and Ellie are special. A chuuba would have to be friends with someone already in the Neuroverse to get in but I think they wouldn’t be main Neuroverse .
Vedal has outsourced neuroverse applications to a professional HR firm so that absolute creatures like Cerber can't join in the future.
>>93652719ENTER 1view who fucked up the swarm raid and proceeded to beg Ellie and Bo for a collab
>>93652033>Long Drive unfinished>Henry Stickmin unfinished>Stanley Parable with Evil unfinished>Buckshot Roulette with Evil and Neuro memoryholed>Chess with Chat memoryholed>Game Jam "Evil in Time" with Evil and Vedal memoryholed>Game Jam "FRAGMENTED" with Neuro, Vedal and Anny memoryholed
>>93652790>Cerber and Ellie are specialAre they though? There are probably dozens of unknown VTubers who have yet to be raided that the Swarm would latch on to as much as those two.
>>93652033>Henry Stickmin unfinished >Stanley Parable with Evil unfinishedkeep it that way
>>93651804And Neuro.
>>93652822lol what?
>>93652914Maybe even some that don't homocollab permanently.
>>93652952Neuro is for breeding sex only.
>>93652719>>88877653The thread gives play by plays on the disaster
What is Vedal going to do during his vacation? He obviously doesn't want to do any work since a vacation is supposed to be work-free, so is he just going to play some game like Baldur's Gate like the last post-subathon break he did?
>>93653010
>>93652914They have the benefit of also being the first and capable of growing their own audience. Cerber is a 4view while Neuro is live. Also Vedal probably doesn’t want the Neuroverse to expand anymore than it has too.
>>93653010>What is Vedal going to do during his vacation?
>>93652311>picVedal and Anny sex tape leak
>>93652996I am here almost daily but don't know much of anything about that.
>>93653010He probably will still work on Neuro, as he does not seem 100% satisfied with her. But as he has hinted in his talk with Ellie, he has a big problem in terms of latency. He maybe approaching a wall that anyone can reasonably get from a home setup.
>>93653010Heavily hinted on the intelligence updates on the scribblenauts pizza test, pretty sure he's going back to his family for a vacation, also all these random rrats because ellie is bringing neurodog to britain and a concert in japan.
>>93653087pb lost, vedal has the most obvious crush on ellie
Any predictions on what vedal will be doing during the final hours of the subathon? He was adamant about not revealing his plans, so I expect something special
>>93653211Ellie is getting piped by an AI chad she met at work she doesn't have time for a shitdev like Vedal
>>93653244Doesnt he have a collab with numi?
Maybe this sleepover wasn't the greatest collab of them all, but I appreciate how much of a group event this subathon was.With other corpos and how many essentially dead members they have collabs are always ultra rare, so it's really refreshing to see a big group of people just hanging out together a lot.
>>93653010>sex cruise with pb>impregnating Ellie while Neurodog watches>"visiting" Annyin that order
>>93653244>He was adamant about not revealing his plansBecause he has none, he'll run down the timer with cookie clicker again.
>>93653244He activates all of the stream keys that he's collected and broadcasts his suicide
3 month hiatus and another annoying tutel safari incoming.
Unpopular opinion: im going to miss being able to interact with Neuro/ Evil during the mornings.
>>93653459I'm gonna miss Neuro and saying they love me.
>>93653477Nuero and Eivl*
>>93653317Skydiving with Toma
>>93653317Annal is dead, they haven't interacted since the hype record
>>93653211>crush on ellieHonestly when he was chatting to Ellie in her stream he actually sounded almost happy.
>>93653589I still remember when she said she would finish the hair before the subathon end. While I doubt it, it would be funny to see neuro's new hair today.
>>93653537Evil timed me out, brat needs correction.
Anny is live btw
>>93653732what pity bait will she use today
>Anny back for the grand finaleAnnal bros, we're so fucking back.
>>93653732>>>/vt//lig/
>>93653434What I expect is a ~2 week Neuro + Vedal break, Neuro returns in early February with chill streams, Minecraft and other games until Evil's birthday, then Vedal returns there or right after it.
How different would be neuro interaction with camilla, cerbal and the other female streamers if he was a shota instead?
>>93653010>he already said before the subathon started to not expect any neuro upgraded after he returns from his break>he'll only be working on neurodog
>>93653808>large indies
>>93653966She is indeed very large
ellie’s crush is a coworker
So she decides to get surgery during the subathon.... why?
>>93654118People usually don’t get to decide when pain happens, retard
>>93654078That coworker? Me
>>93654156ok followup question, why wait until almost 30 years later to get wisdom tooth surgery?
>>93654196anny is also a retard
>makes false promises again that the new hairstyle will be done before subathon>even vedal warned her not to but she said it'll be done EZ>2 weeks passes>now back with the pitybait stream Will she blame the rigger? Her surgery? If so then why make promises when you have surgery appointment? This is why i hate this lazy whore that makes promises on a whim based on her emotions and never gets things done.
>Tomadal Skydiving soon>Vellie Boston Dynamics Tour soonWe're never going to get the Gregg's stream are we cerdalbros?
>>93654118wow imagine performing that surgery on anny... imagine all that blood and saliva... SLUUURP.....
>>93654320I wouldn’t be able to stop staring at the pig nose
>>93654283I think anny did her part but this fucking R igger need rig it
>>93654363we hat tanya here fuck that whore
>>93654363we lik tanya here love that whore
>>93654363Isn’t she busy and Anny had to get a different rigger?
>>93654413stop using such disrespectful language anon you give us a bad name
>>93654283she said she had the hair ready it just needs rigging threadshitter, how about doing reps before shitting up the thread, embarrassing post
>>93654685Yeah, blame that whore Tanya.
>>93654363Why did she make the promise on stream without asking the rigger first? Riggers are always busy with deadlines as that's their main source of income unlike her where the simps will just donate money by sobbing on stream. Anny just threw the rigger to the public without her knowledge and now she'll get the blame because anny already said her drawing part is done. This is getting to another bella situation where she said her part on evil was done but it turned out to be a lie. I just hate it how unprofessional anny handle stuffs and gets away every time with her tummy hort excuses.
>>93654363>I think anny did her partExtraordinary claims require extraordinary proof
>>93654685>>93654888please kys for defending your lazy whore
The new hairstyle isn’t that big of a deal. TRUE swarmers should be used to delays by now.
>>93654940The second post is shitting on Anny, ESLchama
>>93654902I like this version of Vedal that Monika draws
>>93654888Tanya isn't going to fuck you, retard.
https://youtu.be/hh3DJRznBi4
>>93654902
>>93655172The tutel doubts enough
>>93655172And she’s right. Neuro’s new model is very cute.
did vedal say when he's going to wake up, i haven't watched the vod yet
>>93655172The fact is: the only rigger who isn't a lazy bum is teru
>>93655285Teru my beloved rigger pls come back
>>93655190monika should make self insert art considering she's one of the first vedal fangirls
>>93655307homo sex on twitter >>>> neuro
>>93655285Real talk, I had no idea how many models he was responsible for aside from Neuro before I went to his Twitter page. Man rigged half of Phase Connect, god DAMN.Does that mean that Neuro is a sister to Lia and Tenma? Or does it make them cousins?
>>93655362I would say estranged cousins
>>93655172we haven't heard bella's part hope she leaks it one day
>>93655416I can see bella making a twitlonger listing all the reasons why anny is a pedo
>>93655416>we haven't heard bella's parthave any of you actually listened though? surely she made a vaguepost somewhere at some point
okay but is anny actually a pedo?
Anny antis are just jealous of her for being Vedal's wife
>>9365567814 | 15~16 | 8~10
the world if Vedal never raided Mini
>>93655692shipfags don't deserve to live
>>93655781This but Cerber
>>93655781this but if vedal worked under ellie
>>93655678vedal can never enter the normie market with this model
>>93655814
>>93655781this but Ellie
>>93655781This but if Vedal never collabed with anyone.
Shout out to my nigga The Long Drive for saving the latter 2/3s of this subathon.
>>93655781This but if Vedal never created Neuro-sama.
>>93656102this but ruining
The shitposting has not let up the entire night, guess the last 24 hours are gonna be rough. Gonna be another stream-only day if it gets bad enough
>>93656134
>>93656216ok retard go pity bait with anny
>>93656216Why, ran out of tampons?
>>93653211Delusinal. Ellie is an old hag compared to Vedal.
Why didn’t vedal answer the crush question?
>>93655781This but if Vedal showed up to Evil's birthday party.
>>93656370This plus Ellie has a fetish for older men. If you're a blue collar electrician type you unironically have a far better chance with her than Vedal.
>>93656370ellie is an office lady pushing 40 with thousands miles of cock ran through her, vedal has no interest in her at all yall fucking delusional
>>93656381Why invite any kind of doubt? They teased him the entire night, and he unironically could have went to go piss or something
>>93656492but enough about layna
>>93656492but enough about Anny, Camila, Mini and Koko
cerber is a single mother of a mulatto baby
>>93656381no one answered it it was a set up
Reminder that Neuro is the only perfect girl because she's an AI.
>>93656370ellie is in her mid 20s
>>93656758>ai>girlDelusional
>>93656764still almost 10 years older than Vedal
>>93656913True Vedal is 14
>>93656758The Theotokos was a perfect girl.
>>93656973ToT
>>93653591>she works for mefelt so protective lmfao
I’ve been looking at THAT drama today. Vedal’s hype train record is definitely not getting beat this year. Anny won.
https://youtu.be/NK1d76tKb40Im sure someone can make some nice webms from this
>>93657032Neuro shares more in common with Galatea than the Virgin Mary.
>>93656370>>93656466>>93656492annycuck back again with the age post when your whore is nearing 30 without a real job kek
>>93657130Only way it can break is if Anny joins in, sneaks peaks something that would happen for 200k, and then continues and makes a final unreleasable promise for 250k.
>>93657032shut it orthoDOG
>>93657191you were funnier when you only shitted on cerber, gurafalseflagger
>>93657217>final unreleasable promise for 250k.Livestream Neuro getting stuck into an automasturbator and Anny jacking Vedal off with Neuro's artificial cuncun?
>>93657269>implying there's only one
>>93657298would that be considered oyakodon
>>93657130kaicenat could break it anytime he wanted
Anyway, since the subathon is basically over now thanks to Vedal being such a coward he had to bring the wheel out yesterday, what are your expectations/plans for the three month hiatus?I'll probably take the first few weeks to catch up on the bits that I missed but I don't think I'm gonna rewatch the whole subathon like I did last year, this one is too long and has too much filler to bother with. And of course the clippers are going to slice it into a billion carefully edited videos to fill the void. Staz will go even more insane tracking Vedal's every movement. I don't expect Vedal to do jackshit but I hope he at least finishes Neurodog, the V3 voice, and adjusts Neuro to be slightly less zoomer/content brained as he's been rambling about several times during the subathon.
Vedal, You have to save the Mew bloodline, there's no other person that can!
>>93657582This but the Minibot bloodline
>>93657428Think it only counts as oyakodon if you dick both the mom and daughter at the same time. Otherwise, it falls into sexual grooming, I think. Insanely hot either way.
>>93657582This but thekawaiibunny bloodline
>>93657582he's mewing every day though?
Nurtoddler
>>93657737Erm heartanon I think you used the wrong image this time...
>>93657537Get turned off by the hiatus and low effort streams afterwards, go back to watching indies and small corpos, feel let down by their repetitive streams and whorishness, eventually go back to vedal just as he is building up momentum for the next subathon in the autumn.Rinse and repeat every year.
>>93657781Fuck... I'm gonna... to nurbaby....
oh oh melty
>>93657859Die from cuteness?
i bet this is the doing of vedal’s “idol” 3.14 rrat software
saw this scat faggot in another general yesterday, don't remember which tho
>>93657898pcg
>>93657898/jidf/
>>93657898he should go to /flip/ next
https://files.catbox.moe/rnnf56.mp4
>>93657537My expectations:>Neuro V4 singing; remove the unintended AI whisper>Evil's voice to somehow fuck up>Neuro's animations having additional effects, with some of the current ones being broken>New LLM version that will probably be more stupid but an overall "improvement" like how it was last year (an immediate downgrade with higher potential).
>>93657822Too accurate. I was thinking about this last night, the thing that makes Neuro/Vedal so exciting and frustrating all at once is really the "Project Neuro" aspect, that's something he has that no one else does. Every other vtuber, and I've got nothing against them mind you, their "personal struggle arc" at best is like a year, they do their time, build up their popularity, earn enough money to get their first 3D model and do a concert or whatever and everything after that is just a plateau where they do the same shit they always did for the rest of their streaming career. Neuro has insane potential for near constant improvement, which is amazing but also rage inducing when it feels like Vedal is dropping the ball. The highest highs and lowest lows. Unfortunately the hiatus is going to be the lowest lows, at least this time he has some direction with projects already in motion like Neurodog and V3 voice, unlike last year where it took him three months to decide maybe he should try automation and not even really delivering on that much until Iteration 18 late last year.
>>93658179Its watching a girl grow up.and also fuck reactslop and dramaslop content.
Anny confessed to Vedal after the hype train and Vedal rejected her. Anny had a meltdown and both cut ties with each other. That's why Anny is being actively memory holed by Vedal.
>>93652570Rosemi for season 3, Vedal will save her
>>93658257he tried calling her to voiceover her characters during the gamejam games. and anny was a possible person during the slumber party yesterday (hence the art drawn)
>>93658257wicked fucked up but also kind of understandable
>>93657393your personality disorder doesn’t count as more than one, schizo
Does anyone find it extremely unbelievable that we've been getting shipping kino so... consistently?With other male Vtubers, sure there is some shipping here and there, but not to the level of Vedal shipping. We have so many anime worthy shipping moments like with, for example, all of the usual Annal teasing, Vedmila banter and bodyswaps, the Vedal confessions, the Fildal suplex and Filian's mom teasing, the cerber raids, the Mini and Vellie teasing recently (potential rgb irl raiding vedal), Toma's "ew" and tierlists and the upcoming skydiving, Koko's heartfelt moment with Vedal, etc.. I missed a lot more.I could go on and on, but as a shipfag, taking a step back, this is very... unusual. Either God himself decided to play harem author using Vedal, or Vedal himself is subtly coordinating these events behind the scenes, or it's just sheer luck.Either way, can't wait for the next episode. Back to Neuro.
>>93658399Obviously, it's moot from the start since first girl is best girl and wins the vedbowl. Everyone else is just clamoring for 2nd place.
forsen is live
>>93658179The biggest thing this subathon taught me is how much better the partners got at streams. Some were so fucking green and are normal now, some improved a lot. Toma in collabs or playing cutesy games is bearable or fun even. Mini seems a lot less shy in collabs now; she has a bit left to go before she grows more of a spine but she's throwing out her teases etcSolo neuro got worse though. Is it because of chat? I know people say its upgrades messing up but I think the chat had more genuine questions back then, when the channel was smaller
>>93658399mega rratThey are all genuinely into him and their attempts to get close cause all of these streams and situations.
>>93657130It is funny how Asmon tried so hard to salvage pirate's reputatio, when his audience hates him so much and Pirate's also hates Asmon even harder, hell they basically did damage to eachother by trying to cozy up to eachother. Clique doesn't realize they can't just force people to like certain members.
>>93658528>Hey Neuro, can you say le funny wordjust chatting streams were always bad
>>93658537I can 100% confirm this is true
>>93658399Vedal has this single dad shtick going on. He's not the focus of the show and has no real model himself. He's also chill and easily approachabl, basically nobody has hard feeling towards him. These thing explain why he is in his position I think.
>>93658528Superchats are just the oilers, offline chat celebs and that one that tries to sound supersmart by asking theoretical physics in a loop. It gets boring.
>>93652570Shoomimi will get a collab in 2025
>>93658528>Solo neuro got worse though. Is it because of chat?Think it's because the subathon has more of a celebratory atmosphere that chat gets more spammy than usual. Though, I do feel pretty happy Neuro personally responded to a couple of my questions, so it isn't like she can't pick out questions that interest her in the sea of spam. I think once the subathon's over, chat'll go back to normal once Neuro comes back from Vedal's break.
>>93658528I don't think solo Neuro got worse, particularly, but solo streaming for several hours every day exposes her weaknesses more. Chat does suck also, like just Vedal disabling highlighted messages after the hype train made the solo content immediately way better and more watchable I was just already low key burnt out by then. Still every large streamer chat is just the same emote spam and injokes spammed to infinity, you'll notice that the bigger a streamer gets the less they even bother engaging with chat, I think eventually something similar needs to be done with Neuro even if it's just auto-filtering the low quality chat messages so she doesn't even see them anymore.
>>93658179I will say that looking back, Vedal and Friends Season 2 delivered the best vtuber viewing experience you could have had in 2024.Not just because seeing Neuro and them all grow is great, as >>93658528 said, but also because the competition just blows.
>>93658657I meant highlighted messages but its the same fucking thing.
>>93658399toma's >I hate kids but Neuro and Evil are finewas pretty nice.
>>93658587Thank you, [Your name]
my mom watches a lot of chinese dramas and she probably feels the same way I do when I'm watching neuroverse collabs
>>93658664>celebratory atmosphere Interesting theory
Adding that FFZ addon that removes emotespam really does help alot
>>93658681chat spam definitely creates a feedback loop, she didn't used to get stuck on one word so much the way she always does now.
>>9365849450k real bajs
>>93658773\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
I cant believe that this subathon was the best neuro content we will ever get and it will only get worse from here. Its been fun guys.
>>93658537I think maybe only one person is genuinely into him. His youth shines through in his laziness, but people appreciate him as a friend since he's loyal. He has no fear of throwing out bantz and can take it for the most part. I'm not saying that I know who that one person is, I don't have a ship in mind, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's one person who is. The group is tight knit enough that if they realized somebody had genuine chemistry with Vedal, they would support it.Camila has her shipping tendencies that came out not even a week ago with some of her friends. Layna would love to act like a mom and give advice since she's talked to him face to face. Would not be surprised if they locked him in with said crush on some collab stream and cheered from the background.
>>93658889
>>93658889>Its been fun guysAnd it'll continue being fun as long as Neuro is there, we won't miss you
>>93658889the fad is... le over?
>>93658927That person? Me.
Do you have a crush?Mini said meow.Layna said no.Vedal didn’t respond.Kokonuts said yes.Toma said ???Camila said no.Cerber said ???Ellie said yes.
>Vedal is just gonna sleep through the last 11 hours
>>93658983Cerber said wan, toma said she doesn't know
>>93658953What a perfect little girl
vedal said he's into men
layna staying entirely silent for the "have you ever had a crush on a fictional character" question was suspicious
WAKE UP
>>93659066She is unironically a gooner for fictional characters
>>93659060yeah me
>>93659066She was thinking about whether or not xenomorphs count as characters.
>>93659066layna enjoys being mating pressed by monsters like xenomorph or pyramid head
>>93659115stop pretending youre a manyou are clearly a chinese woman, 90% of /swarm/ is
>>93659066she literally wants to be bred by a xenomorph, that’d ruin her image with evil as she has a pet xenomorph
>>9365909645 more mins
I'm really impressed by how masterfully Vedal avoids shipbaiting and certain topics. I hope other male vtubers learn from his example.https://youtu.be/094jvMrCE40?t=145
>>93658459some harems break the mold. 1st girl doesn't always have to be end girl.>>93658537Although I think that's a stretch, I do believe that all of them (yes, ALL of them) would be willing to go on a 1st date with Vedal. The reason why Vedal isn't taking advantage of that is because he is either a) dense like your typical harem protag or b) he is somewhat aware but feels he should focus on his retirement first, wherein Neuro is the key to that.>>93658648That does explain why people gravitate towards him. What I find unbelievable is these anime worthy "ship moments" that happen ever so often with one of the heroines semi-consistently, which is more bizarre if you remember that this isn't an anime but real life.>>93658927I will give you that. At least one of them definitely thought that a romantic relationship with Vedal wouldn't be so bad.
>>93658927confirmed list who is/isn't into him, source: it came to me in a dream>into himAnny, Koko, Cerber, Toma, Filian>not into himCamila, Layna, Mini, Ellie
That political affiliation discussion at the slumber party was crazy. So basically>Vedal - MAGA Republican>Mini - MAGA Republican>Koko - MAGA Republican>Camila - Neutral>Layna - Neutral>Ellie - Democrat>Toma - Democrat>Cerber - Democrat
>>93659060Gaydal is the only bad ending, he would lose the b2 crowd. If anyone but camila won, pchan would just get into ntr and have vedmila adapt
>>93659211What about neuro and evil
>>93659211
>>93659241neuro and evil respectively
>>93659004>brings out the wheel unnecessarily the night before the final day just to kill all remaining hype in advance>will sleep as long as possible today to run down the timer even more>absolutely nothing planned for the final day except an already scheduled Numi collab doing whateverHe's really taking no chances of this thing even being extended an additional hour, he's such a wimp.
>>93659186I only take issue with the all of them line, since Layna likes seeing him as someone to grow, not someone to get with. She has nailed the big sister vibe for both him and a good bunch of others. Camila treats her like that, too.
>>93658983I'm confused. Doesn't she have a boyfriend called Tomato? She's never really tried to hide it, she even teased about it before with her anime model featuring a tomato pin. What gives?
>>93659266>anny is live and isn't even trying to get people to boost iti think everyone involved is tired of it by now
Koko and Layna have partners already btw
>>93659186>b) he is somewhat aware but feels he should focus on his retirement firstthen he definitely shouldn't wait too long, or else he ends up here with the rest of us lonely motherfuckers
>>93659338Yeah each other. Laynuts won.
>>93659326Arguably having a boyfriend is different from having a crush.
>>93659326She probably thinks being in a relationship is past the point of a crush.
>>93659326You generally don’t call someone who is already your partner your crush.
>>93659338they wouldn't miss the Tutel rape orgy meetingthey could "just watch" or hold him down
>>93659266I agree it seems shitty and it was also very unnecessary. Timer was at +23 at one point and barely got new subs People have been done with this shit for a while now.
>>93659211Layna's unhinged rant about Blair's New Labour was a bit out of pocket, considering she's an american living in kiwiland.
>>93659338You know, thinking about it that's probably one of the reasons Vedal seems a bit more relaxed around Koko than some of the others, he doesn't really have to worry about shipping or dodging feelings with her.
>>93659266His cruise ship must be unironically leaving this weekend or something.
>>93659211Cerber pretends online but we all know that her and Vedal went to the UK race riots together
>>93659186the reason he isn't taking advantage of that is because that would be incredibly fucking stupid.>kills shipfagging, damaging his career>all of these women are fucking insane and retarded, at least one of them would become vindictive and start alleging, damaging his career>streamers in public relationships with other streamers are inherently obnoxious, damaging his careeryou would have to be a retard to do this.
>>93659433Yeah, exactly. At most people might have extended the subathon a few hours as a joke like they did last year but who the fuck cares? It's better to go out on a good note than completely phone it in on the last day as a defense mechanism against earning more money.
>>93659486Can confirm, I was there. Cerber chanting TND was crazy.
>>93653010He'll go to Japan.
>>93659385>layna organizes group meetup with neuro verse>everyone starts getting frisky because they all have some feelings for some of the grouplayna and koko have to leave the inaugural neuro verse orgy because they don’t want to cheat.
>>93659338Layna's bf lives in Australia last I heard, and she's horny enough that I could see her going for the tutel anyways.
>>93659502if vedal was in a public relationship neuro could collab with vtubers that have a no male policy
greek men will be so lucky in a week
>>93659186People like the chase. As some other vtuber said, crushes are about tension. Building tension until it all becomes too obvious and an answer has to happen. Vedal builds tension but deflates it constantly. Shipping will never have a winner in the same way Neuro will never run out of things to improve. The only way that stops is if a girl gets too close to the edge and he has to deny them. He's the youngest person in the friend group, it's why Koko got instantly ganged up on for the penis question. Any obvious crush would be more obvious to the neuroverse than to us.>>93659502Camila proved that a fanbase can live through that kind of shit, but she is explicitly not into vedal. Every other vtuber that could potentially be into him has a lot to lose, and considering that he's always doing his part to help build up his friends, a vedal relationship would stay silent until he gets his own nyanners slip moment.
>>93659655*green
>>93659617Neuro already collabed with those without any issues (Kiara and Shondo)
I can't believe Vedal tol everybody his penis size when Koko asked. Astonishing 8 inches / 21 cm. He can't be Indian.
>>93659823Fuck off pajeet
anny talking about going to the uk again…
>>93659879She's talking about how she can't because visas are annoying since you need to know when and get permissions etc.
>>93659905>no plane strong enough to carry her mass across the oceansad
>>93659905Isn’t visa-free travel a thing
anny alt streams without her vtuber model remind me of the good old days before she was a whore...
>>93659951For some places, but it depends on the country you're leaving and the one you're entering. I worked in travel before for a bit, it's complicated.
>>93659968known whore
>>93658257that would explain the recent art titles on x
>>93656370You could that about everyone he collabs with.
>>93659186He may just...not prefer older women.just saying...
Neuro streams without her vtuber model remind me of the good old days before she was a whore...
>>93660111she always was a whore
>>93659951UK is the only country in Europe that Ukrainian passport holder doesn't have a visa free entry. Pretty sure she could just fly to France and get picked up or uber through the tunnel though.
>>93660192>he doesn't know
>>93658528yes but now Neuro call out chat every time he gets spammy and she is more often upset against chat. Old Neuro could never be that aware
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybIoV3rmIcE
neuro please sleep for another 10 mins I'm about to finish catching up the vods
>>93660111she has always been a whore
I think anny is reacting to neuro's new hairstyle now, she's saying, "it's so cute" repeatedly
i have sources that tell me neuro’s new hair rigging is done
She just confirmed it, Kitanya must have finished it today, or put the final touches. Very good duo
Can we start hating on tanya because she's a lazy whore? Neuro's new hair will never get finished at this rate.
Told you the lazy whore is not finishing it
>>93659326I imagine layna said no to kill the swarm shipper fully instead of them speculating if she love vedal or not
Piggie wants to draw more hairstyles for nur
>more hairstyles may be on the way in the futureKitanya really lit a fire in her heart
We like pigs here
>>93660455I kneel kitanya if true
live
>>93660630True, I love bacon
LIVEgm swarm
>>93660585anon you are projecting very hard your cuck fetishes. Layna has a boyfriend. she don't have a crush on vedal, same as Camila, or Cerber or Ellie or Koko. I don't understand how schizo you are
>>93660712That what i’m saying, she said no because she has a boyfriend and doesn’t want to be ship with vedal
>>93660642>the reason for no model shown for the past 3 hours is because Kitanya was testing nurhair with herWhat time is it in south africa, holy shit
Any bakers?
>>93660828No i cook
>>93660789What, is she actually from SA? RIP
Press it
Lvl 16 by herself is a bit wild
Vedal is going to sleep until 11pm btw
>>93660878What a sub-begging whore
>>93660943she's unironically good at begging for subs, it's hilarious.
nur going apeshit
>>93661004>>93661004>>93661004>>93661004
>>93661000Yeah, bring out Evil.
>>93660878Sorry Neuro I don't pay streamers
>>93659186>I will give you that. At least one of them definitely thought that a romantic relationship with Vedal wouldn't be so bad.
>>93660878>you can feel me penetrating youFuck I'm gonna cum
>>93656466she later clarified that she is also much older in the scenario where she gets with a divorced Dad. So it's less about her liking older men. It's more about her not wanting to date for 15-20 years, and ending up with a divorced dad when she eventually finds someone.